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Fucking Stanks!
doyers
Wasted a great outing by Fried again
dodgers
Is this nu...tho?
GG yanks
>stinkee fans thought they won
>>157595189He didn't look that great tonight.
>>157595190comfy. nice kot :)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yankees were useless—better luck tomorrow
Padres.
>>157595192Fuck off. You jobbed against the Rays, you always job against the Dodgers, you job against the Red Sox, but for some reason you gave a fuck and tried to win tonight.
>>157595191yes
Dash hound.Hahaha.Dash hound.
doyers legend Jorbit Vivas
Wampy Chad's, we're eating good tonight. GG stanks, needed that.
>>157595217dah-schooned
STFU 1998
>>157595216>yesThank you.
>>157595211Bro one of the outfielders gave the Rays a free HR lmao I’ll never forget it. That’s why 1998 happened.
>dodgers locked inGOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY ELSE
Doug eddings intentionally missed this call because he was mad at the cardinals dugout and they were out of challenges
>>157595235FUCK MY ASS AGAIN HAHA
>tanner scottabout to be a 2 run gamewe need hawk.3112090 now more than ever
Stankees can't even beat a team that isn't even worthy of a wildcard spot? KWAB
>>157595247KEK faggot new yorker
hawk.3112090 stand down, I repeat, stand down
Padres moved into the bottom NL wild card spot now
Bobby Miller is on the taxi squad. there's a chance he might help the bp out.
CJ abrams broke a lot of womanly male hearts ITT just now by not getting that 3-run homerun KEK
Chimpout in Mexican league playoffs right now
>>157595286webM that shizz, brah
>>157595286Latinx chimpies are the best, I look forward to the webm
>>157595199
>>157595286AY AY AY CHIHUAHUA
>>157595172Even his homerun swing is lazy
5 runs on 5 hits
bean ball stream https://www.youtube.com/live/yQRg3KcM1zM?is=iCOEDR_tHc1CpWFd
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BORING ASS TEAM HOGGING A PLAYOFF SPOT EVERY DAMN YEAR ONLY TO DO NOTHING IN OCTOBER.
>>157595329i don't mind. it's the yankees-DODGERFAN
with the grisham leg injury, the yankees continue their trend of 1 injury every 4.2 games.no other team even comes close to this rate. and with roughly 17 games left, theyre guaranteed 4 more major injuries my guesses:1) jazz (ankle)2) bednar (groin)3) rice (foot)4) goldschmidt (lumbago)
>>15759532927 rings + just making it entertaining for the Dadres.
>>157595329we thought we lost you
>>157595339when you started posting this pasta a month ago i thought you were just a huge complainer but holy fuck man they really are dropping like flies. ship of theseus ahh team.
I think I deleted my sausage girl webm, but imagine that instead.The dodgers got this one!
Halvorsen not ready for prime time
>>157595339cum shitter is gonna mess up his elbow
>>157595348Nobody worth a damn keeps getting injured and that’s all that matters
The Dodgers haven’t won a Cy Young in over a decade
>>157595349your absence in the time of greatest need was felt
>>157595349imagine how good it would feel to throw an empty beer bottle at her head
>>1575953623 'ships better
Here come the Boston Bombers
>>157595370All Mickey Mouse rings and the next one is a merc chip!
>>157595339i checked on copilot and the average injury rate is one per roughly 14 games for most teams, so only about 8 or so major injures happen per season per team…so how are the yankees getting hurt THAT OFTEN??? hell the video of grisham getting hurt is him lightly jogging in on a bloop single to shallow left center.
>>157595380salty also ran tears are the cherry on top!
>>157595329At least you have another season of a New York Jets rebuild.
>doyers bullpen doggiedoo ’em!
The New York>mets>nets>jets
>>157595386You dropped this division pennant king.
>>157595394and the cumshets
uh... dodgerchads?
The ghost of Edwin Diaz is lurking and haunting this game as he waits for his Mickey Mouse mercenary ring
>>157595382If the yanks are lazy about fundamental, bet that they're also lazy about pregame and post game stretches and warm ups/cool downs. Athletic injuries usually boil down to improper care.
thank you poodresNO JUDGY NO WORLD SERIES.AWWW POOR YANKEENIGERS
Doyers won that gamegg nats cya tomorrow
gg natssee you tomorrow
>>157595404heh.. had it all along
doyers won
>>157595400keep fighting the good fight, serf
good game, nationals
>>157595416
Oh nice MLB the Show 26 is "free" on ps+ this month. Good thing I didn't buy that before.
what did he do this season?
It’s ok Dodgers, you can write Devin Williams a half billion dollar contract to close games for you next season.
>>157595451What did he do this season?
>>157595451He made the all-star game and still mogs your franchise player despite missing more time than him
>>157595416Juice?
>>157595450Yeah, I got it for free on PS+ too
>>157595492>not having a god squad because u got the game late
>>157595480anthony has looked good since coming back but he badly needs an aura coachshould take lessons from chapman
>>157595505He’s pent up and a little excited to be back. Hopefully he can stay healthy (he won’t).
>>157595503>oops! all shitters
>>157595503Let's just change this part for now
>>157595562Old photo. I have this with Stan Musial in LF.
>>157595568you will never be jap
>>157595503It's okay, I mostly play RTTS and then do programs and stuff to collect my team's cards. I like to do mini seasons vs the CPU a lot. I never play multiplayer really.
>>157595400shouldn't that be mario?
I wonder what they did after the game tonight
FIRE STAMMEN!
>>157595643DD is fun till it isn’t. The other modes are definitely interesting.
>>157595653why didn't you post the webm?
>>157595653dilated
>>157595503looks like a bunch of fags to me
>>1575956969 MVPs
nighttimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cN4paIv5eM
insurance fraud
>>157596050Don't tell Geico I lied about my vehicle zip code for a better rate
>>157595286starts here https://www.youtube.com/live/Q4wwY471haY?t=12435
Went to a minor league game tonight and had an insane amount of fun. I honestly might start doing that instead of MLB, since it's half the cost for an equal amount of entertainment.
>>157596179Did you fuck any hot girls in the bathroom?
>>157596244No, but they had something called a "beer batter." If the pitcher strikes out the batter (they call him by his name over the PA system), then they give out free beer for 15 minutes. Guy must have taken it personally because he hit a home run kek.
>>157596179was there any prospects?
who is worse danefag or kiwi
>>157596707vpn jap
>>157596707rude
>>157596707yankeespammer is the worst, there's some mornings where he goes full schizo and he's like 80% of the posts
why are they so shit?
if i'm making you seethe when we was losing 90 games every year imagine when we start winning championships
>>157595244
>if i'm making you seethe when we was losing 90 games every year imagine when we start winning championships
>>157596953
>>157597014why don't umps ever reverse an ejection?it would make them look like less of a fool
>>157597021THE UMP'S WORD IS FINAL!
>>1575970211. There's probably more context to this clip. Ump & player might have history or the player could have been chirping all game2. Finality. If you reverse once, it opens a can of worms that it could happen again or could go back and forth via argument. It's like an all decisions are final type deal.
Chadres won that game btw>it was "poodres don't stand a chance">it was "padres falling back to 4th in the west">it was "campy is shit">it was "padres can't hit dingers">it was "kwanzaa cursed the team"
>>157597057i've watched the jomboy breakdown of it in the past. ump was out of line and presumed realmuto was trying to show him updisagree with the second point. challenges already exist
>>157597057you don't want the players to start lobbying Trump to step in on their behalf?
>>15759701495 percent sure this was a spring training game
>>157597067>challenges already existgetting challenges, replay, and ABS was a huge game changing step for the MLB and was only done because having 30 extremely high fps slo-mo cams is kind of a new thing and it presented the fact that a game changing on a wrong call is kind of silly.I'm off topic from the webm, I have no clue the context for it. I just ripped it from twitter because I thought it was funny.
>>157597080I'm 96% sure it was in the last month and a half of the season
>>157597096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab8_xERdUa4
>>157597127I'm on the ump's side.N O R E F U N D S
>>157597127lol spring training and it was his first ejection?crazy
If Ohtani were to return to the Angels (as if that would ever happen), I wonder if a "dane fag" would quit being an Angels fan or just go right back to sucking Ohtani's dick?
no one wants that disaster contract
I'm asking you what you'll do if that actually happens, dane fag
i would say "why didn't they just sign Josh Bell?"
kek That’s not an answer.Don't dodge the question—answer me, you dane fag.Are you going to quit being an Angels fan, or are you going to go back to sucking your beloved Ohtani's cock? Which is it?
i would say "why didn't they just sign that jew Joc Pederson?"
You ran away until the very endI winThis is the end
i would say "why didn't they just sign Rhys Hoskins?"
>>157597618re-signing ohtani would be the worst day for the club since you let jay odell go
>>157597743who’s this angel
>>157597758its not happening anyway
"dane fag" is someone with borderline intelligence who can't even answer a simple, purely hypothetical question kek
i would say "why didn't they just sign Ryan Mountcastle?"
dodgers gonna win it all again
>>157598239Of course, long live Dodgers
>>157596707yankeeschizo is the worst /mlb/ poster ever by far
Tough loss for seattle
>>157595568>>157595503what is this? i accidentally re-invented it as a browser game
>>157596179minor league games are great until it's time to leave. the infrastructure for getting people out just does not exist
TE AMO, ROCCHIOOO
>>157598874you're in for two good viewings mategreat day for the gards
a slam for the slampigs
except for delauter being pulled with a sprained wrist
>>157598898chase has been injured most of his life. this year was kindof the exception
>>157598920oh also martinez got injured, but don't think its that serious
>>157598924interesting considered that delauter, martinez and ramirez all got injured when we faced skubal last time...something in detroid has a monkey paw
>>157597064
that's right, bitch. fuck off
Can the Cleveland Fraudians fuck off now? They did this shtick last year where they came back from 15 games down to win the Central and then got bounced first round
my berds won?!
>>157599037how can a bottom 3 payroll be a fraud?
>>157599037you're still in the hunt for a wildcard spot mate, no need to seethe (yet)
*wins*
>>15759907180% of the AL East being in the playoffs would not be good for baseball
Brayan "I'll do it myself" Rocchio
why are they calling sweepers sliders again?
Wonder how common 1st-pitch walkoff homers are
>>157599062if youre not one of the 2 best teams in the league you dont deserve to make the playoffs.
>>157599101when did her thighs get so thicc
>>157599287it's that ballpark food
>>157599059Doug Eddings has reviewed the game, and this is infact not true
Doug Eddings told a black pitcher to fix his hat then gave him a time violation when his manager ran out of the dugout to defend him.
>>157599842so true
>>157599101It's gonna be 100%
Move em to Perth and call em the Dodgeree Doos
>>157595228Langston had him struck out.
>>157599764>>157599842>>157599993Umpires need to be rounded up in concentration camps and systematically executed
>>157600294Baseball is black
Are the rumors true that Pablo has a piece coming out about Ohtani? Is that why Ohtani is benched?
>>157600173I love fake tits so much bros
king tuck bros we're so friggin back!
>>157600387yes I'm afraid it's over for that criminal
>>157600294agreed
>>157600473still a bum
>>157600294that's it pal, you're fucking gone
>>157600294based
Ohtani should be allowed to do whatever he wants. The man doesn't even speak English! He's like a special needs child. The simple truth is that he cannot be held morally or legally accountable for whatever actions he may or may not have taken.
kek, more like McGonigger
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
the only meaningful good the cleveland Fraudians can do is to pass the red sox but they ain't got the guts
yeah...you're not coming into my dugout you jezebel, we have a game to win
>>157600972why would any team face the yankees when they face the astros...
>>157600975barf
>>157600998you'll be facing the back nine
>>157601012gay and probably a yankees "fan" as well
>>157600329Those features are German af
>>157601012homo
>>157601122>homomany such cases
my goodness
>>157601161this reminds me that I need to get laid
Does anyone in /mlb/ watch Yani Neko?
Why am I not having sex right now?
>>157601321what a mommy.she could have Ohtani hitting .150
>>157601359Ohtani is homo
reminder the Skidaddle Maroons have dropped two straight at home to *checks notes* the Oakland Athletics
>>157601421I know, that's just how hot she is
I can make my ass brap *brap brap brap brap brap*
The Yankees were the first post season contender the Padres defeated this season. They've been winless against the Dodgers, Brewers, Cubs, Braves, Rays, White Sox, Astros, Red Sox, and Blue Jays this season.
I remember some fag saying how easy the Mariners schedule was, but now they need to go 17-3 kek
>>157601485mamma mia
Rays make it entertaining
>>157601473
>>157601505>mariners schedule is easyHe forgot that the mariners are walking dogshit
Parker Messick Cy YoungChase DeLauter ROTYBrayan Rocchio World Series MVP
Not a good morning. Offense is dead. Baz has been pitching great this year and is 5-15. People are clowning on Blaze for trying to get some sort of spark and I get it, but he's the only guy on this team who looks like he gives a shit so I'll let it pass. Just fucking end this season
>>157601485is this AI?they took games off the dodgers, swept the brewers, swept the braves in 1 series, and won the series against the jayspoodres are still dogshit and they have the biggest fairweather fans in the league
>>157601620Would AI call you a faggot? Cause you're a faggot
>>157601638cope and seethe
>>157600975sexo
It's amusing that the Poodres got lucky and didn't have to face aces like Miz, Cease or Cam.
>>157601740Whose Cam?
>>157601569based
>>157601753Get-a-load-of-this-guy
remember when baseball lifers (est. 2020) used to say that Ohtani is the greatest player the game has ever seen lol
>>157596707kiwi anon is a bro. he always contributes positively"dane" is a bitter weirdo. deeply unhappy personyankeeschizo is a loserdiscord xisters are the worst constant presence
>>1576018512025 NLCS Game 4. Name a better individual performance, you can't.
>>157601890game 7 2014 World Series Madison Bumgarner
what's he looking at...
>>157601890you really are a 2020 "lifer">>157601903don't bother. say "Mr. October" and that anon will think you mean Drake
we gotta stop this shit
Why does schwsber make people so angry?
>>157602058He's WMLF so it triggers Chicanos, just like GTA 6
>>157602058who doesn't like shawarma?
Jake is a beast wtf
Edwin Encarnacion kek
oh shit, rare Vogt ejection
>>157600975i'd cum all over her dugout if you catch my meaning
Misiorowski should still win the Cy but it would be hilarious if Sale stole it. he has a decent case too. he's performing at an elite level at his age and seems to be getting stronger as the season goes along. Misiorowski's velocity seems to be dipping a bit. he hasn't been hitting those 100+mph clusters
>>157602223>whipping out 101.5 to strike out austin fucking riley
>>157602223what about Sanchez?
>>157602260Sanchez is an absolute BITCH who is outside the strikezone constantly. Gavin fucked him. At least that other guy throws strikes
>>157602279what about him?
>7pm game on a Saturdaywhat is this flyover bullshit
>>157602223picrel is easier to see>>157602260yeah he's great for sure and actually leads in bWAR, but his ERA is far above the other 2. I think ERA + K are probably sexier for voters than WAR & W
>>157602291>>157602260am retard
>>157602311>doesn't count walkoff grande salamisthat's one thing i love about baseball, you can create any stat and it'll mean absolutely nothing
>>157602279you should be respectful. most people in your country don't even know what baseball is. you're a tourist and haven't earned the right to insult anyone
>>157602345Christopher Sanchez is a bitch.https://www.mlb.com/news/guardians-win-7th-straight-behind-gavin-williams-kyle-manzardo
>>157601578Dylan Cease Cy YoungKevin McGonigle ROTYTommy Edman WS MVPShohei Ohtani NLCS MVP
>>157601851once he's healthy again he'll start putting up video game numbers
>>157602412and you're an irrelevant tourist. your opinion holds no weight
read 'em and weepoutstarted, outclosed, fucked
>>157602434He's never gonna stay healthy for long trying to do both at a high level. It's too demanding for a 33 year old especially at this level.
INTRUDER ALERT
>NL MVPPete Henry Crow-Armstrong (CHC)>NL CYJacob Walter Misiorowski (MIL) (barring a collapse)>NL ROYDown to the wire between Sal Maxwell Stewart (CIN), Nolan James McLean (NYM), and Carson Grant Benge (NYM)>NL PGPete Henry Crow-Armstrong (CHC)>NL HAPete Henry-Crow Armstrong (CHC)>AL MVPRobert Andrew Witt, Jr. (KCR)>AL CYCameron John Schlittler (NYY)>AL ROYTwo-horse race: Parker Chase Messick (CLE) and Kevin Patrick McGonigle (DET)>AL PGRobert Andrew Witt, Jr. (KCR)>AL HAYordan Ruben Alvarez (HOU)>THE FACE OF BASEBALLPete Henry Crow-Armstrong (CHC)Runner-Up: Robert Andrew Witt, Jr. (KCR)
>>157602567where in kansas city do you live?
>>157602567funny way of spelling Christopher Allen Sale
>>157602567Hitler mentioned
>>157602567I sense racism
>>157602567Pete can't be the face of baseball, not even Cubsgirls post about him here
>>157602580I live in the great state of New York.>>157602582He's got a shot.
>>157602567>NOWHERE TO BE SEEN大谷 翔平
>Tigers have 30 blown saves
>>157602601it's definitely a close run thing, for me it's Sale but i'm a homer
>>157602649You ought to be extremely proud. He's a bulldog. I hope he has a few more great years with you guys despite us being divisional rivals.I hope he's also helping your younger guys get better.It's all for the greater good of baseball.
>>157602567>Henry-Crow
>>157602598They've boycotted him due to his display of misogyny.
>>157602685listening to local radio and interviews and such, he's absolutely a coach for the youngunsi hope he has a few more years left, even if his arm falls apart (don't think it will since he's grabbing 100mph at 37) he'd still be invaluable helping out the kids on the staff
>>157602567>HAHalf ass?
goatanibros...
>>157602567>THE FACE OF BASEBALL>Pete Henry Crow-Armstrong (CHC)>the face of baseball is some soulless ginger media-whoring faggotgames dead I guess
>>157602843>face of the game>a fucking scuba kekyeah, game's definitely ded
>nuWARkek.. KEK
>>157602791He's so crafty that I could see him still being in the rotation without the heat. He's capable of gutting through 6, 7 innings even without his best stuff so we know he's capable of adjusting. You think he goes in with a cap? He's had elite success with a few teams.
PCA is too much of a hothead and too white to win MVP
How did Ohtani & Soto both steal 40+ bases and then never come anywhere close to that number again?
PCA won.Jazz won.
>>157602905Didn't Jazz just fumble a mid 9 figure contract by stinking it up in his walk year
>>157602888he got his first CY here and could win another this year, if there's a WS run this year i think that'd seal the deal
>>157602905jazz kind of just broke even, maybe lost a few hands
>>157602933No, not at all. I understand the narrative but he leads the AL in stolen bases while playing great defense.
>>157602843it really upsets me that this faggot has been doing well lately he's so much more fun to watch when he sucks :(
>>157602933He went 20/40 after going 30/30, for reference Luis Robert Jr peaked at 20/20 and got MILLIONS from the Mets. It’s a player’s market and that’s a good thing.
that's a bazzbomb
>>157602975i remember him making that catch tho
>>157602963>>157602988Fair point. It's a weak FA class as well. If Bo doesn't opt out, then Chisholm and Sato are probably the best hitters available. Only one of them is MLB-proven.Also, Robert Jr.'s contract would've been paid either way since the Sox had signed him to a longer deal. Mets ended up paying around 75% before the O's picked up the tab through waivers. We will see what sort of deal Robert gets this offseason as a better reflection of how teams value his production.
>>157603030Well, obviously you have Tarik Skubal so that kind of increases the free agent class’s standing, but I don’t foresee Bo Bichette opting out of his contract I think the team is too talented for him to take his skill elsewhere. That would also require the Blue Jays to commit themselves to his contract, which is going be tough because they’ve kind of put themselves in a position where they’re spending the most in the American league and I believe next year they’ll be opening the season by having the highest payroll in the division, depending on what the Yankees do with their projected surplus.
i miss orsillo
>mariners still truly do not understand the failure of last year
>>157603119Yeah, Skubal is elite, of course. I wonder how his history of injuries/procedures and worse surface numbers this year will affect the number of years the most interested teams are willing to give him. As a Mets fan, as much as I'd love to have him, I think it would be a huge risk for us to give him a mega-contract while we've already got Soto for another 13 years and Lindor for another 5. Hopefully in lieu of one mega contract, we pick up a couple of guys like King and Rasmussen on short-term deals. They aren't assured frontline starters, but they provide great depth and are reliable. I'd also love for us to bring Holmes back, but he might earn a longer deal with another team given his terrific performance with a contender.
>>157603201guess they're doin a rebuild
>>157603214I think at worst Skubal might be declining into a number three starter, which is actually very good considering the skill of pitching this season. There’s really no way to know. He’s probably going to thrive in a place where the pitching and analytics department is modern and advanced. Think of the Detroit Tigers, New York Yankees, or Milwaukee Brewers. I would be very alarmed to see him go to a place like Chicago (N.L.) where the pitching department is very far behind and development is poor.
>>157603119>I think the team is too talented for him to take his skill elsewherewtfthird party praise for the Mets?on MY /mlb/??
An australian and a venezuelan just saved the Guardians' season
can we post more brents?
>>157603253I mean, it’s obvious, nothing is clicking in the first season, but once you give them a few seasons for them to actually rebuild, regroup, and shuffle coaches, they’re going to takeoff. They’re assembling the avengers. Imagine if Team USA or Team DR got to play for 162 games instead of 10.
dem young boys comin
O's collapsingGuards walkoffmaxxing
>>157603252Agreed, he's a bit of a wildcard. His underlying numbers are mixed. K/BB rates are in-line with his career-best years, but there is a noticeable decline in top-end velocity. That drop has not corresponded to an increase in hard contact, but he is getting less run value across his arsenal.If I'm in the FO, I'm probably not projecting that he's going to continue being a true ace over the next 5 years.I think you're on the money about him going to a team with a great lab. I think the Yankees are likely to be a great fit, but the Angels are also an immediate contender with the ownership change. Milwaukee won't be able to afford him and I'm not sure if Detroit will have a change of heart.What do you think of the Dodgers pitching infrastructure, if you have any information? They have a great rotation, but I wonder if that's primarily (and merely) due to buying out great pitchers in their primes.
>>157603335are you from cleveland?
Travis, no! She wants your lifeforce!
>>157603382it's just the "Dane" on his other VPN. he rotates between a few flags. same exact typing styles and all of them pick "quirky" teamsvery odd behavior. probably not medicated
>>157603409t. dane
>>157603409I can't afford a VPN
>>157603280who do you think is their best young player in the show rn?>Ewing>Benge>McLean>Scott>Thornton>Mauricio>Morabito>Alvarez>Baty>Vientos
>>157603430
Both Bazzana and Rocchio tied the game with a homerunBoth Bazzana and Rocchio later walked offRocchio scored both walkoff runs
>>157602567Pete Alonso second for AL MVP
rewatched Moneyball and I forgot they basically cap off the film with fucking Jeremy Brown lol. nigga spent like a month in the big leagues and then went to work in the coal mines. was Sorkin trying to say Billy Beane was a retard in the end?
>>157603382he's a Venezuelan who illegally migrated to Portugal
>>157603577>illegallybetter sue that airline
>It’s the first time in the expansion era (since 1961), according to the Elias Sports Bureau, that a team had a player record a game-winning RBI and a game-tying hit in the same game in both ends of a doubleheader.
>>157603450I think Nolan McLean will be the best player among them. He has excellent spin rates and command, which is what you want from a good starting pitcher. It will be interesting to see how he grows in the Mets organization, which has also developed amazing front end starters like deGrom and Syndergaard.I also like what I've seen from Carson Benge. I think he could improve a lot by learning from Juan Soto, who is a great player and a good mentor. Paul Goldschmidt had a similar role with the New York (A.L.) team, and we've seen Ben Rice improve his game in a big way, which hasn't happened often with Yankees players chosen in the draft since Aaron Judge and Don Mattingly.
this was never an issue with fernando rodney. wtf is this ump's problem?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BlTJD3ortYo
>>157603625based umpiring defending the game
>>157603625maybe that bn should have fixed his hat
>>157603502If you read the book, it’s mostly about that draft class which really didn’t work out well for the As. They got swisher and a bunch of bums. The thought process change is what was important though. Essentially you don’t know ball, gramps.
>>157603622>Nolan McLean>excellent command
>>157603860I was told he is dealing, please understand.
this headline from mlb.com is a disgusting act. The Blue Jays are ONE GAME out of a wild card spot and they're talking about the offseason. Despicable behaviour.
>>157604163Blowgay tax
>>157604172as if the exchange rate wasn't bad enough!
>>157604163Nobody wants to see Toronto luck their way into another playoff series
>>157604163
The Yankees pitching staff has really taken off over the past few years
>>157604274they're the best chance to slay the dodgers dragon
>>157604339if their starters and bullpen are supposed to be the "best" and give up the fewest runs, how come the rays are better
Prep the bull pen
>>157604348Toronto’s team has the durability of Giancarlo Stanton’s muscular dystrophy.
>>157604339Guards in the good quadrant!
>>157604348*AHEM*
>>157604367i would assume it's just a lot of low scoring losses where in the rare event the starter implodes or the bullpen implodes, the offense is too anemic to make up for a 2 or 3 run deficit.i don't watch the jankees though so maybe a homosexual israeli baseball fan who does can fill us in.
>>157604367If the bats even average out, they'll be far superior to the Rays, regardless of their record. Their offensive statistics have risen from last place to 18th, and they've had a couple of impressive offensive performances in the past few weeks. With Judge returning, they're perfectly positioned to claim the AL crown.
>>157604339Dodgers blowpen started so strong then reverted to the meme in the second half
>artichoke dip>bacon macaroni and cheese>guacwhat am i missing for the game bros
>>157604510avocado egg toast
>>157604510what you got for beverages?
>>157604510Michelob ultra
>>157604339honestly dont understand how the red sox lost two out of three to that As pitching staff
>>157604555the bacon macaroni and cheese is considered a beverage in america
>>157604542had that for breakie>>157604555coke zero, water, pacifico>>157604572had that last week anon we gotta go mexican this weekend for labor day
>>157604339>doyers trillion dollar arms mogged by a gay pitcher from the Braves, 40 year old man who refuses to cover first, and a 4chan Incel who throws 100 mph.
>>157604510
Oh and a mental midget from the giants kek
>>157604613The jew boy is actually kinda sexy
>>157604587I like how the background of that picture gets used to represent the average American town but if you turn the camera 180 degrees, it's a nice picturesque view of Appalachia
>>157604738we were lied to...
>>157604738>>157604757this is pretty accurate to lots of non-metro american towns though. big strips of corporate slop and gas stations that are also surrounded by very nice natural hills and trees that often go ignored/unappreciated by the average person
>>157604738Imagine the cheesy fungal smell emitting from him
nu tho
Average flight to Logan airport (BOS)
At least I’m not a shitty bandwagon. My team only has one ring in a quarter century.
>>157604966Same. My team hasn't won a championship since the Carter Administration
I goon to JAV before every game my team plays because they've won more than they've lost since I started doing it
>>157605233A true hero
The Ohtani yakuza reveal is going to be intense. You should see his full body tattoo
>>157605374He has a snake tattooed on his big yellow ass
Snake-u Ohtani-san
A diner is a funny place because the people inside are named after it
The Blue Jays have already lost Jameson Taillon to elbow inflammation. The 2026 Blue Jays are known for their lack of resilience.
>>157604966I support a nice mid tier club. Not bandwagony but also not a complete failure like Xheattle. Two rings in my lifetime (I'm coming up on 40).
>>157605374Man when they induct Ohtani into the baseball Hall of Fame and he shows up like something out of the Yakuza games where the old bosses all have those lightly tinted glasses will be kino. Especially when the entire entourage is lined up between the entrance and the ceremony area and they all have to bow as he walks by while screaming Aniki.
>>157605508You mean when they indict him into the LA county courthouse for his many crimes
>>157605508One of the post-career Ohtani situations I'm looking forward to is when he skirts the California state taxes. I know they're trying to push forward some laws to make his future gains taxable but that's BS. He could never pay them and they wouldn't arrest him. Also the fed hates CA so they probably wouldn't try to strong arm the nips on their behalf.
>>157605551>implying any of the charges will stick>implying they won't find Pablo Torres dead under mysterious circumstances with all evidence erased
>>157605500KWAB
>>157605620For his deferment money? I do wonder how that will work. Since sports taxes work to where you pay taxes on where you 'earned" the money so if you play a game in Toronto you pay Canadian taxes on your game check and etc. Since it is deferred money and not a game check I assume it would be based on where he lives and not where the Dodgers are located.
2017: Astros*2018: Red Sox*2019: Nationals2020: Dodgers*2021: Braves2022: Astros2023: Rangers2024: Dodgers*2025: Dodgers*
>>157605665>Since it is deferred money and not a game check I assume it would be based on where he lives and not where the Dodgers are located.The state of CA is trying to argue that the money is still earned in CA and deferring it doesn't change that. They're kind of right but I fucking hate my state and they've wasted so much money on other stupid shit I hope they lose.
Mariners found raped and dead in a ditch where they belong
I'm drankin beer
just ordered the 30 pc grilled nuggets from Chick-Fil-A to feast on while my team plays ball. it's only 950 calories. and I'm gonna only use hot sauce
>>157605767Nice. Love some CFA. And only 950 cals? That's less than half of your daily CICO maintenance.
>>157605757What games are on? Gonna crack a Michy
college football is back and mogging us again...
>>157605767That’s a small amount of food for a 400 lb animal like myself, wouldn’t you agree?
football got em seething again?
>>157605864even worse, it's college so california and the west coast have no good teams...
>>157605813I'm working on getting my daily cals down to <1500. I have set a goal to lose 50 lbs in a year. 1 lb a week is healthy and doable as long as I exercise as well>>157605850whoaaa big fella
>>157605463*grabs you*
>>157605908Great to hear. I've personally been lowering my LDL cholesterol through diet and exercise.
>>157605481Taillon was a sleeper cell double agent
>ohtani mysteriously vanishes for 2 games>/mlb/ silentand yet when the brown man does it its a total circus. y'all couldnt hate on ketel marte enough. smdh
>>157605931good for you. that will go a long way toward reducing plaque buildup and fat deposits
ITFCB
>>157605931i take once daily jardiance at each day's start
>>157605950he's getting mental days off to grapple with the fact that his career has been fraudulent
>>157605968let me guess, his insurance-paid sports (((psychologist))) is that same little twink that he pretends translates for him. everyone knows all they do is fuck
ohtani is recuperating with an experimental acupuncture technique. one of his family's ancient chinese secrets.
>>157605989look it's really hard thinking about preparing to train for live pitching rounds okay? unless you've been there don't even judge it. it doesn't even compare to playing defense every single day to help your team win ballgames. and do you even understand how tough it is to be a DH and coordinate a league-wide conspiracy to help you swipe 50 bags despite being slower than pablo sandoval? it takes enormous brainpower. almost as much as it does to maintain whiffing on only 30% of pitchesso just lay off alright? learn the game before you speak
pfma...!
>suck my fuckin dick bitch
vitello is so bad
>>157605843Nice man, I’m just gonna binge baseball and Twitter.
>>157606075come to philly
>cubs pitching
Get OFF THE BASEPATHS you CUB MOTHERFUCKER
That’s how you make a catch.
Ishibia pls make this happen.the Rate is such a boring stadium
The Cubs have a type.
>>157606367Yeah homos that’s why they love boystown
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcMW69CR72Y/@winky
we are SO back
EWING IS MY NIGGA
red sux lost that trade
Conforto bawmb
Never want to a game before. Can anyone tell me where I want to sit if I want to watch the game but not be "in the action"?
>The Yankees are tied for 2nd in Team HRs
What's with the influx of spamming autists in 2025?https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/cuDDies/ext/gif/order/asc/
>>157606418of course they lost the trade. look at how many of the players they got for raffy are still on the team.
>>157606495Anything on the visitors side Anything in the outfieldAnything standing Anything tall and high
>>157606514yet they're not even winning their division
>>15760656227 vs 0
>>157606562It won’t matter when the new CBA reformats seeding to give the Yankees an advantage.
is it just me or does Devers get too much respect? I don't see how he's a "great hitter" but it's how he's treated
>>157606562Guess what gives you championships in October
>>157606600he gets respect in boston because he helped the team to a world series.aside from that i don't see why anyone else should like him
>>157606637Wasn't he a relatively minor part of that '18 team though?
>>157606600It seems like the media just likes to decide that certain players are "stars" and then just keeps treating them as such. Julio Rodriguez is another example.
>>157606600he is a sox legend and the sox are a respected east coast team, plus many people view what happened to him as an example of shitty sox ownership rather than his own diva behavior and thus empathize with him while using it as an excuse to shit on Breslow
>>157606579* (none since 2009)
The rays lose another arm! Tortoise wins the race!
>>157606661in the grand scheme of things, probably. that 2018 red sox team was just winning no matter what that year. gotta be like a top 5 team of all time.
>>157606685just because the mariners are shit doesn't discount the fact that julio has been a generally top level player all around in his young career
Happ Slapp'em
>>157606687sox fans were mad at breslow for like five minutes until the sox started to win out of nowhere, almost exactly like they did this year to a lesser extent.
>Be Rangers>Use opener against Rays>Use 2nd opener>2nd opener strands the bases loaded>Use shitty starter in the 3rd>He gives up a tying homer>Gives up another homer in the 4th>Comes back into the 5th>Gives up 4 doubles in one inning>Down 6-1>7th inning, team starts to rally>Suddenly, a grand slam makes it a 1-run game>9th inning>Use your trusty closer who rarely gets any action?>No, let's use a meh reliever for the 9th>Rays get insurance run>7-5 in the B9>Rays closer walks 1st two men, leaves due to illness>Get a shitty batter off the bench>He fucking bunts>A run scores via a sac fly, but you fall short 7-6 because you sucked at handling the 9th
>>157606688The Yankees are a small family owned company that started off the back of a shipbuilder
>>157606749deGrom on the bump today. Rags can still walk away with 3/4.
>>157605620Yea California is going to do whatever it can to get its grubby hands on that money. Just off the top of my head CAs state rate is about 13% at the top so we are literally talking about $75M-$85M in taxes here.
>>157606782feels like he pitched only 3 days ago
Give them marlins a chance
>>157606843they're gonna wind getting 162 of them
Okek
>>157606782Also, Rays struggle in Arlington. Last night, Tampa ended a 10 game losing streak at Globe Life Field that started back in 2022.
do you guys ever wonder if there's more to life than baseball?
>>157606929yes
holy shit Willie Mays has 24 All-Star selections. that's absurd
>>157606929>mestfag contemplating life after watching the boy genius destroy the mest
what hitter gets no respect?
>>157606973I love my Mets>>157606953like what, anon?
>>1576069541 shy of the all time record from Hank Aaron and is also tied with Stan Musial.
Ever wonder if there's more to baseball than life?
>>157606860Yea because everything goes their way. Stupid fucking lucky ass team. Can’t wait for them to get exposed in the first round.
>>157606988Rodney Dangerfield
>>157607004baseball carries cosmic consequences
>>157606988Xander BogaertzGuess how many times he's hit Rodon
>>157606996what happened before the big bang? is existence eternal? it being eternal would make more sense than "something coming from nothing"
>>157607004116 WINS STFU
>>157607008poodrespaco still malding? its been a week
>>157607008Let me guess, Astros about to go on some October bullshit?
>>157607024idk
>>157607004no
>>157607026>what happened before the big bang?something must have happened. we probably just don't have the technology nor the mental capacity to grasp it. but it could also be that another universe experienced some sort of heat death before re-expanding>is existence eternal? it being eternal would make more sense than "something coming from nothing"well, God's Existence is, and we are all merely within Godbut if you speak of the immortality of the soul, then all I - and hundreds of more consequential thinkers - can say is that you should attempt to live the most virtuous life you canbut what is virtue, you might ask? it is to do goodand what is it to do good?unironically, start with the Greeks (specifically, Plato's dialogues featuring Socrates as well as pre-Socratics such as Parmenides)
>>157607045
>start with plato
let's get after this racist asshole
>>157607102>nor the mental capacity to grasp it>mfw I've got it all figured out
good day for Koss at our experiencethis kind of thing is unavoidable for a pitcher like Thornton since he's always going to attack the strike zone without swing-and-miss stuff. if you're not dotting the corners, the BABIP gods will go against you now and thenand now he's getting crushed
>>157606495Back part of 11 gives you a good overview of the diamond
>pitchers respect Devers too much
c'mon Zac, get through 6
I see a lot of people bitch about Kevin Cash when he's one of the best managers in the league. Probably the same people that want the Lightning to fire Jon Cooper.Though I will admit putting Cleavinger in the game last night was fucking retarded.
RAFFY DEVERS
>>157607314is this just an extrapolation of a club's record under a particular manager or is there more to the formula? if the former, then I think it's a facile analysisside note: I want Joe Maddon to come out of retirement and coach the Mets
>>157607205elaborate
>>157607314>adjustedTranslation: our models were fucking retarded the first time around
>>157607314I rate Espada, it was mostly the gm that was the problem.
>>157605950>>/mlb/ silentbecause 90% of the spammers are weeaboo faggots
>>157605696>no star on ragsfraud check came up
>>157605950College football started and NFL starts soon, /mlb/ is gonna be alot slower these days until 'offs
>>157607205nigga named Hancel
>>157607205and there it is
>>157607435They had the best offense in baseball.
>>157605950I don't think about "ketel marte" at all. If this guy never played another game of baseball, nothing would happen.
>>157607494all 3 dbacks fans would notice
>>157605696Agreed.
>>157607494Everyone wants Ketel Marte playing at second base, well maybe not the Cubs, Blue Jays, and Yankees.
MADDUX ALERTMADDUX ALERTMADDUX ALERT
>>157605950ketel has very high risk of having a Britney Spears moment
fellas i'm getting hungry
adjusted manager adjustments adjusted for general manager adjusted adjustments adjusted for owner adjustments adjusted for market factors and revenue
>>157607555He’s just spoiled from making all those millions clean in the 2.5% income tax state of AZ. Send him to New York for a year. Judgy will buck break that diva.
>>157607205umpie did nothing wrong
It's time to disband the blow gays as well
is there a way to filter the danish flag? mad annoying shitposter
>>157607608you will eventually develop a subconscious filter every time you see that flag and your brain will ust skip it.
Why do flyovers say Chicago while coastal chads say Shicago?
>mad annoying
>>157607608>>157607640dane keeps everyone honest
>>157607603Ottawa is Mariners clay.
>>157607603based Petey dabbing on the wymxn
are the manager decisions adjusted for park factors?
>>157607686It’s Boston colloquialism. What coast do you have in Daneway?
yall mad gay GO DODGERS
>>157607695this is true. I can honestly say the weirdo using a Denmark VPN is a loser
>ohtranny loses mvp to a soulless gingerPretty much tells you the Red Sox are going to win the WS
I gawtta have it
Buschie Bear Bop
>>157607770dane is framemogging you lil bro
>>157607730Jylland = West coastSjælland/Copenhagen = East coastFyn = Drive over countryBornholm = Puerto Rico
>>157607815There are parts of Europe more diverse than any city in America.
if you aint DODGERS you mad gay son
i wish i could just an american flag so i could just not get all this notoriety and just shit post like everyone elseespecially since i know more about ball than most of you guys but my flag makes you want to deny that and seethe>noo a Dane can't know ball more than me
>>157607893You’re an APE!!!
>>157607813>aussie chud is 5'2 so everyone else is tooembarrassing self snitch
>>157607893so trueid pretend to be so gay if I had an american flag
>>157607205twitter do yo thang
>>157607990how come Wakanda has never produced a good ballplayer?
>>157607480and now?
Nico smack
>>157608019white colonialism
>>157607990Is that Gary Sheffield Jr?
>>aussie chud is 5'2 so everyone else is too>embarrassing self snitch
cubbies girl post your feet if you're here
go ahead and congratulate PCA on his MVP doyerpaco
>>157608056Why??
>>157608026Now? They have the most underrated 3-man rotation in baseball. Perfect for a wildcard series.
Pick up that can, anonshits.
>>157608059How do doyerpacos respond without sounding assmad?
>>157608065I want to see them and virtually sniff them
>>157608067>finishes under .500nothing personal, kid
>>157608059It feels like a Yankees and Cubs World Series is coming. PCA is Wemby and Judge is Brunson. The NBA and MLB are following the same script.
>>157608073>that face you make when you realize structural racism is deeply inbedded in mlb umpireing
hit another one out Ew
>>157608119Yankees and cubs, you say?
warms my heart seeing the trade deadline guys celebrating with the team. Look at Adell go
>Alvy up in a game changing situationoh god
/nu/>>157608179>>157608179>>157608179/nu/
>>157607893same, desuAnd I shouldn't be the only cleveland fan here either - not with the teams they put together in the 90s
>>157607893>turns on vpn>I WISH I DIDN"T USE A VPN!
>>157608150Who is the VoIP Swami?
