Ahoy Editionlast one: >>157554557
are you sure it's wise to have two rams threads in a row?
Reading this gave me cancer
I don't see Puka is he not a captain because the C on his chest would mean 'cannibal?'
>>157558237I actually just wanted to make fun of them for having so many captains but didn't want to wait for a new thread.
>>157558248Seen a lot of twittershit about this, but it feels like some ho shit. No overlap between position groups and captains.
>muh mulatto jewess wife getting BLACKED on screen? so powerful *sniff sniff*
>>157558240I'm sorry to hear that
>>157558241Commandant
>>157558240why not just go back to college?
>>157558260twitter.new or x.com?
>>157558260Rams just made me genny captain, that means I get to call heads or tails.
>>157558286More like circumcised and chastened kek.
>>157558298don't know the difference
>>157558303You better post heads/tails in every gamethread anon, otherwise they won't be able to take the field
>>157558240I couldnt get past the third sentenceNuke linkedin
>>157558333X is the Titans and Twitter.new is the Texans try to steal the Oilers colors and logo from the Titans because they feel they deserve it for some reason.
Be afraid.
>>157558240Why is every new sentence indented
Certified sugar plum
>>157558363>indentedIt doubled spaced and he learned that technique hanging out with Joey Reddit
This will be andy reids final year
>>157558348What country are you from?
>>157558348but the titans themselves stole their name and design from the New York Titans of Football
>>157558348>they feel they deserve it for some reason.ya seethe?
>>157558348just going to ignore the fact that the Houston city color is #384D9C while tennessee/nashville city color is #100067?
>>157558408>>157558444>>157558424>>157558415got them sneeding
>>157558381aschtually, double spacing is a habit of tech enthusiasts to better signify new paragraphs without having to indent in case the page width makes a line end exactly at the end of the page.it was very popular and the standard from 2004-2009 on 4chan until reddit was created
>>157558450No you got yourself looking like the dumbest dude on the planet
>>157558348Barring something wild like Cam Ward getting arrested or Brian Daboll calling Saleh a towelhead this post will get more replies than any other titans related post this season.
>>157558457>a paragraph >vs a series of single sentences all double spacedMidwit
>>157558444what's your point?
>>157558457That’s not how you spell ackchyually
>>157558348I can't think of any two more generic, boring, medoirce, create-a-team tier franchises than the Titans or Texans T B H. Maybe the Jaguars but I like their colors
>>157558476>missed the point of the posthence why you also don't double space after a greentext, it's already differentiated. reddit spacing has always been double spacing after a greentext, never double spacing a post
>>157558486For me, it’s the Tiburon Sharks
>>157558486entire AFCS needs to be retracted, may as well take the NFCS while you're at it. completely irrelevant franchises in the 2020s
>>157558487Reddit doesn't have greentext moron
>>157558496The Bucs won a Super Bowl in the 2020s
>>157558498>he doesn't know how to greentext on reddit>calls others redditwhew lad
>>157558341This is a big responsibility...
>>157558503Tom Brady won a super bowl in the 2020s*furthers my point, only time any of those teams have been relevant are when they have a HoF qb brought in: Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, end of line.
>>157558509So you've mastered posting in Reddit?
>>157558471kek
Imagine being a fan of the Jets, Phins, Raiders, Browns, or Cowboys
Discipline and prosecution will have to wait. The season is about to start. We need him for the football team.
>>157558515>nufie whining about being nuyikes
>>157558522people like to make fun of the jags and texans for 0 super bowl appearances, but haven't the browns and lions existed for literally 100 years without one?
>>15755852230 year old dolphin fans aren't old enough to remember their team winning a single playoff game.
>>157558533was he crying?
Raiders can't stop winning
>>157558513Drew Brees and Peyton Manning weren't "brought in" like Tom Brady
Broncos made a lot of weird cuts.
>>157558512for you
>>157558579Like who?
every other black mom in the in the early-mid 2000s named their son jayden/jaden/jalen I keep getting them mixed up
>>157558579If by “a lot” you mean “just one”, then yeah true
>>157558587Bo nix
>>157558576drew brees was "brought in" from the san diego chargers. retard.
>>157558602>when I see J. Daniels on the roster
>>157558639
>>157558587justin joly and red murdock and they kept 3qbs and lil jordan humphrey again
>>157558543the Browns won 4 NFL championships before the NFL-AFL merger and the original Browns moved to Baltimore, were renamed Ravens, and won 2 superbowls.The new Browns were created by Al Lerner in 1999 and have won nothing since then. The Lions have 4 NFL championships. Neither the Browns nor the Lions have ever appeared in a Super Bowl. What's more impressive to me is that the Bills have fans. The franchise lost 4 straight super bowls by a combined total of 58 points. There were blown out in 3 straight Super Bowls.
>>157558622He wasn’t remotely a HOF QB beforehand though, retard
>>157558576And Peyton Manning was brought in after getting released by the Colts who were planning on drafting Andrew Luck.
>>157558658@grok can you elaborate on these 58 points. Give me a breakdown of the score in each of the games and the year this took place.also, look into the history of the browns, reconsider in your reply that the ravens didn't take the history of the browns with them unlike most franchises did
>the ravens didn’t take the historyYou can’t really just decide to not have been the team that moved
>>157558539you got bodied
As a Kansasfag I'm both happy and surprised to see Jalon Daniels get the QB2 job for the bucs
>>157558657What's the deal with Joly? I liked him during draft season.
>>157558539bodied that freak!
>>157558693sure you can, it's called litigation
Queefie look out!!! It's coming right at you!!!!!
My Chargies!
>>157558587I liked McLaughlin. He even had a TD
>>157558737don't you mean toxins and aints? they're about to get pummeled by a hurricane
>>157558725Well they spent a pick on him and he was great then they dumped him. So I don't know what that's about.
>>157558539zamn, you told him
>>157558737wish we had a good storm its fucking hot
You guys are way too excited for a 35 year old man whos been out of the league for 2 years. Aaron Donald is old. He's way past his prime. Dont expect him to make an impact. People need to relax. The rams defense wont be anything special. He's rusty. He just signed with the rams. He missed almost all of training camp. He needs to get up to speed.
>>157558737Need an edit of this with Jalen Carter, Josh Sweat, Jalyx Hunt, and Cooper DeJean shooped into the tornado
>>157558819If he was expected to be the main guy on the line then I'd agree with you, but even at a moderate percentage of his prime level he's useful on a stacked line like they have.
>>157558737Blizzards are the worst of all major weather events. >winds can get as high as low level hurricanes >multiple feet of snow potentially >freezing temperatures>roads are fucked>lasts hours and hours >zero visibility >power and gas outages so forget about heat
>>157558858>>power and gas outages so forget about heatthe only in places like texas that refuse to prepare for this stuff because that's socialist behavior
>>157558843Aaron Donald just came back after sitting on the couch doing nothing for a couple years. Like I said he missed the entirety of training camp. That defense wont be coordinated in the early weeks so they will play like shit for a while as they figure out who needs to go where in certain situations. 35 is ancient for nfl players. He'll look sloppy for a while and will need time to get back into playing shape and shake the rust off. Maybe it'll be better at the halfway mark but I doubt it.
>>157558819See it as this, us guys can't just stop working. Retirement sucks. I keep telling my 70 year old dad he already made it and can just retire and he's just like fuck that
>>157558877Again, for the most part you're not wrong, but also Donald is a freak that has probably been in the gym every day since he retired anyway. And they don't need him to be up to speed early.
>>157558858That's not blizzard weather, that's a snow squall
>>157558819>The rams defense wont be anything special.Putting Donald aside, I think the Rams will be a top 5 defense in the league this year. Their front was good last year. Their secondary wasn’t. Their secondary will be good and their front is even better. Their linebacker group is just okay, which is why I’m not putting them in the running as the best defense in the NFL, but they will be very strong overall. Teams without at least one elite guard and one elite tackle are going to get run over by them. Teams that get down by two possessions or more are going to get rush spammed by Garrett.
>>157558877it might take a couple games for him to fully gel with the team, but nothing about him physically looks bad. he probably kept doing drills in retirement
>>157558858>gets lake effect>shuts down city>claims blizzardpathetic
>>157558877we're about to see why JJ Watt constantly refused to suit back up a couple years ago when people kept insisting. NFL isn't like MLB, it's fast and you're over the hill at 35 for anything but pocket passer
Rammies losing week 1 anyway
>>157558858nope those are comfy
>>157558913He seems like a workout freak, even in retirement, so that is a plus for him. A lot of guys lose a ton of weight after retirement He lost a little but not nearly as much as guys like JJ and Gronk after they left. Donald also doesn’t have the miles most 35 years olds have, and some of the legendary DLine players have played at elite levels into their mid 30s. I’m of the mindset that he’s an excellent player until proven otherwise.
>>157558819>>157558843>>157558877>>157558907>>157558913He's getting paid $20 million guaranteed, he better be fucking productive and play ever game.
>>157558958He's 35 years old. He can't keep up with guys 10 years younger than him
>>157558964Reggie did.
>>157558348Texans are some of the most entitled people in the union
>>15755896415 years younger
>Eagles sign Jaydon Blue to their practice squadI remember when Cowboys fans were convinced he was a future HoFamer when they drafted him in the 5th round
>>157558970and for good reason
>>157558963The cap is fake. If the owner wants to spend to win, good for them.
>>157558950>flying in 24 hours before the game>it's an 18 hour flightThey are going to get so raped the shitposts will last the entire regular season and into the next.
>>157558988so the rams are just deferring the payments and taking loans out against themselves?
>>157558963Or else what? What are you gonna do?
>>157559001>you can't keep kicking the can down the road>the bill will come due some day>your team is screwed next year>surely this will be the year it catches upI've heard it all so many times and it never actually happens (as long as you aren't the Saints)
>>157559011>immediately takes “he better” personallySorry your dad beat you but it’s time to move on
Chargie Pride!! Worldwide!!!
>>157559001The Rams are the current poster child of mortgaging the future. They have this year and maybe next if things go wrong with injuries this season. After that they are going to collapse. Stafford will retire, they’ll move Garrett and other big contracts, Simpson will go through normal growing pains and could bust, and that’s when they’ll feel the lack of 1st round development. McVay could conceivably leave rather than go through 2-3 seasons of rebuild, too.
>>157559011I would simply appeal to the better angels of our nature.
>>157559050AI Slop
>>157559071wrong those pictures are real
>>157559057They're going to give Simpson a 5 year $280 million contract before he's even a week 1 starter
>>157559057Windows only close if you let them, anon. Competent teams with good GMs and owners that are willing and able to spend cash never have to rebuild, just re-tool at worst.
I wish Mina had topic bars on the screen shots she posts of her show so I could make epic why memes
>>157559036Howie has been really successful at getting guys to rework their contracts as they approach their void years. He also has Jeff Lurie willing to pay large upfront signing bonuses to mitigate the financial penalties with backloading contracts. Not every GM has that luxury. I do think they’ll be in a (small) rough patch in the near future as a lot of backloaded contracts come due in the next year and two, but no one is better at managing it than him. He will get several players to restructure and restart the clock.
>>157559107Going to start posting screen shots from randomly selected times in the pod so that I and other can do this!
>>157559106T. Joey "save the lady, kill the baby" Anontalk
you guys love mina
>>157559123?
okay, I'll bite, who is mina?
>>157558819>>157558877As a Rams fan I KNOW he wont be as good as he once was, but he wont NEED to be, he wont even be out there all game just running around hes taking 15-25 snaps on obvious passing downs. He had a +70% win rate against double teams the season he retired ffs and hes not even the main guy now.>>157558912This You still have to worry about Byron Young who had 12 sacks last season WITHOUT GARRETT OR DONALD mind you. Kobie Turner Averages 8 sacks a season. Braden Fiske coming off a down year (8 sacks his rookie season) will have much easier assignments from here on out. The Rams defensive line is going to tear teams to pieces once they get going. I havent even talked about the rebuilt secondary with 2x All Pro McDuffie who is 25 years old. You absolutely dont know ball. They will be one of if not the top defenses in the league by midseason.
>>157559038I already dealt with my dad.
>>157558929That is a blizzard
>>157559148we love mina here
>>157559159rat lady with a lot of make up
>>157559057>muh first roundersyou retards said this about 2021 and look where we are now, you don't need 1st round picks outside the occassional QB if you're an actually competent team that can draft well and develop talent>steve avila (2nd round)>braden fiske (2nd round)>kobie turner (3rd round)>kam kinchens (3rd round) >byron young (3rd round)>kyren williams (5th round)andd chief among them puka also being a 5th round pick, all of these guys are key players crucial for the rams
>>157558936Exactly. Donald is going to regret coming out of retirement. No matter what he wont be as good as he used to be so itll only taint his career. He should have stayed retired and gone out on top like he did. Now he's going to look like shit and thats how he'll be remembered
>Emeka Egbuka and Jalen McMillan both won't be ready for week 1 in a game where we're going to need to score 40 to winTheir injuries are going to linger the entire year and it's going to be another disaster season I can feel it.
>>157559148We love Laura hereWe hate Mina here
>>157558936He's not a DB, power is the last thing that goes and his whole game is power. He'll probably be even more shit against the run than he was before though.
>>157559159here's an introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9Uqueen of /sp/ball knowerherbert bed wench
>>157558963Someone explain how the salary cap works because how in the fuck did the rams just magically find 20 MILLION dollars just lying around days before the season? The salary cap is fake. Not real. Just a suggestion at this point.
>>157559123
My Chargies have 2 Herberts now!
Man, I miss the Wacky Adventures of Toom and Coom.
Rams will be good but like 13 win good not 17 win good. They have a tough schedule. It’s silly to think they’ll bring their A game every week against legit competition when they lost to the Panthers and Falcons last year
>>157559229is it true that he fucked toom's ex-wife
Here's something interesting, last year the Seahawks and Rams both had 47 sacks. The distribution was much more spread out for the Hawks, while the Rams production was more top heavy. I expect these trends to continue.
>>157558992Over seas games are so fucking stupid. I get it. They want to expand to new markets. But its shit. Bad for players. Bad for fans. No one wants to watch a 6am game.
>>157558363It was obviously written by AI you fucking retard
>>157559057Simpson is not a bust. He looked amazing.
>>157559226The doubles their chances of winning a playoff game
Saints/Broncos owl
>>157559261He looked like a city slicker
>>157559216>mina penis
>>157559261he looked like a bussy slicker
>>157559249The Niners are flying in a week before the game because they aren't retarded.
>>157559169Wrong. That defense will flop.
>>157559186And we already have our future qb. Simpson has played great this preseason.
>>157559261Picrel >>157558374 wants him to bust
>>157559203Good luck chasing down qbs and rbs 10-15 years younger than you
>>157559249NFL should expand into Canada if anything. Much closer for the players. They already are familiar with football (CFL). And we love our snow games.
was steven jackson elite
>>157559107>featuring lenny>guys name is aaronwhat did she mean by this?
>>157559261Yeah, I'm thinking bust.
>>157559319No. 1 season over 1500 yards the rest barely over 1000 and some under 1000 even.
>>157559319never made a madden cover
>>157559332What the fuck are you talking about? That just proves my point. He has the 2nd best passer rating.
>>157559339so hall of fame material
>>157559213Im a little embarrassed to admit this but im actually asking this seriously. I do not understand how the salary cap works and would appreciate someone explaining it. It seems made up at this point and teams can throw money around all they want to pay to win. How did the rams find 20 million right before the season started?
>statmogged by a black backupbuuuuuuuuust
>>157559332Pffft>Fagnano
>>157559353Whoever those stats belong to definitely does not belong in the HOF.
>>157559364ehhhhh, I'm suckin' cock here!!!
>>157559332Joe was throwing some beautiful missiles, almost made you forget he's Temu Rex Grossman
>>157559232The Panthers are kind of their krptonite
Is this a year the NFC South randomly sends someone to the Owl?
lmao
>>157559359you get to pay certain players whatever you want and write it off. called something about veterans tax or some bullshit. so while they're paying him $20million under contract, the cap only sees like $3.5m of that
>>157559273was this bait for bitchknees?
>>157559057We had this exact conversation after 2022 when the rams got injured and missed the playoffs. They haven't missed since. i guess if you keep saying it, it'll be right eventually.
>>157558693I agree. Legally changing your driver's license to say "female" does not make you one. Modell lost 21 million over his finale 3 seasons operating the Browns in Cleveland. That's roughly 70 million today. Cleveland couldn't support an NFL franchise. When Modell moved he took the Browns players, organization, and franchise rights. The only thing he left was the name.
>65 year old Kaep still popping his head out every few years to cry "the NFL is blacklisting me!"yawnDoes he think we forgot when a team was ready and willing to sign him until he himself walked away because they wouldn't pay him top 3 QB money to be a backup
>>157559437shit analogywhen your mom leaves your dad for being a bum, she can legally change her name and leave his entire family history behind
>it's called litigation
>>157559423How in the fuck is that possible? Thats such bullshit. Why rven have the cap at that point?
>he has the 2nd best passer rating, that means he's good!
>>157559442Kaep was never good to begin with. >barely over 3000 passing yards his best season >20 or less td passes every season Interesting how he waited until he was no longer a starter to suddenly take a stand.
>>157559477Thats exactly what that means.
>>157559442you better watch that tongue, boy, you're talking about 2026's humanitarian of the year!
>>157559057They're gonna be bad no matter what after Stafford and McVay leave. Might as well push all your chips in now.
>>157559261He just completed a bunch of basic passes. I guess it's better than missing throws but I didn't see anything impressive.
>fire the head coach who founded modern football just because the players like him better than you>shit on local mlb franchise until they leave your stadium>cry about no longer getting to steal their box revenue>accuse local fans of hating the team>get btfo in city-wide referendum to fund the team>run away anyway>cry your entire life about how the big meanies back in ohio are soooo mean to you :'((((>die an unloved worthless bitch>not even the worms will touch your pathetic carcassevery day I wake up and do a little dance of joy knowing that art modell is burning in hell
>>157559489Why are Lambs Fans coping so hard? because they know if Stafford goes down then it was all for not and your pretty much boned for a while
>>157559477I was watching Mina Kimes and Kevin Clark after week 1. Watching Clark do mental gymnastics as to why Ty Simpson hitting easy bootlegs means nothing, but Cam Ward missing easy bootlegs also means nothing, made me chuckle.
>>157559489>>157559477He was slicing and dicing almost as well as the cowboys backup, those practice squads never stood a chance.
>>157559499Simpson is the future. We'll be fine when stafford retires
>>157559521Same as literally any team
>>157559515It worked for John Fisher.
>>157559507He made some big plays
>>157559531This. People are saying the same thing about Mahomes and the Chiefs, despite Mahomes still being in his prime.
>>157559531Wrong, the Browns would benefit tremendously.
>>157559521It ismt cope. Simpson looked fantastic this preseason. He's solid. He wont be as good as stafford im not delusional but he'll be a decent starting nfl qb for years to come.
>That's exactly what that means
>>157559539Mahomes is cooked, and the Lambs have almost no draft capital to rebuild, they are all in and their money is all tied up, If they don't win this year it would be a disaster
>>157559552>The Lambs have almost no draft capital to rebuildThey didn't have the draft capital to build this team remember?
>>157559193let Bowles cook
>>157559529Simpson, eh?
https://youtu.be/8xUDSwJ5WTAI was one of many thinking that a blocking TE in the second round was fucking retarded. But I might be eating my words, dude blocks better than half the LTs in the league, he's stuffing DEs 1 on 1 like they're children. Gonna be fascinating to see if he can do this against starters because TEs should not be able to do that, especially as a preseason rookie.12 and 13 personal gonna go fucking crazy this season.
>>157559555Correct, they went all in on expensive aging stars and they have no depth behind them. This problem will get worse over time, not better.
>>157559515
>>157559521>all for notIt's naught, not not. It's not often we use naught cause naught not only is naught not commonly in modern english naught is not the preferred way of saying nor or nothing but naught is not dead as they say.
>>157558240I'll be honest with you guys, it's been a fun experiment but I'm ready to conclude the internet as a mistake
>>157559359The cap is a raw number. What counts toward that raw number is based on very convoluted accounting rules
>>157558240This dude got his ass kissed in high school 24/7 and now doesn't know how to act as an adult
>>157559555They did thoever. They had a 1st they spent on Verse, which became the main bargaining chip for Garrett. They were very fortunate the Falcons previous staff were absolute morons, so they had 2 picks this year, one they could spend on the future QB and the other to mortgage away. Now they’ve also spent their 2027 1st, 2027 3rd, 2028 2nd, and 2029 3rd. They’ll need another team to gift them again.
>>157559359Rams did some accounting magic. Donald's base salary is 10mil, then there's another 10mil that are considered "roster-bonuses" if he's on the active gameday roster. Those bonuses can be pushed off to later cap years. There's another 10 mill for post-season incentives. That also is pushed to another cap year.
>>157559611I got my dicked kissed a bunch of times after solo choir practice and now I don't know how to act around women. Is that kind of the same thing? Saints fan btw.
>>157559581The Rams core are the 2023 and 2024 draft classes, where they found 10+ starting caliber players. All without 1st round picks.>Avila G>Young Edge>Turner DT>McClendon RT>Allen TE>Nacua WR>Ethan Evans P>Verse Edge (turned into Garrett)>Fiske DT>Corum RB>Kinchens S
>>157559226mina has 3 holes tho
My Packies finna shock the world and win it all this year
>>157559654>rams found 10+ starters in 2 drafts:|>Chiefs found 5+ starters in 1 draftD',',8<
>>157559573he's ballinalso fuck the bears
I am a Commanders fan.I've got a bad feeling in my gut about this season. It just... feels like it's not gonna work again. Can someone give me some copium?
>>157559552Mahomes is still elite as fuck. He isnt the problem. The team around him is.
>>157559654Verse was the 19th overall pick, so they had that 1st. But you are right. What they did would not have been possible without hitting on as many picks as they did.
>>157559692No. Better to deal with reality now. They’re going to be bad
>>157559596Relax Dickens this is 4chan not your bullshit liberal arts college's 18th century poetry fake degree.
>>157559261lmao
>>157559696He is the problem because he's getting paid $500 million. They keep restructuring his contract to no anvil so it's only a matter of time where they're forced to pay him over $75 million a year
>>157559654And they can't pay them so the problem is going to get worse.
>>157559710But... we deserve a winning season ;_;I don't want to get raped by the eagles to start the season. It's not fair
>>157559696Herbeet has the same problem. If he had a better OL he would have won a bowl by now. If he had better recievers or if he had a better defense. Im hoping this is our year. We looked great at the start of last season before the injury bug bit us.
1 more week bros. We got college football this weekend to tide us over.
>>157559682I wish, but I’m going to be honest, this is feeling like a year that could go south on the Packers. Jacobs is indefinitely out. By the time Micah comes back they could be in an unrecoverable hole. I just want to see Golden take a leap and see Kraft get back to where he left off. The future seems bright, but there’s some things amiss to start this season.
>>157559583kek, bodied that tranny loving faggot
>>157559692Nope, sorry. Their roster is pure ass. They aren't making the playoffs, and the only way they stay out of the bottom of the dumpster is if Daniels plays a full season and they hit a win on every single dice roll again.
>>157559692I have a feeling you guys can make a wildcard, but that will be peek for you guys
*zooms past Aaron Oldnald*
>>157559792>flag
>>157559792THIS is the Rammies secret weapon???
I think the Browns should sign Cam Newton
>aaron donaldJust block him, not a big deal
>>157559828>AHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME MYLES GARRETT
>>157559792Yeah Aaron donald is not keeping up with guys 10-15 years younger than him. Hes been out of the league for a couple years. He isnt the same player he used to be.
>joeyIStandWithClancy
>>157559833>I GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWNAAAAAAGGGHHH
>joeyFreePalestine
>>157559888I can never remember but is this socially acceptable thing to say or the not socially acceptable thing to say?
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH>AH BLOO BLOO BLOOOOO WAAAHHHH- Art "Eternal Faggot" Modell, 1995
>>157559736You won’t. The Mannion meme is going to have a tough time getting started. The week 1 game is going to be hard to watch for all involved
finally filtered minasimps a mental illness that hasn't been found yet
>>157559901He was crying at the thought of staying in Cleveland
>>157559901Gotta go to Mo’s
I had a rib sandwich for lunch, it had onion, lettuce, and tomato on toasted bread.
>jake moody on the ravens practice squadthis is the backup plan if poop doesn't work out?
>>157559940FUCK lettuce
>>157559944Fuck lettuce? No fuck YOU
Jaguars trading a 7th for Quinn Ewers is the stupidest GM decision I've seen in a long time
Panthers-Chargers OwlFuck you
>>157559950FUCK YOU BLOOD BITCH
Everyone is sleeping on my Bills but are in for a shock.
>>157559888absolutely semetic
>>157559973who was the back up again?
>>157559735They can't pay all of them, but the Rams have 99 mil in cap space next year. They'll keep key pieces like Turner and Avila and let the deeper rooms shed talent (Byron Young and Davis Allen easily not getting re-signed). The real question is what they do with Nacua.
>>157559996Nick Mullens
>>157559983no one is sleeping on the bills
Everyone is sleeping on his Bills but aren't in for a shock.
>>157559983Broncos already replaced you in the AFC pecking order when you had a better coach. You're a wild card exit if you're lucky
>>157559983They should be good on the road, every hotel has the Josh Allen chair
>>157560033Nah
>joeyTurningPointUSA
>>157560033Quarterbacks league
>JoeySearsCatalog
>>157560043It's actually a trench league
>>1575600601. Quarterback2. Trenches3. CoachAnd things being relatively equal, as they are between the Bronkeks and Buffalel, the quarterback matters most
>joey linkedin
>>157560069Broncos have one of the best O Lines in the NFL and Payton gets the nod over Brady until we see more out of the latter
>>157560033The Broncucks suck. I'm not sure they even make the playoffs this year.
>>157560085Broncos have the 4th best Oline, Buffalo has the 5th best Oline.
>>157558737Unscary trannynado. Probably from Colorado
>>157560118Literally 25% better
>>157560145Bills 80.9Broncos 81.3
¡VAMOS LOS CHIVAS DE LOS ANGELES!
>[Highlight] Dolphins GM Jon-Eric Sullivan says Quinn Ewers' underperformance led to the team moving on from him: "This is a performance-based business, and it was not getting done at the level it needed to...I think Quinn, if he was standing right here, would tell you that"Good trade Fags. Who needs picks anyway
>>157560151PFF? More like pffffft
Are you going to the Rams game? They're coming to Australia
>>157560109he's one of the best wide receivers in the klink. never settle /nfl/
>>157560187Meant for the Australian >>157560040
>>157560197No es de Australia, Finlandia, Alemania, Rusia ni Nueva Zelanda. Está usando un servicio de internet que oculta su verdadero país de origen. ¿Es lo suficientemente sencillo para que entiendas a Paco Hernández?
>>157560001TWO DOZEN expiring deals the Rammies are fucked unless they let Stafford walk.
>>157560055Nothing wrong with that.
>>157560187I was planning to but i had other life shit come up so couldn't afford tickets. Feels bad man i love Melbourne would've been dope kicking it over there for a few days
1. Broncos2. Bengals3. Bills4. Jaguars5. Chargers6. Ravens7. Texans1. Rams2. Bears3. Saints4. Eagles5. 49ers6. Seahawks7. Cowboys
They sleepin on us. But we’ll wake them up with that Week 1 win
>>157559973it's a 7th round pick you hyperbolic retardi can think of 4 moves worse in Kwesi's tenure alone
yall niggas sleepin
>>157560313>nanners above the hawksLike at least the Rams can hang their hat on 'if they stay healthy' but the nanners of all teams??
>Tuanigamanuolepola Donny TagovailoaWhy are Polynesians allowed to do this to their child?
>>157560366Tits haven't been relevant since they benched Mariota.
>>157560374seahawks lost some key depth pieces. i'm not locked on them being below the 49ers or anything that division is still insanely close at the end of the day
>>157560379>Donny
Niners scammer looks like Somali Tracy McGrady
>>157560379You're asking how they could doom their child with a stupid name when his tied and bound him with rope and beat him with a stick for years to make him throw lefty which is why he can't throw more than 30 yards.
>>157560313The broncos are not good
>>157560404They lost like 4 guys.
>>157560313>Bronkek delusions, chapter 450Week 1 when
>>157560492then why are they winning the afc
>>157560471cringe
>>157560313lol damn your NFC is dogshit retard
Many teams are raped by the queefs and came to love their rapists, like the Bills. They've been made into submissive bottom bitches and take queefs side against younger better teams. The Broncos are their new rapists. They just haven't realized it yet
https://www.actionnetwork.com/nfl/2026-data-analysis-the-most-foul-mouthed-negative-nfl-fandoms>most rude fanbase:giants>most polite fanbase:bills>most positive fanbase:cardinals>most negative fanbase:jets
>>157560569Wow I knew the colts were secretly /our/guys
>>157560567Damn that's crazy. Speaking of rape
Ummm Cuckarado donkies? I thought we were supposed to be a white team?
>>157560629wtf is going on in texas? i thought it was all fat white guys in pickup trucks with 20 guns in the back steat
>>157560520Broncos are good but not “back to back 1 seed good”. The last time that happened was the Packers with Rodgers having two MVP seasons
>>157560642Dick
This is unfair
>>157560642>texico>whiteI know they censor the internet over there but surely you noticed how everything has a spanish name over there
>>157559792>unironically using preseason footage oldson bennett should be a HOFer by now then lol
>Romo pleads no contest>Says injuries lead to alcohol dependenceWhat a fag, CBS will probably can him now for based JJ.
>>157560703Like 12 people in the NFL are known as "JJ" you tards've gotta start being more specific
>>157560742He obviously means Julio Jones
>>157560742JJ Watt is a CBS broadcaster now and that's obvious from the context.
>>157560742Justin Jefferson retard
>>157560742Josh Johnson? ever heard of him?
what's up with lambsfags shiilling so hard? they mad the raiders are getting raped and gaped again this year so they went back to their plastic cope team?
>>157560742Jim Jeffcoaf retard
>>157560765Pretty sure he started 3 pre season games for my team over the last 18 years
>>157560746
>>157560757Nothing about your post implied JJ Watt works for CBS
>>157560771Their owner is buying the Halos and can't afford anyone on the Rammies next year. This is their last hurrah.
>>157560795They're buying halo? Aren't they like 25 years too late on that?
They literally found and convicted tupacs killer before the cowboys got past the divisional round again
>>157560804Another remake just came out I think
>>157560742he meant JJ arcega-whiteside
>>157560808they already knew he did it. it's a sham trial that was added to his already life sentence.
>>157560742JJ Stokes dumbass
>>157560742Jacksonville Jaguars i think
>>157560746>>157560780OwO what’s this
kek it's insane how raped the cowboys are
>seahawks down to holani ans an injured price at rb>bobo dead>emmanwori crippled>team signing dbs left and right cause no one can play nickel their bread and butter>have to rely on Sam darnold to win games nowOoo shithawks its bad
>hate your mexican fanbase>keep them cucked for decades out of spite
>>157560742Josh Jacobs clearly
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams with tears in his eyes, is holding a kitchen knife to his homosexual penis, wishing he had the courage to make himself a woman right now.
>>157560860>injured priceHuh
>calipacos seething hard about the hawksbeen a real bad few weeks for them, lakers cucked, pacoswing going into a lockout, walter's fund down to 2008 financial crisis levelsplus the knicks winning and the NBA mogging MLB in ratings. It may be decades before LA is relevant in sports again
>>157560898Lower leg injury been fucking him for the last couple weeks
>>157560808I ain't a winner but don't push mePadding stats is the sweetest joyNext to getting bussyPicture trophy case unloadedLame stats being quoted Peep the weakness in this run game expose itCome with me, Hail Jerry niggaRun this teamWhat do we have here now.do you wanna die or tie?Ladadadada
>>157560854kiss da ringz hater we dem soyz
>muh plumberball rings from before paco was even in the countrykekaroo they really try this
>>157560888>TripsChecked. But I also feel like this is pretty normal? I do this every Sunday when my Chiefs lose
>>157560909Nah, Price is right
what do we think about the raiders
>>157560945When you say nah to start a reply I automatically picture an 80 iq groid slack jawed and drooling while he spittles out naaaaaahhhhh on his disgusting lips
>>157560967Neither I nor anyone else cares, nah grr
>>157560981You cant even say the word cause you are one and should probably go die trying to rape a wild animal
>>157560965Is that Mendoza’s aunt?
>>157560965i think it'd be really cool if there were a little something something bulging between them legs for me to suckle on if you get what i'm saying
>>157560965Spicy food
>>157560988What word is that? You said groid, retard. Did you forget already?
>>157560742JJ McN9ne got cut and is now a broadcaster
>>157560991No>>157561002Ninersfag…
>>157561008The one that makes you seethe cause ur a genetic slave made for chattel and you clap for others like Lamar baboonson cause hes your dawg
>>157561029>injury been fucking him Lol
>>157561040Post hand
>>157561029Cis moids are terrible at taking pictures. All I can see is your eye, you have to back up moron
>>157560742Jeff Jaegar obviously
>>157561045I’ll do you one better. You have psycho eyes btw. Mine are much prettier
>>157561056Bro youre ugly as fuck lmfao
thread just got gayer than a gayleb williams boys night out
>>157561056You were 10 years old when the Cowboys won their last Superbowl
Lol
>The only chad here not scared of backing away from the cameraYou're all fat
>>157561074another brad holmes masterclass value signing!
>>157561071You dont know what gaybis till you ride the dick sucking train and caleb was the engine. I was the caboose which surprisingly isn't as fun as it sounds.
The mind rape that the Kiwi eye graphic shitpost has done to the mentally ill in this thread is insane.
>>157561072I was 4>>157561065First I was black, now I’m ugly, blah blah you look like a literal axe murderer in a dark room with a bright screen on and post like one too
>>157561098Do you do amphetamines?
>>157561098Go bronkies btw lol ugly ass goon
>>157561111Kek we used to make fun of a girl in middle school for having lopsided nipples like this
>>157560154>woman escalates conflict for no reasonThis video is a prime example of why you don’t give a woman power.
>Donkies have naked male midriffs saved on their Obama phones
>>157561056damn i'd fuck that eye>>157561029not this one tho that shit looks diseased
>>157561116Yea mine get sucked on by femboys while I watch /nfl/ lmao must suck to never have experienced such joys
>>157561121Where else would you save them retard?
>>157561095That relationship only exists in your head. I merely responded to a post hand post. If you have a problem take it up with the racists that need to sperg out about muh hand all the time
>>157561127Yeah it does. Now I’m sad and jealous. Happy, jerk?
>>157561128I would simply not save them. And that's what no donkey did
Everyone is going to feel like a fool for sleeping on the rams.
>>157561095What the hell are you talking about?
>>157561136
>>157561139>not some kind of “counting sheep” punLiterally one job >>157561109No but I do a metric fuck ton of pot
>>157561139They aren't even going to win their division.
>>157561138So you just memorize them for later or something?
>>157561139You mean dem boyz
>>157561145Kek
>>157558237Let the ramsfags enjoy their hype train while it lasts because we're gonna derail that shit week 1
>>157561150>No but I do a metric fuck ton of potRetarded wigger trash. Your mom wears cookie monster pajama pants to walmart
>>157561166I don’t think my mom has literally ever been in a Walmart, she’s afraid to go down into the city because it’s le dangerous kek
>>157561029Why are you Bo Nix
>>157561161>49ers get to Australia a week early>distance from the substation allows their bodies to heal>crush the jet lagged rammies 86-7I could see it
>>157558657>justin jolyhe was a locker room cancer
>>157561188The nood is everywhere
>>157561201Yea he was a faggot and the dolphins will suffer for picking him up. He wont last past this year
It's up bros. I think he actually is gonna finish before the season starts.
>>157561233>*goes 0-6*
>>157561233You recommend this guy? I’ve been listening to bootleg’s series on jogs/bike rides this month. Fucking gruden didn’t even try to finish before the season kek
>>157560742Joe Jurevicious obviously
>Shamelessly self posts in your thread
>>157561258I like him because he literally goes player by player and includes a bunch of infographs
>>157561276See that's an improvement, we can see more than one eye now. Still a little close
Avood the nood.
Nice practice squad this year.
>>157561305>practice squadCome on, you can't say that. The Bills aren't THAT bad.
>Why is owning an MLB team so low prestige and shitty compared to the NFL, NBA, THE Premier League and even MLS and NHL/NLL?We won /nfl/broswe're the most prestigious sport/sport league
>>157561313Was he not allowed to buy the Rockies? Fuck those Monfort assholes. I think the Walmart crew might be trying for a controlling share eventually.
>>157561313Imagine the boreball lockout lasts into next season and everyone just sort of forgets about it in the fast moving modern entertainment cycle
>>157561161I'm tired of haters gassing us up just to root for our demise. Shut the fuck up and let's just play football already.
>>157560172I dont believe any person in the phins organization is a good judge of talent, so this means nothing
>>157561294Parsons didnt and his knee was ruined
>>157561332>boreballit's actually pacoswing now, the sport is full of hispanic sport refugees who >got bullied out of soccer by argies and hues>got bullied out of football because the cowboys and raiders are dogshit>ethnically cucked out of even attempting to get into the NBA and obviously the NHL
>>157561348thoughts on her getting doxed by hated elon(being in sweden and cucking you with sven for years) and no streams in over half a year now?
>>157561356I still prefer luckswing myself
>>157561356>actually NOW there are a lot of Hispanic players in baseball>previously there weren't any
>>157561371Wasn't she like a 40 year old spinster
>>157561371don't care, never watched a stream of hers.
>>157561385no she's not that old she's just been dating a swede for many years>>157561400then why do you post her? very cuckolded behavior
8 days until kickoff
Thursday night football... live from... Australia
>>157559678>late night in the Chargers facility>Harbaugh is the last one in the building>or so he thinks>heads to the weightroom to work off some autism before he leaves>hears a strange sound>goes to the changing room>It's Mina getting spitroasted by the Herbert Bros>Mina looks up at Harbaugh>no shame whatsoever>Jim says, "what's YOUR deal?">she says, "I have one more hole, Jim"
>>157561455Sunday night football, live on...Wednesday night?
>>157561407Good luck shork. Simple as.
>>157561332I'm already boycotting baseball until they put Tim Lincecum in the hall of fame.No Timmy, no watchy
>>157561486How's she getting spit roasted and still able to talk?
>>157561486harbaugh would say something nonsensical and walk backwards out of the room, slowly
Harbaughs historically have tiny pps
>>157560742He's obviously talking about Jimmy Johnson
>>157561525Yeah like "woah-oh-ho, guessing no salmon fritters tonights" then back up like he's trying to get away from a stray dog without getting it to chase him.
>>157561528You would know
>byard is a fucking captainThe secrets have been revealed. The ball hawk to sucsneed while Gonzalez locks down the wr1
>>157561519Ventriloquism is a thing, anon
>>157561525Harbaugh was BMOC and an NFL starter, he definitely gangbanged some groupies back in the day
Fuck the lambsFuck the seacocksFuck those other birdsFuck York & ShanahanFuck the substationPlease God just let us be good again
>>157559201Holy based
>>157561519I imagine it's like talking with a mouth full of food
Myles Garrett has been abusing steroids for his entire career
>>157561647seems like he's been using them perfectly
>>157561665That right? Why are his little pussy knees hurting him so badly then?
>>157561528Chargers historically have never won a Superbowl
>>157561684KWAB
>>157560860Isnt okada the nickleback for them? He was pretty good last season
>>157561647That's the entire NFL.
>>157561588harbaugh showed up to "run a train" with his lunch pail and conductor hat
>>157561748Hes starting at safety cause they lost bryant and the second round pick they drafted to replace Bryant heemed himself and is on ir
>>157561765You dont know that.
>>157561588Jim Harbaugh is the most autistic man alive.
>>157561684>More franchise city moves than LombardisSad!
>>157561765Only once ur chosen by the league and theyll ignore it like manning getting hghd out for his neck when he went to denver and exploded for the record breaking offense
Caleb Williams is a 100% certified Thug Shaker.
>phins sign Clelin Ferrell to their practice squadYou now remember
>>157561819J U S T
>>157561774is that why every single "undersized" player coming into the nfl has put on 35 pounds of pure muscle and is shredded to shit in year 2? or do dem boys just get the BESTEST strength and conditioning coaches?
>>157561819Clemson DEs are always shit for some reason
>>157561835Name 3.I want pictures of these juicy men too. Shirtless so I can make a full and unbiased judgment
>>157561835Nfl workouts are way more intense than college yes. Muscle isnt that hard to gain if you already have it you just need to continually replenish the microtears so they band back together stronger out of stress and once you have cardio and lactic acid levels have lowered to an elite level you can basically pack on muscle after muscle if you know what ur doing.T. Personal trainer
>>157561860Stop riling up the schizos. Its getting out of control
>>157561854Caleb......
>>15756191770-20Even had similar long term results
>>157561427minaaaa.... mina me likey...
>>157559678>>157561486Mina has 7 holes. Each of them special. Each of them deserving of love.
Texans finner smash the bills
>>157562042BJ Shroud aint that guy
>>157562052He cut the stupid hair and got dell and boutte he'll be fine. Dude looked like a basset hound with that shit hanging off his head
>>157562078Basset hounds are based thoughbeit
>>157562052CJ GOD has never lost to Trash Allen
>>157562132So what? Josh Allen is a black quarterback
I’ve had enough of pat mcafee.
>>157562170you dont find him funny?
>>157561161das rite
i hope everyone is ready for the mindblowing revelation i have lined up for the next thread!!!
>>157562187I do not. I find him annoying.
>>157562213Fuck you bitch, you always have an announcement lined up for the next threadIt’s gonna be some bullshit too guaranteed
>>157562233
>>157562213Did you finally find that nasty little goblin kyler murrays hidey-hole and burn his ass out of there?
They sleepin on us on gang
>>157562257>deadskins
>>157562170Same but 3 years ago
McAfee is the exact reason everyone shits on punters
>>157562257reports out of camp is that your o-line looks to be one of the all time stinkiest in decades. That little starving african child you call a QB is going to be taken on a bullet train back to snap city again.
BBL Rams
>Antonio Brown, former NFL superstar, says he plans to start an OnlyFans in 2027 — the same year he thinks he’ll become a Hall of Famer. It's happening.
>>157562299>Alegretti back>AP going to trade for JPJYou're reporting yesterday's news, slowpokeWe back
>>157562170If I hear him say old whites again im going to heem his shabbos goy ass
>>157562319isnt he going to prison?
>>157562322>We backBack in the basement, yes.
>>157562326the corrupt miami DA is gonna get exposed when he decides to represent himself
>>157562369Oh boy we're getting another>grounds
>>157562379beating double coverage is way harder than beating some jewish boomer lawyer
*pisses on the Broncos*Kek
>>157562433Don’t do that
>>157562411True.
Cowboys vs Jags in the owl this year.
Mentally Untouchable.
>>157562433why would you do that
>>157562508CTE does that
Next thread needs to not be a plastic Ramilia OP please id take queefies or asterisks over a 3rd in a row
>>157562564>>157562564>>157562564
