>Lap:#8538>Countdown to Eyetalian GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157549302>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:227>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:237 (236 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 242 (+23)RUS: 183 (+23)HAM: 183 (+14)NOR: 159 (+31)LEC: 155 (+17)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 425 (+46)Ferrari: 338 (+31)McLaren Mercedes: 263 (+43)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 186 (+9)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 66 (+0)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 763.47 (+56.48)HAM: 539.61 (+40.74)PIA: 501.12 (+48.15)>News:Lawson to replace Hadjar again at Red Bull in MonzaItalian Grand Prix declared heat-hazard raceNorris sets up junior team, LN4 Fusion, to help drivers to F1Lewis Hamilton makes statement Monza paddock arrival in rare Ferrari‘They think we're against the British’ - FIA president wades into F1 stewards debateMercedes rules out ADUO engine upgrade at Italian GP as updated F1 power unit due in October"We want to see Franco Colapinto" - Argentinian president pushes for F1 returnQatar says it is "safe" and hopes to keep F1, MotoGP races despite Middle East conflictMcLaren to run rotating F1 rear wing in Italy, calls it H-wingHaas to arrest F1 slump with major upgrades for Italian GPGuenther Steiner labels Liam Lawson ‘mentally tougher’ after Red Bull firingFIA wrong to lift Russia ban - Ukraine minister
KA-CHOW!
>>157575696>>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:>237 (236 starts)you gay cunt
*enters the thread*
>>>/wsg/6226582>>>/wsg/6226582>>>/wsg/6226582
>>157575715kanker maar weer op
remember to train your neck
>>157575715>f40 is poois dream cardoubt
>>157575752did they ever show how much they are pulling?
>>157575762abbi
>>157575715AHAHAHAHAH HE WASNT EVEN WEARING THE TRENCHCOATHE HAD TO PUT IT ON SO HE COULD POSE FOR THE CAMERAS30 FUCKING C TODAY BTWWHAT A GARGANTUAN TWAT
>>157575768touche
>>157575752i've been advised against this
>>157575772it's beside your point, but that's not a trenchcoat
>>157575715how much are they paying him? and he doesnt even wear something with the ferrari logo or some brand that sponsors ferrari
>>157575715>>157575772>>157575835ahaha just noticed he's also got a fucking briefcaseto bring those important documents he needs to have with him
>>157575847>no checo
>>157575847Its not happening, is it?
>>157575835I'm not a homosexual so I'll have to take your word for it, does a trenchcoat mean it has to have a belt o algo?>I just noticed the briefcase>>157575866lel, beat me to itI can't believe that Italian cunt from a few weeks ago had the temerity to call me out when I said he was performative, fuck that baiting faggot.
>>157575715>Joins Italian team>no longer dresses like shitCoincidence?
>>157575708based
>>157575715why does he have to be such a faggot
>>157575708awesome
new to thishow come lap times have stayed roughly the same throughout the years, don't the cars get any better?
>ynr abduls shitting last thread
>>157575715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>157575979lightning's taken a bite out of his jeans
>>157575979What's he pointing at?
>>157576097going fast is dangerous so if the cars are too good they change the rules to make them slower and gayer
>>157575715>wearing all that in 30+ heatimagine the smell
>>157576246lightning mcqueen
>>157576246isack hadjar, just out of shot
>>157575715
Iwasa is driving Max's car tomorrow
hey remember when pierre gasly brought out that drink that made hydration easier
>>157576796it's warmer in a racesuit.
>>157577345it's got electrolytes
>IT'S COMING BACKOH NO
>>157577345I was told by fleece johnson that having some booty was more important than drinking water
Yep, i think ferrari sucks and you all tifosi also suck ass
Esteban Ocon won’t get upgraded Ferrari F1 engine at Italian GPHaas will line up at Monza with its new aerodynamic package but just one upgraded Ferrari engine, which will be handed to Oliver Bearman
>>157577574Rato is being sabotaged
>>157577589yes they are creating a reason for his departure at the end of the season
>>157577345you minded?
>>157577622the look you give her before a night of french romance
>>157577622how can a frenchman be so painfully unfashionable
asstonssiters.............
>>157577672Bring back elf
>>157577672>long termBWT Alpine won't be a thing next year with Gucci coming in as a title sponsor
>>157577672looks fast!
>>157575772>>157575866
>>157576796contemplate the subtle, lingering quality of the aroma in this image
tontoneli is dating a jew? why would he do that, he could get a cute sicilian wife
>>157577777whom is he dating? anyhoo, any girlfriend will be second in his heart to his sister
>>157575715kino car, effay chothing, good spectacle for the fans7,5/10
>>157577798He is getting shit on x because she is a zionist(wow a jew that is a zionist)The funny thing is that the account that i saw it on has a 55 on the username, wait until she finds out about carlos and his family
>>157577756You need to fuck this girl phenotype at least once in your lifetime
ARGENCHINA
>>157577777the numbers what do they mean
>>157577839>haha look at this fucking jew>no antisemitism plz :)
>>157577803that's not a very kosher post>>157577839eli was cuter, but slavic women just cannot be tamed by a little twink like antonelli
>>157577849they're delicious
>>157577872nice giraffe
The more I watch the sport, the more I realize, qualis don't matter that muchIf the grid was reversed, I feel like it would still end up in pretty much the same orderMight as well save some fuel and remove qualifications
>>157577881Leo hunts exotic animals
>>157577883Antonelli is starting 11th after a grid penalty and finishing 2ndHamilton wins (don't bother watching)
>>157577850Gotta be careful. Le "antisemitism" can get you canceled/banned/deplatformed and even in legal trouble. The whole world is waking up now though, so things are already changing.
>>157577944antisemitism has been the hot new trend on social media the last few years
slurp slurp
>>157577894inshallah he shall be prosecuted for poaching
>>157578049thats because of the 50-50 battery thing they were going to changethe fuel deposits were made for 50-50 , with the ice being bigger they would need to burn more fuel, but the cars are already done, they cant change that at this point, so less laps to make up for their mistake, but the public will pay the same, even if they get less racing
>>157578074>the public will pay the same, even if they get less racingwe already get no racing
>>157577959It's been the norm since judaism was born. All around the world. Everywhere they went they've always been hated because, like Cicero said, they belong to a dark and repulsive force, they are a nation of rascals and deceivers. This criminalization of antisemitism is very recent, barely a few decades old. We're just going back to normal.
>>157578049I thank thee, stefano
>>157578108jajajaja
>>157578108me, middle on the stick
Mommy Doro sighting
it goes hard I fear
>>157578286No.
>>157578286you're a gay man from the third world
>>157578296>>157578298mad cause you dont have an f40 that you get to drive on the baking at monza all you can do is lie
>overfiltered garbage
>>157575708lightning mcqueen is alonsohitler car is gimiold man car is schumigrey hybrid car is hamilton
>>157577426that one taillight really reminds me of somebody
>>157577558what is your favourite sophia image
>>157577777Holy quints denouncing demonic behavior. Good get.
Sebastian Vettel
>>157578377Gute Doppels
>>157578049anyone denying that these are the worst regulations in f1 history is either baiting, a shill, or a retard
>>157578377sad!
>>157578390i am denying this is f1(hasnt been since end of 2006)
>>157578385Gute fünf.
>>157578338Hamilton is actually a car in those movies and it's not that one
>>157578355uh oh he's fattening up again
remind me again why is kubica no longer in f1 but shitter like hulk is
>>157578429Kubica no longer has two functional handsHulk does
>>157578438kubica would be faster without hands
>>157578445
>>157578436he just needs more time (15 years)
>>157578429experienced driver and safe pair of hands without too much ambition or character, and willing to drive for any midfield team that gives him a seat
>>157578429i love how people masturebate how hulk is actually good but he never got a car or something
>>157578502those are the worst kind of drivers to have on the grid. basically racing game AI drivers that never make a mistake but just exist to fill the grid. i'd rather have the entire field apart from top teams be fast and chatic rookies
>>157578519crashes cost moneyf1 is very poor, please understand
>>157578519Go watch WEC or GWTC then, those are filled with dentists.
>>157578529>WEC or GWTCnah, imsa is the best for thatit's yellow flag racing
>>157578529GTWC Europe mogs WEC
>>157578533Fuck IMSA
>>157578519f1 teams are risk adverse and hate rookiesthe only team bringing a steady supply of rookies is racing bulls, because that's their entire role in the RB organisation
>>157578529hadn't posted this webm in a whilea fast and unrefined rookie is the complete opposite of a slow and hopeless payshitter
>>157578519Based take.
ferrari ftm
>>157578818hell of a wank. he obliterated that wrist
>>157578764What high temp prepreg do they use to deal with the exhaust heat?
We getting more TSU this weekend?
Rank the British drivers from gayest to gay
"At a circuit like this, you've got a problem no matter which direction you go," Piastri explained."If the harvest limit was higher, we would be super clipping everywhere and probably losing 30 or 40km/h at the end of each straight. But the drop to the harvest limit, which means the super clipping is a normal-ish amount, or a reasonable amount, it's still there."Obviously you then don't have as much energy to spend on the straights, so the actual top speed is quite low. So we'll wait and see what top speeds we get. "In our sim running, I think we were actually quicker on the front straight in Hungary than we were here, which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it's more that we just don't have the energy to spend. But again, if you gave us the energy to spend, we then don't have anywhere to harvest it, so you run into a problem no matter which way you go."For me, I think this is the correct direction to go in and have a sensible amount of super clipping." -ps3
>>157578991ham rus norlin's a very zesty indianand ollie's straight!
>>157579157>-ps3that was clear as the first line says>Piastri explained
>>157578818he's never coming back>>157579182calm down
>>157578873patriotada
apparently this guy dies in a crash in some race later down the line. don't spoil me, but is it kino at least?
>>157579219A guy who looks like that has no right to call others cucks lmao
>>157579259he's already dead at that pointmust have been his ghost in that car
hulk is actually good but he never got the car or something
>>157579276oh yeah there was a famous misinfo campaign where he apparently died due to some crash or sniper or some bs. but if he died then how could he still be driving? it doesn't check out.
>>157578049less slurping to endure per race, but this wouldn't be necessary if they had put more than 2 seconds of thinking into these regs2030 can't come soon enough (I fucking hope they won't delay the V8s)
>>157579259Epstein's buddy made him crash
>>157578049
>>157579367Wait thats Piquet
>>157578507b-but he won le mans...
>>157577500lel
>>157579379even debries won lemonsim still mad
>new Donald Duck x F1 crossover comics releasedshit, my backlog growsgotta order it anyway
>>157579450>gotta order it anywayno you dont
it's actually happening we are so fucking back
>>157579450favorite dolan duck artist? for me its don rosa followed by vicar
>>157579450let me guess, you need more?
>>157579504
>>157579466no way palou does that, he tuns in daytona and lemons, but only because honda acura has a team in daytona and his indy team other in lemons(not anymore i think, last time he was tehre was 24)
>>157579478Barks stories were my first, so I'm biased towards him.Rosa is great for details and slapstickI read Cavazzano not that long ago, really enjoyable.bonus points for mindfuck stories by Van Horn, being chased by pudding seemed uncanny
Don Rosa is the greatest of all time obviously, but I have a weakness for Faccini's pure slapstick.
>>157579529i want to watch a monstermax truck with 12 tires just smash thru all that nonsense while doing a wheelie with flames shooting out the exhaust stacks
>>157579532don rosa is very based because he's a finnboo. or maybe he did that for all donald duck addicted countries, illustrating something relatable to their culture. don rosa made several stories about kalevala and i think random landmarks from helsinki also feature in it. and i always remember sharing the opinion with my friends at school that vicar's style was the most generic but he had the best stories.
>>157579157>we were actually quicker on the front straight in Hungary than we were herhello i hate f1 thank you
i hate him
>>157579370cute kitty have some milky
For me it's McLallen
>>157579601that is not a kitty. that is an adult cat, drinking semen from a bottle like a retard. a very relatable experience to following a 2026 f1 race.
>>157579625:o
>>157579590>haha, just gonna upend the entire rulebook because young people o algo, teeheeI fucking hate him
I LOVE VCARB
>>157579647no hes lying. they shorten the races because the next year cars wouldnt be able to make the distance otherwise
>>157579603ive had this dolan magazine jammed between pipes in my bathroom for a decade and it's about the duck town organizing a grand prix but they have no regulations at all so the rich cunt duck builds a dragster meanwhile the average entree is using shit that looks like hot dog vans (because they are all sponsored by local buisnesses), and donald wins the race after his car randomly starts flying.
If hamilton is black, why is his mother white?
>>157579656I'm not angry because of his obvious lies, I'm angry because he's doing it to begin with, IDGAF whatever retarded reasoning he gives.>>157579658>donald wins the race after his car randomly starts flying.Did the FIA not look into this?
>>157579656that quote is from a couple years ago i thinknow they've got an excuse to advance the tiktokisation of f1it's just a temporary measure for next year, but at some point they'll run surveys that show people love the shorter format and they are keeping it. see sprints
Jensen butthole
>>157579663hamilton is british.
>put more batteries>range dropsGood thing they don't race during winter.
>>157579658>jammed between pipes in my bathroom for a decade...why?
>>157579663What do you get when you mix green and white paints? Green paint.
>>157579695i have no idea. i also have a water bottle with 13 year old water still inside.
>>157579682The point of the sprints is to add more content and those views/ads to the weekend, not less. Sprint weekend has 2 qualis and 2 races.
>>157579701
>>157579731the point of the sprint is that more people will watch a quali and race than a practice sessionpeople are already turning up to watch the races, by making them shorter you get more ad time for the same time slot
>>157579590yeah, highlights are very popular because that's the only thing many fans who gave up on F1 still skip through too see if it's still shit.
>>157579734i will make edd drink it. then he will realize it cured his cancer.
>>157579698Hamilton doesn't appear to be green, unless we're talking politics and/or diet.
>>157579590What if that guy is just trolling?
>>157579259watch out for snipers
>>157579529>>157579560i want to forcibly impregnate the red dressed blonde over that table while everyone else watches and applaudes
>>157580080sprint weekend, huh?
oh boy new wallper just dropped!
>>157580294still looks like a total faggot
do you guys remember the great abdul meltie a few weeks ago? this is why you don't get cut
>>157580294skibidi zozzle deadass ahh unc aurafarming loki no cap no ziti no ribi
>>157580386we're not in the zoomer era anymore, bro
>>157580395That's gen-a slang, sis.
>>157580294>vertical lmao no
>>157580395when will you be in your deported back to pakistan era?
>>157580401>deadass>no cap
>>157580410Some slang transcends generations.I'd expect the retard that frequently ends posts with "bro" to understand that.
>>157580407uhm, you don't have phone?
>>157580427even those democrat influencers on tiktok who try to "appeal to young men" haven't used deadass in like 4 years, bro
>>157580456They stopped doing that for #BLM, can't be doin no digital blackface y'all.
>>157579590Its brilliant really, the less the cars are on the track the less chance of people seeing how shit they are.
its an old quote retards
watching the interview with stroll, NARG and lawson. All three of them need fidget spinners
absolute kino from pooishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWKWrrXvfc>every bit a of it tales a storystory of what?sitting in the garage for 40 years?
gimi
>>157580608>sitting in the garage for 40 years?It's vintage artisan dust, plebs like us wouldn't understand.
>>157579157>we were actually quicker on the front straight in Hungary than we were herholy kekeveryone involved in the conception of these motor regs WILL be lined against the wall
>>157580608still weirds me out how the globohomos trained him to have this half-british half-american accent
>>157579590meanwhile viewership is down over the regulations and your shitting broadcasting deals, but yeah just make the races shorter so it doesn't intrude on your lunch ins with your shareholders.
>>157580784>lunch ins*luncheons
>>157579590>it cant be the prices>it has to be the length!execute all CEOs today
>>157580818>leaf post
>>157579529uh ohhhhh
>>157580924>I've replaced all the meat with insect protein!
>>157580931idk why everyone dropped s○y protein. tastes meaty and you dont have to eat any meme shit
Bon Jovi (43) and TGR Haas F1 Team (10) have linked up! Need it or keep it?
Lewis Hamilton at it again
>>157581234Unbelievable that nowadays you have to be a well-connected billionaire in order to get some quality cuni. Let a nigga live, baka.
>>157581299Sex with children is illegal.
>>157581234wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>157581327anon look at his flag, they fuck donkies and Brazilians for a living
>>157581234EDP44
>>157581442lel
>>157575974>no longer dresses like shitdid you watch the same webm anon
>>157581572post fit
>>157578355Did he lose all that weight and stop being a disgusting lolcow?
>>157581572He probably missed it because lulu doesn't live rent free in his head
>>157581669>missed it'it' being the webm he's clearly responding toanon you might be retarded
>>157581685hes a drunk he probably wasn't focused, why are you so uppity over a gay nignoid?
>>157581699settle down ok
>>157581709but you replied to my post anon, wait are you drunk?
>>157581723noyou're clearly drunk
>>157581663he was never pozzed in the head
>>157581730I only drink on the weekend anon, I thought I told you this
>>157581737fascinating
>>157581778thursday is the weekend
>>157581834it's friday anywaydoes that mean it's f3 practice soon?
>>157579529where is the chair for edd?
i think f1 is bad actually
>>157582295oh great, another contrarian
>>157581669He responded to it, you 2026 regulation.
How will these cars even work around monza? I guess we're not going to see the Lesmos on broadcast at all this year.
>>157582449simple - they won't. everyone will laugh at us again and rightly so
tyleresque
Shartonelli having a grid penalty means this race should be more exciting than ZZZandvort Will still be a slurper though
>>157582559gay>>157582685cunt
>>157582781
>>157582819gay cunt
>>157582823replied too quick thats camping
>>157582833i call on you to stop posting that gay cunt
>>157582850f1 related tho
When does Williams sack Bowels?
>>157582872the hedge funders barely remember that they own an f1 team so i wouldn't count on someone higher up emptying the bowels
>>157575696>Italian Grand Prix declared heat-hazard raceIn other words, Pozzrelli formaggio will melt like crazyPredicting some Qatar-tier bullshit strats (3 mandatory pit entries)
>>157583133Don't worry. Imola at the end of the season replacing the sand races where it's cold as fuck will be KINO.
>>157583153BREAKING:imola canceled due to surprise freezing flood rains that has encased the paddock in ice
https://youtu.be/kSx7OL5-w2Ebe warned he may fascinate you with a fancy hot beverage
Hamilton has gotten really conscious of his receeding hairline, haven't seen him take of that gay cap at all.
>>157583948gah,... i'd let him pour his cream into my... cup if you know what i mean
>>157584041hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>157582850>>157584051i like one of you
https://youtu.be/oxneOffcbvwunfortunately ive been made aware it is not in fact phridaymy mistakegoodbye
>LITERALLY race week>no race DAY..>thread dead
>>157584584not a sprint week bud, no one cares
I forgot they rigged the last race to put Slater in first place
big nose practise in 1 hour and 17minna
>the nz driver in f3 had to quit mid season because he ran out of moneyKWAB
>no F1:A >thread completely dead
unironically they need to dq ugochukwu for this
KWABhopefully he isnt herta
that shit BOUNCED
he is driving in fp1 todayrip
TSObros how are wei thought this started at 10:35 (?)
>>157585195that's six hours from now, you're good
Minì>>157585198i only use the correct time so it was 8 minutes ago in fact
>>157585205oh, I don't work tonight so time doesn't matter
>>157585195hes doing ok, he kinda sucks in qualy thoi don't think he won a qualy once this season
>>157578429>>157578507Hulk proves time and time again why he should be on the grid, what is the point of posts like that especially after the last two races?
>>157578436fuck it, the rookie crashed, kill him now
>>157585234i dont think so, i think the fact no top team wants him for 15 years makes it self evident.>>157585242crashing is fine if you are fast. not if you get outqualified by the aging barrichello.
>>157585269whos the milfy asian
>>157585279That's Marta Garcia, and she's Spanish not Asian
>>157585270Hulk was 2nd choice for a top team three times, it's not like he was never wanted. I could also say that it's self-evident he still had seats and to come back to F1 beyond his mid-30s.>not if you get outqualified by the aging barrichello.That would be a good point had Barrichello not outqualifed the world champion as a teammate just the year before as well.Besides that Hulk beat most of his teammates in qualifyings.
>>1575852694>2>1>3
>>157585279https://www.instagram.com/sara.choi/
>>157585298eww gross shes like 19... she looked 45 in the webm..baka... going to bed now
>>157585291button was average at best. and teammate wise, his best work is beating proudy in h2h, and how you view that depends entirely on how you view proudy as a pilot, besides that his only other actually fast teammate was ricciardo and he lost to him bigly, who in turn lost bigly to max. it's fairly safe to say hulk would look at best like a bottas level driver if he ever was put into a competent car. a win or p2 here or there, never a champion unless his teammate was an aging barrichello.
>>157585367>it's fairly safe to say hulk would look at best like a bottas level driver if he ever was put into a competent carThat's actually fair, and Bottas is still in F1 as well, arguably just to fill the grid and for being a save and at times fast hand.The difference between Hulk and Bottas is however that Bottas did get his shot while Hulk had to mostly eat shit in his career.
>>157585378>>157585367And Sainz got his shot as well, so why single out the guy who didn't?
>>157585383i don't follow your logic. the only metric where sainz beat leclerc in h2h was number of fastest laps
>>157585394Sainz got his shot at a top team, that's what I was saying.You could pick on Sainz, Perez, Bottas, all three still in F1 and by your own logic no better than Hulk, but you make posts calling Hulk a shitter instead of the other three who had more chances in their careers.
>>157585406why am i required to talk various other shitters when i'm talking about hulk? they are all shitters. the only way hulk would ever win a WDC if he was given a dominant car and given a barrichello-esque teammate. just like bottas. like webber. like sainz. they can all drive the car and win, but put them next to a competent teammate and they look like shitters.
>>157585417Nobody says Hulk is WDC material, no point in arguing with someone who can only categorise drivers into shitters and potential WDCs. Your original point was that Hulk doesn't belong in F1 when the last two races is all you need as to why he does.
actually, getting in the fastest car and winning should be the default requirement for being in f1. besides norris i can't remember a driver from recent past who couldn't do that.>>157585443i don't remember what hulk did in the past 2 races and i'm not sure why it matters. also i've already explained why i don't want drivers on the grid who are basically paid actors. what the fuck do you want from me? just replace all the drivers like perez and bottas and hulk with drivers who have more innate speed.
>>157585461Such as?
ok i think thats enough no?yes we all sawim going at 300 km per hour
>>157585589All because Hulk refuses to pay rent to the guy who goes back 16 years to a random quali sessions from his rookie year.
>>157585612nah i dont care, its just a good radio, thats why i posted it
>>157585628Thank you.
Now don't look up the race head-to-head between Ricciardo and Vettel in 2013.
>>157585578i dont follow f2 etc so how should i know? its not my job to talent scout, but i suspect there are better drivers than some 40yo's who treat f1 as a lifestyle and just wanna hang around, which teams also support because they don't really care and it's more about just having a driver who doesn't crash it every other session.>>157585612now you're just pretending to be retarded. >>157585652ricciardo is a better driver than vettel? is that your 200 IQ gotcha?
why are they so strange looking
>>157585678Rich people tend to keep it innthe familly
>>157585675For an old shitter who just hangs around Hulk is awfully equal in head-to-head against the F2 rookie season winner from a few years ago.But I'm sure guys like that are around eveywhere huh.
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>>157585732why are you being smug and sarcastic when even stroll supposedly did good in some junior category
>>157585755Ah okay, so Bortoleto is a shitter as well?So who is good in your view?
If /f1/ wants fast drivers over safe drivers who don't crash I think can finally admit after all that Senna was in fact better than Prost and all the Prost gloating was just contraranism.
that red looks sweet, it didn't look that good on photos
>>157585775>so Bortoleto is a shitter as well?yes? what the fuck are these gotcha attempts.
Oscar Piastri on my monitor
rugby slags are so hot
speaking of stroll
>>157585678In Luke's case, that's just an unflattering pic. For once, the Brit is the best-looking of the bunch.
DUN DUN DUN
can't believe narg won from the back of the grid
its so freaking hot bros... a whooping.. .30 degrees celcius...
she was hot
iwasa with the cuck cage
colton herta had a big crash....
our young f2 rookie at the young age of... 26...
You literally can not suffer in Italy
>faggot poms are talking about how hard it is to catch up from the back of the gridfucking dickheads
adrian campos patriota
>>157575696>pay for my local channel shitty subscription service just to watch F1>shitty quality>30fpsthanks
>>157585937ppv dot st might be a bit better
Tifosibros, we have the low drag Monza special floor.We have the Monza special engine upgrade.Ant and Nelly is starting 22st.Mclaren is basically a parachute on the straights.>RusslelIf we don't win this then I think we should get rid of the pilots and look elsewhere.
>>157585937no refunds
>1.26 Deary me.
someone who's watching FPslop please let me know if they ever showed the onboard camera outside of when the cars are already in the braking zone or accelerating out of the braking zonebecause i have a working theory that says the broadcasters are not allowed to show any instances of superclipping
I don't care about Lando Norris or his F4 team but it's all they've talked about since the broadcast began
>>1575859371080p my ass, whenever cars go fast there's a big blob the bitrate is shit it's like streaming with 2000kbps on OBS
>>157585964I will have that for dinner
>>157585967im watching crofty and this is the first time he talked about it
>>157585964Toto is a sick man for these mandatory tight trousers (on women only)
>>157585967same im watching the NZ sky (illegally) and they barely mention it... you weirdo...
I hope fgimi mind rapes jorj this weekend to put him out of misery once and for all
>>157585967didn't sky also have some other obvious notsponsorship segments, like they were mentioning some shit out of context all the time last year or 2024, i just can't remember what specifically
>Talking shit about PS3 when hes currently beating norizz
>>157586009Oh he just went fastest
>ferrari is fastestYou will watch hamilton winning races and you will like it
>gasleak losing his stolen monaco trophyAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
lmfao max fucked up on lap 1 and red bull already replaced him
gasly needs mindednow more than ever
hadjar broswe won
>>157585986>im watching croftyfat
I HATE PINK TEAM
>>157586019>>157586027>>157586039kwab
>>157586039they should appeal the appeal's appeal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY KWABOTY
>kills an f2 car>waits an hour or so>kills an f1 car
herta sharted>>157586039sooo does gasly send back the trophy.. again..
DUDEEEEEE THEY WERE WORKING ON THE CAR DURING A RED FLAGTHAT WAS A DECENT OUTCOMEWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????OK, PENAL FOR GASLY BUT DSQ FOR ACKIT MAKES NO SENSE THEY WERE WORKING ON THE CAR, THIS IS SOMETHIGN THAT I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN TO A DRIVER LIKE HAMILTON, BRASIL 24, BUT NOT TO SOME RANDOM REDBULL DRIVER
kankerdillac
>hamilshit
gerta is done
i was having a good day>>157586044me or crofty? im losing a lot of weight because im sick, both fat sand muscle because i cant go to the gym
somehow... davide has returned
>nearly dies in f2>sharts in f1there's no way he's taking over bottshart next seasonat least botshart doesnt shart (much)
maks
At least it was still a pretty representative fp1 for driving for cadillac.
Test
>blocked by hamiltonHAHAHAH NOT EVEN CLOSE
So why did Verstappen stay at RB does he like losing?
>>157586132460million reasons why
>>157586132lots of moneyracing freedom in other series
>>157586147he'd have freedom in the merc too no? unless he knows something we don't or he doesn't care anymore
>>157586135you keep increasing the amount
Wait what, did gasleys podium get taken away?
>>157586159yeah, the federation said that its legal to work on the car while on a red flag
>>157586159they didn't tell you?
Watching The Lobster rn, thoughts?
No one knows what it's likeTo be the bad saarTo be the sad saar
the president of estonia?
>>157586039they are saying that even if the measurement was wrong, it was wrong for everyone and therefore Alpine cannot submit a new measurement of the pit lane length after the race because it's unfair for everyone elseso basically: fuck you, we are never wrong, no refundsnice appeals system when the court can just decide your proof of innocence doesn't count lmao
>>157586153>he'd have freedom in the merc too no?yeah probably, just not the "lots of money" part
monza is grim since the cut down the trees
>>157586222linkovich chomofsky?
kwab
no please, not a ferrari podium here>>157586284cuck chair?
>>157586295RUSNOR LAW
>>157586302better than niggi
>>157586247>94. The fact that some competitors later served penalties in-race is not, by itself, the source of the Court’s conclusion. The more fundamental point is that the Competition had already been conducted under a common parameter that was repeatedly represented by FOM as correct. Selectively applying a different post-race parameter to Car 10 would mean that competitors who calibrated and competed against the common benchmark would be judged by one standard, while Car 10 would ultimately be judged by another. That result is incompatible with the requirement of consistent and equal application under Article A9.4.3 of the F1 General Regulations"you noticed it too late so tough luck"great precedent there, now any appeal for a stewarding error can be rejected on the grounds that it was wrong the whole weekend but no one noticed. nevermind that no one is going to check every single track measurement unless they have a good reason to do so, ie a penalty (that you can't appeal now)i don't even like gasly that much and i'm still pissed off
>>157579590Very true, we should also split the sunday race up into two, then we can have a sprint race on friday, a first race on saturday, then a second race on sunday. Maybe even a qualy on thursday so we can have 4 days in which we can squeeze money out of the audiences. We have not actually asked them, but we will say anyway that the zoomers prefer it that way.
Sainz is straight up buns bros why is he losing to some random kid
ToT
ferarri slag
>>15758633730 MILLION REASONS WHY
poor girl/boy....
Spack Poohan
>>157586326But why stop there? Our statistics computer has shown that the start of the race has the most overtakes. Therefore we should then split each of these 30 lap races into 10 lap sprint races from a standing start. Also the final 5 cars should drop from the race like with qualy now, while for the first race the order is reset to qualy order with a reverse grid. THis will create more overtakes and more exitement. For the championships we should have a similar system where several times per seasons all points are reset and the final 4 drivers drop out of the championship, that way the campionship is always up for grabes. The final race of the season should then be a shootout between 4 drivers, whoever finishes highest then wins the championshipt. The sharehold- I mean zoomer audiences will love this idea!
>>157586337>random kidbrowning has the amx connection
Should Aston Martin go with Ford or Merc next year
tifosibros? is it happening?
museo...
>>157586401Spoiler: they'll be even worse. Honda actually has the best engine. Nui is just pure shit bro
>>157586418i thought that chinks went to australia, not new zelandwell, you are a bug person
How angry will /f1/ be when on lap 48 Vasseur tells The Clerk on the radio "With Ant And Nelly and Russer both out of the race we want you to let Hammerton by for the championship"
>>157586431hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>157586431I would hazard a guess that /f1/ would be extremely angry if this situation came to pass
>>157586431leclerc will snap and make 1961 look like a fucking joke
>>157586431>let Hammerton by for the championshiphamilshit is not remotely in the title fight, fgimi would have to have a non-points scoring race before this even becomes a discussion
>>157586428Cool your jets Carlos
abudabi 21why did i even leave the stream open? well, f3 in 15
old bloke given chance of a lifetime to drive car around track
lawson the new goat
Red Bull should be Lawson Hadjar.Vershitten can be reserve
yes i would do the girl eating the peach/apricot
>>157586692I wouldn't mind eating her peach/apricot
>Ugo is CamposHow is Campos finding all this talent?
>>157586718lol are you me?!
>ungabunga with only 5 grid penalty for two raceslame and gay
>>157586744since 2-3 seasons ago they have a deal with redbull in f2, they have their drivers there, and it is said that redbull sent a few engineers to helpand since then they had good cars in both f2 and f3, they won f3 last season, and this seasons they have by far the best team there, so they are the new prema there and the shitters go there to farm wins, thats by uguguchuckoooo is there
Oogo boogo...
>>157586623deal if he still gets paid the samemore time for other racing and not having to drive these dogshit cars
palo means stick in spanish
>>157586547why does he look 60?how old is he?
silly silly silly
>1:23.0HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157586623kys abdul
>>15758689259
MYYY FUCKING HEROOOOFREDDIE SLATERRRR
>ferrari fastest in monza fp1kek
>>157586534Thought this was Ralf at first.
>>157586159The real question is why they gave him the podium.
>>157586969French vs "French"
>>157586892Eating grass and honey all day.
leo podium, somehow
Maori Buyer
NARN (not a real N) will always be a mercuck, like his brain had been programmed since day oneAll his attempts to larp as a "trve tifosi" at this rate are worthlessIts even worse for using a fucking trenchcoat under a scorching sunlight just for "le ebin aura farming" points
>curly hair tsolovoh no
slut
Minì
>>157587129i dont like him
>>157587129look at that fucking shnoooze
Mini talks like someone is pinching his nose Camara talks like someone is squeezing his neck
torger never was interested in bringing Max to his team, he was interested in making RBR staff think Max doesnt believe in them in a long termit was a very successful politics since many people left them in a short period
>>157587098this is what getting pozzed in the head looks like
>>157587107would eat/10
>Dunne
>>157586182Watching a movie or tv show in the background is pure barbarism and you should be ashamed of yourself.>>157587140Nah bullshit, every team principal want amx, amx was also negotiating with mercedes to get a higher paycheck at red bull.
fuck, i was late, did you see that rodin slampig??
>>157587151what if it's something you've already seen so it doesn't require your full attention
>>157587154I saw her but couldn't think of a good noun for a fat blonde english woman so didn't post
>>157587156Why would you re-watch it if you don't want to devote your full attention to it?
its lowkey worrisome how bad tsolov is at qualifyinghe'll just get ran over in f1 if his qualifying is trash
>>157587184maybe he doesnt even get to f1
>final minutes of f2 quali at monzamemes inbound
Now that's a sensible haircut
lm aoooooo
Lol this is cringe
boya is 19th doing that shit what a retard
Grug...
>>157585795just think it's funny that you the singled out Hulk out of all drivers when you seemingly think most f F1 is shit
>>157587249Hulk is the best example of a driver that has literally never achieved anything for any team in fuck knows how many seasons, and still hoards a seat to finish P12 every weekend
>>157587273i didnt, can you show me? he crashed into someone or something?
>>157587277Didn't he win The Mans?
>>157587296Fair enough, I meant in F1 (although winning Le Mans in the LMP1 era is hardly a sign of greatness)
>>157587296even debries won lemonsim still mad
Briatore looking like one of those worm aliens from men in black
>>157587314Did you not enjoy Hulk destroying Hammerrton last season in both Spain and Silverstone?>>157587295Think 2010 Schumacher Barrichello except both hit the wall.
>>157587295he did a shcumi and squeezed another driver into the pit wall
>>157587338>>157587337thats crazyi never liked him
>>157587337>>157587338*during a practice session as well>>157587295https://youtu.be/F98TjhtLcDE?si=ce_OMnE0tWTLFi6k&t=4367:16
>>157587393yeah he went full retardthey always go soft on these youngers, reminder of tsolov a few years back that pushed 1 driver to the wall
LEC VER PIA podiumNOR RUS HAM dnfANT gapeSTR pointsdigits and it happens. if not then NOR ANT HAM
oof
>Rari and merc faster than mclelLolLmso
>>157587453timeline of shit status?
>>157587453Here's a stat we don't understand
>>157587453more aduo to cheatcedes imo
>max has his new race engineer post-gp>wafflerit's over
LAWGOD LAWGOD LAWGOD
Dead Bull
>Formerly Known as Temple of Speed.Fuck this gay sport.
>first car completely untouched by newey>complete and utter shitnoticing
lol strulovich jr almost killed the goblin
classic stroll
what the fuck is this?
you'll get him next time dont worry lance
>>157587523we are not that lucky
yeah this new engineer isn't it, he's already stressinghe'll start blanking max when it actually matterskwab
this broadcast just keeps getting worse
>>157587453so nando is basically a god then to score points multiple times with that shitbox
>>157587548fat retard
>>157587556I know, that's why I have that as the filename
>>157587559i know you know, thats why i replied with that as the post
>>157587559I thought he was calling you that because you're American
>>157587453you see? even ze cadillacs vill be faster than our scheissekasten at zis rateanozer round of aduo bitte stefano
>>157587582i would NEVER insult my friends
>>157587595patriot
>Quali sim runs over 2 seconds slower than last year's race lap timesIsn't this sport so exciting?
What's the best career mode in a racing game, could be non f1 too
TSUUUUU
I thought alpine would be betterThey didn't look too bad last race
can someone explain to why dead bull are paying max 100 million a year for the duration of an entire regulation set where the driver has never mattered lesslawson is proving to be good enough and probably doesn't break a million, this is an incredible waste of money for talent that is impossible to showcaseall you're getting each weekend is him bitching about how shit the car is while being impossible to remedy
>>157587518sneed*
>bortoileto
>>157587634That doesn't make sense if Chuck's getting Fucked and Sucks.
>>157587632Because Max is good and still has a massive gap to his teammate. >reee MaxI understand.
>Piastri washed alreadyIt's only his fourth season for fucks sake.
>>157587646>Because Max is goodIn these cars and especially a shit car this is almost completely meaningless
>>157587632because he sells tshirts and hats
>>157587644Well he's married now, so sucks are out the window.
poois
what was cadillac thinking not putting the new ferrari engine in one of the cars
Haasbros we are so fucking back.
>>157587656grimi
>>157587650better to be washed than dirty
Can barely enjoy this extremely jewish sport anymore. Used to like Kimi, not anymore.
>hot summer
>>157587678>Haasbros
>>157587698as long as gingerbread man is not on the podium it's fine
>>157587705R.I.P Peter
>lecuck
>>157587656Well, Chuck Fucking Sucks then.
180 revert
>>157587249>singled outyes because the OP is talking about 2010 monaco GP and neither bortoleto, bottas, perez, or whoever else you mentioned raced in it.
>>157587337hamilton is a good driver. hulk is not.
>>157587739
>29 hour old thread that lasted over two practice sessionswow I love formula 1
>>157587777nice sevens
is that a snake or an s for sarah? there was a cute girl in my school named sara
>>157587781it's an S for spainon, she wants you
