Geelong vs CarltonMCG - 7:40pm AEST
HEAVE HO UNNA
Large breasted white women with slutty attitudes
>>157584860*spergs out for some reason*
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
Freo took a dive last night to ensure the handegg wouldn't clash with a semi at the MCG next week.
spring has sprung
>>157584889There was nothing intentional about that performance. It was pure deer in the headlights.
Still 8 teams in it innit
>yesterday colesfu asked if i'd come by coles today but she wasn't on the floor when i didhope she doesn't think i dogged her, won't find out until next week
I wanna see some cunt get absolutely smashed in a tackle
>>157584896Why do you need to go to coles two days in a row?
shatsperg you in lad?
>>157584897youre in the wrong place mate>>>/sp/nrl/
>>157584896Based Mexican uber driver
>>157584896she's messing with you dawg
>>157584898NTA but the amount of people that shop for groceries with zero foresight or planning beyond that night would surprise you.
>>157584896>ugh i hope that pillbug fella doesn't come here today
>>157584889wouldn't mind if handegg cheerleaders clash with my semi at the mcg next week iykwim haha
>>157584905I only have a mini fridge so I just shop little often
The mexican uber driver story was funny>>157584905I never know what I’ll feel like for dinner the next night so I go most days
>>157584907they're called slater bugs mate
>>157584896she wants you to ask her out. do it quickly or else it gets awkward.t. sperg who missed out on multiple barista girls
>>157584912basado
I AM GONNA MAKE ITTHROUGH THIS YEARIF IT KILLS ME
>>157584911You should get a regular sized fridge.>>157584912The man with the.... sorry I can't think of anything funny
>>157584913>I never know what I’ll feel like for dinner the next night so I go most daysYou know meat can freeze and many vegetables last a few days or more?
>>157584914They're called pillbugs. I dont care about any slater other then kelly slater and even he is a boring cunt
>>157584898i don't want to talk abput it your honour>>157584903no she's not she wouldn't do that to me>>157584915is it worth the risk of her poisoning my tendies
I call them rollie pollies
I love Japanese people, they are so easy to get talk with and always respectful, their jokes are always light hearted and easy to understand, it puts my autism at rest
>>157584910That's public indecency which is categorised as a sex crime, pervert.
I'm bad at cooking so I need to go to supermarket a lot okay? We arent all fucken gordon ramsey
>>157584912>>157584921the man with the golden mum iykwim haha
>>157584921meh, would be pretty empty because i dont buy much food at a time
>>157584930she's leading you on bro she just wants to feel desired
>>157584943You've been hurt before, we all have. Don't let it consume you, ok?
>>157584860Any Radelaide fags know how reliable Nick Butler's sources are? Is he even still a journo?
I picked up my shopping today, click and collect. $300 dollaridoos it cost me
zak butters is a gutless dog and will retire without a premiership to his name
Placed my bets, just went up to the teller as I couldn’t work the machine, was incredibly awkward
>>157584946
>>157584946she does it to all the guys she just wants attention
>>157584950Is that for one or a family? My $200 shop lasts me 2-3 weeks though I might have to duck down for a few things here and there.
>>157584949why did he post the karl malone gif
>>157584957Can you explain the context of this image please
>>157584961
>>157584953Bunch of boomers use those, how complicated can they be? Also what did you bet on?
>>157584959Myself, the wife and the dog for a bit over a week. I aint stingy though, i buy the best things i can. No home brand shite for me
Watching beers with boydo, this cunt knows his beers
>>157584961>he hasn't watched lotr in 2001+25
my mum says it's time for my annual haircut
>>157584967based aldi shopper
>>157584960Isn't he a Poortfag? Probably rubbing it in to Crom customers. I don't see Bailey staying at this point but he might have a good source that says otherwise.
>>157584912>>157584919how's his homo arc coming along?
>>157584981I think he decided to become asexual after they didn't want him either
>>157584981aborted faster than an RC narrative
problem, turbo faggot?
>>157584970grim timesWhat are you gonna say when the hairdresser asks you what you do for work?
>>157584964I tried inserting cash into it and I don’t think it takes cash
Bouillabaisse for dinner
KFC for dinner.
>>157584993That's surprising.
hello ladswhat's with the completely random match start times?
any plans for the weekend?
>>157585002Fuck off we're full
>>157585002It's geolocked to your region. It's giving you the times in Gaul, not here.
the wife cancelled our dinner plans because she couldn't be bothered going out and now doesn't know what she wants to have at homedont think ill be eating tonight boys
shall choose to believe that the butcherfu, who worked there every weekday, got let go for getting caught checking me out too much
>>157585009The rooster is calling
on my wayon my way
>>157584992haven't thought about it yet I normally just sit there in silence for 30 mins
>>157585007yeah I know but why aren't they all on at the same time exactly, such as 12?
>>157585002you weren't born in france?
>>157585009>Being this reliant on a person to feed youLiterally a human dog. Do you also poop on the floor if she doesn't take you for a walk?
>>157585002we're extremely autistic
>>157585007localised, not geolocked>>157585000>>157585011>eating goyslop
>>157585015we're a quirky bunch XD
He obviously wasn't born in france stop talking to him.
>>157585009>doesn't know what she wants to haveshe wants you to lead, retard.
>>157585023Yes he was
I see a lot of people talking about how they miss the office and can’t wait to get back etc. Me? I never want to go back.Getting back two hours of travel time a day?Getting to spend time with my nephew when he’s over?Working inside in my desk or outside in the sun depending on the day?No office politics about whose turn it is to clean the kitchen or who chips in for whatever food day it is this week?All things I’m very happily doing without. “But productivity’s dropping” I hear some people cry. And maybe it is. It’s almost like living during a global pandemic and seemingly eternal lockdown may have an impact on people’s mental health and thus their productivity. Maybe working from home is a factor in the drop, but I’d bet those other factors are much more significant.Besides, have we not all seen significant gains, like the ones I mentioned above, in being able to work more flexibly like this, that might outweigh a slight drop in productivity?Sound off in the comments if you’re one of those weirdos/people that is looking forward to going back to an office. But me? I’ll be holding out as long as I can.
>>157585014Just staring at yourself in the mirror? It feels like standing at the gallows doesn't it?
>>157585018you don't?>>157585019if we were they'd all start at the same time
>>157585025Prove it.
>>157585017I was born in the colonies, why do youask?
Fiending for some pancake parlour
>>157585002The variation depends on how long the welcome to country goesOptus stadium has a group of spergs playing live music beforehand
Apparently there’s two frogs in here, one’s an auscunt on holidays and one is a curious French interlocutor
>>157585015First one was in Western Australia which is 2 hours behind the east cost so that's why it's a little later than the regular evening time.Saturday's afternoon game is late enough to get twilight viewers but early enough for Brisbane to take a flight back home before Sydney airport's curfew in case they have to play again next week.
>>157584957meant for>>157585030
I've started using bluelight glasses
>>157585032got him see how easy it is
>>157585029good point tbf
triggered my pre-diabetes again by becoming lazy and eating family pizzas, huge garlic breads and drinking large sodas every day for the past month need to lay off it a bit until at least new years
>>157585020autistic post.
remember when we were going to chip in for an /afl/ hq chateau in the french countryside?
>>157585044i just use bluelight filters where applicablenot sure if they actually do anything about inability to sleep or eye fatigue
>>157585057Tbf there were a lot of white Frenchmen in North Africa who moved back to the motherland
I'm almost as aussie as (you)
row row row your cockgently up my bottom
>>157585061plan changed now it's a thai bungalow
>>157585068Crisp
>>157585033alright mr bezos cool your jets money bags
>>157585068nouvelle zelande sounds so fancy
>>157585009You get what you deserve for letting her make the calls
>>157585073>bungalowwatch out for floodplains la
>>157585044Is it workkng?
>>157585071 adoring fan phenotype
>>157585078thoughts?
>>157585065Yeah well the loss of Christendom in north africa to islam kinda did that.
>>157585078much better than aotearoa
>>157585009She couldn’t be bothered because you weren’t expressing interest in spending quality time with her. You dun goofed and she’ll be cold and aloof for the weekend and you’ll certainly hear about it later
>>157585082It's only been a couple of days but it does feel a bit bitter, not sure if placebo or not.
>>157585086what do you call french fries
>>157585086>not Île Kangourouhuh.
>>157585065la valise ou le cercueil
>>157585098pomme frites. Don't need to be french to know that.
>>157585086>Australieso that's where our politicians come from
>>157585086Damn, I wish you guys colonised us.
>>157584958>>157585090why are they so complicated
add medium high heat to the list not for any reason just because im annoyed at it and let's cut to the chase i am saving a sperg out
>>157585103yeah true, guess you could be a poof or something
>>157585086>Australieno you MUST use OUR spelling from now on you fucking chuds
Which south asian country can you smoke week in again? And then the others it's like super forbidden
>>157585098fritescrisps are called chips (as in the english word) here, surprisingly
You blokes would never abandon me, right?
>>157585114T Y P OYPOIN THE GROUP CHAT
>>157585090this guy fucks
>>157585108the chase finished at 6 mate
>>157585113I humbly apologise to ologlowoglowloglaongoa and its people
>>157585114was legal in Thailand when I went in 2024 but think they rolled it back
>>157585118Perish the thought.
>>157584860asian amy winehouse impersonasting gf please.
>>157585114there's 2 weed shops in my condo building kek
south asian sperg wrangler gf 26
>>157585107they're all the sameno rhyme or reason behind them at allpeculiar things
>>157585124basé
>>157585137some of them are nice to look at
>>157585107Not that complex, just think about the social/emotional implications behind everything
>>157585139basé sur que
>>157585118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRZ6che2AvE
>>157585141but the brain remains the same
>>157585152Sadly.
>>157585144
>>157585147hein?
fremantle... is dead
I despise the French
>>157585131and 4 7-11's?
>>157585125I was watching a vlog and there was weed shops everywhere but forgot which place
>>157585168except me right?
aflexa whatsnthr the heckin multirino
hey look I can speak frenchooga booga *click click* booga ooga
I like France, one of my favourite countries However, I hate Germany
zac bailey will remain at brisbane
>elimination final>friday night alfpeak posting hours
>>157585184Geelong to win + Under 167.5 + Shannon Neale 2+ goals + Bailey Smith 30+ disposalst. grok
how many of you are still friends with your high school friends
>>157585211McKay 3+ goals
>>157585213No, they’re dead to me
>>157585194another victim of lockdowns
>>157585193we know moshe>>157585213lol, lmao even
>>157585213none of your fucken business cuntfeatures.
>>157585225What'd you call him?
>>157585175would have been Thailand. iirc you might need a medical note or reason now and can't smoke in public but Rodtang behind the counter just puts on his white coat and writes you one on the spotgood times getting blazed in Koh Samui
>>157585213i wish i wasn't
>>157585131How many hookers get folded in that budget condo of yours?
it's aroun that time where mr reporter is lurking so keep it on topic
>>157585213rekon the group broke apart just recently at 37 yo>one had an engagement end>one had a gf leave him>one got his gf pregnant >one lost to weed psychosis>two moved interstate for work>tfw gonna be 40yo lonermight get into motorbikes
I’ll be beyond fuming if the fuckhead yanks have lingering gridiron marks stains on the MCG grass during the 2026 AFL Premiership Season finals series.
Settle a debate for me, when you cook pizza are you ment to put cheese on the bottom or cheese on the top?
>>157585266It doesn’t matter, it’s only Italian food
>>157585266On top to protect the other stuff from burning.
>>157585266Top>>157585271Bottom
>>157585213Nope. Drifted from the last one I was still speaking to and after trying to recall the last time I spoke to them it's got to have been close to 10 years ago. Where does the time go?
>>157585266both
>>157585266fuck off raj. you only deliver.
all my mates wives are cunts so that's why
>>157585266wouldnt on the bottom just stick all over the tray? it'd be a nightmare to get your spatula under it
I chose the wrong friends in High School
>>157585266Base>sauce>cheese>toppingThis is like asking what way you put the toilet roll on. It’s been solved for centuries
>>157585294We have a comedian here
>Holmes broken leg>Cameron broken shoulder>Both rushed backGoing to be carnage tonight.>>157585266Goes above the sauce, under the other ingredients.
>>157585266bottom for me, I much prefer the salami and ham and to get crispy
>BLUES PLAYERS>AS TRADIES????AHHHH HELP ME ALFRIENDS!
Give it to me straight, /alf/....what is the KFC pickle burger like?
>>157585314your mums box
Abbey Holmes is really fucking hot
funny how the ""blues"" were historically the "white collar" club
>>157585314Quite vinegary
>>1575851692x 7-eleven>>157585213still have mates from pre-primary>>157585246heapst. seashell position enjoyer
shut up nigger
any good catholics in?fish and all that
>>157585335We're not in lent m8
>>157585335Yeah mate >>157584996
nah I don't support mass immigration ngos
>>157585335I'm not a good one, but I did have fish chips and salad for tea.
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbsVXFkdG0sometimes i talk to mumza in this tone and way of thisssi can't keep a straight face when i talk in this rhythm she gets annoyed at my lack of hardcore faith
for me, it's Nick Daysoff
>>157585369das it mane
>>157585377[first name] daysoff is what my boss calls me lol
uhhhh, there's niggers. why?
NFL players ARE watching our sport
any football watchers in?
the fact it's finals and they keep cutting to these handegg niggers on the sideline is the most embarrassing thing I've seen in somewhile.
>negro collide
>all look around>"yo, where all the brothas? just yties errywhere"
>>157585328Does anon’s advice work in Thailand too? >>>/trv/2908099
>>157585396Huh?
Catman here with me
>>157585402>
>>157585386crisp monash uni student iykwim haha
>>157585407what the fuck do zoomers mean when they gassed
Our world means nothing to those NFL guys
>>157585409I can see you from my seat
>>157585415elevated ego
>>157585415when they say gassed*
>>157585415gassed up/hyped into over confidence from dating app attention
>>157585415Full of hot air, essentially.
>>157585415>gassed
>>157585424>>157585426I would'nt have guessed that. i didnt know either but didnt care enough to ask.
gassed used to mean tired after physical exertionfuck zoomers
>>157585431Fuck off we're full
>>157585407dunno i don't wait until the 4th reply to get to the point kekbut yes simply being outside here will get you laid as long as you can relax a little bit and go with the flow. not sure acting like a spastic is needed.
>>157585193Do you think chris tried to avoid brad this week so that dosn's bad luck didnt rub off on him?
>>157585439still does i thought. then again, I dont work with or socialise witih anyone _that_ young
>>157585424>>157585426>>157585431ty anons that makes sense now>>157585432kek
>>157585395They were a lot smaller than I thought they'd be.>Each and every one of them earns more money per year than the entire squad of players playing tonightgrim for AFLers.
>>157585442I'm doomed
Severe weather warning around half timeWhoever starts best wins.
>>157585448Difference between playing professional sport in a market of 28 million vs 350 million.
if you hate geelong you're an anti semite
Womijekiyeki cunts
>ABC radio technical issues>Skipping welcome to countrySo writing in about this.I use it to properly sync the sound.
this is quite cringe
Who were the most significant aboriginal figures from history prior to the arrival of European settlers?
>>157585448All american sports are fixed. They're literal circumsizedI mean circuses
>>157585455not terraforming the outback was a mistake
why the fuck do we have to put up with this demonic abo shit
what are the nfl players thinking right now
fur wearing barbarian cunt
Saw this guy at the mcg once and he fucking stunk of cigarette smoke
>>157585465please don't watch our sport
>>157585467lol, lmao even>>157585472jews
>>157585471Could start today but considering our politicians don't advocate for anything beyond 3 years expecting them to invest in something decades and potentially hundreds of years from now ain't gonna happen even if the long term benefits would be enormous.
I am 1/4 aboriginal
now this is more proper
>>157585467riolis. all de riolis.
He held that note
The Australian anthem is faggy as fuckSuits Australia really well
>freo away into brisbane awaywaste of time this match innit
>>157585488I'm 1% native. Basically Geronimo.
Any bloosers in?
I am really over the Carlton narrative. I hate Geelong but please end this shit tonight.
Geelong are fucling shit
shit i forgot to put the 'ti on
LETS GO CARGODS
>>157585508i'll make it darl. bikkie with yours?
The Cotton:On Cats
What a jumper clash. Cannot tell these 2 teams apart
>CARGODSmore of a buswanker me>>157585513meth mostly
>>157585511>cargodsthe geelong fords?
>>157585517based blind boomer
>>157584860Why is Carlton playing an away game at their home ground? I thought is was only Collingwood that does that, and not opposition teams from baby stadiums wanting to get more money from ticket sales agaisnt real teams.
>>157585213I'm 32 and my only friends are the ones I made in high school
jagga smith is getting too cocky, NEEDS to be humbled
The VFL Mafia
>>157585523Vicbias
Carlton making a few nervous fumbles
The good McKay
the lads are looking very sweaty already
>>157585548Rain innit
Sydney will win tomorrow
>>157585552oh you're right, looking real silly right nowhow come that one geelong fellow gets to wear a different top? the long sleeved #45
>>157585527His reputation will turn soon enough.Young statpadders get hyped for being so 'productive' at such an early stage since it's not 'fair' to scrutinise their game so much.After a couple of years of hype because he's putting up huge numbers, people will turn on him because he can't kick and will never develop the body to be an impactful inside mid.He's the new Darcy Parish.
for a bunch of geelong supporters the media sure have been wanking carlton off lately
Bailey sook
that was acres away from the goals iykwim haha
>>157585557You're free to request the long sleeves if you want them but some of your teammates will call you a pussy.
LadsLadsCotton-On CatsCOCHaha the COCsThat's what I'm calling em
>>157585557Close enough, innit?
>>157585562haha idkwym haha iykwim haha
don't feel too good desu
is uncle col getting a run for the nfl next week?
>>157585566dungeddit>>157585562acres are a measure of area not distance fuckheadare these commentators gonna keep slurping off carlton and that goal without even slightly acknowledging the clear trip?
>>157585565I like how it looks, like a rugby polo or one of our marinières
Lads, Bailey just posted
carlton are so fucking shit
brayshaw the fucking spastic cant pronounce wilkshire properly
What the fuck was that in the crowd?
>>157585557Anyone can wear sleeves but most don't. Most teams only have 1-2 sleeve wearers if that.
She's not into you.
>>157585574you better believe it. if aliens landed on the G, hed be right there ready to go.
Geelong are fucking shit
Wildcard sucks desu.Should've only been those that finished legitimately top 8.
cat status?
>>157585598I think it was a real life one of these.
>>157585602yes she is i'm the mc of my story you npc
>>157585602how the fuck would you know?
So carlton play brissy again in a prelim?
>>157585613Injured.Tanner Bruhn did his knee during warm up and they didn't swap him.
Cat lives left: 0
just me or is edwards kinda shitfrees up blicavs i guess>>157585621actually? fucking hell
She told me after we fugged. That's how I know cos she's into me.
Geelong are so fucking shit
Geelong look like scared babies next to the mighty Blues
>>157585613Begging for his nightly greenies
https://www.tagheuer.com/au/en/timepieces/discover/watches-for-men/apparently I get a watch for 10 years service at the company I work for.Anyone wanna help me pick?
>>157585620no demons get second chance lucky dip
>both favourites have shat the bed this roundumm crowsissies... our response???
you guys have short memories, remember the 2023 prelim collapse.
Cats don't look up for the contest desu. Woeful pressure.
if only weitering defended his bank account like this
>>157585634just pick the most expensive one and resell it
>>157585634the most expensive one and then sell it
voss must feel like such a piece of shit
>>157585645heh>>157585646>>157585648jewmind
>>157585634>tag heuerchuck it in the bin
STAND
shitshow kek
Wish i could be a watch guy but I dress like a slob
>>157585660
Yellow maggots asserting their dominance. Don't like this.
my wrists are too thin to wear a watch
That was a shit shot at goal. Why cant these assholes kick straight? Why do the have to hook their leg around in the kick - they just fuck it up.
fag pooer
>>157585660I can also get Longines apparently
Carn carlton smash these fucking cunts
>>157585672Mine are too fat, watch slides right off
>>157585672you should get an irish wristwatch
I used to hate mollison the most but I think I've changed it to that #22 blond ump from last night. He shits me to no end.
>0.5Going to be one of those nights, eh?
>>157585657just because i'm jewish doesn't mean i'm wrong
shannon is a girls name tbqh
Just get the feeling geelong will run over them in the end
>that norwood line>just turned 24grim grimlish
cats have more xg than carlton currently in the last 10 mins and that's what matters more
Niggers
Bad kicking is bad footy
niggas got no idea what's goin on
>Show the NFL players>They're all bored out of their minds or looking at their phonesWhy would the tv director show that?
>>157585699I saw them too!
really needed that 30s long shot on the n-words
>>157585696>xg experience goints? >>157585699>>157585701careful i got banned for saying this recently
>Redskins
>>157585703They're just like me!
if shannon neale was lee harvey oswald then jfk would still be alive
them niggas be straight baffled. them brothers be straight bamboozled frfr
>>157585700Good football has just begun.
>>157585558interesting theory, i believe it
Do the blues players care that they're making vossy look bad?
>>157585700You post shit like that on the internet but if you lined up on a huge unit like me on the field you'd be fucked let's see how far your delicate kicking gets you pansy
Genius mentioned
>>157585712N-no, not like that.
the big genius
patrick chipps or patrick crispps
this game should be at gmhba
why is that old carlton fan wearing makeup?
>>157585729they've left the stadium mate
>>157585681get a longinespre 1985 heuers pre tag aquisition are kino
You lads enjoying Spring?
bloos are finna make the big dance
Really need some mongrels like Butters and Greene instead of this limp wristed effort.
Carltons Margin wil Insure They Have the best Chance of Wining. - Dave
blues acting like the final siren just sounded KEKcats by 6 goals
What's our next step?
>>157585740ACKSHUYALLY Spring hasn’t started because the equinox hasn’t come yet
Geelong are fucking shit kek
vipleague just died
>>157585749Going to start pissing down, torrential style, in 15 minutes.This is a match winning lead.
uh shats fags?
>>157585754think it's live leagues now, m8.
>>157585634>>157585681budget?
>>157585754DaddyLive. It's not what it sounds like.
>>157585756Both teams have decent smalls and don't rely on key forwards much but I think Geelong have better ones overall, mainly Mannagh.
>>157585746I look like this and do this
>Pencil dick with his fancy machine is the reason all CG-NATs are IP banned on the chan
this new mick is just sad
Ooh, $15
>>157585761Weren't winning it this year, especially with the finals bracket they're on now. So focusing more on the trade drama this year.Thinking of the rope if >we don't get Butters.
>>157585765Thanks lad
imagine getting your entire team mogged by a first year twink KEK
i miss that big forehead chick
>>157585740Hate springSimple as
checking...yep...they're black
I'm suspicious of any man that uses "twink" as an insult
stresses me out when BSA's watch our sport
>>157585794this after getting sucked off and the gf (male) has to clean up the floor
>>157585792Is that Jagga?
Abbey positively drenched at the sight of wild US convicts
>>157585792who?
>>157585804they are so brain fucked that they'll forget about it inside a day
>>157585810this but zander
shatspoof on the ropes
is this match any good?
>>157585825Sloppy.
>1.7
for me it's the cats
>>157585825Yes>>157585827Dumbass
i dont mind the grass level camera shotthet could do this sone more
jewlong commentators seething
>>157585712still waiting
>>157585825just further confirms the final ten system is retarded.
Gee shatpserg was right all along shats are a lock for the grand final
>>157585804>>157585819To them they can't penetrate the sport and understand how it is played or governed without any aids. Hence the utter confusion on their faces whilst watching the game.
dempsey just got pushed away like an absolute bitch
crazy how you shift timelines once you become a dad
Lads, Blair just posted
>>157585739I like this one but it's not in stock...
Hopefully geelong dont kick another goal for the rest of the game
>umps when someone is on the ground knocked outPLAY ON PLAY ON
Why the FUCK can’t you spastics kick?
>>157585838why
>>157585855horrible taste
i like cock
shatsperg gone silent
>>157585855
>>157585865
>>157585837Bad football took over after quarter time.
>>157585869all the resident spergs go silent when their team is losingexcept maybe piesperg
>>157585869no idea why he was crowing, too many years of false "success" off the back of AFL house cronyism. no one gets utterly gaped in a granny and comes back to compete next year.
>>157585874who is this guy you keep posting?
i gotta pee
Uh, LASSOOOO?
carlton dont even have an animal loosers
need a poo
>>157585883A hero of our time.
Bruhn the ducking flog, ducking like Thomas and taxes
whos that fuckhead commentator talking about a game from 1960 and trying to relate it to today
>>157585882Hes been going sonce the first game of the year kek
>>157585892interesting, looked this upanimal mascot havers premierships since 2000: 22non animal mascot havers premierships since 2000: 3 (demons port bombers)bit in this
just peed
Geelong are not very good I'm afraid
SEN has the potential to be kino tonight
>1.8
>mate invites me out>sure what are you thinking?>silenceguess i'll just get fat and order some junk food
>>157585874better?
goal songs between two proud victorian clubs at the mcg?well i never
>>157585928nvm
>The Voice ad during the goal break>Say it's a 12 year old singer>She looks 35wtf are the alphas eating?
>>157585933just find the most popular or one with the best resale value and sell it
>>157585933
>>157585939100% ultra processed microplastics
>>157585939You are what you eat, so... alfalfa?
>>157585939>seeing ads after goals have been kickedcouldn't be me
>>157585939>she looked 35 your honor
>>157585939i have kayo sorry
>>157585933Those rectangular watches are awful.
we are so back
>>157585952wbm
>>157585939
>>157585939She only looks old because she's made to look like an adult by hair and makeup
>>157585965>Eating torrent clientsThat's certainly something
>>157585965Armageddon can't come soon enough
>>157585965Bugs simply weren't bleak enough for the hellscape reality we inhabit
The trouble with having a watch is you are always checking the time
>>157585939pic?>>157585965you WILL ingest the plastic
>>157585965can't wait for the enriched with folate and estrogen edition
>>157585970thought it was unreal engine logo kek
Saw a bunch of npc normie cunts going to the footy on my way home from work today
>>157585978should have gone up to them and redpilled them on the jews
Weitering giving the SCats forwards a bath. go around him, you dumb cunts.
i only got 'seriously' into footy around covid but it's allowed me to have conversations with strangers much easier
>>157585939i was thinking the same when i saw ityou just know she's an industry plant for psyopping>>157585953>SHE WAS ONLY 34 YEARS 11 MONTHS 29 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK>>157585965absolutely grim
>>157585929false alarm, we're going to Liaisons in Edgecliff
what's he thinking rn?
Saw a flash of lightning but there's no rain or clouds around
that's a fucking tunnel cunt jesus christ these umpires want players to die
>>157585998>I ruined my life
simple good you can wear anywherehttps://www.longines.com/en-au/p/watch-the-longines-avigation-l2-816-4-53-2if you want angles and have the budgethttps://www.tagheuer.com/au/en/timepieces/collections/tag-heuer-monaco/39-mm-calibre-11-automatic/CAW211P.FC6356.html
>/afl/>Final on>Post with the most (You)s is about a 12 year old girlIs this the new figure skating general?
>>157585998sunshine, butterflies and lollipops
>>157586008which has more nonces, those gennies or the tennis ones?
Some of the non-calls this match been confounding. Get your shit together, umps.
>>157585978got a mate reckons he's been to geelong
>>157585998>catters could be here
>>157586012wherever south americans post
>>157586013As seen with Naughton, tunnelling is A-okay this year.
Are you blokes racist
>>157586026No, but I am prejudiced.
>>157586026Absolutely.
>>157586026No your honour
>>157586026Yes mate ama
>>157586013I fucking HATE it when umps don't make obvious calls for stuff that can hurt players. Actually infuriates me. The rules are there to protect players so fucking use the whistle for them.
>>157585998what was he doing that seemed so crazy? like Matt Rowell is not crazy but this guy is crazy
>>157586012i wouldnt be sirprised if 80% of /afl custoners were pedos
I want an update from missussperg regarding cancelled dinner plans did she chuck a melty
>>157586025Still can't believe that dumb sydney cunt didn't get suspended. Disgraceful
>>157586035Alright gary
>>157586026not racist just don't like em
I hate Geelong so much bros
>>157586026Dark, dark, dark black people make me feel a bit weird. Like, "how the hell are they so dark?" kinda black.Also the palms/soles of feet of brown people make me uncomfortable since they always look like they're dirty.
>>157586032is your name barry?
new>>157586052>>157586052>>157586052
>>157586055i'm not telling you shit glowie
>>157586065gotcha bitch
>>157585998imagine playing a game so bad the whole world thinks you were on drugs
