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dodgers
Doyers unfortunately>that’ll be 60 million plus tip
wow who is more pathetic seattle or la
haha oh my
>>157584296At this point I'm just happy they didn't give him a 10 year deal.
>>157584298
Watching using that shitty 3D gameday app and this happened lol
erm
berds please win and let me go to bed
>>157584298doyers have 4x the payroll, it’s not even close
in the past few months my jays>beat the guards>beat the yanks>beat the red sox>beat the cards>beat the phillies>beat the rayswho could realistically stop us?
>>157584303bodied that freak
>>157584308missing the playoffs kek
>>157584304Now THAT is dogdgerr babesall
>17 strikeoutsjesus christ seattle
edman carrying this sorry ass offense
bros i fuckin hate being a mariners fan
Prep your anus for the dookie finish
dan makes the wrong decision every time when picking a pinch hitter
TOMMY E TOMMY E
teo plz
>>157584304rofl
TEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lol berds.
NOT TODAY FAGGOTS
AHHHHH
gg groggies
doyersfans deserve that after all the suffering they've been through
>>157584298seattle has basically the same team that was a few outs from the world series and they are going to finish 12 games below .500 in the worst division youve ever seen kek as i type this a former mariner wins it for the dodgers
doyers won
Doyers won that gamegood series berds cya next year
NOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU MUH BERDS FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKERS
teo starting to figure it outgg red berds
*buttons shirt*good game, cards
momentum shift :)
>>157584337so this is what it takes for Arte to sell the team...
>>157584345I forgot about this event
>>157584356He's from the Angels
holy fuck they needed that
>>157584347Mookie also. better late than never.
Mestbros I think the season might be over. Poor Howie going out like this.
ahhhhhhh
>>157584345kek
We're having yakitori for dinner tonight
we needed that win, LADs. we've truly been suffering.
ggs redbirds
>>157584304kek
>>157584387I'd rather have Kotori
>>157584298the team that lost lmao
THIS IS ITDOGGIE DOOS LOCKED INGOOD LUCK, EVERYONE ELSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLnBuR5gLvwDoyerpaco who left in the eighth is being chased! One tire out.
>>157584412*loses 15-2 tomorrow*
>>157584416DO IT DODGER PACOLET THEM KNOW
It’s doyerkenjis
>>157584296why didn't he challenge that?
Just gotta say its fun to see dodgers lifelongs whining about being mediocre for a month and acting like the world is ending when they're still clearly the favorite and just coasting through the regular season again.
tonight was the doyers world series
>>157584459cuz he's a fucking idiot
been a while since a regular season win felt that good
>>157584471the cards are 60-90, so congrats?
>>157584482the bonus is nozzles like you are actually bothered by it
kirsten got them premium indian hair extentions
>>157584464How new? All fanbases are like that during a bad stretch.
>>157584493>>157584466
>>157584503accurate
can the mariners turn it around? I’m not feeling good bros
DAMN RITE IT WAS OUR WORLD SERIES
>>157584562*grabs you*
>>157584629let go of her pal
>>157584562Remaining schedule is hella favorable but /we/ all know this team isn’t winning 80% of remaining games. It would take a 16-5 finish minimum unless /we/ get massive help from the trashtros and rags tanking down the stretch
>>157584502Mariners fans think this is cute
>>157584464>whining>acting like the world is endingThose are a little different. Calling out that the bats are cold and they're old is one thing. It's been boring baseball to watch since the ASB. We know the bats can turn on for the playoffs, and it's also okay to bitch about boring mid summer games. The only people "acting like the sky is falling" are nu-fags and twitter reactionaries.
>>157584464>for a monthThey're played .500 ball since July 1st retard. Two months is a long time for a team of this caliber to be mediocre. The same thing happened last year btw.
>>157584562your season is overthere's way too many teams ahead of you
>>157584562
>>157584834its the al east, they get to play the athletics and angels 10 more times
>Hololive are cubs girls nowdoggiedoos kek!
>>157584859al west i mean
It's going to hurt once we miss the playoffs by a half a game, isn't it?
>>157584865i only do im@s i barely know this hololive
Are the Dodgers survey results going to look similar to this when Pablo drops his nothingburger/trvthnvke?
>>157584978unless Ohtani jumps ship, they won't lose fans over this
>>157584978
>>157584978>>157585037dodgers too big. besides, it's legal as long as the interest rate stacks
when they have to trade Yamamoto and have a team with average age of 35 then it might have an effect
Officially debunking the fair weather fan nonsense since it's not based in reality. The Dodgers have far and above been the most popular team since 1958.
>>157585493kinda surprised the A's are that far down the list considering is goes all the way back to '58
>>157585493We've seen what the Dodger's have reported as sell outs/50k people so I don't know if you can really trust this kind of chart
>>157585493hell yeah angels
its out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBvdMVY7LW4
>>157585549Teams count season ticket sales as attendance, so someone is counted even if they don't show up.Besides, Dodger fans don't show up until the 4th inning anyway.
>>157586190>it's nothing that wasn't already publicshoutouts to this anon >>157581183
>>157586243wow you watched it quickly
this mystery zip sure is proud of getting an infield single
>>157586190wow it's nothing
>>157584308>past few monthsas in the 2026 season? we beat the dodgers in the past few months, too
>>157585493Wasn't LA White in 1958?Most Doyer fans are immigrants
just watched full inning of miz throwing 105.5 against PCA. he struck out, but it was a really good at bat to watch. PCA seemed outmatched by the speed, but he all of a sudden swung faster and earlier and almost got miz up the 1st base line (foul)
>>157586190SummaryINVESTIGATION: Before Mark Walter sold the Lakers, he bought the Dodgers. Then came $350 million via Magic Johnson — and hidden deals with each other."Magic Johnson helped him out with the Dodgers deal," insider reveals. "They're trying to...put him on the map of being a billionaire."I don't quite understand the content. Could someone kindly explain it in simple terms?https://x.com/pablofindsout/status/2095829520989253739
>>157586629essentially he is creating money out of thin air to pay himself with his own company
>>157586629I just finished it. Theres a big incestuous web of funding and deals that was used to inflate the value of the dodgers.He bought the dodgers for 2 billion in 2012, announced a record breaking deal with SportsNet LA ($350mil a year for the TV rights) in early 2013 and then brokered a deal with Time Warner Cable which covered a significant portion of that value. That Time Warner Cable deal is seen as one of the worst deals in TV history.Turns out the man that brokered the deal on Time Warner Cable's side then joined Mark Walter's company as Head of Strategy before becoming a partner. Later on, Mark Walter's Equitrust Insurance company then gave significant amounts to SportsNet LA before selling the company to his Dodgers partner Magic Johnson.There's probably a bit more that I missed, but as the other anon said - he's generating value out of thin air by using his own companies to pay each other significant amounts of money. I don't think its anything new.
idk seems like a nothing burger...
this whole FTX thing seems like a nothing burger
>>157586592Swinging earlier to catch up to higher velocity? This guy's a genius! Why has no one thought of this?
>>157586753>>157586800obsessed lol
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>Yankees have the same road record as the DodgersTropicana, Game 1, Ready.
>>157586683>>157586720Thank you, I think I understand now.By moving large sums of money between his own companies, he is creating value out of thin air.Even if it initially appears that he is "creating value out of thin air," in reality, he is merely generating fictitious value (a bubble or inflated performance), without producing any real economic value.
>>157586880kek a little warning next time
>>157586850i know right? much better when seeing it
The Tampa bay guardians
gm
>>157587032gm
kirkin' hard or charlie kirkin'
>wins mvp
>>157587202don't let the drippy attire distract you from the fact that this nigga has a phimotic jap micropenis no longer nor girthier than your pinky
>>157587244will aint complaining
As a Cubs girl, micropenises don't bother me desu
>>157587263Why would you lie to me like that you manipulative bitch
>>157587262I'm a boy toy. A doggie boy toy
>loses mvp
>>157587202you're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. what do you do?
>>157587267I'm just a girl
>>157587303pull his pants and underwear down so we can all laugh at his smegma-laden, minuscule excuse for a penis
>>157587293but he gained something more importantthe understanding that he has a team and fanbase that supports him unconditionally
>>157587330didn't you just start watching? feels like you're just trying to fit in.also why are you so focused on men's penises?
>>157587330That hilarious, you must be a baseball lifelong. Wanna grab a beer and talk about male genitalia.
>doyerhectorsKEK
it's over
whats for breakfast
>>157587443chick fil a breakfast burrito
How do you save MLB?>strike will happen>even if it doesn't, no salary cap will be implemented>if you aren't a small handful of teams, you already have ZERO chance at winning a championship making your entire season pointless before it started>Home Run Derby is paywalled on Netflix>dozens of games every season now paywalled on Apple>dozens of games every season now paywalled on PeacockHow much longer until even playoff games are paywalled on some streaming service? All-Star game itself will probably get paywalled too at some point.
>>157587471>How do you save MLB?i dont
>>157587407Sure thing, anon. I'm not the biggest beer fan, but I'm always down to discuss male genitalia, like this anon's micropenis for example >>157587386
>no early games today and tomorrowYikes. Ohtani asked for this so he could stay up all night drinking and bet on the games
>>157585493The baseball in florida experiment has failed
>>157587471first of all for not punishing walter too severelysure suspend him for a season or whatever but the dodgers are literally too big to fail and they generate more money than the subprime mortgage banks did in the 2000s and the AI companies in the 2020s
the shohei ohtani experiment has failed
>>157587452For me it’s the spicy biscuit
>>157587606ohtani to banana ball when?
>>157587606It unironically has, he struggles doing both pitching and batting for long periods of time unless it's with the low stakes Angels.
ohtani just needs to retire and join ippei on the island
>>157587569lurk more
>oops all slurpersnot a single exciting matchup today
>>157587642calm down, lil bro. no one's bullying you
>>157587636I knew a cubs girl that was on Epstein Island
Good mooo-rning
urugay is next dane fagJust root for the Orioles and Alysa Liu kek
>>157587629Why not just use him as an opener, closer, or high-leverage reliever instead of as a starter? He could pitch more games that way and stay healthy.
>>157587636Holy shit how did Ohtani get away with this too
>>157587736cow girls need to be much fatter than that
>>157587738true dat
>>157587744Only brown people prefer the one on the right, stop enabling women being fat
GM Mets NationGM /mlb/
>>157587744shut the fuck up
>>157584296wow this guy is awful. how is no one calling him out? has baseball really gone so soft?
>>157584502>All fanbases are like that during a bad stretch.idk the mets banter has been comfy to read
>>157587736i never found stuff like this attractive. it's just a woman degrading herself as a whoreshe'd look much prettier in normal clothes
>>157587744Which one?I like 67 kilograms.
>>157587736cowgirl > cow girl
>>157587798the middle 3 are the best ye
>>157587798I like when anons don't pretend that they're Japanese
>>157587839what are you talking about? that anon is Nipponjin as fuck, just like how I'm a tall, blue-eyed, blond dude.
>>15758779847-59kg are ideal, 40 and 67kg are fine, set the other two on fire.
>Got an email from the Padres to lock in Playoff ticketsI have been disappointed with the product on the field this entire season.
>>157587854it's not like you're locked into the field either
>>157587849You're actually pretty interesting—you can take a joke a lot better than that detestable Dane fag.You pass
>>157587905thanks anon. It means a lot coming from you. anyone seething here is either mentally challenged or a child
>>157587905>that detestable Dane fagalright, you're not so bad for a larper
same guy btw
>>157587934Thanks! My "Google English" has finally reached the same level as native English
>>157587940
Hapas are superior to full asians
>>157587798for me it's 40kg
>>157587779I'm going to the Mets game today.
>>157588094get blasted on Rheingold.
>>157588039as a fan of our new leadoff hitter Brett Bateman I can confirm this to be true.
>>157588039Hmm, I want to deny it, but I can't
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
The Yankees are the best team in the AL currently. Division title is coming.
>>157588232that's like being the coolest kid on the short bus
>>157588243The AL is stronger than the NL.
I can’t WAIT to take a SHIT on Walker Buehler’s FUCKING CHEST tonight. In his big league career he has NEVER beaten the Yankees but pitched the final outs in the 2024 World Series CLINCHER. Fuck WALKER, FUCK San Diego, and FUCK Xander Boegarts.
Everyone thinks it’s the rain and lack of sun that makes us suicidal but it’s actually just the existence of the mariners
>>157588228
Great try by the Mariners last night
>>157588123If I don't see that, I'll get Coney Island like last time.
>>157588383Kiss the 116-win season
Oh well, I guess I'll have to cheer for the Yankees in this three-game series
Whos cum shitter?
>>157588431*kisses the 116-win season*
Semen retention turned Jazz Chisholm Jr from a 50/50 candidate to a utility infielder.
A gaaaaaaayyyy bomb! For gaaaayyyy-Roooood!
>>157588504Mfw blowgays thought they would get another participation trophy
stankeedoo em kek
SECOND HALF HEROSPORTING A .907 OPS SINCE THE ASB
Cam Schlittler is the zoomer Gerrit Cole
Would the mlb really award a cy young to a guy who shits cum?
The Gayngels just gave Shitter the cy.
>>157588553It’s an unwritten rule of baseball.
The mariners just struck out 18 times in 9 innings against the worst pitching staff in MLB
>>157588553>guy who shits cumThat's been debunked
>>157588568Love plastic old ladies. Name?
>>157588568This hag could shit my cum if you catch my drift
>>157588553He’s actually the Boston Strangler
>>157588421not familiar with that. I only listen to Mets games from the 1960s on braptube so I assume Rheingold is all anyone drinks.
>>157588553Ts you XD </3
not surprising a single person alive, the white sox start losing as soon as the guardians do
>>157588626How is it even mathematically possible for so much of the AL to have a negative run differential
>>157588556Incel pitcher #notmycyyoung
White Sox are preparing to face the Yankees in the ALCS. That’s why they got Castillo.
>>157588626Do none of these teams actually want to win the wildcard? The instant they get into the WC3 they all just choke
>>157588649the guardians are not choking, this is just how bad they are
>>157588556He throws 5 and then he dives into the 6th inning and then sometimes the 7th but occasionally the 8th
>>157588649if you're wondering how we go there, we won 7 in a row vs Giants, Rockies, Angels
Imagine gatekeeping baseball of all things on a Mongolian basketball weaving forum of all places
>>157588675imagine not
>>157588568Why do I find hags like this attractive My real estate agent was one and I wanted to fuck her so bad
Rays choke the division (Y/N)
>>157588706because freud was right
>>157588556I love how most pitchers highlight-of-the-season start is against the Anglels
>>157588729sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
The mlb writers would never give the cy young to a 25 year old with a receding hairline
guess who's hitting .293
>>157588753theres no way larper is over 5"
>>157588753Corbin Caroll (male)
>>157588751>One fucks supermodels>The other is a balding faggot that shits cumKek
>>157588772He moves his back foot quite a bit on his swing anon
>>157588792acting as a counterweight to his penis
>>157588778>superShe’s a model, the only thing super about her is a typo for supper.
>>157588660Haha yea imagine not sweeping the Rockies. Haha
>>157588822whyte wymen don't age well, but she was top tier like 15 yrs ago
>>157588822>no calves>muffin top fridgeif it werent for the cute hamster face and huge tits this bitch would be considered dysgenic
Yankees have to bury the Padres here even if it means ruining their hopes of making the Wildcard.
>favorite team >favorite sex position
>>157588958>Cubs>idk I'm a virgin
>>157588954? the yankees don't have to do anything
>>157588958>Cubs>Anal, don't care what position
>>157588958>Mets>missionary with eye contact
Why did the Rays fire their international scouts? I thought they were a smart ballclub
>>157589016have you been to florida recently?
>>157588958cardinalsreverse bat boy
>>157589024I live in FL
>>157589032then you know why
>>157589037Just saving money?
>>157589016There's more talent to be scouted here than internationally
>>157589084It’s dumb to assume that they’re ceasing international operations. That’s not what happened and I’m not going to argue against what you said.
SNLA power rankings
>>157587798All
Cal Raleigh is mid
>>157589144Based
>>15758779852
DOOMP HERE
Pedro Martinez says "Ohtani is one of the most handsome guys in MLB - you look at him and you think it's a hollywood star"
>>157589210Pedro is mind raped from years of getting raped by Daddy.
>>157589210>Pedro Martinezwho?
>>1575892102012 Miguel Cabrera or 2026 Yordan Alvarez (assuming he clinches the triple crown)
>>157589237I only remember Pedro for throwing down Don Zimmerman. Imagine if that shit happened today with like Fernando Tatis jr. and some geriatric bench coach of a rival team.
>>1575892831996 Galarraga
my wife said ohtani is handsome. I don't see it.
>>157589336I went out with a Japanese girl once and she said she thought Ohtani was very handsome.
all dodgers look the same
>>157589321Ok buddy retard
>>157589362Galarraga never played for an american league team
>>157589288A DISGUSTING ACT
>>157589369What an underrated pick, you know ball, sir.
>>157589396What was Zimmer's endgame here?
>>157589396Imagine if Cam Schlittler did this then went to troll on Twitter about it
>>157589396Don Zimmer got what he deserved
>Your team>your ice cream flavor Red SoxButter pecan with corn flake topping
>I had Bobby Abreu in right, and Juan Rivera in left>And man, they would just look at balls and wait for me to catch 'em
GLEYBER
ROTY is coming out of both central division
>Hao-Yu Lee
https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/1127272/pablo-torre-dodgers-bombshell-reveals-mark-walter-guggenheimNo one actually read it and everyone is just barfing up their opinion on how the Dodgers are Enron 2.0 or worse than the Astros
>>157589792The Sarbanes-Oxley Act buddy. Dodgers are just loopholing, nothing to see here, right accounting chads?
>>157589792GUILTYI vote to convict
>>157589637>doyers>cookies n cream
>>157589734yes but it's gonna be DeLauter, tigerbro
This is why Giancarlo owns you guys :(
>>157589637>Seattle freakin Mariners >Anything by Tillamook
>>157589825These companies are not publicly traded are they? Maybe one of them is
>>157589885I just refuse to believe that the Dodgers could possibly be doing anything illegal and it’s just flying under the radar of several government institutions I mean, could you imagine the absolute incompetence required for that?
>>15758779867kg is as light as i'll accept.
>>157589885Seattleminicans really believe this kek
>>157589899I feel like fraud always brings about this reaction. Governments aren’t auditing every single company and rarely detect fraud. Mostly people are box checkers that couldn’t give a shit and/or aren’t smart enough to put the whole fraud together
Who else /druk/WHAT A LIFE
>>157589931That’s fair, I’m just shocked little GAAP girly.
>>157589883Fartspie eats Tillamook
I recently passed FAR and AUD and I can confirm in my expert analysis that the entire doyers organization including Ohtani is going to prison for life
>>157589997I’m a studied member of F.A.G.S. (Fathers Against the Gay Society) and I can confirm that the New York Mets and this genny are colluding to turn the youth into transsexuals and contact with either should be avoided. Users by the name of Cubspie and Dankee Slop Poster are the main culprits behind the child grooming scandal.
What team does Lindsay Clancy root for?
any dodgergirls in /mlb/?
THE SAN DIEGO PADRES OF SANTEE
THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS OF LA COUNTY JAIL
>>157589955Fuck it, Michelob, margarita, or Barcelo?
Doyers finna get GAAPed
>>157590314Stunt on ‘em, SEC!Stunt on ‘em!
Were Luis Severino and Alek Manoah ever as good as Cam Schlittler currently is now? The man looks leagues ahead than any other pitcher I’ve seen and his arsenal could still vastly improve this offseason.
-1 ROTY Vote for Bazz
Why so many accounting chads in /mlb/? Is it autism?
resd finna gonna gape the brewers tonight
>>157590381I’m too dumb to be scientist, so I’ll count beans for a living and make decent money doing so.
Guardsbros how we feelin? kekaroo
>>157590347Severino was jesus but he was like 20 when he came up, no maturity, no work ethic, killa cam is just retarded.
>>157590390As a Reds man I don't believe it but it would be pretty darn cool
>>157590347recker mindfucked manoah
Guards vs Tigs is like watching a game from the 80s. They have 30 combined hits, all bloopers, all over the infields head, all baserunning, all cutoffs, all gay.
>>157590526shut up, faggot
grand salami!
Wow, central cucks have scripted games.
>>157590526schlittler mindfucked duran
the injuns bullpen is still eff'd to the limit
ohtani best all time
We need The Cocksucker
Still going strong. Can’t believe how often I would look at porn adjacent things without thinking about it. It’s been an eye opening 4 days let me tell you.
>>157590666Unzip, Lay back, and Let me work.
AHHHHHHH GAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
We need The Clowns
>>157590692Watch that skin tone
F-22 Raptor overhead in Cleveland#OKThenPic not related (it’s an F35 over Philly)
>>157590703I do peppers and cum over mine
>>157590716Better than cum over the mound. Stankeedoo ‘em!
>>157589955not quite there yet
>>157590728Glass houses n that. I once took an aggressive dump on something I was mad at
>>157590703That game is in Baltimore. You really can't do anything right can you?
>>157590749Cum over this asshole
>>157590692send in the clowns
>>157590775
dodgers gonna winnit all again
There’s a lightning storm over my house (thr last one fried my electrical panel)
>>157590797Win all the grand jury indictments maybe, those rings are faker than 2020, dodgers suck.
When is he returning?
>>157590815haha bitchass you're a boy be a boy for oncedodgers all the way baby
*not a full season**the doyers was found to have commited financial fraud***ohtani and freeman was found to have used steroids
>>157590851I can’t read this post it looks like a bunch of asterisks. Go bang on daddy’s insurance company. BANG BANG
>>157590897>>157590873>>157590854>>157590838What?
>>157590917>pleaalse care what i thinkhaha womanly
see? don't ever actually engage with it. insult it and call it womanly. because it is
Wow this genny is pretty womanly today
haha yup
I’m getting drunk instead of engaging with Dodger fags.
>>1575908489/11
>>157591081not doyerfan but>pouring out your feelings like that over one guyWOMANLY KEK
My feelings are poured out, someone please pound my ass
I'm not being womanly. I'm just having a day ok guys
>>157591107shut up, faggot
Guardians walk up music actually slaps, no wonder they swept the Dodgers
>>157591115shut up, faggot>>157591129it was fun series. take losses better, man. i like ramirez/kwan
>>157591128lol you’re free seetheyour brain is literally a monkey clapping two cymbals together yelling “ponzi scheme! ponzi scheme!”
>>157591148i don't mind if walter and ohtani goes away. that's pussy nerd shit to worry about
because pacos are from central america they are less bothered by corruption
>doyerpaco posts he likes dodgers>everyone starts menstruatingLMAO every time. let them know, doyerpaco
>>157591162what’s wrong with being a nerd? nerds get paid, chicanos sit on their ass all day calling people pussy while getting welfare and living off of their wife’s stripper allowance.
I’m slowly dying of alcohol poisoning and doyerpacos are telling me something about their baseball team KEK.
>>157591189KEK NERD BITCH
>>157591199go be a mechanic hermano somebody’s gotta fix my shelby truck
>>157591198>mindbroken by doyerpacoKEK
dodgers all the way babyworld series 3x baby
>>157591217I think I’m gay bro KEK
>>157591198>I’m slowly dying of alcohol poisoning cheers brother
ohtani is the best player of all timein all sports!
>no one says anything>Doyerpacos making you seethe?
>>157591244I mean, that’s all getting drunk really is just your body having an allergic reaction
>>157591256doyerpacitas be like thatit’s insecurity from their team having a sub .500 record since the break
this is a weed genny
even the federal government is seething over the doyers kek
>>157591260the White man can drink his alcohol
>>157591286Hey Grok, show me a rendering of what a stoner and alcoholic Society looks like
>>157591286Lmao those two guys are dying from it. Come on fellow whites.
big series tonight
dodgers #1 babyGOOD LUCK EVERYONE ELSE
>>157591277Weed is too paralyzing since legalization. I need to take a nap after smoking. It’s literally laced with fentanyl.
This is a coke genny
>>157591316haha that's for faggots
is that why it's called the Sack of Rome
>>157591316spent a night doing coke and fucking hookers in Europe. it is what it is
its a shrooms genny
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>Rays Place Shane McClanahan On IL With Forearm TightnessWhat a perfect time of the season for the Rays to go ice cold
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>>157591351Shrooms does something else to your mind. Both of my friends that did shrooms, one of them ended up in a rehab and the other one hasn’t found any stability in life.
>>157591327The ball sack
>>157591368them some pussy ass bitches
>>157591189chicanos are based, nerds pay for their welfare like cucks
>>157591286I was like you. People told me i need to check out AA meetings but I thought they'd be dumb or scary. Turns out they are are a good, easy group. It's not just talking about alcohol, it's also about trying to be better people all around so we don't even feel the need to drink in the first place. But you don't have to talk at all. I never do during the meeting. I just listen and soak up the gold nuggets of wisdom. You'd like it, good people, often some super hotties, often free food and always free coffee and free friends and professional connections
6 straight MVPs are decided by WAR, nobody panics. But you bring up WAR in one measily cy young race and everybody loses their minds
>>157591442the fact that the miz averages 5 innings per game should be enough to disqualify him. people said this about Ohtani too when he could only go 3-4 but suddenly it's not true when it's the Miz
I need to be pfma'd
>>1575914645 can get you the win-DODGERFAN
>>157591464Miz has pitched enough innings to be a qualified pitcher, Ohtani hasn't.
>>157591476>qualifiedyeah qualified for the SHIT award
>>157591442WAR for pitching gets weird because of park factors. Phillies pitchers get a big boost. I remember Nola led the league in war one year without being the best in any real stats. bWAR is more park affected than fWAR I think. Basically the eye test is the way to go
>>157591442Just take pitcher wins minus pitcher losses and you get pitcher war
>>157591481>Phillies pitchers get a big boostwhy? is the outfield bigger than most stadiums?
I need Fartspie to sit on my face
>>157591491kek
>>157591494Fartspie is a man
>>157591442Groundballera don’t deserve the CY, ERA+ is the tiebreaker
>>157591511She's literally a girl
ROCCHIO DOES IT AGAINGET THIS MAN A DODGER CONTRACT AND DFA MOOKIE BETTS
>>157591481you're wrong
>>157591540Dodgers are getting Witt Jr
The meme land bombers
my team lost and I get to tune in and watch them lose again in an hour
>>157591549That’s all they can afford
IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MOOKIEBUTANE IN MY VEINS AND I'M OUT TO CUT OHTANI WITH PLASTIC RICEBALLSSOMETHING-SOMETHING-SOMETHING DODGER DOG PANTYHOSE
gardz win
>>157591547Yeah it's mainly about defense for bWAR, not park factors. fWAR uses FIP which tries to ignore fielding, and Sanchez is still in the lead
>>157591552They should’ve kept the Indians name tbqh
Oh boy my tigsharts get to lose again tonight
>>157591570No dude, that’s fucking racist
also morning
COMPLAINING 'BOUT A SHOTGUN WEDDING AND A STAIN ON MY SHIRThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xufeGhQzR9o
>>157591572Well why not change it to something like the “natives”. Guardians is a shit name if you ask me
Angels are suddenly it
>>157591547Why isn’t Diamondback Stadium located near the Mariners and Rangers venues? I absolutely detest those cookie-cutter stadiums. Their dimensions are peculiar, but the Rangers’ stadium stands out with its bizarre nooks and crannies in the outfield. It’s infuriating; so many home runs get lost in those tiny spaces tucked in the back.
>>157591595. Look at the Guardians' branding. Compare the current logo with the old one. It's all about branding. They can't completely rebrand to something more politically correct. It wouldn't make sense. They stick with what fits their current image. It's like a tattoo cover-up. You've probably seen one. The new design retains the general shape of the old tattoo.
steven kwan talks like a valley girl it's weird as hell lmao
US THE JUDGE BACK???
>>157584713>team playing .500 baseball is "boring"spoiled brats, the whole lot of you
>>157591638Yeaaaaaa I'm thinking it's the yankees year
>>157591598i think Dbacks is hitter friendly because of the air
>>157591596it's blatantly obvious that the Angels are about to get reestablish themselves and when the Dodgers owners start falling Ohtani will also come crawling back and pretend it never happened
>>157591642Rays are choking the division away and just lost one of their best starters so it could very well be I think honestly as long as they just kind of avoid an initial round where they have to burn through a couple of arms just to get to the next round they should be good. The Red Sox rotation is probably better than the Rays at this point, they might be the only team who could put up an actual fight and even then they’ll be playing as the away team at Yankee Stadium, where they’ve been absolutely wrecked.
>>157591522this. and also this >>157591494
>>157591598Dbacks play in higher elevation like Coors
>>157591647Dbacks fans don't suffer
>>157591657i rather have Yamamoto
>>157591647 OK, that makes sense so when they open the roof, it’s more humid and then when they close it, the air conditioners running
>>157586217>billionaire companies buy thousands of seats>hand them out like candy to partners to entertain clients>give them to employees as incentives>sell them regularly on seatgeek for 100% upcharge>still get counted as attendance even when none of the above go to gamesit's all a big scam, and wouldn't be surprised if some of the doyer owners are in on it. they get it immediately returned through the TV deal anyways
back from flyoverville power outageI see my tigs lost the first game, and of course it was giving up a big lead.lol, lmao even
>>157591688guards have the hot hand
>>157591595should've named them "The Cleveland Baseball Team"
>>157591688Yankees won the World Series
>>157591705actually kinda kino
>>157591668Feet too little, pussy too clean, knees not hyper extended enough, skin not yellow enough.
>>157591464>unprompted seething about ohtranny criticizerswhew lad
okay, I'm officially caught up, just in time for nuwho's in charge?
thinking about having a cheeky little goon session before /my/ team plays tonight
Nobody messes with the Guardians
>>157591678warm air is also hitter friendly and it's thin because of elevationthey built the field bigger because of it so it's actually negative for dingers but it's positive for doubles and triplesthey have the highest average temp for any MLB stadium
>>157591727go for it, anon. it'll be easier to focus on the game if you do.
>>157591726(You)
>>157591734Elevation? In the desert of Phoenix?
>>157591553>>157591571are /we/ ready for the lions """"""defense""""" next week bros?
remember that time George Brett shit his pants?
>>157584978Give us back our NBA and NFL team back. You're paying for our stadium, as well.
>>157591762more likely than you think
>>157591789Fake
>>157591787clippers are gonna fold in a few years after all the shit that just happened to them and come back to SD and rebrand as the Sails when Midway Rising is done to avoid the tainted identity
>>157591808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuy8r4Qpj4
>Shohei still not in the line up>reports are that he's been trolling around the Pechanga resort casino and spa
who's ready for nolan mclean to improve his roy odds?
>>157591789huh, never knew Atlanta was so high up
>>157591850nats are gonna smack snell around
>>157591850TOMMY E TOMMY E
>>157591865>atlanta was so high
>>157591869we can only hope
>>157591896KEK seethe bitch
Faggot
>>157591912yes?
>>157591851Let’s go
>>157591912Corbin?
>>157591928that filter is working so hard
>>157591944yeah, hard to believe that's actually a chinese boy
acuna fucks ya!
>philthies
>>157591951>chinesewhat race do you think this person isspoiler: it's not chinese
Ron Acuna
Lead off double stranded. Very cool!
>>157591982i was going to say korean, but i think looking closer it will end up being a viet or adjacent eth
>fagper
>>157591998yeah, somewhere down there, looks northern thai, maybe cambodian
>goyers>wankees
how long until disney buys the doyers?
>>157592094NOTFORSALE
>>157592108who do you think runs disney?
remember when people thought Ohtani was the best player to ever live lol
It's O time
>1st and 2nd no outs>Murphy Riley Kim
NUU>>157592134>>157592134>>157592134
>>157592121to be fair, they also thought Trout was going to be the next Pooholes
>>157592136>2 posts early
