Previously: >>157553584
'stros
doyers
The Vancouver Mariners...
O's
Should I go for a run tonight
I'm grateful to have a manager who has ran his team based off of his OOTP sims for 12 straight years and still somehow is guaranteed to keep his job despite having never won anything significant!
First for Dodgers
The Oklahoma City Mariners
say something nice about your PERFECT 5/5 New York Mets CLOSER, Kodaiiiiiiiiiiii SEEENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Whose side are they on any way?
>>157555296Lmao
My Os are in a weather delay. What should I watch?
>>157555298might need a name change
The Indiana Mariners
>Baltipoor can't afford a roof
The Bakersfield Mariners
This boy looking sharp since he got optioned.
>>157555300I like that he got the win for /ourguy/ Stock :)5 from 5 saves is impressive though, Kodai, well done lad
>>157555295yes
>>157555295You must not be a mariner
>>157555303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQM7qGI30I
>>157555309The game is in Colorado.
>>157555325Seattle is white and safe, not many other big cities can say that
the umpies are really trying to hose my white sox tonight
What’s up with pfaadt tonight?
>le 56% city
>>157555346Good lord that’s based
Come on White Sox please
>>157555298the OKC lightning since they came there after Thunder
>>157555356Get ready for more meatballs
>>157555356not if the umpies have anything to say about it
>>157555359PCA wouldn't have tattled like that, and I'm a dodgers fan
>>157555346that sounds like heaven compared to basically any other major city in the western hemisphere
Conforto bloppie!!!
baseball
>>157555359a disgusting act
>>157555359God I just want to breed Dinger
>>157555356We're coming for that #2 seed
>>157555356It's over.
>>157555377that's Lou Seal
I hear they put the #2 seed on hot dogs in Chicago
>>157555392They’re coming for that AL pennant
I thought the "Pope" Sox were supposed to be blessed? What happened?
fuck the sewers desu
>>157555397God I just want to breed Lou Seal
>>157555397
Its the fucking Angels for crying out loud
>>157555359dodgers managers and hating mascots, what's new?
Mike Trout and Tim Salmon are quite nutritious
>>157555403By their standards, they are blessed.
>>157555412If a player doesn’t want to play for the GREATEST ORGANIZATION IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS because of some facial hair then fuck him, go play for the Angels
They don’t call him puddin’ pie for nothing
>>157555418The Phanatic still has nightmares
Dbacks are toast. No gayoffs for Phoenix. Sad!
why so many huge blowouts lately?
>>157555440>Pfaadt throws more meatballsWhat can be done about this
>>157555443I’m getting blown out
>>157555412Angels can be a pesky team
It’s so peaceful here without the dodgers fans
White Sox are going down
>>157555443Teams are gassed at this point in the dog days, and managers are rationing good bullpen arms for games they have a real chance to win. If they fall behind 4 runs, they put some scrub and tell him he's going 3+ innings no matter what.
[VV]Cubs [W]in!gg brewers see ya tomorrow
>>157555462All I see right now are the Yankees playing soft as fuck
What do you call what Julio Rodriguez did today?
>>157555498epic fail
>>157555412Angels have decent starting pitching, but the moment Urena is out the game is free as fuck for the Yanks
>>157555498Cubs are too good. Dodgers ain’t it.
White Sox....bros...the bye......
>>157555515dominican moment
>finally does something>means nothing
berds
I will not get my hopes up for Colson to start contributing againI will not get my hopes up for Colson to start contributing againI will not get my hopes up for Colson to start contributing again
A
>>157555474she seems like such a ditz
>>157555555
Oh dang Ketel's back.
Cub em!
>>157555572/mlb/ loses again
>>157555474BBOOOOOOOBBBBAAAAAA
Trading LHP Eric Lauer might come back to haunt the blue jays....
>>157555574hope his (((inflammation))) went away
>>157555410RIP
>>157555591
>>157555572Nice haha
When is the rain going to stop in Colorado?
>>157555593yea her passing was a tough one, genuinely funny actress
What the fuck is Mune doing at first man
it was 0-1...
They need to add the auxiliary base at first already. You can't tell the runner that he needs to run on the right side of the line when the bag is on the left.
Zach Fucking Neto
KEK STANKEES
does Trout just hate the Yanks?
>>157555671It's their world series
>yankees
MIKE FUCKING TROUT
>stinkees
>>157555661>auxiliary base
It pisses me off, because nobody else loses to the Angels.
>>157555671Trout has been hot lately
>>157555681like the orange base they have in little league
>>157555676and there it is
>>157555681College 1st base
>>157555684that's baybawl
Will Flemming did nothing wrong
Okerrrt lol
>>157555684can confirm
I am so tired of watching Antonacci get on base and then watching Mune, Vargas, and Bene strike out.
>>157555684the phillies was losing to until the blowpen came out
stankeedoo 'em
>>157555703Well you're in luck. Grichuk came in for Beni last time around. Now you get to watch him strike out.
god damn this home plate ump has been atrocious tonight>>157555703at least you haven't had to watch Colson go 0-5 with 4Ks
Make it stop raining in Colorado plz
>>157555730They'll add a roof once Walmart buys the team
are the cubbies for real?
>>157555730I would like it to rain here.
Okay, there's one.
>>157555734Yes
Red Sox broadcaster wants the pitcher to fight Jazz Chisholm Jr.
>>157555734They have 3 blowout wins in the last 2 weeks, and they are 4 for their last 11.
>>157555734unless they fall short to the doyers in the NL pennant series
>>157555754Why are you using a picture of a monkey when posting about Jazz?
>Angels pitcher is named Urethra
Let's go Padres!
>>157555771
Wonder what kinda deal Jazz gets. Unless Bo opts out, he's gotta be the best position player on the market right?
>>157555734>outscore opponents 86-45 in the past 10 games>go 3-7just cubby things
and the Yankees re-activated their cheating tactics
spencer jones is the next aaron judge
>>157555775you now remember pooholes played in anaheim
>>157555801when he goes 50-50, then you'll see some serious shit.
angels just need 10 wins to avoid a 100 loss season(a franchise first)
>>157555819You think he takes a shorter "prove it" deal to get a massive payday?
i didn't watch baybaw today but ima still post and larp em ell bee status
I think this game is it. Losing this one is the end for me. No reason to pull Spier when he is dealing for Bazardo. Can’t score a lead off triple. Don’t play smart and keep the tie run in front of you in the 9th. 1 run off bases loaded with no outs.Edit: Fuck forgot I was going to Bark at the Park on Thursday. At least my golden retriever won’t know this team is shit.
whats going on here lol
Are these the Yankees or the Mets?
does having a gf with big milky tits help you hit more home runs?
>>157555847juicing, iykwim
will it be a sign of teams getting better or worse this year if we somehow manage to have no team lose 100 games this year
>sewers lostmy doyers winning on days off
>>157555857conversely, no teams will win 100ergo, no need for cap
>>157555847>studies have shown it literally increases your baseline t leveltechnically speaking yes
>Caballerror
this just cements judges mvp imho
Gakt wheeze kek lol
>>157555883Historic October performances should be considered when awarding the MVP.
>>157555836Hard to tell ain’t it
>>157555888rip all of trout and ohtani's mvps
yanks should've sold at the deadline
>>157555894it's a shame how he's washed already at 35
>>157555754i was listening to sox radio today and they said throwing at batters is a good strategy and it's a shame pitchers stopped doing it
Yankees should have tanked for the #1 overall pick
>>157555900I honestly doubt more pitchers have the control to pitch up and inside. they've traded control of their fastball for velocity and movement on their changeups
>>157555346>Asian: 17.8extremely important distinction between the subgroups here
is Jacob deGrom's peak the best pitching showcase in recent memory? maybe since prime Pedro?
Yankees wasted all their bats for those 16 runs last night.
>>157555905>seattle is a tech capitalprobably same as San Jose and Vancouver
>>157555907does degrom have the record for fastest pitch ever?
>>157555900Funny how in the entirety of the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry, it has only been the Red Sox who have thrown at Yankee batters, and never the other way around.
>>157555913Chapman hit 106
>>157555923how about miz?
>>157555928105.5Chapman's fastest is 105.8
>>157555928>>157555932back in the 80s, Nolan Ryan was throwing 108or so my dad was saying
It's O time... Again!
>>157555474Who dat
did Jeter make people think the yankees knew how to develop a shortstop? feels like yankees shortstops commit more errors than any other team
I don’t even want Dan Wilson fired. I want him investigated. Gambling for the Mariners to lose is the only thing that explains the 10th end unless he’s I don’t know brain dead.
>>157555959their manager doesnt have the balls to make his players work on fundamentalsfuhgeddaboutit
Come on Dan say some shit like “this is unacceptable from our defense, we’re not playing like a playoff team”. Don’t just fuckin say “tough one”. I can’t believe he fuckin said “tough one”, TWICE. This is beyond tough, Dan. Grow some fuckin fire. Hold your team accountable to their performance, especially when it’s shit.
>>157555905it’s all japs and chinks, barely any jeets or seamonkeys
For those looking who to blame:1) Dan wilson for consistent failure in decision making, leadership, and this loser culture.2) DJ Pleno: His regression both at the plate and on the field is on him. Yes he has horrific coaching, but he has clearly made no effort to improve year over year (as proven by his YoY declines since his rookie year).3) Bazardo: He is awful, yet Dan continues to run him out there. Mentally weak, mentally checked out.4) Dipito: Arrogant beyond belief, despite failures at the big league level to do anything meaningful. Hired Dan Wilson. Cannot build a productive lineup. 5) Stanton: Greedy, garbage human being that only cares about profit and scams a passionate fan base.
I've seen 100 loss Ms teams.I've watched my alma mater go winless in football.I've suffered through decades of terrible sports across the board.This is my least favorite team of all time. Its not that close either.
>>157555986Instead of spamming reddit shit here, how about you just close this tab and stay there
>>157555827>No reason to pull SpierAre you Spierspie?
CABALLERROR AGAIN KEK
That’s the Dan Wilson special. Why in gods name do you intentionally load the bases with one out? Especially when that pitcher just got back from his IL stint *today*? Why take out relievers who were doing good for one that’s been struggling lately? We actually had decent offense today and his terrible decisions tipped us to a loss.He has to be fighting orange cats for control of the brain cell.
WALBERT UREÑAwhat a great game for him
>jeetleaf is a redditor predictable
>>157556008He does this in /hoc/ too
>>157556007>random shitter has a career game against the YankeesBINGO
>https://x.com/sdutKevinAcee/status/2094632954450378850ETHAN SALAS BEING CALLED UP. WE ARE SO BACK CHADRES BROOOOO!!!!!
>>157556017>random shitterHe's going to get ROTY votes. He won't win but he's been great all season
>>157555986Leave Big Mike alone!
I just want everyone to know that Peraza was rancid dog shit on the Yankees so that’s why they traded him for “cash considerations”.
>>157556017>random shitterUrena is genuinely good
>>157556022With Joe and Pivetta coming back soon, the Chihuahuas will have lost all their players. What will chihuahuabro say?
>>157556026Sorry I don’t follow Anaheim baseball and didn’t know who Wilmer Urethra was.
>>157556036He was traded for Wilberson De Pena who's in your top 30 prospects. Do Yankee fans not know their own team?
>>157555939Didn't they change the way they gun measures velocity now? I wouldn't doubt it if Nolan threw harder based on current readings
>>157556041Well you certainly know who he is now.
>>157556048Why would anyone care?
>>157555993Shouldn't you be a Jays fan
>>157556067Why would a baseball fan care about their team's farm system? Is this a serious question?
>>157556059That’s cute but I still don’t.
>>157556036>rancid dog shitisn't that tautological? it's like saying "unmarried bachelor"
>>157556074I would consider seeing a doctor, not being able to retain information you learned within the past 2 hours and a half hours could be a sign of cognitive decline.
Post 'em
>>157556073im the biggest baseball fan here and i have no idea what a farm system is. real fans just watch the games as presented and dont waste time on things outside the actual playing of the games
>>157556087I didn’t watch that game lol. You should go to the doctors and apply for a job. You’d be a perfect shrink.
>>157556088gay, gay, based, performative, fuck off, FUCK OFF
Being a yankee fan is already a sign of cognitive decline lmao
>>157556088respect
>>157556083Shouldn’t you know what it is?
>>157556093Thanks for the vote of confidence!
>>157556100Better luck next time!
once Salas is up, all our top prospects are going to be low A guys we won't see for years...
>>157556089> im the biggest baseball fan heresource?
GRISSOMHALOS LEAD 9 TO 1
High IQ bullpen move by Boone to lower Bednar’s value for free agency.
>>157556098the question was posed rhetorically to maintain politeness, dear human
>>157556083Yankee fans are confirmed bachelors
>>157556107Enjoy it while it last. Hitler’s pitching tomorrow
umps getting all the calls wrong in denver
>>157556094
>stankees killing their season to make sure the halos don't have their first ever 100 loss season
>>157556114Isn't that passive aggressive? That’s antithetical to politeness.
CMO KNOCK INS ANOTHER ONEHALOS UP BY 9
>>157556122He's actually pitching on Wednesday
>>157556129the passive-aggressive tone was not intended, noble human. this one offers this one's sincere apologies if such a tone was subjectively perceived
david shitting the bednar lol
>>157556140Angels took the bullpen game and burnt their top guy. Detmers versus Schlittler will be a blowout game and whoever the angels start tomorrow is ass.
>>157556144Ok, animal. Your low grumbling is tolerated. Keep moving less you want a ribbing, foul creature.
gn
Nice play Gunnar
>>157556160nasty little hobbitses
>>157556161gn buddy I hope you hit a game 7 walkoff moonshot in your dreams
/mlb/ wins!jankees losesay the line!
Frustrated isn't the goddamn word for it! This is bullshit! You screwed me! Everybody screwed me! And nobody does a goddamn thing about it. Nobody in the league cares, nobody in the locker room cares. So much goddamn injustice around here! I've had it up to here!Everybody knows it! I know it! Everybody knows it. We should be the World Series champion! Everybody just keeps turning a blind eye. You keep turning a blind eye to it. I got that Poodrepaco, he turns a blind eye to it. Everybody in that goddamn locker room knows that I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be! If you don't like it - tough shit!
>>157556185read the roomthis is a /jazz/ gennywe are all in mourning
>>157556185that was a tough one
>>157556192Wow, that’s a creative statement. Did Grok only write the last few sentences for you?
>>157556124based, based, probably gay, probably based, probably gay, fair enough
Angels Win!Lot of offense, great pitching from our guys. Lowest starting rotation ERA in a month since April of 1982 wow.GG Yankees.
>>157556088
>>157555786umadres!
>>157556207I dont watch movies so i just chose something I remember being a cozy watch
>>157556173I'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Turner
>>157556106he weighs 400 lbs
>favorite teamMets>favorite foodkhua gling or a bigass steak>favorite movieInterstellar or The Matrix Reloaded>favorite playerCarson Benge>favorite drinkwater>favorite fetishsloppy French kissing in missionary
The Yankees had the worst night of any team in MLB tonight. Nobody else had it worse.
>>157555972>>157555986It’s a mix between Dan Wilson’s lack of accountability and mental errors. The Yankees go through it too. Boone and Volpe for years were inseparable no matter how poorly Volpe’s played.
99 pitch dropping that fast is retarded
Why didn’t the Mariners spend 2-3 million on Geno when he went on waivers?
>>157556242uhh why are you using slurs
break out game for Moore
>>157556238Scott Servais 2.0, I’m glad Servais got beat up by the Angels. Dan is gonna have his moment. They are both too pacifist. Boone at least goes out there and yells at the umps with fire. The mariners never had that. They need someone from the outside to manage them. Too bad Dipoto just wants a puppet.
filthies kek
>>157556259Your favorite food is dog diarrhea with undigested carrots?
>>157556227Is sloppy French kissing in missionary something that feels good in the heart
Sneks... sneakin??
>>157556257The Mariners need a new culture. Clean house and call up Sloan/Anderson.
bleh
>>157556267Yeah it means the girl is super into you. Anyone can fuck. But swapping oodles of spit while deep massaging each other's tongues and exploring each other's mouths is special
>>157556278I’ve never done that and never will
>>157556259I can tell—it looks delicious.It’s a beef stew that has been simmered slowly.
>>157556259>>157556278Holy LARP
>>157556275They just won a superbowl. That’s what they need to huddle around. Make it a city of champions. Like Boston did in the 2010s. Fuck it.
>>157556281Are you afraid of cooties
>>157556293You will win a maximum of 54% of games and you will be happy
>>157556296I’m much more grown up than that. I’m afraid of intimacy and eye contact
>>157556301It happens. You'll come across a girl who's gonna be a straight shooter with you and lead the dance. All you gotta do is say yes
>>157556299With all the Dipoto talk, I'm surprised the 54% comment after the 2023 season hasn't been brought up yet.
>Phillies somehow won a game with a one run lead without the pen giving up a single runWe really are in the endtimes.
I havent been with a woman in two years, shut up.
>>157556306When I think mariners I think 54% and that one exec/minority owner who got caught being recorded talking too honestly about the team. Back in like 2021 I think
>>1575563094 years and 2 months here. I let myself go and now only chubbies of the gentler sex make a pass at me. I don't feel good enough about myself to flirt with girls I find hot
>>157556259Based choice of film
>>157556307Why is Nola good now
>>157556317Same reason why Wheeler is now shit. Would say Suarez, but then I forgot he was on the Red Sox now.
>>157556309I haven’t ever had sex and I’ve been married for a little while now
Late to the game tn but >stankeedoo ‘em>sewers And a couple of keks too
>>157556173>digimon the movieHoly based. If your team had a digimon who would it be?
HOLY FUCK !!!
>>157556313The Mariners are basically doing a soft rebuild next season and I don’t think you can sell their fan base on that because the last rebuild didn’t work
Mooooooo
I attempted suicide about 12 years ago. Did it on the night the royals came back against the A’s in the wild card game. Was a pretty nutty morning waking up and seeing that they won and also going to the clinic
Os win! 69-69. Gg Rockies. Hell of a catch by Cowser
>>157556343I saw that, what the fuck.
Hhhoolllyyyyy cccooowwww
holy shit
>>157556355I make this face
Could Trent Grisham be the starting CF for any other MLB team?
>>157556359when youre sucking dih lol
>>157556022>using x.com instead of twitter.now
>>157556341Hope you're doing much better now anon
>>157556367Disgusting, delete that link you pedophile
>>157556377>only one of those turned into a hyperlinkexposing yourself, chud
Bullet to your head or front flip into Lake Michigan off a light house?
>>157556389>faggot just called Lake Indiana "lake michigan"
>>157556400It’s the Lake of Toronto now.
>>157556407it's always belonged to Gary, Indiana, sorry
For me it’s lake titty caca
>no doyer game>thread lasts for 24 hoursreally makes ya think
>>157556417>the educational state of the city of california
>>157556417It’s amazing how good and fun the thread is when there aren’t 400 posts spamming>mookie SLAP>singletani >poodres>that funky muncyetc etcMaybe doyerpacos should just have their own threads from now on
and just like that, the o's will never be below a .500 ever again.
postani
>>157556417Ah I was wondering why this thread was full of actual baseball discussion instead of low iq brainrot spam
>>157556440more like poostain i
>Cubs were actually worried about BregmanGuy always is subpar in the start of the season and ramps up his play, saw it in Houston. He’s probably the most consistent player in baseball. If Bregman can keep up this work rate for the rest of his career, he could be an outer circle hall of famer. He’s certainly a hall of very good player right now.
>>157556448What if his name was Bergman and he was Jewish?
>>157556429
>>157556474Bregberg?
>>157556474Then he would be bad at baseball
Nah, /mlb/ is at the same intellectual level as always
>>157556474didn't he play for israel in the world baseball classic?
im a cubs girl
>>157556490>Nah, /mlb/ is at the same intellectual level as alwaysHere, take a look at this
>>157556500whats your problem?
>>157556448It was fake cubs fans who overreacted to him, Since the day we signed him I've been grateful he's on our team
>>157556429kek
>>157556429>>157556443real
>>157556486Member all those weird israeli propaganda shows advertised on fox during the WBC?
The Mariners are trash.
>>157556617pot and kettle moment there poojeet
>Memeiners
>>157556429all those buzzwords are posted by one guy with multiple IPs
>>157556443its because they literally go and post their brainrot spam on /vt/ instead>BAU BAUI'm not even gonna pretend to know what else they say
>>157556640
>>157556663CAREFUL, THEY'RE RUFFLED
>>157555984lol >>157555909
>>157556313What did they say
>>157556317even year Nola, bitch>tfw I already posted the Sickos pic in this thread :(
>>157556731openly admitted to service time manipulation iirc
>>157556747Jomboy got hiz azz!
What if the Cubs are cheating
>>157556872my cubbiegirl cheats on me :(
THESE FUCKING BIRDS
the orioles need to change all batting contracts to bonus per run these spastics are taking the piss.. if not for pete alonso we'd never score
>baltipoor
>4 game series between O's and Bostonred sox sirs do the needful
>>157557212what do these stats mean? i still dont understand them i just know that baltimore finally won 3 games in a row instead of winning one then losing two over and over. I think I heard the commentary in a game say that we have one of the best pitching teams but have the lowest batting rate but like i said i dont know anything about stats
>>157557244good morning
>>157557244that's the american league wildcard race. The top 3 go to the playoffs. I cropped out the top 2 because nobody likes those teams
Cleveland is an above-average hitting team!(since the trade deadline...)
>Cubs put 17 on the best pitching staff in baseballHow kino would Cubs vs. White Sox be?
>>157557244they have the same amount of games won, and a delta of 1 loss. so baltimore is (69-69+68-69)/2 games behind cleveland.
>>157556355
>>157557498me on the left
Jays-Indians tonight
>>157557747Sanjays vs themselves kek
>>157557747Yikes
>>157557755Kek
>>157557569
>>157556543> weird israeli propaganda showsIsn’t that just all tv
>>157557747O you know it smell crazy in there
>>157557802Need a good soijak for this anyone got an extra laying around?
jizz primate
>>157557879I’m told Jizz Sr is the missing link
>>157557879you just done a racism you piece of shit
yeah im thinkin we sweep the dodgers
most valuable player: ohtanimost villainous predator: pca
>>157556543
>>157557879That is racist and not needed
>>157556672fun fact, that was based on an actual event when buzz aldrin opened a bag of chips on the shuttle and then went everywhere
>>157556872then they'd be doing a really shitty job of itI'll remind you>go 3-7>outscore opponents 85-35 in that spanwhich again tells you why RD is a dumb metric in baseball
>>157557975what value do you add when you go 0-5 most games?
>>157558032ohtani allows us to dream
why isn't there a webm of Cower's catch?
>>157558111I hate when people misuse this meme, like they've never seen the show. How does the dad represent the "other" side? He's criticizing his son for not being like Bart - excited to see edison museum
>>157558111it's on reddit
>>157558132but I'm not
>>157558135Give it up fool, we’re all on Reddit.
>>157555890No. Bad fielding means it must be the yankees
>>157557969Are you east of East St. Louis?
>>157558132Wtf? I came here to discuss baseball. Someone post the catch so we can talk about baseball
>>157558154What's your reddit username?
>>157558197Catch this! *braaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157558111I like that you made it so it looks like he knocked the hat off his head, added effort. Either that or you just suck at paint...
A lot happened in baseball yesterday, and instead of posting fangraph articles or jomboy videos, this place is farting around. It's disappointing. For comparison, I am an active poster on the Mariners subreddit. On there we talk about all the games, different strategies, the next pride celebration, and occasional off the wall stuff like our favorite scene from Sandlot. I think this place would be a lot better if the mods actually removed off topic and offensive posts (no Jazz is not a monkey).
>>157558250I like how they try to make it seem like he jumped 500ft in the air, that wall is only 6' high
Rockies: ready to have your other eye pecked out?
pca has aids
>>157558269Cowser is 6'3" you fucking moron
I wanna hear Hunter Gaddis' walkup song in the playoffs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN0UkJwwok4
>>157558269???
>>157558250Aww hell ya
>>157558284not even an NBA level dunk, sorry
>>157558273are you positive?
Conceptually how can one breed with fertile Japanese women to produce strong baseball playing sons
Cubs Make History at Wrigley: The Chicago Cubs capped a record-setting August with a 17-3 rout of the Brewers, setting a team and single-game record with nine home runs, including three from Alex Bregman.Pete Crow-Armstrong (14 HR) and Alex Bregman (12) are just the 3rd different pair of teammates in MLB history to each hit 12+ HR in a calendar month. June 1960 NYYMickey Mantle (12) // Roger Maris (14)July 1961 NYY Mickey Mantle (14) // Roger Maris (13)August 1999 TEX. Rafael Palmeiro (15) // Ivan Rodriguez (12)JesseRogersESPN · XChicago Cubs reporter for ESPN
>>157558316they all do porn until they're past their breed-by date and then settle down with a rich chinese businessman
>>157558323crumbs need to apologize to bregman
>>157558316
>>157558323who is Ivan Rodriguez?
>>157558356Pudge rodriguez
>>157558267all of my this
>>157558382>>157558356
>>157558323So it turns out the whole team was using PEDs—what a shame
turn off your vpn if you want a repry
>>157558397He played catcher
Wowee the Cubs did a wallop wazoo!
>>157558270Reckie pecked at my brown eye
>>157558406at least he isn't still running his screenshots through a translator
>>157558316>platform sandals dropped
>>157558454>droppeddropped what?
>>157558460I don’t know
>>157558250I really wish he could have made this catch against any team other than the Rockies. I feel bad for Dinger. However, that is a 425' fly out. Don't think you can have a longer out in today's game
>no day games
>>157558250Hard to think of a better catch all season. What was his window of opportunity? a quarter of a second? fucking ridiculous.
>>157556343That catch was unbelievabUUUULLLL
>>157558481at coors field that is the equivalent to a 375' flyout
>>157558250
>>157558250Fucking nuts dude, what a fucking catch
>>157558497Also the scenario for this catch is crazy. It's the difference between a win and a loss for a team that is in a tight wildcard race.
>>157558250>yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I go myself into this mess!
>>157558537Bro is about to turn into the joker
>>157558250Literally everyone on the field is trying to process what just happened
>>157558250this drivel is what constitutes a "webgem" nowadays.. embarrassing
>>157558537trim those sideburns
>>157558323cubs broke those records!
>>157558557based b8spie
Rockies are so bad the Broncos are trying to literally distance themselves from them by moving their stadium across the street
Ketel is based
>>157558570Denver is such a depressing city, I don’t get it. I was just there and it was full of junkies and blighted buildings and just dead sidewalks.
>>157558505delete this now
>>157558641ai slop
>>157558599Slurce
>>157558599who killed all their sidewalks :[
I was chilling at the library yesterday posting on da chanz when this black guy with a receding hairline sat down next to me. He had a bunch of books about baseball so I tried to chat him up as a fellow fan but he was very short with me saying he had a test to study for. Didn't want to bother him after that, thanks for reading my blog.
>>157558704Wtf is this guy's problem?
>>157558704>mike mussina superfan
my jaysies :)
>>157558704sometimes i hate it here
>>157558599Colorado is extremely unwalkable in the cities. Just 500mph cars flying around constantly
>>157558704>yankeejohnnys
>>157558704this picture raises so many questions, especially why he is actually upset at whatever situation is taking place?
>>157558704it gets worse the longer you look at it>london, england in the background>dude wearing a los angeles shirt>Duran already at 16 pitches and not getting pulled
>>157558722Denver should be awesome and lively. It’s just decrepit. Very depressing. Pretty good food scene though.
>>157558749I dunno, it's kind of a thing at concerts to go out of your way to wear some other band's shirt for some reason too
>>157558722>he wants to bike and walk and doesn't like fast carswhy are you even American?
>>157558808You're on thin ice pal
>>157558808stay in your own language's imageboards paco
another scorcher
>>157558805I hate it when I'm going like 90 and I see a turn coming up
>>157558831
Vamos dodgers!
>>157558863
>>157558823
>>157558777it's normal to plug other bands by wearing their shirts at shows. the performers themselves do the same shit.
>>157558777don't be that guy!
>>157558944one of my favorite joe rogan movies
>700 mirrion dorrar pre prus tippu
>wins a wildcard spot on the last day of the season
>>157559105You gotta get behind the mule in the morning and plow
It will be a crime if Kevin Cash does not win manager of the year.Everybody predicted the Rays to be last in the AL East this year and not only are they first but they're leading the entire AL and 2nd in all of baseball.
>>157559132He's the best manager in the AL and does more with less than most other managers. He should win unless the Guardians go on a run and they give it to Stephen Vogt again.
>>157559132Nobody cares who wins MOY
Happy birthday to Freddie Moncewicz, who had one at bat for the 1928 Red Sox.He struck out.
>>157559132managers dont do anything newfag
>>157559132sounds suspicious when you put it like that
does this mean she's actually a doyer fag?
>>157559297I believe that is a chargers uniform
>>157559315do you still think the chorgers are in san diego?
>>157559394Do you think that the chargers have any fans in LA?
And I'm proud to be an American, wherw atleast I know I'm free...
>>157559413More than they had in San Diego.
>>157559447Not really.
>>157559447your sister is more desireable
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157559439they have people who help you cheat on the test
Can Trent Grisham be the starting CF for any other team?
>>157559505>>157559447it's a cartoon, seek help
>>157559568it's an open book test, actually. despite what you may have heard, they want people to become citizens, it generates taxes
>>157559518*sniff*
>>157559439He should have applied for Canadian citizenship. It's better. I wish I was a Leaf.
>>157559608dey already pay taxes
>>157559624Hey it's O-urgay
>>157559629gonna be the same soon anyway 51st state
>>157559439>Pass citizenship test>Get deported
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS LITERALLY A CHEETO
What is the MLB equivalent of this?
>>157559439I'll do the same once the Orioles win the world series and I decide to finally move to Baltimore.
>>157559646deranged>>157559641reminds me, are the feds rounding up iranians? they keep violating our treaties
>>157559439based geno
ive got moles
>>157559673laser surgery
>>157559673Are they digging up your garden?
>>157559673And I've got Avogardos number
Cubs cheated.
>>157559751I'm a Brewers fan and I don't think the Cubs are cheaters
>>157559751I'm a Reds man and I think the Cubs are clean as a whistle
>>157559629No one said anything nice about Canada during the world cup. People had a good time in the u.s. and even many said the Mexican cities were very accommodating hosts.
>>157559868Canada has lost so much aura in the past few years
>>157555409yiff in hell furfag
I think there are false flagging Cubs fans in this thread...
>>157559935I'm literally a girl though
>>157559960>>157559960>>157559960/nu/
>>157559629>It's better. I wish I was a Leaf.No you don't. Their country is beautiful, but there's fuck all to do there and the job prospects are shit.
