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Mets
>>157593719did we sacrifice Benge's .280 watch for McLean's sub-3 watch? ;____;
Dead offense tonight.GG Pirates
my team is dead in the water
>>157593720never, ever go a full day without food. you should always be at 1200kcal minimum no matter what. you can spread it out during the day but don't dip below it
gards
>poodre /jp/autistskekKEK
The Braves are 6-1 against the Phillies this year
>>157593737makes sense. yeah I need to be much more restrictive. calories really sneak up on youI just need a basic lifestyle: 1200 cals, walking/running, and calisthenicsthanks anon!
What happened to Aaron Fudge?
another spotless inning from brendon "GOAT" little
big Little guy here
Jays
>>157593748He's getting ready for the start of the playoff season.
>>157593737this is kinda what I do, albeit unintentionallyI usually don't eat anything until about 4 pm or laterI'll have a little snack when I get home from work, then dinner around 7 pm, maybe a little after dinner snack and then wait till the following day around 4 pm to eat again
>murakwabiOkay seriously what do you even do now at this point?
>>157593728I hope not, I want both the lads to finish reaching those milestones please
>>157593737disagreet. went from 275 to 175 in 6 months, no looss skinOMAD is a reset, not a diet. you should do it once a year for a week
>>157593747sounds dumb but make a checklist or a google doc. if you put a basic ass to-do thing together you can easily try it for a month and tweak it after. the unfortunate reality about changing your diet is that it takes a lot of effort and time but it is absolutely worth it in the long run. remember that diet is a NOUN and not a VERB
>>157593737Idk bro, my cousin lost like 70 lbs doing OMAD
these Royals hats make me think a 90s hip hop dance team
>>157593776am I your cousin?
>>157593782Are you? That'd be pretty awkward, what's your mom's name?
>>157593776how would eating one meal a day be "going a full day without food"?
>noluck errornada
>>157593762can you ask your tribal elder to beseech the spirits to watch over both guys
And the ball game is over
>>157593709kek
nice inning Kodai, love thatgg Giantsbros
>>157593785Mei
Hopefully Fried doesn't have another wasted outing.
i eat when im hungry.
>>157593785Grace
>>157593795I'll get right on it x
>>157593709more angels memes
>>157593815would
>>157593817angels aint it
>>157593812>>157593801Okay neither of you are my cousin. I do have an aunt named Grace but she is childless
>another double>another homer>anouther 2 RBI (Runs Bohm'd In) gamewhat getting your money back from your thieving relatives does to a motherfucker
>>157593826I just picked the most paco name I could muster
White Sox pls
>>157593789If you don't eat in 24 hours, then that's going a day without food.
>>157593823these work too
>Padres giving up leadoff walks alreadyit's over
>>157593835what are you, a lawyer? i'm talking days of the week bub
walker buehler
we've never needed a bazzbomb more
100 RBI
Wand Sox win
kirsten looking extra cute today :)
>>157593848
HE FUCKING DID ITBAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD
I like how Jazz Chisholm wears baggy pants. It really brings an 'urban flair' to an otherwise very jewish team.
>>157593839>>157593671
>>157593815this stuff is such performative cringe. you just know these people think they're courageous and badass, too
>>157593854bazed
[VV]Cubs [W]in!Gg marlins see ya tomorro[w]
>no youthfully exuberant Irish Metsbro post todaybros...
BULL SHIT CALL ON GRISH
congra"Go Cabas go, go Cabas goHey, Chinco, what do you suck?The Cabas are gonna win today"
[VV]Cubs [W]in!Gg marlins see ya tomorro[w]!
bazzana's home fieldhttps://maps.app.goo.gl/6cXnktqv3Z1tP9sWA
>Cleavinger going onPlease not again, I can’t take this anymore
>TIGGERS
>>157593864you'll get no argument from me, that's precisely what this was; a performance towards other parliamentarians it's unfortunately all too common here and does no favours for the average Maori person that doesn't identify with these clowns at allbaseball
What the fuck is this dudes problem?
>>157593893wasn't even for the other politiciansit was so the media could run with it and a bunch of women who look like this can act empowered on insta
>>157593871he seems a bit inconsistent when he decides to watch/post, he'll prob show up later
o for fucksakes tiggies
ITFDB
>>157593815i-i-is this AI?
>>157593901this one was more cringe imolike who the fuck is this cunt lol
I hate this faggot
>>157593901bih got sovl
>>157593901>>157593910>that self-satisfied smirk & shrug at the endwow... she really thinks she's something
NCDP
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Dodgers-KTTV-theme-80s-90s/order/asc/>if i spam gifs from the 80s maybe it will make my team look white and non plastic o algo
ECDC
>>157593815Isn't the Haka just for rugby?What does this mean?
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157593919>gifs
>>157593912so that's why they're seething about the yankees
>>157593924Pete climbing x
>>157593919have sex
what is this >o algothing and why do I see it on /mlb/ all the time
the rockies have a reliever named manfredi
FOR FUCK SAKES TRENT YOU SLOW FAT FUCK
>>157593940its chikaner /int/postingjust ignore
>>157593930
>>157593927cringe
Dads on the broad!
>>157593940it means>or somethingin spanish
Come on, its the Padres for crying out loud
This fucking faggot has to go
>>157593947ignore, o algo RIGHT?
>>157593915i prefer american performative performanceshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/qENi-Maf43s
>>157593956I'm going to fuck this mouse 5 ways to sunday
>40 year old 2hu autistkekKEK
>>157593947I thought it was what the kool kidz posted
i don't understand how the tigers lose games, they get hits, they have decent starting pitchingidgi
absolutely PRIMED for a genao walkoff
gg reds. See ya tomorrow.
Kevin Cash had to be raped as a child, there's just no way this shit keeps happening.
atta boy snell
>>157593929it's nothing bro, just parliamentary virtue signalling because that political party has no substance otherwisehaka are common here for a wide range of very meaningless and unrelated things
>ohtani isnt playing>againwhat does he do
snell is dealing
Why not just booser on in the first place?
>>157593962we need a hard reset. this is getting out of controljust like the Dodgers!
Guh...gaw...
Do the Dodgers ever play any good teams?
>>157593962
>grisham possible killYankees are going to get embarrassed in October due to lack of MLB-tier players
>>157593962doesn't calling out something like that only serve as a signal boost?
>rays collapsing>tiggies collapsingno... NOOOO!
>>157594004Good.
>>157594010
>instant double play without fagginger
>>157593930Sit on my face
PRRRRRRTTTTTTT
keyed
>>157593929>Isn't the Haka just for rugby...no? what the fuck lol
>>157594005i dunno man, the whole worlds not even real these days
>>157593985Thanks, I understand it well now
>>157593939Ass is too big
>>157593929
why did the Dodgers make this poor Japanese woman cry?
>>157594049we did it to ourselves. pretty sure all the other critters basically see the world the same way they always did. maybe they feel things have warmed up some.
>>157594059kek wtf is this real
>>157594067>LosDodgerskek
>>157594059oh kek
>>157594059kek this one always makes me laughI wish I had saved the haka greentext that gets posted in /cric/ and /rug/ from time to time lol
>>157594059they do it for basketball, too? wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJJZwhcv8NE
Fried needs to crack Tatis in the headWe cannot afford to lose Belli rn
my snakes about to shit down the fagstros' throats
>>157594074lmaooooooo
>>157594078They do it for every sport, they did it in the soccer world cup
>>157594087cringe
>>157594091soccer, also? wtf?
>>157594091thankfully not cricketno maoris play cricket so it'd be seen as appropriation
>>157594067me in the back
>>157594067what's that stupid bitch's problem?
>>157594091they do it for a lot of sports, but this is simply not trueaside from anything FIFA doesn't allow it
>tiggersFFS
>>157594087rolled
>>157594092Fuck you queer
My Tigers will not win todayIt does not matter, one might sayThe score is printed anywayIn the daily morning news.
>>157593988go to jailgo directly to jaildo not go to batdo not collect $700 billion
>>157594004Good, Jones and Judge can patrol the outfield when it matters the most. Grisham is a piece of shit.
>>157594110say that to my face irl, chud
>>157594106She traveled all the way from Nippon to see her favorite yakyu player and he's in hiding from the new Dodgers investigation
No offence to the kiwi here but this haka shit is really gay
>>157593988Lawyering up and looking for another patsy
>>157594127>judgeAnon...
That was 444 ft btw, blessed distance
MANNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>157594103this is the guy posting "singletani" and "freddie :)"
>>157594141those are bots
>>157594036sex with mococo
it couldn't be... a bazzana walkoff... after his game tying hr...no... but... maybe?
>>157594141not all heroes' wear capes
How was that not a pitch clock violation???
>>157594132I agree lol, it's always been performative nonsenseeven when my All Blacks do it (the only team that should do it) these days it's a big overchoreographed slopfest
>>157593737the real strat is GOMAD
Another Bellinger outfield assist
>>157594129do you print this off and shove it up your ass?
Enter a decade of being 4th or last in the NL West.
Gilbert is dealing
Tigers pls
>>157594168Kwabza
fucken small ball
>>157594160seems fine for Maori community events if'n no cameras about
>orioles/red soxWAHHHH HE TAGGED ME OUT TOO HARD, BENCHES CLEAR, BULLPENS RUN IN WHILE RUNNING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER THE WHOLE WAYbaseball is a fucking joke
>>157594168they were cursed the moment this happened
>kenley janshit
>>157594196they were cursed way before new ownership came in
>>157594189what's this about?
>>157594196She should let the players titfuck her to boost morale
>>157594185it's when it's foisted upon people who simply want to watch a sport, or other activity that I have an issue with itit's otherwise quite kino seeing an actual haka performance in an appropriate cultural setting though
Tigers are ass holy fuck
I'm so blessed, I'm so blessedGot this heartbeat in my chestNo, it doesn't matter about the restIf I got You, Lord, I'm so blessed
BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD BAZZGOD
>>157594168Angels were the shit DEI team with the mexican owner but now that Kroenke owns that team the Padres will take the spot as the shitty DEI owner team. They're fucked.
>believelandEnjoy your WS
>>157594226niceI wish it wasn't on fucking Apple TVI've been deprived of a lot of kino this year because of it
bazzana looks like a genghis khan rape baby
>>157594215Owned by BWC
>>157594223for me its I don't feel wellI've got this rattling in my chestMy doctor said that I should give it up because I'm clinically obsessed
>>157594227That's the plan. They're tanking the team on purpose so they cab relocate and claim that the city no longer cares about them.
ggs tigs, seeya tomorrow
The Giants traded us a billagoods
I hate Stephen Nelson
>>157594241it's Alex Call's walk-up song. I've thankfully never heard it otherwise.
hoes mad!>>157594238
I was told Ty France was the next Ben Rice.
>>157594223>u got a problem with praising his name, faggot?
>>157594244I think Arte sold after that bill passed that he has to rename the team to Anaheim Angels, Kroenke is willing to deal with it and the league would still want two LA teams so the Padres might move to LA.
>>157594272I look like this
>>157593940It's something 'cord troons have been using for a bit now
Fried is dialed, when the fuck does Warren come in to ruin it?
I would like to announce that we are relocating the Padres organization to Omaha, Nebraska!
Nice
>>157594272not really. as long as I don't have to hear about it too often.
The Padres are playing for seeding as well?
>mlbtv's radio audio is finally synched with the SNLA feedabout damn time
that funky muncy
based willy
He caught a ball!
>>157594287*tips fedora*
>>157592844aged like milk
>home ump actively sabotaging after throwing out Ollitalk about petty
>>157594326Just like the Rays pitching staff!
Umpires suck
Globe Life Field looks nice for an indoor stadium
>>157594329>home umpthe umps are from the away team in order to keep it fair
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BORING ASS TEAM HOGGING A PLAYOFF SPOT EVERY DAMN YEAR ONLY TO DO NOTHING IN OCTOBER.YOU BEAT THE FUCKING TIGERS. NO ONE CARES.DISSOLVE THE FUCKING CENTRAL DIVISIONS ALREADY.
>>157594330>not the dane
>>157594349I meant home plate ump aka crew chief
JIZZ GETS PICKED AGAIN KEK
I don't think the D-Backs are ever going to be good again in my lifetime. 2023 was their shot and they missed it.
>>157594348don't look on teh outside unless you love the warehouse vibe
>running on the prime Ivan Rodríguez
>>157594359good. fuck you.
>>157594364rude
>>157594350>gaydianskek!
>>157594215>>157594196Is she related to Coco Jones?
>>157594350You WILL watch them reach the ALCS only to bend over to the Yankees and you WILL enjoy it
mookie slap!
mookie slappy!!!!
mookie did something
>gilbert giving up 4 homers in one inningbruh
>>157594362that's how he sits when he's waiting for his banana
>>157594364That was pretty rude bro wtf
The Mariners are wasting Julio's prime
>>157594348it's absolutely bereft of soul
How is Campusano a 55 grade arm? He’s 80 grade tonight.
>>157594407he’s 25 he’s not even in his prime yet
>>157594407Future Inglewood Angel
teoooooooooooooo
>>157594362why does he always have his mouth hanging open like that
lfg teoooo
>>157594350tell me what team you support right now
teo :)
>>157594407>>157594412Julio is fucking overrated
>>157594407Not the only career they've wasted
The Houston Chadstros are on their way to the #2 seed. It’s a pretty good side of the AL bracket this year. Feelsgood
dodgerchads... are we back?
>>157594407What prime? He’s just a baby!
What happened to Mariners fans?
>>157594428And I’m fucking your mom
gn
>>157594443night lad x
>>157594433you know Teo is putting good wood on the ball when Mookie can beat throws to home 2 games in a row
buehler and fried both in ssj4 mode right now
>>157594443gn
This team is immediately better without ohtani
That’s a bad walk.
>>157594428>>157594412>>157594407>Julio >GoodLMAO
>>157594433Its the Nats bro. Relax.
>>157594464focused and patient at bats lately
>>157594433>>157594474Reminder that the Dodgers are like 6-17 vs teams with winning records since the all star break
>>157594453YEEESSSSS!!!
>>157594464Ohtani is clubhouse poison
If the Dodgers are happy then I'm happy :)
>>157594474dodgers have been ass for like 2 months regardless of who they're playjng
>>157594471>batting averageLol dumb faggotHe’s objectively goodHe’s having a down year but last season was a career high in WAR
>the skidaddle maroons
>>157594497>.306 OBP
>yuki matsui
How were the Rays allowed to pull their pitcher after only facing two batters??
fucking hell Cal that was huge
>>157594497>Ignoring his OBP going down every year tooYou're so fucking stupid. It's a downward trend overall. He's not the player Mariners fans claim he is.
>>157594507Mandate of Kevin Nash
UP THE MIDDLE FOR BEN RIZZY
>>157594507for injury
>>157594350Total Centroid Death is coming soon brother
>Rags
>>157594510He put up 6.6 WAR (career high) and an .800 OPS last year, higher than the year before. you’re fucking retarded if you think that’s bad for a CF, and you’re also retarded for thinking batting average and OBP are relevant stats. It ain’t the 90s anymore grandpa
Thank fuck
>>157594539They just jumped whatever starter situation the Rags had
>Baker probably blew out his elbowit's never been more over
>>157594471still can't believe they snubbed pena for this
>>157594535Looks good, just wonder how the schedule would look. Guess they'd just get rid of playing every interleague team.
>pitch your best arm in a meaningless blowout loss two days ago>now he has an injury when you need himI genuinely wish death on this tarbaby because that's seems to be the only way this team will ever get rid of him
big dick willie is back and letting them know
>>157594548KEKKEKKEK
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
>>157594550Julio is better tbqh
>>157594565>nipples poking outfucking wew
>>157594555>Rays collapsing right before the finish lineThe tortoise wins the race, at least football is on.
>>157594560LOL
>>157594542Okay let's look at his savant page.Looks pretty fucking average to me. Only thing he excells at is bat speed and his arm. But he's a shit defender and a mediocre bat.This is your super star? LMAO
>>157594565what a welcome sight as opposed to all the anime and sloppa
>>157594565phwoar
Good Call
good call
>>157594565Is the one on the right trans? She has a squarish body
>>157594565>midrift and pokies
>>157594593bellybutton ring and white claw
>>157594565any vids of them shitting and/or pissing?
>>157594591you're one of them queers that resents hot women for drawing the attention of "hot men"
>>157594560>>157594572haha
>>1575945651 beer, 4 beers
>>157594552>Guess they'd just get rid of playing every interleague team.I mean it's not necessary, baseball was fine for about 100 years before interleague play was even introduced.
>>157594609Are you trans? What a sensitive response.
Do the Dodgers ever actually play good teams or is it all Rockies and Nationals series?
>>157594610kek
>>157594593>>157594568>not putting wife beater images into photoshop and playing with the levels so you can see her entire areolashame you aren't wizards
>>157594617you've been seen
kike is a bum
>>157594591I'm afraid you might be gay, anon
>>157594607no, but give /mlb/ about 20 minutes and they'll be an AI webm of them making out and possibly taking off their shirts
>>157594624Dodgers have a cupcake schedule the rest of the way. The only challenge is the padres.
The Rays all star closer had his elbow explode tonight. He had a 5mph drop in velo too.
>>157594630the glove usually does something good
>Sailor Sox Magic Victory
>>157594641>padres>challengeo kek
>>157594641this would mean something if they hadn't been struggling against the likes of the rockies and cardinals
>>157594638yes please. still got another 45 minutes before I wander over to the pub for happy hour prices
>>157594574That looks better than average especially for a CF, and it’s from a down year where he’s been injured, and he’s still only 25So yeah he’s still really good and you still don’t know ball
Padres are fucked!
>natslmaooooo
Why are the yaks struggling against a team above .500?
ty nats :)
>>157594628>play with layers>go too far>find a dick
kek at that thumb sucking image
>>157594628good luck doing that with a black top
>>157594664tossing him was deserved
>>157594664umps deserve the rope
>>157594670>>157594678the duality of /mlb/
NOTHING GETS PAST MINI A-ROD
>>157594678kek seethe bitch>>157594670Based
here comes the yankee offense!
An Ivanic Blast
Padres need more ringworm cream to score on Trill Warren.
>>157594697
I really appreciate the goon with me ad on this blue board. Nothing like some shaking cheeks
berds take the lead
Is it true that baseball has the gayest straight locker rooms?
posting m**kie sl*p should be an auto permaban
>>157594701>>157594714MY GOAT
>>157594697We’re waiting for Extras, gotta preemptively get past Morejon and Miller first.
>>157594715it was acceptable in the 80s
More teams should play in slow mo for a better aesthetic
>>157594715>locker rooms>straightumm...sweetie???
>>157594715hockey is prolly fruitier because of the higher concentration of toids
>>157594720did you ever seen Elf-san wa Yaserarenai?
>>157594731Hockey has the most fujoshit fans
Padres pulling out all the deadly relievers rn
I think I'm gonna buy a ps5 and spiderman tomorrow
Padres have only lost one of the last 100 games when going into the 9th with the lead.
>>157594757>99-1
>>157594731inside sources will tell you it in fact the NBA
>>157594628>>157594669Padres girls are always willing to lend a helping hand
>>157594757surely that must translate into recent playoff success
Padres are poop bruh
padres with a 1-1 lead
>>157594731>>157594769which is the straightest? soccer?
>>157594770I want a padres gf so bad bros
>>157594770its a shame she has no rhythm and is probably a bad rootgo padres
Will Warren is dialed.
>>157594769if you've ever been a minority in a predominately black group, you'd know it's about as homophobic as it gets
>>157594752You can just buy a Spider-Man? I have a few of those brown spiders that make the big circlular webs around my house and sometimes I stick ants in them and watch them eat
Go Dodgers!Go Yankees!
>>157594802Based Yankgers making flyovers seethe
decisive berd victory
>>157594798They’re just overcompensating
Padres are unleashing the bullpen gauntlet meanwhile Yanks are letting Wild Bill go 3 shutout
>>157594815a lot of them would rather die than admit to jerking off
>you get your dodger dog?
>>157594795don't tell me you think the girl in your pic's got moves
Do the Padres know the Yankees are used to facing Chapman and his 100 mph fastballs?
>get rid of ohtani>team immediately improves
>>157594829crisp reading comprehension
>>157594830Didn't the Red Sox just sweep them?
>>157594844No, Yanks took 3/4 and clinched the season series.
>>157594818Stammen is a certified retard
https://www.ign.com/articles/spider-noir-canceled-at-prime-video-after-one-seasonNOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GREATEST METS FAN
why are the mariners so ass this year?
>>157594838still fetching, awkward or not
12 innings minimum. Yankees have arms too.The walkoff is a threat however.
>paul oldshitBack in the cryochamber oldy
>>157594852yeah, it has to do with nic cage scheduled death, unfortunately
most salt challenge by wells what a bone head man
Having I'm badly off for longest time and eat shit and strike out was really a buzz kill
Just realized that my royals have clinched losing fewer than 100 games this year. We did it! :)
>>157594832players were getting uncomfortable when he would jokingly ask them to do things like swing at the first pitch so he could hit his parlays.
Jays or Mariners, who's been the bigger disappointment?
>>157594852pour one out
>>157594876no team will loss 100 gamesno team will win 100 games
Red Sox Blue Sox Gay Sox Poo SoxWhite Sox Black Sox White Cox Black Cox
umps on one in the padres game
SAY IT DONNIE
Come on Yankees, its the fucking Padres for crying out loud.
Morejon just made the bottom of the Yankees order look like chopped liver.
Creating dedicated flyover divisions was a mistake. Expand to 32 teams and split both leagues into Eastern and Western divisions again.
>>157594852As long as *Jack Reacher* and *The Terminal List* continue, I'm good
Wallahi the Padres will beat those Yankee bombaclarts silly
>>157594890It’s 50/50 mud, relax.
>>157594881Skintight clothes like that are my fetish. Just on women. But something about how smooth it is. Unironically I remember being attracted to nfl players when I was a kid because they wore tight pants
He’s bunting.Will Warren has officially re-entered Annibal Sánchez territory
we lost aussiebro...press F to pay respects
>call confirmed
knuckle down, Snell
>>157594655The stats don't lie. He's getting worse and worse every year when the opposite should be true for a player his age.
i would get rid of al and nl and just have west and east
It's 1998 all over again. Padres get super cocky and can't hit for shit
>>157594922F
Tatis just missed it.Warren is a god send.
Seiya Suzuki will look good in an Angels jersey
>>157594899absolutely disgusting
LMAO are the Padres really about to blow their Mason Miller load tonight???
>>157594934Tone. E. Gin would be ashamed
>>157594926nonone gives a shit what you would do. no one likes you.go watch flårjenbørgenball or whatever gay sports they have over there.
>>157594945They fucked up. Now they have to put in a bum for extras.
I was told Mason Miller was the next Trevor Hoffman. I saw him get destroyed by the Rays. What happened?
>>157594954Kroenke got you revved already?
I feel so lonely in my marriage we never have sex she isn’t attracted to me at all
>>157594941So will PCA
Thankfully Orel is on this broadcast to tune out Nelson's awful commentary
Snelly Snellzilla
9 innings and only 1 fucking run.
Didnt this guy roll over for the Rays? Why’s he try harding now?
>>157593817
>>157594899Europeans get confused when you tell them the big dividers of the US are the Rockie mtns, Mississippi river, and Appalachia. Like what do you mean no one lives in the great plains or the rockies? why is the east/west divider so far east?
Jingle bell jingle bell Manny smellsTatis laid an eggKwanza lost a heelAnd Arraez got away!
>>157594997Appalachia doesn't get enough attention for how it slowed westward expansion
>after every start he talks about being more efficient>stays the same level of inefficiency6 shutty is fun though
tuck em!
TUCK EM
TUCK 'EM
tucker is still a bum
kek Padres booth reminding us to call 811 before you dig!
what does he eat
Who’s ready for David Bednar’s three pitch strikeout?
>>157594899>east/westwhy not shake it up and go north/south?
Belinger was terrible tonight
big belli
King Tucker
What the fuck was that.
>>157593817I miss Sandoval.
>thinking you can hit Bednar with RISPISHYGDDT
The only good team the Padres can beat, are the Yankees.
poodres kek
>>157595041He's the new Mariano. Glad we rescued him from Shittsburgh
Austin Wells in that spot:
>>157595053>>157593817
>>157595052Cashman failing to get a closer and a catcher.
e x t r a s
>>157594925That’s just not true, last year was his best season
>POODRES
we get an extra inning :)
>>157595067Bednar: 2.69 ERA, 30+ SVsWells: .907 OPS since the break
>>157595057I was reliably informed that the Yankees are the worst 'good' team in baseball
I think they should name the Utah expansion team "The Utah Trannies" in honor of the transcontinental railroad
>>157595078The Dodgers are a Ponzi scheme.
and just like that
Henriquez is the most fun to watch out of the pen and it's not close
Yankees lead
Padrays are paper tigers
Yankees are cheating
DAAA YAAANKEEES WIIIIINDAAAAAA YAAAAAANKEEEEEES WIIIIIIN!
Thank you Stankees for eliminating the Poodres from the postseason.
>>157595077Against shitters in the al
>millerI tried to tell you, bro we see Chapman for breakfast lunch and dinner bro it just comes naturally to hit Velo. They should’ve just put in a random bum. I promise you you would’ve got three outs. The runner would’ve stayed at second.
And to think cashman would've sent Spencer jones back to minors if Stanton or volpe was healthy.
PRRRRRRT
>>157595098Fuck off, you guys ain’t doing shit this year.
wtf yanks replay booth
>>157595109If Grisham didnt pull his hamstring in this game.
>>157595080UTAH PADRES!
>>157595123OMAHA YANKEES!
Why does Jizzum swing like a retard?
A 55 GRADE ARM HAS THREE CAUGHT STEALINGSCAMPUSANO IS ROIDING
Padres could still win, in theory...
How does a 55 grade arm catch 2 of the best base runners in MLB. Anyways we only need 1. Best bullpen in baseball coming up.
Da Bears
Where is nu...tho?
1.62 ERA
Dash hound.Hahaha.Dash hound.
CHEEKS CLENCHED
oh fugg
Stinkees kek.
>dodgers locked inGOOD LUCK EVERYONE ELSE
>>157595161*pries your cheeks open and slides a girthy cock in your ass*
>>157595156Bum status?
nu>>157595172>>157595172>>157595172
AHAHAHAHAAA DA YANKEES LOOOOSE
>>157595169Again its the Nationals. Beat a good team.
>Yankeeminican stayed up past his bed time to watch a walk off lossflipping burgers is gonna be rough tomorrow
>>157595182People liking their teams shouldn't make you upset, woman kek
