>>157609282JUST KICK
Good thing Dante Moore went off or Boise upsets Oregon @ Oregon
War Eagle!
Ducks win.Auburn wins.Bo Nix wins.
>>157609282what even is an aggie anyways?
>>157609288he had no time, bang-bang play, much like what ol jerr was doing in those showers.
>the gaylor bears
Puuuuuurdue
I would do unspeakable things to the Kohl's mom and the best part is I think she would be into it
>>157609303eATMe
The offense half the teams in CFB now use was innovated at Baylor to compete with Texas. The defense everyone uses was innovated at TCU to compete with Texas. Really makes you think
Comfy win
DJ Blackway
Yes, I am inquiring about the whereabouts of Terry Bussy. I've been trying to reach him to avail. If someone could let Terry Bussy know I'm looking for him, I'd appreciate it.
Sandusky did nothing wrong.Go wolverines!
>LSU-Clempus game delayed by weathergay
WHAT A FUCKING TACKLEWAR EAGLE
>GaylorAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157609322>>157609325a real >black qb throw, LEAD THE FUCKER YOU STUPID SHIT HEAD!
>>157609300The biggest win Bo got was that raw dog buttfucking I gave him the barn. He came 3 times
>>157609328
>Alex GoleshThat's not a real name
I get the sense he's got the tism
>>157609327Me on the right.
ducks got em seething hard this year kekaroo
>>157609325I really think he gets it if the ball placement is out and in stride
>>157609350He's Russian.
WAR EAGLE
gommie auburn head coach? wtf
>>157609324It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America.
OH NO NO NO BAYLOR
>>157609350his real first name is Alekseyborn in Soviet Moscow
>>157609357This guy sounds like an absolute retard. You fucked up Auburn
>>157609351Nepotism, yes
Aubrun should feel bad for letting it get that close, holy shit.
>>157609351>tismhe's got another man's cock in his hand. lane kiffin is a homosexual.
charlotte is struggling with the citadel
>>157609351You think autists pull coeds at college bars?
I like that Golesh is basically just saying "Jesus christ we played like dogshit and we are going to have no chance this season if we don't fix everything, but at least we won I guess."
>>157609350Literal KGB sleeper agent is Auburn’s HC
>dj fagway in the year of our lord 2026
>Lagway? I call him Faggay!Damn calm down Jesse
Did golesh just hit the hitler salute
>>157609368For some reason all the best coaches are Russian. You’ve got Mike shishevski from duke. Greg popavich the NBA goat coach. All the best fighting/wrestling guys. Probably more
My temp probe for my smoked picanah is going off fellas, I'm excited!
vandy doing vandy things
>>157609364Why don't they serve ice in the drinks at Kyle Field?The Aggie with the recipe graduated.
>>157609356He gets it if he just turns outside instead of inside
>>157609364Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..."AGGIES - HOW SPECIAL!
QB Darian Mensah9-4 at Tulane 9-5 at DukeNow 1-0 at Miami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WN2PJ_QxjsLive view from Auburn
>>157609400Sure is a lot of whiteness. This is a problem and they need to get more POC students.
>>157609400look how excited they are by that win
>>157609404Diego Pavia left big small shoes to fill
300 drone strikes in celebration!
clearly over the line refs are obviously on the list
GOD LITERALLY HATES LANE KIFFIN
>>157609411______________________Awesome Aggie SayingsThese are just a few of the many.I would rather flunk out of A&M than to graduate with honors from t.u.If t.u. were playing the University of Moscow in Red Square, I would be on the goal post waving a big red flag.West Point is a good prep school for A&M.t.u., t.u. - where the girls are girls and the boys are, too.I would rather go 0-11 and be an Aggie than be National Champs and be a 'sip.Texan by birth, Aggie by the grace of GodAggies may get out-scored, but they never lose.We've never been licked.I would rather eat barbed wire than go to t.u.If I had a low IQ, I would go to t.u., too.No Aggie was without a job during the Great DepressionBOSS - What you call an Aggie five years after he/she graduates"Howdy!", "Gig'em!", "Farmer's Fight!", "Ol Army!"The 4 responses allowed by a fish:1. "Yes, sir!"2. "No, sir!"3. "No excuse, sir!"4. "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of reactitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish and do not know, sir."t.u.: Aggie term for The University of Texas, that small secular (Berkeley Of The South) school in central Texas
>>157609420they'd all rather go to alabama
>>157609404nice baseball score
Everybody's got big balls, til the balls get crushedFormer Gayter QB blaming it on the other former Gayter QB too, and he's probably right. lead him it's a TD
>>157609404>xp is good. >only have 6 ptsclassic espn math
>>157609418Now he overtakes the ND QB for #1 in Heisman odds
>>157609420Just do what sconnie does.
root for gtlose by 1 on blocked fgroot for boisechoke at the end by 1 scoreroot for baylorlose by 1 point and 1 inchevery year i forgot how much the cfb gods hate merooting for clemson so i expect lsu to win by 1 on a last second blocked xp returned 100 yards
Clemson @ LSU on deck.I predict that the Tigers will win!
>>157609424Last winning season was 2019 so fans are hungry.
>>157609450not if i have anything to say about it, and i do!
>>157609449No one cares, go back to your guard post, librarian.
>>157609445>>157609295Now the Heisman favorites are
We hate watching LSU, right?
>female announcer in the vandy gamedoesn't have a grating voice like beth mowins though, might not be an instant mute
>>157609458I've never really thought of myself as a furry, but that girl's paint is making me think about it real hard.
>>157609467They are my favorite as a neutral
lol they just mistook a different player for terry bussey
>>157609467Only contrarians and redditors areKiffin is based for destroying the status quo and wants the best team possible
So brave of blowhio state to play the powerhouse Ball St this weekend.
I do think it's kind of funny that the exact second EVERY school was allowed to do what the SEC schools had always done, the SEC started to get BTFO in the postseason. How many years in a row now have we gone without an SEC national champion? Four? Five?
>>157609400Why do they all look the same
>>157609467LSU more hated than TTUheh heh we get away with it. AGAIN!
>>157609492>EVERY schoolName 56 of them
>Score at 33Masonic ritual or what?
>>157609467Yes. I think it’ll be fun that this season has 1 clear villain that 95% of people want to lose as much as possible
>paco seething about freemasons on /cfb/
Hook em
Cancer commercial cut off by mcdonalds
Why is Vandy not starting their high dollar 5 star QB? Are they going to develop him and think he's going to hang around that shit box for more than 1 year?
>>157609467Even though I know it's what kiffin wants, I will be hatewatching lsu. Same with the Lubbock Gamblers
Is clempus gonna do the bus thing tonight?
I don't think college football coaches understand that a 2 point conversion is a low percentage play. Especially when the game is on the line.
Kiffin is so awkward, I love it.
This fucking game won't kick off until 9pm now. ABC has to get all their dick sucking promos in and story lines.
>>157609492I think it's kind of funny that most schools have to pay elite players to play for them when the SEC was getting them to do it for free. Although if you watch the women in the crowd at the average non-SEC game the pieces start to fall into place
>0 (ZERO) ranked upsets this week>b-but clempus can-No
>>157609419So many cuties each time the crosswalk changes. I really miss college.
>>157609492this retarded cope again. it's not just NIL, it's the portal killing depth. you'd have to be legit retarded to think that Ohio State and the Texas & Oklahoma oil money schools weren't paying players too, hell we know USC was
>>157609555None of them did, do or ever will talk to you.
>>157609550>a kino late night game on week 1Clempus better make it worth it.
>>157609467I love their colors but they keep hiring coaches that I fucking despiseHate clempus too but i think theyre less bad for CFB than Lane Kiffin LSU
>delaying kickoff because of a little rainSoft faggots.
>>157609545Would be ballsy in Baton Rouge
Okie State you ok?
>>157609559Only a jew can't appreciate beauty.
>>157609576kek, just realized it was an away game. Damn.
Is Baton Rouge a cool city to visit? the vibes outside the stadium seem eccentric
>>157609556Just let them vent man. Talking about the SEC is all they have. Let them get it out of their system. By 2030 they might not be brain dead retards and actually contribute to these threads.
DUDE LE CUTE PUPPER DOGGO
gonna watch 3 stooges until the next close game creeps up. keep me posted!
>>157609575Kiffin noticed a laser sight over his heart
PETER!
>rain delayperfect, now I have time to make my potatoes to go with my perfectly reverse-seared picanah.
>>157609523how much jewish cock do you think mcconaughey sucked to get his start in hollywood
>flyovers can't play football in the rain
>>157609588There is nothing worth visiting in that whole state. An absolute ugly shithole. The only thing there worth a shit is the food.
Your college is a who? compared to: American Caldwell just released their most visible university rankings
>>157609608Every city with an airport is a flyover, retard.
>>157609605like how many total, or unique cocks, or like the distance of cocks if you lined them all up?
>>157609608>I’m acting retarded on purpose
>>157609588thats the disney production of ESpN magic. its a Nig Nog filled shit hole like thr rest of the state.
Make it happen
>>157609592all it proves is how bad that 20 years of SEC dominance was killing them. they're so happy to be "buying rosters" now too, what a joke. saban gave his dumb negroes dodge challengers. a little bit different than high schoolers getting 7 figure deals, and the sport definitely isn't better for it
>>157609617Fuck I knew I shouldn’t have cheaped out and gone to a translucent university
This game is gonna be great slopkino, I can't fucking wait.
>>157609641oh you
>>157609617>visibleIs this code word for DEI?
Today's slate of games was so fucking boring I'm considering watching baseball anons
>>157609605>implying he'll ever be allowed to stop
>>157609649Baseball is better than football anyway
>>157609633Nah needs some random ass east coast team.
>>157609649Anon… let’s just talk about this… don’t take these kinds of drastic measures
Oh I forgot to look back and see if Tulsa finished it off>choklahomo stateFucking losers hahahahah
>>157609282I'll be continuing to post my dogs in support of the University of Florida GatorsGo Gators!
>neutral fan dicksucking lsu>calling lsu, the modt reddit-adored team of all time, "reddit"this why you should lsu. no matter what scumbag shit they do, media and neutral redditors continue to get on their knees and blow their tiny dicks
I'm not in a place I can listen, have they said how long the rain delay is expected to last?
>>157609660
>bussey has bulked up. looks like beastlol
EMAW, /cfb/!! Been busy, but I have seen the score; really cool decision to go for two.
>>157609627jews have microdicks but I think you have to add up the total number of head bobs. So like if hershel goldstein, talent executive for paramount, has a withered 1.25-inch dick, but then mcconaughey had to work on that deformed penis for ten minutes, with a grand total of 400 head bobs up and down that circumcised disaster, that's 500 inches of cock. And that's just one exec. It's a lot more than zero is all I'm saying
>>1576096702 fucking hours
>90 minute rain delayThis game is going to be on til Midnight. Kinda kino tbqh.
>>1576096709 eastern, at earliest
holy shit is the game not gonna start for another 2 hours? how can they have 2 hours of dead air
Why was the oregon player allowed to hit people, especially the QB, in the face with that club weapon he was wielding?
>weather delay
>>157609649I am watching Yankees Padres until LSU and Clempus start
>>157609649Baseball is awesome. Not sure why you can't do that on top of football like the rest of us
>>157609670It's a 90 minute clock from the last lightning strike in range, and the clock hasn't started. We're looking at 9:30-10PM probably
>>157609649I wouldn't recommend it.
>>157609686>2 hours of dead airYou two hours of sucking off (((ap))) ranked teams.
>>157609671Im 40 years old today. All I want is my Gators to look like a real team again.
>>157609551talking about how southerners would prostitute their southern belles to black players to play for e.g. 'bama?
>>157609665Your dogs now have brain cancer. They'll start feeling the effects at Christmas
>>157609556Texas was not paying players they would have not been bad for 2 decades if so and you have to be retarded not to notice they instantly became good only when NiL became legal. Same with Notre Dame and several other rich schools
>>157609697>We're looking at 9:30-10PM probablyWell, time to start drinking!Thanks anon
>>157609699What do you recommend?
Don't look now but THE Charlotte 49ers are losing to FCS THE Citadel with 2 minutes left
Let's go Blue!
>>157609689When you're a star they let you do it.
>week 1 and SECucks already maldingkek buying teams in college egg was all they had and we took it from them
>>157609710im ready to get fucking BLASTED tonight. Time for Divine Dabo to purge cfb of heresy
The Terrorizer of Texas State
>>157609676You've given this a little too much thought, anon...
Hook 'em
>illegal touching turns a touchback into safetyRETARD ALERT
>>157609705If it were up to southerners we'd be watching plantation football with blacks and colleges would be 100% white. You want to crack jokes about the state of things, think about who set them free and decided they belonged at college.
>>157609708You can lead a SEC fan to water, but you can't make them drink
Why are you all upset about the game being delayed? Just drink a couple of more drinks like me and stay up watching it. It's fuckin' SATURDAY.
>>157609649>this sport is bad, lets go watch pacoswing o algo hombresACK
>>157609715Once you get outside the cream of the crop of the G6 you’re basically looking at FCS teams talentwise so this isn’t that surprising
>>157609734based
>>157609713Checking your outlets.
>>157609697I thought it was 30 minutes?
Give it to me with an upward curve: Are my Razorbacks going to the playoffs?
>>157609732Midwestoids cannot think with the most basic logic
>>157609657There
>>157609674Huh I didn't realize goemaw.com is dead until now
>>157609730kicking it is better than letting the opponent pick it up for a td
>>157609649I'm watching college football because my local MLB team is behind some paywall.
>>157609746I told you already, Ohio is NOT in the Midwest.
>>157609737The same can be said for P4 teams. Hence why ok state and Rutgers lost to G6 literally whos
incomplete cmon reffies
>>157609747It's too wet for flyovers please understandIt's too hot for flyovers please understand
>>157609740I see...
>>157609741for whatever reason the LSU staff is saying 90 minutes, and latest I saw was it hadn't started yet
>>157609740c'mon anon its not that bad.
>>157609730I’ve been punished much more severely for illegal touching personally
>>157609757Its Mideast
>>157609752Its...its perfect.
>>157609769Well, them and Michigan are now.
>>157609764>>157609766Mossad sabotaged the season because of this.
>>157609752That's more than 12 pendejo
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157609757The midwestoid cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>157609752Unless they bring basketball, I don't think they get an invite
>>157609282people weren't angry enough about this guy or at Penn State
ohio is mid west north midwest
>157609707I doubt it.Go gators!
>okie liteI was told gundy was the problem
>>157609790Wait till you see how many the B1G have now.
when someone says tech what team do you think of?
>>157609757No one cares where Ohio is
>>157609798could've stopped at Ohio is mid
>weather delay Retarded. The LSU fans would love nothing more than to be surrounded with lighting in the game
GO FOR 2, CHARLOTTEDONT BE A PUSSY
>>157609812Texas Tech
>can't sell out the openerfucking pansies
>>157609826correct.
>>157609812Tech State
>>157609822
i don't think I've ever seen so much media fangirling for a coach that has literally never won jackshit as we've gotten for lane kiffin
>>157609805Maybe the secret to winning was 40 year old men
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!!
>>157609836watch that completely shit offense drop 50 on tech or houston or something
>>157609837Prime
Mommy Rutledge
>>157609845i barely count him as a coach
>>157609837Lane Kiffin is the USC of coaches
>all yellow uniformsbarf
>>157609834Eastern Tech State & M
>>157609837He’s not that good of a coach lol. He deserves credit for figuring out how to roster build with the tranny portal more rapidly than anybody else (except shignetti) but otherwise his body of work is Lincoln Riley and Sark tier
While we wait for LSU/Clemson, rate my fantasy team thus far. 12 team, half ppr, 2 WR/2 RB 1 FLX (non-superflex).
reminder clemson will throw if they're up because of muh dixie pride
>>157609845he was a good player thoughbeit
>Blunderwood
>blunderwood
>>157609617Incredible that you're behind Miami (Oxford)
>>157609647For the faggies, it's a measure of how many tons of rivalry game shirts they end up shipping to Africa when they lose.
>clempus delayed.What game we watching
>>157609701We got this!Go Gators! Touchdown!
>>157609851He is 3/5 of a coach at most
These boosters and ADs who live nowhere near black people choose a black QB then wonder why they suck
yep underwood is still ass
>>157609879Seeing if Citadel can beat Charlotte because lmao
>>157609879citadel v charlotte
>>157609827still more people in the stands than at USC
>>157609866Doesn’t mean you are great coach
>>157609879im watching my aggies commit penalties
>be Michigan >win natty with white head coach & white QB>fuck it, let's get a black QB & black head coach>.........
Texas 8&4
>>157609885>AD is black
>clempus has their players running around wasting energy for a game that might not start for 2 hours Classic Dabo
God hates Clempus and JEWSU
>>157609896Don't forget Reed still missing easy passes more than 15 yards deep.
>>157609899checked and kek'd
>>157609906big milk
>>157609764Fuck that! I'm never going to Wally World ever again.
How'd I do, guys?
>>157609827the box seats would be peak comfy
>>157609927You flossed it in between your buttcheeks right? If so then it’s perfect
>>157609908its gonna be a long season
>>157609827They should play, I don't think the heavy stuffs comin' down for a while.
>>157609927>two slices of toastyour already eating mash potatoes, mix in a salad for once in your life.
trouble with the snap
why lsu call death valley
My Wildcats finna drop 100 on Nicholls
>>157609791Based Soviet proletariat bot
>>157609945>saladI'm getting it second hand from the beef I am eating.
>>157609937Yep. I made the mistake of getting my hopes up after the first drive. Fortunately that blown td pass to Bussey brought me back to reality early in the season.
>Pissshitigan
>>157609927looks good
>>157609812Georgia Tech but I live a couple of minutes from their campus so that heavily influences my view. Taco is Texas Tech.
>count down to kickoff - 1 hour 28 minuteskek
A fucking 2 hour lightning delay? Are you serious?
>>157609937As a Bama fan I know exactly how A&M fans feel. We had Marcel Reed a few years back too in the form of Jalen Milroe. He WILL win you a few games with his legs, but he's also going to make some boneheaded decisions that will cost you games especially on the road.
Why cant every nigger be more like Booger??
>TexASS A&M, 9> Missouri State, 0>almost halfway through Q2 What went wrong?
Chocolate Bevill State cutie
The fuck is the refball at tech?
>>157609968>some bonehead decisions>somehe did this twice in one game, btw.
>>157609970sticky and annoying?
>>157609927>toast as a dinner side
If Lane Kiffin is struck by lightning, does that mean there is a God?
>muh big name ranked Power 4 school playing Western North Dakota A&M and acting all high and mighty when it’s a blowoutThey should all feel ashamed for scheduling such a game.
>>157609976We have a running back for a quarterback.
michigan looking like garbage againI genuinely forgot who their new coach was until they put the camera on him
>>157609976the melanation of the quarterback
>>157609991>Western North Dakota A&MI'm embarrassed. I actually googled that.
>>157610001They're no East South Dakota Tech
>political slam ads are backOhhhh, yeah, buddy.
i cant believe god forgot about dj lagway again
>>157610008That's SDSU to you, sweetie.
Which would you rather have?>black head coach calling plays for a black qb on 100% of your team's snaps for 4 years>black surgeon for heart surgery
>>157610013God conveniently forgets about a lot of things. It's as if he doesn't even actually exist.
Mike elko kills himself and goes to heaven. The angel Gabriel gives him a tour of heaven upon arrival. He gets to see his house is a nice ranch style house with a Texas A&M flag flying out front and swells up with pride. Gabriel walks him around and shows him all the amenities. Then they come upon a huge mansion with marble pillars a giant University of Texas flag flying in front. Elko turns to Gabriel and says “Seriously Sark died too and he gets this whole mansion?”. Gabriel laughs and says “nah that’s Gods house”.
>>157609927>no seasoning on the meat>white toast with butter just waved gently past itThanks for encouraging stereotypes
>realize I'm late to turn on the Clempus vs LSU game>think I've probably missed the first quarter>weather delay and doesn't start for over another hourwell wtf do I do now
Charlottebros...
>>157610023I'm taking the surgeon. At least my suffering would be over quickly and relatively painless.
>>157610009>vote for me because my values are yours and this other guy eats babiesOur politicians are corrupt, take bribes then spend their dirty money on this shit
>not kicking fgTerrible decision wastern
>>157610023>4 years of mediocre football or literally fucking dyingdamn idk
>>157610028heh
>>157610029>yt ppl dun't sezn de inside of dey roasts.retard, it's a slice from a roast.
Charlotte should just drop football again, it was a fun experiment but its time to call it
>michigan
Lot of good games on today. Watching Wyoming Colorado State right now. CFB is back!
>>157610047To some people, Oregon fans, death is easier.
>>157610051I can see the fatcap, retard. You should still season the outside.
>blunderwoodmr larry ellison please send us another $10m we need a new QB with lighter skin
>>157610051no excuse yt boibetter dump a pound of lowrys on it and suffer heart failure like a wise buck
>>157610058Charlotte, UAB, and Georgia State should all give it up. There's not a place for them
michigan doing the oregon/nike uniform shuffle and it's horrible. their 80's - 2010s unis were iconic. they look ridiculous now.
Do Michigan fans even know what state E Michigan plays in?
well at least our kicker can actually make fgs
This is A&M offense is taking a huge step back this year.
>>157609895means they have material to talk about with you though
>>157610062It's perfectly season with salt, pepper and garlic. And you don't get any. So, hmph!
Faggiebros...
your mom goes to college
>Faggiecels in charge of hiring a new offensive coordinator
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! Time to bring out the backups!!
wtf happened with oregon earlier i missed the game
>>157609797Yeah this was funny as hell when it first broke, but you also have to remember it's a man molesting boys so no one actually gives a shit.
>>157609927Mogged by mine
>>157610089>Reed drops a dime>2 plays later throws the ball 4 feet over the head of his receiver who was on the right side of the defender for an easy tdKill me now
lmao at that missouri state foomble
If you really wanted to give me shit for my dinner, you'd make fun of the $1.99 rehydrated potatoes I used.
>>157609981Kek. Nick Saban quit because of this dude.
>tight sticky man coverage Gross.
>>157610061Oregon was mediocre at best for most of their existance. It wasn't until the mid 90s when Phil injected Nike money everywhere that they started consistently winning.
>>157610118>he didn't spatchcock itinferior bbq enthusiast.
>>157610118where did you find a shrimp that big?
>>157610112They played like shit the whole first half.
>>157610061Yes.
>>157609981>>157610123he also destroyed Georgia, so its a mixed bag
>>157610134That’s what your momma asked me
>>157610136Every city with an airport is a flyover.
Hate watching Michigan
>>157610118how long is the corn on there? been meaning to try that some time.
>aggie music is exactly what you would expect
>>157610153anything interesting happening?
>>157609303A bovine autist
>>157610158they look like shit
Trying to decide if I should go rub one out for the next hour and half before LSU and Clemson come on, or start a new farm on FS22.
Blunderwood can't even throw a screen pass
Hope Clemson came to play because I want some late night KINO.
>>157610155I fucked up my crop and only got some in mid august.
*punts in your path*
>>157610101It’s just Nicholls State so it doesn’t mean much, but they’re at least doing what they should be doing against a shitter team. I am optimistic that Collin Klein learned a lot from Bill Snyder
Daily reminder that Michigan gave up Carter Smith, who led Wisconsin to two upsets over ranked teams as a true freshman, for Bryce Underwood.
>>157610167interesting shit?
Michigan has punted at least 1 time to Western Michigan. Embarassing.
>>157610021Oh hey little bros, coming up to Mountain West any time soon?
>>157610118What's that thing on the left a donut?
These all yellow Michigan uniforms are ass.
>>157610155Oh wait you meant time. an hour usually @250
I've seen enough, we're going 11-1 at worst and making the 'offs
>>157610188I think they stay put. Might as well tear ass and win 'ships.
holy fuck these boys in the citadel charlotte game are violent
>>157609467>weather delayI dont know if ill make it my team had a noon game and afternoon drinking made me tired
>>157610191>play like piss, look like pissAppropriate
>two hand shoving receivers out of bounds>late hitting players several yards out of boundsMichigan retards
utah state on upset alert?
Hey Bros
Mestmaker looked like shit today against a G6er.
>3OT Charlotte CitadelAbsolute fucking kino, but man I wish the old OT rules were back
Here come the reffies to save the (((ap ranked))) team.
I don’t know what the point of watching college ball is these days. After Oregon got exposed today there are two teams who can conceivably win the championship and they play each other next week. Why even bother after that.
>Western Michigan: undersized, slower, less talented, less skilled, mostly white>Michigan: Bigger, stronger, faster, more talented, more skilled, mostly black>close gameInteresting
The Goonies is on SYFY if anyone wants to join me.
>>157610206Trust me, it gets old after a while.
>>157610240Boise St. exposed the AP poll not the Ducks.
WHERE IS THE LSU STREAM?????? I NEEED HELP
>>157610240Cool. Go watch soccer or something then
>>157610255It's not on for an hour.
CITADEL CITADEL
>charlotte gets KWABbed by the Citadel
>>157610246Didn't seem to bother the Bi-sons.
>>157610255you're not missing anything the game is in a weather delay
>>157610255It's on ABC retard
I've seen enough my Aggies are screwed for this season.
>>157609649Its ok the first couple weeks are essentially preseason games with the relevant teams raping teams that have no business being in the same league with a random game or 2 of playoff team matchups for some asinine reason
Someone post some cfb hawgs while we wait out this delay. Need to beat my pud.
>>157610254Be for real with me and yourself. Oregon has never won and that doesn’t change this year. Ohio will beat them handily, they’ll get an at large spot and then lose to some other shitter who will get BTFO in the following roundLiterally the only interesting storyline is seeing if NDSU can get into the playoffs and maybe win one round
Can someone catch my up on all the cfb 2026 memes I have missed? I'm just checking in to the thread. Also go Gators! I hope you like my dogs!
>Kyle already regretting his decisions lmao
My sooners are going to butt fuck michigan next week
>>157610227hi
Meatchicken sucks lel
>>157610279Yeah so?
>>157610287Eat shit Whit
What part of Western Michigan are you lads from?
>>157610240True. Ohio State and Texas could never screw up and lose when the chips are down. That’s impossible
With a hard work ethic inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.
>black QBsUnless they're given at least 6 seconds to throw, with a clean pocket, with wide open receivers, they're fucking useless
Michigan has not converted a single 3rd down in the first half against Western Michigan lmao
G6 roundup >Tulsa beats OSU (again)>Tulane fails to do anything against a shit Duke>Boise State Quality loss>JMU bends but doesn't break against Liberty >South Florida looks pathetic JMU, Boise State, NDSU, and somehow UMass look to be front runners for the playoffs
bryce underwood is not a serious football player
>>157610258No. College football used to be very interesting. There are two halfway competent white QBs who will contend for the chip and then a bunch of schools committed to nigger QBs that play the sloppiest fucking ball ever every single week. I’m tired bro. I want some mystery and excitement back in the season. Indiana last year was nice but that won’t happen every year
>meatchicken
>>157610301No one else has any talent this year like last year’s Miami or Indiana teams.
>>157610303Whats the autism that allows you to post this multiple times per day everyday day? Is it a false flag to sound as asshurt and retarded as possible?
>>157609902Racial bias, even worse
>>157610279You hate us cuz u anus
I forgot Blowhio had their senior day today cause they're scared of Michigan lmao
>michigan struggling to get to 100 yards against a directional school
Should've stayed retired, whitt
50 minutes to kickoff, SEC sissies
So for the second straight year, the soundest defensive gameplan against Michigan is "make the $12 million QB play QB".
>>157609927Looks like trash compared to these fresh scallops i harvested. That piece of meat is fucking grim. Looks what they were eating on the USS Lincoln.
the chicks in the florida crowd are making me really horny
>>157610240Overreacting to week 1 is definitely something smart people do
that rich old UM jew booster gotta be pissed at his chinese girlfriend.
>>157610329Uh oh, the shit skin is triggered...
>>157610346>eating bugs from the sea floor
>>157610264Fargodome attendance has been cratering the last few seasons. The game against Jax State was the first sellout in years
>>157610345you'd be surprised at how many defensive game plans are just keep him in the pocket spy him with a linebacker.
>>157610279I dont think they have ohio on the schedule
is this the year butch jones gets fired again?
Jackies are on the board!
>>157610346>poor people foodyikes
>>157609927>>157610118Moggerino cappuccino. Goddamn these scallops are good. Paired with a cheesey parmesan cream sauce with the spinach and cheese ravioli.
>>157610361That's because people from North Dakota are RETARDS.
>>157610353By "shit skin" do you mean "adult" and by "triggered" do you mean "disdainfully mocking me"? If not then you're confused
>>157610349When the winner of OSU-Texas goes on to blow out some SEC has-been or Marcus “Nigger” Freedman and his merry band of Irish buffoons in the chip you remember what you said here
>>157610339Put some respect on Kalamazoo. They have a more recent championship... in hockey.
>>157610357toddler pallette. if you have ketchup in your fridge at home you're lost
>>157610329Probably the fact that tons of blacks get a shot at being QB1 despite not being anywhere near compatible for the job
>>157609927its pic related
>>157610383I have no idea how that is supposed to be a coherent response to my post
>>157610377>eating bugs>eating grass>guzzling cream sauceJust admit that you're a faggot already.
>>157610391ketchup is the only thing in my fridge
>>157610380Smart enough to know the FCS is a dead end
Sound like a bunch of fags arguing over who's recipe is better.
>>157610394Yeah I cant think of any that have won a natty or superbowl lately
>>157610386and UM wouldn't be shit at all in hockey if the USNTDP wasn't in ann arbor.
>games are so bad we're arguing about seafood and sauces week 2 cannot get here fast enough
>>157610395see: >>157610051
>>157610382>that comeback Oh, you're just a dork. Got it
GATORS ARE BACK, NIGGERS! FUCK WHATCHU HEARD!
>>157610395Why are they letting the help eat with the guests?
>>157610408per capita
>>157609282sandussy
>>157610403>implying a shot at the MW title is better than a Natty Jr every other year.kek
>>157610367What is he so angry about
>>157610414> the spamming newfag thinks I'm a dork!Unambiguous positive
>>>/ck/
The Philosopher
>>157610395>bitching about free food
>>157610427He lost to the Ragin' Cajuns...Get it...Ragin'.
>>157610421Yeah there's even fewer of them, good point
Imagine the smell in Tiger Stadium about now….More than 100,000 Cajuns packed together, wet, damp. Now 82 temp, 95 humidity. Damn
>>157610434The PedoPhilo
>>157610411This didn't happen when the Ducks were on.
Chad Powers
I think its officially panic time in Michigan. Even Moore wasn't this bad holy fuck.
>>157610395Let's see the help complain the rich, White folk for even letting him eat for free. See what they make him eat then.
>>157610376>>157610357I harvested them myself you absolute useless mongrel niggers wouldn't know anything about good food or sustaining yourself
>>157610408>Hurts carried to a win against weak Chefs team>Mahomes the octaroon whose “black” side is just a literal muppetCouldn’t care less about college niggers who just ride oversized linemen to championships as they run around like they just got out of the cellar
>>157610441
>Blunderwood from his own 2 yard lineYea this drive has no chance
michigan is fuckin gay
>>157610377Mean to post my slop.
Clemson LSU will be kino. Don’t you worry.
>>157610458>didn't watch the game or even check the box score of the superpower, has a comical opinion as a result>doesn't care about college despite nonstop spamming every thread for yearsDamn this is weapons grade seethe
>>157610364>this one little trick drives >black QBs CRAZY
>>157610457>I dug these seabugs out of the mud myself!Yeah, poverty like that other anon said.
>>157610457>eating bugs
Is it true LSU fans smell like corndogs?
>>157610447Nigga did you forget when people were arguing about whether the chud parts of Oregon should secede or not during the game?
>>157610440I do not get it, no.
>>157610427iirc they got stuffed at the goal line and couldnt line up in time to run another play before time expired
>>157608626game almost ready
>>157610461>white/blackLol
>>157610467nice cheetah print faggot
>>157610489reddit thread
>mfw a Michigan fan called his team "good" near me
>>157610467>curdled cheese and broken sauce>10-day-old semen-colored ravioli>bugsdisgusting.
>UNDERMEME AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157610490NAA
AHAHAHHAHAHA SHITSHIGAN
>>157610457nigga i walk to the breakwall and catch enough yellow perch to last me a year. and it tastes better than that slop.
>AFRICAN>AMERICAN>QUARTERBACKS
>MISHITGAN
KWAB
>black QBsWhat do they do?
>>157610490Who is that supposed to be?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEAT SHIT WHIT>MEATCHICKEN>BLUNDERWOOD
>qb primate
LMFAO
>black qbs
>Black QBs
>>157610477they all smell like Tony's. It's like Indians smelling like curry because they eat so much out it.
>michshitgan
Enjoying Colorado State Wyoming still. Would recommend. I like the school. Wishing the conferences were not all fucked up still and it was 8-10 conferences of regional states. Should be about 4-6 states connected to each other in a conference.
>shitshitgan
Out of bounds, but still...>Michigan
i want to punch mcafee in the fucking face. why is this faggot shoved into our faces so much.
Who the fuck has been coaching underwood?
>>157610441haha suck it, negro
I get drunk and drive home and then crank up my custom stereo system throughout my gated community playing Panzerlied and I’ve done this for 15 years and only been arrested once
Not watching the Michigan game what did underwood do?
I've seen enough. Bring back Sherron Moore.
>little blue
>>157610118Why ruin corn by not boiling it?
New:>>157610549>>157610549>>157610549
new>>157610541>>157610541>>157610541>>157610541
>>157610476>>157610475It's a bivalve.And we know, your rabbi doesn't let you eat them. More for me. They are beautiful and delicious.
>>157610557>>157610558good job retards
>Western Michigan Lmao, where are these guys even from, the moon? How can the stand up to the big MU
>>157610547You have to be 18 to post here
>>157610457putting bugs in a yeti lol youre white trash for sure.
>>157610574NAA
>>157610557>>157610558which is it
6 7
>tune into lsu pregame>mcafee>tune outGod I'm sick of this coked out retard
>>157610583Obviously. Nonetheless a salient point
>>157610510Don't yell at me, we're on the same team.>>157610580Can't afford one? I've got so many. I'm really hoping everyone is just trolling me by calling scallops bugs. I'm counting on it. But you these days I think some anons could really be that retarded. Its a bivalve my nigga.
>>157609927Your toast came out nice
>>157610467>cheetah print furnitureIs your wife a stripper?
>>157609951The Harvard of da Bayou(Bayou Lafouche)
>>157610295Mmph hmph!
>>157610612NAA
da fuck is la tech doing
>>157610434Shut up white trash Floridaman>>157610436I love how trailer trash gets into university football
>>157610698>wherever I go, I must spam low iq things
>>157610519Russel wilson
>>157610530i don't even understand this insult. tony's?t. LSU nigger
Why'd I go to the gameI could've been playing Age of Empires
>>157610454Holy shit just season your fucking food
>>157610663She is a classics professor >>157610502Yea the sauce was absolutely fucked due to the moisture from the bugs
Michigan cheated and won, wow
