miracle at the scg edition
Crows
swans choke
dollcunt on suicide watch
>>157615031fuck up sex tourist
>>157615008nonce
>>157615008cant wait to see a shot of these little poof cunts in tears in two weeks
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157615035>there's no need to threadsperg and bake well before bump limit like this>1 post before bump limit = well before
threadsperg is the serena spammer , swanspastic
The thread objector is literally like a fucking wife. This cunt is not satisfied with anything and he's always nitpicking threads for the most retarded reasons.
>>157615073whats wrong with threadmaxxing champ
>>157615138i obviously never implied that
Fuck you cunts are gayWhat a bunch of fucking losers
>>157615149What's set you off now, cunt?
>>157615154Meth mostly
Anyone else have a sweaty, shitty arse? My arse sweats like crazy and if I give it a wipe the wipe is all brown and shitty.
Mick is based and funny
Mick Malthouse iykwim haha
>>157615184Mick methhouse iykwim haha
>>157615191haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>On broadcast, the Cats-Blues game was also the most viewed premiership fixture of any code in 2026 so far
Anyone legitimately dreading summer this year?
>>157615080>the serena spammer>didn't post serena
>>157615216why would i dread summer
>>157615220weth(er) mostly
>>157615216Not looking forward to it
>>157615220It’s going to be really, really hot
this is who i picture im talking to
>>157615216no? dont yous have aircon at home and work
>>157615227that's climate change for you, and it's all our fault! we must give all our money to corporations for carbon credits!
>>157615233we don't post selfies here
First season of the Pitt was kino but the second season is boring as fuck so far and they added new characters for no reason
>>157615216Yeah, my house is fucked in the summer.
>>157615259hi i'm my house iykwim haha
‘za for ‘nner
>eating wheat
I prefer hot weather
just letting you guys know that daisy has been doing an awful job as the iggs womens team coach
I tried to explain this to the pigeon, but he already knew. That’s the problem. Pigeons know everything. That’s why they walk like that. Nobody walks like that unless they’ve seen something.And don’t say my name. My name isn’t mine anymore. I left it in a supermarket freezer in 2014, next to the peas. If you find it, DO NOT OPEN IT.
>>157615271Neither deserves the hate or praise that it gets
>>157615272goes without saying unnamaybe she just needs to groom more girls
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6diCtg8yx/
>>157615272Hope she doesn't get fired and goes back to commentary
Brisbane should run out on the oval as the rains of castermere play over the speakers. Would be fucking based
>be American>get some disease>go to the hospital >spend 6 figures to get treatment WELLLLLLLLLLLWELL ITS THE BIG KWAB
Really got nothing against La Marseillaise but the circa 1996 midi file tinny Windows 95 computer game sound of it really is dreadful
>>157615317You got a lot of nerve saying that pal
>>157615321applied for storming the bastille yet mate
we should tell the french poster about it
>>157615317In reference to the Brisbane Lions song they play over the speakers at the ground btw>>157615326Kek
>>157615320who?
Any of you blokes still play vidya? I think the PS5 era has been the the worst generation in gaming history
>>157615332Imagine watching some African soccer league and a team sings a version of the Australian anthem after a winReally weird thing to ponder, even weirder for a team to do
>>157615336not muchreally hasn't been anything worth playingnew games are almost always just the same dopamine frying slop
>>157615336I don’t play any vidya made after 2001 or so
>>157615336It has but I've been catching up on old games.
>>157615336Not really. I don't even have a current gen console.
depressed and hungry
>>157615340how old are you?
>>157615216fuck no
All I want is a cute gf to play Grounded 2 co-op with.
fuck up hyphensperg
>crows supporter defends use of blackfaceLife ban on the cards
>deleting seethe postHow old are you if youve been supporting the shats for 45 years cunt?
>>157615363country's dead.
>>157615363funnier that it's a woman
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcjuIMgCs3H/
>>157615363I can't find adequate words for how much I hate the media. All journalists belong at the bottom of the ocean.
>your honour he was dressed as a crow at a crow game with black face and i am offended on behalf of my black mob sisters and brothers
>>157615336console gaming has been dead since end start of ps4 eragood games can only be found in pc exclusives nowadays
Most fun I’ve ever had on 4chan was in the 2021 Australian and New Zealand Olympic Games threads
Really coming around to Napoleon, admire him a bit actually
>>157615336im a zoomer and ps4 and ps5 is all ive known. if this is shit then i am jelly of what you millenials had, but ive poured 1000s hours into ps4 and ps5 games, there are some good games out there
>>157615390Fortnite had a couple good runs albeit
>>157615393How pathetic is your lifeIdiot
nothing will beat lockdowns and being able to stay home all day while getting free money
>>157615405What the fuck is your problem?
Some really good niggle and aggro in these threads recentlyKeep it up lads
>>157615393This but the skateboarding threads
>>157615405Bulldogs are a faggot flog shit team, won’t make the 8 next year
>>157615395Yeah but wasn't he short and a cuck?
>>157615388cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157615393>wasn't around to bully the last decent RC into the graveyou missed out
PS3 era was the best
>>157615416About 168cm, which was average height for the time. The ‘short’ narrative was literally just British propaganda. No idea about the cuck part
I need to piss later
There’s a hole in my bum
I just hate you cunts. Have watched about 20 minutes of footy this year. It's absolutely shit nowThink you cunts must be retarded as women to watch it
so what if AI takes all the jobs
>>157615423Josephine got around a lot.
>>157615431and by AI - I mean (An Indian)
>>157615431well then at least we're not speaking german
>>157615416No and kinda. Josephine had a lover but he also had several mistresses so both cuckold and cucker.
Fuck up. Just shut the fuck upYou are an absolute fool. Everyone who knows you despises you, I guarantee it
/asp/ about 10 years ago was great but then a couple of turbo autists ruined the whole board
>>157615437You ok mate?
AAHHHHH 5 days on the plantation incoming AAA FUCK
>>157615437What set you off now?
>>157615439by design
the house always winsi'm the house
Fuckhead. Stop replying to my posts you're just a fuckwit
I’m eating my pizza with a knife and fork
why did everything that appealed to straight white men end up being subverted and destroyed
>>157615459crisp cultured cheese pizza eater
>>157615460I'm reporting this post to the Royal Commission. Expect to receive a witness summons you anti-Semitic dog
>>157615460Horse racing is still good
>>157615460stop noticing things just consume product then get excited for next products
bunch of whinging sooks
Australia held its own during WW2 probably better than any other nation
havent worked for 2 years weathers cooling and light rain this week vidya looms
>>157615468this was me until around 2015
>>157615473really makes you think what we could do if we were a united homogenous nationalmost like that's why they canned the immigration restriction act and bradfield scheme
>>157615336i've just stopped playing osrs. that game is worse than a fucking drug but i am going to be strong and never touch it again
>>157615460Name 5 things
Can you cunts just be quiet for a second, I'm trying to think
>>157615473propaganda champ. theres no army more special than any other, just lemmings mate and propaganda
>>157615478What the fuck you on about?
You vill die for Israel and you vill be happy
>>157615482What ya thinking about
>>157615473we literally did nothing and were lucky the japs didn't take us by storm but these days god i wish they did, those half japanese girls are fine
>>157615481gamingmoviestvwwesports
>>157615477crisp gamergate noticer>>157615481vidyaTTRPGswargamingTCGscomputer scienceengineering
>>157615489Can't remember lost my train of thoughts because you fuckwits won't shut up
Is Emiru autistic or is it just a jewish marketing ploy to earn more money from simps?
amazed by buontempo GF pasta lads, tastes like the real thing
>>157615509I have no idea what these words mean and I don't care to find out
>>157615493>were lucky the japs didn't take us by stormThey were never going to. They never even had a plan to take the mainland because it wasn't logistically feasible with their forces concentrated in China and SEA. They were focused on cutting our supply lines rather than invading us.
yes i may be weak physically but
my job is hands on so sadly I will not be replaced by AI and shoved into the UBI satanic slave system any time soon
got a tradie in the thread lads
rate my family
>>157615540corr
>>157615543GILF bottom rightshe also has 22 inch guns and could beat me in an arm wrestle
>>157615543too whiteonly nonwhites are allowed to have large families
>>157615543imagine how much Christmas lunch would cost, feeding that lot
>>157615543For me, it’s the retriever and George Bush
got 'em all on a string, lads.
>TipGOY>having anyone on a string
big games next week
Would you blokes eat karens ziti?
>>157615543the entire family is grossly overweight in the way that straffo doesn't even stand out like he usually does
@157615566my (you)'s beg to differ
my poos beg the shitter
>>157615575Yes, he needs to move on.
>>157615543Imagine a pack of sudos having a go at the women on the left
>average /afl/ anon responding to TipGOD
telling your work that you want to quit but you're still forced to work for another few weeks is a form of humiliation
miss her
gonna keep sucking myself off lads
i'm nailing each task on my list
>>157615604i made this
>>157615621hell yeah
gonna boot up skyrim ladsObjectively a pretty flawed game but the most comfy of all time
>>157615523Japs could barely project into SEA with their lack of logistical skill.
what the fuck is SEA
Anyone here been able to enjoy morrowind?
what the fuck do you think it is geographylet
I can't play todd's games anymore, they just all feel the same
>>157615647one of those games you kind of had to grow up playing cannot see anyone going into morrowind blind today and enjoying it unless they were autistic
wonder if any other teams have realised that since the pre finals bye its better to play games each weekbane have it worked out
>>157615543I cri everytiem knowing how much weight the sisters stacked on
>>157615660this photo really represents what this country used to be
>>157615667stop remembering the past or else I am reporting you the ministry of love
>>157615667we pissed it all away
Shut up and fuck off aus/pol/blowie, sick of your shit
>>157615670you mean minitruth
>aus/pol/blowiethere are dozens of us
Anything you guys are looking forward to?
>>157615677Lots of things actually
>>157615677GTA 6
>>157615677I’m on nofap so the inevitable vivid and intense wet dream
>>157615677meth mostly
>>157615684Good to hear.>>157615685Same.
>>157615677my death
>>157615677My Fred going out in straight sets so I can quit this shit sport and live my lifeclocking a full year of sobrietya mid-life crisis
>>157615714See you next season.
>>157615677swans getting blown apart in the prelim
>>157615726don't put that evil on me
>>157615460>white man enjoying thing>white women sees this>let me play>its now ruined
>>157615543imagine being the guy dating the girl on the left and meeting the family and realizing you fucked up
>>157615771Only one wearing footwear inside. The Straffords are evidently a shoes-off-inside family. That is a grave omen
>>157615667>>157615660you unironically have to be a multimillionaire to do this now
>watch movies free.com>accept all cookies
>>157615543in awe at the size of that lad
>>157615794you ironically have to be an antisemite to care
>>157615771wdym bro she's equally as chopped
reckon ive caught a virus/cold
bit weird we have seen that photo more than the entire family combined
>>157615838kek
>>157615838Can guarantee they never looked at it again, while I sat there for an hour using the pen tool to extract Straffo.
>>157615850Crisp.
>>157615837the gf thinks she has as well now it's all going to be bout her for the next 1-2 weeks
>>157615838We are kings
>work in a school>get sick 6-8 times a yearFucking kids
>>157615864praying for her health
Big W is better than K Mart
>>157615879Maybe don’t fuck kids then you sick fuck
neighbours are using power tools
>>157615879Do NOT use those two words side-by-side, MATE.
>>157615879Didn’t need to explain how you catch it
>>157615879reported u pedo
gf
What’s Kris Tyson up to these days
>>157615879Im a neet i only go out once a fortnight to coles and I sanitise any thing I touch and my hands heaps when I go havent been sick for a few years
>>157615660sovl
>>157615935Based
>>157615949based on what
parentsbergs want to drag me along to one of their grown up partieswhat do i do at it?
>>157615959obviously its a sex party
>>157615959sex mostly
>>157615959Recite your resume from memory to 15 different people pretending to care about you
My dogs tummy is making funny noises
>>157615922based tipgoy
>>157615965i dont have a resume
>>157615973meant titgoy iykwim haha>>157615980no but steven resumé
>>157615972give him a schmacko
I'm watching the F1I like the black female presenter
>>157615984At this hour are you mad?
>>157615794put four cute young women on your boat? that's always been the domain of millionaires
Has this weekends football results changed your view on which teams will be in the grand final and which will probably win it?
TipBLOB wouldn't have a Japanese girlfriendHe'd have a Filipino girlfriend
>>157615996no i'm wacko haha
>>157616001i'm hoping for a swans crows final for maximum seethealso keen to see the hawks injury list
For me, it’s the VietnameseDon’t have yellow fever but if I had to choose then yeah
banepoof gonna freak when crows smash brisbane
I bought an original xbox today and it has some really creepy software installed onto it it’s scarring me
>>157616006my wife is aussie-vietnamese
>>157616025Pro Evolution Soccer 4?
for me it's white, black, brown, and yellow feverbut especially white
>>157616025Might be the bootleg crack, I had it
>>157616029Yes your imaginary wife
brisbane are done
>>157616047yep, their game finished yesterday mate
Brisbane are fucking shit kekThey're as easy to score against as North
brisbane only gets blown the fuck out by shit teamsworrying signs for the swans
Swans + grand finals = SHIT
thinkin bout them 2027 dosn
surely swans fans don't think they're a chance, right?
>>157616058Yep, it's because they don't bother taking shit teams seriously which they literally did yesterday. Arrogance? Perhaps. But when it matters they don't lose.
>>157616021correct opinionthe best mixture of SEA / east asian features
>>157616063In for a big year of being shit again.
>>157616063What are the expectations for next year monke man?
I cant stand F1
>>157616080I don't like motor sport full stop.
What else don't you guys like? Very interested in what else you don't like.
>>157616087meth mostly
>>157616087 <---
>>157616087women
>>157616080the new engines are fucking laughably bad. real mario kart shit
Bleeding from my arse again.
>>157616094Trashy.
>>157616094i can fix her
>>157616094she still plays? seems like none of them get mentioned anymore
Hello my friend we meet again.
Just finished raping this faggot lads.
>>157616105the initial batch of bulldijk """stars""" who were there when aflw started are being phased out for actual footygirls who grew up playing the game in a semi normal club environment with other, mostly normal girls rather than womeme only clubsthe era of sheilasball players being butch dykes are gone and players like t. harris are among the last of them
>>157616122i want to believe
have heard lesbian aflw players have bets on which straight team mates they can turnbit sick really
>>157616132Disgusting behaviour.
Tayla Harris is not a bulldyke, she's the type of girl a proper bulldyke would fist up the arse
>>157616072same as it ever was
da bloods
>>157616226crisp awfl player one week out of four
$50 million a year.
>>157616248sexist PIG!
>>157616241heh
>daicos>neale>hogan>buttersWho stops this outfit?
Night, cocksuckers.
>>157616396Night prick
So this is what mental illness looks like.
>>157616527Please watch our sport.
if the finals matches are taken into account for ladder position, swans are now drawn with Fremantle but have a higher %, making swans #1
>>157616395no one stops the greatest team of all
>necklet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8Zwo2myZc
fred v bane GF will still happen, with them both going the long waymark my words
>>157615008based
>>157615543Most normal looking guy looks like he fucks dogs.
>>157619277nah fred are mental midgets and geelong will do them in
fred will destroy the shatters, patrick grampfield wont be able to get his peds across state linesmad monday looms
>>157624462>not patrick grandpafieldso close, yet so far
>>157620556who the fuck are you?where did you come from?how did you find this thread?
>>157624462utter purple faggot cope kek
shatter trannies and downies copping a purple fist of reality at 7am lmao
>>157625225He's Tim (English)He's (Tim) EnglishHe's Tim English
>>157624462>>157625214grampat
the only purple fist freddit faggots know about is the one from their boyfriends going up their arse.
was watching a vid on youtube and it reminded me when I used to think as a kid that my team would lose because I didn't support them hard enough through the tv
thats ironic given bailey smiths tendency to be a huge fan of cock kek
Halloween soon
>>157625225cotton eye joe
Morning NEET spastics
>>157627346corr she can fix me
>>157627346Kek me but every week going to/from work
>>157627346There's a cute red head with big tits i occasionally see on the train who gets on at the same stop as me
I am grotesque both inside and outside
>>157627543you should follow her home
what happens when an aflw player gets period on game day? does blood ever spill out on the ground? has this ever been caught on tv?
all the girls at work are posting bikini pics in the teams chat its like christmas
>>157627641How would that even come to pass?
>>157615008that'd be the psycho saffa (their mum/bazza's jailbait bit on the side hi-5 "actress" he started banging in rehearsals for a christmas panto who he marriedonce he told his then-wife and divorced her) coming to the fore.
>>157627768theyre posting pics of what they got up to on the weekend
>>157627641at least we're not speaking german
joel asharty the blooser
>>157627845>sex mostly
>>157627855another one-game-wonder we offloaded to carlton. thanks faggots. next time we'll take a slab of tiramisu to sweeten teh deal.
>>157627641All the women in my team are in their 40s or older so this won't happen to me
>>157627641Genuinelly insane behaviour
>>157627855>>157627903Yeah, he was a bust desuPerfect for Carlton!
>>157627641reportable offence
>>157628198how so
>Geelong paying $9 to win the flagHoly Free Money!
are carlton unironically offering amartey a deal?top kek been hoping MY swasn ditch that useless cunt for ages, already offloaded the turnover machine florent. Hopefully carlton falls for the dan hannerbury saints tomfoolery
>>157627120cute feet
brisbanes ready to fire up to play 3 weeks of hard footballsydney and hawthorn are playing with their dicks this week losing confidence and momentum
It's ......Claratime
banes flushed, neale should have waited till after the season to let em know he was bailing, andrews looks like hes already on holidays, rayners a ghost, mcluggage carrying injuries, ashcroft looks exhausted rest of team look over the season alreadyhawks firm favourites, don't get mad just accept it
iggsmen must carry the flame
banes flushed, neale's season is over, andrews looks like hes already on holidays, rayners a ghost, mcluggage carrying injuries, ashcroft looks exhausted rest of team look over the season alreadycats firm favourites, don't get mad just accept it
>>157628744its so funny looking back at posts from 2025
Good morning NEET spastics
>>157628805If the Crows get past Bane they will get to the GF, no worries mate.
bane cope. cant even beat shitney with half their team out, not even beaten, soundly flogged. be lucky to beat crom desu but the triple premiership is goneback to the broncos cazzies
>>157627845why would they be posting that in a team chat?
sydney joins the illustrious teams of gws and carlton that manage to score easily against baneits actually a huge sign of disrespect from brisbane if you managed to belt them
I am reverse constipated
I think i have completely lost the ability to have conversations. some cunt was trying to talk to me at work today and i just nodded "haha yeah" and gave nothing in return. Whole time i was thinking "i much rather be at home where i can post any thoughts i have in 4chan and close it when people talk about stuff i don't care about". Like i genuinely think i don't have the required attention span to have irl conversations anymore. Dopamine fried and all that.
brisbane simply gave swans fans hope again to take it away in the most heartbreaking fashion
>we choked against shit teams deliberately holy giga cope kek
you can smell the fear on these swans postsno one is falling for your fake posturing
>>157629014already answered this but they were posting what they got up to this weekendit was 30deg in sydney
>women using work communications platforms as another social mediaequal pay innit
>>157629138how is it relevant to work
>>157629174social bonding mate. do you really think cunts only talk about explicitly work related things at all times?
>>157629182teamchat isn't for social bonding
bro got swasn derangement syndrome after watching his boys get arse raped at the scg kek
>>157629195yeah it is
no ones even thinking about the swans you are the one bringing up brisbane constantly after your "big" win
only a sydney (gay capital of the world) could equate a football game into a gay sex act
swasnsook can't even enjoy winning without banepoof living in his head rent free, what a genuinely pathetic plastic franchise kek
everyones talking about and praising the swans for the greatest finals upset in afl historybaneflogs evwrywhere still crying about the umpires lmao
thats only in your head mate
banes 4th qtr comeback against gws in the 2024 semis was much more memorable and impressive than shitneys win
brisbane and geelongs seasons will both be over this time next weekhow does this make you feel
>>157629235brisbanes gayer
>>157629271>>157629264
Trade period > finals
afl wants sydney to win it all so the sport grows more there
wa, sa, vic and qld are all represented in these semisi think that's neat
do you think geelong fans treasure their QF win against brisbane last year as much as sydney fans holding onto this win
>drag the prozzie shit out for weeks>jump on the feminist bandwagon foids have attached to the whole thing>get your cucktorian wheres wally faggot cleary and trannie wilson to keep the shit in the news >get the pigs to make an important announcement about it 3 days before sydney played bane>hysterical cucktorians calling for aydney to be banned from finals with feigned outrage>think youve done enough to fuck up sydneys finals>they btfo the b2b premiers with half their team gone>afl wants sydney to win the flaghigh iq takes here
got him BOILING
>>157629311As a Sydneysider, I’ve now watched 3 full games due to the how can he slap.It’s working
>>157629376nobody remembers that sloppa, 2 teams filled with highest bidder mercenaries, shats with a history of doping and salary cap fuckeryswasn win was pure sovl
>>157628457>this is your brain on warm xxxx & great northern cans left in the sun
>>157629133you probably should have a shower, lad.
>>157629442its your brain on reading history and statistics really
bane will have played 3 consecutive away prelims at the MCG against>geelong>collingwood>hawthornand win all three. confirmed protagonists of the AFL
very entertaining thread to follow today
>>157629482other non victorian teams piss themselves on the mcgbane is built for it
>>157629304crisp knower
if our season was truly over, the sperging and seething about us would be unnecessary
*tunes into the frequency of the thread but doesnt read*
>>157629514>The West Coast Eagles played at the MCG once during the 2026 season.
>>157629566That's not true, Melbourne played their home game against them at...Marvelwhat the fuck
>3 of 6 teams left have bird mascotsbit in this
>>157629566iggs are not a drawl b
>>157629620Ok we played at the MCG what two times in a whole season.So this notion we are afraid to play at the g is trash.>>157629630neither are richmond, kangaroos, aints, port,
>>157629334don't forget geelong
its funny how youse argue about your teams when heaps of the players from opposing teams are mates and even go on holidays together in the off season youre all losers living vicariously through them and care about things they dont even give a fuck about lol
Free my igg let them play more MCG games.
>>157629421lol swasn have even more mercenaries like turdnow and moley boy, stupid cazzie kek
>>157629668i don't find that funny
sorry i did not take into account the eagles when i made my post as they are completely irrelvant to me
>>157629462but enough about the 6 gorillion
>>157629683>irrelvantidiot, moron, fool, clown, donkey, retard, spastic, dumbfuck, nitwit
>>157629668club is bigger than the current players
>see girl on tindr holding snake>msg her "you like big snaks ;) :p~ i got on for yuo>she msg back "why dont you come show me your big snakeits that easy you loosers
>>157629679Swasn rescued CurnGOD from a perennial mid team and hawks wouldnt give serong a run, hilariously. Bane and shats are filled with players their original clubs didnt want to let go
>>157629668bit brutal posting this on a monday afternoon knowing its all most of these neets and weird old cunts hanging around have left
all i see is swasn sookingkeep seething despite winning kek
>>157629716My fighting bred monkeys would destroy that duck.
Sydney Premiers is the value bet. If you actually watch how they are playing, they are the best team, and none of the current teams will be able to stop them.The suspensions have changed their playstyle and mentality. They are in "everything's against us" mode and playing like madmen.
>>157629514you think you're in a modern day sporting opera or somethin, true mc complex. but hear that fat lady singin? thats your mum letting you know your dessert tendies are ready.
@157629761>paragraph of cope
>>157629761I was very impressed with how the hawks played though
my igg finna shock the world next year fr
>>157629334foreign states shouldn't be represented at all
>>157629761not sure why they celebrated why they won the grand finalwere still doing laps of the scg at 7pm
>>157629788Yeah they gunna regret not having us at the MCG.
love having a good yarn with you blokes
Pozztorians are afraid to play us even on their home ground.
>>157629735this is such a pitiful attempt for (you)s
>>157629786This Hawks team got demolished by Brisbane not long ago. They're not actually that good, they just beat a team of pretenders who are overly dependent on a system which dysfunctions in wet conditions.Sydney are playing like animals. All of defence, midfield and forward line is firing. Gulden is playing equally if not better than Nick Daicos has ever played.It reminds me of the Bulldogs in 2016; nowhere near the best team, but nothing could stop them. Beat a vastly superior GWS team on their home deck through sheer willpower.
>>157629735What if you don't have big snak?
>>157629543noones sperging or seething over brisbane. maybe you supporters should. criticizing your efforts, and atemoting to deflate the ridiculous opinion your have of this team and its chances of a threepeat isnt sperging. ALL WEEK EVERY WEEK >swans aere shit, swans fiinna get raped, and there are reciepts for days...thats seething, thats sooking, thats sperging.good chats mate
>>157629800Don't underestimate emotionally charged players. They're all convinced they're up against it, it's like giving the players superpowers. They are playing better football now than they would've been playing if all those players didn't get suspended.
i have fianls fever
>>157629840.....yeah, righto mate
>>157629796but enough about victoria
Shouldn't you guys have work to do instead of posting here all day from early morning onwards and drinking beers?
I've followed sport closely my whole lifeNothing can convince me that the AFLW is a serious professional sport when teammates are sleeping together and even worse opposing players sleep togetherAmateur hour
>>157629761heeney and warner wait out for the easy ball heaps and go for flashy shit that often results in turnovers.the replacements are just good clearance players and with a bloke like gulden who can tackle and break from traffic its quite formidable.curnow looked really good with papley and mcdonald clunking everything and the mids managed to beat brisbane at what brisbane do best, clearances. blakeys disposal and effort was shithouse last half of the year, young blokes dont wanna be dropped so theyre playing like their lives depend on it.wouldnt say theyre favourites, clearly brisbane have the experience and record and geelong are always gnarly but theyre definitely a better side with all the pieces that have fallen into place.freo crom and the hawks in particular all very capable, enjoyed every game so far good to have a decent finals series.
>>157629874i'm permanently disabled iykwim haha
when does finals spergouts peak?
>>157629908When Geelong and Bane lose this weekend :)
15 years later and we still do not have a single suns or giants fan in /alf/
>>157629926>15 years later and we still do not have a single suns or giants fanftfy
>>157629926no but steven bane
>>157629926Im a giants fan and watched em since when they handed out free tickets just not much to discuss this year. i gave a beer to patton when his leg was fucked and he was hiding from his coach in the crowd next to us was pretty loose then you could walk into the club rooms and nobody cared kek
this morning my sister asked me to be a signatory on her marriage certificate my signatures fucked lads, ive got 4 months to sort something out
>>157629972That's kinda cool then, are they your first team?
>>157629997mine is literally just a scribble, i can't even replicate it but i think it's too late to change
>>157629891aflw is not a serious sport
>>157630005yeah, I started following them because they had afl development days before they officially started in west sydney when I was 16 and played for a local club. they were cool dudes and was my first year playing afl so I supported em got a whole heap of free merch too lol they get shit on heaps here but theyre really good dudes Toby is a funny fuck and if you saw some of the shit he got up to when he was first playing it'd be all over the news in current year.
why do people bother using tinder when they can just go to westfield in the arvocorr there's some real hotties here rn
reminder brisbane are the afls pet
>>157629923What do these two teams have in common from the last 5 years?
>>157630111Carlton had their own father-son literally last year. Why wouldn't he use that as the basis for comparison?
>>157630115number one ticket holders both have kids locked under the stairs?
>>157630142Nope. THEY SMASHED SHITNEY IN A GRAND FINAL!
>>157630106beep boop
>>157629835She can have your petit miam
>>157630153brisbane smashed geelong and sydney in grand finals :D
>>157630131They've had 3 father-sons in the last two drafts, and aiming for a 4th this year
>>157630378Interesting. So why would you use another club for the comparison?
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/gen-z-revealed-as-auss-biggest-cheaters-in-bodysoul-sex-census/news-story/4d15aab343bf793f3dc96a642b8696fd
>>157630478at least we're not speaking german
>>157630478So gen z are having statistically by far the least sex as a generation but they're also the generation most likely to be involved in an relationship with infidelity? This along with the generation least likely to own a home, be employed, or have any money.Man, Gen Z men are going to be involved in mass right wing death squads and they will be completely justified.
Is sex part of the hierachy of needs?How high or low is it?
>>157630544If you consider it as part of love and belongingness then smack bang in the middle, however it's also arguable it's tied to both esteem and self-actualisation for some people so middle at least, top at most.
>>157630544sex for reproduction is one of the most primary needs
>>157630502cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>157629761IF you believe Hawks or Bane aren't winning itTHEN you can throw $10 on all the other teams and lock yourself in for a sweet free money September. That's a big if though.
valuebet just means donating your money to sportsbet with a cope level chance of it even coming off
Why did Chloe Pink get fireballed by Kane and Kingy? Too fat?
>>157630675Literally every promo and initiative they champion is designed to siphon money from fools. Australia has the largest per capita annual betting losses in the world.
FUMING
>>157630684I have no idea what the FUCK this is supposed to mean.
>>157630684is fireballed like being volkaneo'd?
>>157630478>>157630502A fall in momogamy is a nessecary socia evil required to rebuild high trust societies. Humans are adjusting to how to socially vet people and spread gossip in high density environments and it is failing. Soon women (the non-whores) will ditch online dating and only date co-workers and friends of friends as they will have an extra close layer of social shaming to ensure virtue is upheld. Over time, monogamy will become the norm again. This will take many generations of polycutes tho.
>>157630702Maybe Cyril Rioli's kids can have them... oh wait
>gave up season>let them think they are a chance again>get absolutely crushedkek this is the cruellest route for swans fans
>kekkek
>>157630786The most grire supporter in afl, worse than collinonce.
>Starting from this coming men's pre-season, clubs will be restricted on how many minutes of contact training they can do each week.Shant be watching this "sport" anymore
>>157630573Does it work if i spunk in another man's arse?
>>157630819Take the esports pill16 hours of practice a day until your wrists disintegrate
>>157630819Just make em sign waivers for effs sake
>>157630819>why have non-contact injuries risen and ball skills declined? breeding a generation of softcock seagulls scared of the physical contest looking for the tiktok highlight easy ball
>>157630819it bothers you how they train?you wouldn't even know how many contact sessions they do a week currentlybet you have never been to a single training session in your life you casual fuck
Cooper Hodge has opted to join Hawthorn as a father-son rather than the Lions through the Academy.Also sounds like the Hodges are relocating to Melbourne.
>>157630847hodgepodge
>first name is actually a last name is actually an archaic professioni hate americans and their naming traditions so much
>>157630847>got an elite development at an afl club provided by brisbane who reap no rewards for the time and money they put in>LE ACADEMIES ARE RUINING THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>momogamymeant mahogany iykwim haha
Who needs a hug?
>>157630864wife prefers ebony hardwood iykwim haha
>TIL ebony is a type of wood and not a gem like Elders Scrolls made me believe
thinking brisbane v cats grand finalif not that then brisbane v freo
I would like to visit the jagungal wildernessit sounds magical, you faggots have been gatekeeping it
>>157630891I also agree a seond final to determine third place is a good idea.
>>157630892sorry but we have our reasons
>>157630888its rhino horns
>>157630902Im going there, been trail running for a few years for no particular reason and im making it my mission to hike it for 4 days after i stumbled upon it researching the man from snowy river. Have you been there?
>>157628209Because you just suddenly turned trans and it’s offensive. Now get that payout
>>157628209tell them you're muslim and it exposed you to things that go against your religion without your consentcould really say catholic/christian too but no one cares about how they feel
>>157630684Normie autism a shit. A SHIT
(((geelong))) are such slimebags when it comes to free agency.
>UNiDAYS conducted a study of more than 1,800 Gen Z students in England, the U.S. and Australia, and found 78 per cent spent most of their disposable income on restaurant deliveries.
>noooooooooooooo you must save all your money for a property market you'll never get into
>>157630945What else is there for them? They realistically can't make payments towards anything meaningful, even if they saved every last cent, and they have no interest in going out anymore because that experience is too expensive for most of them. Really all they can do is order slop and watch tiktok/youtube and play FTP crapware.
to wildcard weekend was just a normal weekend
shitney are done
>>157630972Many are saying this.
meoh welldyslexia ftw
>>157630945>Western disposable income going to straight to India via RemitlyJust want the nukes to start flying 2bh
>>157630979There will be no sudden destruction, just a protracted collapse where you watch the standard of living deteriorate to the point people tear each other apart.
absolutely pathetic how australians fall over themselves to fellate and grovel and pander to - nay worship - americans whenever they're here. look at this shithttps://www.news.com.au/sport/nfl/furious-aussie-culture-stuns-americans-as-nfl-circus-descends-on-melbourne/news-story/0840436df6eeacad3d83c6e20767d3c2
>>157630985LE BUNNINGS SAUSAGEHAHAH DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE HAHAHAHA
>zoomers when it's time to stop pouring billions into onlyfans and uberjeets
plebocracy bratwurst
>>157630994thank god the germans lost this could have gotten bad in this country
>>157630985>The negatives about Australia are our Mexican food, magpies, and the metric systemFOY Why the fuck would you expect good Mexican food here? We have none and we're full so can't take any. Plus imperial is retarded and if you got swooped by a magpie it's because he could tell you were a fat American.
the funny thing about mills acl is not only does it ruin this year it ruins next year also for the swans
>>157631005Fuck the Swans but gotta feel for Mills. That sucks. Worst possible time to do an ACL outside a few days before a grand final.
we are jeffrey epstein
jewfrey epstein
>>157631005you said this after heeney and co got bannedyou say this after the swans demolished bane without him lol
new thread lads ;)>>157631015>>157631015
>4 posts earlysick of your shit threadsperg, based turbo never made a shamelessly early thread like this
im not sure why i ever bothered to reason with swasnsooks, such unearned arrogance from a team that nearly lost to poot and the aints.keep believing youll win a flag i guess, ill be laughing when you lose.
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