No girls allowedEnd of an era edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleLive from the Big Apple it's the US Open>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous >>157500871
>Juggernaut Monster Cerundolo pulverises match-point Sinner>Navone brutes his way through legendary DjokovicThe Argies are onto something
>>157547437Kwaboty
You know what, cucking Sinner out of AO isn't to shabby as the last highlight to his career
>>157547437It was funny seeing the Jew York City crowd chanting "Nole, Nole" while Djewkovic struggled to breath through his big nose, blurry vision from the tears in his eyes. I doubt he will retire, but he's definitely finished
>>157547503I thought Federer was the jew and Djokovic the based chud anti vaxxer thoughbeit
>antisemitismExtremely cringe
>>157547612If Zverev lived in 1940s Germany would he fight for the German army or would he defect to the Soviets?
>>157547631He would make his own side and start a war against all women.
>>157547631He has draft dodger energy
>>157547648>mein fuherer I have diabetes so....
>>157547648>>157547657jej
>>157547631He has diabetes, he would go straight to the gas chamber. He can't even join the military if he wanted too
>>157547600Bots can think?
Djokovic announces retirement:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-z-yCEiD0
Let it be known I was asleep when Novaxx Djokovabic played his last slam match
>>157547437>Gentlementoo much for the us open
what's this freakin bozo's problem
>oddo :DDDD got dimitrov qualified by having their match be a walkover because of an injury>gets a lucky loser spot replacing cilicrublevsissies!
>>157547797in general he's an old post-menopausal lesbianbut what does this even mean, was he quoted correctly here?
Why are English people like this? (comments on the telegraph)
Who ya gots for the quarter final?
(it's Christina or Kawashima)
>>157547857this misses navone-djokovic>>157547869>Christina or Kawashimaslightly annoying nicknamesalso, not navone?
>>157547437Is he still playing? Lmao
>>157547926calm down
>>157547836Just garbage people.
>>157547922Sorry to offend the Den Haag Mariano Navone Fan Club, I cropped out the Djokovic match to highlight that he is out and forgot that THE 2026 Tiriac Open champion was also an option.
>>157547934>Den Haagthis is a violation
>>157547939Kaalm doun
>>157547944Dutch is just Scottish? This explains so much
>>157547944i don't know what that means>>157547946don't be silly
Now Navone has to face the OG who did it first
>At the 2019 USTA under-16 nationals in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Gorzny was in a coma for four days after a mosquito bite left him with an infection in his brain.[3]
Surely nobody is delusional enough to speculate about le 25 after this display anymore, right? inb4 25 posting starts again soon for AO.
>>157548135Out of top 10 now too so seeding will get worse. It's truly and without a doubt over.
>>157547857Rublev. QF GOAT
>>157548150Serious question, when's the last time Rublev even made qf?
>>1575481552.5 years ago
>>157548161Current Aguilar clears
Brehs….. alcarath plays today
>>1575481844 and a half months since his last match. Feels like it's been longer than that.
Shame on Djokovic for pushing himself at age 39, shame on him for being so competitive and driven to compete at his age. How pathetic of him to cry after a devastating 5 set loss.The British Daily Telegraph readers know best!
I love le flashscore man.
>>157548208saw a fing the other day that said your posh englishwoman name is an obscure colour + defunct high street shopTaupe Woolworth for me
>coming out of the woodwork just to mock the GOATthe real vultures were always Federer fans
>>157548268Who came out of the woodwork?
Novak never really recovered from the balanced meme really
>>157548144>Out of top 10 nowIsn't this his first time out of the top 10 in like 20 years
john oliver voiceIn his latest anti-immigration campaign, Donald Trump has officially changed the name of the US Open to the US Closed
Huh apparently Tsitsipas is back with Le Coach nowTsitsisurgence soon?
>>157548249>I love le flashscore man.he's féry real>Otto Virtanen had another superb run at Wimbledon recently, where he qualified for the main draw, pulled off a five-set upset over Ben Shelton and even led eventual semifinalist Arthur Fils by a set in the second round. He did not deserve the disappointment he experienced at the US...>semifinalist Arthur Filshaha(he did play féry, fils lost in the second round himself)
>>157548315Since 2018
It was a different time (how is it ALWAYS an australian who's the first to mention a player in the archive)
>>157548342How would you even find this post?
>>157548359Jodar was mentioned in a replyI need to get a hobby
Let's fuckin go Rinkydink
THERES ONLY ONE SASHA ZVEREVONLY ONE SASHA ZVEREVWALKING ALONG SINGING A SONGWALKING IN A ZVEREV WONDERLAND
What we looking forward to today? Aside from Raz.
>>157548482Nothing really. Maybe Fils Tsissy but I'll probably miss it. Rest looks absolutely grim like Wendelken vs Darderi or Svrcina vs Royer. Maybe Borges Tien is alright.
>>157548482StefilsWawrittiniMenchizukiAugikataNunearnerPopytrovShelpoorDafoe
>>157548249kek
>>157548413you need a gf, a life; its this tennis hobby thats ruining you
>>157548482Fuck it we ball>Big Nigger vs Greek Fraud>Viagra vs BWEH>New Popyrin vs Cope and Seethe ic>Marat Safiullin vs REVENTAR>Jodi Rodeo vs Wannabe Black Isner>Badaldi vs THE James Duckworth>WTA Czech #1 vs WTA Czech #2>Doodooeri vs Walkman>Cacashitma vs Strangely High First Serve Percentage>Tennis Advocate's Star vs Hubie>GET HER JERRY vs Forgettable Clayrat>Tortellini vs "Remember the 2010s when I was 5th best in the world for a season or two">Blockhead vs Banyo Barrios>Halfman vs Tabeaner>MenSHIT vs Second or Third Good Japanese Guy>Davis Cup tier match (FRA vs ARG)>Chimichanga vs The GOAT Karen>Boringes vs GODtien>Once I Was Good vs Once I Won a 1000>Fraudix vs the only Asian Australian>BIG BEN vs Grieksnore>MARTEEEEEEN vs Fraudcis
Guys, just letting you know it rained this morning in the DMV but now seems to be dry and sunny, so play should be possible today
>>157548593How're the trains from the DMV to the NYC?
>>157548570>Tennis Advocate's StarGoing to have to explain this one>the only Asian AustralianNick is Malaysian
>>157548621not bad. Nothing like in France, Japan or China, but the DMV-Baltimore-Philly-NYC-Boston corridor is the only genuine train line in the country.
How did Novak lose to a guy with no serve, no return, and no weapons?
>blowsack chokeondick
>>157548655kek
>>157548636Dzumhur is guaranteed in every Tennis Advocate video
>>157548655best one in a long time kek
>>157548621Not bad but expensive. Better of taking a bus.
Novak will never retire. He will eventually just die on the court.
>>157548716sovl
Mannarino does what Djokovic can't. We have a new best almost 40 year old
>>157548673I have no idea what Tennis Advocate is
>>157548655very nice
>>157548736maybe djokovic should go to 10psi string tension as well to win his matches
Charles and Zverev almost even
>>157548816>3. Shelton/Fils
>>157548736tirantular better not come back.... or else
>>157548816Decent odds on Cobolli. Failix in the quarters, Zverlingz in the semi if he makes it, doesn't play an actual real player until Blanch in the fourth round
>>157548824Who else would be there out of all these bums? Maybe Fritz but they're almost even. Jodar is still pretty unproven.
>>157548844Big FOe is also underpriced, 2 time semi finalist
>>157548842>until Blanch in the fourth roundkek
>>157548844Honestly, the slam finalist Cobolli.those two are so high cause they are coming off the recent masters high. if i could id bet against them specifically winning with these odds.
Zoomer + next gen exclusive top 10 finally
>>157548865Let's be real here, the only legit contenders are the first two guys and everyone else is just varying degrees of "could make it far but won't actually win it all". Maybe Jodar can win a slam in the future, but not right now.
>watching Roddick's USO live show>"Novak Djokovic is an actual contender, it would surprise no one if Novak won 7 matches here"Heh this didn't age well
>>157548890The delusions won't stop until he retires for real. People are legit gonna keep saying this in 2027 as well when he gets another soft draw.
>>157548870grimmer than grim
>>157548890Reger said it too
>>157548890>>157548898How was that a wild prediction? I guess in retrospect, he should've considered Cincinnati, but it's not like he has been shit in slams this year.
>>157548913He wasn't good in any slam this year. AO was all the stars aligning preventing him from being eliminated in straights by Musetti and getting to save all his energy against a choking Sinner who wasted 6 billion bps. RG he just bad. Was struggling even against fucking GMP. Wimbledon was ok, but he was also getting dragged by Wu and Safiullin up to the point of having to make big comebacks in individual sets. Then went life or death with Fraudix. Grass helps him in his age, because the field is so utterly clueless on it. But even there he didn't look particularly great. USO was a complete catastrophy and even if he had beaten Navone he obviously wouldn't have made it much further. He's been finished for a while. People don't judge his play. They just see he made a slam semis and think he's contending. AO 27 won't be much different. He probably won't lose in the first round, but he's gonna struggle through most matches until he runs into the first player who has enough gas in the tank to eliminate him.
>>157547797>>157547807He was just alluding to the irony of Navone playing what was likely his highest profile match in his life, and arguably one of the highest profile matches in all of tennis, and then being immediately thrown back to outside court obscurity. It wasn’t some spite thing like this tweet is making it seem.
>>157548956It doesn't make sense, because he'll play either Berrettini or Wawrinka next. Which wouldn't be on a parking lot court. But old Johnny probably doesn't even know what's going on in the draw.
>>157548913The Cinci loss was pretty damning especially when he started vaguetalking afterward about having some chronic health issue>>157548968Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the burgers put Berrettini on an outside court
>>157548953>They just see he made a slam semis and think he's contendinguh, yeah....that's the entire fucking point of Andy's comment you retard lol.>see Novak making two semis>hurrrrrr why would anyone predict that could happen again!?!?
>modern tennis is now grug and binner win trading slams>they take scheduled rest breaks to avoid playing each other and risk injury to elongate their careerswhy do zoomers ruin everything? we have never needed holger rune to step up more than now
>>157548982>uh, yeah....that's the entire fucking point of Andy's comment you retard lol.I guess I should clarify it was actually Jon Wertheim (of "my forehead looks like Krecjicova" fame) who made that particular comment, though Andy himself, establishment mouthpiece that he is, was also being as effusive as usual
>>157548968It was an offhand joke. Youre right, he probably doesn’t know the draw and wasn’t even thinking about it.
>>157548982The entire discussion is about him being in contention for another slam win. Not just making qf or semis like he's fucking Fraudix or something. Sorry I don't consider him a contender when he's obviously shown the past few years he can't win a slam anymore. You need to calm down.
>>157549004it still doesn't really make any sense as it's the us openevery match yesterday i saw yesterday had a larger audience than the winston-salem final
>>157548953I knew it was bad when he was relying on Safiullin to choke away two sets on grass.
>>157549008The entire discussion was about how Novak could make the US Open draw interesting based on his previous slam performances this year.
Well we know it wasn’t the vax
>>157548870damn I think medvedev is the only player here who does not qualify as a zoomer anymore.We truly have entered the zoomie era
>>157549046>it would surprise no one if Novak won 7 matches here"That was part of the statement clarifying him as a "contender" obviously saying he's in good position to win it all which I called delusions. Then you flipped your shit and started throwing around insults and childish greentexts after I explained that he didn't really look good in any recent slams even before USO. Now you're saying something completely different.
>>157549053Sasha?
>>157549063It's not that serious, buddy. Yes, I did insult you for being retarded and thinking it was wildly insane for a tennis show to make a prediction about Novak lol.https://youtu.be/E0VXIzTTohE?si=tq_yUPxBr1PVWrep&t=331
The talking heads just need content and will spout any nonsense. Novak being a contender is easy take to go with. Tbf if people knew how sick he is I doubt they would think so.
>>157549063>novak looked so bad yet he made a semi and a finalKekw Redditors seething hard this morning
>>157549084Plebbitors hate Novak thoubeit
Might have to bite the bullet on a month of Now TVStreaming is a young man's game
>>157549084You're delusional if you think he looked good against Musetti at AO. He straight up said himself he was on the way home and got lucky. He also didn't look good at Wimbledon. The depth of the field is just shambolic. He almost lost to Fraudix despite his millions of shitty bh errors. You must think Arthur Fery was in good position to win Wimbledon since he made semis. Why should I be seething that Novak just lost once again proving he's obviously not winning a slam anymore? You're definitely projecting your anger. You're not even making any sense with your dumb posts. Done talking to a complete spreadsheet retard like you.
cranky german
>>157547437>I think it was obvious that it was an awful feeling on the court for me. It's something that I've been carrying, unfortunately, pretty much every match this year." Djovokic said. "You know, vomiting, throwing up, a serious issue there. Then my whole body, you know, starts to collapse, basically cramping and pain. Yeah, the back just gave up in the end and shoulder, and I couldn't close it out, you know?We all agree Djokovic has long covid right?
>>157549117this is /atp/, men's tennis
>>157549065is 1997 just like Fritz
>>157549115classic
>>157549108no one is saying he is playing amazing you retard lol cope and seethe harder
>>157549117>long covidGet some new material
>>157549117The boy who cried wolf
>>157549108So you still didn't watch the video. The discussion the Aussie pulled the quote from was how Jimmy Connor's reaching the US Open Semis at 39 years old was an amazing, once-in-a-generation story compared to 39 year old Novak who did that in two Slams.
>>157549117due to being vegan. eating meat would fix him but he’s kinda retarded
Zverev says he would've killed himself if he didn't win RGhttps://youtu.be/E0VXIzTTohE?t=5640
fink rublev winnin' US open
it's startedbtw
>>157549419I started
oddo birdaanen :DDDD
>>157549419Im watching Fils - Tsitsipas
>>157549434you sharted
>>157549403insanest thing youve ever posted, and i saw you in /gif/ the other day
>taking Shittington seriously come on now
Jamie Murray's clammy poof voice on commssigh
>>157549487Was right about to complain about this very thingFrankly only Australian, British or American accents should be allowed on commentary
>>157549487They should bring Judy Murray
bunch of breaks at the virtanen-rublev match
>>157549394>I was shitting my pants Kek
>>157549696Poor zverevs gone mad, he thinks he’s Tsitsipas
The coach is in the building
>>157549419>btwbig thicc womens?
His coaches trained Tsitsipas wrong on purpose, as a joke
>>157549729at the tennis?
rublev lost the first setcomplained to the umpire after of course
What's the shanx scale tonight?
>>157549744tits and ass broke!
>matches start>thread diesnot beating the allegations
>>157550010god forbid we watch the matches
tits n ass has some deep purple shorts on that are quite fetching>>157550010we're waiting for the man
>whoa, that will make the highlight reel>feed was showing a replay
>>157550010we're busy wathching and taking notes
>>157550060Great thing about MJ is you can do like 3 different dolls for the one guy
cam on tits n ass hold your fackin serve an give us a breaker
You have to think Tsitsipas will want to win this set
Come on, Fils, don't let the old fart recover.
conclusion of mannarante on soon
>>157547797He's only commentating because he's a political activist or the left
>>157550117shut up nonce
>Meth Zverev
>>157550060The bottom half of djokovic’s head is blackface
>fee fees
Fils bad man
Filsters…
still fink rublev winnin' us open
>>157550173It's fine. Arthur is just a cat playing with his prey.
>>157549470i was NOT in /gif/ udder day havent been in /gif/ for months and i have never posted there once
MANNA
What the fuck? They changed the game to foids!
Carlos Alcopop will be on soon.The wait is almost over.
uhh Filsbros... we were supposed to win this match and win the entire tournament
Will NEVER rate Fees
>>157550331Ts-Tsitsipas will start g-getting tired any time n-now...
He’s injured
Why do I never bet on my hunches?>>157446790
Nike is such a washed company
heh
Finally Carlitos
How could this happen?How can he lose?Against Navone, who is no Zverev either.
>>157550453Surprised they are allowed to take shots like that. Some brand manager is probably having a stroke rn
>>157550482More like Carlito’s GAY KEK
>>157550503omg lol
>>157550534Rude.
Imagine losing to current year pissipants... into the fraud list he goes.
liking this "partially close the roof to even the on-court shadow" meme
Safiullin in 4
Another seedlocaust brewing I see
Alcaraz slowly starting to get into the match against the russian plumber.
*koenig voice*Tsitsipas... has sent ARTHUR... to the Elysian FILS
Just give him Monfils's wildcard for reentry. No one will notice
>>157550659Tsitsi is the moral seed in his match
Damn Raz is kinda chunky
Yeah and the break for the top favorite, too easy
Rath is protruding nipple
FEARHAND
>>157550680No chance against nu-zuvereve
>>157550499
I miss Sinner
He can't wear that top man this is gentlemen's tennis
crazy scoreline in that Collignon and the Grorzny match
We really gonna have wife beater vulture Slams now?
>>157550706He is not the first, Zverev has done it too
>>157550744No? Who beats his wife?
>>157550744Best timeline, want him to defend RG
>>157550746Alcaraz looks at least big, a little bit like a gymbro. Zverev looks like a skeleton
Grug's looking pretty good to me (tennis-wise)
Why are the ballboys dressed like Ness from Earthbound?
Imagine losing to 2026 Tsitsipas.
>>157550799they are all old enough to have played it on release
>>157550780Why not both ;)
Fuck grug.What else in on?
Rules struggling against some meme player
Serve getting better and what a stop volley from Carlos. Best touch ever
>>157550849Rublev*
Yep second set napcaraz is back
dang grug isn't even a little rusty on his slam return
roman aint safoolin around
cant see the alcafuillin stream on jokertvguide anymore so here it is;https://partner.nonamejose.sx/b61e9a49/19eb5d13/3cdc9daf
>almost losing to ottoman
fucking moron should've just retired in the 3rd
otto's losing it
>>157550993>losing to a man ranked outside the top 50Lol. Lmao.
are fearn :)
>>157550993did he win haha
damn stan might make third round after not even being in the tournament a week ago
>Dzumhur D.>Hurkacz H.DH Hurbros
>Grozny>Is actually from Fountain Valleylame
Felt like an unnecessary tweener that
safiullin wife pretty cute
>>157551095>Fountain ValleyHeart and soul of the OC area
>>157551153Do it for the crowd
Guess it turns out a duck is worth more than an Aldi
>>157551153
Guess you could say Vukic will need to vook (book) his flight home tonight
Guess you could say that performance took the cin (sheen) off of Cina's US Open campaign
There's no point trying to get into an argument about 80s synthwave band Visage with my mate Devon, Devon he'll agree
It's Collignover
belgjes....
Yes, THE Sebastian Gorzny!!
>little known home player wins against belgian who had match pointsis gorzny the uso pen's féry????????????
Guess you could say that Collignon will be calling-on the phone to the airline company tonight
whats with players missing net points 1 ft from the net today
Wat nou?Safiullin is too bald to challenge Grug and everything else seems meh
>gorzny standing in front of the e of the fage signwhy did he do that
Stifler
>>157551430pics of his mother
College players are allowed to win prize money now right?
I remember a time when people thought Mpetshi was actually good, or Fils, or Kouame
>>157551439i see a pattern
>>157551439It's just not his Johannus Monday
Gorzny had a serious medical issue a few years back when he fell into a coma, but he's recovered now, and takes precautions to see that it never happens again, such as never watching Hurkacz matches
>>157551438aye
>>157551470nice news for us Godzny ultras
>>157551412Stan soon
I switched to venus, I have no faith in alcaraz
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>>157551520Roger buttholer
>>157551465Watching Slurpkacz makes me miss serve clinics on fast grass
Fearnletarians...
>>157551641not sure what the pun is meant to be here
I'll be severely disappointed if Darderi crashes out in the first round
>>157551657i knowbecause i pay attention
Just seen Charlie's tit
Holy shit lot of no namers stinking up the courts tomorrow
>>157551697lewd
>>157551439r selection strikes again
>>157551708Our main boys are playing that's the main thing. Jodar, Canolli, Buse, Fery, Svajda, Guerrieri
Looks like the Duck is on his way into deep waters
>>157551520based
>>157551781gay
fuck freestreams and fuck the lot of yes, now a proud NOW TV customer for the monthwe watching this shit on the TELEVISION
>>157551876Don't British televisions have internet?
>>157551876DISGUSTANG
Easy win for Alcaraz, he will get better and better every match. And with no competition this tournament his third US Open title is basically guaranteed.But now it's time to watch the Stanimal I have become
>>157551887Still rocking this bad boy
if you're one of those people watching svrcina royer this does fit somewhathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdOXfqXJE2s
He should go full Grug like Puyol
looks like this fearn isn't evergreen
>>157551856>>157544226
>>157551952it's you you retarded fag
How could they put Cincinnati semifinalist "Let's Go" Brandon Nakashima on court 17?
someone needs to tell this guy to calm downwhose dick do you gotta suck to get past 3 step catpchas round here
>>157551979>court 17that's Stadium 17
>>157551983Beats me
>>157551992relax
Mah boi Landaluce is winning against British superstar generational talent Fearnley.
>>157552063>winningAre you sure about that?
>>157552063Fearme broke back, could be pivotal
>>157552080oh, shit, is my stream behind?
Fearnshit is wearing the same outfit as Tsitsipas and has the exact same forehand
How do you say kwab in Spanish?
high fearners are SO back
>>157551979court 17 is the biggest court outside of ashe armstrong and grandstand
>>157552222"ETMJ" - Está Todo Mu Jodido.
>>157552258Nice try. Next you'll tell me Tsitsipas beat Fils
>>157552222jej que puto
>>157552095no but your man will be soon
rayn
>>157552334Hey messenger, I'm shooting you, fuck you
Stan the man looking good here, could take the 1st set
Brian Nagasaki dropping some little boys on this argie midget.
he's Stanning
>>157552429what's korean for dark horse? Guy could go far
>>157552063Fearnley fanatics where we at?
>>157552452Dalk holse
Stanislas the manislas
The Duck takes to the skies
I saw that Spain675 832 302
The virgin turn pro at 16 vs the chad spend 5 years playing American college tennis
Stan's forehand is letting him down
landaluce is a 3rd degree fearn victim
fearnleafs.... we growin'
>>157552662pls delete, don't share my friend code usa bro
Bruce Hiroshima is my dark horse
Landaluthe ain't it
That bogged umpire looks even worse than before wtf did she do to her face?
>>157552885I can fix her
why is the american named after a dragon ball character?
rein
Because I hate myself I'm gonna watch that Sierra Leonean play. Frances "You're Not Hard Bro" Tiafoe
>all that ambient new ork city noisewe arent at wimby anymore
>>157552943Me in the back
fearnGODS growing and thriving
>>157552720bit forced but it's a heh from me
Life as a Landybro is suffering
>>157553269me far left in the tan capthese farkin capthcas its only 1 step on my cell
>>157552790Pour moi? C’est Buse.
Wawrettini is going to take hours (good)
Apologize.
>>157553363why
>>157553363Imagine doubting the coachCouldn’t be me
>>157553413Fees is absolute shit at slams
Did I miss any good matches today? Also how fraudulent is Feece?
>>157544731
ballboy holding in laughter after Fearnleaf whiffs a smash
>>157553588*oops forgot pic
I could have saved the bogpire
>>157553685crazy how you get to 30 and your consideration of foids just changes dramatically
stan is putting up a better fight than novak
>>157553708Rune put up a better fight than Novak this tournament
>cina lost>svrcina wonwhat does that mean
>>157553756What does "svr" mean anyway
Rublev nearly lost today to a Finn.
>>157553768slovakian republic
hes 6 whiskeys deep and watching the london olympics opening ceremony again
Federer said Wawrinka learned from him just like he learned from Martin Hingis
How many Svrcinas does it take to change a Gorzny?
>>157553795fery musetti
Her hair is Harlow goldHer lips sweet surprise
>>157553818its not hollow gold??? tf is harlow gold
Oh but when I said stan will get another r1 loss you all chimped out at me
>bagels Stan the Man in his final matchClassless Italian
>>157553841Jean Harlow
Merida Aguilar quietly through to the 2nd round
>>157553899Christina and Block-X are the new dark horses.
>bagel to tiebreakClassic Jerry
>>157553952Why does a Chinese guy pretend to be named Jerry?
>>157553899he's not portuguese not Matter how blond he ismy dad went on a whole tirade how much he didnt look spanishoh wait that was Landaluceoh well no matterPortuanon my friendIs there a noted north/south divide in Portugal like your fellow Mediterranean cunts? I did research into this earlier and obvs Porto is norf and Lisb is middle but I never heard Algarve clowned on as backwards
>>157553962More palatable to gweilo
Dear Stan, all that circlejerk just so you can crash out in the first round? That's embarrassing.
party ashe
Hey this is the same arena they used for the Fortnite World Cup a few years ago where Bugha won. The Arthur Ashe stadium which will be renamed soon to Serena Williams Park hopefully
>>157554043nerd
>griekspoor>greek umpireis that allowed
always forget benny is tall
>trungelliti crashes out after winning a setNigga looks like Sam Kinison too. Fits his personality
>benny got suckysuckedhe's gonna lose
It should be illegal for any tennis tournament to feature more than 3 Argentinians in the draw.
I acc rate Griekspoor
tallonbroers!
Get this fucking Metallica ass groupie looking journeyman off Shang's court ffs
>>157554170>>157554154
Benny's whole claim to fame is fucking Dennis Rodman's daughter. This bum is so shit at tennis
>>157554209He has the muscles of a peak athlete and all the brains of a football player with CTE
>Fraudix already down a breaklol
christus te paard ben
>now Jerry is crashing out despite being up 2 setsMemory is so impermanent
Shelton outauras himself into an unc if he loses this
griekspoorgod
JERRYStop aiming for the fucking lines bro it doesn't have to be that goodWhere the fuck is Sinner when you need him
mensik done got himself a set
Nice fucking overhead faggot
griekspoormongool
WHY JERRY WHY
what the fuck are you doing jerry
Jimmy Fallon always looks cracked out
>>157554399he's a drinker
>>157547437lmao I went to sleep and this retard had a meltdownWhat happened in the last two sets? Did his back gave up?
rinkydinks...
THE Marco Trungelliti is staging a huge comeback
Screw this I'm supporting van de Zandschulp
fella wearing tennis balls started a terrible chant at grandstand
>rainrip the tennis
>no rainthe tennis lives
I heard Djokovic is on chemo for terminal cancer
damn i had hoped the mutt would crash out
How do you say washed up wonderkid fraud in authentic Cantonese?
This is why I never rate Asian male players
>>157554642Wu will come good in a few years
>>157554414>Did his back gave up?His back and shoulder, yes. He was vomiting as well. He mentioned a few weeks ago a recurring illness.
How the fuck do you go from a first set bagel to this trash
Trung is fucking fat
SHANG JUNCHENG JIAYOU
>>157553988I missed it but lol at Craig Tiley being there again
>>157554642Asian males seem to get hardstuck around rank 20 or 30. Except the legendary manlet Michael Chang, of course.And Black men have been cursed since Arthur Ashe contracted aids.
>>157554818Nishikori was #4 if I recall
>>157554827yeah I forgot about him
>>157554818hes an american through and through
Shelton looks so goofy on the tennis court. Looks like he trains his body to play another sport. Too much muscle. Also he's a lefty.
watching shelton. i dunno why i ever bother to watch shelton. i don't like shelton. he offends my eyes.
>>157554948He's cute thougheverbeit
Meekspoor
>>157554936Wasn't he an American football player first
what is wrong with Shelton's arm? are those goy stamps, the weird suction cup recovery devices, or did a grill suck his arm in bed?
>>157554991chinese cupping. meme bullshit.
It’s too bad Shelton and Carlos are in the same half
>>157554356It's funny how even pros will miss easy overheads from time to time.
>>157554964no. He started playing tennis around 5. His dad was a professional tennis coach. He just didnt start "playing" (i.e. training like a professional 4 hours+/day) until he was 12 or so.
>>157555020i disagree
Do any boomers remember Martin Damm Sr?
>>157554991oof, slam cazzie outing himself lol
why dont the other zoomer tennis players have a ben shelton cut?
grieksPOOR
Tien rapes Nuno in the time it took JERRY to think about one game
>>157555082i'm old enough but he only got to ~3rd round in slams sometimes and mostly succeeded in doubles. wouldn't have been on my radar at the time he was active.
proper aussie lads such as kyrgios kokkinakis and popyrin
Martin I Dont Give a Damm Jr
>>157555207dont forget Hijikata and Vukic
KILL YOURSELF JERRY
Roddick dresses like a slob
why are we doing another fucking ceremony? Yeah we get it, unc was good in his time. Why do we need another speech? fucking faggots move the fuck on.
>>157555364he is a trashy slob of a human, he is being authentic
Is it Dimitrover?
really hanst been a good couple days for uncs
>Djokovic>Wawrinka>DimitrovHow the mighty have fallen...Would have been uber kino for the draw to have been Djok vs Wrinkles R1, the latter would have unironically won that without issue
Poopyrin
BIG DAMM GIVING BIG FOE THE BUSINESS WATCH OUT
>>157555596Damm, I want to watch. ESPN showing ziggerova right now
pink and grey what could be gayer
>>157555411true, Roddick is the kind of guy to loudly say "Fuck" for no reason around children. >Youre not hard bro, relax. Your life is not dramatic.
This nigger tiafoe about to ruin the parlay
>tiafart>tiafool
>dubstep voiceoverDamm 'foe, where'd you find this?
>>157555691Based
When does Wild Card Wawrinka play?
>Pood withdrewbased
buck bros...
VAMOS DAMM
>>157555705Tucker Carlson?
>>157555717Shut up, Laura Loomer
>>157555652>for no reasonHe does it to maintain his bad boy image even though none of his opinions are controversial in the slightest and he always makes up imaginary enemies to smugly dismiss>"I'm sorry, but if you don't think Wawrinka deserves a wildcard then fuck you">"'b-b-b-but-' shut up, just shut up"
>>157555707bad day for both uncs and brothas?
White American guy shookLet’s get black guyFor the parlay
>>157555772did you not see what tsitsipas did to fils
dammit don't choke this away!
Never knew Nelson Semedo played tennis
>i can't hear youBased fuck this crowd
CAM ONNNNNN!!!!
Let's fuckin go Rinky
Spare us the theatrics Tiafoe.
is she going pro
It's fuckin over for Rinky
>>157555874germanbro isnt going to like this....
>>157554675vax status?
sorry but both these players kinda suck
>>157556005I'm still pro-Damm
>>157555878dont. say. his. name!
>>157555992probably his meme vegan diet
Can the Damm hold back the deep waters?
>>157556135this guys got a lot of water
its been 4 yearsi think we can give the russians back their flag
>>157556203the ukrainian players will say it's basically genocide ;-;
>>157556011>6'8" servebotno thanks, I will root for the brotha on this one.
>>157556214well yeah it's a pointless Jew war, bro. Name and shame the Ziggers.
>>157555207>>157555224is this the fabled conservative humour?
>>157556246yes sadiq
Dammit
Damm... it's over
>>157556262only on weekends
Man fuck this crowd
what a wonderful crowd! fuck this damm fellow!
BOOOOOOOOO
oh no no no no no no no
The demon was spotted
>>157556331Queen
Damm deserved more
>All-Players-Smiling-from-L-to-R-Tomas-Giovanni-Belinda-Martin[1].jpg298 KB JPG
>>157556373too tall, sorry tennis is an average height man's sport. tallcels go play basketball or volleyball bye.
>>157556404That's heightist
>>157556331I have no clue who that is but I guess it's Taylor Swift
>Le sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...And I would have bet the house on him going the distance, like, QF at the very least.
>>157556012NEIN. FRAULEINS. VERBOTEN
>>157556331Walled
>>157556940
>>157557474this year
>>157557514>>157557514
>>157556331oof she looks rough for only a year?good on fritz.
