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I like the umps
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>>157580865
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Os
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>doyers lost
>cubs lost
>yankees won
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Uhhh dodger sisters???
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>June 24
>Red Sox are 32 and 46
>start to cheat
>go on a 32 and 5 run
>
>Aug 6
>MLB begins it's investigation into Red Sox cheating
>
>Aug 7
>Red Sox are 64 and 51
>Yankees and Red Sox tied in the loss column
>immediately lose five in a row and eight of twelve
>
>Aug 28
>gets absolutely raped and gaped in Yankee Stadium
>loses three of four to the Yankees
>loses the season series
>loses the head-to-head tie breaker
>falls to four games in back of WC1
>
>Sept 2
>lose to the lowly marniers
>
>winners of 32 of the previous 37 prior to the start of the investigation
>record of 11 and 14 since the start of the investigation
>losers of six of their last eight
>
>now five games in back of WC1

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

>PEAKED
>TOO
>SOON
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>>157580885
That requires Manfred to do his part but he won't do anything
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sku in a few
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>>157580885
wtf I hate Pablo Torre now. Free Kawaii, free Uncle Dennis, free Steve Balmer
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>>157580885
ohtanisisters, it always sounded too good to be true...
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>>157580885
oh no no
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I'm not a Cubs girl
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>>157581001
but do you have an ass as perfect as Cub's Girl ass?
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>>157581013
Cubs "girls" are perfect, bros
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No Yankees today. What ever should I do with myself now?
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>>157581013
I don't know. How about you take a sniff?
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I gawtta have it
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>>157581013
Abby Labar is puckbunny girl
>As noted on TikTok, “sports reporter Abby Labar's wedding to fiancé Kriss Proctor was called off just days before the ceremony after he allegedly discovered she was having an affair with NHL player Ian Cole.
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>>157581016
why you put the word girls in quotes tho?
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>cubstrannies are also cubspedos
nooticing
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>in the 80's, cubs actually employed a cubs girl as the official ballgirl named Marla Collins

absolutely based
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>>157580885
Ohtani will be back on the Angels by 2029
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>>157581027
Watch tampon gay hopefully lose to the Rags.
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>it's based to give women jobs for doing nothing
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>>157581142
>its based for women to work outside the home
jew thread
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some Cubs boy didn't get to experience the thrill of being a ball boy because instead they had some cunt doing it
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>>157580885
you do know that this means that it's done and found no wrongdoing and it's all fluff for viewers? you're on 4chan. you should be better and know this
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*
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I guess its time to watch the O's
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Who's ready for Orioles Magic? It's 2011 all over again
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It's O time
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>>157581206
fat chance
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im watching the red sox, not the Os
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a piss
a poo
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LET'S FUCKING GO O'S
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>he roots for a team owned by a jew
couldn't be me
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>>157581256
>>157581277
Which teams arent owned by Jews?
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ITFCB
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>>157581267
>he laughs
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>>157581287
yankees
stenbrenners are german
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>>157581287
DODGERS
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Brandon Young is dealing
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>>157581277
Even if a team isn't owned by jews, those gentile owners are themselves owned by jews.
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>>157581287
Athletics
Orioles
Marlins
Brewers (convert)
Mest
Rays
Nationals
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What is the comedy central's problem?
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Very disrespectful of Rutschman
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that was kino
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tell me this is not scripted
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AND THERE IT IS
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>>157581287
gards
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>>157581321
The Walton family is the richest family in the world
richer than the Rothschilds
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>>157581341
its not scripted
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checking in on Os fans
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>>157581374
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>>157581374
I remain hopeful
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>>157581352
payseur family
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Heads up b running
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>>157581324
>Mest
The mest owner is a jew. He is your typical NYC self-hating jew, but he is a jew nonetheless.
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based Pete
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like nothing ever happened
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>>157581287
the Phillies!
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uh oh....
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remember when people used to say "finna" and "dope"
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*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
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AttaBreggy Bear
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fuck these dumbass fox announcers, im switching to weei audio
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>>157581460
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>>157581460
mind if I sniff a little?
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>>157581465
for real, im listening to music with the game on mute
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what people?
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>no Ohtroony
>God's chosen soldier Call at DH instead of cRushing
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>>157580858
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Bregman is so good
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>>157581447
turns out you can only be a financial powerhouse by cheating the rules
lockoutbros... its not looking good... theres going to baseball next year
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>>157581483
Oof
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>>157581483
>>157581489

Munchy day off as well
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>>157580885
Manfredd would never punish the golden goose
theyll get a slap on the wrist at worst
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>>157580885
nothing will happen
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>>157580885
lmao y'all niggas are fucked, Pablo doesn't play
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time to sit down kiddo
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great thread, thanks op
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>>157581525
I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN
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kek they're so scared of a lockout and cap
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>>157581540
The cap isn't coming, The Dodgers dynasty is built on financial fraud and they will be punished for ruining baseball's parity through illegal means.
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>>157581525
this is a man
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>>157581552
you wish, fagboy
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>>157581549
>they will be punished
its cute you believe this
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>>157581558
kek done em
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posting trannies should be an automatic permaban
anyway, go dodgers
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>>157581560
Congress is getting involved and spineless Manfred won't have a say anymore.
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>>157581596
yah just like theyre getting involved with the epstein files and ending the war
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>>157581558
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>AIEEEEE GOVERNMENT SAVE US FROM A LOCKOUT AND CAP
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>>157581609
PUFFY
V U L V A
U
L
V
A
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>>157581609
That's what those in the know term a "puffy vulva."
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>>157581609
that does look like a bulge associated with male genitalia if you get my drift
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>>157581465
I feel like ESPN broadcasts are just as bad
and the usually have Eduardo Pérez’s weird voice shitting them up too
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Petey Slap!!
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MVPCA
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>sprints into the thread
LETS GO RAYS
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GIVE HIM THE TROPHY
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>>157581615
anon...
>>157581630
they are, but thankfully we atleast dont have to deal with that anymore. the one i dont totally despise is the apple tv broadcasts. yeah it's another streaming service but if we look past that it's actually a very good product and it looks quite good. and i like that they're also incorporating the vision pro even though im a wagecuck and will never own one. also the announcers are usually shit too (ofc) but they atleast give you the option to switch to the local radio audio like mlbtv which is points in my book
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Is there anything harder than baseball?
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>>157581615
>>157581625
what's it like in the closet?
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>JRam gets fellated by MLB media because he always gets like MVP-3 or something but has had to live in Judge's shadow his whole career
>Judge is gone so he could finally pull it off
>Injured part of the year and mid when he's actually healthy during the season
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>>157581674
Asses are too big
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pretty cool the Jays won despite being significantly handicapped today :)
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>>157581678
Dude willingly stayed in Cleveland, he doesn't care about winning anything.
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>>157581676
im not gay!
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>>157581676
I'm straight, so anything that makes my dick hard is a woman.
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>>157581697
Pouring individual bottles is soulless. Plastic franchise.
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>>157581673
I’ll have to take your word for it, I haven’t managed to see any Apple broadcasts, but when I’ve seen highlights I’ve liked their score bug and visuals, so you’re probably onto something
everything I’ve seen from a Netflix broadcast this year has been dogshit too unfortunately
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>>157581674
good lord
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would LOOOOOOVE an early brandon young collapse rn
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I tried watching some of the US Open, thats not gonna happen.
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>>157581728
Keep dreaming faggot
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>>157581711
crisp logic utiliser
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>>157581719
yes, the field of dreams game really opened my eyes to how shitty the netflix broadcasts are. i think nbc is doing it next year which should be nice, maybe they won't put their logo in five different places on the screen at once.
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>>157581697

Should have hit Kirsten in the head with the bucket so we can get a replacement
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kill me
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Nice
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LET'S FUCKING GO O'S
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LETS GO
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>>157581765
I have a beard and make that face all the time
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nice to see LuBob give some value to the O’s
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>>157581765
>KOREAN BBQ
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bennett what are you doing man....
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LET'S FUCKING GO DAD
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HEY METS
Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE PLAYERS TO GIVE AWAY
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BIG
MEAT
PETE
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>>157581765
>when my trans friend busts out the IPAs
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Ahahahhahahahaha they hit another one. Kek
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>back to back
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>>157581799
I'm biased but he has an OPS near .900 and the O's are back in the playoff race why isn't he getting any love for MVP?
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>>157581765
This post has been confirmed by science as freakin awesome
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>>157581625
"bulbous ball sack"
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>>157581816
dunno man, I’ve always thought he was fucking awesome (obviously)
he’s one of the best home run hitters in the league and really lifts the team spirits around him
huge presence, but I guess you can’t always quantify that and his work at 1B never really turns heads either; he truly is a valuable player though
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>>157581765
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>>157581851
he's way better at 1B this year, apparently the Alysas fixed something
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>>157581816
yordan alvarez is having a monster year but pete will get some votes
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>Alonso should win MVP over Yordan Alvarez
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>>157580885
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>>157581864
I checked the odds and he wasn't even on there. Fudge had odds. Doesn't make sense.
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this fox broadcast for o's sox is kind of bad
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>>157580885
Why use that stock photo when talking about an investigation?
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>>157581914
yeah it's shit
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that dude is inhaling that hot dog
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>The Hoes are in the playoff race
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>>157581914
it’s very poor
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>>157581924
because it's from 2 weeks ago?
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I switched to royals and marinates, fox broadcast of O's n boston was sub par
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This 4 game sweep by the Orioles will be funnier than 2011
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>>157581469
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
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>losers of six of their last eight
>losing tonight
>
>anow five games in back of WC1

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

>PEAKED
>TOO
>SOON

cheaters never win
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>>157582011
*sniff* that'll do. thanks, anon.
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K we didn't need to script another homer for Rutch
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>>157582011
>>157582021
*pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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>>157582021
youre going to get pink eye m8
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I reckon one of Pete’s most valuable attributes is he plays like every single game too
either DHing or 1B he’s always there, and having that sort of reliability is immense

another HR, maybe this is scripted lol
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>>157582021
>*sniff*
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>>157582021
why would you do that
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maybe we should've have traded away Chadley
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>>157582060
because I choose to believe brap anon looks like >>157582048
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>>157582035
no…NO!!!
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>>157582089
thats ai, uruguy
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wtf is adley rustchmans problem
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>>157582105
I never claimed otherwise
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>>157582107
>this is what you get for trading me faggots
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>>157582060
thot webms don’t normally annoy me, but something about this girl makes me unreasonably angry
extremely aggravating every time I see her stupid face and tits flopping about
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>no ohtranny
good, we won't have to weed through the fluff
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>>157582105
but can you prove it is AI?
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>>157582107
He wanted to be traded to Tampa
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>>157582137
happens to me for this or that for whatever small reason and passes soon enough
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Is Carlos Narvaez still shit over on the Orioles?
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Mariners are RIP
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>>157582186
Yes, he's still playing like you would expect a back up catcher to play
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>>157582186
he's been absolute ass
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>>157582138
just for that I'll announce their every hit and run
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Maybe Jarren Duran would hit better if he used a real bat and not one of those gay ones that are thicker in the middle.
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Chi-Town, Chi-Town, Michael Jordan just had text me, woo
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>>157582235
I thought muh torpedo bats were the new meta?
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Fartspie, it fucking STINKS in here
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>>157582145
I can, yes
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>>157582105
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o's always keep their starters in too long
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The lolrioles
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FEAR HIM
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>>157580858
>Edition
>No news ticker
Disgusting
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Let's get this out and some hits Os
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gausman just *feels* like a cubs player
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is there even a reason to tune in anymore
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>>157582287
this has been removed from teh disney+ streams
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>>157582315
He looks like a faggot? true
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrK5P3XWnS8
>Koyori gets to watch the cubs bullpen shit itself first hand
Grim
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>>157582320
finishing 82-82 by the looks of it
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Kevin Kausman
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>>157582326
whoops, you forgot your vpn, paco
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The Cubs aren't my favorite team
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>>157582351
What?
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It'll be up to PCA to hit another Walk Off Home run.
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>>157582366
breggy bear
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>cubs girl with brewer man
no...NO!!!
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Whats Kansas/Kansas City like? Seems like a magical place.
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>>157582321
woke nonsense
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>>157582321
our legacy...
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>hololive seething because doyers snubbed them this year
kekaroo
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>>157582423
I guess they refused to win another game this year after this announcement?
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ah, that's the narvaez i remember
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Breggy Bear Play
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It’s almost time for the seattle freaking mariners
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Stinky rays are losing
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id walk Rutschman here
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>>157582048
Why can’t humans do this irl? Do we need to have a witch coven eugenicize us like in Dune?
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no....NO!
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>>157582490
they should've, now they have no double play (not that it seems they're capable of doing that.)
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>>157582500
Nice
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>>157582500
>PCA about to hit 40 home runs
>Ohtani gets a Golden Sombrero
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>>157582519
but how many innings has he pitched?
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would a team of former Mets be better than the current Mets?

C James McCann
1B Pete Alonso
2B Jeff McNeil
SS Andrés Giménez
3B Amed Rosario
LF Luis Robert Jr.
CF Pete Crow-Armstrong
RF Brandon Nimmo
DH Michael Conforto

SP Freddy Peralta
SP Michael Wacha
SP J.T. Ginn
SP David Peterson
SP Chris Bassitt

RP Edwin Díaz
RP Ryan Helsley
RP Clay Holmes
RP Gregory Soto
RP Luis Severino
RP Anthony Kay
RP Paul Blackburn
RP Seth Lugo
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the gays have fallen off
what happened?
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>>157582523
How's Ohtani's defensive fielding?
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>>157582529
PCA was in the Mets system, he was never a met
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>>157582500
ohtani walked so masa could RUN (with his new upcoming bionic leg)
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>>157582539
oh hush, you
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Well that fucking sucks
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>>157582529
they would also have Hector Rodriguez
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SOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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man
o's bullpen has elite numbers but they always blow it
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>>157582535
dWAR is listed as 3.5 :^)
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>>157582529
yh probably
just don’t let Edwin pitch in a save situation iykwim haha
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>smart teams like the Rays and the Brewers
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kek at cuck birds
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>>157582575
queem queem
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[VV]
Cubs [W]in!!!
gg brewers
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>>157582570
That's nice, 9 WAR doko?
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I think this Rangers pitcher is a real jerk
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Gausman's best outing in ages
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>>157582609
again, how many innings has he pitched? how many times has he struck out the side? what's his ERA

spoiler it's not 0.00 it's null (n/a)
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will tonight be another episode of skube doo?
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lmao that kid with the open shirt and giant chain
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>>157582570
Pitcher war isn't dwar
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>>157582626
No 9 War?
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>>157582664
I didn't give his fWAR, keep up!
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good lord o's swinging at garbage
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Now that the dust has settled, was the Orioles trading Adley Rutschman a good decision?
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>>157582677
>Now that the dust has settled,
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>>157582677
No
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>>157582677
The Orioles improved their AA team
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>>157582672
Well he doesn't have 3.5. Not even close considering he hasn't taken the field other than to pitch.
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>fat albert is back
i thought they cut him
it's over
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>>157582666
who do you think has a 9 WAR btw? PISSca barely is above 8, and his fielding isn't even top 10
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Let's go Red Sox. Get fucked Orioles.
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>Roman Anthony is back
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>>157582739
*rapes you*
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>>157582724
>He's seething that Ohtani is not 9 war.
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enter
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>>157582763
neither is your cum target pissCA
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>goose gossage
What kind of name is this?
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>>157582769
He is, keep seething
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CES CES CES
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>chapman
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LET'S FUCKING GO O'S
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>>157582787
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Garrett Whitlock is better than Chapman.
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>latino player wastes stupid challenge early in the game
many such cases!
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At least that was an entertaining game
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Is Skrubal going to do alright tonight bros? Thinking about putting some dough on los Doyers.
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if they o's don't trade adley, they win that game
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>>157582500
He’s clearly been injured for a couple weeks trying to gut it out
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>>157582806
The autopsy report has been updated
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PCA vs Christopher Sanchez
Who do you got in the MVP race?
For me it's PCA but a case can be made for Sanchez
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>>157582846
so you're not using official data, got it
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ggs Os
nice game but the fox broadcast was raw ass
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>>157582847
PCgAy is has just been too good to not give it to him this year.
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>>157582845
why would he gut it out?
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>>157582847
pca is disqualified because of his disgusting act
the sports writers will still give it to ohtani
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>>157582847
pitchers who play every 5 days should never win mvp
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>>157582860
yeah you could hear how obese the play-by-play guy is
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>>157582854
So you admit PCA is going to win the NL MVP.
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>>157582869
good thing Ohtani plays every day :^)
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>>157582877
I look forward to your seething posts when he doesn't and the cubbies watch my doyers hoist a threepeat
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>>157582865
He’s betting on himself to strike out
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>>157582881
not today
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>>157582885
>doylers cuck
lol

Reminder Ohtani was the odds on favorite in July and choked it away in 2 months.
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pfma
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kirsten :)
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>>157582893
thats just because its chinese new year today
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happy new year, china!
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>>157582899
go braves!
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>>157582897
So you admit that Ohtani is going to win the NL MVP.
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>>157582500
Considering how much the team is shitting itself right now, letting this faggot rest and recuperate is the best thing they can do for him.
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>>157582832
I wouldn't take the money line anon. dodgers are still in their slump but oddmakers still have them as the heavy favorites.
if I were betting, I'd do a prop with teo to get a hit and score a run, and freddie for 2+ h+r+rbi
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>>157582913
Sounds like you're admitting PCA is winning the NL MVP and Ohtani is going to choke because he's a system baby who needs to be carried.
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>>157582933
So you admit that Ohtani is going to win the NL MVP.

IAYC :^)
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it was more important for ohtani to play injured to try and win the MVP than recover and be ready for playoffs
The doyers don't need him right now
But he's a selfish stat padder
Most Selfish Player Award
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>>157582941
>He's seething that Ohtani is choking and PCA is thriving.
MVPCA ^.~
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>>157582932
kek
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rockies are cooking, marlin bros our response??
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let's go let's go
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>>157582961
royals FUCK
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>>157582951
>>157582941
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as a dodger fan PCA locked up the MVP weeks ago
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>>157582979
>>157582951
>>
ITFDB
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as a dodger fan PCA locked up the MVP weeks ago
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>>157582991
mimicry :^)

IAYC
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shut up you two faggots, baseball is on
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Your days are numbered, doggies
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skubal is dealing
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>>157583001
>Seething that PCA has the NL MVP locked.
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>>157580858
He CAN keep getting away with it!
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skubal is dealing
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>>157583021
ha woman
isn't that what you want?
>>
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gg Rangers
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>dodgers thought this comedy central merchant could actually pitch
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>over before it even started
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baez homer incoming
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>poo caca ass faggot is seething about my doyers
life is good
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>>157583032
>He's a virgin too
The state of the doylers.
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oh fucking great
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it's over
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bloke in the dodgers booth sounds like a chick lol
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berds strike first
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wew nice play mookie way to save a run
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doyers foid announcer
>changes channel
now watching mariners
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>>157583076
that's jessica mendoza
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>>157583082
Mendi knows ball, she isn't a DEI cunt
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why do they rob so much?
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>>157583082
but now you have to hear the aussie suck dick
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>>157583076
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>>157583094
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humiliation ritual, just like with yams yesterday
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>no call no showtani
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>>157583088
personally, it doesn't matter. it's a woman
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>>157583107
I get it, but she's more of a man than Stephen Nelson who is our other color guy. I think he's been relegated to radio for the remainder of the season.
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>>157583114
>who is our other color guy
and there it is
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>>157583114
nelson is play by play
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>>157583114
didn't he always mostly do radio?
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I enjoy nelson and monday. charley steiner needs to hang up his microphone.
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>>157583131
>>157583125
leave him alone, he's been a lifelong since oct 2025
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>>157583114
Nelson is play by play, he does SNLA backup duty whenever Joe is on assignment or has a day off
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>>157583150
same, but i think he's good too
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i know, tommy E......
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bums
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the skidaddle maroons
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>>157583150
I love charley but it's clear his faculties have diminished :(
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>3 days ago the Os were .500
what happened?
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M’sbros I fuckin hate Josh Naylor
He’s below average at everything
All he does well is not strike out
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>>157583212
he called tucker kyle turner earlier in the season
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>>157583234
they lost 2 games to the rockies
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>>157583236
he steals bases great for a fat guy
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>>157583237
oh shit i actually remember. going to hop in the car soon
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>>157583236
Why did they pay him and not Geno
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>>157583237
turn her? I hardly know her
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yeah dude the dodgers acquiring skubal is literally destroying the mlb with all the bases he gives
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WHY CAN'T THEY PERFORM ANYMORE??
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skubal is deali-ACK!!!
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>>157583252

look at geno's season...
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>>157583252
Naylor has been better than Geno
They’re like bizarro versions of each other but both suck
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>>157583237
I've heard quite a few blunders since he's come back but I know he must've worked so hard to recover so I'm okay with it just feel bad for him when he slips up
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>>157583252
yea I thought they might’ve grabbed based Geno off waivers too
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>>157583264
Pete broke the doyers...
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winky spotted
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>>157583237
could be worse
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Pete mindfucked us... :/
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>>157583264
I dunno there wasn't even a hololive night this year, not sure what else could've poisoned them
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>>157583286
is he bald under that hat?
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>nearly 400 posts
>no nu
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>McLemore and Cameron in the booth back to back
Extremely based. Two of my favorite Mariners
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>>157583347
I'm baking
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>dead thread
>dead sport
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The Nick Kurtz Museum
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>>157583370
DON'T BURN IT THIS TIME!!!
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>>157583347
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we need nu tho
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red berds are cheating
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Pete raped us
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>DOYERPACOS
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>cardinals doubled the lead by only scoring 1 run
explain how this is mathematically possible
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As a dodgers fan I can confidently say Pete mindfucked us. Just give him the MVP at this point
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that's the 3rd time this series those retards have let the ball drop there
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the mest didn't lose today!
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im guessing fly balls near 1st base are cooties ridden
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isn't having only 3 home runs by september kind of ridiculous
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Man I didnt know the Cardinals had all these Cy Youngs hidden in their team. They are making the Dodgers look foolish out there.
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sigh
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ugh
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Doyers spiraling fast
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we're fucking screwed
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>>157583541
Look at her go!
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sato is coming to queens
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Redpill me on "Rinspie".
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>>157583546
lol it's been a bad month and a half of dodger baseball. They're getting bailed out by the rest of the division.
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>>157583569
don't the yankees play in the bronx?
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Stanky kek
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>>157583586
Yay!
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>Fans already leaving

At this point the way they are playing it's not even worth it to show up. Let them know something has to change
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>>157583390
What's the mariners endgame here?
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>>157583613
I saw people say last night was the emptiest its been for an ohtani giveaway
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>third pitch strike that gets away from the catcher
>ump delays his call for a few seconds for maximum swag
>cant take off for first or else youre indicating to the ump that you thought it was a strike
>if you wait in the box you give up any chance of making it to first before the throw
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*draws a walk*
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>>157583624
You've got a problem with that?
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>>157583622

Great. Maybe the offices will focus on making a decent team than stupid promotions
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>>157583618
It’s just fuckin improbable how almost everyone gets worse once they come to Seattle and the majority of players improve once they leave

Polanco and Geno are outliers
>>
FASHION BUG!
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>>157583639
Sorry, best we can do is another weeb cartoon night. Oh, don't mind that the tickets are 4x from a few years ago.
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>>157583586
I know they did this last year but this is such a fucking bore to watch, at least when edlose blows a save I can have a laugh but watching the offense play like this is pitiful.
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>>157583649
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>157583638
why do you do it
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>>157583586
<.500 since July.1. I think they're subconsciously conserving energy for October.
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>>157583653
Yay!!!
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can seattle win this??
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Why was Kade Anderson touted so highly?
You can tell he will be a mid tier starter at best
No one throwing 94 max is elite anymore
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>>157583671
>Yay!!!
I'm so happy.
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>>157583672
A’s have the worst bullpen in baseball BUT the mariners are the mariners so it’s a toss up
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>>157583622
Ohtani fatigue is real
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fucking christ why do /we/ suck at pitching so much lately thats supposed to be our thing
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>>157583670
That's what I'm thinking too, muh entertainment purposes and the 100 win season curse
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>>157583671
what even is this tho
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>>157583706
uma musume
its a gacha game
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>>157583706
its a horse racing video game but the horses are anime girls
it was very viral when it first dropped earlier this year
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>>157583706
anime SHIT
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eggman :)
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Dan Wilson wants to go home
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and i ask again, where the mariners fans at
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>>157583726
i will not be redeeming the seattle mariners
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>>157583726
Right here, faggot
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I'm sure we won't gidp right here
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>>157583726
right here saaaaaaaar
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>>157583726
suck /our/ cocks loser
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>>157583762
:)
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>>157583762
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>>157583390
>Refsnyder made $6M to be the worst hitter in baseball
Guaranteed contracts were a mistake
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score!!!!
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>>157583675
scouts love lefty starters
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doggiedoos on the board
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Make it count Mariners come on
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I hate that fat slob catcher. when can we develop a cybernetic yadier molina
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will smith needs to change his walkout song back or the dodgers will never win again.
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>>157583667
There's a weird procedural question right now with Batter challenges/check swing calls/drop 3rds. I think they'll figure it out eventually but it's confusing for the hitters for sure.
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>>157583964
well simply the timer for challenges has to start at the moment the umpire calls it
I think currently it starts when the ball hits the catchers leather hand thing
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skubal to the dodgers
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3 run bomb incoming
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>>157583990
skuLAL kek
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>>157583990
SKUBAJ
>>
Kind of a fuckin miracle Skubal didn't give up more than two runs, but the bullpen will make sure that total goes up kek
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Where will Arozarena play next year
>>
>durrshing
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>>157584024
mex (mets)
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>pinch hit
>pedestrian AB
>waste a challenge
>K looking
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How do they do it?
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>>157584046
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Cuddling my Dodgers pillow all comfy
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>>157584079
fuck it
>>
Bazardo in the 8th
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>>157584079
start a family
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>>157584121
NL West family :)
>>
fuck this gay ass team
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>fraudgers
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I prefer this one
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doggie doo bros we're gonna be wild card under dogs again like last year and win it all again
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It’s not that the Dodgers are weak; it’s just that teams like the Angels—whose symbol is a bird—are strong. Right.
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>>157584150
>angels bird
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>>157584136
BASED KING JAY88
SHIT ON THE POODREPACO AND THE SANFRANGAYS
>>
>>157584150
they say red teams win more
>>
>>157584024
he'll sign for the jays, get injured and spend most of his time here in florida
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Dodgers fans get too much bussy. They’ve been driven mad. There has to be an intervention.
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>>157584168
>padres on the loose
>let's go goose
>that's what's in
>>
WEW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
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its fucking frover
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it’s wild to think the cardinals are a better franchise than the hot doggers
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Naylor is TRASH
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tucker will definitely come through right now
>>
so what is ohtani actually doing? dicking down his twink (((translator)))?
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>>157584216
He is eating a nice ethnic meal with his heavily pregnant husband in preparation for labour day.
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>faulton
welp
>>
left the bases loaded twice this game
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surely we sweep the nats
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>>157584235
focaccia wouldve done better
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Cardinals pitching good for once??
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>cards radio commentator saying doggie stadium is too loud and annoying like an NBA atmosphere
>NBAers immediately RISPed into oblivion
boomers are using the dark magic tonight I see
>>
loves a pastrami and focaccia sandwich me
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>Edman is 3/4
>the rest of the team has one hit combined
>>
>brock stewart
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>>157584260
I'm no finance guy but that $/hit can't be too good
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>>157584254
more dodgers offense bad
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>>157584255
they sound like whiny faggots
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>>157584280
Nah it’s actually really good! The soggy doo ownership is actually SHORT on the team when blowhtani isn’t on the field! That means they want them to fail! We all benefit from this equally.
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>>157584287
Very whiny
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/nu/

>>157584289
>>157584289
>>157584289

/nu/
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>>157584259
i love pastrami
>>
>>157584297
pastramispie?



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