cenno night shift
MY Carlton Blues will surely not win another
Would love to bruise an all australian players arsehole
>ordered dominos 3 mins before closing>used 30% off coupon>order the minimum ($22)>free delivery>no tip>used afterpay >comes from a store further away than my usualNepalese guy arrives and has a whinge Ok bye
Are there any amazon giantess prozzie services? Preferably biologically female.
>>157548739it ends this week but 'twas a fun ride
>>157548768Oh you devil you
>>157548773Yep. Overall quite happy with the outcome of the season myself all things considered
Harley Reid is the protagonist of football
Tall muscular women are extremely rare
"crispy" bacon is fucking stupid
>>157548791>eating meat
>>157548786Who dat?
who wanking they dick off
>>157548787and extremely gay to fawn over
>>157548791leave him alone palhttps://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM
>>157548840I was wondering what was funny until I saw the negro mongboy at the end
I support Darcy Moore's wife. Brownlow event is pretty boring particularly this year. Also the Sydney slappers have overshadowed Nick Daicos night. The little champ in the year of slapgate.
>>157548854Seagull of the year award
>>157548871Umpires best pet award.
Why not play the games Friday, two on saturday, one at 3:30 on sunday. Why spread them out?
Tall women's feet are ballerina tier. Absolutely disgusting.
>>157548899Want all the teams team to have 7+ day break.
Why do girls post this type of thing on social media?
>>157548942hi i've got some cock
>>157548973>eating wheat
Now my algorithm is full of girls doing toilet humour
>>157548973So you can reply with Yanineko webms.
>>157548973>Why do girlsattention
>road trip with mumza>stop at the servo to fill up and toilets>she tells you there wasn't any toilet paper so she had to use her handt-thanks for the info
im a scat porn addict
>>157549058applied for easy peasy yet mate
>>157549078Is this a man walks in a cafe kind of joke?
>>157549078Zak Butters will look good in a Carlton guernsey
A sherrin costs $250. I suppose its good value.
>>157549029Stop doxxing me chud
>>157549165Not that one, the other one.
>>157549172I’ve only capped that one. Haven’t seen the other? I don’t think
>>157549183Got any gold coins cunt?
>>157549188Episode one. An outro when they change storylines after your webm. She goes to the toilet.
>>157549095Sherrin AFL Replica Training Ball - $70.It's made from full grain leather, so effectively the same thing.
>>157549218It's a piece of shit. The leather is thin jeet shit remanufactured from leather scraps.
>>157549238>The leather is thin jeet shit remanufactured from leather scraps.Learn what the different grains of leather are, m8.Full grain is top quality.
>>157549218>It's the same. Not even close
>>157549247>made in indiaIt has poo on/in it
I wish indians talked about us as much as we do about them
>>157549095grim areas. burley premier is $125
kookaburra also sell a footy and their top ball is $185but given that kookaburra owns burley-sekem now i wonder if it's just the burley with kookaburra printed on it and a price hike
the ross faulkner is $83 for the real povo cunts
>>157551198he broke you champ
> wake up in morning fresh as daisy> boot up phone and navigate to /afl/ thread> first post I see is thai flag> enjoying life, providing life advice, all about living good life> yell at phone. Punch self in face while screaming about thai flag.> satisfied with result
>>157549095$250 for a fucking ball wtf kinda of Jew sshit is that
nrlsperg fears the foreign flag in /afl/
Ohayou alfies
>>157553390thanks dickhead just lost my job
>>157553390haha shes got no clothes on!
Good morning alf
>>157553390Corrrrr>>157553410Not true, she has a scarf and beanie on
>>157553390i still get morning stiffys i don't need help with that>>157553420Good morning alf
>>157548768>Nepalese guy arrives and has a whingeA whinge about what?
>>157553537his family being swept from the himalayas out to sea i'm guessing
>>157549058consider suicide
>>157549058Crisp me
>>157551198>the locals call them [english term]I don't think they do.
>>157553662consider suicide
Wonder what Heeney is up to todayHow will he fill all this free time he suddenly has?
"retarded opinion"
Hurry up and be Thursday.
unofficial stocking stuffer
isaac heeney should hang himself
>Tasmania has been tipped to “throw the kitchen sink” at Jordan De Goey when the premiership Magpie’s contract expires at the end of next season, according to The Age’s Sam McClure.sloppingwood staring down the barrel of a deep rebuild thanks to mcfraud
who /alpine dingoes/ here?
>>157553872Seems a little harsh.
>>157553906Big fan.
>>157553884he's couked now never mind in two years. pointless for taswegia
>>157553918x
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157551198they call them farangs you retard
>>157553931worst mick in this general
>couked>taswegia
degoey is a piece of shit and tassie are retarded for going after him
>>157553935white lotus is american they're out of touch with anything culturally relevant besides their own (((culture)))
catters
>>157548710this is the ideal male-female height weight ratio btw. It's such a shame that females have been psyoped to only go after taller men. they don't know what they are missing
>>157553940its transcended this site
Nick "never playing finals for collingwood again" Daicos
>>157553782probably shitposting on alf
>>157553782Agbays with the adlays
iggs
bane
dosn
pies
penguins
there's the reddit combo breaker
Going to the stadium for fremantle v hawthorn on thursday.What do I need to know about this gay sport before going?
>>157554320
Who /piper/ here?
>>157554408Wear your lifting plug because the excitement may make you shit yourself
wonder what art cody weightman will cook up next
>>157554513something bold and challenging no doubt
>>157554663very /nrl/ coded post
*enters alf*https://youtu.be/_1plO9Zhcik
nsw has some of the most draconian laws in this country wtf
>>157554408Try to get there 2 hours early. The public transport system is likely to collapse in the post-work rush.
>>157554963>can't raise your right arm out straight to show you have no weapon>have to enter close quarters to shake hands thus risking your wrist getting sliced openbut at least we're not speaking german
Men are better at women than everything other than having a vagina and birthing children.
>>157555063What about smelling nice?
>>157555099Touche. They smell much better than men.
FUCK YOU WILL
>>157555140Ive smelt some real rank girls. They try and cover their scent with perfumes and lotions but i smell right through it
>>157554408Unironically go hours early and fuck around at The Camfield or the casino. Transperth are beyond incompetent. Beyond that boo, every Hawks player and non Fred umpire decision regardless of of it's there or not.
>>157554963All that's really happened is you cant own too many guns and you cand do nazi shit. If you feel targeted by this then its very telling.
>>157555233>nazi shitlike what?
>>157555233very surface level argument
I don't even know what law you're talking about. Also W.A. is probably worse.
>>157548973>that fatty handmust have been a warzone
>All that's really happened is you cant own too many guns and you cand do nazi shit. If you feel targeted by this then its very telling.
If Suns are forced to trade him after one year and all they gave up for him that would be a front runner for worst trade of the last twenty years or so.
there's a tard in /nfl/ dancing for the seppos
>>157555421>wog having a whingewater is wet etc.
>>157555188> sitting on the steps of saint paul's cathedral being young cunt> two sisters mingle by, their hips at my head height> get a heavy waft of off bloody vaginaNever forget that smell
>>157555421Pendlebury was brought in to replace him.A straight swap so Petracca to to the Pies.>Nick Daicos, Lachie Neale, Christian PetraccaCorrrr, what a midfield.
>>157555467
genuinely whom in the cunting shitfuck stops collingwood next year?
>>157555421Cunt would rather be a tiktok chef than snort bags with the boys. Not a team player and definitely a poof.I wonder whether they are bringing in Pendelbury to try and "pull rank" essentially to get him and everyone else in line.
>>157555506>I wonder whether they are bringing in Pendelbury to try and "pull rank" essentially to get him and everyone else in line.Doesn't really work if the youngster has ego.>YOU'RE COOKED, BRAH. PISSOFF.After which, Pendles has no reply.
>>157555504IGGSGGS
>>157555486Pendles is an UFA and is already a Sun.
>>157555519Maybe the youngsters would play more for Pendels then they would for Pootracca. I'd hope they have him the lowdown on who needs shaping and who could be a bad apple especially if he moves into coaching. Either way Suns are a fucking rabble.
>>157555506Pendles is definitely there to be the Hodge figure. Whether it works or not is another question. Petracca might just have to fuck off? If he's a toxic presence off-field and isn't bothering on the field then he's just not worth keeping.
>>157555533They would've won a flag if Dew stayed on. Hardwick treated the playing group like they were his wife.
>>157555555WHAT A GET!!!!!!!!
>>157555555
>Petracca to Geelong>His cooking show now features fresh fish caught locally>This fixes him>Butters, Greene, Petracca, (maybe) Marshall offseasonWould be fun reading.
>>157555555A good sign for /afl/, my iggs and me.
>>157555421How much coin is Pootracca on?
>>157555607>Big toe for a thumb
>>157555624oh shit MAN HANDS!!!!
IN THIS HOUSE NICK DAICOS IS A HERO.
>>157555555Wasted
>>157555555/AFL/ RUNS /sp/
>>157555647>no "End of story!"Shit post.
>>157555658Didn't /afl/ get the last big one as well?
>>157555421kek he's such a little bi cuck
did matt maguire kick the longest goal ever kicked at the mcg?
>>157555682Haven't there been some from the centre circle?
wasted get
>>157555421>forcedEssendon set the standard last year. It doesn't matter how big and how gay you are, a contract is a contract.
>>157555706Jeff Fehring's goal from behind the centre circle was at Moorabbin, also bounced 5m outI'm know there have been longer goals but I wonder if there have been any that went through on the full
>>157555607>>157555654please watch our sport
>>157555729Review complete. We can clearly see that the ball bounced on the line.
>last thread only on page 10a divegrass thread died for this
>>157555727No one is looking towards Essendon for setting the standards on player management. Or anything really.
Always been partial to:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj5wGUS7SGwLove it when the ball just pings off the foot and goes flying far faster than it normally should.For some reason Oisin Mullin's kicks always give that same sensation.
>>157555499adelaide, brisbane, carlton, essendon, fremantle, geelong, gold coast, gws, hawthorn, melbourne, north melbourne, port adelaide, richmond, st. kilda, sydney, footscray, and west coast.
>>157555555/hoc/ absolutely BOILING over this one.
Here's that skinny geelong kid I was talking about.
i don't give a cunting fuck about the cheatlong shats
>>157555835Please don't post disturbing stuff like this here ever again.
>>157555835crazy how this troon passes for the whole world basically
>nerd thing :|>nerd thing, pretty girl :O
>>157555835Footy?
>>157555749Okay since you asked so nicely.
>>157555892PLEASE
>>157555835I’d invite her to my xbl private chat iykwim
>>157555835>tfw i had the veteran edition
>>157555848>troonHere I was thinking that's a classy looking woman. Once again proving that guys make the best women.
>>157555892>Posting Wirtual's gfCreepy.
>>157555931i'll post your gf champ
>>157555859yeah mate it's why we are all here
I come for the footy BUT I stay for the off-topic discussions
>>157555555/alf/ runs spee simple as
if you can't handle me with my off topic you don't deserve me with my on topic
maccas girl smiled at me lads >its her job i know but they rarely smile at me regardless
>>157555967How often would you say you are on topic?
>>157555974why?
went to return some shit at kmarths checkout chick gave me $10 more than I paidliving the dream
>>157555974it's an interesting discussion your honour
>>157555970i'm tired of fake smiles and performed niceness. i yearn for sincerity and authentic affection
>>157555989
>>157555967Crisp
>>157555967i look like this and say this iykwim haha
>>157555970It's amazing how much better the lunch staff are than the night staff. Like the difference between the Lions and the Crows. And then there's the overnight staff that are basically the Bombers. Or were anyway, I haven't done a 2am Maccas run in years but I imagine they're still shit.
>>157556045The overnight staff are all Indians now
>>157556063Sounds about right. Not even Bombers tier then. Northern Bullants might be more suitable.
>>157556045For me it was the gorgeous blonde with glasses that took my order for brekkie a few months ago who was happy and cheerful.
>>157556081she was pretending
>>157556084Why would she pretend to take my order idiot.
>>157556108the happiness and cheer, that was fake
welcome to the NEC Hanger, Arty Jones!
>Breaking: Isaac Heeney deletes Instagram, police seek to interview Sydney Swans players
>Rumours of an AFL media person hooking up with club staffer while his partner was pregnant at home>Mitch Clearly the rumoured guy>The other woman being a Pies media lady>Hooked up in Dubai last yearThought journalists were meant to protect their sources, not give them the sauce.
>>157556045>>157556063Just to get blind drunk and drive to Maccas at 2 or 3am to get family boxes and it was literally just one white dude from what I could see while waiting. Absolute powerhouse, the Bombers could never achieve that level of workrate.
>>157556138>hooking upwhat are they, 15 at a blue light disco?
>>157556138Women are the devil.
>>157556146They are claiming it was a drunken pash on the dance floor. Preggo missus believe it was much more.
We should move this chat group to Briar
>>157556126First of all, my thoughts are with the alleged victims.This must mean he is guilty of sexual assault, there is no other possible explanation.
You should move back to deep under the Ganges, Ramesh.
>>157556063>>157556139at least we're not speaking german
>>157556126Gotta be the drugs right? Unless the whores actually made a statement/accusation on record now that the greasy lawyers are involved.
>>157556138>Tradies Podcast still not uploaded to Youtube?!
>>157555665there was this one this year. there have been a couple of POWAH gets too
>>157555665no it was /nrl/>>156888888
>>157556138don't care
>>157556210>implying the last big get wasn't >>157000000 or >>156999999
port adelaide aggression
>>157555555oh hey i made that67!!! haha
>>157556234
>Zach Merrett: Rumour says he's a done deal to Sydney. Edmund dimisses rumour outright (no contact). He's left for an overseas holiday confident he'll get to Hawthorn at the second attempt. He and Mark McVeigh will talk again when he returns, but he will head to Hawthorn.
go eagles!!!
>>157556282Essendon to pick up the pullman 5.
petracca to geelong
Heeney to an hero
My name is César Mateus, and I’m from Sydney, NSW. I discovered AFL in 2011, through a dear friend named Gustavo Leal. During a ride in his car, he played me a Swans game, which I loved right away.
>>157555835what are you telling me my old xbox games would fetch 1k today if i didn't throw them in a chipper?
From that moment on, the team and its style have been part of my life, no matter the place, the time, or whether the moments were good or sad. You’ve always been with me.In 2026, I fulfilled two dreams at once. I attended a Swans game for the first time — and one of my uncles had actually been at Waverly back in the 1989 edition, when Hawks/Geelong played for 110,000 people. My second dream was staying at the Pullman Hotel for the first time, something I never imagined would happen.
>>157556338https://www.ebay.com.au/shop/futurama-xbox?_nkw=futurama+xboxSome are getting to very stupid prices now.
>>157556354what about n64 games or *shudders at the thought* snes
went into a vintage gaming store when I was walking the streets the other daypokemon gba games were 200, much more for boxed mint condition
>>157553935>farangsmore like fagangs KEK
>>157556391meant /fa/gangs iykwim haha
>>157556310>lazy, drama causing poofternaarm good thanks
Waiting for Greg’s kfc pickle video
>>157556403akshually it's narrm
only chuds call it naarm
is alf an /hip hip/ or /hooray/ general
more of a not celebrating our birthdays general
polynesian gf 2026 not looking good lads
carlton are FUCKED
>>157556428HIP HIP
>Geelong will miss out on Butters but will get Petracca instead L A W L
>>157556446
>>157556428>>157556441>tfw in a family of main characters>when they sing happy birthday there are more cunts going HIP HIP than actually singing happy birthday or HOORAY
>>157555555/iggs/ RULES /alf/
>>157556438My Polynesian fwb from 2022 had legit the best tits I've seen on a woman irl
>>157556487what's his name champ
>>157556489HAO LING
>>157556354>>157556365>The tab crinkled on the Ocarina of Time box when you opened it 26 years ago
>>157556491reckon you fucked a chinese bloke then champ
>>157556428do you guys follow on the hiphiphoorays with a verse or two of "for hes a jolly good fellow"?
>>157556514i don't want to talk about it glowdigger
I never sing that gay yank shit birthday song and I refuse to have it sung to me
>>157556534you must be fun at parties
Have any of you blokes ever actually fucked a man?
add the birthday song to the list
>>157556548Nah but I've fucked an abo
>>157556548no but steven may
>>157555892you can tell she was a dorky ugly duckling when she was young
>>157556548I've fucked a twink, a trannie, dozens of women, and a fairly famous abo woman
>>157556581Did you size mog the twink and tranny?
>>157556584The twink was Filipino and the trannie Japanese so yeah, my white cock was considerably bigger.
>>157556584Twink didnt get an erection so not sure. Tranny had taken puberty blockers in her teens so was all undeveloped
>>157556589This isn't me. The twink and tranny both got hard and I blew them both.
>>157556548yes ive fucked many dudes since highschool, and a few chicks along the way
>>157556548I'm gay, so yeah, several
is there some way to hide my porn bookmarks in firefox? or do i have to create a note and manually copy paste them and hide it that way? going on away with the misso and shes defo going through my laptop. already promised her the password to my lappy so theres no going back
>>157556608install a different browser purely for itdelete the shortcut from menu, desktop and taskbarwhat are the odds she searches "waterfox" on your pc? zero
>>157556608Why do you need bookmarks of porn?
>>157556608let her find them and make her watch them with you
>>157556613>>157556627cheers, trying these>>157556633cbf downloading my favourite ones>>157556635still early days in the relationship and im not ready to show her what i watch, might scare her off or make her insecure
is that a completely normalised thing these days?>oh yeah i watch porn, this is what i watch, what about you?that's fucked
>>157556673Takes your butthole and rans my fat cock in it HARD
>>157556675It's a now win situation
>>157556673whats fucked about it? its just porn, big woop
>>157556647guessing it's not some vanilla shit you have saved then aye
you cant compete with me
>>157556647My gf knows I like depraved porn, anal, piss drinking, tranny, gay. Still loves me thankfully.
>>157556690she tells all her mates
whats the latest on slapgate, i havent been back to /afl/ since after it broke, been avoiding news. are the 5 leaving syd?
wagie work isn't about generating gdp for the countryit's all about making you a broken and easy to control
>>157556692Nah they all love me so I doubt it. My gf keeps our relationship to ourselves.
>>157556608delete system 32 and install fedora
okay mate.
>yeah you can have the password to my pc>hope you know your way around a cli
september isn't september without nick daicos
got this for you mate
if you have nothing to hide then you shouldn't care about having all your data shared among the 5 eyes and all the mega corps of the world.
My gf is extremely vanilla and doesnt even piss in the shower Reckon my scat porn fetish might be a turn off for her
>>157556712>filename shows you just downloaded it and didnt artisan it yourself
none of you have girlfriends
>/afl/ is full of porn addicts and gayshuh.
>>157556730We are on 4chan, mate
>>157556724
>>157556647Just do all your degeneracy inside a virtual machine.
>>157556730total /nrl/ cultural victory
*bangs hammer*
>>157556746/nrl/ is full of sexhavers/afl/ will be bred out of existence
p funny watching you lot chasing your tails
UH OHHH
>>157556757CHARLES CARROLL FROM MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME!!N
commiepoof was banished from here long ago
Welcome to India
>>157556768Commie poof is still here posts daily.
>Commie poof is still here posts daily.
>Post an image or webm to represent an AFL team's season >people guess which team
>>157556786>her first thought after almost dying is reaching for her phoneWomen aye
>>157555835This is AI ragebait btw
>>157556786Gold cunts
>>157556786north melbourne because their ceo is a woman
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
ive been called commie poof many of times tho im not the original
>>157556786
just blew me load to a pic of a young woman with a big arse
>>157556608Export the bookmarks and email the file to yourself/host in cloud.Why are zoomers so tech illiterate?
>>157556828alright mr steve jobs over here lol
>>157556828bro thinks he's hackerman or something lol
>>157556290basado
>>157556786she looks cute asf when she's reaching for her phone at the end
>>157556828You fucken nerd. I'd steal your lunch money then flush your head in the toilet
>>157556608delete them and stop watching porn
>>157556608stop caring, if she finds them she finds them. She took the prerogative to search them out she can deal with the consequences
i cant post here anymore
This sport has gone downhill
>>157556845delete yourself
>>157556869cringe thaiseether
>>157556845have you rooted a ladyboy over there yet?why not?going to thai land and not shagging a lady boy is like going to tyrkey and not eating kebab.
>>157556876who is kissing this dork?
>>157556874There's at least three teams this one fits but I'm gonna guess Gold Coast?
>>157556881Geoffrey was hot.
micro dosing adrenaline
big game tonight
>>157556869based thaiseether>>157556881no mate i'm not a homofag innit
>>157556898it's not gay it's bants with a hint of tradition and respect for the local culture
got your jeet stack yet thailad
>>157556874fred (foreshadowing)
>>157556876i can see cleary now lorraine is gone
>>157556915heh
my life is shit
>>157556902Scratch swans (they don’t drill oil)
If I were a public figure and did regrettable actions, I wouldn’t grovel like a pathetic little bitch on the internet, I’d just have my agent/publicist release a short statement of apology and leave it at that. I simply can’t understand the virtue signalling flagellation performance people do these days
>>157556903>ids dey culchafuck okay sign me up (webm related)>>157556905yeah lad. been modamaxxing last few days. i can vouch that @PushpaRaj072 on telegram is legit if you need anything he posts there no issue i think.
>>157556927think they do champ
>>157556876>muh kissthis some primary school shit
>mitch Cleary cheated on his pregnant missoLmaoooo
>>157556939what a fucking cunt of a bloke would love to smash his head in
The AFL has a woman problem.
>>157556928just be like gimi and say nothing.>woman accuses him of groping her in a restaurant - threatens to sue her and she fucks off>releases merchandise with the iron cross on it, womans and reddit complaining loudly again - ignores it and it goes away
>Don't have a pregnancy fetish>Get yourself in trouble for cheating on your pregnant missokwab.Real men with taste would be doing all sorts of kinky stuff with her as you only get a few goes at it in life.
Post porn
>>157556952yeah but their nipples get all dark and brown and it's kinda gross
>>157556951Okay this rules
>>157556955Depends on her genetics, but still...
anyone want a cuppa?
>>157556964yeah pop the kettle on love
>>157556929i don't really understand how telegram works desuwhats on there worth looking at
>>157556968
>>157556968got all the good clips from the ukraine war
>>157556968Female whoremoans
>>157556973im seriouscan i buy acid on it
>need a mobile phone number to sign up to telegrampass
>>157556993Like all things fake and gay now, you needed to make an account 5-10 years ago
>>157556993you dont have a telephone?
sydney swans LOL
this kills the tradiejew
THE FUCK IS THAT DEMON ON HARDQUIZ? 5GRAND SLEEVE OF STEVENMAYNIVERSE? WEIRD TRANNIE DEMONburning my tv
all those awards for nick daicos and no one will remember his 2026
>Owning a TV
>>157557022What are you on about? Anyone with money can buy tools, it takes actual professional training and skill to know how to use them.Does putting on a surgeon's gown and holding a surgeon's knife, mean one is a surgeon?
>>157557032good bait
>>157557022Tool collections are just makeup kits for working class males
>>157557032>Does putting on a surgeon's gown and holding a surgeon's knife, mean one is a surgeon?Yes? Bought some surgical scalpels off ebay and have been DIY myself.
>>157557029mate, i've already forgotten mine, let alone remember what that nippy wogs done
>>157557032if youre RC, sure.
>>157557029>>157557041I remember him being super aggro against other players in their game against the dogs. He normally wasn't like that.
stop pissing on the toilet seat
>Another """""Australian"""" has been found dead in Nepal with grave fears for the 6 gorillion missingI just do no care about dead pakis/pajeets and their variants
>>157557031Why would you not have one? They're dirt cheap and provide a larger screen for your media even if you don't plan to ever use it with an aerial for FTA television.
just accidentally wiped my mouth with the cum tissuesnot gay but it sort of tasted nice?
>>157557047why are so many people posting about this is it big news? ive barely seen anything about it
>>157557055Fuck off, retard.
>>157557055*beeps*
water is so effective on jeets
>>157557057meant for >>157557045
Who the FUCK comes out of the Lions' 23 for McCluggage?
>>157557031yeah, so? hows your pc monitor any different? and i dont have a cow since your mum got the hint and jogged on.
>>157556993privacynumber.io
poopoo
Man, I love women's buttholes.
thinking about buying a corolla
cheap seats tonight
>>157557069
>>157557076it's my nan'slooks like this but hatchshe only wants 200 bucks the dumb bitch
>>157557069Chinese cars are 1/3 the price and better quality.
>>157557069>tfw trying to sell a corolla
>>157557085>1970s carEnjoy being turned into mincemeat.
I'm a skilled driver so it's unlikely i'll get into an accident unless one you cunts plows into me
>>157557086I'd rather the burning feeling I'd get from sticking my dick in a chinese nanna than burning to death in a chinese car.
some of you poofs need to take a good hard look at yourselves if you're seething over a bloke buying a corolla and calling him "indian". genuine indian derangement syndrome on display. there is nothing inherently indian about a corolla, it's just a solid reliable car. more asians drive corollas than indians anyway so it would be more accurate to call him a chink.
>>157557085>70sthat car is younger than me mate
>Indians make sensible purchases>nnnoooooo
>>157557097I'm dont appreciate he called his nana a dumb bitch for offering him a sweet seal on a used car.
Indians own Camery's more than Corolla's. I'd never buy either though, just in case
>>157557106>feet not in viewpointless
PROMOTIONS!
>>157557085be nice to your nan mate
>>157557088>put car for sale online>receive offers for said carLiterally why are you mad?
ive noticed even redditors are starting to turn on indiansthe mod team swiftly deletes anything though
>>157557122>every offer is a low ball trying to scam you
>>157557122they arent serious offers they are lowballing by half the price
>>157557106How can she bend her right leg if it means getting stabbed?
>>157557123you noticed reddit stuff on reddit? you should fuck oiff back there. there's redditing your'e not noooticing
>>157553970Cunt looks straight out of an East London council estate.
>>157557129you sound insecure
>>157557088the problem here is the pure traitorous filth that have been allowed to run this country for the last three decadesthe maggots need justice the fucking worthless mutt dogs
VINDICATED
>>157557124>>157557126They’re expecting you to barter back and forth for a price retards, the lowball offer isn’t actually what they’re offering in reality
i have a vagina fetish
need all those geelong people
>ill buy your house for $10k>thats not a serious offer goodbye>ITS JUST BARTERING MATE
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/tributes-flow-for-sydney-schoolgirl-16-who-died-during-alleged-consensual-sex/news-story/82cbba27ac6f2fc8478a8461050a299e
>>157557133you sound liek a right fuckwit if you think I, and likely most here, give a solitary fuck about your reddit and your opinion of my security or lack of.stick that dharma up your brownvote and smoke it.
>>157557137Would only open offers from people with strong English names. They won't try and screw you around.
>>157557134TRVCLEVR ICBM OBLITERATION
>>157557146They're talking about banning choking porn due to this which is a massive uphill battle because choking is even in scenes that aren't marketed as even remotely rough or on the more extreme side.
>16 year olds are having kink sexwhy couldnt it be me
LACHIE NEALE CONFIRMED PIE.Will give the ball to Nick Daicos at every opportunity.
Humilated myself acting like a clown trying to get a ladies attention on a dating app. Fuck
>>157557152Wish porn made face sitting mainstream instead of choking desu.
>>157557146>https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/tributes-flow-for-sydney-schoolgirl-16-who-died-during-alleged-consensual-sex/news-story/82cbba27ac6f2fc8478a8461050a299epeople are cumming on pics of the girl and sending them to her parents? man, that takles me back to old /b/ days
the spinless, gutless attitude of the masses as they have been systemically undermined and reduced to worms is a phenomenon worth studying
i've got the Harlem River Blues
>>157557160Are people really? That's real dog cunt behaviour.If you're going to be that much of a dropkick, would you also photoshop her face blue?
realistically, how many people do you think you could kill before you were killed?no limits on time, method, etcgoing to jail does not end the game - only being killed does
>>157557167racist fucking bitch
>Story breaks that a Collingwood staffer puts out>Lachie Neale nominates to move to Collingwood within the hour
>>157557169>Are people really? That's real dog cunt behaviour.>tributes flow>tributeshow new/young are you that you dont know about tributes?
still never met a girl that didn't gag for being choked, degraded, spat on, fucked in the ass, etcthey're all fucked in the head and then their femmo bullshit brainwashing tells them they hate it the day afterabsolute nightmares and nutcases - all of them
>>157557170Does the count stop immediately after you've died or do fatally injured people still count?Would be pretty easy to get into the thousands if you could manufacture the right stuff.
>>157557146>The teen was remembered by her friends as an 'angel'.
>>157557177>give in to primal urges >feel guilty and go back to feminist claptrap to soothe self >wtf i was actually raped or something
>>157557180happy to hear your proposalsi think i'd be happy to take deaths after your deaths if you can make the case that there is a direct causal link
What are the motherfucking tips for this weekend?
>>157557176It's lingo? Fair enough, assumed people were doing it for social media notoriety./b/ never really interested me.
>>157557187Curnow 3+
>>157557176Never had an iPad big enough/cbf taking my tv down from the wall
>>157557187here you go mate>slips my tip in>but it's too late for you now>you can feel my shaft inside you
>>157557137>barternot our culturethey can barter back in islamabad if they want
>>157557186Seek help, m8.By that I mean medical, not an accomplice.
Woke up this morningFrom the strangest dream
>>157557192turdnow won't kick a goal this finals series dipshit
just realised why port adelaide plays inxs at every home gamethey like to choke as much as michael hutchence did
for the last decade or so, the surest way for me to get to sleep has been to think about ways of killing people and getting away with it -- or, more fantastically, how i would genocide various ethnicities with an array of sci-fi weapons i can dream up
>>157557138>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 10 - Reposting/Spamming.?surprised it wasn't for offtopic
>>157557207crisp big pharma executive
>>157557211various pharmaceutical solutions and manufactured viruses are the only realistic solutions i've come up with for india and africa
>>157557205My sides are in orbit
>GCS open to trading PetraccaKWABBBBBBBBBBBBBNot sure at who. Maybe both.
>>157557200Yes he won't kick a goalHe'll kick three, multiple timez
for such a great cook, christian petracker seems like a pretty average bloke and footy player
>>157557124>>157557126>>157557167Then that anon could not respond, no one is forcing him to engage with bartering
if you think about it, i really am a Free Bird
fuck up cunt
all irony is now cringe, you faggot millenials. drop your crutch you fucking worthless mutts.
I hated Trent Cotchin, what a faggot
trent cotchin is actually a bona fide homosexualdisgusting the things he used to do with young players who would be threatened with delisting if they said anythinga truly revolting """"man""""
Why do normgroids like Sweet Caroline, Mr Blue Sky and Black Betty so much? They are all shit songs.
Loaded snittys for dinner from the white/wog owned pizza and snitty place that only employs teenage girls
There she goesThere she goes again
I'm going to fuck my hsgf when she turns 18
If you're standing in a pub and Sweet Caroline starts playing YOU WILL sing along
SanyoNow that was a brand that meant something
>>157557258applied for a tradie licence yet mate>>157557261crisp bigfooty poster
I would only ever sing along to Oz RockLike the sick riff from Thudnerstruck>nanananananananana-annanananananan-nananannanaa-nanananaananana-nanananannanananannana THUNDERSTRUCK
>>157557221not even the most delusional carlton wog would have any hope in that pissweak zoomer haired dysgenic mercenary
i'm going to kill my 93 year old grandmother and take her housewe've fucking had enough. time to take what is ours
>>157557219>pootracca>houston>grundy been some shit trades in the last few years ay
Cleary cheated on jack watts pregnant sister with a pies staffer
>>157557187FredCatsBaneBulldogs
Three time Coleman medallist, Charles Curnow
>>157557285Dumb bitch couldn’t even decorate those walls. Didn’t deserve to have her cervix painted
>>157557136whose he talking about Petracca?
>>157557289based 2/4 lad
>>157557298Mitch Cleary I assume
i could kill you with my thoughts if i wanted to
>>157557286king shit
>>157557304can you please not
the smell of your piss after you've had 5 coffees in a day and nothing else is truly putrid
>>157557311based sailor
r8 my fit
reminder that i am the most poster in this thread
>>157557311agreed
>>157557314this is clearly f2m bait
you haven't buttered your bread with salt and regret have you anon???you can change this!!!
>>157555555wasted sex's on gayfl
i am aware that i am slowly losing my mind and all sense of being able to do something normie but i just don't carethis is the end of the line
"Corbyn Middlemas" in the midweek tackle desperately trying to pump up Geelong's case for Butters and dismiss the Bulldogs on the Midweek Tackle.Why are there so many Geelong fans in the media anyway?
>>157557285who cares
>>157557333jack watts
>>157557330corbyn "the queer" middlemas is a bombers customer matestill don't mind the pillowbiter as a commentatorthe media just makes stuff up and is desperate for (((the story)))
>there is no logical, rational, ethical reasonexcept you just KNOW they'll needlessly draw out the death and cause the animal unnecessary pain
>>157557330>Middlemasreads like a shekelberg-designated holiday for the wagie
>>157557341Why the homophobia mate?
us animal shelters import dogs
What are you spastics whinging about now?
>>157557224Never trust a fit cook. Huey or bust.
>>157557352i said i didn't mind him as a commentator kekwhat do you want me to dosuck his aids-riddled cock or something
im fingering my fanny
>>157557385Oi quit it with the homophobia cunt
I was fingering a girl once and we were botth druink and her clitoris fell off and we couldnt find it for 10 minutes
i once fingered hex in a sunshine nightclub
>>157557407at least we're not speaking german
>>157557407grim shit
>>157557407men are pathetic
>>157557413don't you have some debutantes to groom coach
>>157557419dont u have my dick to suckk faggot cunt
nick daicos about to be the second best mid at collingwood
im on a mission. dont be surprized of you end up dead soon.
>>157557214how do you keep the virus contained to india?
>>157557341>corbyn "the queer" middlemas is a bombers customer mateyou wouldn't know it with his laughable spiel on the midweek tackle tonight lmao.
>>157557285Very creepy corridor. Who knows what could be lurking down there.
>>157557085That looks cool
>>157557330>>157557445He was going after the Geelong hard for the Kolodjashnij stuff, even after it became clear they were all 100% above board, so it's not like he's a Geelong fan.He just respects the culture the club has built.If Zak Butters is going somewhere (9 years?) for potentially success, why would you pick the Bulldogs over Geelong?On current speculation, he wouldn't even know who the coach would be in 2028.>I want long term success. Who will be the coach for the next 3 years?>>Dunno>I'm sold!
>>157557329
>>157557456>why would you pick the Bulldogs over Geelong?bulldogs objectively have a better list for challenging short and long term mate.
>>157557407Where can I watch more mancave/garage reviews?
>>157557459>Defence wins premiershipsThe Bulldogs are thriving there.Darcy might as well retire now, both his knees are shot.They have a strong midfield, which he gives a small boost to.He'd be a big boost to Geelong's midfield which would help their extremely strong forward and backhalves.
Tried to find something to watch but couldn't bring myself to watch modern tv shows
>>157557483just watch youtube
>>157557483watch film you fuckin dumb arse, modern tv shows are for women
>>157557486My bed time is soon, movies are too longEven those night games fucked me up this weekend
how is isaac heneey still alive
>>157557407Yanks are geniuses
>>157557411There is zero wrong with this, commiepoof>>157557494Fucker should be behind bars
starting to think journos are fuckwits
>>157557494hes got prime pussy sitting on his face and cock whenever he wants. thats all a man needs. afl is a certified goyslop these days anyway so hes better off not being contracted to the ccp... i mean afl.
>>157557469>Darcy might as well retire now, both his knees are shot.That's delusional conjecture on your end, Geelongsperg. He's torn his ACL once, plenty of players have come back after that, but you're too methed up and dumb to know any better.Bulldogs midfield is better than Geelong's, and they have a far better ruckman. They are absolutely better positioned to contend than Geelong with their aging squad.
>>157557502this is a facebook boomer tier post
>starting
>>157557507and you are a glowie tier useless faggot lol
>>157557509i'm not useless idiot
>>157557518 a useful idiot?
>>157557523i'm not telling you shit rabbi
I took pills
poosh back on his performative bullshit
>posting images on an image board is "performative"freshglowcunts on the ropes as per usual
poosh on the back foot
saw the girl i once loved on tinder
dumb ass noob
>>157557502>post full of /pol/ buzzwordscringe
Had a mate who reckons he saw a tradie get out a vac and clean up the mess he made.Not sure I believe him
>>157557553Would love to spray that bowl with both their faces right there desu ne
>>157557486history doco on yt
>>157557560he's telling porkies
sick of everyone cheating when im here alone with love to give
>>157557561based filipino maid
>>157557560this but he's been to geelong
>>157557553>Both these fine ladies are out of your league;_;
>>157557571beautiful words what song is this from
>>157557574M8I would load up on the filthiest indian joint around and let my tummy gurgle for as long as I could manage the pain. It would look like Hiroshima. Their silhouettes etched across the back wall.
>>157557503>He's torn his ACL once, plenty of players have come back after thatGuys that are <175cm in height.It's a career ender for people 205+ cm.>Bulldogs midfield is better than Geelong'sButters would change that :^)>and they have a far better ruckman.Mitch Edwards vs ______. English is either leaving at season's end or if he stays getting medically retired after another concussion.>Geelong with their aging squad.Geelong's squad is actually really young. Stewart and Blicavs are the only oldies that will be hard to replace.
>>157557589you post like someone that has absolutely no life experience and are terminally onlinelol
>>157557598lol
>>157557591>It's a career ender for people 205+ cm.Again, you're clearly a moron, geelongcuck.
>>157557407Comfy desu
The new KFC pickle meal is ass
>>157557618Name a single big guy that came back from one.
>>157557624if it was me it'd be assburgers iykwim haha
>>157557626Max Gawn came back from two.Do your research next time, idiot.
>>157557628Are you playing Darcy in the ruck from now on? Forwards need to be able to move side to side, ruckmen don't.
>>157557598i would cave your fucking skull in with my boot irl FUCKING CUNT. bell st maccas
>>157557630>all 205cm+ players who tear acl are officially finished>w-well ackshully umm ruck is different from forwardYou are such a moron it's funny.Darcy will be fine. Even coming back from an ACL he's 5 times the player Neale is.
so we're all down for a /afl/ meetup at bell st maccas before the grand final yeah
Had a post to make but forgot it
>>157557636Which one?
>>157557631>>157557636 perfomative
>>157557641the one on bell st mate
cat got your tongue mate
>>157557630you're just making up the rules as you go along to fit your agenda, catsperg.forwards can come back from acl, see tex, richo, etc.tall players can come back, gawn 9 AAs after two knee recos and other knee injuriesdoggies clearly have a better list primed to content atm, and aren't overly dependent on players who are actually cooked like geelong are.
>>157557635>Darcy will be fine.Yes, a forward that can only run in straight lines will surely dominate.>Even coming back from an ACL he's 5 times the player Neale is.Neale is one of the best kicks in the competition. [spoiler]And one of the worst marks.[/spoiler]Give him a full offseason in the optometrist's office and he'll dominate.
>>157557657contend*
>>157557658>Yes, a forward that can only run in straight lines will surely dominate.you're not a physio mate, you're a coping geelong fan. you don't actually know how darcy will end up.every single club in the afl would take darcy over neale in a heartbeat.
I really need to stop following Tip"GOD"'s tips.
>>157553537>you were very lucky saar ordering at that time>we already closed shop saar>and your place furthest on our run>didn’t know m8>oh I just think it very funny saar >ok>turn insideAt least he didn’t smell.
>>157557657>forwards can come back from acl, see tex, richo, etc>Tex: 194cm>Richo: 197cmPretty much manlets compared to Darcy.Darcy has the beanpole build. In two years he's fucked up his knees both times, avoiding an ACL the first time only by luck.He'll go down as a great 'what if' player.
@157557665
>>157557668nah see you're just using mental gymnastics and making up your own rules. standard coping behavior. max gawn example obliterated you so you made up a new rule about needing to be a key forward too.the simple reality is you have no idea. unfortunately dummies like you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.
Wish I was a footballer desu
Wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
>>157557681so you could date extremely mid women? lol classic terminally online wanker.
>>157557681
you worthless sacks of shit gonna make a new thread or...?
we're more of a postmaxxing general anyway
Be the change you want to see in the world, mate.
just post in nrl with the rest of us
>>157557696cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157557701huh?
>>157557703you heard me tipgoy
>>157557704Crisp stack
>>157557664>every single club in the afl would take darcy over neale in a heartbeat.Shannon Neale only really started playing in 2024 after Hawkins got injured, so we'll use that half season as the start point.Goals:Shannon Neale: 114 (23, 44, 47)Sam Darcy: 90 (38, 48, 12)Marks:Shannon Neale: 262 (61, 99, 102)Sam Darcy: 225 (102, 102, 21)Tackles:Shannon Neale: 161 (31, 69, 61)Sam Darcy: 97 (60, 26, 11)Shannon Neale leads in all stats. He kicks more goals, takes more marks and makes more tackles.I'd expect that gap to increase even further now that Darcy can only run in straight lines so marking and tackling will be much harder.
>>157557713>comparing numbers against an injured darcythe desperate low-IQ catsperg...
>>157557715>My [permanently injured] forward is better than your [healthy, actually plays the game] forward
>>157557718relax catsperg, you just don't know much about football, that's all.
>>157557716Can a flexible enough girl actually lick herself?
>>157557722Big final coming up this week for the dogs. How many goals do you think Darcy will kick?
>>157557713>Shannon Neale leads in all stats.The Deluded Cretin.https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_player_compare?playerStatus1=A&tid1=8&playerStatus2=A&tid2=10&type=A&pid1=6946&pid2=6863&fid1=P&fopt1=2025&fid2=S
>>157557724no but steven autofellate
the suns were legit dangerous this year
@157557716dont know how you fellas have a crack at me for being into asiansso many qt alternative asians in the inner-northe suburbs of melbourne await you
you pay for them though
new>>157557744>>157557744>>157557744
I didn't realise this nerd had it in him
>>157557716>see this>turn 180 degrees >put my cock in
>>157557562rec me some
