No girls allowedFraudar edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleLive from the Big Apple it's the US Open>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157557514
Comebacks on
>>157569234Yu Bu time
Imma just say it real straight no chaser Fonz would NEVER
Spanish tennis federation made the call. Rigged slam.
>can't pull the shoelaces trick anymore>already took a toilet break>had to resort to a rain breakRigged
This rain will go down in tennis mythology when Jodar wins it all in two weeks time
>>157569281Skies are gray all over the city
>>157569281>turn on the sprinklers
>>157569281I take exception to that.The idea that any Spanish institution would be competent enough to pull that off goes against any sense of reality.
>>157569289Real Sinner vs Spizziri vibes
This tournament needs to move to a place with a drier climate like England
still-playing-round-1-friends..
>>157569302they should move it to Arizona
>>157569306excellent..
>forced have to watch Slurpcaczthe horrors
>>157569346I'm watching the rainy courts instead
Can't wait for some overengineered court drying action
>>157569281>ess unfortunate, very tuff situation yu know, aaaaaah, dis aah rain delay yu know aaaaaaaah, ees very tuff
why the FUCK are no other matches playing
>>157569519it's too sunny
>>157569519protest
>>157569519gang wars
like 2 other courts have rooves
I hate americans so much
>>157569549>likeamerican detected
At least this way I will be able to see Grug getting btfo when I wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA
Hate Shelton's irate screaming after every point
I miss Shelton's dad mic on stream. His insights are priceless
Oh so it's okay when they scream in Spanish like Grug but when it's English suddenly it's not okay
>>157569791At least Grug doesn't sound like a girl
Why did the dutch settle in a place were it rains all the time?
>About 50–52% of sets are won by the player who serves firstGG Shelton
Can't wait for the inevitable Tsitispas - Shelton face off.Whoever wins, i hate both
>>157569956i do wonder about thisso player 1 serves first, there's a turnaround, then player 2 serves, player 1 serves, then another turnaround, then p2 againSo p2 each time serves after a sitdown. You'd think that would maybe be a slight advantage being marginally better rested for service games. But maybe you get a bit cold
>>157569956Yet the highest chance of a break is the first game
rain has completely ruined this sport since RG
>why the fuck is the uso starting on a sunday?to>why the fuck isnt the first round finished by wednesdayapologize to the usta
Idea; put two of the matches from outside courts on the showcourts
>>157570214Posters provided context: The US Open beginning on Sunday has nothing to do with any attempt to forestall weather delays and has been instated to provide another day of ticket sales to tournament organizers.
How is it that Australia produces nothing but gigachad actors and actresses but their tennis players look like deminaur and ash farty
>>157570236all the good looking blokes go into afl and all the good looking sheilas go into neighbours
>>157570236Too much competition from other, more accessible sports for kids
>>157570227you're gonna get yourself slapped for even suggesting this
>>157569447>americans are too fat for mops
buse won buset 3
We're doing it Bertbros
My grandfather was a Busebro, my father was a Busebro, and my children will be Busebros after me
BUUUUUU!
fuck jodar.Grug next
I was saying Buuurns
>Jodar the highest seed in USO history to lose to a lucky loserBreaking new ground every week
Buse BuBublikBustaTHERES YER TEAM
More like Luca Van Ass
Shapo's on
i missed the jodar match wtf happened bros??
>>157570514bagelled by shapoovalov is a war crime
van assche verast
>>157570599No one told him his opponent had changed and he spent the whole match super confused how a Greek-Australian guy could look like that
>>157570610meant for >>157570598>>157570606not sure about this gimmick
>>157570625not sure about you
Itsy bitsy climbs up to the second round
>>157570642who
>not before 2:00 pm>men's singles r1>bergs - tabernerwhat a silly idea to keep that on court 12
George Lloyd will win
The name is Buse, it rhymes with Deuce
>>157570786Changing demographics
>>157570786black excellence
oh silly buse
The only South African in MY house is Kevin Anderson, not this fraud
Show some respect for the former world #31 as he plays the former world #3
Oo Nanda Giron made leveled the sets
Why do I have to wait to watch WU because Buse can't finish a fucking match
christ buse
>Lloyd
Tsi is abysmal kek
Getting bageled by Denis is actually peak..
The bus was delayed but is now arriving at the us open 2nd round
Meanwhile England's Brave Toby Samuel, who beat Machac in R1 and almost beat Mensik at RG, is now beating Lehecka
>>157571165Guy killed 15 czechoslovakians, he was a atp journeyman
wet buseshould have just won the fourth set
Zverev and Jodar are now back on the Fraud Watch, who else
>>157571188kek
People rate Lehecka?? Before I went sober from gambling I lost 150 quid betting on him at the AO losing to Gea. During the phase I didn't forgive 9 months sober I still don't he's a bum.
>>157571228nigga Fils
IS IT FINALLY WU TANG CLAN HOURS
Guess we’ll find out if who is worth more than a duck
Shelton Shapo could be the match of the century, or it could be pure and utter shit
>>157571248
ZHONG GUO RISES
Reminder that people currently tip Jodar as a slam winner and he's busy losing to Mochizuki and Bu
Lucky duck
Maybe Jodar just can't win against Asians
Christina will beat Pickelsen next round by the way
jesperjongens we gaan!
Shitpoofaecelog
Wu you know you can just hit his slice back instead of slicing it yourself
>>157571385de Jong will succeed where den Ouden couldn'tmakes you think
>>157571357People are just that desperate for any new prospect to disrupt Sincaraz trading slams. Rune, Fonseca, Draper, and now Jodar's the latest hype magnet. In another timeline it would've been Buse or Tirante. In a year or two it will be Kouame or Cruz Hewitt.
>>157571443it doesdoesn't it
>>157571454Rip Draper though for real. Man won Indian Wells and then broke like a cheap toy
>>157571474Draper's as shit as the rest of them and was never a contender
>>157571454To be fair Jodar unironically needs some more time to gather experience. I think Fonz is a bust though. His movement seems too limited and his back is a chronic issue.
Someone should print this and put in a frame
Lol Wu put it in the Duck
Wait, Bu has never won a match at a slam before this USO? lol
This duck's feet are NOT webbed
Has anyone ever volunteered at one of the tennis tournies before? Its sounds like a fun volunteer job to do for the CV
Super clever slice
>>157571628KekJournalists are brain dead man. You gotta dumb down questions for a poor kid from the slums of Levante
Jodar - We must'nt forget its been raining
Here’s a Reddit meme for yallNo one: Absolutely no one: Adidas: let’s put everyone in pink and brown
real ones are watching vagina rot vs mark zuck
Still trying to figure out if Toby Samuel is a real tennis player
>>157571724Could a fake player be awarded the prestigious ITA Carolina Region Senior Player of the Year (2024)?
You need to bring a Chinese player to play doubles with you, who you bring? Wu yibing
>>157571787What is the Carolina region? Is it like DMV?
Duckworthless
Based Wu. Maybe he'll even keep a set competitive with Charles.
Alcaraz loses tonight, screen cap this post.
>>157571947The second set? Maybe
Ben Stiller scares me
>>157571628>but I ate breakfast today
>>157571628tennis players are genuinely low IQ
>>157571628What it doesn’t mention here is that the interviewer was a ballgirl KEK
>>157571628He's a real human bean
Fly home Toby, you’re free now
>tsissy gets le coach back on his team>suddenly plays at a slam winning level againVolumes
>>157571921It's all I can ask for. Wu could cause an upset if he gets a hot streak.
Ace Ace Ace AceThat's a vamos
This goose is cooked
>>157571628https://x.com/TheTennisLetter/status/2095281642898329983?s=20kek the video version is funnier cause hes clearly really mad
>>157572363This is the guy Arnaldi lost to
No offense but Alchy kinda has a gyno growing
>>157571628>>157572370>what's the matter little bitch boy? Upset your shoelace stall tactic didn't work this time?
>>157572431but they didnt break today? i dont understand this post
Wait hold on. Those towels are free the whole time?? Nandaa!?!?!
Mannarinobros, can we mount another comeback
>Adrian misses every 3rd ballWell is the Carlos any good>Faria misses 3 balls in a rowIs any good tennis on
I miss Sinner
>>157571628>just, like, just,>, , , , , , , , , ,>, basically?Speak proper fucking English please, isn't this a journalist's entire job?
>>157572604I don't
>>157570786blockx party
>>157572616
Carlitos struggling with a Faria who isn't even playing well. It's over. Just hand Darderi the trophy already.
>>157570805honey buce
When does Djokovic play
I just wrote the girl I have a huge crush on :)))))I sure hope she writes back before I need to sleep on the regret
faria ain't horsin' aroundhave we had faria horse jokes yet?
>>157572707You better sit down anon
>>157572689Congratulations, Mariano Navone, on winning your first Grand Slam.
>>157572715Calm down
Courier mentioned Sampras, night made
>Italians are great at learning and teaching technique>there's no one like the Spanish coaches for mental toughnessSo... what do American coaches do well
>>157572739Goatpras
FARIA LAWBROS WE'RE SO BACK
Goatria
I have a pimple on the inside of my eyelid.Is this an STD?!
Wash your face nigga
It's over. Just give Tommy Paul the trophy now
>>157572846His name is Thomas Paulson
we couldn't have 11 ameriposts in a row
>>157572846>Tommy PaulOdd way to spell Tsitsipas
>>157572865>2:30 am in englandiaget a life
they wouldn't let you be a bully at school would they?
How do you say vamos in Portuguese?
I was busy fucking the cheerleaders
>>1575728659 of those are the same guy (Me)
fover
Why is Courier bashing Carlos's serve? Sure it's slower, but he's placing it well and it has a ton of spin
do new yorkers really say>AY im walkin here!!>forget about it!!
>>157572952Not enough of them going in
>>157572990ey, whatchu gonn do bout it?
I don't like tiafart
>>157573007Idk man, his first serve % for the match is 73%. That's 8-10% higher than Chuck normally serves
Idk Tiafoe maybe like one bad game away from playing a the tennis phantomine villain.
>>157573034racist
Carlos “cruise control” Alcaraz
>>157573034>>157573077both racist
Based navone taking out the washed mugs
>>157573243What the hell I was going to post this
>clicking on that hostage video
Carloth's tiddies poppin out
>>157573276What’s wrong with her
>>157573466jewish (unironically)
>>157573482But my husband doesn’t look like that
Just woke up, how did Grug lose the first set?
That was weird. Like Faria may not be the greatest tennis player ever, but at least he's always given me the impression of being pretty tough. And then he just folded.
So how do we rate post-wrist Alcaraz?
fedbros... hewitt got the last laugh...
Why do they do this?>>157574591Imagine growing up your whole life in fame and you can't make friends since you're always overseas, so your best chance is one of the zoomers destined by the rivalry between your father and his father
>>157574858slav squat
>Day 4>25 players eliminated, 80 totalin some way it's more than half over already
>Bu vs Wu finalyou know Sun Tzou talked about this
>>157573829>And then he just folded.That's normal for him. Jaime plays damn well at the beginning, then he just folds. Same shit happened against Tiafart in RG. He doesn't have the physical condition required for the elite level.
Nipping to the bar anyone want a honey deuce?
lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>157575495>this is his o-facedisgusting
>>157575495Shelly, please, you just defeated some fucking 45-year-old 19986th in the world.
>>157575495Same energy
>>157574591Fed/hewitt hybrid when? It would be unstoppable.
Any barn burners today?
Honking day of tennis More of a the la vuelta guy anyway
Blockx Thursday
>>157576175With Jodar and Fils out, could he be a new title contender?
>>157576260dont even say such a thing
>>157575955>The Indoor Vulture vs Former #1 Russian>Bu vs Zheng (one of these is American!)>Goatien vs Godfils aka the SOVL match of the tournament
>>157576260It's Aguilera's year
>>157576294When was Karen the best Russian?>inb4 2 months in 2018
>>157576316Based, finally a believer. Why is /atp/ handling his rise so poorly?
>>1575763292 months in 2018 and some period in the second half of 2019 iirc
>>157576357People are merely blinded by the beauty of Buse
>>157576423kek
>>157576175My boy... Is gonna finally square things up with the world...
>>157576424Speaking of Buse, he plays Bonzi next and he just beat him in Salem. That would be his 7th match win in a row. That's basically a slam title, no?
>>157576458Maybe even 2
>>157575411honey buse for me
>>157576424/atp/ does love a sweet-looking twink. That's why Landaluce will still be our boy no matter how much more successful Merida becomes.
>>157576513/gaytp/ not beating the allegations
>>157576498He's unironically right. Good on not making lame excuses.
>>157576513Who is that fraud?
>>157576498How many shoelaces did he have to break to learn his lesson there
>>157576561Funny if he doesn't smash rackets and instead just goes ballistic on his shoelaces
>>157576498This still happens to our top players so who can judge him ?
>>157576689We. We can. And do.Fraudar is cooked. Can't even defeat Temu Zhang.
>>157576736It's premature, you just hated the guy from the start. Many such cases.
>>157576329Just before the US Open in 2025. He was 9th, Meddy and Rublo were a few spots behind him
>gambling on tennis is degenerate and stupidTrue or false?
https://x.com/TheTennisLetter/status/2095281642898329983
>>157577311true, atp is wta tier now and seeds are not a reliable indicator anymore
>>157571381>Jodar - Hijikata AO 27
>>157577327>still linking this fraud
>one match decides fraud statusSuch a masturbatory approach to tennis
>>157577327>>157577447already posted anyway >>157571628
You guys are insufferable kek
>>157571628absolute state of tennis "journalism"they really do let anyone in the room
>>157577597calm down
>calma police
I don't hate Ben because he's a Jew. I hate him because he refuses to admit he was wrong about Sacha when it was proved in court that the allegations were unfounded
>>157577676> it was proved in court that the allegations were unfoundedNot really? He sued ex Sharypova and Slate Magazine for defamation, which he apparently won because Sharypova couldn't provide enough evidence to substantiate her claims of abuse.His baby mama Brenda Patea did sue him for trying to strangle her and pushing her against a wall, but then they reached a settlement out of court.He hasn't been proven innocent in either case. Also, he's a giant retard, so I don't know who would be surprised that he did.
Ill be watching Cobolli today and thats it
>>157577759Tien Monfils is the ticket
>>157577759You'll watch Mensik and like it!
At last we can breathe in that sweet Darderriere
What a brutally BOOOOORING day. Nothing but fraudulent journeymen. Who wants to watch fucking Dane Sweeny and Rodionov? At least if it was Mensik vs Musetti I'd be more interested
for me its zheng vs bu and zheng vs putintseva
>>157578024Sweeny is /gaytp/core
wasn't auger 3-0 ahead?
>>157578121Lol, to which I will add, lmao
>>157578024Calm downit's only the 2nd round
Who will be today's biggest fraud exposure?Fraudissime? Fraududolo? De Mifraud?
I don't know about this year's default kits...Even Nike sucks and they usually play it the safest
>My legacy
>>157578217Pics?
>>157578222I thought pickleball replaced tennis
>>157578224
struffbrudi!cerundolol haha
>>157578222>This tournament marked the first absence from a major of current world No. 1 Jannik Sinner since the 2019 Wimbledon ChampionshipsI miss him so much
>>157578224moar
>>157578268in case you weren't watching...he managed to lose the set at 6-5 by double double-faulting from 30-30
>>157578278watch him lose 3 sets in a row now
On court espresso machines when?
Yeah I don’t have any shitposts or gimmicks today, I’ll see yall tomorrow
>>157578417Have a lovely sabbatical
me watching FFA - Kakanov
struffchens..
they better hurry the fuck up. Rain expected at 6pm local
kachanovskis!
Felix is gonna have a tough time feeding his wife when Karen knocks his ass out
Fraudix would crash down to #10 or lower
>mfw i see the schedule for today
cerundolol haha (2)
How many days until clay season?
>>157578900The older I get the more I’m convinced Monte Carlo is the only good tournament on tour
>>157578900i thought >we agreed to not post pictures of women
>>157578881there goes another legendary PT57A.
What's wrong with Struff? Blister?
>>157579034old age
>>157578900good question, can't wait
>>157578932There's other good ones. Dallas, Doha, Delray, Dubai...
>>157579042That's a given but i don't have commentary and the physio just had a look at his foot and then gave him a painkiller
imagine if auger won 6 games in the first set and then 5 in the next three
Hows my nigga Felix doing, just got in hopefully cruising in straight sets?
peelix pooger aliassime
leaf blower?
I think Cerundolo pissed on the court
why so many french and italians
Felix Auger Aliassime has been fraud checked
well that's donesaw that fritz has started oh well
cam awn bellgucci 'it some frakkin bawls
>>157579212Is he the first player ever to not lie about his height?
5 out of the top16 seeds are out
Did Musetti slim down? He looks like a stick
>>157579057add DMV in there for sure
Vorbei
I miss morgz so much. See her all the time in Fritz's corner. Wonder how her pussy looks like.
back to the nonce thread with you
It's playtime for Schoolkaties
Bellucci is complete crap holy shit
I hate you Taylor Fritz. I hope someone makes a mockery of you this tournament like a mockery has never been made before. I'm talking a bageled by Shapo tier mockery. An aced by Brad Gilbert tier mockery. A worst first serve percentage than Tiafoe at Cincinnati tier mockery
a whole raft of mediocre matches to harvest tiebreaks and 5th sets from
At least I don't have to watch Zverev anymore because he will always get the night session
This Fritz match took longer than the average female US open match.
Jesus christ,Trungelliti is CHUNKY.
Musetti used to be good and reach RG semis
Why doesn't Musetti just quit.
what can players do against such reckless conditions?
>>157580007Mafia is going to get him
>state of this """""""country"""""""""I said and I will say it again pooshitti must fire that fat cunt if he wants to get anywhere
>>157578217>he doesn't rate the VAMOS kitngmi
Is this Sweeny the new De Minaur?
>>157580095
>>157580099he has great jeans
>>157578275It doesn't feel right without binner :(
I like that cap Sweeny wears. Fits his mustache and long hair well
menšík wonjsyk>>157580151no you don't
>>157579212Lol>>157580169No I don't
trunkelliti
nice bit of sunshine today on the courts
any gauff enjoyers
cobolli report: shirt off after winning the set so..
>>157580023Drink a Gatorade, put your hands on your knees as you stand and grunt and say "alright" under your breath
big recreational level vibes from Trungelliti
bonzibuse done started
Musetti or Jodar for the KWABOTY?at least Jodar didnt cry like a fucking bitch after getting SMASHED by a challenger shitter
C'mon Buseyyy!!
KINO drop volley from Fungalfeeti
>>157580257Fils deserves a spot too. Maybe Nakashima.It's still Jodar. He was considered an actual contender by some pundits and then he made a random Chinese farmer look like Sinner on steroids.
Man Schoolkid sucks
>>157580285Fils/Nakashima are just bo3 farmers though, at least Jodar's got to slam SF and Mushitti has some slam wins in his shitty careerAlso those pundits know fucking shit about tennis, some degenerate bettors I know bet like 200 bucks on Chinkshit to win at 19 odds fucking hell
>>157580240Explain this bozo
>>157580305ask nicely first
>>157580310calm down
>>157580310crazy that I was kind of right here by just making shit uphaha you guys remember all the posts you make here right
>>157580365tell the brit>>157580383do you know the meaning though
Fraudix Fraudger Fraudiassime once again earning his status as a utter fraud
>>157580392He does have a real sort of Boer look I've guess, I've always thought he had a real old fashioned British imperial lookNo I can live without knowing. Fish-cutter?
busers...
Idk about you lads but the best court is the clay court.
>>157580412The bus needs to get universally serious
I'm really not sure if Canolli is any good or not
>>157580448This but with the ATP #4 to #1000
>>157580474lel'd
Zvajda versus the Gean goblin, now THAT'S a match
>>157580474lmfaaaaaaoooo
>>157580404>Fish-cutter?school = schoolkate = cate (as in a far more common name 'ten cate') = cote or cot (same in both dutch and english) = small house, cottage
>>157580490I always wonder what kind of people decide to show up to these kind of matches
>>157580525obviously usamerikaner for the usamerikaner
>>157580516danke schoen
>>157580532True, but who'll show up to Darderi vs Sweeny for example?
Buse?!? More like Bussy
>>157580543It's NYC. There's loads of Italians and Australians. Loads of everything
>>157580543>Darderiwho knows, some of the many italiener there probs>Sweenyaustralieralso the youth cause he's an influencer innit
>>157580553Send some of NYC Peruvians over then to intimade the frenchies
Blockx looks like RaonicAny advances on this opinion?
Do Italian Americans even love tennis.
>>157580578I get what you mean. He has that weird face where his eyes seem to be extra deep.
I wonder what's the least amount of seeds ever left in a slam. I mean technically I guess it's gotta be either 0 or 1.
>>157580638I guess after the second round all seeds could theoretically lose and be knocked out. First round, big seeds get byes
>byes>in slams
>>157576513merida's gf is insane catch
>>157580151people should never mix that combination of fashion styles
>>157580725She was crowned the prestigious Miss Albacete
You now remember Alex De Minaur
Any Buse lifelongs ready to drop him if he loses to fucking Benjamin Bonzi in straight sets?
A rare Nicolas Mahut spotted
how the fuck was musetti ever top 5how the fuck is FAA top 4
>>157580926You know how in the film children of men a virus infiltrates the whole of mankind preventing people having babies? Someday it's gonna come out that a virus spread globally in the late 1980s preventing people producing good tennis players
silent grandstand
benjamin bonzi sounds like the name of a minor npc a japanese game studio made up for a minor western npc
Boticbruders!
Is he right?
the fuck is bergs doing
Yes, one order of fried nachos. Extra ginger as well, please.
>>157580907I never want to hear his name in my general again
>>157581030kek
i will drop buseand then be a lifelong again until he loses againand so forth
boticbroers we gaan!
>tiring yourself out with meme warmup tournaments before a slamWhy do people still do this? Well, I guess Buse got a trophy out of it. Can't say the same for most of these other shitters.
This is the dawning of the age of the fraudulent
By the way Charles has said he plans to skip more tournaments in the future even if he's not really injured. Surely wonder if it has anything to do with 2 weeks masters.
>>157581106well he didn't actually say did he so who knowsmaybe he realised he's rich and doesn't need the bonus pool money?
>busekutje
GAEL!
>>157581152https://streamable.com/3euttaHe basically says that the schedule is too loaded and leads to a lot of injuries so he will take more breaks in the future. So no, he doesn't directly complain about 2 weeks masters but what else could have recently made the schedule even more loaded?
>>157581225>So no, he doesn't directly complain about 2 weeks masters but what else could have recently made the schedule even more loaded?calm down
Say something nice about UNC MONFILS
>>157581268no, instead i will say something not nice about de jong
Look at demon's bum ass
silent grandstand (2)
jesper the useless
happy grandstand
Learner's serve THREATENED
didnt he just play monfils
>>157581373Sounds like a Dark Souls boss
Is Zizou Bergs named after Zizou Zidance and Dennis Bergkamp?
>>157581453probably
>>157581106You'd think at the very least the Masters directly before slams would realize they're better off just 1 week.
>>157581373Alex the Minor
>american crowd cheering more for monfils than tiendisgraceful
Gael's in good form again.
boticbroers!!
Botic beating another top 10 player. His win rate vs top ranks must be insane. Charlie remembers
I'm watching the Mongolian Bert play the Chinese-American Michael Zheng just to see who the Chinese crowd is boying. And idek at this point
heh
why isnt winston du playin' us open
see, it's like i've always said, i always believed in jesper, never said otherwise
How far does demon go in the Zhangjiagang challenger next year?
>>157581824He'll probably be eliminated by Musetti in the second round I'd say. But if he makes it to the third round the match vs Schoolkate is gonna be a blockbuster
Demon isn’t good
Post-wed Alex is simply not good enough
boticbroers!!!
They call him Van de ZandSCALP
Glad I didn't get out of bed for this shit
>>157581028thall be 50$ + 10% ny tax
TIME FOR BIG Z
Based Zheng also ded thread
When did men's tennis become so random?
>>157583100When the zoomers flooded the top rankings
TOTALZVEREVDEATH
Top half of the draw is a fucking jokeBottom half of the draw is also a fucking joke
Just joined. Why is Zverev choking?
>>157581005he'll never win a slamthe day he win a slam is the day tennis should forfeit itself as a serious "sport"
What the fuck is going on?
STRONG Thunderstorm and heavy heavy downpour in the DMV right now. Glad we only have a game going with a roof.
Why do people want Zverev to win? He beat up a woman and got away with it.
>>157583868They’re making fun of us on the word app again
>Taking a page out of Jodar's bookTaking drastic measures here
Is Zverev seriously copying Jodars shoe strategy on double break point?!
Why is he suddenly so terrible after Wimbledon? Did he forget how to play on hard?
how do i become a ballcuck
>>157583909what an outrageously stupid opinion
>>157583881Because she was often sad around children
>tfw one of these shitters lucks their way into a uso win
extreme racket stringing action
>No. 1 seed Alexander Zverev is set to face ZERO players in the ATP Top 21 on route to Semifinals>Lorenzo Musetti was a potential R4>Rafael Jodar/Alex De Minaur were potential QF>Felix Auger-Aliassime was also one of the potential Semifinalists as #3 seed>All 4 lost before R3
>>157584081yeah but he doesn't normally have trouble with any of those guys anyway
>>157584081When he's playing like this it's a stretch to think that he'd make the semis even against shitters
>>157583881That' a lie and you know it.It was TWO women.
>>157580232>recreational level vibesi get that more from halys
Zverwakening
>not converting all those breakpointsZVEREEEEEV
halys is the most english looking frenchman ive ever seen
Can Zverev please lose
Quick, someone say the most famous Hitler phrase
It'Zover...
>another 5 setterJust give Charlie the trophy and send everyone home
>Courier whining about having to wake up early tomorrow to do a show for Tennis ChannelVery inconsiderate of Zverev to drag things out like this
>>157584481H-He just said "AI slop"! He's one of us
>>157584519Pretty based of him to shit all over their big sponsor IBM
Tennis might be actually cooked
maybe the influencers have it rightjust go for the vibes and screw the top seeded players getting fucked by shitters
>>157583909DMV shout out
>"the performance was quite shit to be honest">no one laughs
>"hopefully I'll start playing better">no one laughs>"it's great being the no1 seed until you almost lose every time">no one laughsTough crowd
>>157584621late night 2am you've got two kinds of people: the drunk and the hardcore. both of whom respond to the following in the same way.>"the performance was quite shit to be honest"yeah>"hopefully I'll start playing better"yeah>"it's great being the no1 seed until you almost lose every time"trueof course zverev wasn't joking about any of those statements either.
The worst kept secret in tennis right now is that there’s no difference between someone ranked in the Top 20 and someone ranked 300.Top players are scared right now - Craig Tiley will use this fear to build a moat around these vulnerable fraud players in the Top 100, and close the gates on a Challenger uprising by introducing The Premier Tour in 2030.He has his despots running Tennis Australia and he himself runs the USTA, if you hold the Grand Slams you hold the power.Once he gets Alcaraz on board it’s game over. Alcaraz WILL be swayed because he values free time and money above all else, unlike Federer etc in the past.Tiley went mask off unveiling this plan on the ‘Business of Sport’ podcast
I don't particularly care for this running conspiracy about how contemporary tennis players actually suck somehow in comparison to the previous generation. Except at some point in these the generations roll over to a new, the previous that used to be accused of being shit are now held as the standard of quality and this current gen is fraudulent in comparison. Every 10-15 years.
>>157584689What segment of tennis society will suffer if his Premier Tour takes off
>I asked Gael Monfils what his post-retirement plans are, if he plans to stay in tennis as a coach or commentator perhaps.>No, he said. He’s already signed on to work an office job next year for a Swiss wealth management company.Explain this shit, boyim.
>>157584788I'm guessing their role is to help suck in money from high profile athletes
Given the state of his play right now, do you think Zverev will win a set vs Tabilo?
>>157584081if he plays like today he wont make it to semis anyway
Bublik in 4Medvedev in 5Alcaraz in 3Aguilar in 5Etcheverry in 4Lehecka in 3Tiafoe in 4Shelton in 3
>Paul in 5>Meddy in 3>Alcaraz in 3>dont care>dont care>Tsitsi in 5>Tiafoe in 4>Shapovalov in 5
3rd round is almost universally regarded as the best slam round.Sure hope this year's US Open has a plentiful ammount of blockbuster matches for us enjoyers
>>157586206>not rating aguileragrim
>>157586252Probably true. A lot of the absurd meme matchups have disappeared by 3rd rd.
Not a bad day of the old tenny today
Flavio Cobolli's wisdom:>Being Flavio Cobolli is always … I mean, sometimes it’s good. >Sometimes it’s not>Today, I love to be Flavio Cobolliso there ya go
>>157586373Will begin with womemes. Kostyuk Alexandrova ain't bad. Alexandrova has a nice agassiesque way of taking on the ball
>>157586384no wammen
>>157586402based
>>157586410Based Don’t know why the wokerati can’t admit men and women experience and are impacted by relationships differently and insist on absolute unitaritism
>>157586462Also check the journalist names kek
>>157586462I love the expression, "filling this in." xD
>>157586379he did another interview about getting tattoos and he genuinely has to be 80IQ
>>157586615He's just like me
>>157586410>>157586462why do retarded guys not understand the whole power/authority and abuse of trust aspect in rape?You don't need a black eye for rape to be damaging.Its almost always a distortion of appropriate social standing that merits rape, which is also why most rape is by people one is related to or directly familiar with and not the afghan refugee dragging a girl in the bushes.If you come from a broken home youll be fucked up no matter if your parents are multimillionaires; you cant point at the money and say "lol I wish I had parents who neglected me with substance abuse". Stop making excuses.
>>157586615You know, starting to think that most tennis players aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Surprised when all you do from age 3 is hit a ball over a net.
People always talk about how the tour is a lot weaker now than it was during the Big 3 era, but I have a theory that it isn't weaker, it just seems that way because Sincaraz are just way better compared to everyone else now than the Big 3 were compared to their peers. Take a look at guys like Zverev, Medvedev, Tsitsipas, Rublev or Felix who had wins over the Big 3 but struggle against Sincaraz. I call this the Zverev Standard Candle
>>157586771They had wins against mostly washed up versions of the big 3. Are you seriously counting wins against 2019 Federer as super legit?
>>157586771During the big threera there was a solid 2nd tier of players who could comfortably beat the detritus and have a decent go at the big boys from time to time. My kingdom for a Tam Berdych (pre-mindbroken)
>>157586771Most of these guys have amazing weapons but aren't complete players and they have no mental. Zverev would be a top 5 player in any gen and consistently but the rest are sorta one trick ponies.
Someone like Fernando Gonzalez cleans Rublev
>>157586936*clears
baking but it's making me wait 5 minutes on my 2nd new lappy in 2 weeks lmao
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>>157586771good postthe type of post I come to /atp/ for.
>>157584585Makes Sinner's decision unfair
i absolutely DID NOT fall for tit diss time and watch the end of the zverevmatch finkin' he might losebut nonetheless the disgust was not elssened when i fast forward to see him one game from winnin' matcj>>157583881corr gud kittingtonshire
>>157584788fucking hell socoety is fucked
