PREVIOUS: >>157573314CHC: Jacob Webb left Wednesday’s game against the Brewers after being hit by a line driveNYM: Nick Morabito went 2-for-2 off the bench with a double and three RBI in a 10-4 win over the Rays on WednesdayTOR: Dylan Cease tossed six scoreless innings with four strikeouts and zero walks to earn the win in an 11-0 blow-out against the Guardians on WednesdaySF: Rafael Devers went 2-for-3 with his 32nd homer and two walks in the Giants’ 5-4 win over the Pirates on WednesdaySEA: Bryce Miller received a no-decision in Wednesday’s win over the Red Sox, allowing one earned run on seven hits over 4 2/3 inningsLAA: Josh Lowe was scratched from the lineup for Wednesday’s game against the Yankees with neck stiffnessLAD: Dodgers activated RHP Blake Treinen from the 60-day injured listBOS: Ceddanne Rafaela was removed from Wednesday’s game against the Mariners with quad tightness
>>157574358Anime
BOONE MELTY
What does he do
My sources tell me that the avg weight of posters in this genny is 235, with yankees and athletics fans sitting at a cool 180-185 and red Sox and jays fans sitting a greasy 315
these bullpens suck
>>157574371ai slop
FIRST HOME RUN AS AN ANGEL FOR MOISES BALLESTEROS
>>157574374Based Yankletics enjoyer.
Eh Zeferjahn getting railed as well
Mets are cooking
>>157574381NI HAO CHING CHONG
>yankeetrooncord thread
Thank you for your service Michael Fulmer (innings eater), we will send you a ring next season *DFA'S YOU*
>>157574390well, there'd be doyer spam, but just like at the stadium, their fans all leave by the 7th inning to beat the traffic
Uh oh doggies
>>157574392Angels Legend Michael Fulmer
>>157574358>no mention of the innocent bystander killed by rice today
>>157574387what exactly was "cooked" here?
Put schlit back in till his arm falls off
>>157574399Bakespie has less credibility than Peff Jassan
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>>157574387I used to be obsessed with this woman, glad she's still making content with her titties out.
Jose Siri more like beatbox boots n cats and boots n cats and boots n cats and boots
Comfy Bakerspie thread. :)
Paulie finally got a foul ball
>>157574387Why is her face so long
Jose Siri with the Javier Baez at batThe way he was swinging buddy had Yankees ml20 GAMES OVER . 500
>DreyerThis bullpen needs to be dismantled
The Anaheim Angels of California of Los Angeles in Earth lost to the New York Yankees
gg Angles.
THEEEEE YANKEEESS WINNNN
>yankfags celebrating taking 2 of 3 from the AnglelsSay something when you bums can beat the rays.
cam on doyers. walk it off and give Dreyer the win.
>>157574433The Yankees won't make the world series. Winning a series against the worst team in baseball is all they have.
>>157574439who is going to beat them in the al playoffs
>>157574439That's very disparaging to the Angels fans. Be nicer.
teo :)
attaboy teo
>>157574447Boston is the toughest team currently. Pitching matchups are at critical level. Taking the division would be a nice way to circumvent that. Otherwise its the easiest pennant since 2024.
>>157574439Anglefags are cool. I just wish they'd finally change their paragraph ass name.
wtf kike
keekay is fucking shit
>>157574447Rays
>dave Roberts overmanagement
Will smith..
Good. Teo isn’t fast enough to make hoke
so fucking closemanfred ball it is
welp. it's over.
>ManfredballOh boy my favorite
>extra slurpings in a bullpen game
>stewart
>>157574496>brock stewart
>cock poofart
I honestly don't know what to think about the Dodgers at this point.
Over status
>>157574516owari da
Brought this faggot in to give up hits
BASED BAEZ
Dave Roberts is the biggest retard
The cards could snag the 6 seed
>doyerfags leavinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTGZ_tTzMPo
go Cards!
Man this team fucking sucks. They have 0 excuses now and you can see it on their faces they know they are in deep shit
THIS IS ITDODGERS GONNA WIN IT
>>157574543e-entertainment purposes....
golden sombrerohtani
0-4tani
GOLDEN SOMBREROtani
Brohtani
WTF DOES THIS NIPPER DO!?!?
at least we get free nuggets tomorrow
It’s ova Doyers bros
gg berdswhat a frustrating team
Gg cardsThe wheels are falling off
Ohtani needs to pitch to rekindle the spark...
I can't believe we won a bullpen game against yams on the hill
feels like I'm watching early 2000s Dodgers
>>157574574Apparently, when you give Yamamoto too much run support, he decides to collapse.
good game, cards
>>157574576hey at least that era had cheap ticketsnow you're paying $50+ to sit in the top deck and watch ohtani wear a golden sombrero
Ohtani needs to go on the injured list for at least 10 days
webm of that cameraman getting destroyed at the Angels-Yankees game
Dodgers are the Mariners of the NL
>>157574589LMAO PENCIL NECK
so if OP is the Son of Bakespie... then what happened to Bakespie, Sr.??
Remember when people used to unironically claim that Ohtani was the best to ever do it
Why didn't the Doyers bring in Chud? Isn't he off the DL now?
>>157574680That's the guy that put his cock in my butt too
>>157574684he only has so many bullets in that arm
>>157574680still is
teams with this much talent are supposed to be more fun to watch
>>157574707sweetie it's time to wake up
How will they ever recover?5 min>The Los Angeles Dodgers now have a losing record since July 1
Why do baseball latinos have names like Walbert and Denzer?
why is it that the doyers have been so mid since they got skubal (13-14)? this was supposed to cement their dominance.
>>157574739My cock is in your butthole is pulsating the answer in morse code as I pound your loose butt hole raw
>>157574741cant hit and now they also cant pitch consistently
Is tonights orgy still on?
PCA and Bobby Witt being the faces of the NL and AL just feels better
>>157574758gonna be hell to pay when we get right
>>157574758no one cares about fielding nerd, they are bums
>>157574741>She's an 8 in San Bernadino
>>157574758Bobby Seeds, yes. PCA is too much of a dick to be good for anyone but cubs fans. Personally, I prefer Ohtani/Judge, since what they're doing is actually generational + they're nice guys.
>BREAKING: OHTANI HEADED TO ILsource: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6uVpbY8Uik
>>157574794>PCA is too much of a dickhow?
>>157574439just put the ball in play and they'll beat themselves
>>157574844use your imagination
>>157574439>Winning a series against the worst team in baseball is all they have.The Yankees are in fact designed to get to the postseason by bullying the bad pitching on all the bad teams they face in the regular season to compile enough wins to get to the postseason where they absolutely shit the bed when they face teams that have good starting pitching and good bullpens, play solid defense, run the bases well, and have high baseball IQ. The Yankees have good starting pitching and three good relievers but that's all they have. The rest of their bullpen is crap, the Yankees players play terrible defense, they run the bases like drunks, and they have low baseball IQ.
>nice guys >ohtani had his best friend locked away to cover his gambling addiction, right before his first child was born >judge is so racist that he refuses to acknowledge his birth father bc he’s such a chud that he’s in denial about being half black yea ok
cubs continuing to win hearts and minds like the face of their franchise
>>157574721KWAB
ohanti throwing games?
>>157574447The seattle mariners
>>157574589damn he dropped like a sack of potatoes
Vladdy hit a grande salami. I'm thinking we're back
dodgers gonna lock in and win another world series. trust me
>>157575049washed and hurtI dont think he needs to gamble anymore after his massive payday but he has sucked ever since walter got got maybe he's leveraging his bets >>157575116they would lose to the 6 seed at this rate lesbian est
No 'noon games on Saturday. Oof
>>157575132nah trust me
>>157575140they have already lost to teams well out of WC contentionthe doggies are actually cooked none of the hitters are great anymore and as a team they actually suck when it gets closethey might even be throwing (on an organizational level) so walter can still sell his share during the lockout before the investigation finalizes
>>157575164>doggiesEvery one get on all fours ASS UPFAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>>157575169Starts raw dogging this dudes tight butthole hard >>157575164WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)WHAMP (then sound of my balls slap)
>>157574890The Yankees, as bad as they are, might get to the World Series but they cannot beat the Brewers, Braves or Dodgers. I don't think the Yankees can beat the Red Sox in a Wild Card series if the three games are in Fenway. And certainly the Yankees cannot beat the Rays in a seven game series, especially not if the Rays have three or four games in their house.
>>157575174Gets on in here fag, graps you down and puts this dudes cock in your mouth>>157575164
>yams and skuba against a competing teamtwo straight losses in the WC round
>back to back seasons the dodgers lost on the dedicated weeb nightsthe empire is falling
>>157575174>And certainly the Yankees cannot beat the Rays in a seven game series, especially not if the Rays have three or four games in their houseyeah you need strong starters like Robert Stock or Justin Hagenman to defeat the Rays and the Yankees just doesn't have that
>>157575283Dodgers have no choice but to go ahead and hold "Hololive Night" on short notice
>>157575329they lost bigly in the last hololive night too, and it was against the astros so it was extra embarrassing
hello
>>157575477no...NO!!!
coffee and the tigs replay. comfysome nice rookie hits in the 2nd. now awaiting the tins to score 10+ runs
>rookies the only players doing anythingfeels weird manand you just know GayJ will run it back with the "veteran" bum squad next season>torkelbum
Boy, did the Cardinals catch the Dodgers at the right time!
>>157574589Props to #22 on the Yankees for checking on the guy. Meanwhile, the pitcher just stood on the mound and looked pissed because he had to wait.
The Brewers keep on cruisin'
>>157575308kek so true
so it happened AGAINtigs blow another 7th+ inning lead!thought I was going to be afforded a smile today
TORKELBUMIAN GIDP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI FUCKING CALLED IT
1 BUM2 BUMS3 BUMS 1-2-3 NUTLESS BUMSHIT USELESS DOGSHIT DUMBFUCK GARBAGE BUMS FUCK
YEAH SHOW VERLANDER IN THE DUGOUT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THAT'LL DO SOMETHING
>>157576284Keep rapin' dem cubbie bears, brew crew
1 run not enough lolgonna blow it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (again)
still a bum that needs to gonope, not falling for it tork
still a washed bum that needs to gonope, not falling for it javifuck this team
I’ve been taking women on golf dates at the driving range. About a month ago, I adjusted my driver but didn’t tighten the screw enough so when the girl I was courting took a rip, the head flew off. I go out there, get the head, put it back on, and good as new but she didn’t know that. She felt so bad for “breaking my club” that she insisted on sucking me off to make it up to me. The moral of the story is that if you take a girl out for a golf dates, sabotage your club and reap the rewards. Just make sure it fails when she’s swinging and not you.
GM beautiful baseball fans
bums
ok, they need to look into Genao, that was a Clasé-tier play
Vogt is smart, though. Send out our worst starter to face Cease, we weren't winning, anyway.
>>157577171Which of these 4 teams would make the wild card most exciting? It would be nice too see deGrom pitch in the postseason
Chat is this real?I don’t believe in anything due to ai and photoshop
>>157577326whoever gets in only has to beat of Rays/Yankees/Red Sox to get into the WS
>>157577377one of*
>>157577372his career is gonna be over in 3 years and it will have been for nothing as the sewers remain ringless
>>157577377>Beat off Rays/Yankees/Red Sox to get into the WSTired of people diminishing Manfred’s contributions to the game when he gives us gifts like this
>>157577486weird how he and Harrison got hit hard around the same time. wonder if the arms are getting fatigued
How many games are the cubs out of first place?
>>157577648A lot
How many girls are in the cubs fanbase?
Koyori, what happened to your support for the Dodgers? Of all things, you went for the CubsNTR
What is Hololive?
today we will defeat the doggie doos
blow gays in denial about posting abominable AI slop kek
>>157577705fact check: falseai is human created. thus, the video is human created
Reminder
>>157577760reminder twitter was renamed to bluesky. please stay up on current events
love waking up to a win!
Doyercacas kek
Cmon Tigods, get the win
>>157577760You care enough to post about it ;)
>
>>1575776489 games. The Brewers' magic number is 14. They need one more win against the Cubs for the tiebreaker. If the Brewers go .500 the rest of the way, the Cubs need to go 20-2 with neither of those losses coming against the Brewers to win the Central.In all, the Cubs need to worry about home field advantage in round 1, which they do not currently control. If they slip up any more, we might be talking about the possibility of them missing the playoffs. They currently lead the Padres by 5 games and the Diamondbacks by 4.5.
>>157577791no seriously, what does he do?
>hitting a meaningless home run in a blowout is like winning the world series to fat gorilla jr fans
Gerrit Cole is the third fastest pitcher to 2,000 strikeouts behind only Chris Sale and Pedro Martinez
>>157577911that wouldve been trevor bauer if he hadnt got extorted
>>157577929Are you ready for Robert Manfred’s perfect off day?
>>157575164good morningnah trust me
>>157577844Such is the vladdy way
>>157577935Did you sleep last night?
>>157578119one of his multiple personalities did
>>157578119he don't need sleep, pansy
>>157578119He makes sixteen American dollars an hour, he’s a hustler and bustler!
>>157578119Real niggas don’t sleep, we take extended blinks.>>15757818621/hr amazon + 150 from the plasma and 60 from DoorDash.
Just got back from my summer break away from sports. Who is the most exciting team in baseball now?
>>157578186Wow, he's a high earner
>>157578218my cardinals are back to .500 and the talk of baseball as they make their wildcard push
>>157578218DODGERS
>>157578218Join the roller coaster that is the orioles season
>>157578218Love this movie, Kurt Vonnegut has a cameo.
>>157577844last game taught us that you cannot challenge pitches by position players
Future dodger OF, Ching-Hsien Ko (ETA 2029).
>>157578305even japs are getting BLACKED, now
>>157578318Blasians are based
>>157578318That name looks Chinese to me, but yes you’d be surprised how easy it is to get pussy when you aren’t up late live blogging the Cleveland Indians game to yourself on a cambodian glove leathering forum.
was about to catch a live game since the guards have a day game, but then I did the math and it's over half an hour of commercial breaks
>>157578366same goes for whatever this post was
>>157578366kek
>>157578366*grabs you*
>>157578146The gay one?
>>157578305MWAH
I realized that the White Sox are over .500You love to see it. I always root for the Underdog
September 3rd and there are still 20 teams within 5 games of a playoff spot.This is some NHL level crap.
>>157578470So excited for Rocktober
>>157578480Anon, they were eliminated yesterday
>>157578483I meant I’ll be sneaking into the stadium and using the Jumbotron to watch the playoffs, maybe piss on home plate while I’m there
>>157578490I was gonna do that though
>>157578504We can jerk each other off as the we watch the dodgers lose
>>157578465You just pissed off Mune
>>157578512Hell yea
>>157578372that's when you mute and shitpost, take a piss, get another beer, eat more burgers, etc
Why is everyone such a cuck around Ohtani? When he was on the Angels, he basically just bossed his manager around and dictated his own days off and when he could start. And that lead to him getting hurt.And now on the Dodgers it's the same shit with Roberts.Stop being such a pathetic cuck Dave. You're the manager, you tell him what to do, not the other way around.
>>157578549It's Ohtani, the greatest of all time. He's allowed to do whatever he wants.
>>157578559t.Dave Roberts
>>157578549my elite berds pitching mindfucked him
>>157578549on god tho i had 10k if this bum hit a single yesterday
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
>>157578627Don’t you have curling to watch, northern jeet?
There's curling on and you are watching this boring ass baseball game
Jizz Chimpholm
>Ohtani clearly hurtI’ve never wished injury upon a player, but I have read injury reserve announcements with great pleasure.
>>157578652Quiet, jeet. Turn your vpn off and let’s see which pile of human filth you’re really posting from.
>>157578549Unfortunately, Dave probably doesn't have the authority.Ohtani likely only listens to Friedman.
>>157578549So he may be out for the postseason? Especially if he decides to just go ahead and play while injured?Lol. Lmao even. Dare I say rofl.
>>157578660I too only listen to white men
>>157578470>September 3rd162 games, they all matter.
Uma Musume on the jumbotron.
>>157578677He's trying to manipulate his way back onto the Angels now that they have the richest owner in the sport and are getting a shiny new $2.5 billion dollar stadium
>>157578692He played himself, Trout is the ascendance of the white race in its highest form
Metsbros, how do we feel about this? Obviously Ohtani is generational, but Murakami/Okamoto/Imai/Senga haven't been great. On the other hand, Yamamoto is elite, and Imanaga & Suzuki are at least good.I guess Sato might be willing to take a "prove it" deal like Murakami did, so we can give him like 2 years. Would he play 1B? I definitely don't want Bo to opt out, I've liked him quite a bit at 3B.
>>157577372I thought it was made up, but apparently it's true.Enjoy him while you can, Milwaukee. He'll blow out his elbow in three years tops.
>>157578690Hey, I think we may have been sitting close to each other
>>157578549the game has changed. there are basically no more hardass managers in baseball. the guy coaching the Brewers is the exception that proves the rulewe are like NBA now. if you're a superstar, you call the shots and you're untouchable. this is what happens you pay people $30M a year to play a kid's game while they moonlight as mega-clout financiers for morons like Mamdaniit's all fucked up and fragile. it's poisonous. it needs to be corrected. I say lock out baseball for 3 years, reduce prices all around, and give fans good seats for $20 again. anything less will only move us further away from the purity of the sport
>>157578690Fan service
>>157578470Baseball already has great parity, it doesn't need a cap
>>157578712The lockout will be entirely dependent on how the World Series goes. If the dodgers win, that helps the owners’ case. If a team like the rays win, that helps the players. Maybe the dodgers injuries are actually an MLBPA psyop.
>>157578715It HAD great parity before the dodgers raped and gaped the rest of us
There's word going around that most of the younger/zoomer players are indifferent about a cap and the only ones strongly against it are the older players. That's recipe for infighting once the paychecks stop.
>>157578732The players will literally never agree to a salary cap. Every other sport that has one hates it. The owners will have to bend the knee
>>157578752Because MLB pay is heavily based on seniority
>>157578752>There's word going around that most of the younger/zoomer players are indifferent about a capThese players have no sway whatsoever in these discussions. Like they might as well not even exist. Nobody cares what Sal Stewart has to say over someone like Bryce Harper.
Yankees are winning the division.
>>157578755Eh, I kind of think the owners are ready for a very extended lockout if the players don’t agree.
>>157578777Rays all the way
>>157578771Not true, they vote on the CBA and there are a lot more journeymen than superstars. If the journeymen can be convinced a cap and floor will help them then the 10 votes from guys like Fudge, Soto, and Harper won’t matter.
>>157578712>while they moonlight as mega-clout financiers for morons like MamdaniI was really wondering what you meant by this until I read >lock out baseball for 3 years, reduce prices all around, and give fans good seats for $20 again.It was at that point that I realized you had an actual intellectual disability.
>>157578795that's what happened with the NHL union in 2004, the journeymen had enough after a year and agreed to a cap
>>157578795Superstars have more influence. Even a reserved guy like Trout has said he's against a cap. If you're some quad A shitter on a bad to mediocre team you're going to be swayed by what these guys have to say.
>doyers lost>cubs lost>yankees won
>>157578690Why would they have an anime ad?
>>157578808They'd be stupid to vote for that in MLB. A salary floor is what would really benefit every player
kek they're still terrified of a cap
KWABkaner kek
>>157578810Some will. Some won’t. As >>157578808 points out, it’s happened before. Maybe some guys listen to the stars, other guys say “fuck them, they’re making $40 million a year while I am making veterans minimum in Sacramento and my kids have to change schools every year, we aren’t the same”
>>157578810The younger mediocre players realize that they have the best chance of winning a World Series if a cap is introduced. Otherwise, the dodgers will dominate forever with the best players.
>>157578814>Dodger StadiumI don't know, maybe because LA is the weeb capital of North America.
>>157578805>wanting a better fan experience at the expense of players/owners lining their pockets is reasoning only a mentally retarded person would profferlike much of 4chan, your claims are baseless
>>157578559this
>>157578834But only Mexicans go to doyer stadium.
MESTizos kek
>>157578820A cap always comes with a floor, that's a given. That's how the other 3 leagues are structured.
>>157578820owners literally already proposed a floor (and its above many teams current spending)
>>157578845Nta but I think he was saying it’s highly unlikely to happen but he was super rude about it
>>157578852Yeah but the players want a floor without a cap.
>>157578851Praying GTA VI’s jiggle physics apply to men too
>>157578845>the billionaire owners are going to forgo three years of revenue and then reduce prices out of nowhere because they care about the fans you live in cotton candy house or something? they don’t give a shit about you in any way shape or form.
Reminder trump came out in support of a salary cap, people here said he would be against it, kek!
>>157578861They also proposed a bunch of other shit, like changes to free agency which the players rejected.
80% of avid baseball fans want a capowners want a cap (and have proposed a floor)government wants a capzoomer players don't mind a cap and actually may want it with the floor
>>157578882I don't care what that pedophile has to say.
>>157578897I don't if I want a cap or not, but they should get rid of that defferal shit the dodgers are doing though.
>>157578897>80% of avid baseball fans want a capsometimes doing the right think is telling the masses that they are retarded
>>157578866And the owners want a cap without a floor, neither is happening
>>157578913The dodgers fan base is going to hate ohtani next decade when they can’t afford anybody because they’re paying $68M to a guy that hasn’t seen the field in years
>>157578872I never said it's likely. I presented a necessary condition for the healing of baseball. you are applying a level of modality to it that was absent>>157578862I've often found that the most argumentative people on 4chan are not very bright. they're just angry and want to blow off steam
>>157578850Mexicans love DBZ and One Piece.
>trump the corrupt billionaire came out in support of the other corrupt billionaires noooooooooo yer kiddin’ me!
dodgers and ohtani all the way again this year. 12 strikeouts FOUR homerunsto win world series. trust me, mannn
>>157578921ohtani is leaving when walter's sells the dodgers so that's irrelevant
>>157578921Nah they're huge cucks. Ohtani is actively hurting their team right now with this playing while injured shit he's doing, but they excuse it because they want to lick the sweat off his ballsack
>>157578931Trolling is such a nicer way to blow off steam than arguing, most anons have not realized this
remember when they were crying "t-trump-sama will save us, he WONT ALLOW there to be a lockout"?kekaroo!
>>157578943>they want to lick the sweat off his ballsackIsn’t that the Dane’s job?
Fans honestly shouldn't want a cap. These owners are fucking multi-billionaires, they SHOULD be willing to spend to improve their team instead of just holding onto them to flip for a profit later on.
>>157578941Don’t they have like 10 owners?
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>>157578931Oh is this like how the rays and brewers are smart for never winning the World Series? Whereby you’re some kind of genius for coming up with nonsensical ideas that would never happen and tossing words like modality around?
>>157578943I mean that’s true but you can’t fault them for wanting to lick his balls
>>157578931>most argumentative people on 4chan are not very bright. they're just angry and want to blow off steamThe internet is not a place for serious discussion. Maybe for some private credential-walled small forums, but certainly not on 4chin, X, or plebbit.
doyers!
>why don't fans want the sport to become a one team league like the bundesliga?? they should let us pay2win
>>157578964>multi- billionaires >flipping teams for a profit laterI genuinely don’t understand why the 0.01% continue giving a single fuck about their businesses making money. If I had billions, I’d just be living on creative mode not giving a fuck about money.
>>157578978This place is unironically better than reddit. Because Reddit is full of the most cocky arrogant shit heads who post the dumbest shit with so much confidence and people treat them seriously for some reason.Meanwhile here you just call them a retard and move on.
>>157578981this dudes conversations with ai
Why do small market teams make /mlb/ seethe so much?it's not just because they're white fanbases and states because the rays are included. Or is it just the inferiority complex to florida that doyerpacos and poodrepacos have?
>>157578978I’d bet my next paycheck that’s the same fart sniffing retard that was exalting flock cameras last week. He was saying the same shit then talking about how smart he is while spending his afternoons here with fartspie and the cubbiegirls lol.
>>157578470>This is some NHL level crap.and its beautiful
doyers really are throwing to try and lower the odds of a lockout/cap kekgonna be so much seethe when they throw the first round of the playoffs and you get locked & capped anyway
Reminder that Chicago is East Coast Coded.
>>157578970I just expressed a desire to see something in a game I love. you're getting worked up over nothing
>>157578989Just pure greed. Idk why the fuck Reinsdorf held onto the White Sox for so long. Even now that he has that agreement to sell controlling interest of the team over time, it doesn't actually go through until 2034.He would be 98 by that point if he doesn't die before then. Why the FUCK do you still care? Just go retire on a beach somewhere, we all know you're going to be dead in 2-3 years
>>157579006>locked and capped>raped and gapedftfy
>>157579012>chimpcongomore like ivory coast coded
>>157578999how would you know that without also spending your afternoons with "fartspie" and the "cubbiegirls" and the "fart sniffing retard that was exalting flock cameras"? people who don't live here don't remember, much less track, anonymous personalities. awful self-snitch.
Did the dodgers even get a reference in the game?
Why do Met fans keep trolling Michael Kay?https://youtube.com/shorts/7ML2h_8I-o0?is=f7kPzGAq5wiyQpqs
>>157579020>just pure greedBut why? There’s only so much they can buy so why are they so greedy? Just to watch a number go up? >he would be 98 by that pointKek, maybe he’s got Australium.
>>157579036crazy how this is the #1 modern cultural artifact about LA (a city with 20M chicanos and their capital city) and it's about black people..what baseball team do black people in southern california support?
What's cool about eating nothing but fast food for a month is when I take my daily shit in the shower it just slids right down the drain without me needing to press it in with my heel.
>>157579012The Almighty Gaylords would disagree with that homie
>>157579036Idk but GTA V has the “Corkers” which seem to be modeled after the Dodgers given the font.
>>157579051yes the east coast never had gay people or somethinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots
>>157579046The Yankees, of course
>>157579046Lakers
>>157579065Redditfag get out
>>157579044Yeah they treat number going up as them winning at life.Personally if I had $2.3 billion dollars I'd just buy a nice house and fucking chill and never work another day in my life.
>>157579050Thank you for your input. I will remember this during tonight’s baseball game.
Damn, pretty cuckolded of doyerpacos to be supporting chicago now that we know they're enemy coast coded
>>157579072You could fuck a new girl every day with that kind of money
>>157579051I'm fucking dying bro. How is this a real gang? Lmao
>>157579087doesn't compare to the thrill of fucking trailer trash prossies though
>>157579084East vs west coast is a one sided rivalry. The westie dykes seethe on a daily basis
>>157579046i know right? in LA, they mostly don't even venture out of their neighborhoods anymore. i only really see few domesticated blacks walking around LA city
>>157579098it to be like that, NYC owns all of californiaone hedge fund guy sent a letter to the CEO of google who he had on a leash and it led to millions of STEMcels losing their jobs kek
>>157579097True, STDs are the spice of life
>doyerpacos calling other people domesticated kek you can't even speak spanish anymore pochoyou're not even catholics at this point some plastic LA teams are your religion
>>157579097Personally i'd be fucking 22 year old models everyday, but you do you bro.
>>157579108>domesticated blacksKek
>>15757912422? They’re basically used up burlap sacks by that age.
>>157579117it's true. i speak more spanish than too many young hispanics and i don't even speak that much. some don't know a lick. it's weird
>>157579093we do things differently here in Chicago
kek their seethe and resentment towards blacks flares up so easily
>>157579109Simply the flick of a finger and the entire west coast sinks into the pacific
>>157579134that's a good thing for them
>>157579134Niggeranon spotted
kek paco thought xie could score white people points by hating on blacks
>>157579134>dodgerhaters are pussy libsof course
>>157579149>this unawarenigs and mexis have been "beefing" since they were forced to live near each other
>pirates currently lead the giants 4-0Possibly the most meaningless game in mlb today
So are the Gaylords Cubs fans or white Sox fans?
>>157579173God I want this to be an orgy so bad
>sox fans are based blacks and non-pozzed white people>cubs fans are tranny timmies and hispanici'm nooticing...
>>157579097Move your practice field Jed
>>157579173that one guy has a gray cubs shirseyalso why are they all doing different gang signs
Which chicago baseball team does he support?
>>157579209The cubs of course
>>157579222>Them cubs, they ain’t gonna win no more
Tanner Scott's inability to get a hold or save is costing lives
astros exposing the white sox
>>157579209why are you obsessed with this buck?
>>157579285Twinkaner is also a self hating homo lel
>>157579253please be ohtani
/mlb/ is fucked
>>157579298cubsgirls...our response?
>>157579253
Los Angeles Life Dodgers
>>157579285it's funny, he's really bad and very homosexual and they spammed him like crazy last yearthe burrs have an actual good QB but he's too problematic and white so they refuse to start himit's also fun to clown on the jesterguild
>>157579335hey oh
>>157579312>winetranny coded, as expected of the cubs
>>157579335we go by the hollywood ohtani's now
cardinals going for a sweep of the tax dodgers tonight
>gross slop for 25$>can't tailgate>2 hours in traffic each waykek
>he doesn’t enjoy a nice glass of gamay with dinner cause of muh troonz kwab
>>157579417the lighting is not doing that food any favors
>the jesterguild
My hatred for the Astros is immeasurable
>>157579429kek, chuds really do be denying themselves the pleasures of life over a meaningless culture war
leadhead detected
cocktails > beer=good spirits > white wine=meh spirits > red wine
>>157579463Alcohol is bad for you
the cleveland fraudians
maybe could have left soriano to finish the 5th
>>157579429>>157579456i enjoy my piss beer and kraft singles.
>>157579472fact check: falsedoctors recommend one alcoholic drink per meal
>>157579525>Brigs out the Lefty to play the odds>Walks him>Gives up runsSchneider working from the Mr Burns book of coaching again
>>157579551i think he was thinking the bullpen is well rested but might have overmanaged it a bit
>>157579545I'm pretty sure that was found to be outdated. They were looking at like Mediterranean countries where they drink wine with their dinners and falsely attributed a glass of wine with being good for your health.When in actuality it's just that those countries tend to eat leaner more healthy diets overall.It was a false correlation.
apparently alcohol is not good for you at all but it has some social benefits
>>157579581seethe
>inning ending double play JR
>>157579597I look like this and I cover my body with that
>>157579588Yeah it makes me really fucking good at karaoke
>>157579581>>157579588haven't we been drinking for all of human history? it's better than sugary drinks and processed food
alcohol unironically makes you a better driver but (((they))) would never approve the funding to prove it
>>157579588Nobody ever said it was good for you.But it is good.
>>157579614Yeah but that was because dumb fucks didn't know how to purify water back then so alcohol was safer to drink. That doesn't mean alcohol is better for you than clean water
>>157579619Except at night. Can't see shit.
>>157579619>>157579630A few years ago I was drinking with a friend of mine and he said he was good to drive. He hit a curb, almost ran over a lady in a crosswalk and then revealed to me he wants to know what it feels like to kill someone before he dies. I don't drink with that guy anymore
>>157579614>the desire for alcohol may have actually motivated early humans to settle down and start farming
>>157579472So are a lot of things.
>>157579644Beer is older than bread.
kirkiversary
>>157579642Fucking drinking with that guy, don't even be his friend anymore
>>157579661Kek remember that time he got shot in throat neck and died?
>>157579662I haven't talked to him in a few months tbf
>>157579642
>>157579671
>>157579581meds live longer because they're short, same as japs>>157579606>>157579597you're not med sanchez
charlie ran so alejandro could lightly jog
>>157579694>cubtranny got ACKedkek!
>>157579614Yeah but back then we didn't have phones, internet, video games, easy access porn. Back then people drank alcohol because it was one of the few ways to have fun back then, alcohol isn't necessary anymore.
boston and baltimore tonight ooh la la
>>157579588ball players go to the cooler and chug one to get loose because stepping up tk the plate. not drunk, but relaxed
>>157579707>lightly jog
>>157579727oof
let's go vladdyy
Lopey pls
TIMMAY!!!!
'stros about to take 3/4 from the white sox
sports were better when the players were drunk and hacking darts on the benches
sports were better when the players were drunk and sucking my cock for $10 after the Blue Jays loss
I have to say it's really quite gay that PCA is suddenly an MVP frontrunner. The Cubs are way more fun to watch when he's humiliating himself and throwing toddler-tier temper tantrums.
>>157579959Cubs are winning right now
>>157579964Cubs lost
Get fucking fucked in your faggot ass bussy you pansy ass bitch
>>157580016I'll ghave what she's ghaving
jays win!
gg injuns, we coming for that card
Hepatitis is not a bragging right
Why did so many autists settle on the cubs?It's weird because while burrsfags are annoying they're not autistic freaks like the retards here
>>157579959lmao what the fuck is this?
why has Manfred not scheduled any games for the next two hours?
>>157580066He wanted to watch me fuck you
>>157580066because baseball now uses engagement based scheduling and they figure that a cooldown period to get some shitflinging in on social medias produces more mindshare and view-thru-put
>our sport is getting too stereotyped as hispanic/jappy and plastic>bring in an angry irishman from the perennial loser rustbeltbravo manfred
>>157580076>implying you’d last two hours I also ain’t even gay tho
>>157580094As a cubs girl, seeing PCA mad is kind of a turn on
in chicago italian-irish-polish-german bvlls top sissy hispano-african cubtrannies
Thanks to the recent FindFemboys leak, I have in my hand a list of all currently known or suspected /mlb/ Cubs girls.
>>157580152I'm literally a girl though
>>157580187not as of 2024 you're not
why do the blue jays keep posting AI slop on their twitter page and then denying it's AI?
>>157580241Saar that is a handmade drawing you stupid bloody bitch
>>157580241BIG ERN
The name's fem... Fem anon...
soon the only way to prove your art isn't AI is by including ethnic slurs in it
>>157580317The world needs a racism renaissance
saw a guy in a red sox cap today at costcomay seem normal to you but consider baseball isnt popular here at allig it's like what if YOU as an american saw someone in a british soccer team hat in an american costco
>>157580368how much cum was on it
>>157580382Honestly, I'm cumming right now
>>157580241total mystery saar
Phillies don't play tonight.Don't care about this fucking shithole until tomorrow.
>>157580382that's a lot of cumhonestly it looked brand new, probaby his first time wearing it
>>157580403cheer up its almost battery throwing season
>>157580368it's probably the same thing where someone goes to nyc and picks up a yankees cap for a fashion thing because everyone knows what it isso many people go to fenway that dont actually care about baseball, just because it's fenway
>>157580368yea I saw a bloke in a Mets cap when I was in the bloody Cotswolds back in Junecould’ve been a tourist I guess but it threw me a little I see people here wear MLB caps all the time and you just know they have no idea lol
>>157580317>>157580320>CS2 slur tracker live yesterday
>>157580430yankees and dodgers caps gotta be the biggest offenders.but if someone's wearing a fucking reds cap then they probably know a thing or two
>>157580408Good thing you're standing in front of me (and a dumb frog.) Easier to maim.
>>157580418>fenwaybeengay
>>157580438I'll give er a whirl
>>157580450saw a bloke at the supermarket just last night in a Twins cap for goodness sakethere’s a guy in the building next to my office that has a Pirates one tooyou’d be surprised how many people just buy them as a ‘fashion’ piece
>>157580438So far all my faves are getting plenty of lols as usual
>doggie doosthat is all
>>157580438AI will never be able to benchmaxx on that
>>157580463i fucking hate what this stupid shill team has become.i remember when they honored tom yawkey (maybe the most important owner in red sox history) and now they're erasing his name everywhere (including the literal street that was named after him) because he might've said nigger a few times.that probably erases the fact that he saved he team and fenway though, who cares about any of that.
why did skenes start sucking as soon as his girlfriend's acting career took off?
its funny seing dalit doyerpaco chicanos seethe about indians given the heirarchy of LA
>>157580450People just like wearing caps with simple letters, if it was one of the uglier logos like Brewers or Dbacks then they are probably baseball fans
>>157580513>the heirarchy of LAelaborate?
>>157580473seen a few twins caps, never seen someone wearing a pirates cap on their own accord though lolcould be a good fantasy punishment
>>157580513>the heirarchy of LAthere is no hierarchy chud. we are all equal and love is love
>>157580521well no one's gonna just buy them online either just as a fashion piece.who the fuck is like "hey honey, wanna take a trip to milwaukee?"it's only the big market touristy cities where this phenomenon exists.
>>157580521yea I live in Auckland so I’ve seen A’s and Braves caps before, I assume cause people like the A lettering tbf they’re both good designs too>>157580524ke the lad probably has no idea
if you want to be really cvlt you would buy a hat of a team from the dubai league
>>157580581is he STILL playing?that’s impressive, and awesome
>>157580544>it's only the big market touristy citiesnot really, if it's just well designed letters that's enough to sell even a bit globally, like how the kiwi mentions seeing A's and Braves caps. No one is gonna buy busy looking logos like Brewers or Dbacks
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157580623
>>157580623Mass is gas?
nu in a fu
seattle face a tough test against the athletics tonight
>>157580634big if tru..
>skubaldodgers will lose again
Fartspie is in the house!
morninghallucinated for like 10mins when I woke up today, absolutely convinced it was saturday
>>157580672this is nuts
>>157580666grim feeling that, nearly there though
>>157580666your dog thinks hes people
I always thought New Zealand was part of Australia
>>157580666Okay, Satan.
Guh...gaw...
>>157580682the Gold Coast is essentially a New Zealand exclave at this point so you’re not far off
>>157580666chek'd and kek'd
>>157580682Its the other way around
>>157580687You ok, buddy?
>>157580687call 911 before choking
>>157580713What if you're choking while you're digging?
Its been a few, where the nu, who the (You)?
>>157580463kek pretty sure this was my video
>>157580682most NZers live in Australia
>>157580772how many NZers work in Antarctica?
>>157580682I look like this and think this
lazy shits not making a new
Baking
I just saw a Travis Bananboy MLB work wear partner commercial on the Big10 Network while watching the UMass Buttgers gameunexpected
>>157580805hey
nu>>157580858>>157580858
>>157580778think theres like 500 people in Antarctica during summersome yarpie started assaulting people recently and there was no way for any country to send support since its essentially impossible to get to antartica during the winter
