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EAT SHIT WHIT
my bussy is ready for kino
>>157610565
So, why did the reffies take the tuddie away?
Blunderwood is a disaster.
Underwood reminds me of Joe Milton without the actual arm talent.
>quarterblacks
>>157610577>what the fuck have I done?
>quarterbacks of the black variety
mcafee is a faggot
>>157610585stepped out
get fucked Horton
>>157610585If you're talking about the WMU pick, the dude took multiple steps out of bound
blunderwood picking up where he left off i see?
>>157610577>im finna to have to done had bench dis nigga
>>157610608So? Should be allowed when you're playing a (((ranked))) team.
SEVEN TO SIX
yeah i don't think underwood is ever gonna emerge into a good playeranother moment of retardery from the recruiting services, he must be good because he's... le tall!
EMAW, /cfb/!! Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! Let Avery rest now, let the back up practice a bit in case of injuries.
Oklahoma is gonna fucking mangle Michigan next week. It's gonna be like a slasher movie
I don't know who Michigan's backup QB is, but if he's white, put him in for the 2nd half otherwise we're looking at Appalachian State pt 2 Electric Boogaloo
what's so great about lobster tail and other shell fish? tasteless and rubbery. all the flavor is in the butter or whatever sauce you're using. give me a steak any day over that shit.
>>157610618>he's... le tall!That's not why that DEI school picked him.
why did they cancel the LSU game? are they going to play tomorrow?
>>157610629lobster was trash food back in the day. given to prisoners.
>and starting at linebacker for miami>mo toure>in his 8th year of eligibility, what a story that is
>>157610628they've got a senior who transferred from Colorado State and is probably only there to hold a clipboard, Kirk Herbstreit's dumb kid, and a couple freshmen. if Underwood doesn't pan out they're in VERY big trouble moving forward.
michigan needs to go to an option attack. underwood isn't a pocket qb.
>>157610639People always say this, but never mention that they ground it up, shell and all, and that's why it was trash food.
>>157610636it got delayed. its scheduled to start in 30 min
Who up LSPoo ing they Clempussy rite na
>>157610636Kickoff at 9:40
>>157610644This year, but I'd imagine Michigan can pluck a decent QB from the portal.
>>157610640Weren't Miami fans the ones chimping out last year over the age of Indiana players? kek
>force blunderwood to play QB>winthat's all there is to beating michigan since they don't have a god tier (cheating) defense to bail them out anymore
>>157610664they also had a 9th year TE at one point
>>157610657until the next lightning
>>157610664Tbf he's "only" 24, he was 16 and came out of Africa and got hurt a shitload of times + covid
>>157610549They are bivalves. Not bugs. Morons.
>>157610687Hag
>>157610678It looks like the system is well outside of baton rouge. i think it's safe that they kick off at 940
>>157610642Even Michigan's uniforms are disgusting. Jesus Christ Whittingham.
>>157610685no one cares, bug eater
>UF defense falling apart against FL Atlanticwe're cooked. I'll be shocked if we win more then 5 games this year.
>>157610662I can't imagine Larry Ellison would be happy with Michigan pulling the plug on his $12m investment. This is what happens when you get in bed with techbro retards who don't know shit except how to make green line go up
Dave Portgoy meltdown incoming. Michigan might be the worst team in the B10. Mind you some (((people))) had them ranked above teams like Texas Tech, Bama, or BYU. Embarrassing.
>>157610687Who?
>it's bussy time!
I rarely watch CFB. But when I do, it's to cheer against black qb's.
touchdown bussey
>>157610687Ella Langley is getting too big. Lainey had to drag her washed up ass to an LSU game and act like a huge LSU fan to get some pub.
>>157610702at the half is crazy
I thought getting a white coach to replace their coomer black coach was supposed to make Michigan better
>>157610659probably not gonna make it to the end, shit's gonna end after 8 am now and my handegg season sleeping "schedule" isn't in midseason form yet. who the fuck is seriously scared of lightning in this day and age, gotta be a conspiracy by Big Dome
Looking forward to a season of Shittingham humiliating himself like this and Michigan firing him
>>157610677Yeah I remember, dude was at oregon when Herbert was a freshman
>>157610642>Eyeing the wr as soon as the ball is snappedthe absolute state of meat chicken
This LSU/Clemson game isn't going to be over til like fucking midnight central time kek
The camera guy at NW game knew what he was doing
>Iiiiit's BUSSY TIMESometimes this game is having its monemts.
Puuuuuurdue
>>157610699I've been out of the Clemson loop for a while since they haven't been relevant, does he still have a victim complex?
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! Huh, I thought they were going to score less than 50...
>>157610710lmao morrison needs to slap him for that one
>>157610708i dunno why some people thought they were gonna bounce backthey didn't do anything to fix their constipated offense and the schedule is much harder than last year
>>157610727That's my slut
>>157610713coward
If someone is in contact with Terry Bussy, can you have him give me a call after the game tonight? I have some information for him. Thank you.
>>157610724It was a good first step, but the next step is to replace the QB. The damage was deep & multi-layered.
Hook em
>>157610739I thought they said they weren't doing the score ticker this year
SUCK THAT TIGAH DICK BITCH
>>157610754i hope you succeed in your attempts to contact this bussy
I just took 200mg of edibles for this, it better be kino
>>157610736today i will remind them
>>157610747they probably figured that Whittingham's recent experience with dual threat QBs would get something good out of Underwood.unfortunately they don't understand that the whole concept of "dual threat" QB is one that's competent running and passing.
leigh redden said nothing wrong.
>>157610773LSU grad here, I apologize for this dude embarrassing us
Yeah, I'd like to know where David Letterman is right now.
>>157610774congrats on the win alex
>>157610776I drank one of those THC drinks and it's been like 15 years since I've smokedI drank the first half of it and after 10 minutes was like, "this is pussy shit", so I downed the second half immediately. I forgot it takes like 30 minutes for edibles to kick in.
>>157610762kek
>>157610780agreed
>>157610777I'm not a Clempus fan, but can't they just clap back with 31-0?
>>157610793daily reminder that shadman is such a shitter that THIS is starting over him in Week 1
>>157610789Induce vomiting soon or you are going to die
>>157610779he's not even that good of a runner either, he's so easy to shut down. Even a lot of the teams that michigan beat like Purdue made him look awful
>>157610793the fuck is that midfield logo
playing NCAA26, having a bit of a college kickers kind of game in the rain right now.
>>157610786Probably in Indiana still seething about Jay Leno
>>157610793it is astounding that the Browns gave up $250 million and a boatload of picks for this guy. like, if the Browns were even a halfway-competent org every person who was within walking distance of the office when this deal was inked would've been fired by now.
>>157610705Don't say that. I don't want to think that. If you think that it will come true. Think positive thoughts.
>>157610736It's turned more into a "I don't give a fuck anymore because my buyout is massive so I know they're not going to fire me" attitude.
>>157610804CFB hero Dillon Gabriel is behind both of them
>>157610807It's a brownie
>9:40 est kickoff
>>157610807brownie the elf. super old mascot
>>157610793WR should have let it go. He just saved the rapist from a fumble being credited to him, and hurt his own stats in the process.
>>157608626>>157608626
If digits, Clempiss pulls the upset.
why do they keep showing this random solo faggie in the crowd
>>157610824Nobody click, this link gave me a virus
Clemson loses by 40
>>157610827let me help you out there
John Fanta is such an annoying reddit faggot
>>157610824fuck off
>>157610827
>>157610789>I drink my weed
>Michigan hasn't had a competent quarterback since Connor's goon squad was broken upHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Interception.Go gators. Fuck that cuck anon who said our D was falling apart. I fucking hate negative niggers.>>157610705I'm talking about you nigger. Get a fucking grip and put your mind to something positive.
It's going to be a game because the MOUSE knows if LSU starts whipping that ass people will turn it off and go to bed because it will be like 11pm early in the 2nd Q.
Just saw the score, what the fuck is meatchicken doing?
It's crazy how we're not even done with week 1 and it's already absolutely 100% clear and obvious that Miami is going to win the natty
>>157610841Crazy how he got a broadcasting job with that low T voice
>>157610838Yards?
the absolute city of charlotte.
>>157610849THC drinks activate twice as fast as edibles and are usually cheaper too.
>>157610850i hope we get his manifesto one day
>some of these matchups with top ranked teamsI'm getting more and more convinced these redneck "powerhouses" are literally founding schools for a few million and their entire student body is just the 100 homeless guys they found to make up the football team
I have a sack of weed gummies I totally forgot about. Think I'll take one after breakfast tomorrow. Supposed to be in the 70s tomorrow, so I'll get a good outside chill before the games come on tomorrow. thanks anon.
>>157610787i guess they kinda are my team by default now. not encouraged by the qb play today, but there are probably worse fallback options out there if the browns season turns into another tanking slog
Hot take: Clemson is going to win because they are playing with a vengeance and the weight of college football on their backs against Lane and his NFL players
>>157610861isn't their qb black though?
Could the columbus aviators beat michigan?
>>157610868hue hue hue weed bro duuuuude!
>>157610811>he didn't use the opportunity to say "buttload" of picks
>>157610850but trust them, it had nothing to do with their successnope, knowing signals ahead of time? nooooooo impact whatsoever.
>Aiden Chiles still shitting it up, this time for northwesternlol, lmao even
GOOOD OLE ROCKY TOP ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE
>>157610850Been longer than that. GayGay McShartPee was a massive fraud who was carried by a cheating defense & elite running game, which is why he's turning out to be one of the biggest NFL busts in recent years
>>157610886Better than alcohol and waking up with a headache and painting my toilet bowl in the morning.
>>157610876>tfw edibles have never worked for meidk why I always figured because my metabolism is so fast. At least flower is getting cheaper in Jersey now, $35/7g from the dispensary earlier today
Reminder that my Jackies are the real SDSU.
how much did Auburn and the SEC pay Baylor to go for 2 and fail?
>>157610811i think they JUST fired the gm who made that deal last offseason
Haven't been paying attention for most of the off-season. Who decided to rank Michigan 16th in the nation? lol!
Lane
>>157610910>he can't handle his liquor.pussy.
>>157610911I can't remember what it is, but there are some people that have a genetic thing where thc doesn't activate for them with edibles. You probably have it.
>>157610910what's gay as fuck is texas just banned all THC and Delta8, but alcohol is still readily available
>Northwestern State>lose historic upset to NAIA team week 1>on pace to give up 120 to LA Tech week 2Probably time to think about putting the football program money into new parking lots or classrooms
What would happen in South Dakota State played San Diego State?
>>157610811>>157610917nope i lied, same guy is still the GM
Has Lane ever done cocaine
>>157610850and now GayGay McSharty is one of the biggest NFL busts in a long time, wow really makes ya think doesn't it
>>157610931all the louisiana schools except for Tulane and LSU need to be turned into technical colleges
>>157610911>At least flower is getting cheaperyuck, but then you have to smoke/taste it. but carts in my state are like $30/1g...need to drive to Michigan for a game and load up on $5/gram carts soon
>>157610924Enjoy cirrhosis of the liver, fat ass.
>>157610916too much since they ain't doing shit this season
>>157610867
>>157610913I’m a big fan of the Montana/Dakotas teams doing well but to usurp that acronym you have to come up and earn it. Don’t leave NDSU with all the glory
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! I ate my words; they finally scored more than 50 points since 2017, and outscored Nicholls, which they allowed 14 when they played them in 2019.
>>157610953Get a job, hippie.
>>157610941he used to coach in Baco Raton.
At Some Point Hard Questions Need to Be Asked About 5-Star "Generational" QBs of Color Who Consistently Underperform Their Prospect Rankings (And in Fact Perform Below the Acceptable Level of a P4 Starter)
>>157610947>$5/gram cartsThat can't be real.
>>157610930Texas is what people think California is with all their nanny government bullshit
>>157610957They won Back-To-Back Natties, slut.
>>157610946hey ul lafayette has a kino stadium and is full of backwater cajun slampigs
There's nothign wrong with drinking or smoking weed as long as it doesn't become a problem in your life. Will you silly bastards quit fighting over them.
>>157610940he saved his job with a solid draft class last year
>>157610941look at this early Ole Piss years he had massive coke bloat the first couple seasons
LOUISIANA RAIN IS SOAKING THROUGH MY SHOES I MAY NEVER BE THE SAME WHEN I REACH BATON ROUGE
How rhe fuck do you get a holding penalty when your returner doesn't even return it? Michigan is in shambles. (As I'm typing this another holding penalty)
For me it’s a 5mg perc and some rum. Kino night.
>>157610977The mere mention of weed gets the obese shut in alcoholics on 4chan pissed for whatever reason
>>157610968the 2 states are horseshoed together
>>157610970FCS natties. Pretty damn good but no one will care until you come up into FBS and beat up on quality opponents in the legendary Mountain West!
I AM READY FOR FOOTBAW
This rap song is gay
Daddddy
>>157610998>legendary Mountain West!kek
>>157610993Based. Which I had a hook
>michigan
SUCK THAT TIGER DICK BITCH
Lsu deserves to lose now
TTU’s offense is pretty bad
>BLUNDERWOOD
>underwood flagged for holdingholy shit how retarded is this guy
>WHO ARE WE? >THE TIGERS!>WHO ARE WE GONNA BEAT?>THE TIGERS!
based reffies giving meatchicken the cock.
>holding on Blunderwood CUT THIS NOG NOW!!!
>>157611000hogwheels
I fucking hated Brian Kelly and I'm already starting to hate Lane Kiffin even more. Hopefully he wins a lot and that changes.
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE BACK BROSI MISSED THIS SO MUCH
How happy is LSU that they didn't have to invest in Underwood? One last gift from Brian Kelly.
>holding on the qbkek
>>157610965>>$5/gram carts>That can't be real.buy 15 you get em for 4.47 a piece right now...shit you not my friend.
LET THE BAND PLAY NECK
This moment is too big for LaneTigers 27 - Tigers 21
Who is the real tiger?
the fuck was that filter that went over the camera
>>157611000>mom, I need another loan for incelslop
>>157611041Tony
>michigan is terribly coachedkek
>>157611000You're not beating the stereotypes of Louisiana people being fat as fuck
>>157611000It's atleast year three of seeing this and it still pops me.
why did michigan throw so much money at this absolute fraud before he even played a game
Goddess Holly!
Dabo looks like such a dork lel
I have a feeling this game is gonna suck and I am going to regret changing from michishit getting dabbed on
>>157611031me too
oklahoma is gonna rape underwood next week
>>157611058Thicc bunny
Lane = /oursperg/Dabo = dumb goy cattle who fell for the NCAAnanites tricks sicing Lane
College football is so much more soulful than NFL, even in the NIL era.
>>157611067I didn't hear a fucking word he said.
Would you take 1 million dollars to fight a random lsu player to death?
TIGER FIGHT
I'm hoping for a 10-2 season and at least 1 playoff win
>>157611065Mutiview it or better yet get a 2nd tv
>>157610910For me it's kratom extracts that are almost certainly going to cause hellacious withdrawals starting tomorrow
LSU is paying Lane Kiffin an annual salary of $13 million as part of a seven-year, $91 million contract. Signed in late 2025, the deal runs through December 31, 2032The National Title Escalator: If Kiffin wins a national championship during his tenure, an automatic escalator clause triggers to bump his salary past whoever the highest-paid coach in college football is at that time.
holly rowe literally looks like a pig
>>157611057After the won the Natty & got the monkey off their back, they went full DEI virtue signalling retarded
Finally, the Tony the Tiger Bowl is on...
LETS FUCKING GOO RAPE LSPOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
my aggies :)
>LSPOO
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
>LSPOO HERE WE GO
BASED CLEMPUS
>>157611096or a rich retard got bamboozled by a chinese lady
>>157611065i have my other laptop, but I'm feeling lazy. Couch is too comfy.>>157611082me neither, my TV was muted.
OH NOOOOOOOOO
EL ESS POO
>clempusing
HAHAHAHAHA
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE ALREADY KWAAAAAAAAAAAAB
KEK
LSPOOOOOOOO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE START, LANE
POST THE DAMN WALRUS ALREADY
>>157611089I hope the Louisiana taxpayer is happy. Aren't they still paying Kelly millions?
THE KIFFIN CURSE
LSU IS DEAD
Isn't he supposed to be a white QB? What the fuck was that ball location? Get this cracker off my fucking team.
Why the fuck is LSPoo ranked?
Holy based
>>157611116meant for: >>157611086PICKED!!!!
>>157611081This is such an utterly deranged take, last year was surprisingly good but aside from that, CFB has been a snore fest for the last 15 years and they continue to make changes that make it even more shit every year. Literally a pay to win game and the same few players always have the most money to spend
>Tom AllenI was just wondering what that big tooth having mother fucker was doing the other day
>>157611146Muh EEC
GIVE CLEMSON YOUR ENERGYYY
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! Did the fireworks ran out, if there were any?
UH OH LANESISTERS
>leavittKWAB
>>157611157no lol
fuck do i watch an objectively better game or continue to enjoy the schadenfreude of um looking like hot garbage?
Clemson, FSU, and Miami belong in the SEC.
LS WHO?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON WAS JUST ON TV TELL ME SOMEBODY CLIPPED THE FAT LSU FAN WITH THE WRESTLING BELT
I predict LSU defense will be good but the offsense will be horrible all year
>>157611164shitpost
>>157610993I'm about to got through opiate withdrawals because I thought this tab is was taking was just a mitragynine extract, but it's actually some bullshit even stronger than 7oh. You can't buy it any more so I'm about to be fucked up going through withdrawals. I have some sr17018 at least.
>>157611150>Literally a pay to win game and the same few players always have the most money to spendIndiana going 16-0 shits all over this claim
COLLEGE KICKERS!
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LSPOO?????????
both of these teams suck ass.
>>157611164porque no los dos?
Who is Clem, and why is there a university named for his son?
College kickers VICTORY
As much as I enjoy Clempson being a comedy show I want Kiffin to literally fucking die so I hope they win.
>>157611164See if LA Tech has the balls to put up 100 tonight
My gamecocks will booty blast these shit teams
>>157611175>>157611182
>>157611170The offense is just getting warmed up. They're gonna score a tuddie on the next drive.
im rooting for lsui want lane to sign exclusively former nfl players and thus destroy college football forever
>>157611192What NFL team drafts him?
>wr has 4 steps on db>qb throws ball 10 feet over wide open wr head>db stops and crosses his arms>db does the lock down celebration>dbs teammate comes over and they do handshake>db hushes the crowd with the finger to facemask>2nd down and 10, 12:47 left in 1st quarter
MONEY FOR NOTHINGCHICKS FOR FREE
Why am I supposed to hate Lane Kiffin again? Because he left Ole Piss and fucks hot college girls?
Did they talk about NFL players coming back to college yet?
My Gators :)
>>157611209These little faggots are millionaires
>>157611197MEGABASED
>>157611174I did mention that last year was an exception but eventually Cignetti is going to go elsewhere (one of the usual suspects), or best case for Indiana he stays a while before retiring and they return to the gutter
>every young person is a wigger now Grim
>>157611206DAS RITE
since when did Northwestern get an actual coach back
>>157611216because hes a jerk i guess
>>157611221They delayed the game so they could talk about it longer
>MeatchickenThese niggers cannot be for real lmao
Could Mishitgan actually lose?
>>157611206My favorite is when they spend so much time celebrating they don't get lined up in time for the next snap
>>157611216Mediocre nepo baby with no self awareness
>>157611245nothing ever happens
>>157611209Little faggot with an earring
>>157611226Isn't Cuban funding that whole thing? At some point his dick will get hard to earnestly run for some office and that shit won't be funded any longer. Or he'll just get bored and move on to something else.
My fat fuck history teacher in 7th grade was a cringe chud obsessed with LSU
>>157611238Is that a bikini back there?
>>157611250I don't think Lane is lacking any self awareness. I think that's what pisses people off the most. He leans in.
>>157611206DBs are cocky assholes, what do you expect?
>>157611229White culture has been wigger culture since like 1999 what do you think eminem was
That TE looks massive
>>1576112716'7 240
>>157611259My English teacher in 7th grade was a fat lesbian obsessed with Ohio State.
>>157611266>DBsFunny, don't see the White DBs doing that...
kek lspoo
NU shank
>>157611277>White DBs
>>157611277That's because they're hanging on for dear life every snap and are just happy they didn't get embarrassed
The LSU field marking every 5 yards with numbers is fucking gay
>>157611226At the very least, NIL and the portal killed bamawinslol by making it impossible to hoard elite talent. For most of the 4 team playoff era there were maybe 3-5 teams each year with a realistic chance at winning the title. Now it feels like there are around a dozen teams that could realistically win the title.
>>157611275>6'7
Any of you cocksuckers got a stream?
>>157611288Fuck off Jayden
lmao is michigan actually gonna lose this is getting ridiculous
>>157611276I feel like middle school teachers are fucking weird, moreso than elementary and high school
>>157611288The average Louisianian can't count to 6
>>157611287Coop DeJean and Riley Moss spit at you.
>LSPoo can't even get a TD against unranked ClempusEmbarrassing.
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! We have to protect our RBs, because they would be out back bones for the plays.
WMU's OC is Walt Bell. And his offense is giving Michigan's defense trouble.
>>157611295every game of consequence is on free broadcast tv right now
I'd heem every creole and cajun faggot in that stadium.
td aggies
Lane already looks stressed kek
Directional michigan doing a 20 minute game winning drive
>>157611320We'd chop your ass up and put you in our next gumbo
>>157611295Yeah, right here.
uhh why the fuck did they change the cheezeit cheesiest coach voice???
>>157611288The zoomer brain needs to be reminded constantly. Absolutely zero critical thinking, you understand.
>>157611318GO TIGERS XD
>game of the WEEK>field goals
If Western Michigan scores this is a spiritual loss for Michigan. Trailing in the 4th quarter in a complete cupcake game is completely disgraceful even if they win.
>please buy our already marked down dogshit gameLMAO the state of EA
>>157611318Both sides are tigers, dumbass
>>157611222based trips of truth
Michigan is in trouble and you're rofling
>>157611320If you think you could heem my Reffies you’d be mistaken
>>157611331the state governor called him before the game
>>157611335Did they?
>>157611335original actor was no longer feeling cheezy
>>157611318>Western Michigan marching down the fieldlol michigan fans on suicide watch (but no one is really watching them)
>another period piece andrew garfield movieKino
If Michigan manages to lose to a directional school, Portgoy might actually kill himself
>>157611335>uhh why the fuck did they change the cheezeit cheesiest coach voice???Huh?It's the same as it's always been
Will Western Michigan fans storm the field if they win?
>>157611335I bet the voice over contracts only last so long and the guy who originally did it wanted more money than they were offering.
>>157611335I WOKE UP FEELIN THE CHEEZIEST COACH
>>157610993Rookie numbers
>michigan stadium singing the cuck anthemOh the irony
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THEY'RE ALREADY HEADING FOR THE EXITS
>>157611369they should
>>157611291I guess but it really just feels like it went from lolbamawins to lolosuwins
>>157611380You mean the song that dumbasses play at their wedding and don't realize it is a cuck song?
>>157611369The bigger question is if the sheriffs will start macing people if they do.
>>157611385LSU has done jack shit in the NIL era. What are you talking about?
>Michigan singing the cuck song while losing to an in-state directional school
>>157611387>I'm just too smart to get married bro
where were you when app state beat michigan? I was driving north on 77 somewhere in the appalachian mountains
>>157611392kek, thought that was just when sharty shows up
My estimation of Michigan as a football program just fucking plummetted.
>>157611395kek i read it as lollsuwins too anon
>no where to live watch Portnoy meltdown currently ongoingsad
tippy top lel this western michigan drive
>>157611295>Any of you cocksuckers got a stream?examine your zipper, if you get my drift
No! My Zona Wildkittens just had a FOOMBLE
>>157611395OSU not LSU
GEAUX LANE'S SON IN LAW
>>157611401I would have been in my dorm, freshman year, probably jackin' it to the blonde that kept turning me down until she would get drunk and then she was super flirt but a tease. Fuck you, Ashley.
>>157611396fucking kek
>it's the 4th quarter, time to sing the song about being cucked!what causes this behavior
>>157611415my bad anon
Dear god, that was the fucking stupidest playcall. Dabo is such a fucking retard
LSU looks like an NFL team. Jesus.
>>157611401That was before I was watching cfb. So probably beating off to hentai
>>157611397Awww, did someone get upset that her favorite song got made fun of? awww. awwwwwwww.
>>157611425Could LSU beat the Browns?
>>157611425That defensive line is manhandled Clempus
Clempussisters.....
>>157611401i was nursing a hangover from the night before drinking bloody marys.
>>157611415OSU has only won one of these last couple seasons. There's no way they aren't going to choke away the playoffs
>>157611401We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas
>>157611317don't live close enough to a broadcast location>>157611412thanks guy
>>157611269It was still contained. Now Chads and Stacys speak and write in AAVE.
>>157611415OSU has also, comparatively, not done much in the NIL era
Update, it appears LA Tech will not have the balls to put up 100 and is now playing like 5th stringers. No fun allowed
>>157611434They have a former Brown on their team, no?
>>157611434No, they'd get BTFO
>>157611401Drinking brewskis with the boys in my friend’s parents house basement. Finished basement btw. Glory days.
>>157611406>just fucking plummetted.it wasn't the cheating or the coaching threatening to kill himself with a fucking butterknife lol?
>>157611442Shut up, Johnny Depp.
>>157611173One day at a time
>>157611451nah, none of those guys made the team's final roster this week
>>157611448i think the 5th stringers can still score
>>157611425That’s because their roster is filled with NFL players.
Did Wittingham commit the cardinal sin of looking past an opponent? On week fucking one? With that dog shit QB they have?
>>157611454
>>157611454Eh cheating is part of the game.
>>157611451No, Lane and LSU made a huge stink and went out like bitches in the 11th hour.
Just got off the lake did Nebraska lose
michigan was better off with the sex pervert black coach
LSU is noticeably faster and more athletic than Clempus. Once they stop fucking up, they're going to easily pull away.
INTERCEPTION
>>157611441>>157611446>osu has done nothing in the nil era>one of THREE (3) teams who has won a natty. 4 if you count the Georgia years as a part of that timeWhat in the flying fuck are you guys talking about? By that logic, who HAS done something in the NIL era?
>>157611446>OSU has also, comparatively, not done much in the NIL erahey i know you're a casual but they just one the title 2 years ago, and their only 2 losses last year were to the two teams that played for a national titls. OK you're all caught up now retard
>>157611467That would be the silver lining. It would be worse if they were well prepared and this happened.
>Michigan is such a bad spot the refs are bailing them out LMAO WMU STILL GO UP
My Jackies are keeping it close. Just one more FG and we lead!
Does Western Michigan still row the boat?
>>157611478Coach Inmate
>white boy that doesn't slideI'm scared
LSPOO
WESTERN MICHIGAN IS BEST MICHIGAN
>needing refball against western michigan
WMU kicker reminds me of this beast.
>Michigan is losing to a directional shitter in the fourth quarterThe amount of damage Sherrone Moore did to that program should be studied.
Western Michigan has more yards, first downs, and now points than Michigan.Eat shit Whit
>>157611498
The gays and blue
>>157611497How many beers to let her crush your head with her thighs
Holy fuck michigan's check cleared, no fucking facemasking on that?
You have to make that tackle dude
>>157611491>>Michigan is such a bad spot the refs are bailing them outnever seen such a blatant facemask not get called, kek..turned his head and didnt let go until they were laying in a pile. nah, it's fine
Ok it might be over
michigan will athlete their way to a win and underwood will start week 2 for some reason.
impressive how fast michigan fell off after not being able to cheat anymore
>>157611511Moore would not be losing to Western Michigan lol. This is all on Whittingham.
lol just took the helmet clean off
>>157611458I hear u brother
>>157611520zeroroided 4ft tall meg griffin isn't attractive
>>157611401I know exactly where i was. Me and some 19 to 20 year old friends went to windsor for strippers booze and casinos, and we watched it in our hotel drinking pbr honey. I spent $200 on an absolute bombshell lapdance. In retrospect i was retarded for not just getting a hooker but i didnt realize prostitution is legal there and its probably for the best because i would have spent even more and we barely had enough money for gas for the return trip as it was
>>157611508this game was almost kino, of course the reffies fucked it up and let jawja win.
DADDDY
Okay, I'm starting to feel really encouraged by the Lane Kiffin regime. The team looks strong in the trenches and they're flying all over the field. Once they work out the kinks over the course of next few weeks, they could be a real thron in the asses of the SEC.
>Shittinghamkek
I'm happy that it seems like we have a power run game for the first time since the Miles era.
What's next for Dabo after this season?
anyone have a webm of whatever killed the NU player? they're cutting off his uniform on the field
REEEEDDDD RAAAAIIIIIDDDDEEEERRR TOUCHDOWN
I'm so glad they scheduled a shitty blowout for the big primetime game of week 1. Clempus is completely outmatched.
>>157611493Get em, upsetting Northwestern would be quite the feather in your cap
>clempus
why am i supposed to care about lane kiffen
Is Michigan really going to elect a guy named Abdul El-Sayed
>>157611518Lol
>>1576115438-4
just got home. what am i watching?
I’ve seen enough. LSU is going to win the SEC
>>157611558Western Michigan-Mishitgan
reminder that mike tirico RAPED multiple women.
>1 drive ok guys i think we have a legit shot at a title this year
>>157611545A good running scheme with a competent offensive mind who can call plays off of it.
>>157611561it's a not a division, you can't "win" it lil bro
>>157611433No?
>>157611552because the mouse said so
>>157611553>Is Michigan really going to elect a guy named Abdul El-Sayedrepubs in OH are running Vivek Ramaswamy, nwo my anon
>oregon state lost>Fresno shutout>San Diego state and Utah State losing to FCS>Texas state bodied>Boise state loses a heartbreaker>Washington state likely to loseNuPac already looking grimmer than grim. CSU beating Wyoming might be the only win this week
>>157611528that was their trajectory for the last 20 years. the cheating just interrupted it for a few years. shame the ncaa is gutless and didn't take their asterisk title.
>>157611559Is that what catching a tiger by the tail means
>This Touchdown© brought to you by Hancock Whitney™
Shittingham will lose every game at Michigan and all the players that followed him will suffer career ending injuries.
I hate LSU like you wouldn’t believe…
Clempuscelbros....
>>157611555I say 10-2. My Tigies are most definitely gonna shit the bed a couple times this season but the floor of this team looks high.
>>157611552Government wants you to be more mad at Kiffin than the people who started a literal war in the middle east before the midterm elections stop asking
You know, I remember, it wasn't long ago, you used to wait in the car.
>>157611543Can't wait until we get those 2 pros on the field also. GEAUXXXX
>>157611575yeah and he's gonna lose lelan amazing achievement in a R+12 state
College Football? Uhhh no, I’m actually really into politics
>>157611537memory unlocked, flew up with some friends to visit a buddy and we drove across the border to windsor to drink, casino and strip club at 19
So bet the house on Oklahoma immediately before odds update (due to Michigan's performance)?
AND HIS NAME IS LANE KIFFENNNNN
This game is gonna be so fucking boring. Clempus is already collapsing.
>>157611401Stationed in Lawton, OK and upset because all my friends volunteered for a deployment and Inwas on standby for Korea. Had no one to talk about it with
how are there so many LSU fans on here? didn't realize they had internet in that state yet.
>>157611605College football is political.
Everyone always hated on William Christopher Swinney, called him names, said he was fakeBut is he really what’s wrong with college football?He wants to do it right, develop talent; he’s only about as slimey as Bobby BowdenKiffin is something else, a corruption beyond even Coach Prime
is bronco mendenhall still at utah state? they're losing to fcs Idaho State 26-17
>>157611563They just stretched five minutes of gameplay over like 40 minutes
>>157611562Did they send me daughters When I askedFor sons
>>157611595I am more mad at kiffen. Iran should be nuked to glass. That is the rational course of action. The whole world should know that if you attempt to build nuclear weapons we will wipe your country off the face of the earth. Should have done the same to North Korea but we had a dumbass faggot monkey in office then
NEW>>157611594>>157611594>>157611594
lmao Michigan is complete shit
>>157611616We're Lane fans
WMU for the Natty!
How come every zoomer they show in the stands is A: a mixed race muttB: has a broccoli hair cut
I love intersectional games between the SEC and PAC-12!
>>157611619shut up faggot. kiffin is based for pulling out all the stops and showing what a joke college football is.
>>157611636It's Louisiana
Clemson hasn't succeeded at running outside yet, but they keep trying it.
>>157611603>yeah and he's gonna lose lel>an amazing achievement in a R+12 statethey'll 'find some votes'
>>157611615I was at a Hooters near Ft Carson; what a dayI had been partying in Boone only about a year or two before
>>157611640CoolEnjoy the sport as it is now…
Kwabson
>clempuss
Kwab
>clempiss Game over
another black man about to ruin michigan kek
>forgot that /cfb/ was a rudderless faggot contrarian fest, which makes me root against and for everything all at once.
>>157611756Maybe there are just alums and students from a lot of schools
Is Michigan cooked?
>>157611608Do zoomers still do this? It should be mandatory for all american men to do this pilgrimage before they turn 21. It was a great time we got searched crossing the border and one of my friends managed to get shrooms past the guards by shoving them in his crotch (covered in tin foil) and on the wqy back they almost didnt let another friend back into the usa because he only had his birth cerificate and not his social security card (didnt need a pasport back then)
>>157611775SEC fans never went to college dipshit
>>15761161513b bro?
>>157611608yup, from Cleveland, went to windsor for my friends bachelor party
Meatchicken is once again going to embarrass the B1G, aren't they?
We waited an extra 2 hours for this?
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157611630oh look it's a fed not a goy
