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Islanders Edition
Last time >>157563601
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First post goes to Brock Boeser.
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>>157570011
poor guy being stuck on the canucks
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Second post goes to all the people who didn't ask
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>>157570030
hah, you missed
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rip odog
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>>157570042
Grrr those dastardly americans are at it again
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bud vs trb continues here
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The future is bright in Pittsburgh
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>>157570080
I think they are just in your head
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>>157570082
I don't get it
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>>157570097
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>>157570146
Post IMG_0529
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>>157570146
>The Ruck (feminine)
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>>157570146
la ruck honhonhon
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>>157570146
I still don't get it
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I will be the first to mention 1993
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>>157570259
Too true
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/playoffsbound/
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>>157570080
The stench continues...
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>>157570295
Last time you tried that the Canes almost swept you
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huge thunderstorm rolling through
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I bet he talks to his mom about his i agi ary feud with trb
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almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

t. never been swept in the playoffs
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>>157570295
Let’s go brother!
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Is the Jersey Devil real?
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>>157570432
yeah
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>>157570432
why don't you go to the pine barrens and find out?
unless you're too chicken, of course.
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>>157570432
its the american version of the manchester red devil
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First for my Devils acquiring Quinn Hughes by shock trade
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first for that time I went to a game with a devils fan and gave her the shocker, somehow ended up with fudge on every finger
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> Laine confirmed to laffs
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didnt ask
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Another day of waging complete. Nap time
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i have about 8 hours of OT waging coming to me next week :)
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>>157570707
Didn’t ask
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>>157570696
>>157570729
Didn't ask that you didn't ask
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NHL news to start off the month
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>>157570851
pretty good
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>>157570851
Thanks fren. I'll discuss this at the water cooler tomorrow
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if florida can win b2b with one player earning 12% of the cap then why not 18%
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I think I'm coming down with a cold :(
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storm is here
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>>157570956
Maybe it’s aids
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>>157570648
this never happens in my animes
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>>157570969
No it's just a cold
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You just know he's gonna be an absolute beast this season...
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KWAB
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>>157570973
You don’t know that aids boy.
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>>157571000
>a bunch of irrelevant shitters
>and the reigning stanley cup champions
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>getting a cold when its 91 degrees
kwab
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>>157571010
Yes I do. You're just being silly
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>>157571022
Nah you have aids
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>>157571000
dylan told me victory plus was the goat
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>>157571041
it was, the games were free. no wonder the company went bankrupt.
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>>157571030
You're very rude and stupid
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we call him no milly dilly here
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>>157570707
Good luck fren! Are you at least getting OT pay?
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>>157571027
do the blues get their draft pick back?
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>>157571061
brilliant business model
>>157571067
KWAB true
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>>157571073
>170th pick
Fuck no
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what game we watchin tonight?
I'm not watching pacifishit, i have to work tomorrow
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>>157571116
we're watching In Your House: Buried Alive
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>>157571121
hell yeah
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>157571161
Why would we?
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>>157570956
Feel better soon <3
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i wonder if the isles will make even a small effort to help keep the broship relevant
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>>157571171
we have schaefer
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>>157571161
shut up you faggot drug addicted yinzer
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>>157571173
Thanks. I took some dayquil
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Im just a sexy Flamiacs boy
Im not your boy toy
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Hearing 56 year old Toronto Native and former University of Western Ontario scholar, Elliotte Friedman is gaining interest from Amazon as he enters day 2 of free agency. The longtime Rogers Media employee is seeking term and an AAV that exceeds the 7 figure plateau. "Friedge" as colleagues call him first bust (no diddy) onto the scene in 1994 on local Toronto radio, 590 The Fan and has worked in various roles over the past 3 decades. Is Elliotte the biggest free agent
in hockey media ever? I'll hang up and listen.
-John Lu, TSN, WPG
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>>157571199
first of all that isnt me second of all im an alcoholic not a drug addict there's a difference
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>>157571273
same and i about fifteen minutes away from heading to grab some beers with the boys for a good hour or two
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>>157571270
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https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/conroy-flames-jonathan-huberdeau-has-setback-in-surgery-recovery/
hoobsisters it's over...
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>>157571298
>The 32-year-old is entering the fourth year of an eight-year, $84 million contract that runs through the 2030-31 season.

>He finished last season with 10 goals and 15 assists in 50 games.
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i closed the tab because it tought this was /pol/
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thinkging about dinner time
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>>157571371
think about hitting the gym instead, fat boy
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>>157571388
it's fine, that's clearly coke zero
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>>157571268
lol fag
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>>157571450
Don't call him that
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>>157571456
You must be his boyfriend
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why has conroy been so quiet this offseason?
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>>157571491
no gf :(
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>>157571491
the flames are trying to be garbage
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>>157571491
He's cooking up a masterpiece
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>>157571524
They aren't just trying
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>>157571491
Shit team he’s running
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i really hate the "masterpiece" expression
spectacular, bright, well tought, well planed, innovative
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>>157571581
For me, it's brilliant or second to none
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for me? Its magnum opus
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>>157571524
Just like my laffs
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Shania twain says i'm still the one
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>>157571596
high iq big dick #1C
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>Bobrovsky
>Stolarz
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they are scared
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bud1600 tomorrow how are we celebrating
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what's up my niggas, it's your resident black /hoc/ster checking in again
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>>157571668
By telling you he isn't real. Time to wakeup from your coma anon
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>>157571691
>[Deleted]
kwarb
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>>157571711
What a life Stephen lives. He can't even pass his drivers license test so he spends all day trashing someone who actually accomplished something in my life. A real faggot ass loser. Get a life, kid.
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>>157571738
Imagine getting this upset on the internet. You gotta go touch grass dude
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>>157571668
You'll be queering off as always.
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o xhe bubblin
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>>157571738
good post
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>>157571772
>the awful stank of Samir
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boy is bubblin bout bud1600
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>>157570097
>>157570255
The Penguins were handed yet another asspull that'll keep the team relevant for the next decade at the very least. The Penguins are never going back to mediocrity, because mediocrity means bankruptcy for them, and they're not getting bailed out again.
The NHL consistently rigs shit to keep the Penguins relevant because they're Hockey's Kansas City Chiefs. A small market team that has outsized relevance and popularity. It makes fans double dip. You might buy a jersey for one of your local team's first-liners. AND you might also buy a Crosby jersey because he's THE guy who made his team one of the most successful of the 21st century.

The next plan is to get fans to buy even more jerseys and more merch. You'll need to buy two, maybe even three, to have a "complete set" of any given Ruck memorabilia. They're that desperate to make a clean jump from the "Big Three" to the Ruck Brothers
It's all insanely cynical.
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>>157571804
Uh, that would be Samir the queer
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Just found out bobrovsky isn't a panther anymore
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>how's the job search going, son?
>Queer keeps queering off.
>what did you just say to me?
>Yawn. So boring, Samir.
>your brother is getting your share of the property
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>>157571832
stop being a tryhard faggot and meet me at the walmart in north versailles you're gonna catch these hands
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>>157571872
kwarb
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>>157571872
>the stench... the stench
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i wish we had cooler personalities like KingCobraJFS (RIP cobes)
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mfw a new foodhack drops
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>>157571914
I wish we had no personalities
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just did a top 8 fart in my entire life
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only 16 hours until I have to wage again
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ID DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
JUST TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS
TO TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
CAUSE SOMEHOW I CAN'T PUT YOU IN THE PAST
ID DO ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
JUST TO FALL ASLEEP WITH YOU
WILL YOU REMEMBER ME
CAUSE I KNOW
I WON'T FORGET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>157571929
for me it's homemade French frys
https://youtu.be/7E4StlboB48?is=vuWJCrexkO2_9e-7
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>>157572102
don't remind me of waging
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1ocWZasxI
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I just did it
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>>157572414
based
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>>157572439
Thanks, it was my first time
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>>157572443
Did your uncle do you good?
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just built a green black deck
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>>157572414
gay
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just built a didnt ask deck
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>>157572460
We call those marners here
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>>157572460
what are the advantages to combining those two colored decks?
>>157572477
what color, though?
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>>157572460
im thinking of building an alakazam deck
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>>157572460
reinstalled arena yesterday and already uninstalled it again
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thinking about playing some Chrono Trigger on my Nintendo DS
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>>157572489
synergy for recursion
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neat
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>>157572561
this is cool and all but why not stream to cbc gem
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>>157572561
they'll be on FLO Hockey next season, just a prediction
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>>157572570
they may yet
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>>157572561
based
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>>157572561
i hope the q does this
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>>157572595
I'm watching pre season Q right now on the Youtube
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>rags
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podcast i like had a guy with a southern accent i could only last about 45 seconds before i just hit pause, deleted it and moved on
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>>157572561
unbelievably based. /hoc/ should create some copypastas
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thinking about going to the Rock n Roll McDonald's
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>>157572061
just like our nhl
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>>157572812
i whopped batman's ass
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>>157572776
kek boomers and zoomers don't comprehend pastas
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>>157572460
which commander bro
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>>157572838
i need to login and beat the joker still. that's the goal for tonight then start arkham city
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>>157572890
You have to use your penis to "beat" him
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>>157572934
heard the gimmick is to lure the goons by the electric fence, flip over them and push them into the electric fence
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>>157572883
We're trying to keep it Tolkien deck themed im using Azog, Moria's Ruin
he generates goblins
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>>157572948
>black green goblins
strange but cool desu
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more like goblin on deez balls
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>>157572963
There aren't many, but some good enchantments
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Just watch the ending on youtube and start arkham city bro
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>>157572975
for me it's doubling season, defense of the heart, sylvan library, grave pact prolly
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>>157572984
goat tier
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I should buy a doubling season and a hardened scales they're both like $30 cards now or higher
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>>157573004
that's good though doubling season used to be like $60. you definitely should that card rules
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>>157573021
just checked. Don't
nigga i aint of money shit cuh i got college tuition to pay for and shit cuh
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if your play group isn't cool with proxies then they're a shit play group
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anyone who uses proxies gets hit with an RKO
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>>157573038
proxies are cool in commander imo. couldn't be me because i'm not poor but i get it
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>oh, i have a black lotus haha proxy
*I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD*
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>>157573038
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>rags
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>rags
>laffs
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Heading to the wildlands bros only 5 star provinces left
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>>157573119
ohhhh helllllll yeeeahhhh
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>>157573119
*cheerses you with my ice cold beer*
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>>157573241
they're called steveweisers
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i will give you an unending heeming
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college hockey is weird
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>>157573511
>le try to fit in
try again kiddo
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i really really really really like /hoc/
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>>157573534
You have 21 year old freshman taking fishing classes
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>>157573570
Hwy?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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reminds me of that carly rae jepsen song off of the critically acclaimed 2015 masterpiece emotion
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utah should do this
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>mammoth defenseman says its sad players are leaving canada
make it make sense
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I'M THE ONE WITHOUT NO SOUL
ONE ABOVE
AND ONE BELOW
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might listen to cumtown bits
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hole rules
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>>157573699
cum lives in your mind
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we don't glaze hole here
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we don't use the term glaze here
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>>157573797
>>157573810
Get glazed!
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>>157573836
reminds me of that tna aj styles shirt
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>>157573836
>>157573810
>>>/ck/
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"WOAH GUYS THE DEVILS JUST TRADED FOR A TWINK WHO GOT BOOTED OFF NASHVILLE FOR BRADY MARTIN, AREN'T THE DEVILS SO GOOD!"

"GUYS THEY JUST GOT MANTHA AND MIGHT EVEN TRADE FOR QUINN HUGHES, THEY'RE SURELY GOING TO WIN A CUP NOW!"
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>>157573851
it's a good add, i think. maybe he can help get more out of meier.
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>>157573851
What in the hell are you talking about?
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>>157573862
It is 2028

Timo Meier still sucks ass
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>>157573865

lurk more
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animefags
oven
hot
dispose
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>>157573865
Devils are being glazed because a jeet wonderboy general manager exists. the collapse begins again in November
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>>157573883
Sounds like the typical Devils
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could go for some glazed Timbits
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>>157573851
>>157573883
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>>157573879
chill grand pa pearl harbour was like 67 years ago
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look i posted the reddit image of off topic bullshit! please laugh my fellow redditors as i try to talk about le bud and le TRB and le dylan, KWAB am i right?
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>>157573945
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bro's boilin
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BOSS
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>>157573873
they don't have much choice right now. they had to add to the forward group.
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>>157573963
he'll cheer up after he gets jamiroquai tickets
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>>157573945
>anon, 5 minutes, retarding, game misconduct
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When do they become the America Reign?
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>>157574055
>WE
>WUZ
>RANGS
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only shit games til next year
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where is everyone
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>>157574407
LOL
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me when i remember 1993 and 2014 >>157574415
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>>157574215
Yeah
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only shit memes til next year
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planet retard still has legs
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Shut the fuck up
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retarded post desu
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bro's i beat the joker's bitch ass time for arkham city now :))
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Ya right you probably just watched the ending on youtube
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>>157574869
nope took 3 tries tonight though. i think i tried it also 3 times the last time i played days ago
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/hoc/'s life force is running out
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>>157575143
wagmi bro
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>>157575143
It's daily buttfucking hour bros this hard posting like and you should be thankful
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>>157575143
Retard
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>>157575143
good
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>>157575143
/excellent/
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>>157575143
Best news I heard all week! Can't wait to tell the missus
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>>157575143
Praise to Allah
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>>157575143
Oh hell yeah!
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>>157575143
It's happening!
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>>157575143
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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kinda weird that the stars cancelled pride night and just replaced it with "womens night" like is it so hard to just have both
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>>157575218
>cancelled
much like slopdown
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>>157575143
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
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>>157575143
We'll be back one day
One day we shall return
You shall see us agaiiin
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>>157575143
Clear! Beep!
Clear! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
*Sounds gets quiet*
(clear!)
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what the heck is happening here
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>>157575143
I can't swim someone help please God help me
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>>157575143
what the heck is happening here? How did this happen? Noooooo
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>>157575143
Strikes the life force softly.
I'm afraid this is the end
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>>157575143
And it leaked out all over my butthole :(
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well there's only one cure for this
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>>157575143
I think we can fix this. See that pile of shit over there? Now go grab it and fasten it into a paste for the next 30 minutes
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>>157575254
How was your big date?
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>>157575143
Please daddy
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>>157575266
is one of us dating?
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>>157575271
How did your date end so fast?
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>>157575143
Just hold on now until we all get a drop
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>>157575276
this might be about someone else
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>>157575143
Stay strong Luke
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>>157575143
We'll be back
We'll be back!
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strange
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His career, face, demeanour and aura is all a meme.
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>>157575427
meme magic doe
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>>157575427
showed up to his first habs presser wearing pajamas, knew he would be a joke since that moment
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>>157575427
He's an idiot and a former school bully. I hope he never plays in nhl anymore
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>>157575626
Did he bully you?
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>>157575626
what did he do bro
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>>157575626
>bullied by a kid in pajamas
you guys need to be made of better stuff
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>>157575723
I read he took some kid's reindeer that he rode to school on and shaved off its antlers
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>>157575573
That was just a montreal jersey
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>>157575860
Unlikely, finns murder reindeer so I doubt it would have made it to school
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Just found out that reindeer are real. Wtf
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Are elves real too?
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>>157576121
Not for long if finns have anything to say
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huomenta, Flyoverstate bros I don't think i can handle another summer in the Midwest
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>>157575667
No
>>157575723
I don't know but there are rumours that he was a total dickhead in school. He also threatened to kill his team's coach in his youth.
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>>157576626
yeah but who didn't
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Canadians are so cute. How do I get one as my boyfriend :c
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>>157576923
You can just drive up there and take one
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>>157576923
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>>157576948
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Good thing the Jets got Skinner
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>>157575427
pretty sure my doctor aunt said this about me at thanksgiving kwab
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>>157575626
lmao remember that one player that bullied a retarded black and he wasnt allowed to play in the nhl. he had to go to the khl because they dont care about bullying retards
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>>157577097
He made the kid eat a piss-soaked urinal cake. That goes beyond regular high school bullying
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>>157576121
What do you think Finns put on their pizza?
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>>157577208
Smoked reindeer is S-tier topping
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>>157577071
That would be last place >laffs.
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>>157577350
expecting big drops from the sabres and sens, and obviously big increase for the kitties
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>>157577370
Snes drop, yes. Gaybres have lots of talent though.
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>>157577381
maybe but they lost a couple of big pieces
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any good games today?????
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>>157577370
It's tenuous with panties. Get a healthy 3-zone Barkov fucking people over all game long? Oh yeah. But what if it takes a year? Goaltending has to prove out, too. But yeah, I think the Florida teams are built well.
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>>157577395
Helle will get them plenty of extra Ws in the regular season
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>>157577442
I'm hoping he and Dylan Larkin are both on duolingo learning press box
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>>157577451
ANY trade but a swap of the two, please
Both teams should just give up and rebuild already
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>>157577425
My beer league C2 team is playing on rink 2 at 10:15 p.m. eastern. Check it out on livebarn
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>>157577519
why so late?
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>>157570042
JLMI
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>>157577546
The youths get the good time slots. Adult hockey here is either 6 a.m. or 10 p.m.
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>>157577575
I know you're larping because its actually the opposite
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>>157573038
My friend allowed me to play a proxy Black Lotus but I haven't been able to draw into it yet unfortunately
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>>157573915
Based. I love the honey crueler glaze, personally.
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>>157575143
"Nothing gold can stay"
-Ponyboy Curtis
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>>157576125
Absolutely. Very strong tribe, tbqhwy
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>>157576125
no. dwarfs are real though but you arent allowed to call them that anymore. they prefer to be called little person
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>>157577602
retard
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>>157577350
>ded wongs - e
you love to see it
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>>157577585
Your area gives adult hockey the 6-9 p.m. range? We have drop-ins around noon on weekdays, but unfortunately I am a wagie and can't make stuff like that.
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>>157577636
>laffs
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>>157577635
We don't sign our posts here
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just woke up, no talkie before coffe please
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>>157577688
Poor me some
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>Ilya Bryzgalov's former teammate, Shane O'Brien:
>"Bryz was one of the weirdest fucks I've ever met. I mean, | liked Bryz. He would always steal my chew though. He would take the world's biggest chews and never pay me back."
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Coffee is the life force. The nectar of the Gods.
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I had yerba mate
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>>157577829
cringed really really hard at this
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>>157577688
>>157577829
nu-male posts
i bet you close the refridgerator door with your hip
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Just came back from the off season and this place sucks
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>>157577873
i have a really slick move where I reach behind my back to close it or use my foot actually
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>>157577880
Just like my Islanders
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>>157577857
I cringed really hard at your Mom.
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2 kinds of people in this world:

1. Those who think Hutson is an elite Norris level D, and
2. Those who think Hutson is a waterbugging squirt who will get ground like a bug in the dust when it counts.

Which are you?
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>>157578009
this but seider
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>>157578009
Can you please give first names or teams so I can look up who these people are?
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>>157577829
I need caffeine to live
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>>157578009
I wish I knew hockey like this
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Still no collegepuck schedule
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>>157577943
buddy you suck at this im afraid
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>>157578009
I just pick my favorite players based on which I think are the cutest :)
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>>157578009
Actually on further review Hutson is very cute so I am in the camp of #1
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>>157578115
So you’re a sharks fan?
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>>157578159
Macklin is cute but not cute enough for how much attention he gets.
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>>157578179
>but not cute enough for how much attention he gets
that is where talent steps in
115 single season points is more than any other player born after 2000
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>>157577880
The upcoming new gimmicks will really invigorate /hoc/
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*shows up for stick and puck*
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>>157578284
what does this have to do with hockey, retard
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>>157578276
newfags being retarded and boring never improved anything
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>>157578292
the guy was asking about if anyone was interested in rock of love months ago in /hoc/ and I said he bud watch this. just throwing it out there to see if he still lurks before the season gets going.
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>>157578289
Gary really needs to hold games in Japan
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>>157578311
go fuck your boyfriend somewhere else faggot
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so wyna fucked up yet again
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>>157578326
Retard
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>>157578267
I really don't like looking at rosters and realizing I'm older than a lot of them... Gives me a lil existential crisis
>>
ALL I WANNA DO IS
OYYY VEEEEYYYYYY
AND TAKE YA SHEKELS
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>>157578340
not my fault you don't see the connection
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>>157578326
this fucking game makes me seethe so much
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>>157578352
I’m officially a bust
>>
Girls are calling hockey rinks "boy aquariums"
>>
26 days until the season starts
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>>157578401
boys call girls interested in ice hockey "puck sluts"
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.>my team is going heavy analytical.
>>
you guys like jazz?
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>>157578401
yeah its been like a year now retard
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I can’t believe the season starts in September now. Thank you Gary
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>>157578409
I prefer "hockey skank".
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>>157578421
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>>157578375
>nooo you can't just put in red herrings you have to make everything straightforward so my feeble brain can understand
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>>157578401
by girls you mean ugly lesbians and Gorlock the destroyers then yes
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>>157578450
the "red herring" was more complex than the category she chose
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>>157578458
Sorry shit bands for retards wasn't a category
Better luck next time
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>scoreless draw
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>>157578469
its ok, you prove that shit taste is still on the menu
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>>157578472
>nou
Sad, but expected
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>>157578418
I should listen to more of it
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>>157578453
I don't think lesbians care about men's hockey.
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>>157578477
good post
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>>157578418
Only when sampled
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>>157578486
Yeah, they have their own league, why would they give a fuck about Gary League
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>>157578485
You should listen to Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew"
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if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles david
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>>157578520
So your not as good at it as Louis?
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>>157578520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
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>>157578520
>david
renaissance masterpieces are cool, the very definition of cool in fact
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Majority of whites in the us still mutilates their babys dicks. Wtf is wrong with you.
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>>157578536
jews
>>
If getting 1 is cool consider me bud
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>>157578541
But the jews are a small minority. I would get it more if jews were majority.
>>
Majority of finns in finland rape and kill reindeer for fun
>>
Circumsicion creates a brain trauma. It literally makes you a sociopath if you are unlucky.
>>
im retarded and have a small dick so there wasn't much to circumcise to begin with
>>
I'm gay with my dad and my dick is small
>>
the greatest of all 1s
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>>157578571
Sorry to hear but at least you're with your own kind here
>>
According to puck bunny podcasts I listen to, NHL players' penises seem smaller because of their larger quads but are actually normal sized
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>>157578597
Crosby bros...
>>
I like hockey
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>>157578632
same, its the only sport we have left
well that and golf but golf isnt fun anymore
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>>157578632
How do you feel about roller hockey?
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>>157578636
some people think it's good enough for practice, but it's a lower tier sporting activity if anything
>>
>>157578607
How would any female know how big Crosby’s dick is?
>>
>>157578664
Very good point
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>>157578632
Same. It’s the only sport I follow
>>
>>157578478
>doesnt deny it
keep your brain dead opinions to yourself
>>
where the FUCK are the trades??
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>>157578697
got to wait until the Houston and Atlanta teams start to take shape,
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>26 Days until puck drop
>16 Days until preseason drop
>The Drop: A Snowfall Saga premiers on the 8th, though that's only marginally related to this topic, not really about hockey at all actually
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>>157578401
Hockey boys are a hot commodity these days
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>boyquarium
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>>157578726
please not this shape
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I watch hockey, baseball, football, college football, basketball and soccer because i grew up in a two parent household
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2 feminine dads
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>>157578794
mom and dad have been together since 8th grade :))
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>>157578802
the ottawa redditors
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I wish I grew up in a hot lesbian household
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Nonsense, laffs need more retards.
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>>157578811
cope tranny we love Our Sennies here
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>>157578788
the goodest goy
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https://x.com/SunGarrioch/status/2095537573363916826
I'm not mad about Brady leaving please don't write that I'm mad.
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>>157578911
kwab
>>
I've never understood skipping ropes, can't you just pretend you're holding one?
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>>157577081
>doctor aunt
was this before or after your yearly penis inspection?
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>>157578930
>I've never understood hurdles, can't you just pretend you're jumping over them?
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>>157578930
Based retard
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>he thinks the canada five are not guilty
that's gonna be a hard left swipe from me pookie
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>>157578536
>>157578562
Having a Jewish boomer dad is suffering. You have no idea how normalized it is here
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are y'all ready for ts
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>>157579033
boomercore mix
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>>157579033
scooterbros... we made it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbgKlxeGYG4
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>>157578597
Yeah I’ve noticed that as a guy who squats hard
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>>157579161
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOV2KWDREB8
>>
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>>157579200
is he an oilers fan?
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>>157579200
Both locos and hockey peaked in the 60s
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>>157579214
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>>157579033
holy dimesola
>>
My team sucks
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>>157579249
jlhi
>>
My team rules and is considered America's Team
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>>157579282
I love Toronto too
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>>157579033
You don't get them girls loose, loose
You don't get the world loose, loose
You don't get money, move, move
But I do, I do
(I said are y'all having a good time out there tonight)
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is it unethical to date the team reporter
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>>157579230
remember this loser trying to get the cole caufield rub when he scored his 50th goal like it was a landmark achievement for the country
>>
>rags
I just want a team I like to do well for once
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>>157579068
The interns consulted with /hoc/ before finalizing the list
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>>157579291
>>
I liked the simple leaf Leafs logo and I hate the one they use now
>>
just saw a tornado form bros
>>
I didn't see an ask form
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>>157579392
Stay safe fren! We can’t afford to lose a first round poster
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>>157579392
stay safe :3
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>>157579392
finger of god
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>>157579392
>>
>le wind is scary
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>>157579226
and crashed in 2011
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>>157579442
windy is scary if you’re a fat black cripple
>>
>>157578802
Theme nights are so corny and overdone.
>>
>>157578802
Catan night?
Are they serious?
>>
* “Hahahah….Stutzle….hahah,” *
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>>157579455
just like trb
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>>157579443
I still remember coming home from school and seeing this on nhl.com
Fucked me up for days.
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>>157579033
NHL soundtracks used to consist of new rock and metal music, not songs you've already heard 500 times.
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>>157579442
Look at what happened to Dorothy
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>>157579519
traded to the rangers
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>>157579519
100 years ago when the stanley cup was played for by mens league team with money for the train vs factory that won it off the last retards that could afford a train ride maybe sure yea whatever
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>>157579442
Sometimes the rain is too loud to sleep
>>
happy bud1600
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>carney roasts maple leafs
Guess that means the laffs are winning the cup
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>>157579579
>laffs are winning the cup
HA HAHA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>>157579200
Jen
>>
This is the year for Canada. McDavid is going to bring back their dignity
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>>157579618
great post
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>>157579621
50% true
>>
>>157579618
rumor has it if he makes it to 2000 days he has to give all of his possessions to his brother
>>
>>157579650
kwab
>>
>>157578524
terrible bait
>>
>>157579579
Every team he endorses loses, so the one he chirps will win.
>>
>>157579621
Nah the Habs are defeating the flames in the finals
>>
>>157579697
>Every team he endorses loses
just like taylor swift lmao
>>
>>157579297
kwab this happened to another philly reporter this bitch is gone by the end of the day
>>
>>157579297
>letting yourself get divorce raped as a pro athlete
jen
>>
>>157579751
That’s the fate of most pro athletes in America
>>
i heard Gary is gonna have Pitbull perform on opening night during the 1st intermission
>>
would be based we love mr. worldwide here
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>>157579297
why d8 when you can impregn8?
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>>157579776
He’s one of the kitties biggest fans
>>
>>157579776
>>157579788
only us uncs remember when /b/ made him go to alaska
>>
>>157579799
He was so happy to go :3
>>
>>157579799
i told my sister about this kek
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>>157579297
Are there any people who work in the media term for an NHL team that wouldn't sleep with the players given the chance? Guys and girls.
>>
new
>>157579817
>>157579817
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>>157579820
oops
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>>157579820
>xhe cried to the jannies again
kek
>>
FOR FREE
>>
Bud lost (the favour of the jannies)
>>
Thank you based jannies
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>>157577828
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>>157579161
>>157579186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suP8R8FL-8A
>>
>>157580160
new new since nobody else wants to link it



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