At least put the scores in you mug >Friday 28th AugustCrystal Palace 1-4 Manchester City>Saturday 29th AugustLiverpool 2-2 Nottingham ForestBournemouth 1-1 EvertonCoventry City 0-1 Hull CityTottenham Hotspur 0-2 Newcastle United>Sunday 30th AugustChelsea 4-3 Brighton & Hove AlbionLeeds United 1-1 BrentfordSunderland 1-0 FulhamManchester United 5-2 Ipswich Town>Monday 31st AugustAston Villa 0-1 Arsenal
Weird fact: Hull City now have two players raised by deaf parents
Any updates on the LB to United situation?
>>157561322Is this true?
>>157561322Can someone update this pic since Enzo has like 200 games for chels now
>>157561322Retarded image, nitpicking
you now remember Stefan Bajcetic
mog central
this is my favourite signing of this transfer window. of any transfer window
>>157561315they were only ever going to sign a RW to make up the numbers if Gakpo was sold
>>157561339Bro wants the rest of the English players out too kek
>>157561367is foden dead?
Man Shitty with the all brown midfield Man Dilated with the all black midfield
>>157561337they qualified for the champions league so the board won't invest in the squad, they do this every time
Good riddance Enzo
>>157561367best midfield in the league, no question
Rayan Trooni Enzgo bye bye to your willy FernandezElliot Tranderson Ayyoub Troonaddi
>>157561386since when did anderson turn brown?
Someone needs to investigate Chelsea's business. A British record fee for Enzo is insane
I'm declaring a fatwa on Richard Hughes, the CUNT
>>157561406he's a chelsea jeet continuously seething about city it's hilarious. The dirty dalit must be fuming Enzo snubbed them KEEEEEK
how did united finish the window with an even shitter midfield than when they started?
>>157561322I refuse to believe this image is true.
>>157561406geordies are spiritually pakistani
CHARLTON MAKING A LAST MINUTE BREAKING BID FOR DIPPY THOMAS
>>157561433Nah he really does have those gay tattoos.
Mental how Arsenal are weaker than they were before the window and everybody else is x100 times as strong. They're literally going to struggle for Top 10.
Chelshit made a profit on the lesbian because of Man Shitty fumbling Pep KEEEEEEEEEK
>>157561370Ivan PerisicTimo WernerKolo MuaniMathys TelMudryk
>Manchester United have rejected Everton’s offer to take Joshua Zirkzee on loan. They rejected the £10m loan fee offer.If this was City or Chelsea they would have gotten £60m for him.
>>157561428sir jim is a good man giving money to socio-economic lads
>>157561462Yeah because Manure are shit at selling players. Buy Pogba for 100 milly and let him go for free
>>157561370insurance, crypto and gamblingbeautiful combo
>>157561462>can't even off-load Big Zirk to Everton for 10 milabsolute state of it
>>157561370Why is this wigger so sexy?!
>>157561370this has got to be the shittest tattoo I've ever seen
Of course nobody will look into or question the dealings involving Brighton-Ipswich-Strasbourg-Chelsea. The holy quartet of shady deals. Enciso will wear a Chelsea shirt in January or next season.Look into the deals involving these 4 teams. Valentin Barco, Enciso, Deivid Washington (?) just sold for 18 million to Strasbourg.
>>157561480Technically they rejected it.
>>157561493But why? That's the best deal they're gonna get
>>157561487Starve the EgoFeed the Soul
>>157561502Carrick doesn't like Sesko, apparently. So probably wants Big Zirk to back-up for Big Booty Boomo.
>>157561491What business does barco have with ipswich? What business does Washington have with ipswich our Brighton? You're kinda schizophrenic
>Man City winger Jack Grealish has re-joined Everton on loan for the rest of the season, taking him to the end of his contract at the Etihad Stadium.
>>157561517Bit weird to see out the final year of your contract with a loan deal, but I guess he's on massive wages and wants to get the bag before accepting whatever horrific deal he can get next summer to see out his career
>>157561515Arse pocketed a few milly from that. Would have done so with Balogun too but his deal fell through.>>157561527If he does well enough he might get a mid-table PL club to sign him up for a year or two. If not, Saudi for the bands or MLS I guess.
>>157561513None yet but these 4 teams have deals going between them like they're the best friends in the block. The Enciso and Barco transfers are very suspicious. AC Milan should be looked into as well as I notice patterns.
>Ollie Watkins scored on his Al-Hilal debut tonight, following his move to the Saudi Pro League from Aston Villa.
>>157561517It'll be good to see Grealish enjoying his football again
>>157561545You're are schizophrenicOnly enciso has been to all 4 clubsStrasbourg is owned by Chelsea everyone and their mothers know there are shady deals between themBrighton sell to Chelsea (and Strasbourg by connection) regularly but hardly buy from themI don't know where you got the ipswich angle from. Genuine mental retardation
>>157561335Pardon?
>>157561370Absolutely insane>>157561527He'll be off to Saudi, guarantee it
>>157561573They must be saying that a lot in their households
>>157561515shinyzestycity
City academy legend Mukasa already saving West Ham's season
>>157561584Have a feeling that's not his original hair colour. Did he dye it/bleach it for the move?
>>157561584Get him and Krepin Diatta in the same squad
>>157561448My world is shattered
>>157561584I didn't know they came in City colours
>Arsenal keeper Tommy Setford, 20, has joined League One side Stevenage on loan for the season.
Arsenal got rejected by Vini Jr
>>157561487It's true. He needs drugs as well.
>>157561515Shame Cody's gone the other way. Understandable though.
>>157561545>>157561566I apologise for my rudeness. I could've said this in a much nicer way. I had a long day so got a little heated up.
>>157561631>Shame CodyWhat kinda name is that
>>157561579Grealish doesn't seem like the sort who would do well in Saudi. He'd probably get in trouble week 1 by breaking some sort of law.
>>157561631True, him and Millar played a big part of us getting into the Premier League and it's a shame to see them leave. Millar wouldn't be in the team ahead of the new signings so at least he's gone on a high after getting the winner at Coventry
>Manchester United inquired about Ait-Nouri a few hours before the window closes>"Yeah, we're not selling him">"ok"weird move
>>1575616481,000 lashes for blowing his beans up some Big Momma's massive black bum (Grealish is a certified WMBF fan btw)
>>157561655They saw city selling their whole bench so thought they'll give a try. No harm in asking and all
>>157561631Nice move for him at least, always had pace and energy but much like Coyle he's probably out of his depth. Crazy times mate. (It's me the other Hullanon I'm away lel)
Everton FAIL to sign Jozy Altidore after he fails medical
Why are Argies so obsessed with covering themselves in shitty tacky tattoos
>>157561655Obviously City aren't going to sell they're down to a threadbare squad of 80 players
>>157561669kek. I remember him at City, he only scored 1 goal in about 30 games
So what will United's and Arsenal's excuses be when they're plummeting down the table because neither actually fixed their glaring issues (LB and LW)?>We're keeping our powder dry>We will spend big next summer>There wasn't value in the market>We weren't going to overpay>There wasn't anybody available>We have a strong squad already
>>157561708>you now remember Kamel GhilasHe was wank and all
gonna be so boring seeing city and chelsea duke it for the title again.
>>157561566Ipswich has dealings with Chelsea AND Strasbourg. Are these team not allowed to deal between them? No of course not but there are patterns worth looking into that is all. Enciso was bought by Chelsea from Brighton after a few issues with his knee then sold immediately a few days later to Strasboug. One year later he gets sold to Ipswich of all places after having a positive World Cup where he was basically a one man show for Paraguay and could have gotten for sure a better team looking to get him. Ipswich has dealings with Chelsea in form of Omari Hutchinson, Liam Delap and others in their under 21s squads
>>157561715I think Man United's squad is shit and their transfer window was shit, but when I see they finished 3rd last season, I look around and also notice that so many other clubs are also either shit or failing, so I think that even though they're trash, they might still do alright by virtue of having no real competition for those places.
>>157561741You've also forgotten Gary O'Neil who left as Strasbourg manager for Ipswich.
>>157561721I was so excited when he signed lol. I remember being at Chelsea on the opening day, he came on as a sub and I loved how quickly he chased down their defenders. I think he peaked in that 20 minutes. And we lost 2-1.
i heard chelsea signed a skillful ngubu at the last minute
>>157561758As always. I've noticed our signings at Hull have got progressively blacker as the window has gone on. I wonder why that is. Maybe owners just find themselves drawn to more exotic signings as the full Moon approaches?
>Harry Amass is stayingOh well that's the LB depth then. Time for Carrick to trust the youth
>Ben Chilwell returns to Crystal Palace from Strasbourg, here we go!>Agreement in place and paperwork time now.Is CP the new Blueco team???
>>157561742What the fuck do you mean? Let's assume Arsenal and City are 1st and 2nd, switch around if you want. Are you saying Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs are worse than United? Note, United played 40 games last season (38 league games, 1 FA Cup game, 1 League Cup game) and now have at least 50 games this season (38 league, 8 CL, FA Cup and League Cup) they're going to perform just as well and be better than Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool. Let alone the other teams which have improved? Chelsea and Spurs don't have Europe. So one game a week, basically. Liverpool have CL but now have three £100m+ players. United don't even have one. Arsenal only have one. It's going to be City and Chelsea challenging for the league. I don't see City not winning it, but Chelsea with no Europe might win it because City will try to win all comps.Shaw cannot play 50 games at LB. Even if he was 100% fit all the time he'd never manage that. So who do they play at LB instead? Arsenal cannot play Tzolis 50 games at LW. Even if he was 100% fir all the time he'd never manage that and is absolute trash. So who do they play at LW?Two massive glaring issues and neither fixed it. So unless United are going to play Mazraoui or Dalot at LB. Or even Baleba, I can't see them managing. As for Arsenal, they'll have to shove Eze, Madueke, Saka or Dowman there. Maybe Havertz (he has played LB afaik for Germany).
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>>157561801>Chilwell is still only 29???????????
>>157561752Thanks. We need a schizo thread to connect all the dots.
>>157561741Chelsea do this kind of fucking about with everyoneLacroix Palace -> ChelseaChilwell released from Strasbourg -> Palace
>Monaco pull out of Lamine Camara dealChelsea on the ropes
>>157561811Luke Shaw is an elite footballer.
>On the deadline time, Tottenham have signed Tosin Adarabioyo from Chelsea. £7m fee.Well we already knew this but still.
>>157561462lucky break. zirkzee can still make a massive contribution for united this season
>>157561584You could not draw this person.
>>157561811Spurs are dogshit and managed by a snake oil salesman, why are you mentioning them
>>157561848holy shit lmao, brutal
A business idea: Big Zirk tried as LB
>>157561811>Are you saying Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs are worse than United?Spurs are undoubtedly worse right now. Sad to say but I think Liverpool and Man United are hitting similar levels due to Liverpool not balancing their midfield. Chelsea look good, but let's see. My only point is that as underwhelming as Man United are, they can still probably crack top 4 if they perform well because the rest of the league don't look that much better.
>>157561848LOL
Bring back Tuanzebe for LB.
>>157561811>Eze, Madueke, SakaAre these star wars characters or something
>>157561872It's Brentmemes year
>It seems as if Monaco have renegotiated a fee with Everton for Folarin Balogun - and thus stopped Lamine Camara moving to Chelsea.
>>157561861Kick it Out, lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuu5YtkPIo
>>157561867Talksport saying its because Liverpool said they'll pay full whack for him in the winter or next summer. Monaco don't need the money if Balogun goes. Their deadline has already passed so they can't sign a Camara replacement.So it sounds like Balogun might be on.
Big Zirk finna ball out this season
>>157561811>unironically referencing Spurs as a possibility for 3rdYou've lost all credibility lad
Musical Transfers and Chelsea left holding their cocksWe gonna be seeing Jordan Henderson starting
Erm bros, Fabricatio Romemeo did a Here We Go though? Shouldn't he only do that when a transfer is 100% done?
can we admit that the "muh local"/"muh EFL" is just chud cope for arabs/jews/americans buying clubs and filling them with ngubus to win plastic titles? even the "muh sociodad o algo" ownership of leliga hasn't prevented the ngubuification of their teamsbeing a european chud sucks because you have one sport and a direct single point of failure for globohomoification, at least americans, aussies, canadians, etc have multiple sports and can branch out when one gets too pozzed>but our lower leagues aren't pozzedit doesn't matter since you get autocucked by the pozzed leagues above you. It's even worse for the latinx who have all their players stolen from them by hated europeans and also get massively timezone cucked to watch their epic soccer stars. the only ones worse off are scandi hockeyfags who get timezonecucked in a worse direction by the NHL
Stephy Mavididi jumps up a division on loan, always find those moves peculiar. He looks thrilled to be at Watford.
Zian Flemming to Ipswich. Rebuild complete. Europa Conference League awaits.
>>157561922Just an all round incoherent post.
poor chelsea
Liverpool and City ruined transfer market
>>157561936Was going to mention this one, Burnley are genuinely fucked now.
>>157561370lmfao
>>157561933Is this the one from 'Get Out'?
>>157561944Literally only Rice who's been worth it. LOL.
>AdarabioyoNever fucking noticed this Countdown letters round player the last 2 seasons. He just blended in with all the other unpronouncable black Chelsea signings
>>157561965He mostly goes by Tosin
>>157561944>Fernandez will be in the Top 10 most expensive PL transfers list twice>JGrealz at £100m will be 11thFucking hell
>>157561965
>>157561939how many times have your chud ethnostate EFL/locals had their star players cucked by the EPL?remember when you kneeled for BLM against us and our blacks didn't know wtf you were doing?
>>157561965kek. someone tell boehly to offer £200m for mandingo tnetennba
>>157561922>>157561985This is just a series of buzzwords, what are you trying to say?
>>157561848TOP FUCKING KEK
>>157561985That's because our country was sold out and vassalised in WW2. It has nothing to do with football. Once again, just incoherence all round.
>>157561944All of this financed by ethnics watching from mudhuts btw
>>157561922>>157561985I'm very very thankful I'm not this brainrotted. Jesus Christ.
>>157561985>our blacks didn't know wtf you were doingI'm sure your black players have no idea what BLM is and are completely oblivious to "taking the knee" m8
>>157562008shaun wright phillips mentioned
>>157562009>>157562008>>157562002>>157561998your seethe has confirmed the Correctness of my analysis. Desperate for some option to chud out but cucked by your leftist government.
>>157562018Can you type in normal terms please mate? It reads like you learned English on /pol/
>>157562011kekSpeaking of SWP, just found out his son D'Margio is now playing in Belgium for Beerschot, and has been there since 2024. I remembered him playing at Stoke but hadn't even realised he'd left them.
>>157562018The US militarily occupied Europe in 1945 and still controls it to this day. You are an Empire which has reshaped the world according to diversity and gayness. This is not related to football in the slightest. Please grow a brain or preferably fuck off.
>>157561960Caicedo
monaco doing chelsea dirty on some player i had never heard of but at least it will be something funny on the sportsbar
>>157562027>D'Margio Wright-Phillipschrist
>Sources suggest Chelsea had time to stop Enzo Fernandez's deal to Manchester City but they preferred to honour their word.>The feeling at Stamford Bridge is they fell victim to an extraordinary and unprofessional situation.Yanks screwed over by Monegasques, you love to see it
>>157562027>D'Margioa nation turns its lonely eyes to yooouuuuuuu
Everton fans not taking the Summer's transfer dealings too well.
>>157562056for that money and the risk of a little argie bitch like that throwing a hissy not much they could do
>>157562064also, sports
>>157562021>>157562009>>157561998>>157562002>>157562032you tried to act like you were chuddier than us and then you gota gigapozzed
>>157562076Who? When? What are you talking about? Football?
>>157562064did we ever get confirmation if he supported a football team? assume hes just into cricket but being a scousaar isnt totally out of the question
>>157562056>but they preferred to honour their wordPreferred to get rid of a liability for silly money
Sorba confirmedPlease don't turn into a petulant cunt
>>157562086Don't think so but did you know that 3 of the 7 leaders of the G7 are Everton fans?
>>157562108Moyes Occupied Government
>>157562095Huddersfield reject
Does anyone else hate how normies say "side quest" for everything
>>157561322This nigga got swallows tattooed on his neck. Gay af
will he flop?
>>157562056Chelsea have a 700m bank loan due at the end of the season, selling a fat little fraud for 130m who's also a complete cancer is a no brainer
Enzo doing a side quest at City before he goes to Madrid
A journo with 14k followers said our boy Jadon Sancho heading to Palmeiras
>>157561890well I feel like you could be safe in assuming Chelsea won't be in for him in the future after that fiasco
>>157561370Mudkip!
>>157562128He's been begging for Madrid for 6 months lol, they told him to fuck off
>>157562140he's better than any of their midfielders apart form valverde
>>157562124How much was he?
>>157562126No one should be buying Chelsea players, just let them sink.
if chelsea stuck to their enzo sale date they wouldnt be sitting there holding their willies
>>157561584is that al Jolson??? i thought we had moved past this especially after lanterns(2026)
Shitty have the British transfer record KEK
>>157562153£125m
>>157562150Whether that is true or not isn't particularly relevant(it's not true) they literally had a press release to say they don't want him and never did and for him to stop begging, was quite embarrassing desu
>>157562156good one kek my willy
If you think your window is shite spare a thought for us Blades. We're doing a Leicester.
>>157562124I don't see how he could flop. The manager specifically wanted him and will obviously play him a lot, and he's in a decent solid team now.
>feel sorry for the bluntsnah lol
does it even count as a 100m sale if you bought them for 100m
>>157562165Comunicado oficial'd
>>157562178he has anderson and bouadi behind him instead of caicedo and lavia, he can't fail
>>157562186Well fuck you. American owners can happen to anyone, don't say you weren't warned.
Go on a stabbing spree in Tank and I'll feel sorry for United >>157562177
>>157561944>Liverpool and City ruined transfer marketYeah let's forget about Antony and Pogba and Maguire and the likes
>>157562192kek
chelsea fans are seething in enzo's socials KEEEEK
How many 100m+ signings have happened this summer?
>>157562197It's closed for good this summer
>>157562177>Kalvin Phillips (on loan from Manchester City)
Mantroony just handed Chudsea £125m for a lesbian
>>157562214all africans probably
>>157561370this is the most football manager transfer window with the algorithm fucking up and all sorts of nonsensical transfers taking place...tottenham managed to act as the off-loader for not one but 5 different players from the big 5 and all that just so the epl mafia could let them sign tonali
>>157562226chelsea will just waste it on some overrated ngubu in january, don't worry
>>157562214Cannot fathom why, he's shit and he clearly hated the club, they should be delighted he's gone
>>157562223Where do the deanos and nitty slags go now? Network?
>>157562214They have been so bitter over the Maresca thing too. I think if City and Chelsea end up in a title race this season it will get heated as fuck. There's also the Cole Palmer thing too. Subtle rivalry building up here.
>>157562225Unironically could be our best player except he can only manage 45 minutes
I wanna eat your pussy
>>157562242Pep was right when he called him fat
>>157562240chelsea are run abysmally, not even alonso could get them into a title race
Christos Mouzakitis deal confirmed, a 5-year deal apparently.
>>157561487I'm trying to get retarded enough to understand the idea behind this.
I want Dippy Thomas' pussy in my BBC
>>157562238Not been Network outside of Tramlines for a few yearsWorst is Carver Street you're guaranteed a fight and smelly fingers
Wasn't Enzo in Arshavins Creed?
Is bar cola going to be good ?
>>157562266his finishing is shit
Barlemonade will be good
>>157561668>is in greece>has no mouzakitis insider scoops
>liverpool hear from monaco kids agents in june begging them to take him>nothing>with three hours left they suddenly emerge to show interest and fuck over chelseas dealfuck off scouse rats
>Hull have signed 18 players in this transfer windowMAD SHIT
>>157562297Real tiger shit
Chelsea midfielders for the title race>Caicedo (injured)>Lavia>Henderson (injured)Looks like they’ll be ok as long as Lavia and Reece James can stay healthy
>>157561811>What the fuck do you mean? Let's assume Arsenal and City are 1st and 2nd, switch around if you want. Are you saying Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs are worse than United? Note, United played 40 games last season (38 league games, 1 FA Cup game, 1 League Cup game) and now have at least 50 games this season (38 league, 8 CL, FA Cup and League Cup) they're going to perform just as well and be better than Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool. Let alone the other teams which have improved? Chelsea and Spurs don't have Europe. So one game a week, basically. Liverpool have CL but now have three £100m+ players. United don't even have one. Arsenal only have one.>It's going to be City and Chelsea challenging for the league. I don't see City not winning it, but Chelsea with no Europe might win it because City will try to win all comps.>Shaw cannot play 50 games at LB. Even if he was 100% fit all the time he'd never manage that. So who do they play at LB instead? Arsenal cannot play Tzolis 50 games at LW. Even if he was 100% fir all the time he'd never manage that and is absolute trash. So who do they play at LW?>Two massive glaring issues and neither fixed it. So unless United are going to play Mazraoui or Dalot at LB. Or even Baleba, I can't see them managing. As for Arsenal, they'll have to shove Eze, Madueke, Saka or Dowman there. Maybe Havertz (he has played LB afaik for Germany).
>>157562240Chelsea is not in the title race lmaooo. It's between citeh and arsenull
>>157562327Pretty much. Solid list.
>>157562327Spuds into relegation battle and this is accurate
>>157562316
>>157561370Bro went from an Uber driver to a Spurs player. What a downgrade
>>157562325You write like you have a double digit IQ, you’re quite annoying
>>157562327Somehow Villa will sneak into Europe again
>>157562346There is 0% chance he is French.
>>157562316I still cannot understand how Clearlake Chelsea buy and sell literal dozens of players every window yet end up with zero depth in certain areas. Just a staggering level of retardation.
>>157562353He a nafri
>>157562346hit a nerve didn't I chelsea jeet?
Chelsea have a meme gk and no defense. On par with UnitedHow are they in the title race?
>>157562371Because they put goals past Brighton and the mighty likes of Fulham and Luton.
>>157562297It feels like some of the signings we made 4-5 weeks ago were just to get bodies in the door. Hjerto-Dahl looks like a promising talent, but we've added another half-a-dozen central midfielders since then and it's doubtful he'll play anything but League Cup ties (and next Tuesday may be the last we have of those as we've got Sunderland away). Our owner has mentioned that by waiting to buy players at certain times, we've saved up to £30m in fees. It's as if some of the additions back in July were a contingency, which is a shame as I was hoping to see Hjerto-Dahl and Elliot Stroud develop.Otherwise though, we've got a few young players on long-term deals, straight out of the Chelsea textbook, so they shouldn't depreciate in value even in the event that we go down. A few older heads in the form of Matt Targett and Jack Butland who keep an English element in the dressing room and who will be reliable enough in the Championship if the worst happens.
>>157562316As a chelsea fan this was a 10/10 window till Monaco pulled out the Camara deal. Now we have an midfield squad of >Moises Caicedo (injured)>Reece James (Injury prone + is actually a right wing back defender)>Romeo Lavia (Injury prone)>Jordan Henderson (Grandad)>Reggie Watson (16 year old child)>Valentine Barco (Argentine Jack Colback) >Malo Gusto (Is actually a right back)>>157562357But where's the fun in that? Signing a 15 year old Uzbekistani left footed right winger who scored 1 goal in 25 appearances in the Slovakian 2nd division for £50 million! Now that's fun.
>>157561370I really feel like he and Garnacho should be playing on the same team. They could switch wings everytime they get nullified by the full back.I get them mixed up quite often.
>Everton have signed Lyon right-back Ainsley Maitland-Niles for an undisclosed fee (£3m).Now watch Moyes play Jake O'Brien at RB instead.
>>157562316I think Barco could be good desu
>>157562390The CB situation is also terrible
Garnacho, Enzo, Murdyke
>New Everton signing Florin Balogun is to serve his suspension from the world cup at club level with a 36 match ban
>>157562417>Burnham threatens to bomb PL HQ
>>157562327You seriously don't think Hull will be in a relegation battle?
>>157562422Fucking do it
>>157562423Not as much as I think that those other clubs will be.
>>157562423They look a lot better than Manchester 'competing for Europe' United
>>157561584DLSS 5?
>>157562358Yeah no shit. City bring in Cherki and Bouaddi and all of a sudden he's a new fan
Actually Manchester United won the league this past weekend after beating Ipswich
>>157562393Garnacho is like prime CR7 compared to Mudkips
>Leicester City have signed former Sheffield United, Hull City and Rangers midfielder John Lundstram on a free transfer following his departure from Turkish side Trabzonspor.Blimey, didn't expect him to return to English football at all
>>157562399Yes but think its fine for now(i know we shipping goals), but there is no point buying anymore class B and C defenders. The only way it will improve now is going all out and buying 1 world class defender. I personally dont who that is and dont think anyone of that calibre was available this window.
>>157562459Mudryk and Antony thenOr fuck it all 3
>>157562467He's started to look like a Robbie Keane impersonator
Sorba (and) the Greek
>>157562473>Garnacho, Mudryk, AntonyImagine that as a front 3Immediate relegation
>>157562467I forgot that he's not the ex-sheffield united player who died from drowning (that was Baldock)
>>157562467He basically went on strike for us for a year after that one good season. Earned himself a relegation on his CV and got his big move to Rangers afterwards.Fuck him
>>157562487>Baldockanother Greek
>>157562443>>157562486With Enzo as cam
Now that the dust has settled how does your teams squad look?
Monaco chads snubbed chelsea sissies so hard they're squirming
>>157562502Far better than it did in May, but possibly still not strong enough to stay up
>Reo Hatate to Burnleh
>>157562438>>157562456abu melty
>>157562502Just waiting for Shaw's feet to permanently die so United will probably get someone new in next window (maybe)
>>157562505>Lets be scumbags and piss off one of the richest clubs in the world so they never do business with us againAnd you wonder why your league and clubs have no money
>>157562505do people actually care about Chelsea in 2026?
>>157562502Absolutely insanely stacked.
>>157562487Giorgios Baldockis is the opposite he's a saint round here
>Folarin Balogun deal to Everton off.
>>157562563Balogun killed 3 clubs hopes for the season in one go
>>157562563chelsea gave everton the call, they needed the money on one of them or they were screwed or something
>>157562502Put it this way our new left winger was blowing out his arse after 55 minutes tonight and he's the only one at the club
>>157562563>Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton is off after the player decided against proceeding with the transfer.LOL
>>157562327Move Chelsea down a tier and swap Sunderland and Hull
>>157562574Points deduction for Monaco is it?
>>157562563>neverton
>>157562502Dog shit, we move in January
>>157562258No talent ain't enough
>>157562589Doesn’t this absolutely fuck Monaco since they needed to sell one?
>>157562502pretty good. replaced everyone who left. only issue is only 1 healthy rb right now with wieffer injured.
it was balogun that called off the deal after failing his medical, everton and monaco wanted it lmaohes done them both
>>157562591>>157562596They can sell to Saudi until the 6th
>>157562537>do people actually care about Chelsea in 2026?if by "people" you mean london wogs then sure
>>157562563:)
Insanely galaxy brain move from Everton by shipping out Beto first only to fail to sign Balogun
>>157562603Probably Balogun thinking if I cancel this they'll need to offer me to Saudi who will pay me triple
2026 Luke Shaw
>>157562600>'No, you don't understand, Folarin; it's only a minor issue so we'll still be happy to sign you'>*crickets*
>>157562603>Folarin we need to sell you to Saudi or else we’ll get a points deduction>”UHHH CUH DAHT I YABBA DABBA DINDU NUFFIN YOU AIN’T SENDIN ME TO AYRAQ”What if he says no to them too?
>>157562609If their academy doesn't have a better striker than Beto right now then they may as well shut it down
>>157562563>>157562589This is Odemwingie tier legendary
>>157562621Why does that look like the average club in Manchester fan
>>157561848Chelsea deserve it for trying to run the Enzo deal up to the final day to get as much money out of City as possible. Left them no time to look for a replacement.
>>157561487Otamendis back that's basically an ad for the top 10 most watched tv series of all time is way worse
>Liverpool told Camara to wait until next year for themAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CHELSNUB
>destroying your club because they wanted to sell you to evertonkek
>>157562560greeces brave george baldockis!
what have we all learnt? NEVER trust a y*nk
>>157562649true I would rob and scam all of you lads
>>157562642>Believing Ben Jacobs' made up bullshit to cover the bullshit he posted an hour earlier that contradicts this exact statement
>>157562632If Monaco can’t sell enough players to Turkey, Netherlands and Saudi teams to raise the money they’ll get a points deduction.
>>157562633they have Braiden Graham, next Rooney la
A HOT NEW PROSPECT IS AVAILABLE TO SIGN AS A FREE AGENT:>Renato Sanches’ contract has been terminated tonight as Paris Saint-Germain let the midfielder (age: 29) leave on a free.
>>157562656Cope
>>157562648based + F
>>157562649or a frog
I'm a white girl and I have sex with my XL bully xDoes anyone know which club Haland plays for? x
>>15756267629 year old prospect
>>157562676on his way to join this outfit >>157562486
chelsea wants to compete but with what players? Gusto? KEEEEEK
After all the bollocks earlier on Tuesday with Palace, Malick Fofana eventually goes to Sunderland.>>157562689He just needs more time. Crazy that Swansea loan spell was 9 years ago.
>thatd be 500 million plus tipi just love to see bongs get scammed by macacos and argensimians
>man united couldnt even land Louis Page, a boyhood fan, because they couldn't agree with 12m+3m demand from LestaAahahaha...
Keep remembering this and laughing
>>157562718He’s going to be starting at CM with no sub if Reece James or Lavia go down
>>157562719Welcom to Sunde
>>157562724mongUTD haven't been relevant since alex ferguson left
If Barry gets injured Moyes is going to chuck Keane up front
>>157562753do feel a bit bad for evertonch*ls deserve it
>MY SOURCES ARE INFORMING ME
Anthony Martial to Everton soon, he's a free agent
>>157561584bloody hell
Chelsea must be investigated. No fucking way can a club sell so much utter dross for so much money145 million? Not even 145 quid ffs
Ben Chilwell's backHow long before he's injured?
>>157562795You think it was just £145m?>Chelsea received a world-record amount in transfer fees this summer - £425m.
>>157562795It's all behind the scenes handshake agreements to mutually help other clubs out with financial regulations. It's fraud but no one's going to do anything about it.
>>157561584>>157561861please tell me Hull also have a fat bird who does shit paintings of the players
>>157561933And another one from Leicester, 25-year-old(!) midfielder Oliver Skipp goes to Charlton on loan. I don't blame the hairline given everything he's been through the past few years.
Everton relegation kino this season?
600 signatures alreadyhttps://www.change.org/p/remove-angus-kinnear-as-ceo-of-everton-football-club
>>157562885Has this ever worked?
>>157562728Spurs have an option to buy Mudryk for £75 millionIt's insane. He hasn't kicked a ball in 2 years
>>157562885Andy Burnham is an Everton fan. That will get thrown in the bin
>>157562885Kek I saw one on there a couple weeks ago from a woman trying to make catfishing illegal
Question for an /epl/ lurker. Does man city have any fans other than poorfag arab diaspora?
>>157562885genuinely has this lad got an extra chromosome or is it just the scotch genetics??
Davinder left and a nafri shitty fan came
all this fucking clownshow is just a money laundry scheme whereby these entities engage in circular market profiteering like ai corpos
>>157562940Yeah me
>>157562948Half Scottish Half Irish inbreeding
>>157562903It’s the greatest data mining scheme of all time
>>157562857no we just have bobbi x
>>157561876He's joined Auxerre, managed by the meme himself William Stilliam. Cameron Archer has also ended up there.
>no BalogunMight as well just give up on any hopes of even the conference league
Look, I know it's sad he got himself killed and that, but Jota was NEVER a good player...
nyr Teden Mengi, he followed double relegation with Luton Town
>>157562999fat bastard needs to cut his nails
>>1575629984 consecutive relegations is a bit harsh but you might be right
>>157563022Murdered his brother too. Never really rated him.
Imagine supporting Everton when you could be supporting a team in the same city that actually wins cups. >But but me fookin da’ and his da’ both supported the fook tofiees like
>>157562952literally yes
Me own foookin son is a fooookin insell
>River Plate will receive around €5 million from Enzo Fernández’s transfer to Manchester City thanks to FIFA’s solidarity mechanism. The Argentine club has received almost €60 million from the various Fernández transfers since he left in 2022that is absurd
that is absurd
>>157563091based
>>157563101I'd say that's at least two weeks without a shower
So who's the winner of this transfer window?
'it could be worse' transfer window
>>157563157well
>>157563157as a neutral I'd say Chelsea. Also think City had a good window, not for this season in particular but for the future
got word from my itk that moyes had a big argument with the leadership team and is expected to walkeddie howe already been mentioned as a replacement
>>157563176That is an alarmingly low number of signings for newly promoted Coventry
Did you bung anyone's Uncle Bouba today?
im still kinda unsure of Carrick's preferred starters are
the great white hope
everton have more stadiums than strikers
>>157563075>imagine not being a plastic bandwagoning cuntI can see why that would be difficult for you
>>157563298somehow got jumpscared that this was pulisic
>>157563236Who numbered these? Why is 3 a cb? Why are 6 and 9 wingers? Why is 7 a dm? What is going on?
>>157563347https://www.buildlineup.com/just pulling it from here mate
>>157563181So neverton finally relegated?
>30m for a literal WHOgame's gone
>>157563356Either this is insane our I'm autistic
>>157563376it's just a placeholder number don't overthink it
>>157562656
>>157563317>Support me shanty club or yer a band wagonar!!No.
shaw is so funny because all the years of being permacrocked and suddenly BOOM 38 PL matches played in his 12th season
>>157563374Je pense que il est le boyfriend de votre maman
>>157563157Short term Bournemouth keeping their best players. Long term Aston Villa full rebuild. Big 6 City.
forgot about this dude since he moved to brentford, apparently got ACL injury last year so this is him building his fitness backjust never shop young players from liverpool, they're all frauds
>>157563374Chile now has two players in the EPLI think we're back
>>157563757Luiz Diaz is decent though
welcome to everton
So Chelsea has no midfieldEverton is one striker injury away from a false 9 situationInteresting
>>157564334chelsea will be fine they only have to play PL and cup games
>>157564345Playing PL and cup games means being light on depth. Chelsea midfield at this point of time is dogshit. It is just caicedo and poo poo.
what went wrong
>>157564367bro your jordan henderson
>>157564367> and poo poo.Seriously who's that supposed to be
Indonesian civil war 1967
>>157564393What is their current best midfield pairing possible?
>>157564402Lavia and Xabi Alonso
>>157564442Okay you found the poo poo congrats
10m for a year of Zirkzee lowkey would be a good deal for Man United. he's like 3rd choice behind Sesko and either Mbeumo or Cunha upfront anyway
>>157564345This. if Chelsea bought Valentin Barco at the deadline instead of last year people wouldn’t be overreacting like they are over Chelsea’s midfield. People are such prisoners of the moment, only remembering what they’ve seen or read last.
>>157563376>>157563398crazy that I do not believe this is "AI" but even a lazy fail retard like me would just make the striker default to 9, the left back to 3, the right back to 2 etc if I was taking the time to make this
huge fan of waking up to the ev having had a worse deadline day than us
I'm getting my butthole all slathered up
liverpool were already having a crisis regarding the lack of quality fullbacks from last season so of course what they did is signing more attackers
>>157563176Surprises me that Cov fans have been whining about our expenditure at Hull, when our net outlay is only ~£10m more than theirs
Chelsea fans were laughing at Tottenham having to run Mudryk, and then the deadline closed and they have no midfielders. Good luck hoping James and Lavia stay fit until January.
im charlie kirk im running through semen
>>157561322I don't understand the Enzo transfer. Without Pep it's not a clear step up for Enzo, and it's so much money for City.
>>157565578City have Champions League and Chelsea don't.
>>157565578Enzo seems to trust Enzo more than Xabi. Also pay raise and signing bonuses
>>157565578More moneyChampions League footballFans that don't hate him (yet)
>>157565630I'd say a decent chunk of the City fanbase already don't really like him. So long as he delivers on the pitch they're willing to overlook it.
>>157565640>a decent chunk of the City fanbaseAll 3 of them.
Can anyone name a single decent recent signing from Serie A? It seems like whoever it is Onana, Hojlund, Tonali, Reijnders, they're always trash. Serie A is the new Eredivisie, the peak of absolute fraudulence.
The Balogun drama in chronological order Everton agree fee with Monaco for Folarin Balogun. Balogun arrives in Merseyside for a medical and to complete the move's formalities. Chelsea have multiple bids rejected by Monaco for Lamine Camara. They consider other targets. Chelsea agree deal to sell Enzo Fernandez to Man City for £125m. Comfortable with the options in their squad if no one comes in. Doubts emerge around Everton's deal for Balogun. Everton make an offer to sign Joshua Zirkzee from Manchester United on loan with an option to buy. Chelsea agree a deal with Monaco for Lamine Camara, amid doubts about the Balogun deal. Manchester United reject Everton's loan offer for Zirkzee. Everton grow more confident they can get Balogun over the line after renegotiating with Monaco. Chelsea's deal to sign Camara collapses after Monaco withdraw from the deal. The Balogun deal being back on satisfied their need for a sale. Balogun had a change of heart and walked away from the deal after a deal sheet was submitted.KWABOTY or still tony?
>>157565783You shouldve started with them binning Beto to Fiorentina before doing all of that because that's the reason why they only have 1 senior striker atm
>>157565783Still Tony and Bloke
>>157565783Balogun failed his meddy and Everton tried to renegotiate his contract and he said fuck off
>>157565831Balogun failed his meddy and Everton tried to reneggy his conny and he said fuck off
>>157565841No reason to bring the Tottenham board into this
I just noticed with both Balogun and Camara's deal being off, Monaco failed to sign a new player named Erik Lira from Cruz Azul.All around hilarious failed transfer domino
>>157565845He didn't, i brought the Totty fans into itThis is the Totty Spursy board
>>157565852Monaco proper fucked too. Points deduction soon.
Mason Mount to undergo experimental surgery with James Maddison to create one new player from the non-injured bits of both of them. The new player is thought to be a target of Chelsea FC who want to sign him to a 15 year contract.
>>157565867Arent monaco supposed to be fucking rich? Like it's monaco
>>157565759>single decent signingI rate Spence>peak of absolute fraudulenceWell, this is their most expensive player this window
>>157565874https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/monaco-sell-july-ceo-confirms-142900703.htmlFrom Jan btw so it isn't some cope article.They needed to sell.
>>157565683Me and the other two fucking hate him, no one is happy with this transfer
>>157565831Everton’s move for Folarin Balogun is off after the striker decided not to complete the transferEverton had renegotiated the deal with Monaco after issues arose during Balogun’s medicalThe club submitted a deal sheet to the Premier League, giving them an additional two-hour grace period to complete the transferDespite this, the 25-year-old left Everton’s Finch Farm training ground without signingEverton had initially agreed a deal with Monaco earlier on Tuesday, but doubts developed as deadline day progressedEverton also made an offer to Manchester United for Joshua Zirkzee, but it was rejected because United felt there was not enough time to find a replacementEverton and Monaco continued negotiations, with Everton looking for a lower guaranteed fee and higher bonusesMonaco sources said the original agreement was worth €45 million (£38.58m) plus €5m (£4.3m) in potential add-onsEverton sources described the deal as being worth around £40 million.Everton were looking for attacking reinforcements following Beto’s move to Fiorentina and Iliman Ndiaye’s move to Manchester CityThey had already signed Tyrique George permanently from Chelsea and brought Jack Grealish back on loan from Manchester CityBalogun attracted major attention during the summer World Cup after his red-card suspension was controversially overturned by FIFA following an intervention from US President Donald TrumpHe had enjoyed a strong tournament, scoring twice against Paraguay and again against Bosnia and Herzegovina before his sending-offBalogun recorded 19 goals and five assists in 43 appearances for Monaco last season, his best return since joining from Arsenal in 2023Arsenal retained a 17.5 per cent sell-on clause when Balogun moved to Monaco
Has elliot anderson shown his quality for the last 2 city matches?
>>157565942He's been just alright so far, made a few mistakes due to not knowing the new system, still winning a lot of duels and having mint distribution. I know you want him to fail cuz rival, but there is nothing to cook him on just yet you'll have to wait for now.
>Lil bro'd Man United over Anderson>Lil bro'd Tottenham and Everton over Ndiaye>Lil bro'd Liverpool over Gakpo>Lil bro'd Chelsea over Enzo FernandesArsenal are the only club who escaped City's influence this window with their dignity intact.
>>157565984Because City have embarrassed them before
>>157562095Gearing up for the next Champo season I see
Do you think this is enough for United? Is this enough to actually be able to fight for silverware?
disingenuous bastard, pretty sure pogba and lukaku weren't this expensive but of course they needed to add united players in it>just checked transfermarkt and Lukaku was in 11th not because of his transfer to united but when he was signed to chelsea >On 12 August 2021, Lukaku returned to his former club Chelsea on a five-year deal, a decade after he had originally joined the club, for a reported club record fee of £97.5 millionHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157562560What the hell? That's a fantastic goal
>>157566061https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/premier-league/transferrekorde/wettbewerb/GB1/plus//galerie/0?saison_id=alle&land_id=alle&ausrichtung=alle&spielerposition_id=alle&altersklasse=alle&leihe=&w_s=&zuab=zuif you want to see more, Lukaku United was only 25th.
>>157566050probably not but >we're used to this kind of disappointment of a transfer whenever United return to play CL, i still think this is the best depth >we've had for years which is rather telling. i do hope Carrick give Amass some run of games, he may make a good LB option in the meantime. i saw his compilation when he was at sheffield wednesday and he was pretty good even though he was surrounded by a bunch of people who were already staring down the relegation time. he was good enough he was loaned to Norwich who were a better Championship side in the 2nd half of the season but sadly the injury cut his season short. his preseason was a bit ehh with him not being rapid enough but i just hope it was him clearing some rust after months of being out from hamstring injury.
>Richard Hughes' reign of terror has officially endedBasado
>>157566227I genuinely don't understand how they can spend like this with 115 hanging over them. Is the emir or whatever he is literally blackmailing the British government?
>>157566227my man united are skint!
>>157566257United are retarded. that back 4 is mid table level at best. every single one of them isnt good enough and de ligt has transitioned to a woman. im not sure what ineos are playing at >>157566252rich arabs are the new jews.
if everton are that desperate they'll sign malacia
>Chelsea made a late attempt to sign James Garner from Everton on deadline day. Chelsea valued the midfielder at £65 million but the approach was rejected by the club with Garner also being happy on Merseyside
piss poor transfer window
>>157566313>Chelsea valued the midfielder at £65 millionhow
>>157566313>Chelsea signing a white playerThis is obviously bollocks
>>157566252>Is the emir or whatever he is literally blackmailing the British government?Yes, actually. They've threatened the govt on multiple occassions that punishing City in any substantial way will have consequences related to the Saudi pulling out any kind of funding or projects on British soil
>>157566345>SaudiWrong Arab country.
Man, poor Everton. Balogun was literally at the training ground and went "nah fuck this" and bounced.
>>157566393I'd do the same desu
best players out of contract you NEED to sign so many ex man u players..
>>157566445
Jadondondon is my favorite manga atm
>>157566455is it about sancho and his futanari mistress?
I think the real losers from the Lamine Camara falling through at the 11th hour, is Chelsea FC
>>157566445>>157566449If United are desperate for a LB then Zinchenko might be a worthwhile solution.
how many this season?
>>157566449We are all reading this
>>157566252Unironically yeah pretty much
>>157566512He got ACL injury back in February i doubt he's in shape atm
>>157566584Ah, I hadn't realised that.
Sir Jim should run one of the dinner ladies at left-back
>>157562124Will turn out very good I feel like even though I personally believe he's not worth a British transfer record >>157561370Someone needs to tell him that he needs to laser out his tattoos he looks ridiculousCould see this working considering he worked with de zerbi in the past way too much of a buyout fee though >>157561487Ben whites butterfly tramp stamp is a runner up
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157563236I think you’ve pretty much got it, aside from that I think de ligt starts once he’s recovered from his bottom surgery.
>>157566050need another year in the top 5 then add more pieces next summer
kind of mad that chelsea's only central midfielders are:caicedo (injured)lavia (healthy but permacrock)henderson (injured and 36 years old)reece james (healthy but permacrock and also an rb)the bellingham stopper they sold andrey santos, enzo fernandez and shipped essugo off to strasbourg
>>157566445Ceballos already signed for Betis. First non-cursed option might be Reiss Nelson.
>>157566744Valentin Barco season
>>157563236Yoro should play left back
>>157566744They'll throw some of their wingbacks as midfield
>>157566744If Chelsea survive 4 months and are in titleship contention, BlueCo is going to throw the fucking sink at the winter window.
>>157566842Chelsea are too much of a glass cannon to be in titleship, yeah their attackers are doing well but if the last 2 games mean something, their bad defense will catch up to them
>>157566744Alonso will get them ticking, you’ll have defenders in midfield and he’ll make it work
>>157566869Their defense really isn't bad.The midfield makes the defense look bad. If caicedo was playing, they would have conceded less goals.
are everton actually going to end up with vardy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanguy_NdombeleWhat went wrong
Preston last nightWho puts the calendar together like this?
>>157566744>Reece James and Gusto pivot season
>>157566445Turkish league rubbing their hands with glee
>>157566930Is this the year Preston actually change division?
>>157566445United always had such bad habit of keeping shit players for ages, used to be they’d end up in middle table and below teams before sinking further but now no one signs them
>>157566946Best get that welding gear ready
>>157566946What a baffling analogy
>>157566930One over priced deano box please mate
They're calling it the Big Five
Like mudryk is so hopeless even Boehlz didnt think of exiling this dude to Strasbourg when he has done that treatment to fuckloads of his signings.
>>157561848>set deadline for enzo at 120mil two weeks ago>deadline expires>constantly brief you wont sell without replacement>deadline day comes>city bid 125mil>accept and approach Monaco for Camara, trying to haggle>55mil gets rejected since they want 60mil>french window closes and monaco cant sign lira as replacement>still get camara to do medical>everton come back for balogun, meaning monaco can keep camaraWhat exactly is Chelsea?
>>157566960they're overpriced because in theory everything in it is new and you're fully safe in the knowledge that someone else didn't have sex in the room where you eat your morning frosties.
>>157562596No, they are owned by the prince of monaco and some russian oligarch, also had a transfer plus of 130 mil in 2025 and 55mil this summer
>Reiss Nelson has completed a medical and joins Feyenoord as free agent after leaving Arsenal.I swear he only terminated his contract because West Ham wanted him, why didn't that happen?
>>157565894They did. UEFA cleared them in compliance in June and after that they made money by selling akliouche to PSG for example
The negro trading league of England will get humiliated once again in Europe this year.Quote me on this.
>>157567005i want all the english clubs in europe to do bad, i dont support a league thats gay
I see Everton fans are doing a spending boycott in the ground
>>157566978Who knows what these builders get up to
>>157567005>once again in Europe this year.>PL reached CL final>PL won EL >PL won ECL>England will be humiliated again!Huh?
>>157567034>rejected by a washed up richard arlison>rejected by some American at Monaco>lose a midfield star>gain the same loanee you got last seasonEven Newcastle had a better time than them
>>157566974Missing out on another ngubu is probably for the best
>>157566964Why are Chelshit in the Big 5 if they finish 10th every year and keep selling their best players?
>>157566978I actually know people who work on Deano boxes and the quality is fucking shit. Like I was talking to him about how close they put these things on a plot and jokingly said 'well at least you can't hear your neighbours shagging next door' and he looked at me with a smile on his face and then said 'you would' and I asked and he basically said there isn't any sound insulation or anything in the walls, it's super cheap, done to meet 'guidelines' and it's all about how many little boxes they can slam on a point and get the council to sign off. It's why you'll get a gorillion 'bat boxes' and 'hedgehog tunnels' and a little 'pond'. All to tick 'green' boxes and to please people. The houses are shit, they last, at best, 10 years before they start to collapse. That's assuming everything is done right and properly first time.
>>157567061Their midfield currently is Caicedo (injured) Lavia (injuryprone), geriatric Henderson and Argie twink barco
>>157561694Hes a hood rat, also Agüero made it popular to try this shit out.Julian, Mac Allister, Barco, etc by comparison were raised in much more stable households.
>>157567065Because they're the most prolific at trading bucks down at the buck market.
>>157567087Caicedo is generally injury free desu, need Barco to not be shit and maybe check things over in JanReally I believe if they’re going to get another midfielder they should avoid Ngubu #47571 because that shit is not working, some euro or South American I don’t care which
Surprised Chelsea didn't go for Wharton tbdesu.
>>157566892I'll tell you what happened. He's a lazy [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST}
>>157567104Doesn’t have the uh spice, colour, etc, that Todd looks for
>>157567124Ah he's not a changing consumer habits, right. Got you. Wink wink.
Man Sunday is gonna suck when Chelsea heem Arse and we have all the Chelsea are BACK posting and Cundy will be on top shitposting, so hope Spurs lose too.
>>157567156talkshite is already doing the>arsenal are boringshit again despite every team that plays them goes 11 behind the ball. it's not arsenal's fault. point out they scored 2nd most goals last season and they say 'it was all tap ins'. mental really.
>>157567104I think they were quoted too high, same with Scott. Personally think Garner would suit us best
>>157567156Listening to anything Cundy or O'Hara has to say is evidence of room temperature IQ
>>157567186There is a diff being Cundy laying into O'Hara for Spurs losing and listening to his opinion on teams. We don't need to know Spurs suck.
>>157567186only midwits enjoy serious technical analysis because it makes them think theyre smart geniuses enjoy retarded banter for their footie knowing thats what its all about
>>157567194I like tifo football podcast because theyre middle class like me. They are very much london bubble who are still some how lefty leaning yet corporate shills.
>>157567186You sound fun
>>157567194>admitting you're too stupid to understand analysis of football
>>157567208knew you wouldnt get it midwit x
>>157566445Back in the day those kind of players, the good ones at least, would be signing for Ipswich or Coventry or someone and there was always something so kino about it.It wasn't like way back in the day when they would play until they were 50 and then have to get a job back in "t'mine" to make ends meet. It was more around the time players were getting paid much more, but spending like retards or had some kind of addiction or another. They kept playing because they had to and because they mostly still enjoyed it.None of that now. They've already made tens of millions so they have no incentive. Even if they signed for a club who could afford to pay the ludicrous wages they would demand, they would be putting no effort in because why would they. The ones who somehow go bankrupt don't even need it neither because they just get jobs as pundits, have a gofundme, or become a spokesman for mental elf.
>City spend £320m on their midfield>Doesn't look as good as last yearI'm sure it'll work and all, but Rodri is great.
>>157567211Keep on thinking two mongs mocking each other on radio for white van men is the pinnacle of culture.
>>157567162Yeah arsenal aren't boring at all>Odegaard had 12 touches in the cl final
>>157567270I'll never understand that approach from Arteta in that final. Completely fucking braindead shit.
Someone add HIV meds commercial on this pic
>score over 100 goals in a season>'boring'>mentions one specific gameperfidious plastic paddy.
>>157567293Same shit as Southgate in Euro final. Take a shock lead in first 5 mins and hope you can hold on.
>>157567296>score over 100 goals in a seasonSounds really impressive until you realise they played 65 games, and a quarter of them come from right tactics at set pieces
>>15756731271 of them were in the PL, anon. Only City scored more. Keep desperately trying to make the narrative work. The MIGHTY Liverpool with £330m in attack scored LESS than Arsenal LMAO.
New: >>157567326
>71 goals in PL (2nd to City)>23 goals in Champions League (1st, out scoring Madrid, PSG, Bayern, Liverpool, City, Barca, Inter etc etc, beating Bayern 3-1, Atletico 4-0 etc)>n-n-no that d-d-doesn't *sniff* c-c-count!
