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>The 2004 World Cup of Hockey was an international ice hockey tournament. It was the second installment of the National Hockey League (NHL)-sanctioned competition, eight years after the inaugural 1996 World Cup of Hockey. It was held from August 30 to September 14, 2004, and took place in various venues in North America and Europe. Canada won the championship, defeating Finland in the final, held in Toronto.>The tournament directly preceded the NHL lockout, as the NHL announced they were locking out players during 2004–05 season two days after the tournament final was played, pending the adoption of a new Collective Bargaining Agreement.
I hope Bedard comes home soon.
slopdown? cancelledthe magazine? gayvince? still
>>157557014bodybuilding in all fields actually
Tappara
>>157556996condense this into 1 word for me please
>>157557036kill yourself
>>157557039that's 2 words I asked for only 1
hoc on my cock
love me sneedslove me ’nadianslove me sharks
>>157557075
>>157557077
>>157557082kwasb (kek what a silver bitch)
>>157557117
>>157557071my nuckies should sign him
/hoc/'s life force is running out
>>157557363what can we do to save us
>>157557373eat your food, don't shoot it
yanks so gun happy they will shoot their hamburgers you can't make this up
Liiga opening night today lads
>>157557373Reject wrestlefaggotry
imagine the sissy who can't appreciate 80's wrestling, genuinely shudder at the thought
bud cut a promo on trb before delivering his finisher
gonna post the same shitty unfunny thing every thread until i get a (You) and pretend i fit in
I’m guessing the Kings are going to bottom out this year thanks to the failed rebuild under the mismanagement of Blake, Luc, and Holland. They need to rebuild/retool again, and I feel like Kempe would be the perfect fit on Carolina.Adrian KempeforAlexander Nikishin (extended)Bradley NadeauDAL 1st 2028Kings get a young, LD with top pairing potential and an intriguing potential 2nd liner winger in Nadeau.Kempe would be an absolute demon in Carolina with his size, speed, shot, and defensive chops.Flame away. I’m just waiting for hockey season to start.
>>157557477you sound like a shoot fag buddy
trb fit bud like a glove on 04/17/2022
>>157557481this is what you wake up to do?
>>157557485bud1
>>157557467best lips in the league
>>157557467Bedard was 5 years old in 2010.
>hope DIAMOND>sam SPADE>golf CLUB>cross my HEART>no connecthelp! help! im getting filtered by wyna
>>157557510how old was bud
>>157557634Retard
>>157557071put him on the pp with cutefield and suzuki-san
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
To love is to build a house of cards, or play a game of chessBut one wrong word or ill-thought moveAnd you must start it all afresh
>wake up>sweden still exists
diversity hire (black female) quit because she "felt uncomfortable" "working" with "only white men"
>>157557896was she qualified for the job?
>>157557911nah just black welcome to obamas america
The NJ Devils, fresh off missing the playoffs, are a worse team going into 26-27 than they were last year. Can’t wait til spring when this idiot fanbase acts surprised all over again that you need a starting goalie to compete in this league
>>157557950didnt ask
this is steve1989mre and today we're looking at a breakfast burrito
>>157557950and the forward group is still a problem but nobody wants to talk about it
>>157557972very, very good post
>>157557850That would be last place >laffs, anon.
>>157557980They definitely didn’t get any tougher either and that’s been the teams number 1 glaring issue for years now
flyover states seething again
>>157557996>ded wongs - eeveryday
>>157557396The SUPER SEASON of Liiga
>>157558182For the past 10 years
gonna play some gears of war brb
KaneBros....is he gonna drop the nukes of truth today??????
>>157558205
>>157558182>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfNzNaN32CIit's up!
Hello my gay and retarded as well as extremely homosexual friends
>>157558361whats up pal!
>>157558361Stop fugging sheep
>have trillions of possibilities of forms of life>you're born australianname a bigger kwab moment, go ahead. i'll wait.
>>157558390Being american lmao
>>157558405#rekt
more like amerigay
/hoc/ is a safe space for flamiacs
>>157558390delivering burritos for the air force and then... well, y'know the rest
oi mate i'm australian, my country consists of a two mile wide ring around the coast and if i ever leave that coast i will immediately be killed by wildlifecrikey
>>157558468sounds based
>>157558468you described americajust replace wildlife with flyover zombies
i had an Australian roommate once and we drank a lot of beers and smoked weed and played NFS Most Wanted and Sniper Elite a bunch, he was really good at cooking lasagna too, it was based
I miss all the canacuck elimination days. We were blessed with so many last year. They just kept coming.
a guy down the street from me is australian. he has a mullet.
>>157558555call ICE
30 bings
>>157558559why? he's white
>>157558569we're colourblind here
>coloUrblind
your honour, i would like to present evidence that anon is a bigot
>>157558588Here's a translation to AAVE: colorblind
>>157558071that's a tonberry
>>157558617das rite homie. you aight, you comin' to da cookout.
>>157558555sounds made up to me frankly
>>157558205He’ll reveal how autistic McDavid is
The birds are out enjoying the feeder again :)I count seven this time which is less than usual
>>157558727for me it's cardinals
>>157558726and you'll believe him without evidence
>>157558727They’re feasting on bird seed :) Do you see any blue jays?
>>157558727is birds codename for hot chicks
HOW is Vladimir Tarasenko still unsigned?!We’re talking about a proven NHL scorer with 709 career points, 327 goals and a Stanley Cup on his résumé - and he just scored 23 goals and 47 points in 75 games last season.Yes, he’s 34. But 23 goals is still legitimate production.With training camp right around the corner, it’s hard to believe nobody has stepped up for a veteran who can still finish and bring playoff experience to a contender.At some point, you’d think one team looks at the potential reward and makes the call.Where should Tarasenko sign?
>>157558754there was a female cardinal yesterday but i hadn't seen here since>>157558773i haven't seen many blue jays this year unfortunately :(
>>157558776no bird is code name for bird you porn brained freak
>>157558782The league is owned by retarded burgers. Thats why.
>>157558799thats what i said, chick is a bird
>>157558792Put out some shelled peanuts, they go crazy for that
>>157558727I just saw a woodpecker
>>157558205Kurtis Gabriel told a story of how Tomas Hertl and Erik Karlsson were chirping Kane about various things during the morning skate, so he went back to the locker room and started to saw their sticks before the trainers ran over to stop him.
>>157558782He's Russian (guaranteed chud)
Tappara sisters...
>>157558850R.i.P.
>>157558825kurtis is a fucking ahler at 33 and sheng peng cant skatethese allegations are hilarious bunch of assblasted nobodies trying to ruin a man's livelyhooddisgusting
peng ting
*achoo!*
>>157558909Release the texts evander
J O K E R I TOKERIT
jokars
>>157558976we don't collaborate with ruZZia in this genny
>>157559002>said the Manchurian candidate from /hoc/
>>157558727enjoy your increase in rodents around your home as a result of this
>>157558962hey kurt maybe if you could score more than 2 goals they would keep you in the bigs
>>157559002
Hey guys it's Evander "Kash Money" Kane here im gonna release all the truth nukes unless someone signs me to a cup contender
>>157559018Retard
>>157559117how am I retarded when I will not be creating more rats, mice, and god knows what else fucking up my property just because I am too lazy to get up and go out and see birds in nature?
evander kane is our antonio brown
>>157559151to this day I do not understand how Kane has not ended up with an endorsement deal for water proof tracksuits.
your kanes, your marners, your larkins
liiga muh pucks, /hoc/
>>157559182Bud your 1
Any news today
>>157559244anime
>>157559244Guerin spouting off that he is delusional.
>>157559139What the fuck are you babbling about? I literally just said how I was looking at the birds you spastic ESL
>>157559257>>157559260I said news
>scoreless draw in rauma
>>157559281a beggar, choosing in MY /hoc/?
>>157559262and I am looking at you having to go down the same spiral of filth my poor dead grandfather had to experience. Wanted his bird feeder so bad, but then was overrun by rat fight club and rat shit all over the place. Tried to then poison them, but then got dead rats everywhere plus dead birds who also ate the rats and died of the poison. Carcases galore, a bird feeder, and loads of chewed up holes in the exterior of his home.
>>157559304Meds
>>157559262He thinks you're spreading bird feed around your house and on your lawn, and if you didn't figure that out on your own, you may be as retarded as the babbler happens to be>>157559281Breaking Headlines >>157559304call a psychic hotline and beg them to get your chakras aligned, sweetie, damn
>finnish ice hockey draws of all like and nature
Not sure about all this Liiga talk and bird babble, but all I know is that it is couple of days away from Exhibition games in the glorious BCHL.
>most dangerous lead in Espoo
love taking a cheeky look at the birds walk by m8
>>157559354>>157559354go Crusies
LOHI MÄÄRÄÄ
>more dangerous draw in Vaasa
>>157559380>Jokerit struggling against SportOh no no no...
>>157559374Anybody but But Brooks for fucksakes
>>157559388are the Canucks really an NHL team this year? If no, how is it that they are returning?
>>157559383Welcome, newfriendInaugural Seasons, traditionally, don't go so very well regardless of why they come about>Mestis was beer league, and they struggled with those teams from time to time >come on, fourfull draw, big money...
>>157559380>>157559374>>157559357Kill yourself trb
>>157559411great post
>>157559388I’m so excited :)
>>157559374Sherwood Park? Sure reminds me of someone...
>>157559420another great post
>>157559415I see you're having a difficult time concealing it >I suspect you may enjoy going mad, give it a try
>>157559410why am i on reddit suddenly
you know one day trb will kill xirself once the (you)s stop giving what little dopamine hits they give and then y'all will be sorry
>>157559467It's okay as long as you're here to obsess over him he'll be fine
>>157559486i ignore ol' rapey, it's obvious /hoc/ is all he hasanyway i'm not trying to win another three day vacation
>>157559467>then y'all will be sorryDoubt that
>be Canadian>Cant win stanley cup>be American>cant win NBA mvp
>>157559546remind me who was the last american to win the NHL mvp
watching Canada brag about winning hockey awards is like watching New Zealand brag about winning the rugby world cup
>>157559582>asking when the last american won is bragging about canadaholy asspain
>>157559589this hyperbole only adds weight to my case, lad
>>157559609you lost to bud and mitch
>>157559609you're still crying about it, its not an exaggeration
>>157559318>get your chakras alignedMy chaykas are fully aligned at synagogue mister go laffs go btw
>>157559411>>157559414>t. samequeer
>panicky rapid fire objection What are you, the President or something? calm your tits, bud >watch the Finnish ice hockey and shut up
>>157559662what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>157559672shut up
>>157559675answer the question trb
when's the halifax expansion
>28 days please synchronize your menstrual cycles
>>157559677because I am a raped retard who lost to bud and mitch lad>>>>need I remind you about the burrito incident too?
bros Kane is gonna tell everyone about mcdavds Doujins....
>fourfull draw
>>1575596991598 days since you lost to bud443 days since you lost to mitch
I love hockey
>/hoc/>a place where you may love hockey
eggsdra dime :DDDDDDDD
I like doing the bogo deal before hockey games because sometimes the burrito courier slips and falls and sustains a rape related injury and I still have a backup burrito so I have energy for the hockey games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyZg1Yry1EwIT'S OUT
>>157559849looks like Johnny Galecki from a distance
>>157559772excellent post
>>157559860From a distance is bette midler
>>157559872You are the wind beneath my wings, lad
>>157559885>>157559772
>jokerit
F
>scoreless danish draw
>>157559925bud didn't finish the job
do playoff goals count for regular season records in these random european leagues? is that why rapey thought they did in the nhl?
>>157559932>do playoff goals count for regular season records in these random european leagues?No? Why would they?
>>157559926
why are people clapping in the Danish broadcast booth? is that some kind of Danish tradition?>it's annoying, they're clapping out of sync
he was completely sure that playoff goals counted towards the regular season record and then when he got btfo he called the line between the regular season and playoffs arbitrary kwarb
why were people clapping when bud 1 in april of 2022? is it because you were disabled by a burrito?>time to add regular season and playoff goal totals together
>>157560023dont forget when he truly saw how deep he was in it and tried to pretend it was all a ruse
>rags
>>157560032i remember that kwarb
Anyone got any bodybuilding magazines I can borrow???
>>157560050no fucking waytrb you really are a retard
Oh yeah it's mental illness hour I see. I'll be back later.
>open /hoc/>trb getting btfo >Canada sperging outlike clockwork
who won last skoda cup
>>157560247>404: swedes not found
on the 'nadian vpn now? yikes my guy
I just hired a guy named Mikhael because he said he plays Call of Cthulhu during his interview
Think im Tim Horton with the ice cap
realistically what's stopping anyone from being like that fake 49ers player and getting ahold of some used practice gear to scam people at their local rink and post workout vids from the beach
start the bud1600 counter
>>157560185
>>157560304integrity, you have no idea how many times girls think I'm a pro athlete and get pissed because they think I'm lying to them
finland will not win the world juniors, sorry
Finland already won.
eat cock discount finnish randy
>>157560343same, I don't argue I just take the photo and let them figure it out later
>>157560350Sure looks like that, the 07 age group is kinda bad. The 08s and especially the 09s are better, but this isn't their year just yet.
golden knights are gonna win it this year bro's
their arena got surged on
I need a Flamiac gf
>>157560533ill be your flamiac gf (male)
>>157559388>only shit teams on this graphic
>>157560544I'd prefer a female but I might be willing to settle if you're cute
>>157560514*
>>157560582*
>>157560586thoughts on your loss to randy?
>>157560597hard to win 5 against 9 kwab
this nerd in my teams chat keeps using anime gif reactions finna drive to his side of town and deliver a heem
>Report: Blues prospect Matthew Mayich has ‘zero chance of recovery’ following collapse at ASU, lawyer saysis he a vegetable now or what
>>157560635>Lawyer Robert Carey stated that Mayich, who fell into a coma at Sun Angel Stadium on the morning of Aug. 20, notes that Mayich has “zero chance of recovery.” wth? recovery as in playing again or as in living?
>>157560581there's no asterisk, I watched it happen on live television
>>157560635would indicate the abdelhak nouri situation (serious brain damage from lack of oxygen after heart attack) is pretty likely, yeah. That kid's family are huge muslims so they're keeping him in the terri schiavo pose, I had him in football manager :(
>>157560280he needs to get over to sj. it's already fashionably late.
Rodents a>>157560632We don't talk in the third person here
>>157560660>tf1993 no milly kwab 1967 and lastly 51
>>157560323Why are you clothed in the sauna?
>thread is full of fags and retards, but not the good kind of retardshant
>>157560661>the terri schiavo posekek
>>157560635>>157560643> the workout Mayich and other members of the Sun Devils men’s hockey program did was a “military-style workout,” run by Tim Zeisel, a non-ASU employee and former military service member, in temperatures just under 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Carey stated that he interviewed several players, who noted that Zeisel yelled at the players as if he were a drill instructor, limiting water intake to those who worked harder than othersWhen I think of ice hockey I think of 90 degree outdoor workouts in the desert at the ass crack of dawn with no liquids.
for me, it's all about puck possession
we don't call it ice hockey here
What policies does McDavid support?
>>157560716Yeah I hope his family sues the school
>>157560533just make sure shes of age buddy dont wanna get in trouble now
Now lets see per capita
>>157560749>nearly double usa golds
>>157560716ruh roh, sundebbies
yotes fucked up spectacularly and nearly constantly but I don't think they ever managed to kill a guy
For me, it’s the WJC
you know theyre mad when they pull out the all time lists
>>157560803Cope more
My team still hasn’t released the collegepuck schedule
>>157560827is this how canadians text each other
outrageous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-faFrTfyE
My Devils will make this sport relevant this year, /hoc/. Don't worry.
>>157560918Why? How bad are they gonna be this season?
>>157560925No I'm saying they'll be so good, cool and interesting that everyone will tune in
taking dad to the eye doctor bye bro's
A high intensity training program for players but your balls are being crushed by a goth domme mommy haha
>>157560918>>157560944The Cardiff Devils, I assume?
>>157560944With what players and what goalie?
new jersey should just stick to music
>>157560851It's called culture
>>157560973Jack Hughes and Quinn Hughes, as you know very well>what goalie?We don't need goalies where we're going
>>157560962You’re a kind son
whats Evander Kane kvetchin' about now
>>157560986Ummm you might not know your team that well. Quinn Hughes isn't on there.Are you just pretending to be a fan of this team?
>>157561016>He doesn't know
theyre just like, numbers and stuffthey dont really mean anything
>>157560978You kinda sound like a fag
>>157560999he couldn't handle the bantz and is gonna drop trvkes about the league
>>157561062Based. There are no gays allowed in the stars sauna
>>157561062Jamie Benn is a fag?
>>157560978canadian culture is speaking like an illiterate hillbilly
*hugs a canadian*
>>157561083'raid 'o
>>157561174Now you have aids
>>157561186much like nyla and chloe
>Kane wore a track suit when the Jets players gathered that morning for a meeting — a violation of team policy. Following a brief workout and stretch, Byfuglien is believed to have thrown those clothes into the shower to send a message to his teammate, according to sources.Based Buff I miss him
>>157561062It's been "we need gay celebration day, week, month, year more than ever" for the past decade now. These faggots won't stop until every single human being is a fag.
>>157561186wtf thats not what i wantedquite the opposite i might add
>>157561186*hugs you*
>>157561232Now i have aids
>>157561035Hopefully he goes public which players have side-whores in which cities etc.
>>157561232>hugs back Thanks fren I was feeling anxious
holy truth nvkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyDPzIKGg0
>>157561257Now thats just
*heems the Swede*
It's over...
>>157561333Lose weight, fatso.
>>157561361goodsmelliot fraudman doesn't deserve his paycheckkevin will be missed
>>157561361>Welcome back to 32 thoughts the podcast with me, Kyle Bukkake.
>>157561269Is Shannon the main character of /hoc/?
>>157561269Buy an ad Shannon.
>>157561436has to be gary
>>157561361what does this mean for o-dog
>>157561464hes still the fattest nhl reporter on the beat
>>157561464Anon... He's gone...
>>157561464i heard he's recovering well
>>157561464I'd be so awesome if Bieksa joined the boys on Overdrive.
>>157561361who gives a fuck
smelliotte friedman
bud1598 today
>>157561501Sportsnet are trying to kill hockey in Canada you fucking retard.
oh dear, let's not get political
how mad will xhe rb be on bud1600?
>>157561594Hockey is inherently political in Canada.
bud is inherently 1 in /hoc/
>>157561594>>157561596>>157561618I can smell you from here
not gonna get political here but WTF is up with all dressed chips????
>>157561578nah their just trying to save a buck
>>157561662They're great. A little bit from all the classic flavours.
>>157561673>theirLol you have to go back buddy
>>157561673Didn't they buy every NHL rights and raised the subscription price? It's obvious they don't want Canadians to watch hockey.
>>157561698there fault for being retarded and overpaying. now they have to cut corners everywhere to save money. more gambling ads. raise prices. shittier hosts. selling off games to amazon. cancelling free HNIC. all because they overpaid. their is an old saying. don't mistake incompetence for maliciousness.
>"We're aware of the threats one of our fans is facing and we've taken appropriate action with local and federal authorities to ensure his safety and well-being. We have no further comment on the matter as the investigation is ongoing." -New York Islanders on trb's threats against budbud's safe
>>157561728You're doing it on purpose, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U39sZgwSr_s
>>157561728>cancelling free HNICI get it. You are heart broken. YOU PEOPLE
>>157561749doing what on purpose
>>157561760making me want to give you a big wet sloppy kiss
>>157561772Do you really just spend hours on here thinking about your imaginary friends? lol
>>157561793>lol
>>157561793thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>157561793do you spend all day losing to bud?
>>157561800Couldn't tell you I don't know either of them
>>1575607661993
i caught a fish in lake america
Real queers queering off hours very intense today.
>>157561881 no such thing
>>157561895they don't have fish in canada, it's true
>>157561793I just scroll past those posts.
>>157561907They don't have clean water either. Remember when Calgary told their citizens not to shower because some pipe broke?
I can't imagine spending every moment of every day talking to myself in the hockey thread of an anonymous image board to obsess over a singular retard.
>>157561911>>157561920yep... xhe's a-bubblin'
>>157561920It's pretty crazy. But somehow it happens here.
>>157561913i mean thats not really a water quality issue more of a piping issue
>>157561920This but obsessing over canadians
Really, really excited to see Brendon Gallagher play for my Canucks this season.
>>157561951What is there to obsess about there?
>>157561961Ketchup chips. Once you start snackin' on them you can't stop!
>>157561956He used to be such a cutie. Wicked awful twink death
>>157561971Reminds me of that asian in that commercial that kept saying he's canadian because he loves ketchup chips. Is that really all it takes?
>>157561971ive been dipping regular chips in ketchup for years and always get shit for it
>>157561920i guess "lolcow" culture has always been around but it still feels like it's something that has made the internet even worse
>>157561997why not ranch?
>>157561920queers gon' queer off, anon
Imagine being such a bootlicker that you call it Lake America lmao
>>157562060Forget to switch your flag again?
cute goth girl bartender gave me a hug again bro's
>>157562075How do you get into the bar lifestyle?
>>157562080pretty sure you just go to a bar
>>157562080You go to the bar
>>157562080This is the best question ever asked on /hoc/
>>157562080you walk in and set your pack of darts on the bar make eye contact with the cutie and she says >usual then you go >yeah babe then she brings you a shot of bourbon and a bottle of yuengling then you say >thanks babe love you then she says >love you more
>>157562087>>157562088Is it okay to go alone? Do you just talk to the bartender or anyone else whose there? How drunk do I get?
>>157562103you gotta play sick jams on the juke box so everyone else goes YES YES THIS ROCKS
>>157562075keep giving her those 50%+ tips, retard. i am sure she'll fuck you soon.
>>157562109Thats why I always play Wheeler Walker Jr when I go to the bar
>>157562114cope i leave her a fiver
>>157562103>Is it okay to go alone?technically yes, hard to pull off if youre socially awkward which the rest of your post seems to confirmbest to go there for some kind of event like a hockey game, and bring a friend. get drunk enough to have fun but dont go overboard with it. i usually have 4 or 5 beers throughout the course of a game.
liiga started today and my home team won :D
>>157562136>wonmuch like bud and mitch
>>157562125five finger up her butt?
>>157562145no she isnt like that she has a boyfriend i coached her son in lacrosse
>>157562127chopped unc advice
>>157562161>she has a boyfriend
>>157562172chopped unc genny
>>157562174he's cool we talk hockey and elder scrolls
>>157561661>one white girl in the middle of a sea of shitLibtard wet dream
>>157562210So you hang out with her boyfriend too? and their son? lol how big of a hole are we digging here?
>>157562210So are you the bull or what
>>157562270yeah im shy about it though
>goes on /hoc/>is ever the dominant one
>>157562283bud dominated trb on 04/17/2022
>>157562136I hope your home team is TPS.
>>157562294kwarb 2true
your buds, your mitches, your dominicks
my doggy wants to go on a walk but it's raining and he hates the rain :(
>>157562328kwab
>>157562294>>157562312> t. samequeer
shut the FUCK UP *dropkicks 331*
>>157562315>your samequeers kwab
>>157562342ya blew it
>>157562272Nice, u should show us her titties
>>157562210wow shes got you babysitting her son too lmao
*buys jersey*
*buys this jersey*
>>157562414No, that's what you queers do.
>>157562426I won't >>157562449kid kinda sucked was too afraid of contact
trb blew bud on a chilly easter evening
>>157562476That's no fun
ALL I WANNA DO ISOYY VEEEEYYYYYYAND TAKE YA SHEKELS
>>157562328poor doggy :(
zesty ahhh /hoc/ full of chopped uncs who are into gay magazines
>>157562606we call those shawncels here
>>157562606Why do you type like that?
>>157562617true this is a bretmark board
gary... turn on the trades...
>>157562628Sekeres & Price were predicting an Elias Pettersson trade to one of the California teams last week.
>>157562661swedes get mad when you say petterson instead of some gay swede thing like paytersshoon kwab
trb gets mad when you say trb instead of some gay reddit thing like tbg kwab
>>157562711*celebrates with you in the corner by the glass**says nice fucking shot eh*
Why are Makar and his contract escaping the scrutiny that other players have faced this offseason?First off- I love Makar. He's the best defenseman in the world and he deserves every penny that he was offered- so this is not a slight against him. I'm in favor of players getting every dollar they can while they can get it.I just think we've seen guys like Carlsson and Robertson get a TON of flack for their contract situations in recent months when the boat they're in isn't any different.Example: Marek on Makar-"I LOVE the Makar deal.One of the things that happened in the NHL after thePA caved to a cap in ‘05 was players seemed to think it was their job to manage it. Or perhaps they got convinced that they should.A player is not a GM, it’s not his job to manage the cap."Contrast that with the way he handled the Robertson negotiations, and it's night and day...Players shouldn't be disparaged for looking out for themselves period- and it irks me even more when there's double standards.
>>157562729
*comes skating over to the corner**loses balance and slides into all of your skates knocking you both down*
yup, it's training time
>>157562729Marek says shit like this on a Monday and on a Friday he asks why some teams will never win a Stanley Cup.It's a damn if you do and damn if you don't situation for the majority of GMs because they are in a non-desired market. They have to manage the cap but if their star players (the agents) wants max money they have to sign them or else that star player will sign for less money in a desired market.
*taps you on the ass with my stick*Good stuff out there, see you in the showers
>>157562772>sportsdrikcan finns not be retarded even once
>The #NYR and UFA F Eeli Tolvanen are closing on a 1 year deal. The deal is expected to be for $1.5M.>rags fans are calling it a great signing
>>157562837missed this gimmick it was over with me
>>157562792Thank you Gary
>>157562833it's french stop being racist
>>157562874forgiveness please, im Christian
>>157562874>boisson sportivenice try pëkkä
your Tolvanens, your Bjorkstrands
your Xheattle Dickgirls
What's up guys. Jeff from Athlean-X.com here. Today, I'm gonna tell you guys why posting on /hoc/ is killing your gains
>>157562971and borgens and kartyes
Any Flames news?
*grabs a juice box from the mini fridge*
>>157563051yeah turns out fags are still ripping off gimmicks
yo yung blud get me a capri sun
>>157563059That isn't Flames news, silly
>>157563066Thugz mansion definitely has spiked capri suns
thug nasty?
I wonder what they drink in the /hoc/ mansion
>>157563095we drink water
>>157563095drinking water tonight :)second consecutive night sober (:
>>157563116good job bro. dont let the evil take over.
I'd love to be invited one of these years to drink some water with you fellas
>Let me tell you another Mess story.>Kevin Weekes, who came over in the Bure trade, was a backup goalie on our team, and let’s just say he wasn’t the most popular guy in the dressing room.>Our starter was hurt, so Weekes was in net and we called up a kid named Alfie Michaud from our farm team in Syracuse to back him up. But we had no plans to put Alfie anywhere near the net.>The game started, and about six minutes in, Weekes started shaking his knee as though he’d hurt something. Then he skated over to the bench. Everyone on the team knew he was pulling the chute.>(It wasn’t the first time we’d had an issue with him. There was a prior incident when Weekes had shown up late for a game and claimed it was because he had been robbed at knifepoint. His story was full of holes. None of his teammates believed him, and neither did I.)>Our trainer, Mike Burnstein, met him at the bench door.>“No f***ing way, Weekesie,” he said. “Get the f*** back out there.”>“But I felt a tweak in my knee,” Weekes said.>Burnstein didn’t move an inch. “Get the f*** back out there,” he said. “There’s no way you’re making this kid go in.”>“I felt a tweak,” Weekes said again. “I want to get it looked at.”
>>157563133if you ever are around here i will :)
>>157563143>Finally, Burnstein relented, Weekes went to the dressing room to get his “injured” knee looked at and Alfie came into the game. He tried to have a drink from his water bottle before play started, but he was so nervous that he started shaking like a leaf and poured the water all over his head.Mess skated over to him.>“Look, kid,” he said, “you do your best and we’ll do what we can for you.”>We lost the game, 4–1, but it wasn’t Alfie’s fault. We weren’t very good, and it was just another losing night in what turned out to be a losing season.>After the game, Weekes went to the trainer and told him that, miraculously, his knee was feeling a whole lot better.>“Oh, no,” Burnstein said. “You’re going through all the tests, starting with an MRI.”>Burnstein was going to do his best to torture him.>I was sitting in Crow’s office, having a beer after the game, when there was a knock at the door. It was Mess.>“Burkie, can I talk to you for a minute?” he asked.>I went back into the training room, where he had kicked everyone else out. Then he closed the door behind us. Mess was stripped to the waist and he still had his skates on, so he was towering over me. He leaned in with that look in his eyes.>“Trade him or I’ll f***ing kill him,” he said, and then walked out.>So needless to say, I traded Kevin Weekes. Kevin has gone on to a great broadcasting career, and we get along just fine.
>>157563147Thanks fren. I'll bring some ice
i prefer tap water
>>157563151Damn this is really gonna interrupt my mark messier/kevin weekes rpf fiction
>>157563143>>157563151Having a job sounds really gay
>>157563179same, my tap water hovers around 260 uS/cm conductivity which is the sweet spot if you ask me
>annex canada>name it north north dakota
>>157563179Mine is well water
>annex greenland>name it new Canada
Water? I hardly know her!
How about we respect country's sovereignty
what gary DOESN'T want you to see
>bud annexes tbg's boypussy>names it trb
I respect Canada
>>157563245
>>157563245Thank you
>he actually thinks dementia don will do anything about canada or greenlandi doubt he can even point canada out on a map, to be 2bh
>>157563252>>157563253
>>157563245i respect everyone :)
>>157563270Everyone loves Finland
>>157563245....NOT
>>157563274ew, no
women are stupid and i don’t respect them
>>157563213Nothing better than cold freshly collected well water.
>>157563190that's what enemies to lovers is for
>>157563245>>157563245>>157563245>>157563245respect is earned, not given lad....>RESTECP? it's not even in the dictionary anymore!
>>157563288
>>157563237i know it smell crazy in there
>>157563295Raped bitch
>>157563296She looks like she cheers for the Flames.
>>157563296stella is stupid and i don’t respect her
>>157563237imagine if they were white girls all lining up for BBC hahago flyers!!!
>>157563179There is something wrong with your image fren
>>157563324big bulju cock
>>157563237We don't post turkish-aggregated coomer content unless it's goth hijabi bodybuilders they probably somehow have some of those
Lake Ontario
>>157563295your respect was taken forcefully by bud on that chilly easter eve
Ontari her? I don't even know her
>>157563315im told shes more of a nucks fan
>>157563332jen
>>157563308>>157563351excellent posts
>>157563362Pictures like that make me proud to be Canadian.
gary has blessed >us with a trade
>>157563461How did that guy have 56 points last year, I have only barely heard of him, like I pretty much knew who "Eeli Tolvanen" was
>The New Jersey Devils announced today that the team has acquired forward Luke Evangelista in a trade with Nashville in exchange for Colorado’s 2028 first-round pick (conditional) and New Jersey’s 2028 second-round pick
>>157563476beat you to it, nerd
>>157563480Cus i spent 2 minutes looking for that picture
>>157563473he was lucky enough to be passing to stamkos (42 goals) or forsberg (40 goals)
>>157563487i spent two minutes looking for this picture
hoc is for frens
>>157563503I thought it was for Stanley Cups. Maybe I'm mistaken.
>>157563522You're mistaken
>>157563490It's a shame stamkos is rotting away the end of his career there
>>157563473>How did that guy have 56 points last year, I have only barely heard of himNobody pays attention to Nashville
>>157563524Spoken like a true Flames fan. How are you doing today anyway?
>>157563530I'm exhausted from volunteering in my local community all day, and from benching 5pl8 this morning
>>157563529
>>157563522u r a retard
brady tkachuk really thinks seattle in part of canada
>brady tkachuk really thinksdoubt it
>>157563601>>157563601
