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Mindbreaker Sub Edition

Headlines
Steelers won't negotiate with CB Porter in-season
Broncos OLB Cooper pleads not guilty to charges
Nabers feeling 'good' but mum on playing Week 1
Cowboys waive Milton, name Howell backup QB
Jets tab rookie Klubnik instead of veteran as QB2
Minter backs K Loop as Ravens add competition
Newly acquired Jones to vie for Cowboys' RT job
Donald signs 1-year deal, rejoins 'complete' Rams

BONUS: exclusive footage of Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett walking onto the field together:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5JTFcJ3bm34&is=3DaQdLdqooshOETQ

Go Rams!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=vTABPqiYJC4&is=rVuRGnbAUOM5GdF6

Bussy Isnt Real Timmy
Thats a Mans Ass
And your a Faggot
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Chiefies rape Rammies and win 5th ring edition
https://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ?si=jEnzqtOaRQk9AlHR
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>another offseason of queef “fans” thinking the league is going to refball them to another Owl
Bro that shit is over with. Cuckm*tt is a bum with a dad bod with one knee behind a dogshit Oline and throwing to an old wigger. Find a new bandwagon already.
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How do I set this image as my profile picture on this site?
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>>157554631
Man ass > w*man ass
It just hits different.
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I accidentally burned my omelet :(
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>>157554695
some browning of the eggs really isnt a big deal as long as the cheese gets all melty
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>>157554689
>Hitting a womans ass
Your supposed to put your dick in there dummy
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>>157554695
Color = flavor. That's why I love sucking BBC
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>>157554705
It was more than brown in the middle, I definitely burned it. I tried to let it cook a little extra to be more solid because I accidentally added too many things to fill it, but I did it too long. Oh well, I ate it anyways, it tastes okay still.
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>>157554705
I don't give a good damn about the browning of the eggs
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Super Bowl will be Chiefs vs Rams
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>>157554734
chiefs are getting bounced in the divisional if they're lucky
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Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?
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>>157554744
Stop crying
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>>157554631
>kiwi making """jokes""" again
Any day now you'll admit to yourself what we all already know
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ALL I EVER WANTED
ALL I EVER NEEDED
WAS HERE
IN BO NIX
SCREENS ARE VERY
UNNECESSARY
THEYYYYY CAN ONLY LOSE YAAAAAARDS
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>>157554734
this but the bills and rams
donald goes down hurt in the first because hes old and gay
garrett goes to jail for trying to murder mason rudolph who is there for some reason
josh singlehandedly wins the game on a 4th quarter drive, buffalo burns to the ground and the seneca ghost curse is lifted
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My hair won't stay back in my chignon and keeps artfully falling in a strand down my face so I have to tuck it behind my ear.
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Cooking up a giant rack of st louis ribs for dinner.
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All joking aside, who is more likely to go 0-17, the Cardinals or the Dolphins?

The Dolphins are comically bad but they play the Jets twice and the Raiders.
The Cardinals are awful and their schedule is insanely hard.
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Namr a better practice squad. Protip you can't
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>>157554773
this is the queefie that calls everyone else a tranny btw
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>>157554759
Subscribe
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>>157554833
You sound like a seething tranny
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>>157554734
Only playoff teams can make it to the owl, silly. Chiefs shan't be there.
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>>157554820
hell of a psquad
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>>157554845
How many times have the Chiefs been a "playoff team" in the past 9 years?
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>>157554811
Dolphins get arch. Cards will be decent and go like 7-10
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>>157554865
>Cards will be decent and go like 7-10
There is a far greater chance they don't win a game before their bye week than they go 7-10
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>>157554865
imma need you to find 7 wins in their schedule
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(He's calculating) >>157554845 (be patient)
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>[Schefter] Bo Nix has aggravated the ankle injury he kept hidden from the team last season and is being reevaluated by trainers. He will be miss at least 3 weeks to start the regular season.

I'TS OVER
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>>157554899
that is not good
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>>157554898
It's impossible to be a loser or in bad spirits when you are a part of SKOL nation (like a Kang).
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>>157554899
You big fibber!!
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What the fuck is a "chignon"
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>Th-that's right! The Bo Nix era b-begins! W-we're winning the West from now on! You've just gotta BOlieve! Bronkanda Forever!
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>>157554734
Super Bowl will be Cowboys vs Eagles
>But Anon, how does that even wo-
He is gonna make the call. Who is he? Well...
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>>157554967
Why does he look so old?
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>>157554973
I've been telling you guys. He's literally Paxton Lynch. Age 32. I'm not joking
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>>157554926
It's like a manbun but not gay. Picture the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
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Reminder the Shitgulls lost to the Substationers at home despite two awful Purdy picks and Kittle going down early in the game.
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Why did they record this five years ago? Both Puka and Stroud have hair
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1w3h1wx/highlight_5_jaxon_smithnjigba_wr_seahawks_top_100/
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>[Novig] 15 WRs caught a pass from Patrick Mahomes during his Super Bowl-winning seasons. Only three are still active in the NFL.
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>>157554994
squirts has a ring and stopped the queefs, something turdy and the 49jotos couldn’t do KEK
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>>157555027
Forgot pic
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What the fuck does Australia know about anything
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My name is Erik and I'm a bussaholic.
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>>157555055
Queef fans be like
>Blo Dix has never had a chance to post a passer rating in the teens in an Owl!!!
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49ers
Bang bang
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>>157555068
They can kick a ball
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>>157555086
Why did you just own your own self like this
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>>157554920
A team that has literally always lost?
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>>157555107
until they win =)
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>>157313197
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>>157555098
Imagine her little wolf mouth going up and down on your cock
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>>157555126
Blocked
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>queefs DESPERATE to try and make themselves part of the conversation
Your going one and done if your lucky lmaoo
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I want ice cream
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>>157555131
our rookies are all already elite, we're winning 15 games minimum
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>>157555131
I wouldn't advise using this filename again after February
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>>157555152
I do too. I ate eggs and sausage and now I don't feel good. I feel all gay and faggoty. What I want now is something sweet and creamy to settle my tummy. I want to slurp it and perhaps nuzzle it with my nose. Then I'd feel much better.
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Guy asked me if I agreed Rams were the best team in the league. I told him, "Buddy, they're not even the best team in Los Angeles."
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>>157555191
Still no super bowl appearance? :(
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>[Schultz] Sources: The Chiefs are signing former Eagles and Bills FB Ben VanSumeren to their practice squad. Former Super Bowl champion was waived by Buffalo as part of the final cuts.
Please be a good FB. Please be a good FB.
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>>157555153
>>157555172
Delusional Queefies
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>>157555242
>mutt shitford was cuckolded in the sweltering hot summer of 2007"
what happened here?
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Guy asked me if I agreed Black Sails was for gay men. I told him, "Buddy, there's not a lot of things I like more than gay men, and I'm the biggest Black Sails fan alive." Go Chorge go
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>mfw the rams gm is named "less sneed"
i thought our boards were a brotherhood you la faggots?
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I WILL freak the fuck out over every roster change
I WILL worry myself to the point of ulcer over the offensive line
I WILL think our season is saved once Nick looks decent in camp or if they trade for an O-lineman
I WILL set my expectations to the moon for this season
I will NOT learn my lesson
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Less Sneed
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>>157555258
>Snead Drafts Simpson
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>>157555048
Truly the duality of greatness. The kiwi (or as I like to call him the eternally raped bitch by mahomes) thinks the broncos with nix arent a superteam all the eagles with hurts. Both need hof receiver and the #1 ranked o lines and best defenses just to barely scrape by their opponents. Don't get me started on the whole bus rider situation the nfl is plagued with.
Nix will go 7-10 and get paid then the broncos will implode and become this years dolphins while my chiefs win their 5th and 6th rings.
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>>157555268
>just to barely scrape by
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>>157555250
We've won more owls in the past 7 years than you've been to little brother, pipe down
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>snead drafts simpson to seed and feed the rams for the next decade
Kino
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Joe Cox > gaydy
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>>157555283
At least Staffy got cucked early before the divorce rape
Tom always comes through in the clutch however
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>>157555274
Doesn't count like I said. If my chiefs weren't injured and hungover from the three owls they were in before they would've wanted to win it more desperately like a detoilet or another shitter would. Once it became clear we weren't winning we decided to have some fun instead unlike the eagles who got scared once mahomes got it close. Unlike our dynasty the eagles won't be returning anytime soon
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>>157555283
Foids deserve to be terrorized and tormented every so often just as a reminder.
When you dont do these things they start acting like this.
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There's a reason no team has ever 3peated. It was an asterisk owl. A cherry on top.
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>>157555310
Take a deep breath lil cely
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>>157555283
That’s >my QB re-establishing his dominance over that bitch.
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>>157555310
Bit rude, innit?
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>>157555315
my phins phinna phinish 3-14 LAND BITCH
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i can HEEM every fucking coastie in this thread
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>>157555327
Why does he have downs syndrome
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Mahomes has 3x the rings nix Allen and Lamar will have. The plan to keep them all from getting one hasn't fallen through just yet. With the help of our neighbor in the nfc the rams any team without mahomes will crumple against such a limeup.
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>>157555299
>cucked
they were broken up at the time, you dingus
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>>157555329
Your arteries are going to heem your circulatory system soon so it doesnt really matter
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>>157555334
black eyes, like a doll or hunter, evolution. maximum power.
>t.former U.S. Supreme Court judge
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>>157555342
>3x the rings nix Allen and Lamar will have
3x0=0 lil bro
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>>157555342
>Mahomes has 3x the rings nix Allen and Lamar will have
That implies that any of them will ever actually win a ring lmao
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watching SC2 series from 8 years ago Serral let's goooooo!!
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>>157555360
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>>157555350
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>>157555326
Neutralized and stonewalled by big Chiefs oline MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 'fraid so
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>>157555349
fuck off nerd
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>>157555369
>HMMMM fraid so
Until his brother shows up
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>>157555376
E-easy. B-bring it on, chumps
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Which are you looking forward to more next year Ramilia, defense or offense?
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/our/ girl is glammed up
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>>157555376
>two lebrons
>and they're both on the rams
this is too silly even for me
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>>157555383
do queefs fans conquer the plain like they conquered the faggy buffawoes? figured most were broncos or green bay (they have a lot of mexican fans in texas?) fans
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https://www.theaflstore.com.au/collections/afl-x-nfl-2026

are you fellas finna pick one up?
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>>157555283
It is literally the worst thing a woman could possibly say and I have difficulty understanding the lack of self awareness.
>Haha, isn't it so funny how I cynically fucked your friend/back up to make you mad to force you into marrying me?
>Haha, isn't it so cute how I viewed you (back up QB) as nothing more than a stepping stone to getting back to my 'true love'?
>Haha, isn't it so amazing how I manipulated everyone around me so I could marry someone who I thought was gonna be rich?
How do you not think about this before saying it? She humiliated Stafford (her husband), she humiliated his back up QB, and she humiliated herself AND SHE DID IT PUBLICLY.
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>>157555398
Me when kiwi posts
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>>157555376
>Two weird black nationalists on the same team who hate their white QB
lmao
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>chiefs were 3rd in the division behind the chargers and broncos
>both of them got better
>chiefs got worse
someone please explain how the chiefs are making the playoffs
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>>157555404
going to be a will smith situation, everyone loved him but it will turn
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is it gay for a man to have PIV sex with a woman?
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>>157555398
Feel like this would be a better suited cross over for the NRL, wouldnt it? isnt there more team name overlap there?
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>>157555414
Stop crying
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>>157555404
>she wanted stafford
>stafford didn't want her
>do what it takes to make stafford want her again
>they get married and have 4 kids

i don't see the problem
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>>157555414
There is also this weird belief that Mahomes will be 100% after his leg too which I just don't get. Have we seen Mahomes get an injury of this magnitude? He relies a lot on mobility and it was directly harmed by this, not only that but once you tear an ACL it becomes easier to tear it again. It is so strange that people automatically just write it off.
I am not even saying he'll definitely be bad, but it is like the guy has been putting up mediocre stats for 2 years now and then just came off a massive injury and has not played proper football since and it is like "Week 1, he'll be an MVP candidate I just know it."
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Quarterbacks like Mahomes don’t need knees anyway
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>>157555424
>vaginas are referred to as clams sometimes
>clams use shells
>clams are kind of like bones
>fucking a clam is like fucking a bone
>fucking a boner
sounds pretty fucking gay bro
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>>157555430
Maybe don't go around telling everyone about the men you fucked to make him jealous? If you don't see anything wrong with that, you might have a problem with social awareness. Even privately, this is a pretty humiliating story for Stafford. Your wife bragging about fucking other guys, even if it is because she really loves you, is so fucking weird.
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>even mina, a seahawks slut, recognizes that the rams are unstoppable

BOW DOWN
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>>157555389
You can tell she’s in love with herself
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The Denver Broncos. Many people are calling them “America’s Team”
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>>157555436
Incredible to type all this and not be trolling. I think your subreddit would be more your speed
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I hate life and I absolutely love making that everyone else's problem.
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>>157555447
they weren't together at the time so i don't see the problem. people in college have a lot of sex, except for you
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>>157555459
Based. I literally complain the entire time while I'm at work and always have the most depressing news and gore videos on my phone to share with people.
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>>157555459
serral just went up 1-0 against heromarine, will update
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>>157555459
You sound upset.
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>>157555444
can't argue with that logic. thanks for clearing that up. back to jerking guys off under the bridge for $15 a pop
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>>157555473
Is Starcraft 2 still super popular? I always got the impression that only Koreans play it nowadays.
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>>157555391
Aaron Donald played 10 seasons in the NFL and never had a PFF pass rushing grade under 90 for a season. Last year, Cam Hayward was the only DT in the NFL with a PFF pass rushing grade over 90 for the season. He’s 2 years older than AD btw
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Took a week and a half off work to watch all the week 1 games, cook ribs, and drink lots of beer. Literally better than the owl
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>>157555483
Fuck no. It died like 12 years ago.
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>>157555473
Me? I just shit in a queefies mouth. There will be no updates
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>>157555429
okay i did that and i'm still not seeing how the chiefs make the playoffs
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>>157555483
fuck no, i'm crossfaded posting while watching sc2 games from a decade ago at 32 years old, go dolphins by the way
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So there was a fancy tranny French tornado and now they're getting uppity on social media and acting like they know a tornado is like. How can my Chiefs beat their asses for this in football?
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>>157555450
>even some mid Asian chick who couldnt be a cocktail waitress has a shit opinion
Lol
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>>157555501
You can't just say you're not crying with tears in your eyes. Try again
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>>157555464
Bro, stop. You're dumb. If a man said this about a woman it would be unacceptable too. You don't go around telling people about the people you had sex with who aren't your husband or wife, what are you even on about? What woman would wanna hear their husband talk about them fucking their friend to make them mad? That is ridiculous.
>lol it all worked out in the end its okay :)
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>>157555510
My bad. I was pounding that shit way too hard last night.
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>>157555510
alcohol brutha
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>>157555455
You seem to know a lot about reddit, which ones do you personally recommend?
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>>157555503
TX gets more tornadoes than queefs country so don't know what youre uppity about either
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You guys are way too excited for a 35 year old man whos been out of the league for 2 years. Aaron Donald is old. He's way past his prime. Dont expect him to make an impact. People need to relax. The rams defense wont be anything special. He's rusty. He just signed with the rams. He missed almost all of training camp. He needs to get up to speed.
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>>157555508
i promise my eyes are as dry as it gets now, so you can tell me how the chiefs are going to somehow find themselves in the 2026-27 NFL Playoffs
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>>157555502
kino. want to tell me what series you're watching? we can watch together and it'll be like /scv/ all over again
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>>157555524
Ummmmm no tranny, Chiefs Kingdom is THE tornado country and everybody knows it, was Dorothy in Texas dumbass bitch? No, she was in canonical tornado country, which is Chiefs Kingdom. Embarrassing post.
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>>157555525
I am prepared to fade the hype. And I cant wait till they come to denver and get shit on by a real defense prepare to kiss the wall known as Patrick surtain poopa
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Soft Went the Bussy (Eulogy for a Queefs Fan)


I have little cummies all over my tummy
my little cummies were warm and runny
now they’re all crusty and musty

soft went the bussy
so soft went the bussy

No, the Queefs
Again, they are losing!!

I used to to get hard on /NFL/ Sundays
and this bussy could hardly contain itself

in the threads
In my pants
in public
in the air

I used to get hard on /NFL/ Sundays
but now my bussy is soft
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>>157555510
go I woke up with the worst stomach ache last time at like 4 in the morning and sat on the toilet pouring in pain pouring a cup of water out of my asshole.
Reminded me a lot of my personal hero, Patrick Mahomes and how he probably would have slurped it all with the greatest of ease.
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>>157555502
I liked day9 funday monday cheese.
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>>157555528
>so you can tell me how the chiefs are going to somehow find themselves in the 2026-27 NFL Playoffs
How about you tune in and find out you're wrong again like you were the past 8 times out of 9 instead of expecting me to tell a crybaby something it doesn't want to hear
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bengals-rams owl rematch btw
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>>157555546
>Nukes and Seuss
I loved Funday Monday too
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>>157555480
I'm always upset. My team sucks.
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>>157555565
thats a man
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>>157555551
i could be wrong but i would like to hear in your own words why you think so. i gave you my reasoning after all
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>>157555556
1 digit away from being taken seriously
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>>157555535
>Illinois 210
queefs-kun.....
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>mfw tua drops another snap while the phins pay for it
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>>157555369
Maybe on planet retard
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>>157555580
The season is about to start. It's enough talking. You ARE wrong, deep down you know it, and you can watch it happen in real time all season. Get your paper about refball fired up and ready to post.
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>>157555517
you're a fucking prude or a muslim. me and my partner have discussed our previous relationships and we've discussed it with friends too.
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>>157555598
i'm starting to think you don't have a reasoning
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I was told all summer that these hoes wanted a scamming ass nigga. Spend Dat shit
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>>157555602
lol heard some beautiful 18 year old talking to a friend about putting m&m's in her ass
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>>157555565
Thats a man
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>>157555556
Cowboys broncos
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>>157555587
Add up Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Iowa dumb tranny. That's Chiefs Kingdom.
Also Illinois gets little tranny tornadoes that nobody cares about, we get the fucking monsters.
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>>157555614
huh. guess I'll have to try that some time
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Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
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>Now here's a guy in Patrick Mahomes that exists because a black man put his giant black cock inside of a white woman's vagina and coomed deep inside of it causing pregnancy. It's a beautiful thing isn't it Mike?

What did Chris Collinsworth mean by this?
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>>157554973
Because he's wise beyond his years
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>>157555621
>Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma

shittiest kingdom since the congo free state
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Why do chiefs fans think about trannies constantly?
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>>157555590
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>>157555636
Wrong, tranny it's very kino and comfy. And we produce the highest quality Americans.
>>157555637
Seething tranny claws typed this post
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>>157555191
Kek
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>>157555648
49ers offseason summary
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>>157555191
>>157555657
Both me btw
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>>157555637
>the positives of a male and female without the negatives

if you were smart, you'd always be thinking about them too
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>>157555651
>that jaw
makes me think....
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>>157555204
Still not taking your meds?
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>>157555670
Also me
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>>157555651
>highest quality Americans

lol, lmao even
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Finna bouta them boys
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>Sleeping on Brian Thomas Jr. in fantasy
The shit defenses the Jags play this year are going to focus on Parker Washington after his BS Linsanity finish to the season and he's going to be overlooked a bunch until a good defense realizes it's retarded to leave a 6'3, 4.2 speed guy in single coverage
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>>157555713
Wrong general bro bro
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>>157555713
that would be great if he could actually catch the fucking ball
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>>157555697
Seething

Also btw these French trannies were NOT prepared for a tornado kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/tornado/comments/1vy44qz/direct_hit_from_the_tornado_in_pomas_hits_around/
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>he doesn't root for mina's chargies
couldn't be me
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>>157555722
ladies and gentlemen, this is why incest is illegal
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>>157555389
so what's the catch? she's crazy? rode the cock carousel too long?
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>>157555732
Google "Brad Pitt" on your RGB keyboard with your tranny claws and then get back to me.
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>>157555726
Mina needs to get her stupid ass off the internet and go fight for her man. She is losing him fast
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>>157555732
my parents are 2nd cousins and I turned out fine
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>>157555741
>rode the cock carousel too long?
Pretty much, she is 40 something years old and is still trying to thirst trap on social media.
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>>157555464
It's really Stafford's fault for marrying the team whore. Of course Stafford is a modern western man who loves whores and those of peculiar skin tone. That's why I hired Sub-Zero to assassinate Matt Stafford during the Rams trip down under. People think Sub-Zero is banned in Australia. They're about to find out Sub-Zero goes here he damn well pleases.
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>>157555525
This

Aaron Donald just came back after sitting on the couch doing nothing for a couple years. Like you said he missed the entirety of training camp. That defense wont be coordinated in the early weeks so they will play like shit for awhile as they figure out who needs to go where in certain situations. 35 is ancient for nfl players. He'll look sloppy for a while and will need time to get back into playing shape and shake the rust off. Maybe it'll be better at the halfway mark but I doubt it.
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>>157555713
I drafted him twice he's a sorta /myguy/ but he did have a kinda brap season in 2025
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Hate this bitch
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>>157555765
Ive seen enough. Thats a man.
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>>157555741
If shes working in sportcasting and doesnt look like ramona shelburne then they are more than likely whores using pussy as payola for interviews and soundbites
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>>157555630
not if we can help it
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>>157555765
Her blowjob video is impressive
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>this is a 10/10 in chiefs kingdom

grim
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What happens if Elijah Zion Bieniemy breaks out of prison and comes for patti next?
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>>157555781
seriously, she wanted his cum so bad
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>>157555785
That's a man
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trannies? where? like exactly where? so i make sure i avoid them of course
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I took my hair down and now I can't see a thing.
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>>157555788
he's like a black version of that aurora movie theater shooter
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>>157555785
i can fix her
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My team lost in the NBA Finals and it still hurts. Idk if I can take my NFL team sucking too.
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>>157555788
>Be black
>Somehow win the lottery and actually have a present father
>Lightning miraculously strikes twice, he is also a millionaire
>Still end up with nigger head face tattoos
>Chimp out so badly you gun your own mother down in da crib for direspeckin
Purely socioeconomic factors by the way
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>>157555817
I'm sure more fentanyl will help with that.
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>>157555829
I older I get, the more I understand why people abuse drugs. Life sucks.
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>Carrying 4 QBs
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>>157555785
Aunt Teresa??
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Why did the chiefs do so well in 2022-2023?
Why did the chiefs get blown out in SB LIX and didn't come close to making the playoffs in 2025?
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>28 Canadians made an NFL roster this year
What can we do about this?
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>>157555849
USAID ended
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>>157555849
Biden and the ccp were running america so the China colored team was fraudulently propped up
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Do you think Travis and Jason wife swap?
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>>157555866
Holy shit.....
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subhuman vaxxcattle chiefeces bros….shes writing the divorce album..
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>>157555838
I'm genuinely sorry I was being a dick. Self induced misery angers me. I sincerely hope you learn to decouple your mental wellbeing from a pack of nearly retarded millionaires playing a game.
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>>157555872
>Literally steaming because she isn't getting enough big Kelce cock
This isn't the headline you think it is............................................ tranny
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>>157555869
And when trump got his hooks back in to the system the american eagle raped the ccp chiefs on live TV
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Might have a quick goon to Ann mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
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Tranny eagle
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>>157555872
3 days without cock from Chad, mental breakdown. This is standard woman cope.
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>>157555866
Delete this.
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>>157555881
>Going on tropical vacations while her husband is at training camp
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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queefies what is your best tornado video. I'm going down a rabbithole
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>>157555896
Idk there are a lot. This one is pretty good, this KWAB records until he's physically hit. His wife died.
https://youtu.be/Rk5Y2biSpog?si=qnR9q50XdH4-3o0D

In this one a semitruck KWAB driver blissfully drives right into the end of the Joplin tornado and at the end you can hear his semi get sucked out of an underpass, rolled down the street and briefly carried by the roaring tornado.
https://youtu.be/TcUkArSFiIc?si=8TJjrNIdtPTfiqgZ

I like this one because it shows how terrifying tornadoes sound. This is the Joplin tornado destroying the city just a few miles away
https://www.reddit.com/r/tornado/comments/1o00zp5/one_of_the_lesser_known_videos_of_the_may_22_2011/

Go Chiefies
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Name my band /nfl/
>Garrett the only player in this image we didnt draft
Reminder
Dont run when it comes
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>>157555929
Faggot Mongrels™
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>>157555929
the zestin' crew
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>>157555929
some friendly advice perhaps limit how much you say
>Don't run when it comes
some faggot OKCfag in /nba/ was saying that and he ended up looking like the biggest retard
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>>157555925
Jesus fuck that second one is absolutely bonechilling
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>>157555942
Statmutt ran when it came
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>>157555929
The B Block Bussy Bumpers
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>>157555945
It didn't take me 6 years into my Chiefs chungus life before I heard that sound.
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>>157555929
Four Niggers and The Youngcuck
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>>157555942
Yeah I know about him its sort of an homage if you will. When he first used it everyone shat on him for it including me and thought the nuggers or pups would take the West until the OKC Bombing won it all, last year was hilarious tho. Really should have figured out Wemby >>>Chet alot sooner and bowed out gracefully but thats what happens when you get high on delusion.
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>>157555985
Cute!
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>>157555436
nobody outside of tornado alley takes the chefs seriously. their wr core is a punchline and offensive line is in shambles as they're currently picking up anybody with a pulse, meanwhile their 1st rd left tackle who sat out last year for personal reasons has a bad back now lol. vegas has them at 10.5 wins and they were flooded with under money
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>>157555963
Were you inside it like that? That's what's fucking me up about it
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jump on board before this train leaves the station
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>>157556010
No I've never been inside one, I actually thought you mean the third video my b. If you get sucked up in a real and not a tranny tornado you're almost certainly going to die. Even just by suffocation.
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>>157555929
if that last guy had two numbers on his jersy it would have been a phone number
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>>157554631
Present it.
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>>157554714
Go Eagles btw
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>>157556004
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>>157556024
How do i look??
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>>157555464
>people in college have a lot of sex, except for you
I didn't either...
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Kiwi? Sandwich.
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>>157554873
>rams twice
>seahawks twice
>NFCE
>AFCW
The only three teams they should even have a chance to beat are the Raiders, Saints, and Jets. The Giants may already be dead by Week 4, but every other team SHOULD beat the Cardinals if they're even half as good as we think they are.
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>>157556076
*offers you two slices of bread with my erect penis between them*

Hahaaa right here bro!!
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>>157556082
Straightest Boliever
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>>157556004
you should replace this with vikings and ravens fans who are infinitely more delusional these days
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Just move away from the tornado bro. Just head in a different direction from the tornado. Just don't go in that direction bro.
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Cowboys will be low key elite as fuck but everyone will keep going >cowboys and then theyll be in the owl and everyone will go >cowboys and then theyll win lol
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>>157556109
IT'S NOT. THAT. SIMPLE
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>>157556125
It literally is retarded queefmutt. Find out where the tornado is on a weather map and just drive away. Not even memeing. Notice all the people in videos are just standing there. Just move away from the tornado bro! Just.... MOVE.
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>cowsois fans on /nfl/
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>>157556125
Go directly into the tornado
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>>157556132
Tornados can suddenly.chsnge direction and can go up to 30 mph. Good luck outrunning that unless youre already in a car.
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>>157556132
No, it isn't, monkey coastie paco animal. They cross terrain and move erratically. NOT trying to flee one in a car is the first thing anyone will tell you about a tornado. The best strategy is to shelter in place
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How badly will Aaron Donald's ill advised comeback wreck his reputation and future hof case?
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>>157556147
Why r they so ugly tho
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>>157556169
>NOT trying to flee one in a car is the first thing anyone will tell you about a tornado
Presumably the same queefmutt subhumans who die recording them.
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>>157556125
>>157556109
This sounds like a flyover hoax like hurricanes and earthquakes.
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>>157556157
>30 mph.
30 mph is enough to destroy a house?
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>>157556183
Your natural disaster is trannies, however. Far scarier than 'nadies
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Being a number 1 overall pick in the draft seems like a curse
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>>157555226
he's made of glass and balsa wood
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>>157556184
He's talking about how fast they move on the ground on average (though they can be faster than cars). The winds of a tornado itself are 70 mph on the low end and up to 300mph on the strongest
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>>157556186
manmade disaster thoughbeit
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why is everyone suddenly r8ing the trash ass rams? They barely survived fucking Carolina in the wild card round

>muh donald
>muh autistic weeb negro

donald is out of shape and garrett already fucked up his knee. they aren't winning shit
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>>157556112
Um /nfl/sisters, our response?
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>>157556197
what if the tornado has a car?
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>>157556211
We call that wifie
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>>157555307
>who got scared once mahomes got it close
>put in 2nd and 3rd stringers in after halftime
that doesn't seem very scared to me
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>>157556209
Dak always plays like shit or gets hurt the season after he has a good year
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>>157556187
Apart from the money
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>>157556211
They tend to have MANY cars, I fear
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>>157556205
They have absolutely no depth and could very easily be a disaster without Stafford having another career best year.
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I for one believe in the San Diego Rams and their quarterback. Clifford
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>>157556205
Mmhmmmm you're right 'fraid so they're pretenders and will likely finish 10-7 then get bouncy castled by Goffie in the WC round yup yup das rite mmhmmmm
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>>157554873
This is fucking brutal who approved this shit?!?
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If someone told you in March hey I'm from the future and the Rams are going to win the owl because they're going to get Trent McDuffie, Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald you'd think they were a 13 year old playing Madden
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>>157556284
don't even think about it arizona, arch will play another year of cfb before playing for that tire fire
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>>157554873
>we get a free W the last week of the season
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>>157555389
You're 40, Kay. It's time to grow up.
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>>157556271
10-7? They're going 6-11.
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>>157556324
Yeah and you look like a lumpy burrito, Brian
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>>157556332
That thanksgiving game is looking good.
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Saw people talking shit about Alex Smith last thread, let's do that some more...
check down, check down, check down, punt
next drive....
check down, check down, check down, punt
Or hand off, hand off, hand off, punt
next drive...
hand off, hand off, hand off,, and you just broke Jamal Charles knee because you used home every fucking play,
punt
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>>157556346
Oh wow is it homie? You think so big dog? Good shit brother man. Shoot, I'm gonna have to tune in to that helmet knocker myself. You in? You betcha, pal. Now that's "what I'm talkin' about"! Football's back, "baby".
>>157556332
>They're going to lose to everybody... except the QUEEFS! huehuehueh
Thanks for confirming the average IQ of the Chiefs anti itg. Rams are going undefeated btw
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why are queefies so deranged
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>>157556357
Kek
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>>157556366
They thought their manufactured propped up fraudulent *dynasty* was something more than the nfls latest storyline and cant handle being tossed back in with the rest of the unchosen
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>>157556366
Genius often looks like insanity to the normgroid midwit
>>157556374
Holy SNOOOZE shut UP
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>>157556125
Anon, I appreciate you making new Chiefs awoos but the hues you're using for the Chiefs Red and Gold are off. They should be hex codes #E31837 and #FFB81C, respectively.
t. original Chiefs momijimaker
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>>157556381
b-b-but mahomo with a fucked knee and *checks notes* Xavier worthy at wr1 is going to demolish the league lmao
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>>157556382
They are, it's actually yours that are off anon. Picrel, this is the one you just posted
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>>157556387
Fug. Carry on.
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BREAKING: Tupac’s murderer found before Jerry Jones finds an NFC Championship game
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>>157556390
Some editing programs like Pixlr try to change the colors for some reason, you have to keep an eye on them
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Bears fans finner be sad this year
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>>157556358
Queefs are a bad team and the Rams will look like them as soon as next year.
>>157556346
Lotta turkeys in a game between the Rams and Packers I tell hyuwhat.
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just saw a nissan altima
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>>157556390
>>157556382
Dumb soggy wolf poster.
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>>157556396
>Queefs are a bad team
no ball knowing retard, you don't know enough about the current Chiefs at all to comment on their state

they some of the youngest bluds in the NFL
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The Rams are becoming the #1 hate watch root for them to lose team over the Kweefs this season.
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>>157556402
True
>>157556401
Young, dumb, and ugly, probably can't even beat the old man Rasm.
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>>157556396
>Queefs are a bad team
No, they had a down season after going to 3 owls in a row and now have one of the best rosters of Mahomes' career which is also the youngest in the league and not going anywhere. Seethe
>>157556402
That won't last, they'll still be the good guys in the owl. You underestimate CDS
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>i-its was a d-down season
Lek
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>>157556411
3rd in the division and out of the playoffs again this year
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>>157556358
>>157556396
I'm not sanctioning your buffoonery
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queefies finishing 8-9 and missing the playoffs. Oh its true, its damn true.
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>>157556416
Many such cases
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Broncos
Chargers
Bills
Patriots
Jaguars
Texans
Ravens
Bengals
Just naming AFC teams clearly better than the Chiefs. They're on the Colts or Steelers level.
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>>157556424
You don't have much longer to post like this so get it all out of your system
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>>157556426
Why? Should I expand the list? I think they're at least better than the Dolphins, Titans, Jets and Browns.
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>>157556432
You should do whatever you need to do to not kill yourself by week 4
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>>157556435
When the Chiefs are 2-2 or 1-3?
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Im going to subsoom myself in the chief tears this season. I already see the cope forming
>lelces old!
>worthy was never a number 1 option!
>walker didnt carry the offense!
>its reids fault!
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>>157556442
Does a trusted love one know you're on the brink and that it depends on one of those results, neither of which will occur? Don't keep it all bottled in
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>>157556424
only two teams on that list favored to win afccg over the Chiefs in 2027
>Bills
>Ravens
oh no no no no no no kek
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>>157556445
>Im going to subsoom myself in the chief tears this season.
You've said that for 9 years and been accidentally right one time
>I already see the cope forming
Chiefs fans are past the point of having to cope about what you have to say, you've been wrong for a decade
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>>157556447
You really think they'll be 0-4? They can at least beat the Dolphins.
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Queefs are only desirable to win the AFC over the Ravens because I strongly dislike Blackmar Blackson.
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>I say right foot creep, ooh, I'm walkin' with dat heata
>Look around, stay low, make sure dey don't see you
>Catch 'em bad, walk down, face 'em with that heata
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>>157556455
I'm surprised you think so, I thought your case was terminal
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>>157556463
Yeah, I think the Chiefs are capable of beating the team trying to lose every game.
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>>157556453
Say that to mahomes snapped knee
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>>157556457
Very based! Have a 'nadie
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>>157556468
Swamp gas, these aren't real.
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>>157556472
I'll bring one over sometime. Hold still
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Thunder in the blood
One chance beneath falling stars
The world bends at last
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The Kansas City Chiefs are immunized against all dangers. You may call them overrated, beneficiaries of playing in a division with 3 horrible head coaches, an organization that employed a wife beater just because he run fast, it all runs off them like water off a raincoat. But call them refbabbies and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how they suddenly shrink back “We’ve been found out”.
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>>157556480
Wrong. My based reffies have deemed you unworthy, and my based team more important than yours. I acknowledge, embrace and am grateful for the fact. Unfortunately, the world isn't fair.
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>>157556480
There is no proof KC ever got beneficial calls from refs because they didn't
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OH FUCK, THE PAPER. OH FUCK! I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOST ITTTTTTTTTTTT
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I'm excited for the season to start
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>>157556480
TRVKE
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For me, it's kiwiposter. The slayer of statmutts and plonker of moddies.
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>>157556515
cringe
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>>157556515
>steering wheel on the left
cmon man
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>>157556515
Very based and interesting. Id like to see more honestly
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>>157556515
You can glaze him as much as you want, he doesn't like you as much as Chiefies. When he sees a scuffed plonked donkey like you post he almost switches sides and stops trolling us. You embarrass him, we excite him. He is our tsundere, he is your unrequited love. You wouldn't get it. But we get it whenever we want it. We have charm and soul, you have the teams he pretends he likes, and nothing else. He doesn't even think about you and groans when he has to read one of your posts, or take your side. He thinks about us all day.
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>>157556524
Not sure if based or cringe. Therefore, probably based
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the team that actually DID receive beneficial Reggie treatment was the Gaytriots, touching Brady was an automatic flag plus all the other bull shit PI flags that always went their way.
Pats hate is justified
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>>157556480
oh fug...
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>>157556536
Donkies see people take their side against us and think it's because everybody likes them and is rooting for them. People just like to troll us and acting like their shit team is better than us is the best way to do it. Then they go "Wow, look at all our friends and allies, ha ah way to go! 'Bump my fist', bros! Ha ha like in the Goose movie? Fellow 4chaners?" and everybody is like, eeeurgh. Just leave it to us, donkey. Nobody actually likes these donkies or Bo Shit. They are weapons to be used against us exactly because of how retarded and shit they are. If you had to be on a desert island with a very interesting Chiefie, or a mindbroken Donkie who posts things like "Mutthomo thought his manufactured propped up fraudulent *dynasty* was something more than the nfls latest storyline blah blah" all day like a boomer still recycling his rants about Obama in the year 2026, everybody is choosing the Chiefs intellectual. We are some of the best posters itg and everybody knows it. They enjoy trolling us exactly for that reason, it's guaranteed banter. What do you get guaranteed from Bronkeks? Aids. Nobody wants that.
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>it's a chiefmutt mental health crisis episode
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>>157556560
I watched this.
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Kiwi has never said a single bad word about my team but not only that he's the best poster in the genny and it's not particularly close.
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DO
YOU
THINK
I
GIVE
A
FUCK
ABOUT THE CHIEFS ANYMORE


CAUSE I DONT!!
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>>157556515
Are there roos in New Zealand?
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>>157556566
Smuggled in as a fifth column.
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>>157555535
>bragging about a strong breeze
Gotta be some kind of faggot to die from the wind
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>>157556574
In the Joplin tornado people thought they saw "butterfly people" because of the flayed corpses being flung into the air with the skin hanging off them. Planks of wood were embedded in street curbs.
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>>157556580
Wouldn't you just spin around really fast? How is there enough friction to flay
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>>157556595
getting hit by bunch of airborne particles flying around at 200+mph will do that to you
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>erm, yeah, it's a big windy funnel and it picks up cars and wood and phases them into concrete and makes the sky turn green and yes my pipes are all made of lead why do you ask?
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>>157556595
No, that's a common misconception. Despite how it looks on the outside a tornado is pure chaos on the inside and doesn't only blow one way. It's constructed of multiple sub-vortices blowing different directions and changing their own directions frequently. In the Joplin tornado the winds were around 250+ mph and speculated to have exceeded 300. So you would have been going that fast one direction, hit another vortice and violently blasted the other direction, and as >>157556604 mentioned this isn't just wind, it's carrying tons of grit and random objects. Tornadoes plant stalks of hay through trees. Anything that touches you in those winds is taking off skin. Chiefies
>>157556611
I'VE SEEN IT IT'S REAL
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a little breeze aint shit. Real ones out here living through the ground literally moving
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>>157556615
Oh no did you jiggle
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>>157555781
Holy shit it is. Most pron stars can’t handle a piece like that, how does a girl even pick up a skill set like this?
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>>157556615
Mmmmm show me how you jiggle
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>>157556628
Best poster itt award btw
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>>157556614
>I'VE SEEN IT IT'S REAL
>>157556615
>Real ones out here living through the ground literally moving

Californians and flyovers are in an eternal competition to see who can make up the biggest most ridiculous disasters "oh no a big giant breeze will smash you into Tuvix" or "aaaaaaahhhhhhh oh my gosh the ground is shaking it must be lex luthor making new coastline save me superman" like come on these are totally absurd.
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Superman (from Kansas) is a Chiefs fan and typical Chiefs male btw
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Chiefs need to get rid of bustin fields I don't want him getting a SB ring sitting on the bench
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>>157556629
You're only saying that because you want to see my puckered anus
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Hurricanes physically hold down flyover tornadoes and rape them for fun. Ive seen it many times.
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>>157556648
I hope we do too, there's literally no need of him and he could get us a little draft capital. Nussmeier is already better and nobody but Mahomes is winning an owl anyway. Get him out
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>>157556643
Broncos fan actually.
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>>157556651
Hurricane tornadoes are like dogs compared to wolves. Submissive domesticated bitches, like Broncos fans
>>157556653
Oh hi mark
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>>157556614
Did you go through the Joplin tornado? You talk about it a lot
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first for uppercutting mutthomes on the chin until his jaw breaks
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>>157556664
I'm from Joplin and family did. I wasn't there at the time though. I've been through other tornadoes though, including in Joplin lol. It's a known hotbed for them.
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>>157556648
Hes gonna start when mahomo goes down again
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>>157556670
Damn sorry to hear that anon. Did they survive?
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>>157556678
Yeah they're fine. The only person directly hit was my grandma, she covered herself with a mattress in her bathtub, her house got destroyed all around her and she was flung into the air. She says an angel caught her and carried her down to land on the mattress. A lot of people have stories like that from the time, like the butterfly people I mentioned, which is just the stress of the situation breaking the brain. She was rescued from the rubble.
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>>157556669
your limp wrist would break first and the mahomo would break your ankles like blows
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>>157556674
I love when they call him homo
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>>157556688
he'd get his jaw wired shut and would have to slurp my special ice cream for months and months on end.
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>>157556654
>Oh hi mark
Bills stadium tho
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>>157556664
Took out my apartment, my ma's trailer and my brothers place. My whole family was left homeless. We bounced around living in various churches and homeless shelters for several years until we scraped up the money to get a new trailer
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>>157556674
that's NussMienKampfs job if that would happen not busting N fields
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>>157556702
Kek if this is bait it's art
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>>157556708
Oh my sweet chief child you are about to see the caintining
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>>157556702
I'm sorry to hear that anon. At least we got a Chiefies dynasty
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why is every queefs faggot in this general from Joplin
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>>157556567
They look so kawaii but I bet the room smells like straight ass
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>>157556721
They're lying to be able to say they have a connection to the tornado
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>>157556729
>They're lying to be able to say they have a connection to the tornado
Not surprising. Retarded shit like this is all flyovers have to brag about
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>the Queefs dynasty is over!
>y-you're not from the great city of Joplin! lies!

The cope never ends
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>>157556685
How do you know it wasn't actually an angel?
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looks like Chiefs Joplin's superiority has caused some controversy
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>>157556744
Because I'm a gigabrained 4digit IQ atheist. Are you seething?
It's the same as the people who saw the "butterfly people". Put yourself in the shoes of someone who just got impaled in the leg by a stop sign by a massive tornado blacking out the sky and looming in upon them and they're seeing flayed corpses raining down around them the closer it gets. The brain just snaps. Full of adrenaline they rip the stop sign out, flee to safety and later remember it as butterfly people saved them. The brain is protecting itself from intense trauma.
My grandma is laying in her bathtub thinking oh god not me please god, next thing she knows the sound of the tornado is getting louder and then in an instant her bathroom disappears into smithereens and she's launched 50 feet into the air along to the sound of hell on earth. It's pitch black, she doesn't even know how high she is or if she's started falling. Think she's going to be rational-minded and remember everything correctly when she miraculously survives?
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>>157556744
Beauce it buttraped me so bad I had to get 87 stitches on my asshole. Was like a succubus thing
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If Alaric Jackson and puka are out for the nanners game nanners win
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>>157556763
typical saturday night for a queefie.
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>>157556758
It's ok, she's with me and her lips are wrapped around me cock now
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>>157556772
Why are you Irish
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>>157556758
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Cooper's girlfriend told a different story that he "grabbed her by the neck" and held her up against the wall. She also said Cooper picked her up and threw her back on the ground several times and punched the wall "next to her face," according to the police report.

Officers on the scene noted in their report that her injuries "did not appear consistent with a larger male lifting [her] up into the air by her throat as well as repeatedly being thrown to the ground."

This is the biggest bunch of faggot bullshit
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>>157556769
Might want to check the calendar again doofus
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>>157556787
Yeah I did, only 5 more days until you get another 87 stitches in and around your asshole from all the homosexual sex youll be having with demons.
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>>157556793
If I had homosexual sex I would only do so cock to cock, retard
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>>157556795
>If
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>>157556670
didyou ever see crazy shit bro
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>>157556804
Saw a demon ass rape a guy in a Mahomes jersey on a few different occasions.
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>>157556772
Imagine the trauma story she will have after this
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>>157556804
The "craziest" I've ever seen was also pretty funny, when I was a kid (in Joplin) a weak little bitch tornado hit and the hail took out the windows. Me and my mom went to look out the front door and immediately saw a guy sent flailing down the road like a piece of garbage, literally like debris. Similar to how BRONCOS WILL BE knocked down the field by fierce Chiefie d-line, /nfl/!
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>>157556811
why would you open the front door queeftard
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>>157556818
Because we wanted to check if it was a tornado but the power was out so we couldn't turn the tv on. We were just sitting in a house with the windows blasted out by hail and wanted to leave if possible. We didn't know we were on a street being currently held down and raped by small tornado cock until we opened the door and saw the KWAB go flying straight down the road like a raped bitch. "Kek! You can close the door now, mom," I said
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>>157556821
>"Kek! You can close the door now, mom," I said
You did not say that.
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queefs queendom
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>>157556855
Dont they live at Faggot Head or something like that?
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>>157556866
kek they do live there and it's actually called that
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kek faggothead stadium
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>Shitmar Lackson
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/live/-3A8xV4Ro34
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>>157556880
all around great game. Ravens looked terrifying for a bit there, but choked away the rest of the game and season.
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>Shitmar Jackson

Never heard of that player and i don't find that funny
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>>157556933
*makes you hear of that player and also laugh*
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(CHA check: success) "Fuck up Faggot queefie. You're a plonked mongrel like your cuck Quarterback. Go get raped by obese dad of the year Andy Reid kek!"
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>>157556866
>>157556867
stfu you all its not called that
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>>157555891
she did this last season too. guess she gets really lonely...
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unironically though if the rams don't go 17-0 and win the owl it will be an incredible disappointment. this superteam is almost as egregious as the one that's going to cause a lockout in the mlb; wouldn't be surprised if something similar happens next offseason in the nfl as well to clean up some of the obvious salary cap ""loopholes"" that only the LA teams seem to get to exploit to any substantial benefit. sorry, you don't get to have the reigning mvp, a top 3 receiver, then sign the dpoy and have the former 3x dpoy come out of retirement all on huge contracts in a salary cap league. this deferred money until 2090 shit has got to fucking end.
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>>157557256
Mad cuz the Ramgers are winning
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>>157557269
i'm a neutral afc fan whose team has no shot of winning this year and i actually like the rams. always liked 'em as a kid, always liked staffy, puka is one of my favorite players. i just think it's boring as fuck to know the results of the season in august because some faggot (((owners))) get special privileges on all the needle-moving players. it was boring when the pats were doing it too.
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>>157557256
The NFL isn't as easy to cheese as the MLB, there's no guarantee they even make the owl
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joeybaumsworld
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>joeyRoblox
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>>157557400
>>157557410
nobody calls him that.
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>>157557410
>>157557400
a woman should have the right to murder her own baby or something
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>>157557434
JoeyGaiafag
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a man should have the right to murder his own bussy or something
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Sex with nfl players' spouses.
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Sex with nfl players' teammates
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Sex with nfl players' owners.
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>>157557448
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>>157557448
yes
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It’s September
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>>157557448
>what race is it
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>>157557887
Wrong
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>>157557898
Okay sorry for being alive
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>>157555389
It's /ourgirl/
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Broncos fan here must say im awfully nervous about playing the chiefs game 1 chiefs looked incredibly good all preseason and not only does it look like we will get steamrolled im wondering if Nix will ever be able to walk again after the game
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>>157557963
Post your Broncos attire with a timestamp
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>a nice superteam you have there... for me to hang half a fucking hundred on
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>>157558009
a hundred total yards
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>>157554557
The Rams have nuked all the cheap owners' (like Jew Robert Kraft) arguments that the cap is preventative from paying players and players must take less to 'build a team'.
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>>157556515
>Kiwi posting poorly made AI slop using his American VPN
That is offseason shit, we're planning for Week 1 wtf
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>>157556170
you can't erase 3 dpoys and 8 all-pro. a rod is still gold jacket bound, therefore donald is still first ballot even if his season is a giant shitpost
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>>157558016
sorry not scared of your dumb negro golems kek
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>>157558019
it's preventative unless you can draft all-pro talent every year like the rams do
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>>157554734
Texans - Panthers actually
you will bow to the future of the league in Stroud-Young
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bro it's gonna be a long season if you keep making threads like this. You only need one thread theme.
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>>157558034
Rams have drafted just above average the past two years though.
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>>157558034
Ty Simpson is an all pro?
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>>157558029
This man single handedly holds up the entire bears offense
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>>157558019
>Draft Aaron Donald
>Draft Jared Verse (Flipped for Garrett)
>Draft Puka in 5th round
>Draft Kyren in 5th round
>Draft Byron Young in 3rd round

Rams built the core of their team on drafting well. Upgrading at the margins using picks. Why does this make PDFiles seethe?
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>>157558076
Isn't Puka holding out for a new contract? Should've paid him before the Seahawks paid JSN
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>>157558085
Part of the Rams strategy is to milk compensatory picks. Byron Young is gonna be replaced by Josaiah Steward, easy 3rd or 4th comp pick. If Nate Schelhaase gets an HC job, that's another 3rd. Not sure if Puka will get signed or not, cause that's another easy 3rd rounder.
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The Bears collapse is going to be comedy gold
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>joeywhoguesswho
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>>157558099
This but also the Rams.
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>>157558095
Yeah the Rams will definitely draft a Puka replacement lmao
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>>157558099
it already is and it isn't gaylebs fault
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>>157558099
the gary bears?
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>>157558121
Give it up for those Gary Bearies
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>>157555447
Matt stafford was a jock bro and his wife was a sororirty girl. You keep trying to apply tradewife logic to them. They had a different lifestyle and part of that lifestyle was sex with people
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>>157558149
at the same time?
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>>157558149
It’s one thing to secretly harbor these thoughts and another to put them online as though they aren’t retarded. I’m talking about you, not staffy’s whore wife btw
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>400 posts
>still no nu
ded genny until sept 9th
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>>157555868
Its more of a husband swap with those two fruitcakes
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>>157558174
Thread just hit bump limit, faggot. Really mods should delete threads that get posted before the old one hits page 10
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>>157558203
autosage starts are 300, nufie
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newo
>>157558227
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>>157558213
Not for like 12 years moron
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>replying in a dead thread
classic LA syndrome
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>>157558034
The Patriots (Jew Kraft) are currently trying to blame the cap and Maye's extension next year as to why Gonzo is the only player from that draft to not have an extension.
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>>157556205
i'd give carolina a lot more credit since they were the team with the biggest upset potential last season.



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