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>>157553590A man of taste
How does he swing so hard without choking on his chew
Which baseball team does he support?
>outs above average
>>157553603the indiana one, so cardinals i guess?
i saw a commentator who was annoyed that Jazz stole bases when they were up 7-1This is so soft and gay
hey guys, it would be cool if you can give Carson Benge your power to hit .400 in Septemberwe Mets fans haven't asked for much in this forlorn season
>>157553603zesty as all hell
/nfl/ jesterguilders confirmed on the gennykeep an eye out for their anticsdecades of rape in handegg by green gay has severely traumatized chicago
>>157553603What kind of gay ass prompt did you type?
>>157553614RC in da house!
Yankees.
>>157553614>This is so soft and gaythats what she said
The World Series will be Dodgers vs Orioles. Dodgers sweep
>>157553625>least homosexual caleb williams stretching routine taking place in the dream area from twin peaks
>burrs have a PCA equivalent QB but are forced to bench him for pozzreasons
>>157553639Dodgers choke against smug birds
>>157553646Bagent has a noodle arm which you would know if you weren't just shitposting for (You)s
chicago used up all their chudpoints keeping PCA after he called women worthless cunts and the nwords of gender as well as calling doyerpacos worthless lazy mexicans, very rude of him
>>157553653So does PCA
>>157553649kek someone post the gif version
>>157553660
>>157553653>NOOO HE ISN'T ACTUALLY GOODwhat is this cope
>>157553618x
>h-he's got a noodle arm>k-just look at gayleb's perfect black cannon! look how precise and perfect those throws to the opponent are
>>157553614it's not jazz's fault, he's genetically predisposed to be uppity
Another /mlb/ day, all I do is sleep, lift weights and eat. I have been off work for four months.
>>157553618Realistically he’s got a chance
>>157553692are you the most jacked laotian on the block?
>>157553674I didn't say he wasn't good as a backup retardI'm not looking forward to my zesty QB gayleb overthrowing wide open targets with no pressure either
what is the average IQ of /mlb/?I'm gonna say around 88. a lot of quality posters, but a ton of really whiny, argumentative retards drag down the average bigly
>>157553700I dont even know what that it is. Im just a big white dude trying to stay out of trouble. Am I suppose to go travel? I have a bunch of money, so thats not a problem.
>>157553730OAA fags are 85 IQ max.
>>157553730im pretty retarded
>>157553730Low enough to be dogers fans.
>>157553743yea go travel dude, see some cool shit around the world, it's funespecially when money is no object
>>157553730im 200iq but most of my schizo personalties (mis)representing different teams are far lower
CHI sports fags know a very bad NFL year is in store for them so they're desperate for the cubs and sox to save them
>you have to run as fast as you can when you hit a pop up or you're not hustling enough>wowow did you just steal a base while being in the lead?? you're hustling too much
>>157553765Sounds really fun, I am just lazy. Where would you go anon? I have some friends in Aussie land and I know alot people going there recently.
wheres the roof?
>>157553730I only pretend to be dumb
>>157553785I want to go to Egypt because I love ancient worldsaussie is cool, its pretty unique. I was hiking up in the blue mountains (pic) this weekend. nz is way better though, undoubtedly one of the best places on the planet for nature
>>157553785was in Iceland/Scotland/England/France earlier this year and I would recommend Europe in general if you're not used to travelling, there's bound to be at least one country there that's up your alleyI'm close to Australia and the Pacific Islands and go almost every year so would recommend those although that's a long way for you to goSEA and East Asia is fun too; haven't done much South America, but Argentina and Chile were fun and would be easier for you to get todepends what your interests are really, but Europe is my fav overall continent and if you can be fucked coming down here, NZ and Australia have some beautiful spots
LETS GO RAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cN4paIv5eM
Let's see if the >Mariners got any guts at all...
>>157553861LETS GO RAYS
>>157553845>>157553854That does sound good, will have to think about it. Thanks :)>>157553861LETS GO
>>157553730I can't think straight...
>>157553895I'm a girl
>>157553845haven't done Egypt (really want to as wel) but was in Greece a few years ago and it was amazinghad the ancient world vibes for ya plus stunning locations, amazing food and the people were some of the friendliest I've come across in my travels would recommend
>To keep Reddit safe, accounts are required to access old Reddit.I'm more of a 4channel gal anyway
Thank you Padres!
cubs sideliner is wet and flirty right now with gausman
Memeiners take a 1-0 lead
>chicago cubs have also not sold naming rights to their stadium (same as the yankees and the red sox)this is why chicago is an east coast coded city, west coast cuckolds all sell naming rights.
>>157553917Do "asian" women actually like white dudes or is it just an internet lie?
>stadium named after chewing gum company>somehow doesn't count as selling naming rightshmmm
>>157553934You live in Canada. Shouldn't you know the answer already?
>simpson>seymourmove the rays to springfield
>>157553929The Memeiners will SWEEP the Sox
>he's got nine lives and this is another opportunitybased Keith recognising Vientos has been given far more leeway than he should've
>>157553955We've got a prospect named Homer too
>>157553939maybe one day you will get rich enough to by a pro sport team and name their stadium after yourself too
>>157553948I havent been with a woman in two years and when I was they were white. No asians were I am now, just cowboy girls and brown jasmins.
>>157553845what about SEA & SA for some of that brown poontang?
>>157553983it just puts wrigley at a step below the yankees/sox, but a step above most stadiumsit's still an advertisement so it's cucked, but less cucked than other ones
why the FUCK did they try to send this guy down
>>157553990south africa (the country) is pretty mental. ive never felt as in danger as I did in SA. other parts of Africa might be betterSEA is cool but I reckon its hella overrated,
>>157553999I meant South Asia but SA does seem cool. Pretoria looks beautiful and I want to try biltong. probably not a great time to visitI wanna bang a girl that looks like Maylee Fun and likes baseball
Michelle :)
>>157553999southern portugal is very nice, faro or portimao area. old european towns right on the edge of the coast.
>>157553683Just stop. That wasn't Caleb's fault. It was 100% on DJ Moore for not phasing through the safety, catching the ball, and waltzing in for a walk off TD.
Kroenke is buying the Dodgers
>starting Morel over Morabito in a lost season when you need to figure out your strengths and weaknesses heading into the offseason
Come celebrate Uma Musume Night at Petco Park as your Padres take on the New York Yankees.
>>157554007biltong is yum but if it's bad it's like wet cardboard
>>157554017gards stronghold that area
wtf the Rays are hosting a king's feastI'd unironically pay for this if it's unlimited
>>157553905greece and italy are definitely on my listalso
>>157554045
>>157554046can't recommend Italy enough bro, it's amazing, I will be going back - recommend Florence in particular friendly people there too and the food speaks for itselfand an absolute treasure trove of babes if you're still a single lad
>>157553905I could live on a Mediterranean diet. Greek food is phenomenal. I don't like shellfish and mollusks, but fish & chicken/beef/lamb plus fruits & veggies would set me up for life
>>157554057yeah I actually fucked her already
>Cubs>StraightPick one and only uno
>>157554057atta girl. my plate would be twice the size
did the red sox 'tators have to apologise at the start of the broadcast?
which mlb fanbases are looking forward to GTA 6 the most?
Alvarez stinky chasing that pitch again.
>>157554072same man, love Greek foodthey were honestly some of the best meals I've ever eatenfucking Alvarez and the high fast ball
Pay me the league minimum and put me on the mariners, I would unironically be more productive than a third of their rosterWeston “faggot” Wilson has an uncanny ability to swing through middle middle fastballs that the average beer league softball player would be able to take 400 to left center
>>157554045All you can eat seats are pretty cheap at the Trop. Some get you the fancy buffet food and others are just unlimited beer and hotdogs and that type of stuff
>>157554098>mfw Seymour has 7 Ks in 3 inningswhat was your favorite dish? I had excellent chicken keftedes from a local Greek place recently
What’s up with the AL east and these quirkchungus little league ballparks?
>>157554137how good are guys like Schlittler, Fried, Cole, Tolle, and Cease if they can be aces in the bandbox division?
I think this pitchers a little stock
wow nj Lindor. did not expect him to make that throw on a rope
>it’s another “mariners score in the first inning, lose the lead early, become completely demoralized and give up by the third inning” episodeTired of this one tbqh
>>157554157check again
>>157554125honestly, it was actually a dessert called ekmek kadayifi which is weird for me cause I'm not really much of a sweet tooththe restaurant owner recommended it and I'm glad we picked it cause it was delicious and I probably wouldn't have otherwiseotherwise the standard things like gyros, souvlaki and moussaka were all amazing; the Greek really know their food
is this baseball
based Bobased Bengie :)
>>157554165Randy is just statpadding for his next contract, everyone else has already given up, just wait and see
>>157554178no, it's Iowa
>>157554125I would eat the shit out of that right now
>>157554166looks great. I'm not much of a sweets guy either but it's basically a tradition around here to order a cappuccino and something sweet after a nice Italian dinnerisn't NZ known for god-tier meat quality? you've gotta be eating well over there. I've definitely heard that your lamb is amazing. I had imported NZ lamb chops a couple of years ago and they were very tasty
Cam on Seattle Marinaras. Score some fackin runs.
Seymour evil hear more evil
>>157554186they were delicious. hopefully you've got a nice Greek place near you and they make itatta boy Car, we're a hit away from .280!
>>157554184they're really trying hard today, except Ward could have maybe had the first homer
braves are pulling a barv
atta DP, Mark :^) brought the run in
Do the Mest regret paying for Bo Bichette?
>>157554213they knew exactly what they were doing, spending inordinate amounts of money to cope with their inferiority complex from the stankees
>>157554187yea NZ meat is fantastic, most of our best stuff goes to export, but the supermarket stuff still great regardlesseven when I've had great food overseas, I come home and realise how good we have it here as far as fresh produce goes; NZ fruit, veg, meat and seafood is delicious nice to get the run there but wish Mark was a little more productive
>>157554213nah, he's been okay for a while. it's not easy adjusting to NY. especially with how rabid Mets fans have become now that it's expected for us to spend more than anyone elsehere are his splits since he started climbing out of the hole
>barves
ITFCB
>>157554213he started shitty but has been quite productive since late May/Juneit would've been nice to have him firing as soon as he arrived, but I think most Mets fans are ok with that transaction, he was never going to singlehandedly take >us to the post season
Remember when people were saying Shohei Ohtani is the greatest player of all time?
>>157554270he is
>>157554213I am indifferent to his contract. He was never the guy I wanted, but I don't hate him. Kind of relieved Mets got Bo or mental case Tucker.
>>157554270>remember when people were saying the correct thingwow....
>>157554281over mental case Tucker*
>>157554270KEK
Ohtani isn’t even the best active player lol doyerpacos are delulu
attaboy AJ turn that hitting slump around
>>157554270no. when was that?
atta boy AJ! hopefully the hits start piling up now. he's been lacing the ball the last stretch of games
Alvarez stinks bro
>>157554270yeah hahaha
>>157554306yea almost a guaranteed out at the moment
>>157554297as little as 2 weeks ago
>>157554314he's the best all time
I would rather have prime Trout, prime Judge, 2025 Raleigh, current Witt Jr, or current PCA over prime Ohtani and that’s just guys currently in the leagueYou start comparing him with all time greats like Ruth, Bonds, Mays etc and it just becomes laughable
>>157554323he better than all three. they not even better than ty cobb
>>157554323Ohtani has never put up an 11WAR seasonKEK
is ohtani even a top 3 jap?
deary me that should've been two Lindor
>>157554323yeah he's had arguably 1 year as the best hitter (Judge was still arguably better) and was never been the best pitcher. weebs think he's the greatest player to grace the diamond because he managed to be top 10 in 2 roles at onceplenty of players have done. many have even been THE best hitter at the same time that they were THE best fielderthis pitcher/hitter thing is outrageously fetishized just because people don't do it much, but it doesn't necessarily have more value than elite batting/fielding
Let’s go Walls
Ohtani is a gimmick player with high marketability
>>157554323People are blinded by the novelty, but getting 3/4 of a season of a good DH + 1/4 of a season of a good pitcher just isn’t that valuable. I would much rather have a guy who gives me a full season of good hitting and a full season of good defense at a premium position
2 more, we can do itget Stock outta this jam!
>>157554340So Walgreens has the best hitters in the league but shaky pitching?
This genny was so pro ohtani when he was on the angels. What happened to this place?
TAYLOR BOMB
Shohei is tanking now so he can go beast mode in October.
I love seeing the red sucks meltdown on X (formerly Twitter) extend for a day afterHope this doesn’t make the team feel too cocky though
>>157554362people started deepthroating him to absurd levels which took away from the joy of just watching him play a great game
>>157554362Japan fatigue
>>157554361league-high slugging with middle of the pack babip. they just hit the piss out of the ball
>>157554362also rans think they smell blood in the water
>>157554362People love losers and hate winners
>>157554366based Tyrone and Holmes holding it down :)hope you guys are enjoying both players. they're phenomenal clubhouse guys on top of being great on the field
>>157554362He became a mercenary on team full of mercenaries. Same reason people got pissy at KD joining the Warriors.
NICO BAWMB!!
>>157554376Why doesn’t anyone love me then?
>>157554377we thank ya!!!
holy fuck clutch Morel, clutch Stock after those fuck upsthat was sweet
>>157554381You still have more losing to do. You're just not there yet
>>157554362>This genny was so pro ohtani when he was on the angels. What happened to this place?No it wasn'trewriting history
>>157554366I miss him so much bros
>reddit tiger
>>157554386great end to the inning. good to see Stock grit down and have a nice game for himself>>157554382Jefferson Rojas is doing really well in AA too. he'll likely be promoted very soon. hopefully we're both happy with the trade in the end
>LOLrays
Tolle doesn't have his good stuff today
jp buntford :)
>>157554314and they're all correct, so what?
>>157554393angels ain't it
Kelly Slap!!!
Randy is a triple away from the cycleI’m sensing a lucky bounce off the monster in his next AB
vax claims another
>>157554413Rossa Vaxx is deadly
>>157554362he is quite simply the GOAT. a once-in-a-century player, a singular talent.who DOES /mlb/ agree on liking anyway?
>RISPiners
>>157554362doyers fatigue
>>157554431>who DOES /mlb/ agree on liking anyway?Freddie Freeman
RISPners strike againI swear to god this fucking team must have an OPS+ of like 10 on fastballs right down the middle
>>157554396great start for Stock, that was some good pitching
>>157554431Ryback
>>157554431PCA
the gays had bases loaded with no outs against that bum robert stock and couldn't get a single runI no longer consider them contenders
>weston faggot wilson does it againPUT ME IN COACH
>>157554442agreed, but taking him out at 72 pitches for a R/L matchup when he's unironically been dealing? seems like overmanaging imho
>>157554431your mom
>>157554458he didn't allow a walk either :)
>white sux
are we giving the Cubs a chance?
>>157554458We are incapable of beating bad pitchers. It's been this way for years
Remember how nice we were to you this season, Metsfriends.
>>157554461agreed, very low pitch count and could've easily closed out the sixth
Wth(eck) was going on with the poodres ump delay?
This Lavender faggot really has some gay stuff.
Metsbros, is it just me or is Lavender lowkey insane at painting the corners?
>>157554431travis bazzana
we all love ohtani and the dodgers
>>157554487Trading Raley to the Phil's to sabotage them was great
>>157554492has he been struggling? his season numbers still look solidI do really miss Weaver :(
..I'm sorry swaggy
Hey I forgot Vientos was still here
MARKY VOUR FRANCHISE (lefty platooned, pt-limited, fielding-banned) SLUGGER!
BREGGY BEAR BLAST
I'm usually not a city connect fan, but what the Astros are wearing now might be their best look ever. I always hated their current primaries.
>Mets cucking the Rays>ubereats 50% off promolife is good
>Sewers
What the fuck are they doing
The Rays devil magic has fully worn off.Here come the Yanks.
Are the mariners going to win again this year?
Thanks Mets! Good luck next season!
>>157554525post an image
Alvy did a thing!
>I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR 35 YEARS AND...why do people think being alive longer makes them any less retarded
>>157554563Sorry. I forgot that this is an image board.
man Lindor just got under that one. might've muscled it out if he didn't lose his base
kek!!
>>157554586The open star is probably the most iconic image the Astros have. It's a shame they've abandoned it.
Surely the Rays won’t lose to the Mets
>>157554528>mest helping the yankees win their divisionEven when the mest win, they lose.
>>157554608Second to the trash can. I mean this unironically, that is what most people think of when they hear astros now.
The Mets are an AL coded team
what the heck
>>157554612>Smile! It's 3-nothing!
>Metsiners are pro-Yankees
>>157554612that's alright with me. Yanks are gonna make it to the postseason anyhow. this isn't their year, though. the offense is running ragged without Judge and the defense is unreliable
>>157554621How did Ted Williams have an ops over 2 for a month
>>157554621i wish i could get away with this facial hair pattern
Chudres. Harris looking good, still wish they called up Salas.
>GETS ABSOLUTELY RAPED AND GAPED IN THE BRONX>loses three of four to the Yankees>loses the season series>loses the head-to-head tie breaker>losing to the lowly marniersI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
>>157554638you don't get called "The Splendid Splinter" for being a 1.500 OPS nobody
It's O time
>CleavingerAlright see you tomorrow
I do not care for Kyle Harrison
>>157554653hell yeah, brother!
Anytime a hitter puts up crazy numbers but they’re a lefty I instantly lose all respect. Lefties are like 10% of the population but roughly 50% of major leaguers. DEI handedness only getting extra opportunities because it’s easier to hit lefty and there are fewer lefties to compete with.
>>157554647Why didn't shitstain fagagayla catch the ball? What is he, stupid?
>/mlb/ dishonestly rooting for the Rays while hate-watching the Yankees and Red Sox for reasons they can't even explain because they're merely following the herd like a good bunch of NPCs
>>157554635How is the Yankees defense deplorable when they’re 1st in RUNS ALLOWED, 2nd in OPS AGAINST, 3rd in BATTING AVERAGE AGAINST, and 3rd in TOTAL BASES ALLOWED.These arent the shitty ass Mets. We have 5 Cy Young’s and 10 Golden Glovers on any given Sunday.
>>157554621Only played 11 games, get out of here with that bs
Benge has been having trouble with those late break middle low and low & away pitches. he'll make the adjustment
>>157554679He’s too busy being the next Mike Trout
>>157554680please reference one (1) single post that does that
>>157554683>golden glovers
I haven’t watched a game on tv this whole year. I’ve seen games in person and looked at box scores but that’s it
>>157554694Your brain is just a monkey clapping cymbals together buddy
>>157554683fair amount of daylight between "unreliable" and "deplorable"they're middle of the pack in team OAA & DRS, and just outside the top 10 in team FRV & Def ratingif you're confident in their ability to lock down plays on fundamentals, then time will tell if you were justified in feeling that way
Cow wowwee!
>>157554693>>157554632>>157554619>>157554610>>157554550>>157554547
Pete alonso has become the father figure I'd been missing since my biological father passed away
>>157554715He’s probably younger than you
>>157554715you only ever saw your father on tv? jk. if that's true, sorry for your loss anon
>>157554713aww bless your lil heart
>>157554725that's something old southern women say so you must be a fairy
>>157554715Buck Angel for me
>>157554715>I'm proud of you my Uruguayan son
>>157554733>a fairywhat fucking year is it bro
>>157554725Raped
ngl the mets are the fucking team i hate the most
>>157554743kinda tired of 2/3 of the league myself
>>157554715May your father RIP, Mr. U R Gay.
>>157554743What could the Mets have done to piss you off?
second time that's happened in as many days, what's wrong with these cunts
>>157554704Quit yapping chihuahua. Nobody cares about made up stats. You can use any stat to justify your opinion. Here’s what actually matters: are they allowing runs? The answer is no.
Another replay review where you wonder how the ump standing 3 feet away missed it in the first place.
>>157554754maybe AJ's gotta take more charge out there. he's deferring to the LF a little too much. he needs to call it and make sure they understand to stand the fuck down
It’s not over
>>157554752over 90% of my antipathy for any team is because of their fanbase
Seiya Slap
>>157554761there's no need to be disrespectful just because you're posting anonymously.the pitching is good and known for a high K rate. that reduces balls in play. that leaves the defense less exposed. it's not impossible for both things (stellar pitching covering middling defense) to coexist.
Breggy Bear Blast x2
Pooers and cubes having a fraud off
YES
sloppy from Duarte in comparison to the rest of the lads today
rough outing for Duarte. Rays are hitting some good pitches 2bh. same thing happened to Lavender the other day
>>157554739the year of you being a little fairy
Red Sox choking hard down the stretch>MISS ME YET?
even if we do get out of this jam, I dunno if I trust Senga in this spot
>>157554792No you sux
>pca hits 3 homeruns>cubs lose>pca hitless>cubs win
metsies nothing is ever easy
Mullins is shit
>>157554804was thinking the same thing :/
now that Venezuela will soon get rich from oil will their baseball league be buying top talent like what the Saudis are doing with soccer?
>>157554809They're playing just like my Yankees.
>>157554800when cora couldn't cheat he couldn't win.
>>157554812Don't insult Mullins
holy shit Steven Matz is still around?!he was one of my favorite guys on the 2015 squad because he grew up close to where I live
>>157554819saudis are doing that with baseball too
>>157554779Pitching is defense and therefore considered. Gloves work in coordination with good pitching, Max Fried generates a lot of ground balls which need to be turned into put outs.
Marlins are losing to Nat's bullpen day
>>157554715now imagine losing him to another team because of your shitty jew gm
>rays trailing>rays put the ball in play>suddenly the Mets revert back into a barely functioning rhythm >rays win
nice AJ :)
This game is still one grandslam bouncing off of Ewing’s head away from a loss.
a sotoan strikeout
>>157554819I wonder how/what people in this country hear about what is going on in the world at an individual level
>>157554834Yanks are 6th in pitcher-side BBE and barrels/PA%. they're pretty much top 5 in all these statshttps://baseballsavant.mlb.com/leaderboard/statcast?type=pitcher-team&year=2022&position=&team=&min=q&sort=bip&sortDir=ascanyway, I'm not sure this is going anywhere. their defense will likely be tested more frequently in the postseason. we'll see how things play out. they can certainly improve as well
>>157554853this is inverted. baphomet would absolutely adore the jewnited states
Good shit matz
>>157554852I'd rather not think about that possibility. I'm sure, on a spiritual level, he feels the connection between us and would never leave the Orioles no matter what.
brewers getting shit on
What the hell can I replace caffeine with. I’m drinking way too much coffee and tea
what did anons have for dinner while watching the ballgame?for me it was a spicy chicken sandwich and the 8 pc grilled nuggets from chick fil a
>memeiners
ohhhhh kekiners
Give me one reason Trevor Story shouldn't be shot.
>>157554878cocaine or meth
>giving up a monster DUBBA to trevor story Gayriners
hold on to your butts Metsbros
>>157554878meth
>>157554877Is she the one shitting on them?
>>157554878I transitioned from a similar habit to only water. It doesn't take long to adjust at all before you're not even thinking about it.
I've got a fresh meme locked n loaded if Senga blows this
COME THE FUCK ON RAYS
Oh my god, it’s fucking happening again.
>>157554893kek mind if I saved this brother
why the FUCK does dan wilson still treat bazardo like he's a fucking lock down setup guy? he's fucking SHIT stop putting him in in the 8th inning FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>157554897>>157554889>>157554866>>157554657This reddit frog sitution is getting out of control.
>>157554893kek saved
it's the bottom of the 9th. wouldn't this be a great time to swap in Torrens behind the plate>>157554900of course. I did it for the boys
Will there be a non-sunbelt team that will win the World Series this decade?
>mets & mariners forgot how to play baseball in the late inningsYankees are going to have to thug it out in the postseason, aren’t they?
>>157554906oh shoot I'm slow :^) he's already there
>>157554906he is bro, they swapped him out at the inning break
>>157554904
>>157554912There won't even be a sunbelt team in the LCS this year.
Senga maxing out at 96 isn't greatJesus Christ I thought he might've hit that out
if tampa wins i’ll deadass walk outside naked gang
Diaz please
>asstros
YER OOOUUUTTTTT
yea the rays are just the redsoxx
>>157554921northerner cope
nice Kodai well done ladwell done Stock :)gg Raysbros
Fuck the Rays and fuck MLB
does Yandy realize that dying his beard black is a catastrophic aura loss
>>157554878I quit nicotine pouches for two weeks but I just compensated by drinking coffee all day, so try nicotine
>gays
reminder that he was such a terrible General Manager that the Phillies demoted him all the way to color commentator exclusively for travel games
fenway is such a joke of a stadiumany red sox player that doesn't hit 40 dingers a year should be ashamed of themselves
Damn Yandy sucks
>>157554934too close for comfortSenga probably needs 2-3 days off nowI know they're trotting him out there to build his stamina and see where he fits in next year but Idk. I don't feel great about Kodai. I'd rather use him as a bulk arm once or twice a week 2bh
No matter what happens, I’m going to generate hundreds of AI slop videos of a Cubs victory then use my army of jeets to flood the board with posts denying any other teams so-called claim to victory.
Metkees won that game.
ggs mets
>>157554946Pesky pole and the monster are mega bullshit. Worse than the short porch. Yet they haven’t had a 40 HR guy since IDK Apple Watch Mookie.
Don’t ask my wife about a pesky pole
NOBLETIGER WATCH
LGM
>>157554878peppermint teasparkling water (very gay tho)
>>157554892this is patently false
What ARE the White Sox even doing?
>>157554950he's an enigma man, I don't get it, his falloff has been insane to seeagree with having to rest him, we saw how rusty he was when they had to use him twice in 3 days and that raises questions about his overall usefulness to be honest still happy that he was able to secure the win for Stock though, he deserved that
There hasn’t been a noble tiger since he was penalized those stokes for cheating on Saturday at Augusta in 2013
Have the Mariners tried squeeze bunting?
>>157554925>unironically living above the guggenheimngmi
>>157554878There’s always booze
Funny that a menstruating woman rarely hits for the cycle
Trevor Story has no range at short, thank you Jesus for making him healthy again. We needed those bad hop throws and that Swiss cheese glove to get them out of the wildcard.
>seattle
>>157554995source?
>>157554978first 2 days or so were disorienting but it wasn't as big a deal as I thought it would be. I'm not even someone that's particularly strong willed or stubborn.
>>157554982I get nervous when he's sitting around 95-96. at his best, he's throwing 99mph darts. but that's clearly not something he can do with a heavier workload. and Idk if he's ever gonna be a guy who develops better controlStock absolutely deserved this win. everyone's been ragging on him when the guy worked his ass off to be put in this position and is giving us innings in a lost season. I'm glad he got it done. they are pretty much guaranteed to bring Tong up (he's been looking pretty clean in his last handful of starts - cutter & curve are coming along) once the rosters expand in September, but I hope Stock earns a bit more play. who knows how much longer he'll be in the Bigs, he deserves to savor it
I like to think of him as the short’s top, like the guy that assfucks the manlets
what game are (You) watching now /mlb/?
>>157555003that's awesome for you but some of us have jobs
>>157554986WE FROM THE BRONX NY
>>157555006I only watch post season ball like a chad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH
Who’s ready for Mark Trout’s 3 GRANDSLAM tryhard performance against my Yankees?
>>157555013He’s got the fork of Damocles hanging right over him!
uh mariners?
>>157555007kek. yeah, no longer having to deal with the rat race as much probably had a lot to do with it.
The home plate umpire counted a foul ball as a ball, and we're just going to accept that happened.
>>157555004It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
Why didn’t the Red Sux activate Blowman Fagtony in New York?
more like Losecinnati
>>157555024yeah fucking tell me about it
Dominicanbros…
What a weak throw from Randy.
Mariner
Head on down to da Bronx, get a cannoli, take a cab, have an egg cream, have two!
>>157555023He was activated Sunday. He lead off the game with a double.
extra slurpings in bombston
>>157555021looked good to me chief
>>157555004couldn't agree more man, he really deserves it today and I hope to see more of him tooif he pitches like he did today against a top offense like the Rays he'd be an invaluable option to have in the rotation guess we'll just have to wait and see with Kodai, but looking forward to see if Jonah can get some success in the Show (although I am a little sceptical based on what I saw recently :/)
>>157555039
>>157555022apparently they've been developing him in a way where he has a slightly lower arm slot to give more depth to his curveball. the tradeoff is it's reducing some of the deception on his fastball, which may mean it no longer grades out as a 70+ pitchI thought his curve looked nasty when he came up earlier this season. I don't recall his slider specifically, but I am curious to see how the cutter helps him out with the beautiful run on that fastball. wonder if their horizontal movement will divert off the same rp/plane
>>157555039gazongas.
Ohtani could be the Tom Brady of baseball some day
>>157555039would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't
if we actually lose this I think im officially checked out lads
>>157555039Me on the left
Seattle is more unlucky than Detroit this season. They both lost their MVPs.
>>157555021
Avi Garcia may be the worst position player contract in Marlins history, but I'm seriously beginning to think Leo Jimenez might just be the worst position player period in Marlins history.The Shame of Panama
>>157555047source?
>>157555047tom brady is the tom brady of baseball
>>157555062Forgetting someone?
>>157555062>faggot Mike erasure
>>157555051you should have checked out two months ago my niggamy life improved significantly when I stopped watching mariners baseball
>>157555047>Ohtani could get cucked, lose his marbles, get into pro wrestling and cloning research and take a job in the booth for fox
New day, new series, new chance for my Angels to embarrass themselves.
>aroided chimpman
>red sux>scoring
fire dan (into the sun)
>Colson Montgomery actually showing plate discipline shocking development
Yankees are jumping the Angels pitcher lol
the mariners exist to make other teams feel good about themselves and give their opponents' fans a chance to see exciting victoriesthey're the baseball equivalent of the washington generals
>Assletics
Cmon Os let's score some runs
>>157555105Not hard against my Astros' shit pitching, we make the Mariners look good.
>>157555104Yeah, after watching Dan Wilson, I realize that Erin Boone is one of the elite managers in baseball
>pooper pisswellyeah this game is over gg red cawks
>>157555042well, we'll be here shooting the breeze either way. as you've told me before, there are still silver linings
The next CBA should include not having Yankees After Dark on a weeknight.
i hate the ghost runner so fucking much
>>157555123I thought we already played all of our fucking West Coast games
>>157555123>Worl Deries
>mariners intentionally loading the basesI swear to god if this game ends with a Trevor Story grand slam I'll kill somebody.
Nice hit Basallo
wtf lmao
>Cubs have scored 9 runs>PCA hasn't participatedMVPbros... is it over?
>>157555130Honestly, it’s kind of a high IQ play even if it doesn’t work out
GG redsStill mad about the TB series
I wish every /mlb/ poster was forced against their will to watch just one full mariners game so you could all fully appreciate just how fucking terrible Dan Wilson is, none of you would ever complain about your managers ever again
>>157555114clearly you haven't watched any of his plate appearances the past 2 months
>>157555115boone gets too much hate for a team full of DHs
mariners are going to walk in a run to end the game
cheat sox do it again
>>157555139I watch a full Mariners game when they play the Yankees
>>157555135Pete Fraud Assfuck
good god being a ms fan is pure suffering
>>157555143I mean, honestly, it works for the Yankees though cause the outfield is really small. You don’t really need that many fast guys most things are gonna be either singles or doubles in the gap but more or less anything that’s going to the outfield is gonna be a single cause the walls are so pushed in.
that mariners girl looked suicidal
>>157555139how about I only watch them in the postseason and continue to believe that Ken Griffey Jr. was God's gift to baseball? can we settle on that?
genuinely hope the mariners team plane crashes into the empire state building on their way home
>>157555136damage control cope kek
>>157555148so how about the seahawks?
Mariners
>getting walked off by Trevor Story Memeiners bros...
Okay I guess story deserves an apology, unc isn't totally cooked yet
HahahahaMariners Thank God I don't live in seattle.
>>157555151
>>157555164I love the script: the characters that returned from the IL are the ones that got the big hits
>>157555157>mariners>postseason
>>157555156She looked strung out. The tattoo confirmed it.
heard a neat little factoid the other day: the mariners are the only team to never appear in a world series
>>157555174have we already forgotten>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
>>157555006hatewatching the whitesox
>>157555157Astros are winning the AL West
>>157555139I have watched the mariners though
this is what Seattle gets for refusing to shake hands with Randy
Kelly bop
>>157555156
>>157555006White Sox Astros
>>157555189I can save her
>>157555180What .350 slg% does to a mf
Shaw bop
Mets frens we won! We won!!
>>157555202it was a good day, brother :)enjoy the rest of your day
I heard Ohtani tried to increase his slugging percentage by sprinkling salt around the batters box
Come on Chisox avenge the Mariners
Don’t me ask how I know, but let’s just say batters box means something else in softball
do you think rookies are pissed when their first home run is off a position player. the twins #1 prospect had what would be a big moment happen off "Zach Mckinstry"
>>157555120based x
I seriously, literally, unironically, non-jokingly hope that dan wilson gets stabbed to death by a homeless junkie and his final moments on this earth are pure agony
Kekwers
More like come in white socks
ohtani? best player of all time. unless you're a cuck!!
>>157555227He won you guys a chip, be nice!
>>157555234>cum in wide succs
Dan Wilson was that guy tom hanks was fuckin on that island
>>157555243it was instructions for a whacky party invitation you prevert
>>157555227it's really weird to say stuff like this. life is sacred. casually wishing violent death on people means you have been desensitized to God's miracle. you sound deeply unhappy. I urge you to reflect on your character so you are not full of terror and regret on your deathbed
Remember when Boone sent the Mariners to the World Series
m's lose!!
>>157555253I hope dan wilson is full of terror and regret on his deathbed, and I hope it happens soon
Turns out it’s not a good idea to confuse psilocybin for psyllium husk as a fiber supplement
>>157555253G*d isn’t real, your sky daddy has no power here.
If life is sacred why do the Mariners exist?
>troonriners
>nu>>157555275
>>157555189i look like this and post here
o's rockies is now on rain delay.
I thought pfaadt was supposed to be good, he’s looking like an italian chef tonight
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