Mr. Worldwide edition
Jannies malding edition
What happened to the last thread?
>[Deleted]jannies and trb absolutely bubblin'
>>157580190BustStar of the draftBustBustPotato farmerBust
bud1600
>rags
Thread status?
I long for the days when hockey stats actually made sense.1-2 guys hit 100 points20 guys were point/game1 guys hit 50 goals10 hit 40-49 goalsA first line forward was a 30 goal, 60+ point guy.Second liners were 40-60 points (i.e., roughly 0.5 point/game).
>>157580199what last thread?
>>157570001old thread for memories and recordkeeping
>>157580336>the meltie thread never happened
>>157580160
>>157580199the queers got shoahed
>>157580199bush lied people died
Bedard - Celebrini - SenneckeMcKenna - Fantilli - MartoneBenson - Misa - KindelSchaefer - ParekhMateychuk - YakemchukorGauthier - Cooley - SmithBlake - Hagens - SnuggerudLeonard - Sillinger - NazarBuium - HutsonHughes - Rinzel
>parehk over makar
bud and mitch and dominick all won
>>157580190Correct
>>157580541the 'nadian is right THOUGH
>>157580546When was the last time he won the Stanley Cup then?
>>157580554i dont know what team he cheers for?
>>157580562Then how do you know he's right?
>>157580426not sure what this is supposed to be, and I don't see slafkovsky either so
back at work bro's KWAB
time for the fancy restaurant dinner
>>157580574Who?
>>157580594So you're having curry?
>>157580574i believe it's a twink-off
>>157580426That's a lot of Blue Jackets
>>157580620are you eating your delivered burrito?
I wish I could go to a fancy restaurant with /hoc/
>>157580779what the heck
>>157580777checked
any hockey to watch today
>>157580777i can get us a reservation at dorsia
Have my Devils traded for Quinn yet? They're going to, you know.Keep me apprised, /hoc/. And don't run when it comes.
I'm looking for my new team. They should be cute little twinks. I like twinks. Who should it be?
>>157580893good one
>>157580893I'm in
hey trb go deliver me a burrito and make it snappy chop chop
what's going on at the /hoc/ House this weekend?
>>157581038Preparing ourselves for training camp penis inspections
>>157581038commander and beers and records
>>157581038I'm gonna make breakfast burritos with homemade tortillas
my son's coming home from college for the weekend
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhBkACQCkU
>>157580777Yeah it would be fun talking to bud, trb and samir in person
>>157581218samir probably would call everyone boss man like the pakis that sell my darts
>>157581218trb and samir aren't invited, bud can come but he's ordering off the kids menu
>>157581251buds like 30 now
>>157581257can you truly call him a man if he spends his free time watching vtubers
>>157581300yes he got his driver's license
>>157581300cope he has a job and rides the train he's an adult
we wuz kangz
>>157580167>>157580190Yes america has no real hockey talent that's what makes 1980 and 2026 so special . Divine intervention making the impossible happen
>>157581377Thst guy was in Sudden Death
Im glad Taylor Hall won the cul
>>157581436/hoc/ pro scouts called him a bust for years and now he has one foot in the door of the hall of fame
he stepped up bigly
>>157581441whatever credibility the hhof has left will instantly be vaporized if they put taylor hall in it
>>157581466they let roenick and fatso in already
>>157581436We were all wrong about him. We were constantly laughing at him and calling him a bust. He showed us all
he remains the worst player in any sport to ever win an mvp
>>157581474They let pierre turgeon and kevin lowe in lmao
Gary is in three halls of fame
>>157581491kevin lowe has 5 more cups than both of keith tkachuk and jeremy roenick's final appearances combinedturgeon is a point per game in over a 1000 nhl games
>>157581529I will remember him best as a sports broadcaster.
>>157581554him yelling at bissonnette on national television was based
>>157581613If he let that slip infront of the goyim imagine how he treats his interns
hmmm yes very nice florida... however
still zero hype for the season
>>157581871regular season is gay
>>157581827Why does this fuck up the great lakes so much ?
what would you do if every single one of these guys rolled up to the club and smacked your ass
>>157580777I want to eat fancy italian food with /hoc/
Is everyone from Toronto OK from yesterday?
>>157581957Retard
>>157582016Might fap to that chick later
>>157581984All my ice cream sandwiches melted
>>157581984is kippers okay?
>>157581984These retards are why they had to send out emergency alerts
>>157581984
>>157582079It's always the same 2 spots every storm
>>157581827>my part of Jersey is still safeHello beachfront property
the second half of the yzerplan begins with him being rehired because they can't find any other gm to replace him
Nothing but shit games this season
>>157582079Lmao are those indian drivers? Why would anyone drive into that water?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, que no pare la fiestaDon't stop the party
>>157582079KWAB
Oilers first preseason game will be on the 19th against Skinner and his Jets
Lately I’ve been lifting in my hockey jock
Lately I haven't been asking
prolly starting arkham city toknight
>>157581148He should be making friends at school
This is leons favorite treat
>>157581436he's vindicated and mcdavid remains a bust
vindicated i am selfish i am wrongi am right i swear I'm right
>>157581038bbq and recall our favorite summer music
That song sucks
>>157581871I'm excited ojvind :)
>>157581975I'd feel honored that they're interested in an uncle like me
>>157582041sad!
>>157582369based collagen appreciator
>>157582383_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
https://x.com/sarobertson_/status/2095516831708586414>Carney: "Our rail cars on our long distance and remote routes are more than 70 years old. They were built when the NHL had six teams. Goalies wouldn't wear masks. The Leafs would win the cup. That's a long time ago."
doggy is on his bed snoozing with his legs stretched out and a big smile on his face after a long walk with lots of sniffs :)
>>157582471woah he's blazed off of those dank bugs to the left haha
lindsay clancy is a flames fan
a passer with no one to pass to
>>157582471he's so good at pandering to boomerlibs
>>157582471JEN
>>157582481based
>>157582481what a cutie :3
>>157582488She probably killed her kids so they wouldn't grow up to be flames fans also. Very noble of her.
>>157582492what happens when a passercan only pass topassers
>>157582488I hope she never sees her team win a cup
>>157582471Every time this guy endorses a sports team or athlete, they lose. So now that he's shit talking the laffs, they are going to win.
>>157582471
>>157582528her and sean higgins should share a cell
going to bed early bro's
>>157582548Sleep tight ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ <3
>>157582541i can't believe it took this long for someone to defeat gary's sorcery
>>157582548
>>157582548Think I may pop a cheeky melatonin myself
>>157581827If rising sea levels were real no rich and powerful people would live by the coast, but they do, so it's not real.>>157581984I hope not.>>157582079>let's stand and film with our stupid phones instead of going into the water and help to push those cars
>paperboy swede is seething again Yup another day
>>157582023She has already rewarded jschmaltz24 and Tomasz Michalczyk with sex for these extremely funny comments. A tip to you gentlemen out there, if a woman posts whore selfies on instawhore, make sure to comment on anything besides that. If she stands next to a lake, write "that's a cool lake!" or if she's wearing the most push-up bra ever invented write "where did you buy your shoes from?". Trust me, any woman will give you sex if you do that.
>>157582642they all live on hills though
>>157582642good point. the rich aren't fleeing martha's vineyard
got some more Kosher Kush and had another spiritual gooning session to healing frequencies
>>157582754No, they all live by the beaches and on their own private islands
>>157582799which are hills.anyway that's a map of a hypothetical scenario in thousands of years.
>>157582807>anyway that's a map of a hypothetical scenario in thousands of years.Which is why you should not be allowed to eat meat, drive a car or travel by plane.
>>157582826all of those things can be done in an environmentally friendly way, so nobody is saying you can't unless they have some unrelated ethical objection.
>>157582644kek he's just like bud. retarded. remember that hangman game that whit posted
>>157582855Only the rich. You plebs you focus on your labour.
>>157582934back to the puck mines we go
>>157582910i kek’d so hard when bud revealed his belief that everyone is driving on a flat tire at all times because only geniuses can change them
>>157582957i recently changed a flat tire i did not call a tow truck contrary to the /hoc/ FAKE NEWS media
>>157582974based not copey!
>>157582977cope i didn't use a guide either
>>157583010??? i changed a flat once it tells you how to do it on the spare
Will we all be meeting in Vancouver on Autism night again?
>>157583140they locked me in the flyers tard room and won't let me out
>>157583160their rinkside girls keep fucking the players
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157583140yes
Will Calgary have Sonic in their autism rooms in the new arena?
I took a piss and vaped for like 5 minutes in the genderless bathroom at the Cleveland Monsters game (Cavaliers arena). it was great no one was in there. it was just all stalls i was expecting some pride bullshit
>>157583260you're fucking retarded
>>157583260Is that what people mean by Cleveland steamer ?
>>157583287he lives in cleveland, he already knows
nigga is from cleveland he probably just walked in the women's room being unable to read the sign and assumed genderless when noticing there were no urinals
>>157583260What about the genderless bathroom at the rock and rolll museum. I bet there is queer shit in there
>>157583287yeah let me vape in the packed men's room so some boomer can snitch on meya dingus
>>157583316you're retarded because you thought there would be pride flags all over a restroomyou're doubly retarded for thinking a boomer would be against smoking indoors, if anything he would support it as a way of taking your freedom back from "them faggy libruls"
>>157583260Like a handicap bathroom?
>>157583313he went in looking for a glory hole in the queer bathroom and was so frazzled when he couldn't find one he needed to hit the vape
>>157583339It was for at least 5 minutes
>>157583344Masterful. Smoked his ass.
This one time I was doing lines in the handicap stall and when I got out some retard in a wheelchair wearing a Halloween air force costume was going off about how he used to deliver burritos and that I shouldn't use his stall
>>157583338>you're retarded because you thought there would be pride flags all over a restroomI am from massachusetts the homo shit i've seen growing up there is mindblowing. the second part you said is flat out wrong, they're the male versions of karens they're everywhere>>157583339no it was big as fuck like 20 stalls>>157583344i'm tryina get nicced up during the intermission dude!!!
>>157583376yeah the mind isn't the only thing you were blowing lmao
At a canucks game i went to the shitter and guy offerend me a hand job
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
wheres jen
>>157583260>and vapedYou're a girl
>>157583574im happy he found someone
>>157583617jen
Should Quinn Hughs sign up to the social skills program?
>>157581459not a suspension btw (it should've been a suspension)
GARYYYYY YOUR PUNSTERRRRRSSS! AHHHH!!!
>>157583697get over it
I'm happy for the looksmatched trevor zegras couple
got home from work. eating a couple costco tamales, watching wrestling, drinking a cherry coke zero. after food it's batman arkham city time and BEERS. great knight bro's
>>157584078Sounds awesome bro I'm going after boston reed in the wildlands right now
>>157584087and by god bro you're gonna get his ass
>>157584087hope you get his number soon playa
>>157584065she's a flyers reporter
>>157584105>tfw their last one abby got fired for fucking players too
>>157584120oh wait abby worked for the canes, i'm thinking about taryn
>>157584123Abby got fired too for banging players
>>157584131>ian colegrim. i read on le reddit that abby's fiance found about the affair at the wedding rehearsal KWAB
*elbows canada to the head*
new day are called new level now
>>157584154Didn’t ask
>>157584182oh and btw tranny nyla has aids kek kwab tiny loses again
>>157584193Don’t know what the fuck that means but are you ready for the Steelers?
>>157584147ouch!
>>157584197yes i am ready for my steelies to be mediocre and my raidies to be bad :))
>>157584131nothing wrong with that you gotta get into the corners and bang bodies in the dirty areas
*bangs on the glass*
>>157584252
>catwomanweewww
>>157584299kek
>>157584351Is catwoman mexican in that game
>>157584515No one is named selina besides mexicans, catwoman and the lady from veep
> Elliotte Friedman Poised to Join Amazon Prime Video from Sportsnet
the streets are saying they cast the father of canadian yaoi to play gary's even more evil fictional version in the gay hockey show.
>>157584571why would they let the current best insider walk
>>157584626Because he sucks
>>157584639better than any of the other current guys tho
>>157584544KEK, she's mexican in i justice 2 as well
>breaking news: gary is poised to become a woman
>>157584597
>>157584626Because gary chooses who gets the information
>>157584731i think michelle pfeifer is mexican too
>>157584748my god she was hot in the 80s and 90s
a J to the R-O-C instagram post came on my feed about a story about the early days of tpb came on and he is wearing an oilers hat
>>157584918Was it the one about his busted leg and cane. Very inspirational
>>157584659can't believe there are Friedman marks out there
>>157584571not sure this would be considered walking (and by "not sure" I mean I'm sure it's not walking)
>>157585130Yeah
>>157585178I assume he had difficulty finding drugs and it soured his experience
labour day weekend bros. big moves coming soon.
>>157585206Canada should come up with its own holidays
middle of the night and he's obsessing over Canada (not an ounce of self-awareness thoughbeit)
>>157585236just sits here all night waiting to mouth off at who ever posts.
who me? i just posted a funny tweet bro's chill out im playan batman
>>157585281I heard you had to watch a YouTube video to beat the joker
>>157585348mopr
>mopr
>>157585348And looked up a guide to beat OOT
>>157585363we don't post our selfies here
>>157585388actually that's you
>>157585414tru i don't do that kwab
>>>/r9k/85491083Windy...
>>157585757wtf
[Verse 1]We are Anon bound to this 'genWe go 'round, one post nailed downBut bound to reach out and beyond this boardBecome Bud1[Chorus]We are will and wonder, bound to get b&, rememberWe are born of one board, one /hoc/We are all one Bud, 1 becoming
>>157585913respect for knowing tool
i feel ashamed for listening to tool because its nu-male and not metal
tool is dogshit. a perfect circle is good though.
i have an above average sized tool
you're a fucking tool mate
I'd be a jackhammer.
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Huge day for hockey football
Why don't you guys just watch college and pro football instead
>>157587186I think ice skating is near
>>157587195neat*
>>157587186shit's boring
if you wont watch football you're confirmed to come from a single mom household kwab
>>157587186New antenna is picking up buffalo stations so I might checkout high school football
>>157587231Watching upstate high school football would be like watching sunbelt youth hockey tbqh
Hoggers = poggers!
>>157587186>LOOKEE DERR CLIFF, IT'S CHUCK DELEROY SNEEDICIOUS II, 300LBS OF TEXAN LINEBACKER HUSTLIN N' BUSTLIN DOWN THERE SIDELINE LIKE A FENTANYL FREIGHT TRAIN. THIS HERE BOI IS A COLLEGIATE ATHELETE WITH OVER 700 CONFIRMED CONCUSSIONS AND A BLOOD PRESSURE THAT COULD TAKE YE TO DA MOON. HE BE FACIN' OFF TODAY IN MTN DEW™ GEORGE FLOYD REMEMBRANCE ARENA AGAINST ALL STAR FIVE TIME SMASH BOWL FINALIST CHUCK MCSUCK, WHO CAN CONSOOM HERE 15 WHOPPERS IN A 4.4 DASH - NOW ALL RISE OR KNEEL FOR THE SHITE SPANGLED SPANNER.
>>157580646grim
>>157587223My dad was a white collar deadbeat :(
>>157587260As opposed to the very dignified reputation of hockey pros & hockey fans
>>157587260Uncle Jim?
Hello /hoc/. I'm writing this as I drop my morning marner
>>157585941>>157585945Tool is cringe but I still listen to them
>>157587342Explosive? Painting a picture?
>>157587365Nope, it's a pleasant one today
Still no collegepuck schedule
>>157587223no that would mean we play football
>sips
>>157587676What the fuck does that mean
>>157587683you're telling on yourself kid
>>157587683Yeah you’ve never had a gf
>>157587676for when you need a little pick me up and a huge existential crisis during a sluggish afternoon
>>157587676My celsius energy drinks tell me to be a grindset girlboss
>>157587676Fuck that bitch.
>>157587676What the freak I didn't need to read this
>>157587789Barkov is a Celsius ambassador
my coffee tells me it is roasted in the katalonian style with a full-bodied and nutty flavor profile nothing about grinding /grinding what? knives?) as a female boss or relationship woes
this guy is conversing with coffee
the finnish path leads to abilities some people consider unnatural
>>157587995So this is the power of juhla coffee
>We now return you to more Champions Hockey League, already in progress
>scoreless draw in Slovakia
>>157588085absolute heater of a post
>scoreless draws in Europe mostly
>listening to Czech feed>the foreign garble is suddenly interrupted by the "the BUffalo Sabres" I wonder what player they were referring to damn my monolingual understanding of the world around me
was listening to the didn't ask feed personally
>>157588143i bet that feed is awfully quiet, enjoy
gonna make this weekend a Dalé one, bros
hello fellow ATLANTA chads
>>157588199This isn't over yet. Gary still isn't finished kiking them into his pyramid scheme. He's trying to bumrush the 1st one by telling them they'll get paid from 2-4. Nobody's biting.
>>157588220
>deletedwe know who you areyou do it for free
>the Atlanta Firebirds>the Atlanta Snowy Owls >the Atlanta Pelicans
>>157588229the atlanta business community loves getting scammed, don't count them out
>>157588268>I hear those things are awfully loud>It glides as softly as a cloud>Is there a chance the track could bend?>Not on your life, my Hindu friendI miss Phil Hartman -_-
reminder the NHL will do anything to prevent any punishments for vegas or any sunbelt team
The East Atlanta Santa's
>>157588343Yup and unlimited financial support when they prove unsustainable
>"The Gathering at South Forsyth"Evangelical church ahhhh name
reminder the NHL rigged the 2025 draft for the the Islanders
>>157588397Proofs?
>>157588400pure coincidence they jumped 10 spots right after the governor of new york publicly chastised the league about pulling out of the long island asg
this is Gary's league, and he do whatever he wants with it>as long as I get to watch
>>157588343>>157588362the natural hockey league [tm]vancouver, seattle, portland, san jose, salt lake, denveredmonton, calgary, winnipeg, st paul, chicago, st louisbuffalo, pittsburgh, philadelphia, washington dc, manhattan, long islanddetroit, toronto, ottawa, montreal, quebec, boston
>>157588425okay why didn't anyone else get that? they did get fucked out of an event.
>>157588456>splitting up O6 members rivalries You're no better than Gary
>>157588460Elite tier post
>Per Elliotte Friedman on NHL Network on Quinn Hughes and the Minnesota Wild: >“I don’t think Quinn Hughes wants long term in Minnesota. And I do think that the Wild and Hughes are going to be meeting soon to start heading this out. Where they are and where they’re going” #mnwildrest in peace jeet boy, you better give up everything for that jew
>Blues prospect is now a vegetable because Arizona State are retards and demanded the players do navy seal drills without waterKorey Stringer rolling in his grave
>>157588460>>157588486>samequeer
>>157588488where are the people that called me a retard when I said he was an expensive rental when the trade happened, huhwhere did you all go you fucking cowards
>>157588513fuck I'm right here I was praying you forgot
>>157588466the governor always wins :)
>>157588513Cantpucks ackshually tradefucked somebody?
>>157588488last week he said they weren't even talking
>the city of Gothenburg
>>157588488this is the guy who said makar was taking a short term discount btw
DONT WORRY GUYSI WILL SAVE THE DEVILS*trades a future 2028 1st for a dude who can't score 20 goals*
>scorefull draw
>>157588519kathy had like a 10% approval rating before she learned she could just be mean to people
>the city of Lappeenranta
>>157588552she still is unpopular and nobody cares because lowmark stadium looks pathetic.
>>157588562I'm starting a pointless conspiracy theory that the shitty design for Highmark was to make Metlife look better by comparison
>most dangerous leads
>>157588590she caved to the pejewlas and didn't say "fuck you pay for it yourself". Coward. Now the bill is going to be set for the Sabres new stadium in a few years also, but a Rangers new garden.
nhl tickets are waaay too expensive who's going to pay for this stuff
> Insider: "Hughes for Larkin wrapping up now. Fuck Friedmansteinberg."
>>157588612cool it
>being an unwilling participant to a Hebraic pyramid scheme
>>157588612Watching my shit team is too expensive. This year I’m focusing on collegepuck
>>157588631DARTMOUTH !!!
>>157588629multilayered investing opportunity*
>>157588513ive been calling it potentially one of the worst trades in the nhl in at least a decade if he just turns out to be a 1.5 year rental. type of trade that sets a franchise back a decade. mildcuck starts having melties the second you point this out.
>>157588641>ive been calling it potentially one of the worst trades in the nhl in at least a decade if he just turns out to be a 1.5 year rental.Vancouver will still be shit though. Minnesota has bigger issues with their poor development and lack of centers
(italianishly) Marco Rossi
>>157588673
is it true the jeet running jersey is a gambling addict
>>157588673>tfw no large and loving Italian family
>>157588689idk but our FBI director likes to slam beers
>>157588648you say that as if mini soda paying a decade of their future to not even make it to the conference finals is a good thing
>scoreless draw
>>157588343Gary has an agenda
>>157588700so does the Secretary of War Crimes
>Letting a guy who worked as a pro poker player run a pro sport teamthis will end well with no scandals at all.
which europuck game you watching now?
>>157588731furia vs vitality
>>157588731Not this oneCHL games, vaxjo and mannheim presently
>>157588739same but i have 2 monitors
>>157588731Hifk-HPK
I'm watching Team Americs World Police... FUCK YEAH
>>157588731I’m rewatching Pokemon worlds
to for Bulju and Geneva vs. Ice Bear Berlin
get a job you disgusting neets
At lunch at a Thai restaurant and the chink family behind us won't shut the fuck up plus my sister is reading the news to me off her phone
>>157588801Get seafood pad Thai and mango fried rice
>>157588799I got a job I'm just fucking off FUCK YEAH
>>157588819Same. September is offseason for me
>>157588799cope i'm posting from my wage cage
>the city of Berlin
>>157588845Kill yourself trb
Dustin Wolf
BULJU W/ THE ASSIST FOR A FIN TO FIN CONNECTION
Fuck yeahIt’s timeTo take a shit on the company’s dimeI don’t even have to shit sometimesI'm just hanging dong as the time flies byGetting paid to shitGetting paid to wipeThe best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
>>157588819I have a staff who I make do the work and then I sit back and post on 4chan. You need to be owning a business, you need to be delegating the work so you can shit post
>>157588872If only I had enough money to start my own hedge fund
>>157588799I'm getting a job but it's such a grim one that it's sort of funny
>most dangerous draw in Geneva
>>157588888WASTED
>>157588888>>157588888>>157588888>>157588888>>157588888>>157588888
>calling a lead a draw
>>157588919>losing to bud and mitch
>>157588882where are you applying to?
>>157588888
>>157588962
I'm a team lead at didn't ask incorporated
>scorefull draw in Switzerland
I make the petrolium boosters on the rockets that take canadians to pilgrimage on planet retard
>>157589018Neat
God NHL27 looks like ass
I set off the chain of (You)a that led to trb's Easter loss
>>157589057why is his hand backwards? did they cut him apart and reanimate him like Frankenstein's Monster?
fuck video games in general, I can't believe anyone still buys modern games
>>157589057He lives forever in Utah
>>157589100get a life
>>157589131
we don't use petroleum-derived products here lil bro
>>157589167
Happy Hockeydays, everybody
Crowning achievement in life is a 4chan thread from 4 years ago, thats more embarrassing than a package being opened
uh oh, Mannhymen>uh oh to all of Bavaria
bud1 though
Hi, I'm from the future. Hughes brothers won the Cup in 2027.
>>157589207are you a cocksucking faggot in the future too?
>>157589207why would the devils trade jack and luke to minnesota wtf
>BREAKING: In an email released to a nearby community, the development team behind The Gathering at South Forsyth revealed they have secured financing for an NHL team and submitted a final packet for approval.>Developers also revealed that the first phase of construction is underway as of September 1st, 2026. A local contractor will grade and level the site through January 31st, 2027. Construction on the arena and adjacent buildings will start once leveling of the site is complete and will take an estimated 27 months. The entire site will be phased out over 7-10 years.>Based on an estimated completion of May 1st, 2029, a team could potentially be ready to play in the 2029/30 season. One important thing of note here is that according to an MOU with Forsyth County, an arena could not be built in phase one without NHL approval. While it has not been confirmed by the league that a team is being awarded, this is the most concrete information we’ve seen thus far.#shrinkthegame
>>157589214you tell me
>>157589207Are you natty deer? Should I go to Singapore?
>>157589217>Coming Home
"guys look at my le epic bud screencaps, please laugh!"
>Just Like My Off Topic Spam and Shitposting
I want to see the oilers moss playoffs this year
>>157588881just learn how to fill out annoying forms for people. Business grosses 1 million and thats what we do, we fill out forms, basically. Then I use like half of that to hire people to do the forms. AI will probably take me out in a few years and then Ill kill myself or something, who knows.
>>157589241/hoc/ is for everywon
i miss smuk anon
>>157589273that shit was 12 years ago
>>157589269oh please, Gary, please this one>Please?
>>157589260wheres jen
>>157589260Vince is a great wrestler and he didnt rape anyone, you sound like a tranny. I bet youre the fag who takes that faggot doll with him to travel
>>157589271So save your money so you can retire by 2030
J L M ILMI
>>157589275yeah, shit sucks
>>157589294>not traveling with your gfngmi
atlanta flames
>the Houston Cowboys
apparently the jets drafted some kid named ray bjork and he plans to score 77 goals in his rookie season that freaks me out
>more dangerous draw in Helsinki
>>157589123We carry the Flames
>>157589344The Houston UFOs with purple uniforms and a space motif. They even have an alien mascot
>>157589299I have spending problems I got 8k in the bank im fucked. I plan to become a terrorist and blow up data centres until the feds shoot me.
>>157589305I dont mean to be so mean to you the doll just freaks me out. Honestly though I would have pushed you into the train. Nothing personal. I just hate the doll
>>157589385You should find all the Flock cameras in your local area and strip them for scrap metal
The Houston Lazy Beaners and the mascot never is in the arena because its sleeping in an ICE detainment facility
>scorefull draw in Geneva
>>157589415Will they at least have $1 tacos?
>>157589522maybe at the carts outside the arena parking lot, but Houston is gonna need to upsell everything in order to pay Gary's franchise fee
>scoreless whiskey league draw in Seattle
>>157589217>the development team behind The GatheringThe Gathering of the Juggalos?
Quinn trade status?
>>157589542Even Utah had cheap beer and popcorn
screencap this
hearing utah floating iggy jr to the devil's as part of a package for Jack Hughes with the expectation of giving quinn a fat contract next summer
My team won. Hudson Fascist scored. All is well.
>>157589739You did not hear that.
>>157589739the hr fanfics for jack hughes and clayton keller (my boyfriend) on Utah together would go craaazzzyyyyyy
>most dangerous lead in tomakomai
>>157589882Kill yourself trb
>In its latest round of cost-cutting, Rogers is having Ron MacLean being the lone host and panelist for Hockey Night in Canada this upcoming season. Rumour has it he will do monologues in before and after periods.
Let's discuss "No Trade" Clauses.I like the idea that a lot of people keep saying "if a player with a no-trade requests a trade, they void no-trade protection". In a vacuum anyway.However. I'm of an an age where I remember the end of Mats Sundins career in Toronto. The vitriol (some, not all fans, don't come at me, it was not a quiet sentiment) fans spewed at him for "not doing the right thing to help the Leafs rebuild by waiving his no-trade." He had security and did not want to waive it. As was his right signing that contract.So this leads to the inevitable question.The contract is the contract. If the no-trade gets voided by a player requesting a trade, what happens if a team asks the player to waive the no-trade? What should be the reverse penalty? Does their cap hit go up? Do they lose draft picks?You sign a contract and BOTH sides need to abide by it. If a player is going to get penalized for asking out of the contracted terms, then the team should also be penalized for asking the player to waive the terms of the contract too.So if a team approaches a player and asks them to waive, what happens? Are they supposed to just be good hockey boys and do what's best for the team? You can't really say "increase the protection" because what if it's a full no-trade the teams asks waived? You can't increase the protection there.We see analysts like Micheal Wilbon ripping in to Hellebyuck for asking out, but what if the shoe was on the other foot? What if a new GM comes in and sees he can quickly start a rebuild by trading his prized asset? Where do the player protections come in to play? Are they just cattle to be traded?Both sides sign the contract. Both sides need to abide by it. there are numerous players that never wanted to leave their team and are pressured to waive, but the team asked them to.So my question is, what is the give and take of this? What protection does the player get? I'm curious to see the discussion, because I honestly don't know.
>>157589947Let's discuss deez nuts instead
>>157589739Iginla jr is a bust and so is that stupid Lindstrom fag
Everywhere you go it looks like Gen X threw up everywhere
>>157590018It turns out they are good for nothing slackers
>>157589947>if a player with a no-trade requests a trade, they void no-trade protection>yea but what about if a team approaches him instead
We won. A reminder that Atlanta is not garbage, fake, undeserving, or whatever these Winnipeg freaks threw at you. You love hockey and want what’s best for everyone. Be proud of that.
>>157590122third teams the charm am i right?
>>157590122>wonmuch like bud and mitch
>>157590122>A reminder that Atlanta is not garbage
>>157590122hockey is not for everybody, troon.
more like niglanta kwab
Cool it with the racism
>>157590122Winnipeg is a dead city. I’m not surprised relocation is occurring
>>157590452Like the Atlantis?
>>157590452t. never been to winnipeg in his life
>>157590477T. Saying that like it's a had thing
>newfag doesnt know about sam
When will big listerine be held accountable?
Winnipeg will go, when Gary's pyramid scheme collapses.
Please Gary already 32 teams is too many
>>157590601The Jets make more money than the Panthers.
>>157590686Really? Then why does Gary keep boosting the kitties
>>157590686Doubt. Panties are worth more. Be careful with Gary reportage of revenues.
>>157590601and every sunbelt team+ pittsburgh
>>157590742Good. Contract the league to a max of 24 teams
>>157590754All in the sun belt.
>>157590754Just making sure we're on the same page
Remove >San Jose >Kings >Ducks >Las Vegas >Dallas >Nashville >Carolina >Tampa Bay >Kitties Add >Quebec City I saved the NHL
>>157590742No, 5-6 sunbelts will survive. Ottawa will go. Maybe Buffalo. Maybe Calgary. Columbus. Maybe Anaheim.
>>157590754Every Canadian team is dissolved, along with Vegas.
>>157590732Because Gary's entire tenure as commissioner has been about making hockey the 4th most popular sport in non-hockey traditional US markets. He doesn't give a flying fuck about Canada or Canadian hockey fans. He knows as long as he's alive hockey will be reasonably popular in Canada and after he dies he won't be in a position to care if it's slowly dying.
>>157590833>poo jackets>elite
Thankfully a Swede is here to fight for the rights of Canadian sports fans, a true Canadian patriot that Canadaboo is.
>>157590936you lost dominick.
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDThe long weekend is here
>>157590945> the stench... the stench
>you lost dominick.
>>157589231AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you now remember the gaylord entertainment center
but enough about your basement
>>157590938I just want hockey to be only sport white people watch and every coloured person in the western hemisphere to be removed to their own turd world countries and having atomic bombs dropped on them.Simple as.
i wish i was rich enough to have a nhl arena as my basement
>>157591030>basementmuch like the laffs in the standings
>>157590833>mad at the golden knightsngmi KWAB
werent the dead things supposed to be a respected team? why cant they find a gm?
>>157591045HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA
>>157591109new
