FOUR days
>>157608598Anime
>>157608598>mfw there's 4 minutes left and Josh Allen has the ball to win it, and I bet on the Bills
>>157608598It would be nice to not have to see this stupid fucking retards face every day.
Still one of the youngest qbs in the nfl and only getting better. Doubters will be apologizing after this season.
>>157608652Gouge out your eyes?
>>157608598OP reminded me, I gotta start the brine for my roast chicken I am making tomorrow.
>>157608693I've got a turkey breast in the smoker I got to baste thanks for reminding me.
>>157608598Why hasn't anybody asked Todd Monken if he's personally watched any footage of DeShawn Watson getting the peanut oil treatment
>>157608714Oh man that sounds delicious. I can't wait to cook for football Sundays.
>>157608653I saw him in line at a poke restaurant once. He is fucking tiny. No way he will ever be good.
How good is it?
You seething trannies are running out of time to change your pick
>trigger chicano editionsbased
>>157608811Nick your predictions were embarrassing.
>>157608858what about Ryback's predictions?
>>157608879>Rybitch's opinion
>>157608811you don't think they have a chance against the bronkeks do you
Its OUR sport now seppo
This Boise State vs Oregon game is litty.
>>157608900Commonwealth making mutts seethe again huh? A tail bold as twine
>>157608652touch grass?
My Chiefies making me all randy awoooooo!~
For me? It's the Buffalo Bills :)
>>157609136For you and one other poster, it's the Buffall Bills
>>157608879>Ryback
>>157608907Only cfb im gonna bother watching today is clempus vs LSU and even that im fully expecting clempus to get embarrassed
>>157609136The Sadalo Sobbies?
Dante Moore looks like your typical groidy, shit-ass meme QB. He will be a perfect first round bust for the Browns.
>>157609136>josh allen is a confirmed choker, losing more often than not when he has the ball to win it in OTwhy does the NFL glaze him so hard?
>>157609215Because everyone hates niggers.
>>157609061That is a little girl avatar but you are a hairy, weird gay guy
>>157608900are you going to the game?
good night
>>157609289It's only 4:30 in the afternoon.
>>157609289good night my fourth favorite poster in these threads
>>157609289why is there a guy watching you sleep through your window?
My penis is about the size of a red bull can, what's my team?
>>157609215They have to glaze someone and it's better to glaze someone who will actually play most of the season and probably make the playoffs. This eliminates like half of the better qbs in the league.
>>157609386Pump 4 the Prince GO JAGS
>Lightning delayFuck offffffff
Im making Kent Rollins' coffee steaks
>>157609457His whipping cream biscuits are a staple in my house.
I don't care if every LSU player gets killed by lightning i want my football and i want it NOW
>>157609618KILL ALL LSU PLAYERS
>>157608653don't tell me you think this is a good example of a top notch QB play, this is high school tier throw
>>157609634
My fantasy draft starts in 10 minutes and I have the 6th overall pick. Who should I take?
>>157609718someone good probably
>>157609718Harrison Buttker
Less Sneed
Formerly More Chuck
>>157609718James Cook. He seems to be going late round 1 in fantasy despite being young, in a great offence, leading the league in rushing yards last year and only missing 2 games in his entire career. The safest RB you could possibly take
>>157609776I was gonna take a WR but honestly this is a good pick. Thanks Kiwi
Rammies down under
The NFL is always exciting when CFB puts me to sleep. In other words we're in for a great season.
should the jets tank for manning?
>>157609861No, they should tank for Dante Moore, ruin him, and then send him to a real organization for peanuts.
Wyoming just scored a tuddy. If you even care.
>>157609861arch is going to be a tardnal
Hot take: Ava Addams is a better MILF than Lisa Ann.
>>157609903thats not a hot take at all. Ava has unbeatable S tier titties
gay ass sportmassive gorilla men rubbing each other in tights4 hour commercial slop with the winner of the game being decided by a 5'10 midget soccer player
Nate Bronze's ranking of starting quarterbacks, he has stafford at #1
>>157609861I don't think they'll have to tank m8
>>157609949Duh. Why do you think we talk about bussies all the time?
>>1576099790 black quarterbacks in the first two games
>>157609987Is this just the last year? That's not super useful.
Dak is a top 5 QB btw
>>157610045Nah
>>157610068Yah
>>157610045>stat padscott
>>157610082It's not stat padding when your 32nd ranked defense gives up 40 a game.
>>157610045Na he's in the 9-12 range. I think his best area of improvement as he's gotren older is he had some incredible moments avoiding the rush last season. He's getting close to elite in terms of pocket presence but he's still up and down game to game and i don't trust him in 2 minute drive situations. I wouldn't put him over Allen, Lamar, Goff, Burrow and Stafford. Those are just the easy ones. Maye, Nix, Mahomes are 2nd tier 6-8 so yea 9-12 range would be Hurts, Dak, Baker and Love. They have different strengths but i see them similar in terms of glaring weaknesses that 3rd tier
>>157610105why are people pretending Shit Shitshit is Drew Brees all of a sudden?
>Poo PeesNo thanks
>>157610222It's your regularly scheduled unwarranted Cowboys preseason hype sir.
hopefully Sam Leavitt shits the bed hard and i get to laugh at Lane Kiffin having a sideline melty or he blows out clempus and i get to laugh at old boomer Dabo having a sideline melty then saying how elite he is in the post game presser
>>157610250This
Bo nigs xD
Holy FUCK why do the dumb niggers in my fantasy league need a whole minute to draft? If you don't know who you're taking after watching the 9 people before you draft wtf are you doing???
>>157610266Only way we lose if it's some kind of conservative but comfortable LSU bludgeoning clempus 19-7 game i fucking hate that shit
the NFL is HOTTER than ever before so much winning in the NFL right now this is the GOLDEN AGE of NFL and we need to win bigly in November the stupid dumocrats tried to ruin the NFL we can't have them do that with their open homo tranny team policies !!
>>157610298Get off /sp/, Obama. No one believes you.
I can't stop love-bombing women. They eat it up. I hate it. My Vikings.
50 minutes to kickoff, SEC sissies.
>>157610297Those are the worst.
I ate to much :(
>>157608598>MFW I'm in the Epstein files over a million times
>>157609882>black qbPokes are dead to me.
>>157609987Yeah, Brock Purdy is better than Patrick Mahomes.
>ymyc to be in the files>ymyc at a superb owl
>>157610347Anon, Josh Allen hasn't played there in years
Harry the Hitman is back for another year
>>157608598>tfw dont even care about football anymore cause i spend every day thinking about what a worthless loser i am whose wasted his entire life
>>157610459stop fapping get a real hobby
>>157610366I know :(
>>157610393>avoids entire training camp>gets 12 milly>gets another year playing under Brian "Blitzkrieg" Flores to improve his HOF caseVery based
>>157610459J E T S JETSJETSJETS
>>157610393He's not good and never has been
>>157610635If you get the chance, you should kill youself
>>157608652Turn on your monitor
I've wasted 2 hours because of this fucking lightning delay i didn't even make food fuck me
>>157610829>lightning delayFor what?
>>157610829How do you make food fuck you?
>>157610866obviously use the bussy...
>>157610896That wasn't really the part that was confusing. I was mostly puzzled by the implication of the food taking action rather than being acted upon.
>>157609061She neither says that nor looks like this.
>AB started an onlyfansnot sure if based or cringe
>he watches amateur footballshiggy
>>157611234I'm getting sick and tired of every black guy seems to have a white/asian/hispanic girlfriend
>>157611341kys, racefag
>>157611341She's a mystery meat whore with a tijuana tit job, diaper ass implants, and shitty tattoos. She's not exactly the cream of the dating crap. But yeah, I agree. Quite peculiar indeed.
jets or titans week 1?whos getting the win. I cant stand negro coaches but the jets have better talent overall.saleh on the otherhand has a darkie QB who cant make a decision on the field.I dont know but I need to decide for my pick em league.
Football tomorrow! :)
>>157611215what? LSU is up 10-3 right now
>>157611215the absolute state of >(you)
kek
LSU is raping
>>157611584*Wednesday
WE DEM BOYZ
>>157611215>>157611696>>157611715>>157611759Wrong thread
>>157611810
>Wrong thread
>>157611215the absolute state of Auckland
other than 28-3, which is the most embarrassing loss?
>>157611911
>>157611891Don't care Lane Kiffin has still never won anything of note as a Head Coach and never will
>copper another month long ban because the retard jannies think im “the kiwi”Holy shit. How do i disassociate myself from this faggot? Its literally impossible to post on /nfl/ with an nz flag
>>157611948KEK brutal
>>157611948Kek plonked
>>157611940kiffin is cancer, but having faith in Clemson is even worse. their HC is against the transfer portal and barely uses it putting them at a huge disadvantage. kinda surprised he hasn't been fired yet
>>157611948they use fingerprinting here. try changing your browser
Finally about damn time to see some handegg games on RPC TV. Hope Medcom got broadcast permissions.
>>15761191128-3 is not the most embarrassing loss. They went to OT in the super bowl against the GOAT, that's no embarrassing.
>>157612072>28-3 is not the most embarrassing lossmr. blank, is that you?
>>157612065Na it won't work. I regularly jump between 6 different browsers so when i get banned i generally only have 2 minutes downtime. Any kiwi flag if the moddies get mad they'll just ban. It's happened for years
>>157612072Another /pol/ tourist that thinks Brady walks on golden clouds with marble feet. Yes, it was embarrassing retard, and Brady is very capable of losing owls. He did so to Eli Manning twice. It's not like just getting him to OT is a great accomplishment, try winning, it's possible. Ask Nick Foles. Idiot
>>157612131>>157612134Even if it wasn't Brady it wouldn't be the most embarrassing. It's bad, but not the worst. They should get credit for building the lead (and the other team credit for coming back). It was an incredibly close game in the super bowl. It went to OT. The Chiefs getting BTFO for example was way more embarrassing.
>>157612131Buy a pass.
>>157612200choofs were obvious frauds that won 11 one-score games that season and faced one of the best overall rosters in the super bowl era
>>157612221Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek im not that faggot that's whining im JFFM. I'll never buy a pass. I'll always ban evade. There's nothing they can do
>>157612200It's literally universally considered the most famous and embarrassing comeback of all time CDS-addled aidsridden faggot, get over it
>>157612200Eagles Chiefs isn't even the most embarrassing blowout. That's Seahawks Broncos.And no result is embarrassing when you're going for a 3peat.
>>157608652kys
>>157612340It's another /pol/ tourist Bradyfag, I nailed him immediately even before he pivoted to randomly make it about the Chiefs >Nah blowing a lead to GOAT GOAT GOAT Brady isn't embarrassing, but on an unrelated note remember when MUTTHOMES got blown out? Yeah THAT'S embarrassing. That was last year, right?They're so tiresome
>>157612340>Seahawks BroncosOwl was canceled that year i’m afraid. Broncos would’ve won though, they had the best offense of all time
>>157612131funny shit didnt know it was hard to be a kiwi
>>157612340>>157612455
>>157612471KEK 'fraid not Bronkek. (It's actually my favorite owl of all time btw)
I haven't bathed in three days and have been brapping like it's going out of fashion. My room smells like a rabbit hutch. Anybody else know this feel?
>>157612340>>157612455You guys are schizos lmao
>>157612528Having a favorite super bowl that isn't your own team's when you've played in one is cucked behavior
>>157612676Our owls are always too stressful to be enjoyable for me. When I was a kid I was a big fan of the LOB and watching them crush an all-time offense, which also happened to belong to Bronkeks KEK, is my peak football watching moment. My mom bought me Skittles in tribute to Marshawn and I was just chilling watching Bronkeks get historically raped. Peak.
>>157612732KEK
>>157611911Chargers. Has all the elements of a truly terrible loss>happened in a playoff game with legit long-term implications for the franchise instead of some random regular season game>blew a lead so large that it exceeds the worst blown lead for multiple other franchises, so you didn't just blow *a* lead but blew a lead that ranks in the upper echelon of blown leads league-wide. And again, you did this as a playoff team which should theoretically limit how badly you can shit yourself>achieved this shameful feat against a fairly unimpressive team that won nothing after beating you so you can't even cope and say "well, we got beat by the champs or by legendary quarterback X." It was the Jags. You blew it to an almost unfathomable extent against another meme team >you have zero playoff wins since then so it's not like you shrugged it off and got over it. It still haunts youIt doesn't really get worse than that
i'm ready, fuck baseball
If Josh Simmons doesn't play week 1 doesn't count I fear. Asterisk game imminent.Mmmmmhmmmmm 'fraid so.
>>157612903He's a bust
>>157612980It's looking like that might be the case. He's not a bust talent-wise, he's a very good tackle. But he just won't get on the field and seems to be some sort of self-involved diva. If he's really going AWOL again this season, it's over. Our line isn't good enough without him. And there's even a danger of a re-aggravated injury to Mahomes if he's getting ragdolled by teams like Denver out of the gate. This could go very badly.But maybe Simmons plays and it all works out ok. I'll wait to be pissed off until it's confirmed
>>157612980He's a bussy buster
I've seen enoughEvery QB in next years draft is a bust
>>157612732Chiefsposters are so cute. I want to kiss them while touching their bodies
>>157613090Don't say that.
>>157613100Then stop turning me on
>>157613104Blocked
>>157613168This is true
>>157611911I’m a boomer. I saw the Oilers leave and then I stood behind the Texans from day one. The playoff loss to the Chiefs was the absolute worst game I can ever remember. The Bills comeback was the Oilers simply getting outplayed by the other team. That Chiefs loss was the Texans coaching staff going full retard.
sometimes if I eat and drink too much I'll shit myself
>>157613295You should make better choices
Thinking homoerotic thoughts about Chiefs chads rns
>>157613168Why do the massive black and brown/black dogs literally kneel to the white dog?
>>157613363Its the size of the fight in rhe dawlg
>>157612980BUT HES THE TIGGLE THAT TUNAD THE TOFU
What is the best lube for bike chains
>>157613549Booty Juice™
this fucking heat has been putting me in a shitty mood for well over a week now
>>157613363I know canines. The white dog is a Chiefs fan and the bitch dogs are the AFCW. The one that he puts his paw in particular is a Broncos fan. I'm neither a Chiefs fan nor a Broncos hater, this is just the cynological truth as I see it and know it.
>>157613558It got all the way up to 80 today :)
>>157613168this is what being a white man in the philippines is like
>>157613603I hope you get hit by a truck
I just shit myself
>>157613685to lazy to get out of bed and now I made it worse
now I have to get out of bed sit at get all the shit out, clean with paper towels, take a shower throw undies away and put on new under garment and shorts all because I was to lazy to just get up and shit in the first place
>>157613745SKOL
Mina's birthday is on Tuesday.NFL games start on Wednesday.
mins fags are insufferablethe sooner they die the better
>>157614021Rent free
>>157613953hate herbut hate my team more
>>157613745based demetrius
https://x.com/MLFootball/status/2096063268322460133oh gee look at that. another female on the internet whos a nurse and also happens to be an nfl cheerleader. look at that, another female nurse being an attention whore filming tiktoks of herself dancing as a nursejesus CHRIST i hate female nurses so much. why the FUCK are they all like this
>>157614165objectively speaking who else could milk a guy better than a nurseXcheerleader? We all know about nurses and cheerleaders but imagine that power in one vessel
is it too late for taysom hill to join sean payton in denver, seems like they havent even had that discussion and theres very little interest in bringing him in
remember when people thought this dude was going to be the next thing then Caleb Williams fucked his boyfriend and also took his job at Oklahoma?
>>157614204im so fucking sick of them. of course this slut monetizes her looks and nursing like all these hole nurses do. and of course she has a linktree selling stupid bullshit because she needs to be a female "content creator" as if it isnt enough being a nurse and a cheerleaderi fucking hate women and i hate female nurses most of all. seriously why are they all like this. theyre the worst of the worst.
>>157614165>attention whorejust saying slut works better anon
old ass nigga should already be entering his 6th year in the league not his 2nd.
>>157608598Hopefully the scammer will be the 49ers highlight of the season
Millenial boomers be like "you've never heard of Radiohead?? the Pats used to be good you know" kek Isn't it time for your nighttime medication old man
Millenial boomers be like "I'm a lifelong Pats from from Arizona. What do you mean you've never heard Creep by Radiohead??" kek
Millennial boomers be like "Hold still zoomie, im finna bouta bust on those sissy lips" kek
The Pats were a great dynasty for their less competitive time. But the young lion eats the old. Chiefs will be more successful in the tougher era and erase the boring memory of Bradyball from the earth. Chiefs > Patriots, Mahomes > Brady and Chiefs will be the first team to 7. Chiefs will be the team synonymous with dynasty football from now until the end of time.
good morning frens! replaced a part of cottage wall yesterday and now i'm gonna put a second layer of paint on it
>>157614504Do Finnchads really live in cottages
>>157614517no but i have one :D i grow many things here in the countryside
>>157614526I hope you grow some huge produce
>>157614526Very based and comfy anon. I could never leave America but I've always daydreamed about getting away to a Nordic country. Maybe if I get rich I'll have a second home out there
*sniffs*>Mike Macdonald is a big stupid doo doo head*sniffs*>I should've won league MVP too...*sniffs*>It's not FAIR!Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek i can't believe Drake Maye cried after losing the Superbowl in embarrassing fashion and then said these things
>>157614526You're a weird dude. Now go dig a hole and put your head in it
>>157614567geeg he really did say those things
>>157614567Ok but have you ever heard of Creep by Radiohead?
>>157614564>>157614566thanks frens you're really kind! yesterday i picked up some pickling because i love and make my own pickles>>157614570no
>>157614577Oh it's true... It's damn true. He got worked into a shoot like a jabroni mmhmmmm 'fraid so >>157614581Maybe i have, maybe i haven't. Who wants to know? Why don't you show your face in the ring and maybe we'll talk
>staff party on 9/11 so I cant watch the gameI hate the bosses
>>157614608dont worry fren 9th of november is still two months away hehe :D
>>157614295How many seasons should have you played by now in the nfl by now
>>157614608>Celebrating 9/11I knew you guys were assmad about not having A/C but didn't realize you were this deranged
>>157614618Why do you always have to put the gay smiley face? It makes me seethe so hard
>>157614618ntayou're such a fag, many people are saying this
>>157614642Fucking kek can you imagine? But no its just a convenient Friday. Should I hit on one of the work wives?
>>157614644:D
>>157614654also it's the niners and rams, you're not missing out desu
>>157614608Since when is a staff party mandatory? I'd rather get on the piss and have a good time than watch one regular season game but they've always been optional
>>157614713timing is also peculiar, who has a staff party starting on thursday evening, dont they have work on friday. that game starts 1am on friday night
>>157614713>Since when is a staff party mandatory?>>157614726>peculiarIt's sounds like bull shit. 9\11 is not some fucking party dayit's a maybe snacks will be provided in the break room on this day, day. no one is holding a party to celebrate the 3000 people who died party. if anything that would be a remembrance get together not a party and noone does this and if they did it would be optional
>>157614504>>157614526based and homepilled.
>>157614760he mentioned about missing the game that comes on 1 am german time on friday, technically that party starts on thursday the 10th. i dont know why he worded it the party is on 11th. also no office holds a party on a thursday, people got work on friday
What happened tonight in michigan was utterly disgustingThank god something like that could never happen in the nfl.
>>157614775he is a lying brown piece of trash refugee
>>157614785what happened
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Boliever bros....
>>157614813time ran out on a michigan game, refs added a magic second for some reason and they got a hail mary and the wolverines won because of that. rigged hard
Got a penis stuck in my buttPounding my assrut But I'm a Buckeyewith a guy
>>157614813big riggi
>>157614785Notably Fair League
>>157614828Too many rich people were about to lose bigly
Radiohead is shit
Reminder that the Broncos were made to be Kansas Cucks>Denver was named after James W. Denver>James W. Denver, was the governor of the Kansas Territory when Denver was founded>He never visited
>>157614966This is a Paramore and Panic! At the Disco genny!Also my emo ravens!
>Josh Simmons not expected to start vs Denver Broncos week 1OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA >HE'S DA NEXT TRENT WILLIAMS!!!!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK QUEEFIES REALLY SPENT A 1ST ROUND PICK ON THIS SUBHUMAN DRUG ADDICT MONGREL UH OH STINKYYYYYYYYYY
>>157615194Wow that's crazy. A week 1 loss you say. We may never recover. Anyway
>>157615194>the tackle that turned to hide
>>157615120Reminder that they drafted Paxton Lynch who John Dorsey's dumbass wanted, forcing us to draft Chris Jones insteadKek
>HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR TACKLE IS A BUST OH NO NO NO YOU WON'T WIN THE SUPER BOWL IN A YEAR WHEN THE RAMS WERE ABSOLUTELY LOCKED IN TO RAPE WHOEVER MAKES IT THERE ANYWAY OH NO NO STINKY IT'S OVERUmmmmm no Kiwitranny, dynasties play the long game. We'll just draft an even better tackle next and win a ring next year. Kek!
>>157615194isnt this the dude thats a complete head case because he has Autogynephilia or some shit?
>>157615205Kek its damn true
>Year 2 Cyrus Allen>Year 2 Emmett Johnson>Year 2 Mansoor Delane>Year 2 R Mason Thomas>Rookie elite LT>Rookie elite RTYou can't stop what's coming.
>>157615202>>157615208>>157615225Brett Veach making ya melty? It's incredible how much that faggot has rode the bus off the roster John Dorsey built. What an abysmal series of talent evaluation failures. Broncos gonna cruise to back to back AFC West titles mmhmmmm 'fraid so
my vikies will trade a shit ton of assets to bungals after this season to secure a qb because otherwise jefferson is leaving
>>157615232You're thinking of anon
>>157615253Even if we don't win the West this year the Bronkeks aren't winning it either, it's either Chiefs or Chargers. Bronkeks will have a losing record mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmmmm 'fraid so, and that's on Kiwi.Veach is actually good at drafting by the way, the Rams just traded for a secondary that he built in one draft. He also drafted Trey Smith and Creed Humphrey in the same draft. Josh Simmons was a sensible pick to try to make, he's an elite lineman that fell to us in the first round due to attitude issues. 100% you take a swing on that and see if the winning culture of the Chiefs can fix him. If it doesn't it doesn't, we'll just replace him in the next draft, which Veach has proven he can do.
>>157615254>jefferson is leavinggood you all dont deserve em
>>157615284i am just being realistic, if this season goes to extra shit and the gm doesn't make a move, jj is out
>>157615264I just showed you all his misses 2023-2025 and you're defending him? KWAB his best pick from those 3 entire draft classes is probably Rashee Rice who has spent half his career injured or in jail to this point. It's time to face facts lil bro the dynasty is officially over
>>157615302No you didn't, you showed some of his picks which contain plenty of good players. Xavier Worthy is universally expected to have a breakout season soon and be a star, Ashton Gillote is a good pass rusher, Jaden Hicks is an elite safety, Wiley is waiting to take over for Kelce and has maintained that role as heir through years of training camps, Rashee Rice won us an owl. There are more bad picks than good but that's usually the case. The only GMs that routinely put together transformative drafts are Veach, Howie and Schneider. Veach is in elite company when he drafts Trey McDuffie, Jalen Watson, Pacheco etc. in the same draft and they immediately contribute to a ring.>It's time to face facts lil bro the dynasty is officially overI was ready to write this season off anyway as I believe it's Andy's last as I've frequently said, and he's on the decline. The Rams being the most unstoppable superteam of all time makes it easier than I thought it would be. Get rid of Simmons, bring in Tomlin, draft some tackles with the first two picks in the next draft and let's start a new era. Two down seasons is a blink in the eye of the NFL. It's so short a time that if we win a ring next season it's still considered a continuation of the dynasty rather than the start of a second one like the Pats. I'm not mad at sending one of our AFC rivals like Josh Allen to get stomped out by the Rams in the owl kek. ImagineMy only concern this season is whether Mahomes survives. With neither a LT or RT and coming back from an ACL he's going to be vulnerable, and if he re-aggravates it who knows what that means. As grim as it is to say, I'm glad Veach is playing 5d chess and already drafted Nussmeier.
I'm not reading all of that
Kek Kiwibrainlet didn't descend from the kind of white people that wrote letters, that's clear
>>157615324>bring in tomlinThis has to be bait
^ Negative amount ball knowledge
>>157615339I've actually heard this take from some other queefies. They think Reid is bringing in too many undisciplined mongrels and that Tomlin can control them better. It's hilarious how they forget all his failures over the last 8 years not just in the playoffs but personnel failures with guys like Lev Bell, AB, Martavis Bryant, Chase Claypool etc
Tomlin was stuck in a rut same as Andy Reid. Give him another chance on a franchise like the Chiefs and watch the magic happen. We've done this before.
>>157615359Pickens as well recentlyTomlin is literally one of the most chimpout ball friendly coaches
I'm not concerned about how a guy that makes the playoffs with Mason Rudolph will do with Patrick Mahomes kekDumb thirdies>>>>/afl/
>>157615365Tomlin survived for years off the roster bill cowher built, including the superbowl win in 09. Hes just another bad >black coach
>>157609136I believe in the buffalo bills...to lose in the conference game against the Chiefs for the 10th time.
>>157615413The Steelers rosters haven't had a thing to do with Cowher for like a decade thirdiegroid, and Tomlin was still routinely making the playoffs and staying competitive. He's so good that even when his retarded GM gave him Mason Rudolph and Mitch Trubisky and etc. he was still making the playoffs and playing competitive games against teams like the Bills. He just got stuck in a rut like I said, it happens. Sometimes you just need a change of scenery and a better front office.
God loves my Chiefs, and He just didn't intend for us to be the team to get raped and gaped by the (semiotically Satanic) Rams this season. Quite simply as, fatsos. The Lord God already foresaw our potential would carry us to the owl this year without divine intervention, and sent us Josh Simmons and consecutive down seasons to build character and dodge a bullet intended for a franchise he does not love, such as the Bills or Chargers. All things work out for the good of those who love God and are called according to His purpose. Patience is a virtue. We await a more glorious hour than any wolf in Rams clothing will ever know. The future will look back on this Rams season as an unfairly stacked superteam and hold their ring little esteem. Whereas the rings that my Chiefs will win in the coming seasons will be regarded with the utmost respect and as the fruits of a truly great franchise. That is what the Lord God has seen fit to set in store for us. Hallelujah
>>157615446losing by 30 in the first round every year isn't staying competitive half of the league makes the playoffs
>>157615458*All this contingent upon whether Josh Simmons plays or not btw.If he plays this season then you can leave the Rams to us KEK. Shit team.
>>157615461The Steelers have lost 5 straight wildcard playoff games by 11+ points and we're supposed to still take Mike Tomlin seriously keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek the cognitive dissonance is hilarious
>>157615446>he was still making the playoffszero playoff wins in ten years, that's all you need to know about Tomlin as a headcoach, and he did it again last year with the most expensive defense in the league. The game left his schemes and playcalling behind a long time ago and he can't learn any new tricks.
>>157615492>>157615497So what would your opinions have been about Andy Reid when he got fired by the Eagles? Fully enlightened by the brightness of the future, or taking into account only the negatives?
>>157615525I always liked Andy Reid because the game clearly didn't pass him by. He still had some deep playoff runs not long before he was fired in Philadelphia like 2008 going to the NFCCG. His biggest mistake was making Juan Castillo his former O line coach the defensive coordinator in either his 2nd to last or last season before he was fired. He got a lot out of the Mike Vick resurgence but some other aspects of the roster construction let the team down. It's apples to oranges comparing Andy Reid with Mike Tomlin imo. I'm not saying Tomlin can't have success in a 2nd stint but i don't know what Tomlin brings schematically to a team to help them win. He's a CEO through and through. If the Chiefs did move on from Andy Reid I'd give the keys to Spags and let him choose a young OC from the college ranks not go for Tomlin
>>157615525Reid got fired after five years of first round playoff exits, which was well deserved, the only explanation for Tomlin being able to double that before getting "stepped down" is the Rooneys
>>157615584>Reid got fired after five years of first round playoff exitsThis literally didn't happen dumbass kek 2008 he went all the way to the NFCCG and he got fired after the 2012 season
>>157615608>Expecting knowledge from a lifelong of 6 years or somethingoh dear...
>>157615581Andy was not as well regarded as Tomlin is right now when he was fired by the Eagles, that's the point. He was seen as a ringless choker whose meme offenses had run their course, and he did nothing to change that opinion on the Chiefs. He went 1-4 in the playoffs and fared no better than Tomlin when he had Mason Rudolph and much worse rosters. Much of what makes a coach is the roster his GM builds. Once Andy got a quarterback he turned into one of the greatest coaches of all time overnight. Give Tomlin the same kind of opportunity and there's no reason he'd do worse and not better than Andy. He's been doing better than pre-Mahomes Andy Reid his entire career>If the Chiefs did move on from Andy Reid I'd give the keys to SpagsThat will never happen and is a terrible idea for multiple reasons. First of all he was a disaster as a head coach which he will just never live down no matter what you think of it, and second he's too old. When we get our next coach it's going to be someone Tomlin's age at the oldest and if not Tomlin, someone like Mike McDaniels or Don Shula. They don't want to have to replace another head coach during the Mahomes era, he'll get the two best head coaches they can give him over the course of his career>>157615584Yeah they pride themselves on not firing coaches which kept him stuck in that rut in a way that was mutually assured destruction, both will benefit by moving on, same as the Eagles and Andy. Not that Mike McCarthy is the answer for them
>Don ShulaMeant Chris Shula kek
>>157615608ok I just checked. Reid lost the conference championship in 2008 then lost two WCs in a row and then missed the playoffs twice and got fired. Tomlin lost the conference championship in 2017, then lost in the divisional, then missed the playoffs twice and kept his job five more years with five first round WC exits. >>157615636all the 10-7 seasons really meant was not getting any good rookies on cheap contracts, which lead to the most expensive defense in the league.
>>157615683You wouldn't have to check if you were into NFL back then. I'm guessing you were 3 years old when those games happened watching Blue's Clues o algo
>>157615683Yep exactly, he was too good to do bad even with shit rosters, which perpetually kept them at a distance from the kind of drafting that shit rosters earn. Yet you also can't fire a coach that can do so well with shit rosters because what about if you hit on some picks? *Never happens* It was a vicious cycle
My fantasy league started the draft without me after I explicitly told them when I was and wasn't available for draft so I dropped all my auto picked players into the waiver pool ruining the league completely. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK sorry not sorry
Not the thread for your "fantasy" football, fat
Tell me more about this fantasy football my husky friend
Accidentally pushed a queefie in front of Kyle Shanahan's car lol whoopsie!!
Important reminder!! (This makes thirdies itt seethe kek)
>>157614644>It makes me seethe so hardBro Finland can't be that far away, just go there and kick his ass
>>157615194
In New Zealand when you try to speak English the natives get frustrated
>>157615974He didn't say anything wrong, the issue is his motivation to play not his talent
Josh Simmons pls
>you now remember that the Broncos had the most sacks in 2025Either Mahomes will start week 1 coming off of injury against the Broncos elite pass rush WITHOUT their starting LT, or they're going to bench him out of concern and just fold on the season opener. If Simmons doesn't start, there's a non 0 chance Mahomes won't either
>>157609136Me too,anon. Me too. :)
>>157611556Dude you just gave me a major nostalgia shot, MLH was the shit!!
>>157616026>If Simmons doesn't start, there's a non 0 chance Mahomes won't eitherNo there isn't you giant retard
>>157616026Mahomes will start no matter what because he's too much of a leader to send a message that he doesn't trust his o-line and Andy wouldn't want to send that message either. He's just going to have to trust in who they give him.It's all just smoke right now though keep in mind, there's no official word that Simmons isn't playing just rumors. We won't know whether to panic until practice next week
Things that NFL fans delude themselves into thinking will happen but still won't happen this season>Chargers winning a playoff game>Ravens and/or Bills winning the AFC>Cowboys making a NFC championship appearance>Bears having a 4000 yard passer>Raiders, Browns, Cardinals, and Jets not being utter shit>49ers having a relatively healthy team by Decemberwhat else should I add to the list?
>>157616066That the Rams won't be as formidable as they look because Donald lost a step
>>157615849Sounds like they didn't want you in because you're an annoying fat retard.
>Mahomes still questionableAre they playing Shanahan mindgames or what? I thought he was good to go?
>>157616066>49ers having a relatively healthy team by DecemberThey didn't even have a healthy team in August
>>157616180He will play
There should be games on today
>>157608598Spoiler that shit
I've got hypobussymia. I'm going to die soon without a significant injection of bussy.
Why doesn't London have an NFL team yet
>>157616374No matter how hard Goddell tries to be soccer 2.0 no one outside the US actually cares about American football, and that will never change.
>>157616347It's fucking haunting...
>>157616324There are
>>157616324Yeah we'd already had two games by this point last year.
>>157617441now that was a good week right there
>>157617441*cracks**sips*yep, those were the dayswe did things differently back then *chuckles*
>>157617745*sips monster*
I heard you losers on this website been callin me "alligator arms" and talkin about how I can't block and blew the super bowl for the pats. well at least i don't get blocked by girls like y'all do lol. pic related (it's me and my girl)
>>157617808zero ultra monster, of course
>>157617441>Sept 4Erm Goodell, why the FUCK is the first game of this year Sept 9??? I want football NOW
anyone else not excited at all for pats seahawks? i honestly am just fiending for that first sunday slate of games.
>>157618130I didn't care when they played in the owl and I damn sure don't care when they play in a regular season gameI shan't be watching
I'm going to continue not watching any football and continue shitposting like I watch every game.
My mother fucking Bengals
suck lol
>>157608652
me and my wife's boyfriend love the bears
>>157618584The Gary Bears? Yeah, they're alright.
>tfw haven't bought a jersey since the Andrew Luck yearsBuying a new one before the season, do I go Jonathan Taylor, Alec Pierce, or Tyler Warren?
How are those Indiana Bears going to do this year
>>157618754I'm hoping they'll face their in-state rivals The Colts in the big game. It will really put Indiana on the map.
>>157618719Anthony Richardson
>>157615581Spags is trash.He becomes a coach, he'll pull a Dabol/ Jeff Fisher.Book it
>>157614775Oh wait I didnt know it was 1am in the morning when the game starts. The party is on Friday evening so all good>>157614760Bro nobody cares about 9/11 here>>157614713Its not mandatory but come on. Im not gonna miss out on free drinks and food and titcow Jana in a slooty dress
>>157616196>winning anything with the ms. congeniality pick at the helm
THREE (3) day until football
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>157619814four (4) days, retard
Yeah, I'm thinking this is bussybro country
>>157620504kiwi talking about bo
>>157619814Fr fr?
>>157620563Ong
>>157620530FOUR (4) days until the end of the Rammies season you mean
>>157620599cap.
>>157620625bussy
>>157620672feminine bussy?
>>157620693No. I ain't no fag. I like me some big manly bussy.
>season opener is a Superbowl rematchIs that a good thing?
This is crazy
Generational busts
>>157621115From a certain point of view.
No more retards for Herbert's offense playcalling
Fuck footfagsFuck ownerfagsFuck reffagsFuck pitfagsFuck homofags Fuck the eliteFuck janniesIm a proud strong white man with A17 eyes and I say tits or nothing. Oh, go cardinals btw.
>>157621254I don’t think TLaw is a bust. He’s never going to be elite but he isn’t bad. Hunter is a bust not because of his game though. The Jaguars were retarded for trying to make the guy a two way player.
>>157621359Holy based, will Kiwi have any response to this?
>>157621364When I say generational busts, I mean these two guys are no where close to being generational players, but it was speculated/believed they were and both times the Jags picked them with a lot of draft capital. Jags are a brutal franchise.
>>157621293
>>157621420He's too busy getting crust busted.
>>157621479Well see about that with Mcdaniels as his OC. Again no more retards telling him to throw a slant for a 3 yard gain.
STOP JEWISH HATE
I'm too mad at the state of CFB right now and now I'm worried about how this NFL season will go. I want to be entertained by sportsball, not raging about obvious rigging constantly
>>157621583If I could get them to stop hating whites, then I wouldn't hate them.
>>157621583Wednesday
>>157621583Hmmmmmm, no
Gonna start rooting for OSU during The Game now. Michigan lost all my respect
Why isn't Josh Simmons playing? Is he having another mental health crisis?
>>157621788A very based choice.
>>157621440The jags suck at drafting. Trevon Walker, Lawrence, Hunter. This is just recently.
It's up. 3 more days until the bussy season starts.
>>157621859Wrong OSU, I root for the Chad Ducks
>>157621895Also based.
>>157621583No!
>>1576205301. Monday 2. Tuesday 3. Wednesday <—— FOOTBALL HERE
>>157621940My God.... he's right!
Football this week
>>157621866Walker is a big part of their run defense that didn't allow a 50 yard rusher last season. Lawrence is easily the best QB in that draft even if he hasn't lived up to the generational hype. It's too early to judge Hunter.
Joe Burrow is a fraud and homo
>playoffs. heheheheh
I was born a woman
>>157622255Legitimately have never seen a person wearing Falcons merchandise since this. The shame must be real.
>>157622255
>>157622300TOOM SPOTTED.
Personal bias for your team aside who has your favorite logo? I honestly always loved the Falcons logo. Also the Dolphin but only the dolphin that was wearing a little helmet
>>157622340jags
>>157622340best current: bearsbest past: eagles 48-68
>>157622340The Vikings or the 49ers
>>157622340Steelers and Vikings I guess.
Thoughts?
>>157622568could be better, could be worse
>>157622568Half the season in Europe by 2030
Bussy
>>157622165Joe Bussy is the best QB in the league right now
Test
>>157622340Green Bay obviously
>>157622568He has been a good commish
Honestly that new Eagles male cheerleader mogs the Vikings one
>>157622568He's no Manfred.
>>157622340It's 99% subjective, but here's my rough ranking
>>157622815Oops, meant to attach this
>>157622794Gayest post I've ever seen in /nfl/ and I've seen hundreds of bussyposts
>>157622833>Raiders>Dabsolute shit taste
>>157622863We got an edgelord here
>>157616180>Lists all 53 players as questionable
this list seems pretty accuratenot in terms of win chance (they're really overvaluing [your team]) but in terms of fanbase opinion this seems spot on
>>157623167The might report optimism for a poll but there is no way 90% of Eagles fans are actually optimistic. Eagles fans are some of the most negative in the league, expecting to be disappointed.
>>157623167We are a hopeful team, this poll is retarded
>>157622833>Broncos that lowCome on, so many schools copy their logo
>>157623321It sucks, their old one was good.
Reading the Odyssee rn thinking about the time Odysseus' lads open the bag of winds and they all get blown back out on the ocean kinda like my man Trey McBride gets cucked by my Retardinals all day
Speaking of windbags, when do Sean McVay and the Rammies depart for Australia?
>>157623405Knowing the Naners at this point, the night before.
>>157618719Eli Manning
Chiefs are trash
>>157623167I can only speak for the Browns, but that seems like an accurate number.
Can failed athletic QBs change positions?Ike Bryce underwood in CFB, athletic as hell but not made for the QB position. I wonder why guys like that don’t just try to change positions.
>>157624007too sissy to make an open field tackle
>>157623959finally a ball knower has emerged
>college sportsso glad my nfl isn't full of such dishonesty and treachery
>>157624007Can they? Sure. But what position would they even play? They're too small to be a lineman, and probably to slow to be a WR. I guess they could be a TE or RB depending on their hands and footwork. But they'd probably be a mid RB. So it's like, would you rather be a mid QB with the hope of being great, or be a mid TE?
>>157624007A lot of WRs in the NFL used to be QBs in early college or high school.
>>157621859Settle down beavis
more like the Lenny Show featuring Mina Kimes
Feels like every otherr team in the NFC North has a better roster than the Packers.
>>157624586need to see this mutt get the shoveldog treatment
>>157624398>>157624007Tannehill was a WR in college and was a decent QB in the NFL the opposite of what youre talking about but it is possible
>>157624586>>157624746
not sure if based or cringe
>>157621845He doesn’t owe us an explanation.
>>157624892he owes season ticket holders an explanation they pay his salary
>>157624840Cringe because he's big enough that surely he could have gotten VIP access. Or based because he wanted the regular person experience
>>157624840
>>157624840So let me get this straight, Gayleb can sieg heil to NHH, but Puka rubs his hands together on a podcast once and has to kiss the wall?
Western Michigan getting robbed caused a massive melty that still hasn't ceased. We starting this season off strong, refbros.
>>157625146umpDREADNAUGHTS really are on a heater
In 3 days, the general will be back at full capacity.
Man this place is dead
>49ers player Brayden Willis gets cut after flying 16 hours to Australialmao
>>157625247Nah you are
>>157625247maybe it's the holiday tomorrow but it is strange
>>157625234Sad!
>[Nick Wright] “Aaron Donald coming back to the rams is like a BBL”
>>157625247>>157625268College Football is on today
>>157625247Everyone is watching the Apple Cup.
Hope the faggot Rams implode and fail to make the playoffs.
>>157625266Anon....
>>157610152>last weekend without nfl
>>157625266This still plays better than Madden btw. I can actually throw a proper galling fade.
Herbert MVP season
>>157625532>most veiny penis
>>157625303I'm hearing this a lot.
>>157625544I feel this would be a more valuable reward in the long run anyway
>>157625303Why? Mcvay seems cool. They have neat uniforms. Stafford is based.
>>157622676
The Steelers just fucking cut Aaron Rodgers.
>>157625866They found out he married Manti Teo's ex girlfriend. He left them little choice.
>>157622133That’s a lot of cope! Walker sucks. Lawrence sucks. It’s not too early to judge Hunter, the Jags have already ruined him. They’ll be lucky to finish 3rd in the AFC South.
Matthew Stafford is really giving Drew “Domebabby” Brees a run for his money as the most overrated QB in NFL history
Why is he lying?
>>157624728They do but it doesn't matter, they have the best QB and best coach in the division
>>157626196What if he's not actually gay?
>>157626236>actually gayYou mean he calls his wife’s penis a clit kind of not actually gay? Because the dude is pretty fucking gay.
>draft Travon “Martin” Walker 1-1>next 3 picks are game changers on defenseWhat did the FAGuars mean by this?
>mfw I realize in 7 days we will have beaten the Giggles
>>157626236Be fucking hilarious if all his psychedelic drug trips cured his homosexuality.
redditors desperately trying to understand why "fellow athletes" always glaze and stick up for each other after Micah Parsons' recent comments in support of Deshaun Watsonwhy are "fellow athletes" like this?
>>157626276Don't call them the FAGuars.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1w8kft2/highlight_the_ruling_on_the_field_is_a_touchdown/>having to repeat "THERE IS NO TOUCHDOWN. THE GAME IS OVER." until Detoiletards understand itkek they're such stupid subhumans
>jewdell extended
>>157626368He’s terminally gay. Stage 4 homo if you will. You can’t cure it.
>>157626276retarded ownership
>>157626227>best qbDo cheesebrains really?
oh no no no, we wandered too far afield of /nfl/ Wionsbros
>>157626433>>157626482They drafted the only person with a more obvious downie face besides Lameme Jackson and STILL haven’t given him a primary position. When you’re making the Titans look good you need to reevaluate. Go back to wearing the paper bags, clown masks and protesting Khan at home games. How many 2nd and 3rd round picks from the past 5 years fled to another team? Faguars make me sick.
>>157626196>wants someday
>>157626227kekbarely above gayleb
>>157626573>pregnant “wife”
>>157626176While people still rate Eli, nobody will be more overrated than him.
>>157626503>>157626604Everybody says that Love is the best. This year he cements it. Get over it
How would you feel going to Drake Maye's house for a holiday dinner where his wife was cooking the meal by herself? Think she could pull it off?
>>157626543You had the number1 draft calm down.
>>157626666I could choke it down
>>157626649i-is that a contrived advanced stats chart?!>>157626666I would smile and swallow
>>157622133>didn't allow a 50 yard rusher last seasonYikes! Check the game logs. They gave up more than 50 in week 1.>>157626676Enjoy your last place finish. Next time you draft a bust QB dont give him a top 10 position contract. Fuck the Faguars.
There has never been a single instance in the history of the NFL where fit trumped talent
Is Rodger’s the top or the bottom?
You know, one thing I noticed was the biggest criticism of Tariq Woolen was that "He's too inconsistent", but he's been extremely consistent as a cover corner his entire career?
>>157626876Aaron Rodgers has transcended sexuality
>>157625307>4chan QBs
Are we going to Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald literally strip Brick Purdy naked during a sack and ram both their rock hard dicks inside his asshole at the same time this Thursday?
>>157627066Please jack off before posting
>>157626297>mfw Jayden's arm dislocates on his first pass attempt
>>157627066Is this before or after Stat Padford goes on IR?
>>157627066They'll be too sleepy.
>season starts this weekGod bros I'm so happy
>>157627161>Jaydens mom>RG3s dadGood thing the skins have little league parents to show them the way.
I know youre reading this. Dont forget I OWN you
^ But chiefs fans are the schizos, please remember
>>157627174>Make a joke about one of the toughest and least injured QBs going on IRhuh?
>>157627235
>>157627247>early
>>157627225>make a joke about the most injured and drugged up QB going on IRftfy. Old man can’t go to the locker room and get an opioid cocktail anymore anon.
>>157627443If you don't miss time, the injuries don't count, and if you have enough money you can do anything anonWhy wouldn't he be able to get a pain shot tho
