Tim English - The softest player in the league.Cody Weightman - spotted slipping over as he exited the groundSam Davidson - your classic Beveridge plodder. Came through the VFL, works, hard, can't kick, not quite up to it, free spot.Ryley Sanders - Overhyped garbage. Lachie McNeil - Another classic Beveridge lovechild. Been around for 6 years somehow.Lachie Bramble - another dud lachieWill Lewis - another footscray plodderJosh Dolan - just not up to itAaron Naughton - embarrassing kickingRyan Gardner - so many footscray plodders...
bane tbqh lads
>>157599237shit bake
ex Scray have no culture.
>>157599237I dont know who most of those guys are except "ducker" Weightman
N__GE_
>>157599265Crisp tex
dogs have just been bont + some random guys for like 7 years now
Luke "Glass of Diarrhoea" Beveridge
Bulldogs under beveridge are based, I dont care what anyone saysThey have soul unlike useless pathetic clubs like essenshit and north
my legs hurt
>>157599286Busy night riding cock?
>>157599286based nymphomaniac kath misso riding me all night
After two weeks all the wild card teams are gone.
Reddit getting into a tizzy about the crom man and black people
>>157599301Even people on facebook are giving it to xir for racism
>>157599265
>>157599215lol you're clearly a mug
I’M A FUCKING RETARD FUCK
>>157599316>it's socially acceptable, even encouraged, to dress like your team's mascot>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
so the wildcard really was just a ploy to turn the top 8 into the top 6
>>157599344Contexts where painting your face all black is socially acceptable =
>>157599352any country that isn't full of mentally ill americanised freaks
>>157599352= at the footy when your team's mascot has a black face
>>157599361The entire world is americanised.
>>157599361>>157599400I hate them so much it's unreal
>>157599408cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157599348Was going to say, this was a fucking stupid move and it blundered severely for Dildo>No matches in Melbourne next week while NFL gets all the attentionWhat a fukken IDIOT
Iggs should get Bevo over
>>157599400not to the same extent, try it in mongolia see what happens (nothing)
>>157599352Fuck off commiepoof>>157599446Sauce?
>>157599316got a light?
when I was a kid my mum dressed me up in blackface with a wig in and a spear for a christmas parade float with my kindy "children of the world"
>>157599464WAWA-015
English had a bad game but the biggest disappointment from him was his snow white cheeks. Not the slightest bit of tan on his buttocks.
>>157599316It's not even black face, it's tar face.
Gotta quarantine myself to this n-word licensed venue because Reddit is making me feel sick. Need my safe space y'know?
>>157599476Wouldn't happen these days
>>157599481a significant blow to his trade value
>>157599476this is racist she should've given you a toy guneveryone knows the abos were massacred because the brits were cruel not because they were horrendously outmatched by superior technology
>>157599495
I get so directionless on weekends that I become suicidal
>>157599529Google maps, try it and be directionless no more.
>>157599517Didn't that company go bankrupt, dragging down whoever owned it (an actor?) ?
kath is gonna get fucked tonight
>>157599573no she's saving herself for marriage with me
For me? Weird Asian medicine ASMR videos.
>>157599643Corrrr
fuck off shlomo
She's got the hands of a tradie.
>>157599686Reckon she's plugged a few holes with silicone?
who /pick one/ here
>>157599734Yep, crisp
>>157599730Those are some nice forearms. The girls must accidentally brush them all the time.
Australians dress like slobbish undignified shit, no self-respect
whats a good comebacks when someone says you dress like slobbish undignified shit, and have no self-respect?
>>157599316Turns out it's a woman.>tfw no cosplay gf
>>157599781Yeah, fair enough.
SACK BEVO
spotted grace scott in the sydney rooms this arvo
>>157599841Dressed like a slut, dropped
>>157599813no worries mate, coolabah or de bortoli?
>>157599883nah cunt just need a farken pillow or im gonna have ta use tha road unna
>>157599316Gigabased
>>157600013gigabased on what
we're the pride of white australia
and we’re known as the Sydney swans
fucking hell you /pol/spastics are cringy
>>157600180You're so easily triggered, commiepoof.
>>157600180>>157600244>1 minute apart
>>157600244he's not me comrade
>>157600180You sound like you were raised by your mum.
>>157600259not him but I was
WE'RE THE MIGHTY JUMP JIM CROWS
i wish i was raised by a stepmum iykwim haha
mum wants me to call her this weekend (i won't)
>>157600324I'll call her
>>157600570booty calls don't count champ
>>157600600I'm just lonely.
>>157600632but you have us
>>157599517is that rob schneider
Wish the NFL players were at the crows game.
>>157600650*kills self*
I wish I had a father
Fremantle Dockers vs Geelong CatsBrisbane Lions vs Adelaide Crows
>>157598876>>157598877kek. iykyk
great morning lads
What's even the point of being up this early? Why can't I just sleep in anymore? I want to sleep to 1pm.
For the first time in recorded history there are more people over 65 in the world than children under 5.On track for extinction.
what do amber herd and the brisbane lions have in common
>>157607055>amber herdmisspelled her wrong name. Joke busted. nice try
>>157607094they both shit the bed KEK
banetard lol
>>157607106joke didn't work. you got her name wrong. nice try
>>157607199
Ohayou alfies
>>157606679fitting more into your day is qino
>i must be PRODOOOCTIVE at all times, even when at restabsolutely prot*stant train of thought, why not just enjoy life kek
He's literally me.
>>157607521im fitting more leisure into my weekend retard
>>157607574more like fitting more dildos up your arse
>>157607574ah. good.wasn't directly attacking you btw, more criticising the train of thought
>>157606679You haven't gone out walking to find the sheep yet? You haven't beaten the expectations of the first rays of the morning sun and have in fact started your toil in the death hour? You haven't crossed the boundaries of your land while weaker men still lay in their beds?
>>157607521see below sir>>157607678
>>157607657>ah. good.Totally revealed your hand here.
>>157607772?
>>157607772Yep, he's been found out.
>>157599841Amazing content anon
>contentzoomer detected
>>157607809Won't take his posts seriously ever again.
good morning filthhope you have another miserable day in your worthless lives
>>157608060Morning Clarko
>>157608060thanks dadzahappy fathers day to you
>>157608140kek
What the FUCK am I supposed to do today with no footy?
>>157608579have sex mostly
>>157608579Go outside and kick the footy. You can still nominate for the pre-season draft
How shit is brisbane lmaofull strength team vs sydney ressies and still blown the fuck out hahahaha
Should've expected Sydney to play well: it wasn't a grand final.
golfing later
>>157608579talk to your daddy
wanking to stepmumdering
>>157608808POWERFVL
>>157608796Estranged.
>>157608579SANFL semi finals are on 7plus today lad
if i wanted to see semis i'd go to wets champ
Why are the weather forecasts constantly wrong now?
ALL POSSIBLE GRAND FINALS AFTER WEEK 1:>Hawthorn vs Sydney (also 2012, 2014)>Hawthorn vs Fremantle (also 2013)>Brisbane vs Sydney (also 2024)>Brisbane vs Fremantle (UNIQUE)>Adelaide vs Sydney (UNIQUE)>Adelaide vs Fremantle (UNIQUE)>Adelaide vs Geelong (UNIQUE)>Hawthorn vs Geelong (also seen 1989, 2008)>Brisbane vs Geelong (also seen 2025) Rank 'em
When was the last time both favourites lost their qualifying finals?
>>157608979climate change unna please match our donate
Good morning alf
>>157599841Thanks mate
>>157609070>favourites lost their qualifying finals>favourites
>le straight sets>le yay we locked in 3rd and got sydney>le muh bane>le so now sydneys out who wins the flag>le best midfield in the comp>le reigning premiers>le shitneynever thought feeling this smug was possible kek
>>157609090little boy's got a long way to go
*observes the thread*
How fucked would the AFL be if this happened?
>>157609201King
>>157609030ABC>Hawthorn vs Sydney (also 2012, 2014)>Hawthorn vs Fremantle (also 2013)>Brisbane vs Sydney (also 2024)>Brisbane vs Fremantle (UNIQUE)>Hawthorn vs Geelong (also seen 1989, 2008)>Brisbane vs Geelong (also seen 2025)DF>Adelaide vs Fremantle (UNIQUE)>Adelaide vs Sydney (UNIQUE)>Adelaide vs Geelong (UNIQUE)
>>157609231DAS RITE
I want the Swans to win because it's just too funny to miss a premiership win because you wanted to watch a womans bum go boing boing and make awooga eyes.
>>157599841Grace :D
Can't believe Hawks have a multiple premiership winning dynasty, completely rebuild and now very close to a grand final again all within 10 years. It's not fair. Why cant they be shit for a decade or so? Sick of them.
>>157609302crisp port fan
>>157609154They were both heavily the favourites.
hello palp
Callum Mills tore his ACL so Sydney isn't winning shit.Brisbane always play terrible games randomly. Just happened to occur yesterday.
WAKIE WAKIE NEET SPASTICS
found a fellow palp in biz>>>/biz/62663260
>>157609408stepsis said i could sleep in after our big night last night iykwim haha
you can NEVER wear black face paint because americans did some comedy skits 200 years ago
Based Chadthorn making em seethe>Clarko sacked from Norf while Hawks win a premiership in the same monthWould actually be so based bros
>>157609464HEAVE HOEAVEHO
>>157609464Do NOT look up the origins of Carlton’s team song
>>157609407COPE KEK
>>157609407suuurreee
woke up yesterday at 2 PMwoke up today at 9 AM
woke up this morning to the strangest dreamI was eating the biggest parmi, that straffo had ever seen
>>157609464Correct, like it or not black people in Australia also find it incredibly offensive. Particularly indigenous people get upset when they see it. You can say it's just them adopting American politics, but if they say they don't like it then there is no avenue in society to tell them it doesnt matter. If a black person gets offended then society and media side with them every time. You will be made a pariah for trying to be edgy. You dont have to like it, but it's reality
>>157609407>Brisbane always play terrible games randomly.Why do they do that? They're obviously a good team but it's weird how they just randomly shit the bed. I've never known any of the other dominant teams to just throw out terrible games like they do.
woke up this morning, got myself a gun
>>157609544>I've never known any of the other dominant teams to just throw out terrible games like they do.2017-2022 Bitchmond
>>157609464So why is white face okay?
>>157609570Maybe I've just forgotten but I don't remember them doing that all that much during that time.
>>157609544Their defence is pretty shit and their midfield seems to be unable to stop momentum at times That game earlier this year where GWS kicked 14 goals in a quarter was them winning the ball out the middle, going forward and kicking a goal on repeat. Their defenders and mids couldn't stop it
>>157609569chOoon
>>157609571Yes because white people don't give a shit and even if they did the media wouldn't take it seriously.
>>157609407smashed in the centre, gulden gave mcluggage a hiding, serong completely shut down neale, dunkley and the lesbo were banes only decent playerslohman the faggot got shut down by an 18 year old who played his first game of afl at any level 2 years ago, CurnGOD McDonald and Papley tore your defence apart complete annihilation kek
>hawthorn are a chance
>>157609609Their defence has been good until this year and the defence only seems to come under fire because their mids just shut up shop.
here's your 3peat midfield bro
>>157609629I don't support Brisbane.You're not winning a flag without Heeney, Mills, Warner, Blakey, Jordan and Bice.I said back in August people were sleeping on Sydney even with the suspensions, but Mills gone is a step too far. No chance of beating Hawthorn at the G, and even Fremantle at the SCG will be extremely tough.
>>157609684you backed bane and said sydney was going out in straight sets. Mills was injured in the first quarter. That worked out well for Brisbane.dont lie faggot lol
>>157609724>you backed baneAre you an actual retard? You don't even know who I am.
>>157609684Warner and Heeney are half the reason we couldnt beat the better teams as they have a tendency to wait out for the easy ball and go for flashy shit over the safer optionSerong Rowbottom and Gulden are elite on the inside and fucked up Brisbanes midfield hard youre a dumb cunt fuck off
>>157609756bit early for a seethe champ dont remember anyone here thinking the swans would win besides swasn autists and bet bro
>>157609698The dribble kick was a bit dumb but came off. What fucked this was the absolutely awful handball. And then Watson should have kicked it to Chol who was by himself. Selfish
fuck its gonna be so funny when sydney are 10 goals down in the 2nd qtr of a grand final again
>>157610066worlds changed unc
>>157610066BOILING
you are always gonna wonderwhat if those 5 players just went to bed on that sunday night
>>157610111so they'll be 8 goals down instead of 10, and still won't come back because they are fundamentally weak as piss. look at how freddit dismantled them, in spite of the fact that freddit are also piss-weak mental midgets. sydney aren't winning shit.
>>157610130>
>>157610130youre that faggot who hyphenates everything and have been seething at sydney all year.suck shit cunt haha
>>157610197Not him but you are genuinely mentally-ill.
>>157599237Tom "Genius Monster hat" Papley.
>>157610221he's not me retard
how is he feeling this morning
>>157610163meant for>>157599316
>>157610238>>157610130same as this bloke kek
ah, good to see the Oracle of ALF, the seer of stupidity, the analyst of anal lists is doubling down on pointless predictions based on the haemmeroids developed from years of sitting on his righteous arse.
> haemmeroids
come on mate even you know deep down the swans would get smacked in the gf if they somehow make it
their supporters are nouveau-riche bogans and the players range from sunstroked-tier spuds to cheeky cunts you'd buy a beer for after a punch up (where they belted you) but there is no doubting that Fages is a 100% elite respected master oif the game and has my respect full stop.
how would they make it theyre going out in straight sets and wont even get past bane3peat
>>157609571i don't want to talk about it
cant remember the last time a side blew their load over winning a QF
>>157610283depends on who they're playing, and a hundred other factors on the day. your statement is based on your belief in past efforts and nothing else. you're set in stone, with no room for deviation. dinosaur thinking.
>>157610283no they wouldn't they didn't pay for that iykwim haha
Waaaaah why did they win waaaaaa i hate shitney waaaaaah they hurt my fee fees waaaaaa theyre not going to win waaaaaafuck up cunt you sound like a complaining woman
>>157610341blew their load over the brisbane lions, champ. and the lions loved it. poofters.
ahhhhh me leg!
I always have this belief that every lions fan has a stash of broncos merch and swag sorted and folded neatly or still soaked in piss and bundy from the last time they won an origin or gf. Reckon they're all one humiliating loss from just switching shirts/hoodies whatever and larping as the other code if they're less shithouse that year. probably the fact that maroon yellow and white are the only sport-colours allowed north of the border.
swans just played their grand final
The sydneyseether is genuinely unwell.
get fresher ragebait, son.
morning swansbrosfinna head out to the RSL for the meat raffle
>>157610551Give it two weeks and there will be some.
bulldogs waste away another season to mediocrityas usual nothing club
>>157610570>meat raffleSydneysider term for spreading their butthole over the gloryhole down at the local pub.
>>157610576whats that? 2 more weeks? WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?
>>157610484most of them have supported the lions for 1 year and a day lel
detecting some delicious seethe this morningswasn seethers in absolute shambles kek
go hawks!
feel like pure shitsomeone calling me crisp will make me feel better
>>157610593does your local pub have a gloryhole? gay. very. my pub has a urinal and a couple of dunnies. gold meat raffle too. no pokies either. your pub must have lots of pokies. for the gloryhole. i bet you get it ay ay? i'll get ya a pub squash. good lad. but no gloryholes on sunday boyo.
not sure how shitting on the swans means you are a brisbane supporterthe 2024 grand final was almost 2 years ago time to move on swannies
>>157610703>does your local pub have a gloryhole?No but it's a staple in Sydney.
how goods sydney
>>157610706we moved on that very day. its the swanseethers here who consider it the lynchpin in their "why sydney are shit and will never win a gf ever" theory.
>>157610706They just can't do it. They've been buckbroken by too many grand final smashings and 2024 was the last straw. They've played in 4 grand finals since 2014, all losses, with an average losing margin of 57 points. It's all just too much for them and as we can see by swansook and swanseether the last two years they've completely snapped.
>>157610692lads I’m dying, help me
>>157610692__I_P
iggs
this is the moment australia died and a yank killed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va51g59FGOc
>>157610692>>157610860Have a crisp day mate
lmao
>>157611064What made Serena support the swans?
>>157611099one mans autism
probably the most inspirational game ive seen for years and I dont even support the swasn
>>157611207like my love for her, it knows no bounds
shan’t be ringing my mum today. gonna get a pizza and then play video games and ignore her if she tries calling. she neglected me, so I’ll neglect her. ah ha ha ha
swans man cashing in cheques good on him
>>157611279He has to cash them before grand final day at which point they'll be no good.
freo v geelong are essentially playing for a spot in the grand final
deadass did mills tear his acl?
>>157611334Not confirmed yet but I'd be astonished if he hasn't. Did not look good.
https://sen.com.au/news/2026/09/05/afl-2026-chris-davies-rules-out-trading-jacob-weitering-during-trade-period>The former No.1 pick and vice-captain of the club, who comes out of contract until 2031Who hires these morons? Is passing year 11 english not a requirement to be a sports journo?
Sydney outs>warner>heeney>blakey>mckinerney>bice>jordon>mellican>edwards>mills (off in the first quarter)Brisbane outs>lol
>>157611378oof the swans wont be doing much more in 2026 thats for sure
sleepy fagan has lost touch with the modern game
>>157611378how shit is brisbane
4d chess by banehawthorn at brisbanes second home ground the mcg is the easier route
grand final type celebrations by the swansyou be worried if they can back it up in the prelim
>>157611449this is premium level cope
alf be like>straight setsalf now be like>b-but th-thats itdont want any of your footy opinions ever again thanks, clearly none of you have ever touched a footy in your life and are essentially male cheerleaders
hope the swans don't celebrate the win too hard this time
>>157611517too late.
>>157610197stop making up people in your head you sad seething homo
>>157611597suck shit cunt hahaha
>>157611627don't project onto me champ, just because you sydney supporting faggots like to eat each other's shit doesn't mean anyone else does.
umad alf
This doggies supporter gets it. Much smarter than Dave the spastic.
Listening to 5AA they are savaging the person who dressed as a crow kek"There's no circumstance where you can paint your face black. Doesn't matter what you think of it, you cant paint your face black. It's the rule society has set"Wouldn't be surprised if that person gets a life ban lmao
>>157611653boi to the ling lmao
>>157611672>Doesn't matter what you think of it, you cant paint your face black. It's the rule society has setGet fucked. How many of the people coming out with that shit are boomers?
isn't it funny how swasnfags are such sooks they don't even enjoy winning? instead they seethe at everyone writing off their soulless relocated joke franchise that gets as many afl handouts as bane but has had none of the success. genuinely pathetic franchise, explains why their players are mentally weak frauds if their fans are also mentally weak kek.
>>157611743did you burn dolly last night or did she survive
>>157611787i don't know, did you go rape a prozzie after beating a bottom 4 side or did she escape your pathetic celebration?
the thing with swans fans is they dont have pattern recognitionyoud think you would learn not to gloat after a QF win when last year happened
>>157611853>>157611881angry on a snug sunday at teams who dont know you existlmao
same old swansalways raping
>swasnfag thinks everyone is as mentally fragile as he is and seethes over shit people on 4chan sayloving every laugh
fucking swans fans acting all high and mighty about "everyone" writing them offtheir own fans didnt even rock up lol
i hope jules neale helped her daughter buy a present for lachie today
never in doubt
>>157612000don't worry, when the swasn inevitable plummet down the ladder next year under a harder fixture their fairweather fans won't be as chirpy
the winners of the qualifying finals the past 2 seasons have not won the flag
>>157612058how goods curnow ;)
*shits pants*
>>157612113crisp sydney in a grand final
Just got back from (Catholic) church
the anon who has been shitting on curnow all year and saying he can't perform in finals must feel heaps good today hope youre having a good day champion
>>157612268>0 pressure unlike finals game>curnow "thrives"not surprising tbqh
>>157612310interesting cope
Just cracked open a beer.
>>157612218faggot
the bulldogs fucking suck lmao
>>157612351Might open this red, myself
Why do they represent the finals system in such a needlessly retarded and difficult to read manner, this shit is so amateur, genuinely one of the worst visual representations of an elimination bracket i've ever seen
>>157612949Notice they didn't put grand final under the two empty boxes.
>>157600594Based
>>157610578So true
mid table bulldogs will never amount to anything
>>157612073OH NO NO NOPULLMAN SWANSBROS?
>>157612949Also why is the language wrong. Every other competition names the second to last round of an elimination tournament the semi final but we call our quarter finals semi finals and our semi finals preliminary finals? this has always bothered me
>>157613059They need Eade back
>>157613082they need to be folded
GET MINSON OFF GET HIM OFF
>>157613146Like, sexually?
hearty kek
>>157613180certified fraud
>>157613180lol
>>157613180that'll be 500k plus tip for the years work thanks
Sneed
>>157613235Crisp
>>157613180>shut down by an 18 year old in his 11th afl game who only started playing footy in 2024 and got a run with the swans after sending them an email for shits and gigsholy kek
>>157613180has turned into the 2nd biggest flog in the comp after sicily
nrlsperg versus micksperg is tiring
>>157613078it bothers me too but i'm used to prelim now it's semi and QF that are retarded
>>157613399> nrlspergLiterally doesn’t exist. It’s just shitposters winding the likes of you up because it’s a guaranteed (You)
i have been called nrlsperg and micksperg in the same alf thread
I have a theory that only low iq normie npcs get dementia when they are older. It could never happen to smart logical people like me
Swans V Hawks in the 2026 granny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHYvp10UJ0
Curnow is going to another level these finals
>>157613436lol no
>>157613565It is speculated that higher IQ individuals can stave off the effects of dementia longer because their brains are more malleable and adaptable. But this also means when they do get diagnosed it's generally at more advanced stages of development. In the end a high IQ won't protect you if you're genetically pre-disposed. Charles Kao's dad had alzheimers and he ended up with it too.
>>157613613From shit to not shit
>>157613634Dennis Cometti was like this. From accounts, he was diagnosed and went downhill fast.
>>157613643From elite to godlikeThat's why he's nicknamed the god of thunder
need wank recs
>got a hole in my bumWhat do?
>>157613700
2:30 PM on a Sunday. what can I do to not waste today so I'm not filled with regret by 9 PM tonight
>>157613744Don't pick your ass because you'll get one of those>>157613712
>>157613744if you find out let me know
>>157613744Visit your dad
dont remember anything neale, ashcroft or rayner did yesterday
>>157613773huh?? you don't remember that cool thing where they... ummm... ummmmmmmm,,,,, errrr
i remember neale, ashcroft, and rainer winning two premierships in a rowwhat have islap hiney, chud borener, charlie turdnow, and error pooden done in their worthless shit careers exactly?
>>157613744I've been up since 6am and I only just got out of bed.
>>157613808>tfw too intelligent to win
Tradiesperg will be pleased to hear that there are now fewer general electricians in Australia than OnlyFans content creators.
>>157613757I'm playing Dark Cloud (PS2) for the first time; I hope I have fun
>>157613800proofread those d day plans yet churchill iykwim haha
>rainer still got the broncos champ kek
>>157613744meth mostly
>>157613823The anglosphere was a mistake
>>157613808people love the big hats kek, every time i see someone with them at the game people laugh and point at it
>The anglosphere was a mistake
>durr u did a heckin typo!!!concession accepted, sook
>rainer go perth btw
rainer i hardly know her iykwim haha
mickpaedo must hang like the rest of the 41%
I think i have been radicalized lads. Spent all my time at work quietly seething about modern women. I want them to know what it's like to suffer
>>157613864every time
>>157613877I love my girlfriend she's a great girl even when shes retarded sometimes (a lot)It's not worth getting angry over women doing dumb shit
do you think lachie neale is having a good fathers day?hope not the piece of shit ROFLMAO
>>157613897haven't you gotten over him already jules you slut
rainer isnt a word so it wasnt autocorrect it would have corrected to rain.Y and I are far enough apart, even on a phone keyboard to not accidentally hit I unless youre morbidly obese.conclusion - rugby league homo bandwagon retard or morbidly obesecase closed
>gottenfoy
brisbane are facing a salary cap squeeze and are going to be forced to sign bailey on for volumes
>>157613897LMAO
sorryhaven't you got over him*
>>157613897key bodied him
There is literally only one team that can win it (Hawthorn)
>>157613892it is worth getting angry about, that's why they have been allowed to inhabit positions of power in the first place. because western men are too loving and empathetic. we have/are being taken advantage of.
>>157613947Its the bung eye that sets the entire ensemble off
>gotten is in the dictionary as british english tooyou yfo idiot
>>157613947Reckon this is an Asperger’s thing
>>157613947There's literally nothing wrong with this.
>>157613947Reddit seething over this because they are thin skinned bulldukes that believe all women
>>157613947um chud that's not a crow because... IT'S JUST NOT OKAY!>>157613964>>157613966have sex with black women you racist incels
>>157613947THIS.IS.NOT.OKAY
>>157613765nah fuck that greedy arrogant uneducated bogan faggot prick
>>157609407TRVKE
this guy was based as fuck
>>157613909you're this upset over me mispelling some fuckwit from a team neither of us support, talk about mental fragility kekjust pointing out that bane is a far superior team to your pathetic franchise
Are Hawshit a chance against Shitbane in the prelim or nah?
>>157613997youve been exposed champ, give up
>>157614009Depends which Brisbane shows up desu.
>>157614009bane are flushed
>youve been exposed champ, give up
>>157614025you've been exposed as a pathetic sooking bitch who is eternally seething over your shit club getting arseraped in two grand finals and being perenial failures who feel the need to celebrate like they won a grand final after beating essington kek
obsessed and seething
keep my teams name out of yo mouth
>>157614038essay of seethe
"obsessed and seething" says the fairweather sook who seethes at the shats and pissbane for gaping his joke franchise by 60+ points each time in grand finals
>i'm not seething you're seething
>>157610758>"why sydney are shit and will never win a gf ever" theory. Fool me once, shame on youFool me twice, shame on meFool me five times, guess I'm a swans costumer
I'm such a depressed manchild that I'm just going to drink milk instead of eating from now on, may as well just regress into a baby
bluds revved lmao
>>157611517Violence against male prostitutes will never be reported.
arab slampig gf 26
>spudnow chokes in finalskicks 5 and btfo bane >out in straight setsstraight to the prelim>bane had injuries when you beat them doesnt countfull strength bane btfo by swans ressiesEverything you predicted was wrongId be coping too kek
>>157613826My man
f>>157614098bit going on
to be quite honest both pissbane and shitney fags are deadshit fairweathers who are insufferable but at least bane faggots have earned their arrogance, swasn fuckwits are all bark no bite just like their shit choice of animal as a mascot.
no-one cares cat-cunt
shatsfags are even more arrogant despite all their recent premierships being ill-gotten due to dank's drugs and systematic cap cheating.
>>157614121i need to get my dick wet
lol
cosplay (cat) :|cosplay (crow) :@
Growing up in geelong my two favourite teams were brisbane and sydney
Do you guys like the new Stan ‘Enter the Chat’ ads?
sha tin r3 n1quick!! Sure thing!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP DUMB JEET SPASTICS
my shits feel so good when I've eaten some fibre
>sovcit
lmao imagine needing fibre for good shitst. haven't eaten carbs in months
well i havent had a shit in about 5 days
visa run?
had a great chat with the workfu and was feeling chipper til I saw myself in the lift mirror now i want to jump into the sea
>>157614386it's an interesting discussion officer
>>157614390based me when i think it's safe to go coles without shaving
just a couple more hours before mum tries calling me out of desperation after I refused to call her this weekend like she asked. this is what you get for neglecting me and not doing your job as a mother
>>157614456she tried her best mate
sunday afternoon
>>157614458desu you don't know that.
>>157614482>implying
gooninfappinchudgoyclique make a foid shake
i want to make a foid's legs shake iykwim haha
might be that time of the year where I binge play Pokémon Go for a month
>>157614533huh?
>>157614559i don't want to talk about it
>>157614586doesn't even rhyme
>>157614627why do you hate women and jews
>>157614640For their actions.
>>157614586inb4 mabior chol (personal reason)>>157614645oh alright. carry on then
if 50 Cent got involved in a football-related controversy, there would be an In Da Club Statement haha
If I was on an AFL list there would be a club statement about me every week because I am just so uncontrollably based
I would never accept a blood transfusion because I could not be assured it came from a clean person
brisbane wont be remembered for the 2peat of recent yearsthey will be remembered as the team sydney beat in one of the greatest finals upsets of all time
Transfuse THIS*Pulls down pants**Pisses down your throat*
>>157614695this swans have won the story this year now nothing else matters
Sydney Hawthorn facing off in the rapeb owl
hawthorn ain't that good
>>157614695The storm that rolled in while it was 32 degrees and sunny felt biblical and preordained.god hates women
>>157613947wife material
>>157614742He empowered women by showing it was a strong independent club who don't need no heeney and co.
i brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum
>>157614749shouldnt you be getting dinner ready
>>1576143806 days here i think
>>157614750crisp mule iykwim haha
>>157614756nigga you don't even need to eat
>>157614695sydneyxirs blubbering about it being their greatest ever achievement are relentlessly cringe. geelong coded ahh.
>>157613180>natural JUST hairabsolute nowhere cunt
I am going to lose it
>>157614770Its everyone else calling it one of the greatest finals upsets of all time.betsperg delivered the prophecy and you chose to be a non believer.
>>157614774wish I had something to lose
>>157613923legit the only cunts that rate bailey are other clubs. anyone who has actually watched bane and bailey know he's a 500k player at best and that's if you want to put up with his one way running inconsistent arse.
what is the point of it all
>>157614776if by everyone else you mean the AFL media desperately trying to keep a toehold in NSW at gunpoint the yeah, but it's swanspoofs who are actually guzzling down that bathwater lol
>>157614780Hes very popular with brisbane supporters, talk of him being traded created endless seethe
starting to think the banned Sydney 5 were actually just boozing dropkicks holding them back.Would be toppest of keks if you torch your career just weeks before your teams the hip.Heeney will rope if they do it.
>>157614787afl media, plebbit, all the major news outlets, x, facebook basically the afl supporting public apologies if it upsets you
>>157614788jesus, the fucking state of your delusions. has one club and a couple of shitposters who likely don't even support it really raped you this bloody?
>>157614796he has brisbane derangement syndromei got called a brisbane supporter just for shitting on the swans
>>157614793woah the cunts who take their marching orders from said media as evidenced by their frothing outrage over slapgate. stay there if that's the quality you want cunt, fuck me you baneseethers are deadset pathetic.
Reminder to head into the TAB and cash in those Swans win head to head tickets that you all placed after I told you so
>>157614796I support geelong not shitney kek
>>157614816not beating the allegations famalam
I’m never masturbating again
may have suicide for dinner
the dysgenic wog mercenary
this nerd walks in and slaps Harris Andrews arse 6 times but only paid for 5what do
>>157614834Crisp, what flavour?
>>157614836>>157614840meth mostly
the blues won the turdnow tradethey got two solid players who thrived once vossy fucked off and got rid of the deadweight mental midget that was spudnow. blues are now closer to a flag than shitney.
you'd think the hawkroaches would also be sperging out since they beat the best team in the competition
>>157614857Hawkroaches haven't watched their team get thumped in four grand finals in the last 12 years.
and the 2026 qualifying final premiership winner is the sydney swans
Things are better when dosn, iggs and carlton are all up and about.
Who wins in the match race, ka ying rising or autumn glow?
>>157614874based
the simple truth is that sydney's record again the other top six teams is 1-5, with their only win coming against a heavily depleted brisbane in round 1. sydney also had one of the easiest fixtures, facing gutter trash like shit kilda, poot, norf, and the bullflogs twice and also having the easiest run home, facing shit kilda, poot, dosn, and norf in the run up to finals. they were essentially gifted a top two spot. sure, beating bane was impressive but the swans are no chance for a flag, and celebrating and acting like the flag is yours is just going to result in heartbreak.
pumped the flag favourites with their ressiescope kek
again, you refuse to look at reality. brisbane are arrogant retards who probably thought they were going to roll over the swans and just gave up. now that everyone has seen that, whoever faces the swans in the prelim will be prepared and will also have the momentum. the swans have a piss poor record against top teams and won't be lucky enough to blindside whoever they face again. this isn't "sydneyseethe" or banefag cope, this is just a fact. don't act like you've won a flag until you're there, otherwise you're just going to be very disappointed.
>>157614206Yet still can't win a grand final kekNot very good at cheating
>ressiesKEK already laying down the foundation for damage control when you lose by 10 goals in the prelim
>lose a final >season overkek couldn't be my dosn feeling this rn
>straight sets
smart by brisbane to get another mcg game inswans play on their little hobbit meme ground againthis is why they continually lose by big margins in grand finals
doing a poo what should i name it
>>157614943The West Coast Eagles Football Club
>>157614943Kevin
>smart to lose
bit of horseradish on roast lamblovely
>>157614970>eating meat
>>157614971give it up mickhead
he’s not me retard
Do you guys have a ‘dream car’?
>>157614970For me it's a good gravy made across hours of slow roasting.
Fuck cars
i've never once posted >eating meatcarbs are for retards
Posting on 4chan is for retards
>>157615002you fucking antisemite the jidf are doing an honourable duty defending the internet from you chuds
mickpaedo really wants me to believe that it's only this one shit mick that he doesn't post, but the rest of the bandwidth wasting rubbish he shits out on a daily basis he is happy to put his name to. get stuffed you alco spastic.
its up lads >>157615008>>157615008>>157615008
>>157615015>baking earlycringe
turdo stops attempting to bake after round 5 like the gutless faggot he is, so there's no need to threadsperg and bake well before bump limit like this
