No girls allowedWu YiKING edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleLive from the Big Apple it's the US Open>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157569234
motherfucker
>>157586986Just imagine if he was never injured
>>157586998Again? Kwab
do >you want to be cobolli?
>>157587088>do >you want to be inside cobolli?yes
>>157586986So fucking mad I'm gonna miss Wu vs Alcaraz because I have to take my fuckass family to my parents
>>157587088Who wouldn't?
>>157587167He's super fit. Survive is all he has to do.
>>157584752I see the decline in tennis as in keeping with the decline western countries have experienced in general though. This is compounded by the feeling of yearning for the 'good old days' that most generations feel when they start to age.. Its both of these things so it feels worse, it's both objective and subjective.
>>157587167dumb take. Halys especially yesterday just played peak of his game.
>>157587190>Sonego>Halys>Tabilo>Darderi>Zheng>CobolliA certified gauntlet path to the final
>>157587229hey, im certain Cobolli has learned a lot on how to beat Zverev this time.
starting to think Cobolli's based. Just turns up, sometimes plays good, sometimes shit, usually beats who he's meant to in 4 sets anyway, usually loses to who he's meant to in 4 or 5.
>>157587290hes my favorite to watch these days even if hes not peak tennis of course.> beats who he's meant to in 4 sets anyway, usually loses to who he's meant to in 4 or 5.so many of his games go to 5 sets. Its what got me vested in watching him years past when every round it was a 5 setter for him on some soul smaller sidecourt. Peak genuine tennis.
>>157587304Rune also used to be an early rounds 5 setter merchant before he died. RIP
>>157587304At least he's not a lanklet or a le constantly injured powermerchant
>>157587290he's based, but a bit of a slow starter
>>157587304>vestedkek
>>157587317I never thought I'd miss him so much
>In August 2024, Rune hired Danish former player Kenneth Carlsen as his new head coachAre YOU telling me there's a former Swedish tennis player called Kent Carlsson that we discussed the other day AND a former Danish player called Kenneth Carlsen? What the FUCK is going on?
>>157587375THE?!?!?!
How many Kent Carlssons are there?
sonego played pretty well but zverev is a shitter for going 5 with halys. Imagine a #1 seed struggling against a field of journeymen.
>>157587602eventoorrs there for the event
>>157587229>gauntleterrrrrmm there is no gauntlet any more that's the problem
>No early men's matches
>>157587602>totally average young guys in H6M clothing being homosexual as fuckis this what tennis has turned into?
>"It could be many things. Without a doubt, the heat didn’t help me. And also the air conditioning here: I think that the temperature is too low and there is too much contrast between the inside and the outside. This year we don’t have the chance to warm up physically outside and acclimatize a bit. I think the shock in terms of temperature was quite significant and could have contributed to this discomfort.">"I mainly think about the areas where we warm up, like the gym, physiotherapy, or the player area. I think it’s too cold there. I don’t know. I need to look deeper to find an answer, but I imagine it was some kind of heatstroke."lmao european players arent used to having air conditioning
>>157587602fruity
>>157587808you fat
>>157587808>european players arent used to having air conditioningliterally
Bublik vs Pawel to start things off, kino or slop?
>>157587861Slop imo. Would be a nice night match. It'll be 70% humidity with real feel over 90°F
>>157587290
robin haase playing jsyk
>video review during doublescalm down
>>157587917Good point. Seems like Bublik could be quick to tank in these conditions.
>>157587994If the Sun is hitting just right, could be. Ashe's roof casts a noticeable shadow because of the overhang. Louis Armstong's doesn't
>>157587820MORE TIME
>>157587808It's obviously Havana syndrome
>Ben and Shapo get the night session
gasquet would be a multi slam winner in this era
>>157588111plumberball
>>157588111or not
Tick tock Charlie...
At this point i hope Zverev and Grug lose. Would be cool to have a new champion
>>157588156now watch him lose to bergs
these Australian nighttime ads on 9 are hilarious
>>157588111Murray Ferrer Wawrinka Del potro Berdych in their prime would walk through a lot of this draw
>>157588227or not
>>157588227even your prime Cilics would
>>157587808>"Honestly, I’m fed up with retiring, I’m fed up with these things. This year really feels like an odyssey to me. Just like the movie came out, it seems like my 2026 is an odyssey. You have to accept it and move on."Why is Poosetti so cringe
>>157588282Prime Cilic is Del Potro and Soderling tier. So yes.
Men when?
>>157588328Can't tell because there is no Order of play in the OP
>>157588328Google my nigga
>redzone for tennisWild
after consulting an oracle i found out it's bublik paul soon on l'armstrong
>>157587602uhhh wtf are they doing
>>157588352they don't switch often enough and also talk absolute nonsense not concerning the matches half the timealso>w*mentriple oof
>>157588356https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/influencers-annoying-fans-behavior-u-230113656.html
>>157588350what the hell times are thosehave an actual order per courthttps://www.usopen.org/en_US/scores/schedule/index.html
>>157588129shit sorry forgot about THE buyunchaokete
>>157588350>>157588379if you were argentinian would you accept being put away on court 11 like an animal
>>157588159You say this as if we didn't this just have a new champion a few months ago.
>>157588387>buyunchaoketerip buuuuuuwill we ever see him again?
>>157588399It wasn't surprising that he won one after being in third play for so long
>>157588111Trips of truth. Prime Berdych would go for the cygs
>>157588409I don't want to see a complete meme champ. At least Zverev has been a top 5 player and former finalist for ages.
buse buggered off by the wayhe was gonna play doubles with fattellitialso>bryce nakashima>brandon nakashimajesus
Laura Robson looking pretty sexy in a bogged sort of way on UK Sky
>>157588444DO NOT TALK ABOUT WOMEN
Autographs are such a psyopWhat little kid has ever thought, boy gee willickers I wish I had some scribbles on paper from the time I met some dude
>>157588418kino
>>157588457mostly its for resellers to sell some hat signed by navone for 500$
>>157588452The girl to the right of her is even hotter, she’s tall so she must be a former pro Idk who she is
>>157588457Pretty sure a lot of these children get pushed by their parents to ask for these autographs since they know children are less likely to be rejected. So they can sell them to collectors.
THE Naomi Broady??
>>157588494Grotesque Reminds me of a post I saw about some 12yo british wannabe actress girl whose mum is shilling her on instagram for clout trying to get their little baby in Harry Potter show, the instagram captions were vile
>>157588525Who asked? What does this have to do with tennis?
Vintage printed /atp/ archive post - SIGNED BY JOHANNUS MONDAY - MINT condition$799
>>157588533It’s a sports bar, we’re shooting the breeze
why isn't /atp/ watching medvedev-rinderknech?
>>157588563no one ever watches Medvedev if there is a choice
>>157588401hell probably be in qualies next year
>>157588563we’re shooting the breeze
>>157588541from his hour and a half thriller against ribecai
>finally some actual tennis>Robbie Koenig
>WHOOMP THERE IT IS
Watching a Medvedev match is only for people who are on their last reason
>>157588610>people who are on their last reasonI refuse to believe you are a human being
>>157588610I love seeing Meddy do well. He's so silly to watch from a mechanics stand point, yet he's always healthy and runs younger players into the ground
>>157588547based
Maybe both of these matches aren't very exciting
>Michelsen-Merida>Lehecka-TsitsipasThese are the matches we are all unironically wainting to see
can shapo beat shelton
will wu shock the world?
>>157588533good post nip that shit in the bud>>157588570extremely casual post
What needs “nipped in the bud” is this weird pseudopuritan streak of posting that’s gone from ironic to legitimate misogyny and demanding absolute allegiance.
I don't want to see women in my thread, simple as
Is he going to wear that gay sleeve forever?
>>157588848>nip that shit in the budWe already had Nishikori's leaving ceremony
this is how I imagine jesus looked like on the cross
we, the new puritans
carlito will demolish this niggaps why bro is so hot
Wu Yibing more like Poo Yibing
alcaraz loooks ridiculous wiht that hair something piece
rinderknech fucked it
>>157589251>why bro is so hothe really isn't
>>157589356carloth not your type?
>>157589251Haircut shamelesly stolen
Wu Yibing ain’t nothing to fuck with
He's wearing an undershirt so that his nipples aren't falling out again lmaoooooo
medvedev winsis tiafoe and/or vacherot gonna beat him in the last 16?
>>157589251>tf>tp
the only thing i know about wu is he used to be sponsored by a museum
>celebrating life and def with Wu
Who's better Bu Yunchaokete or Wu Yibing?
>>157589498Wu has better pedigree
COME ON BOOTLICKER
>get married>play like shitTomasso pls
That Alcaraz brown vest with the brown booty short is gonna hard on sale in Adidas when he wins next Sunday
Wu is just warming up
>>157589392yibing killer bees
>>157590133asian women are insane about sun exposure
>Who ya been?
Can Alcaraz straight set this dangerous chinaman?
What happened to bublik? He’s an embarrassment.
>newblikimagine calling yourself tommy
>>157590193He stopped caring after after the third set
so carlos is signed to the devil now with the travis scott upside down cross getup right?so he will win the open?free and open discussion btw. no sides yet
What’s Russian for Tomasz Pawel?
Why are Chinese (male) players so bad at tennis?It's a non contact sport and you play with a raquet.Usually those 2 ingredients are enough to enable a lot of Chinese to be among the best players.
I need a script that only mutes Courier
Not a vintage day of the old tenny so far
>>157590247
>>157590293he's so heckin reasonable though
Tommy Paul is a talentless hack
>tommy paulharry georgedicky john
>>157586206>two out of three so farnot bad imo
>>157590369>>>/mu/
>>157590379tom dick and harry are known for their music?
>>157590355Tommɴ non
>>157590359we can do this tomorrow pete
>>157590392yeah you're just naming members of the beatles
>>157590429tom dick and harry?and paul george and john are saints
not on top form tonight the ole /atp/ either has to be said
>>157590285the asians seem to excel more at the speedy fast twitch racket sports like badminton and table tenny. the additional running and leverage/power aspects of tennis don't play so well to the asian body type. i guess. that's why most of few really good asians were pretty big for asians.
>>157590453at least some of those guys were beatles
>>157590472silly youwhere's ringo then
>>157590455be the improvement to /atp/ you desire others to be
>>157590455learn proper english
>>157590482they're all starrs
>>157590509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4mWcH63us
>>157590503that's perfect english you are stinking up this thread fierce man you're making the dutchman look good
>>157590554that's you actually
>>157590554calm down
>>157590564I was asleep the past few hours I've not been posting and just woke up to whatever this beatles name shite is
>>157590586go to sleep againforever
>>157590543me at 1:38
>>157590596I will go to sleep under the mountain, and reawaken only when /atp/ is at its utmost need
>>157590564Where were you when /tennis/ fell to the simps?
>>157590623good luck kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExLG8E6tMA
>>157590653fucking manlet kek
>>157590650trying to stem the tide by saying most female tennis players are ugly now
Finally some entertaining tennis next.Let's go MeridaLet's go Greek prince of clay
>>157589251DONEWAKE ME UP WHEN IS TSITSI TIME
Tommy Paul will unironically defeat Carlos Alcaraz
Shameless hoes
>>157590810Based knower
The Alcaraz family have a strong barnet game
>primetime is doublesGrim
>>157591196doubles is peak tennis
Wu got straight setted but I hope it was at least a good match. I'm hoping to catch one of the night matches when I stop driving
Coachbros…
lehecka in 3 bros?i'm for stef because jiri has zero personality but he is also incredibly good.
>>157590154>sun exposureSure theyre not tryna steer clear from ebola given the african population of NYC
>>157591337where u driving to brother
>>157591383Just to see my folks in another nearby big city. It's Labor Day in the states so I have a 4 day weekend
let's go Tsitsi
>83% first serve>85% first serveWhat is this the 1920s? No one serves that good these days
someone come get my da he's got the bbc news theme club remix on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g2lZgKugoY
Jiri is not even that good.. i dont rate him
>>157587116>sharing beer with jeetMore like ecoli
>>157589466Kek
Grug is gonna win this slam, isn't he?
we are back
one guy wins one set, the other wins the next set, what the fuck are we doing here
>>157591741I don't know man, sleeper threats like Darderi and Blockx sneaking their way to the trophy
>>157591477pretty good this
Any two players who split the first 2 sets 6-2 1-6 should be ejected from the tournament
>>157589392>>157591436>No one serves that good these daysI'm not sure the percentages but hold rates are higher than ever these days
We are winning a slam Tsibros
It’s time
>>157591741he didn't look super sharp. Like, enough to win against the collection of random shitters left, probably, but Sinner would have made mincemeat out of him.
>>157590372I should bet money
>>157591985Sinner isn't playing this tournament
>>157592013Hence the "would have".
>>157592021but why bring Sinner in the discussion?When no other player Alcaraz can face, is even close to Sinner's level?
>>157592064I'm trying to explain that Alcaraz is not in his best shape. What don't you follow?
We are so taking this Czech out
why are we looking at some women at a bar for 30secs
Cazzies will start rating Aguilera after this tournament
>>157592149theres been a lot of male gaze crowd shots these US Open.
>>157592149because the people who run america need you to watch porn after sports to keep you in a constant state of docile pleasure.
>>157592172phil will mog trust sir
They call New York a concrete jungle, but actually it’s a mid-temperate climate in which classical jungle flora and fauna could not survive
>>157592221by gum, he's right.
tsitsipas lets go
>>157592274bros lowkey gigantic
Lehacka is a fraud...never rated him Mensik is better
This nigga is mentally weak, Tsitsi got this
let's fucking go.One set to go
damn is the coach elite?
Apologize.
>>157591741Who's going to stop him? Shelton? Navone?
Not a vintage day of the old tenny tomorrow
The Coach and his true son are BACK
>>157592362All bangers except kakanov and bonzi
I have NEVER seen leheckster slice, come to the net, drop shot or do ANYTHING that isn’t mindless ball bashing from the baseline.>but everyone plays this way nowNot like this, this is perverse
>>157592335how many olala's did it take to fix sissi?
>>157592221>concrete jungleconcrete bunghole
Who even is bro?
Get these fucking she-apes off of Arthur Ashe so our favorite half ape can ball bash his way through the mental midget
I kneel to Pickelsen...
™ etcheverry won btw
mierda
I have a level of excitement seeing the Sierra Leonean in the future winning a major over the lightskin servebotter Shelton
I never want to hear about a post-80s Spanish player that isn't Alcaraz
>>157593003What has Sergi Bruguera done to you
Big Foe :)
Gonna have to sleep before Big Ben gets on court
>wake up>Aguilera lostMichelsen going on a generational run here
>>157587116I think I understand this now - /atp/ is for faggots and /ten/ is for heterosexuals. Sorry to intrude, gents.
>>157592732i need tp for my bunghole
Why don’t >we care about them about to lose to a Chinese and redhead qt?
>5-0>7-10>instant “the scoreboard doesn’t matter” cope from announcer cuckHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have a thread for this and it isn't this one
>>157594031Pretty sure it’s US open not Australian open mate
Hoping for some kino shapo choking tonight
>>157594051Makes no difference take it back to the nonce thread
>>157594117Googled that and it was some child porn shit, you ok?
>confident americans at their own slamAbsolutely not
cam awn shapo hit some fakkin one handers
Thought this would be good wtf
CAM ON SHELLY
>0-40 up>fail to break>immediately go down 0-40 on your own serveNow that's Denis tennis
>>157594699Vintage shapoo
>>157594699that canadian standard tennis
>>157594699Very denis
classic denis
The absolute state of this tennis match
isnt Denis one of those Russian fake Jews that moved to Israel?
mutt shelton is a retard
>>157594753his dad is christian and he identifies as christian but his mom really wants him to be jewish
>break>serve for set>get brokenNow that's Denis tennis
It's not bad, it's just high IQ left-handed tennis. We need to understand this is a very complex match of technique and left-handed mindsets clashing
>>157594804I think I’ve had enough
this match needs to go to the /wta/ thread
Tipsaveric got fat
>>157594810>38% vs 29% second serveso this is the high level lefty tennis ive heard so much about
>>157594885it's very subtle
>give away break twice, includig at 5-4not watching the match but I imagine Denis is mentally breaking down right now. He will start another 2 month slump with this match here
>>157594920He’s always in a slump
ANNOUNCEMENT.Please root for Dane Sweeny tomorrow. He is a manlet. He has had a hard life. And he is one of the few non-Wog Australian tennis players.Thank you.
>>157594867
>>157594920he looks unbothered to be honest
denis is donesoshould probably just retire from the match
>>157595015yeah Denis doesn't have a single comeback cell in his body. The scoreboard crushes him mentally when he falls behind. Soft player
Talk so much shit you forget how to pee
>moonballin'
Denis is so erratic. Must be depressing to coach.
>>157594753>>157594760looking at his bio, he appears to be a rootless cosmopolitan
>serve for set>get brokenNow that's Bennis tennis
>break>get broken backYou get the picture
I don't even need to say it
this could go long
Denny tenny
hahahahhahahahahha
Denis somehow wins set 2?Well, I've seen enough. Ben in 4 sets. Time to get some sleep.
>serve for the set>get minibroken thats denis tennis
>94% first serve ratedoubt>no pic for top 5 playerhow Jeeted is google? Damn.
>all this just to get bulldozed by the coach and tsitsiI feel sorry for both of them in a way
>>157595389>100% win % on 2nd serveYou'd be the king of tennis with stats like that
Were 1hbh a mistake?
>>1575954461hbh is pure. These shitters don’t have the talent for it.
None of the stream links work, anyone have a working one for Ben?
>>157595496https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=45
>>157595502>This site can’t provide a secure connection>dlive.sx sent an invalid response.:(
>>157595507Works on my machine
>>157595520eh idk. Thanks though, I'm watching this laggy russian stream
>>157595550https://partner.nonamejose.sx/48e94f8a/295cd02a/7a1898ca
Shitpoovalov
ShaKWABalov
Parents out with their kids at almost 2am
dumb waste of a challenge
shapocalypse
maybe if he blew his fingers some more he wouldnt collapse mentally
fuck Canada
this guy is so bad at lobsat that point just try your luck at a passing shot
>>157595741It's the weekend champ
Can he, dare I say, beat Carlitos?
Oh good. He served it out.
stream fucking lagged out, couldn't see the ending
>shelton calmed down with his celebrationoh no sheltonbros he apparently cares about what people say
>>157596820i saw that
>>157596954no you didn't
Brad Gilbert mad that Kyrgios only got a one month ban, says he should've had at least a year like Dan Evans. Also said "it's not like he had a beautiful resume to be getting off so easily" as though that should be a factor
lmfaaaaaaoooo look how bad this schedule is
>>157597827What ATP 500 event is that from?
>>157597827>>157597843calm down
>>157597827Do not sleep on Darderi-Sweeny or Zheng-Gea
*tankie koenig voice when Zheng wins*It may be Zheng-Gea on the scoreboard, but from the noise inside this stadium right now it sounds like all of ZHONGGUO has turned out tonight!!
>>157598179but zheng is american?
>>157598195But is he from the DMV?
>>157595407This is Tsissy's first 4th round appearance ever at the USO pen by the way
>>157598644>wish it the consequences been different for you>(((they))) change it>but of course, can't give you time back retroactivelyjasika you got what you wanted, they agree with youso, one wonders>this is not an attack on nick>i'm not saying nick>this isn't me against nickreally?
>>157598710calm down
>>157598225is the dmv chinese?>>157598886start making sense
>>157598900Stop making sensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzsJNMvPhfo
>>157597827what would make it better?
>>157597827First 3 matches look ok but fack the rest unless Zvvvvv chokes
This is a mad photo.. Zverev, Rublev, Bublik and Tiafoe in one photo as children. Going pro is truly a luck and money... you play with the same fellers when you were kids as adults
>>157599423Okay. Who's the one on the left they cut out?
>>157599196>fack the restno
>>157599065yesterday's matchups
>>157599423Which one of them is Tiafoe?
You guys are SLEEPIN on Menshit vs Tea-in
>>157599640just off to the left i wanna say
If Zverev and Grug choke we might as well witness the first US slam champion since pipedick
>>157599950The first of many from Learner
Djokovic when?
Can't watch the tenny since dad wanted to go camping in the middle of nowhere for a few days. Best I can load are google results and youtube recaps...
>>157600075Oh no. You will miss out on legendary face-offs like Darderi - Sweeny
>>157599950tsitsipas has recovered from his badosa phase
>>157600075Enjoy. Sounds really nice. Take some pics for us
>>157599950Grim.
Medvedev beats Alcaraz cap this
>>157600108I'm not convinced yet. He fell too far
When does Jodar play?
>>157600272Anon, I...
>>157600275>>157589155
>Botic van de Zandschulpcursed Dutch name
>>157600075Takes me back to the good old days of tennis on the radio
>>157589155wtf is that? A 173 pack?
When does Fonseca play?
brooksy will play today
>>157600161Already happened at Indian Wells. Probably will again. Med looks solid.
Good lord these foids are so ass. Start with the real tennis already
wouldn't mind if american hard courts were this colour instead. probably an unpopular opinion
one flavio already caused a bit of a stir today
Forkz is looking ominous. It might be his year
>>157601869The greater Cerundolo is just shit today
>>157601670American (green-blue) hard courts are fine. Blue-blue is the true satan
Shitz must have requested this slot, there’s nobody in the stands
>>157601891i was thinking of it as a cheeky stepping stone towards changing them to clay
>>157601891NO. Miami and IW are both better than this crap
>>157601954I don't see how you don't see that left is pozzed, globohomo, woke, communist and Unamerican.
the problem is hardcourt at all>>157601943this but grass
Cerundolo’s (?) coach in the maroon shirt and hat looks like the man in black from Lost, aka Bosch from the hit show Bosch
Bring back US Open clay courts
fritz would be elite if he had movement
>>157601112Good find
Courier deserves the rope
completely retarded commentary
Who's that with Courier? Lester?
Shut the fuck up Jim
>complain>complain>complainchrist almighty
he just keeps goingis he ok?
How this hot ruski end up representing austria tf
>>157602539off-topic
Now he's hating on video games
>>157602151That looks so aesthetically pleasing, what year is it?
>>157602286>>157602393>CourierThe OG mansplainer
cobollifratelli we gaan (soon)
green outside purple inside is the only acceptable hard court colour scheme
>>157602539she put so much plastic inside of her they didn't recognise her
Death to American buildings, sports television directors, red haired commentators, and dancing girls
Why this ugly hoe is in such a roll?>>157602688Classic rich russian woman, they love plastic surgeries as much as koreans
>>157602925NEIN. VERBOTEN
>>157602925fuck off
>>157602967
belgianx blockx
Shitz or Coblox?
>Courier and Koenig commentating different matchesThe dream team is dead>>157603060Cerundoodoo is a foregone conclusion so I'm sticking with Cobollockx
>>157603070Shitz is away to the bathroom for a Taylor anyway
Cowboyli is shitting in the blocks
>>157602925>UGLY DOWN UGLY DOWNWell nevermind I jinxed her.China n1
Why is this shithole posting women?
Playing with fire this greek fella
cam awn cobollox lets av a nice tiebreak for the lads
Fritz is tragic
>>157603538what's he doing
>>157603547Letting Francisco come back
DALE
This anti bleeding rule is so gay. Only exists because of aids niggas
>>157603560yeah but why
This is overkill, could have whacked a plaster on it quick
>>157603566Show some respect for America's greatest sporting champion, Arthur Ashe
This is the dawning of the age of Cobollius
cobolli done won a setwhy didn't blockx?
Blockx has a Raonic style pig snout
>>157603600I prefer legends of the sport like Roland Garros
tennis matches for this feel?
>>157603696He didn't fly so good
>RG final>Wimbledon quarters>USO semisDoes Cobolli secretly have the fourth best slam resume of 2026?
>>157603729Believe this post was meant for >>157603684
>>157603729something else did >>157602553
Tapping out of tenny for the neetThese are honkin man
Shitz finna choke this?
>>157603896I doubt it. Cerundolo gives too many free pts
>>157603926I don't know man, his first serve percentage keeps going down and Cerundolo's is rising. Could be getting too close for comfort at least.
Shitz on the brink of deep waters
>>157603961We might have a match Vamos
>>157604009are you ok
>>157589251he looks like most guys here. we are the baldest country in europe so wait until he hits 30.
>>157604026calm down
>>157604057no u!
>>157603999Gonna need a big fery for this one
what kind of mutt is shelton? he genuinely looks like my friends rotweiler
>>157604101lmfaaaaaaoooo You saw shapo complaining about the grunting?
>>157604101think about it
>>157603696>Arthur Ashe
What do we think? Fritz an easy 6-4 in the 5th?
Let's fuckin go Milos Raonic
>>157604125>picrellmao as always>>157604214monkey face will win
>>157604214Cisco with a sneaky 75 where he breaks back late after serve early in the 5th.
>fumbled moorgs>fumbled a free uso At least we still have chipotle fritzbros…
>it's pronounced blocksThis whole time I've been pronouncing it block-exe
>>157604290>the face Milos makes when Schlomo Rubenstein tells him he can add another bullshit business credential to his linkedin page
>Blockx beat Tien in the AO Boys finalIIRC Tien lost the USO Boys final to Fonseca too
Shankx
Fritz more like shockingly bad tennis player today
>>157604379>keeping track of juniors results
>>157604440KEK
I told you guys Blockx is the new dark horse. To be fair I also said the same about fucking Aguilera.
what is flavio doing
>>157604479Not so fast. For whatever reason, Cobolli has a weird fetish for coming from two sets down lately.
>>157604049yea but he is not poor like the rest of us
Bagelx
Belgian bagel...
I cannot BELIEVE I almost rated Kwabio
>>157604603This but with Fils
Poopolli going for the tactical bathroom break
Flaviover
manlets rise up
Oh shit it's Sweeny time
>>157604668No human being has ever earnestly said this
blockx party
>>157604691my sister said, my sister said she doesnt like chocolate
It's over for the Danimal
>>157604717No shame in losing to the us open champion
SHITZ
Karen and Bonzi looking like less of a slopfest than expected
I love to see Cobolli lose so much.Sad about Fritz though.
>>157603896Apologise
ANOTHER SHOEGATE
Is shoe malfunction timeout the new meta?
>>157603580heh...
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
She won
>>157604758>>157604761The force spirit of Yoda lives on
>>157604782Always rated herNever rated shitz
I wish Tiafoe were in the top half
DIDNT HEAR NO BELL
The heckin favorite Fritz is going out!
Not so fast, Bad Cerundolo...
>Shitz
Reminder that Fritz was up 2 sets and a break. Beyond grim.
The absolute state of American tennis
>>157604854And it’s against a shitter. Peak zoomer choke, an all timer.
aw he's a terrible lumbering ogre of a player but i feel bad for taytayI also have an empathy for seeing anyone's dreams die in real time
heh and kek
>>157604880I don't. Fuck Fritz and anyone who likes him
you can shit on Zverev all u want, but he is the only consistent player, bar Sinncaraz
Lmao and people were saying he was in title contending form because of how he dominated shitters in the first two rounds
>>157604879I've said this several times before, but I truly knew to never rate him again when he got embarrassed in Wimbledon by an injured Nadal who literally couldn't serve properly.
>>157602551Middle 1970s. They ran clay court (har tru for about 3 years for the US Open, basically served as transition from grass to hard)
and fritz was so happy after the previous roundwha happen?
>>157604916based old crippled Rafa cucked Sonegro in that slam.The Italian was never trully a slam contender after that.
At this point in the season with injuries and fatigue the signal noise ratio is like 9:1
I fell asleep. What the shitz?
>>157604962Have you come from an alternative universe where Sonego was once nearly contending for slams? Lmao
>Zheng-Geabattle of the whos
Rockx out with your Blockx out
>>157604707no, she does
I miss RafaI miss SinnerI miss Agassi especially, he would just lay people out and murder them from the baseline. I swear he mentions in his book that one dude slighted him during the walk-on and he warned the dude's coach that he's going to need a stretcher to take his player off the court
You know what, I'm not going to rate whoever wins this USO pen. It's like half of the players are randomly hit with a uselessness ray at the second set.
>>157605037ok
>>157605037>one dude slighted him during the walk-on and he warned the dude's coach that he's going to need a stretcher to take his player off the courtkek insecure manlet
>>157604912Most of the tour is so inconsistent that if you win a 2 or 3 matches in straight sets you get treated as the next Sinner>>157605047This but with RG
féry's playing btw
>>157605037Sinner is so boring thougheverbeit
>>157605076cope, glowie
>>157605076Sinner is literally the only player on tour that knows how to play tennis
Alcaraz will become USopenis goat, only needs 6 titles. Will most deff get his 3rd in this edition.
how can the game be simpler than ever just point and shoot but the players are more inconsistent than ever
>>157605069ahah he is so bad
>>157605086Charles knows how to play tennis even better actually
S-Sweenybros...
Cobollidoubters don't know what hit them once he brings this to a fifth set and falls apart anyway
>>157605120*sissies
>>157605087He is worthy of this and ending the Federer curse
>>157605141and what would lifelongs go through? and haters?
Now we just need Zverev to choke as well and tennis will have won
Is it crazy that I still think he's maybe based
>>157605096I think it was Tiafoe that said during an on-court interview at IW this year: "Nobody knows how to play tennis on tour. There's no feel. They just hit balls as hard as they can"
>>157605205hope he was including himself in it.you only need to see how useless he is on clay.
fuck yall im a cobollliever
>>157605112Idk man, Chuck has his moments but then randomly he forgets what a tennis racket is. Sinner comes out Love-all 0 sets 0 games and you can tell just from his serve that he has the whole point charted out already.
New>>157605229
>>157605189Karol is still playing
Would be pretty based Zed ending up as the slam title leader for this year.
New thread>>157605243
>>157605236>>157605257One fucking job
>>157605272Use >>157605236, it was made earlier. Recycle the other if needed.
>>157599640lofl
>>1575892511 to 10, how gay is /atp/?
