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Dooker was tryna be a top though
Where is Fares Ziam? Is he safe? Is he alright?
I am officially sanctioning this thread. Any anons posting in it will find themselves on the receiving end of the full weight of my meng and all extenuating loads. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
i wonder how much of the traffic to bjpenn.com is from here.its like how /mug/ kept jlingz.com going
>>157615777I think I can see the Virgin Mary in Francis' bigen.
Chama!
>>157615937unfortunately for him he's been perma heemed. that's the type of heem where now just a stiff jab will wobble him for the rest of his career. it's time to pivot into coaching youth right now.
>>157615937currently in the 7th layer of hair
Daniele Puttana
There are no Swedish, Canadian, Italian or Finnish fighters in the UFC…
>>157616203That's just false b
>>157616203Uh.... Justin Gaethje
>>157616266None that matter…
>>157616283Justin Gaethje matters (JGM).
>>157616283That's what's called a goalpost shift b you are officially a bum
>>157616203Abdul Hussein is a future Champion. Title Challenger at the very least.
>>157616378The only Finnish UFC fighter is an Arab?
Who up Wanging they Cong rn?
The only Swedish UFC fighter is an African?
you all should have known Ziam was not that guy when he got choked out by terrence mcchinney and went to a split with pooellesreal ones knew he didnt pass the eye test
>>157616446I'm still pissed that the Shot Caller had to retire for health reasons
>>157616203There is Marvin, he'll be cut the 4th October though
>>157616550No way that berserker is Italian he’s full Germanic
>>157616487Why did he retire and when?
>>157616605>the only fully germanic fighter in the ufc is italianFood for tought b
There’s no question that the UK is the hardest country in Europe
>>157616729Yeah because of all the dicks up your asses
>>157616787Your only UFC fighter is an African “mate”. You’re pantied and sissified.
>>157616882Takes one to know one, also not sure what a caffeine-rich infused herbal drink has to do with any of this
>>157616606Retired a few months after the Rinat fight due to heart problems
So called “Nordic chads” have 2 fighters in the UFC and they’re both brown migrants. What a bunch of cuckolds.
Hermansson is still in the UFC
Nords are underrepresented in combat sports but overrepresented in the expensive seats at combat sports events. This is because they value education over being punched in the face.
Unmelinated piglins are so weak…
>>157617300Gane would be disappointed in you.
>>157617357Indeed, Gane is wise
List of british accomplishments:
>>157617493My life, just wait and see bud
Jean Silva vs Nathanial Wood victim
>>157617791>When you zutt but she keep sucking
>>157618026the rare high quality bongpost
A moroccan black man called saladin is France’s representation in the UFC.
>>157617464If Gane is anti-racist, is Tom pro-racist?
BBC won the weekend.
>>157616487this guy sucked and he was boring too
>>157617791
>>157616606Life threatening BBC overdose.
Islam has a better resume, record, aesthetic, fighting style, etc than KebabCan't believe this is even up for debateAnd the one loss adds character. Also Khabib's record is so padded it's shameful
Fags on heem be like, omg look how good this tranny looks. I'm totally straight bro I swear.
>>157618459>>157617791
>>157618638
not someone heemed stiff but too funny not to post
best victory animation ever?
>>157618880As much as I hate Izzy, him firing arrows into Poatan's unconscious body was fantastic
step 1 win step 2 say or do something entertainingthis is the high bar that stands between fighters and success
>>157618526Khabib had more aura though, which counts towards legacy. Anderson Silva's legacy is completely carried by how much aura he had in his prime, despite him being objectively only the 3rd or 4th best Middleweight ever at this point
>>157618880nothing more appropriate than a walk off
heterosexual men are defined by not dancing
>inb4 Jon dancingshut up
>>157619440Don't worry no one's claiming him to be heterosexual
>>157619627thanks b
If Jon is gay then I'm a monkey's uncle!
>>157617791>When brazza finds the sweet spot in the Bamhole.
>>157618880football ass celebration
>>157619738who said he's gay?!
>>157618608>Be Shavkat>Did something bad in pastlife incarnation>ignore lord buddha foolishly>become brazza instead >Get karma curse>Become fighter>Get injured>wife and son get in accident >wife divorces you because you care more about traneing ufc than her>get injured again>father passes away>the guy that injured you and that you beats gets title fight insteadAt this point its over for Shavkat. Nobody can beat a Karma Curse. He needs to repent to Lord Buddha in the north highlands of India.
>>157619738https://clip.cafe/the-hateful-eight-2015/hes-a-goddamn-sheriff-im-a-monkeys-uncle/
>tarantino
they need to give wang cong and natalia silva halotestin starting yesterday and shock collars in their gloves that go off if they havent landed a strike in the last 10 seconds to make this even a semblance of a main event
So I'm actually not a weirdo and people are just too afraid to engage with me because I pose a venomous knockout threat?
Ilia "The Gringo Papi" Topuria
So how come Shevchenko vacates the belt instantly but Aspinall hasnt fought in a year and is still champ?
>>157620626His burger is so popular that Dana is showing favouritism
>>157620626She vacated?
>>157620626Why should Tom do the UFC any favors when they let Jones duck him?
>>157620626Dana is begging and pleading with him to not vacate because that would mean G*ne becoming the undisputed. Heavyweight Division's been through a lot but that undeserving sack of shit would kill all legitimacy the sport has left.
>>157620626They really, really want to have some semblance of legitimacy returned to the heavyweight title and having Jon retire then the next champ vacate off a no contest would shit on it big time.
>>157620600Oof
>>157620626the question on everyone's mind
Did mvp get too cocky speaking out against daner white?
All MVPs "wins" in the UFC should be changed to no contests
>>157620626HW is not a serious division
hem
>>157620626Real answer:Heavyweight is the slowest division in UFC. Most heavyweights fight once a year, and rarely twice a year. So theirs no need to have Tom vacate.
Gsp is the wayne gretsky of canda
>>157620626Remember Shevs won and defended her belt. >>157620787>>157620875Tomala didnt actually win hers. Shes never won an undisputed title fight
Good, a rematch makes sense. The fight was competitive, contrary to revisionist that only remember the ending.I think Topuria should go to a real mma team. The spanish guys suck at mma coaching.
Y'all must've forgot
>>157622175>having conversationswow amazin
>>157622175>predictively>what i think is going to happenpretentious helwani jobsworth
Justin should just retire if they make him rematch Piglia
>>157622185is he wearing gel inserts like an foid instead of wrapping his hands normal style?
>>157618608Just saw the Shavkat interview. Hes really wearing a leg brace just talking his shit about everyone. Lil niggas for sure been bitter sitting on the sidelines
>>157622253Why would he not want the biggest money Fight possible?
>>157619405Crazy how Hunto could’ve been a profesional chess player instead of getting CTE for a living. Such privileges does Fate dispensate to Real Ones.
>>157622253>Justin finally gets bumped up to Championship paydaysYep perfect time to walk away from sport lol. Dont ever be a manager B.
Topuria will have PTSD in there with Gaethje again
>>157622208>>157622234The UFC isn't stupid, the Topuria rematch makes the most sense. Topurias their biggest Euro star after Gooby. They obviously want his champ again.
>>157622175lets see if ilia takes the bribe this time as well
Justin should retire because you personally don't wanna see Topuria beat him?
>>157622325Topuria was going thru a miami divorce. He had his heart heemed, I forgive him for losing. Women can really mindfuck a guy badly. Never underestimate a womans scorn. They know how to manipulate men and make them go crazy. Happens all the time.
>>157622175Would be funny to watch Elias’ forever broken face explode with a single jab from Garth. Unfortunately, he’ll probably make the right adjustments and tko him this time around.
>>157622091>never won an undisputed title fightwell the undisputed champion ran away and retired so
>>157622385Topuria's skin is pretty good, doubt he gets weak scar tissue like diaz bros that always get cut up. Its genetics, some guys just have tougher skin.
>>157622389no thats what you did after you got raped
>>157622421Topuria has had pretty bad cuts and bruising basically every time he fights a high level opponent, he cuts very easily
Jusdaddy will retire Clitia.
Nobody unironically believes Justin wins a rematch. Ilia's obviously the better fighter he just had a piss poor gameplan and tried to take Justin's head off because it was the biggest stage in UFC history.
>>157622491Topuria was still taking him down and landing shots. It's just whether his new schaub face will hold up
Hokdaddy bodied that neutered AGPiglet freakazoid!
And so my time with heem was drawing to a close. A community built on daddy-posting and creampieing the sport's controversial CEO, Dana White. I'd come to see the general as a thread clinging to a dying sport, one already in its final throes, soon to be swallowed whole by the heavy wrestling of Dagestan. As the culture quietly rots, its regulars are left shouting into the void, met only, occasionally, with the accusation of being Pakistani.
>>157622532One of the worst gameplans in a championship fight i've ever seen. It was a massive event and Topuria knew the stakes were high. He wanted the glory of a finish. So he just bull rushed Justin. Which no one fucken ever does against him. Even then Topuria almost finished him with body shots. Any decent coach would have told him its a reckless game plan. He needs a real head coach, not his brother.
>>157622544Hokits a fat light heavyweight. He wont win against Tom or Cereal. They both have good striking fundamentals and strong takedown defenses. Hokits wasting his time at HW, would rather he go punk Carlos Ulberg.
>>157622532That prime piglia now he’s a disfigured deformed schuabesque mentally broken faggot
>>157622639gayne can't wrestle. hokbeast toys with him on the ground.
>>157619224Meh, rose tinted glassesAnd people will say the same about Islam, just after he's outThough Islam is at least more likable and funny
>>157622575Did you think this would be funnier the second time?
>>157622604topurias brother is the only reason hes even in the ufc. hes a more technically sound version of ilia. ilia only gets the push because dana white, homosexual, etc
>>157622667Yeah
>>157622653If he was ugly and brown you would call him daddy.
Pat BarryJim WestMovsar EvloevPavel Fedotov
>>157622675Well you got a reply this time, keep trying
>>157622308yes but where would the glory be in that>>157622328try reading that again bud
>>157622683>if
Pat Barry did what everyone in that gym was planing on doing he just did it first, maybe.
>if
>>157622821
It's happening bros, who wins?
>>157622658
>if he was brown and ugly
>>157622854the doo. years or rogan shilling finna be exposed
are justin really did your ilja in
>>157620626Aspinall gets finishes at least and to be honest, no UFC HW champion has defended more than once since 2018 so this is pretty routine for HW not a division of real ones anymore
>>157622902he can't even see mate
respectfully to the primatesi could heem a chimp no questions asked
Is Parnasse the best kick-checker we've seen since Aldo?
>i just can't see out me bloody eye mate aye it were the poke that did it
did justin have loaded gloves? he usually does fuck people up but topturo started covering his orbital after the very first punchm what are the chances that cracks that easily on a guy that never went through wars? also the whole american in the white house thing >>157622943had they put him against someone who wasn't a old ploddy faggot we could've had a proper answer
>>157622976Elías just dove head first into the zone of death. Car crashes, b. His orbital are probably shot from now on and will break easily by anybody with a crumb of power.
>>157616203>Tfw the most important German in MMA history is Clemens Werner
Parnasse vs HollowayGaethje vs Arman Topuria vs PaddySalkild vs Oliveirathis is what should happen so of course none if it will
>>157622935You ever seen one of those up close, b?Whats your gameplan to fight one?
>>157623009See red, swing for the fences and heem him.
>>157622976justin punches in an exaggerated motion (involving adding rotation to the knuckles) to enhance violins per wittman ilja had never met anything like it before
>>157622976Justin pulled his head down and threw an uppercut right to his eye socket it looked like.
>>157623009stand and bang
>when the damage is so brutal that cazzies speculate about loaded gloveslol!
>>157622532>>157622604No one with a right mind would argue that Ilia would've won on that evening with a better game plan, however in a rematch everything is different, not only the loser of a first fight adjusts and learns from the first one. Think about Yan vs Aldo 1 & 2
I tried to warn you.
>>157623042honestly I didn't make anything of it, even when Justin aknowlegded it on Rogan's, until seeing Ilia physiognomy becoming Schaubesque. I know skulls are different but Tony didn't literally get his face rearranged and he got battered way more one-sidedly, he had a shit weight cut too.>>157622532I don't think Ilia will ever take a shot the same
>>157623096*until I saw
>>157623096ilja looked like he got a real life shoes on no rules 8 on 1 ass kicking
OHHHHHHH
>>157623042>mi cerveza
News from Brazil.
>>157623143does that dude have down syndrome or not
eric finna heeeemm
Truth nuke
I feel like these guys are slept onOnly Gorillas are above them I think
Is bro really reposting twitter screenshots? Somebody's lonely today lol
>>157623215My asian wife used to love Milo.
>>157623227Orangs are so cool, easily my favourite animal
>>157622881The british guys a racist?Imagine my surprise
Interesting that they put them right next to each other in the center of the photo
>>157623330They used to be friends.
>>157622295>All this talk from a guy with a knee braceI just dont see how he can come back from a double knee surgery. He should seriously start planning for retirement, its over for him.
>>157623330basically the same doo
>>157623330>>157623360 Sasuke on the left, Naruto on the righthttps://youtu.be/scWSTDsj3IM
>>157623143chiquinho only need one
>>157622295>>157623361Call it pulling a Tom!
>>157623330heem wants me to believe they're the same race
I asked Tom how many fingers I was holding up, he said three. It was by text, mate. He needs at least 5, 8 months more recovery.-Eddie Hearn
>>157623480Zatdaddy is a sexy daddy. Bacon bo is a disgusting raw chicken coloured oink piggy.
yeah this is all great but when is the jim miller title shot coming?
>>157623316>BritishHe’s a Paki from Pakistan.
Strickland made that guy his bitch.
>>157623573lmao what a pieced up bitch
1. White
>>157623585lawrence strickland made the guy on the right his bitch indeed. raped gaped and devestaped crying in a puddle of semen about finding a man to buy him a nice belt and tight shorts
Has Shavkat always been this unlikable?
>>157623726? Retard
>>157623726Shaved Cat? The guy who never fights? Wgaf about him?
I haven't missed a card in years and I've never heard of this doo.
When Shavkat comes for his belt, I predict Islam's mazza will conveniently call for his immediate retirement. No way Clitlam Mapussychev takes that fight.
Fer shure, b. Shaved Cat will fight any day now…
19 have tried and 19 have failed, to defeat Shavkat in mixed martial artsIslam is keeping his belt warm for Shavdaddy.
>>157623973warm but also chills b
one racethe heem race
Mosvar has more wins than his wife has had periods.
the ascended
>>157623493We get it spams
Pakistan has over 250 million people and not a single decent fighter. How does that happen?
>>157624090theyre weak ass bugmen just like indians
This pysop sucks
>>157624101India has had UFC fighters at least
>>157624112Which one?
>>157624047It looks like hes aged alot. Shavkats must have went thru hell.
>>157624273What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.
>>157623028>>157623028new
Oh I'll give you something to really cry about boy
>>157624128sadly i believe the last one to fight got heemed into dust
>>157615777
>>157624150This one >>157623879>>157623973
What doesn't Wang your Cong simply Songs Yadong
>>157624850Oh wow, I didn't think it would get any traction. Good to see it's already making an impact.
just conged my wang, if you know what im saying dawg
You know what's interesting is that tobacco tastes pretty good but marijuana does not.
big BOOMinbig BooMin
Your pysop sucks dude
I wanted to make a big boom in my comeback.
>>157624984You know what's crazy is I believe him
There are rumors that Aspinall is secretly suspended for PEDs
Hey little sister what have you done
Hey clozzys mom where have you gone? Hey clozzys mom, shotgun!
>>157624955Hell yeah brother HH
It's a nice day for a white wedding
Oh shit clozzy is here? What up playa!
>>157624984even doe the democrats are this openly
>>157625117Whole government are fags, I fear
>>157624984why do gay niggas always think everyone else is gay too
>>157625154We know our own pal
>>157625154No but he really is right there's a lot of fruity ass republican senators who are still in the 1950s attitude of don't ask don't tell
>>157624984Maybe, just maybe, those gays have accepted that being gay is bad and they don't want more children coerced into being gay.
>>157625147indeed
>>157625198What if that's just the first layer of the closet?
I wish I had the opportunity to heem Dana White. He needs to get beaten up for a lot of reasons, but that UFC 332 card lineup makes it needed now.
Is Khaos Williams a similar skill level to Zebaztian Kadestam?
So anon pushed me into my office and I said "Dude, get your fucking hands off me"
>>157624984Dana is probably getting fucked in the ass raw by Ted Cruz
>I sell holy shit moments for a living
>>157625382I couldnt believe this matchup when I first saw it, and main event too? Holy shit.
Don't look up who MVP's dad is
>>157625410MVP's dad being a nonce is basic MMA ball knowledge at this point thanks to Guru
>>157625382This solidifies that Dana and Ari are irredeemable
>>157625421Oh I don't watch Guru I just found out nowFair enough
Silver Fangholy balls
>>157625382Holy shit did they accidently make a poster for a prelim fight lol
>Curtis Page, MVP’s Father, On Trial For 22 Counts Of Rape & Abuse
>>157625465
Every day I get sad when I think about how we never got RDR vs Craig, it would have been the most hilarious fight in history. We never got Craig vs Cutelaba either
You guys remember the serbia card? The whole week leading up to it all the posts about "this stinks!" "I don't recognize anyone!" "I hate Dana White!" And then the night of it's all heems and bangers. Maybe shut the fuck up and eat what you're served you insufferable leeches.
Nah cuz 22 separate charges of rape is crazy, there is no way little mike page made it through his first chapter un damaged
>>157625455excellent post
>me at /heem/ after concluding my talk on how prime anderson would run through the modern middleweight division
>>157625014Makes sense. Much like when Jerry vacated on a supposed shoulder injury.
me after HEEMING a BACON KING in 1 round flat
>>157625650Prime Anderson is the most overrated oldhead divisional GOAT in the sport. Prime DJ, Aldo, GSP, Jon and Fedor/Stipe would still give massive problems to current top contenders or outright be the champion of the division, but Anderson would not be a top 5 MW today
>>157625691Name 5 middleweights that would beat Prime Anderson.
>>157625691This sounds like the type of retarded thing spammy would post just for attention.
though i agree that a lot of considered GOATs are overrated, the skill gap in mma is just that big
>>157625724shut up
Is GSP vs Anderson in their primes the biggest fight in UFC history that never happened?
>>157618820The YET-AYYY
>>157625716strickBEAST
>>157625824Khabitch vs GaySexPerformer would’ve been bigger and more interesting.
diaz was robbed against silvadiaz was robbed against gsp
>>157625897GSP was late 30s, in his second retirement and Khabib was demanding the fight be at 155, it wouldn't have been good. Prime GSP at 170 destroys Khabib though
>>157625924Yeah at 170 is what I’m saying. GSP would’ve died cutting at 155.
>>157625857kek>>157625824frantwit ducking big Jon is bigger
>>157625924>Khabib was demanding the fight be at 155Did he say why? To me he looked huge for 155, way bigger than Islam, who is now 170 champ.
>>157622881How do I get my hair to look like this?I thought he looked cool, minus the tomato face.
>>157626189That’s the fabled 100 dollar haircut.
>>157626189have you tried showering
That fighter you mentioned? Yeah Gaethje heems him.
>>157626335watched showgirls twice now it's a proper movie b what were you saying even at his alleged worst verhoeven is 20 times the artist a t*rantino the narrative is beautifully told and the casting perfect as per
>>157625154A disease always wants to spread its influence
i carry gay mace to avoid such issues
>>157626120Probably because he knew it could never happen.
tom ducked Jon and now hes ducking Gane. tom knew if he didnt fight Jon hed just be given the belt and that was his only path to undisputed
>>157626549I think his biggest mistake so far is hiring Hearn. He wasn't wrong to stop from the poke. He made a mistake doing all the production around his tests/surgery but that could be washed away. Hearn doesn't want to help Tom, he wants to hurt Dana and anything Eddie does will prioritize that over positives for Tom.
scouse and mancunian fighters are easily some of the most inbred swine i've ever seenlee murray and dan hardy much easier on the eye
>>157626613True but he is making bank from sponsorships now supposably, thanks to hearn
tom could have fought yesterday btw
tommy shitforbrains didn't realize he could sell his face without hiring fucking fagin to pocket in-between Jon have mercy even schaulb knew that
Hi blue eyes
>>157626663Eddie probably called in a favor so he could keep Tom's money flowing while he sat out to fuck Dana.
>>157626663supposably
>>157626702hey "mate"
menifieldbeast has got you seething all day long i see
dont make me whip out the meng
>>157626456Starship Troopers? Yeah unironically great movie with a good message and I won't pretend otherwise. Justin Gaethje.
>>157627036it aged like the finest of wine or our current ufc lightweight champion of the world for short
just remembered dan hooker
Favourite fighter to commit infanticide and got away with it due to systematic corruption? For me, it’s Francis Ngannou.
>>157627198repeat offender no less
“Anyone who helps anotheris Gethsemane,anyone who consoles anotheris the mouth of Christ”– Cyril “Bon Gamin” Gane
>>157627230SUGARUGAR
>>157627224Brvtal.
>>157627230>>157627234>judas and jesus shared a kiss in the olive gardenwhat did the heem gawlds and sugarplum joe mean by this
in the aspinall era you get to call a timeout whenever you get rocked because the refs are scared of getting canceled
GODspinall mindraped you.
the wisest of us understood the downstream consequences while tommy was still flailing around the cage. pereira was emboldened to declare a NC for himself and witch hunt herb. the next stage of this will come close to ruining the sport.
The sport is so close to being over Gane might even get punished for cheating in his next fight
what will happen is dana will be forced to crack the whip and say "enough of this bullshit shut the fuck up you libtards" and external political media will flood the mma space to crush the foul cancel culture and a new golden age of far right extremism led by gane will emerge.
Shavkat lashing out... pitiful
what's the /heem/sensus on napoleon blownapart
Sucks seeing so many muzzies and pajeets in everyday life but is what it is
>>157627668kill yourself faggot
Big booty latinas
>garry won the story against islam>mvp won the story against garryI think it's fair to call MVP the undisputed welterweight champion of the world
>>157627701monitor and open the selfie i sent ya
gane is the only adult in the room of the entire sport
why would dana even care about making good cards anymore, he's already got the money from the tv deal and doesnt need to stack cards for ppv'she'll also be gone by the time the next tv deal comes around
Nice sport you have there, Goyna.
>get knocked down>*high five opponent*>get controlled for the entire round>*tousle opponent's hair*>lose 50-45>*thank opponent while offering firstborn*
>>157627757em vee pee lost the story against patterson though
>they STILL think dana runs the poofc
buhbuhbuh I only have flip phone
>>157628176 #kill yourself faggot
I’m going to lay down some uncomfortable truthsIan Garry beat IslamMVP beat Ian Garry
there's no law that says I can't rape Dana White
this is now a party!!!
>>157628485Islam - MVP is the fight to make right now
dark days ahead
>>157628621Pharaoh... King of Games
>>157617493>invented bread>invented cheese>invented Canada
It's all a work cazzies
i'm not buying the "no amount of toughness matters with liver shots" thing. with the exception of maybe a situation like gaethje topuria where he was probably legitimately paralyzed from body shot spam... but he also went on to win, so...
>>157628750>bro its like an off buttonbuttons dont always work
i just remember seeing the legendary dricus taking crazy liver shots from adesanya and i realized... this dude ain't folding from that shit, and even if that happens, the fight won't just be over, he will grab onto the legs or something and survive. same thing with submissions. a lot of losses are decisions.
the truke you aren't ready for... decision losses are the only losses that aren't decisions.
you cant get upset about decision losses. by deciding not to win for 15 minutes you tacitly and amountedly decided to lose
the only problem is, the system is corrupt. you have bullshit tap and circle winning rounds, bullshit lay and pray winning rounds, and then you get the three stooges flipping coins to decide which fighter won each round. true fighters are at a disadvantage from the start.
>>157623267what was his name?
any fighter who decides to lose a decision instead of being DQ'd isn't worth his salt
I think Hooker likes getting beaten up, sexually.
>>157628621>Little bit force choke brazza you hev to tap
>>157623361>All this talk from a guy with a knee braceBASED
>>157628997他从未告诉我他的名字,但他是个身材非常健硕的台湾男生。
navajo stirling cryptically implies paulo costa ducked a fight against him for ufc 332 main event vacant or interim lhw beltmore likely ufc lied to him because i don't know why paulo would ever duck that
surely unrelated but i'm guessing the combined pay of silva and cong is probably $700
>>157629257Cucklo Cucksta ducking a fight? And against a bigger, stronger version of Adesanya? Couldn’t be, b.
Why did nobody on heem tell me Chael did Matan last week?
>>157629426pretty sure he just asked for some extra save-the-card-money and hunter said i got a better idea
>>157628739Rogan was pretty zesty in the 90's>Twink mode>Fruity hair>Gay earring>Did nude scene on tv show
>>157629257Not surprised, Navajo is one of the rising talents in 205. Hes a tough fight and Costa knows he would lose the fight. The Navajo vs Jiri fight is probably a title eliminator. Ankalev and Costa will probably end up on sidelines.
navajo and ulberg are teammates
What if jizzy actually turns good after leaving ckb?
>>157629621Explain how that could possibly happen.
>>157629582Alright!
>>157629626He learns new stuff?
>>157629621Talmbout THE 37 year old prospect?
>>157629675Like what
Fedor was a bum and couldn't get past Curtis Blaydes
>>157629728wheel kicks to the leg
>>157629257paulo shills GODru's beanies now, he's making real money and doesn't need daner's pittance.
you laugh until my heel strikes your calf with a force you didn't think the human body was capable of, and you never walk again, motherfucker
gane scholars will be opening up registrations for the ganecord. prepare yourselves
simply grab the leg of the grounded opponent and spam it with knees
RENA fight week
Arlovski is the best hw to ever do it in combat sports
Throwback article by loog tumus https://www.sbnation.com/mma/2011/2/18/2001881/andrei-arlovski-and-the-betrayal-of-the-mind
>>157630143This proves that Tony can make a comeback
>>157630143Remember when Arlovski became the MVP of HW at like 43 just 29-28ing a bunch of bums making shitloads of money
>>157630178>can the kid already is. boxing gold coming soon
the truth is, a person with super strength could win any fight instantly by squeezing the opponent until they tap or get injured. this proves mma is fake.
Ryan garcia vs conner Benn fight week let's go
>>157630219nah u thug that shit out g
>>157630219Newton did that at ufc 31 already. new ufc sucks dude
>>157630231Zuffa saving boxing with this accessible card
>>157629582Danas gonna make them fight.
>>157630231¡Viva Mexico!
has boxing gotten sick of dana yet?
>>157630262with the move to fight pass ufc bjj is now behind a larger paywall than ufc on paramount. zuffa will be running 200$ ppvs as soon as dana signs all the stars
Fuck I missed the parnasse fight because I got drunk 1h before the main event even started and fucked off to sleep
Conor "nigel" Benn will beem
>>157630367You WHAT
>>157630367it was the greatest fight of all time. i've never seen anything like it in my 50+ years of watching ufc.
>>157630367Parnasse went ultra instinct and threw a kick that no body could see except dom cruz straight to the liver!
>>157630383>>157630390i watched the replay on youtube and it wasn't that good so yeah I'm not devastated that I missed it live but It was still a rookie mistake so I apologize for not having graced this sub with my presence on that fateful end of summer night
>>157630408Liar
>>157630323until then please let me bait
WEC died for Noche
What happened to canelo? Seems like he hasn't fought in a minute
Ilia insists upon himself.
>>157630503What happened to canelo hands? Seems like he hasn't fought in a minute
What happened to hooker? Seems like he hasn't fought in a minute
Nina Drama bros our response??
why do these fighters never see red during the fight, it's such a cheat code
>>157630533women shouldnt have voting rights and none of this would be a problem
>>157630533Yikes imagine having bare hatred in you're heart
>>157630533If she ever needs a place to stay the other side of my bed is empty
>when the blue corner sees red
>>157630533in the sports world we call this an "alley-oop"guru with the assist
>>157630549sorry to hear you broke up with your boyfriend
>>157630562entombed that pharaoh
>>157630533she sounds jealous desu
the blue canvas was much better
>>157630588DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT PHARAOH
>>157630617couldn't see red
BJ Pennyworth
>>157630533Ethered that bitch.
>>157630711>*adjusts monocle*
>>157630418dookie has the distinction of being heemed in the first round twice by a newcome in his career now
prime hooker...
>>157630734it seems to me that hooker is a sort of tony ferguson type that relies only on athleticism. They're both gay so it would match
>>157630767you're retarded dookster has always been slow as molasses
Ooga booga
remember when dookster went to 145? shit was so bad.
>>157630776you might be right but I don't respect you or your facts
>>157630784are arnold showed him who's boss
>>157630781– Niggus du Niggis (African).
>>157630734I disagree. I would count this as his first time. Chandler was already 34 and already beat Eddie Alvarez twice (who heemed Gaethje) so even with that win alone and the amount of fights Chandler had with prime Bellator (similar pool of fighters as poofc) you couldn’t really call Chandler a newcomer when he fought Dan. I’d still rate younger Alvarez slightly higher caliber than hooker skill for skill
>>157630804Edie was flushed when he signed into the UFC. That’s how real he was.
>>157630767tony at least knew how to grapple and only got flushed post ACL tear which made two times shower than he was at his prime dookie has always just been a bit of a michael childless just bleed type of fighter
dricus has lightweight skill yet he could fatten up to heavyweight. what a specimen.
Grim. Very grim.
what kind of name is Very Grim
>>157630898kek
>when the sorrow hits just fine
I think mma is going to die and resurge when people inevitably get bored of robot mma. Daner will be the only one to stand by it even with the meta apex PI becomes a ruins.
>>157630533>I'll pay for your flight to palestine so your husband can record you getting stoned by muslims for being a whoreDamn
>UFC 300 was 9 years ago
>>157631002>I thinkand that's strike one
>a woman's opinion about anything
yeah I'm the guy who boys jean silva what's up
>>157631154Based. God of Violins acolyte who goes there to heem or get heemed. Only cazzies and fake ones hate him.
>>157628750Gaethje admitted afterwards that he was basically done after those bodyshots. The only reason he stayed in the fight is because Ilia decided to chase a meme submission instead of just going for ground and pound or a standup
>>157631214he is a fighting turd the only acceptable one is prates
Ulberg is 37 and has a destroyed knee, I doubt he ever actually intends to fight again. He's probably just keeping the belt warm until Stirling earns a title shot, then he'll vacate
>>157615777Fuck Dana
>>157631224I disagree.
>>157631231the bitchspintwat method
>>157631238oh yeah?
>>157631231Jonesque ducking if true
>>157631248Kino
>>157631276tom*
>>157631248This is like that cave allegory
>>157631292That's the World Champion. Best Fighter on the Planet.
>>157631337talmbout sverige's very own justin cagey?
tom was demanding way too much money to fight Jon. Jons the undisputed. Jons the undefeated. Jons the double champ. Jons the longest ever and will remain the longest ever pound for pound #1. Jons the kickboxing champ. Jons the collegiate wrestling Gold medalist. Jons the undefeated submission grappler. Jons the first martial artist with his own shoe line. Jons friends with the president. Jons never lost a title fight. toms never won an undisputed title fight. And tom wanted Jon money for the privilege of fighting Jon? tom wanted Jon money to, even with a loss, catapult his name into the same conversations we have about Jon as a UFC heavyweight champion? tom ducked that fight by not agreeing to give his purse to Jon.
jon jones refuses the biggest paycheck in mma history to fight some mong with a busted knee and peepers
the peepers weren't busted then and canor has earned more, poor gurucel will just say anything to make a post
troonspala aspingay fancucks have completely lost the plot>buhbuhbuh they tried giving Jon 30 million dollarsif tom wanted the Jon fight it wouldve happened. tom doesnt want to fight. hes just not a fighter
Another hard pill to swallow for the homosexual community: by way of not having MVPFL re-sign Robellis and denying him a shot at the lineal heavyweight championship before his inevitable return to the UFC, francis child killer ngannou also tacitly legacy-ducked Jon
In some way, Hooker won.
>>157631411GODru outta nowhere again love to see it!! He stays relevant!
>>157631500in some ways my fist on your forehead pal
In certain esoteric ways, incomprehensible to most people, Hooker actually lost...
>>157631519me and (very) big k have a private arrangement where i boost his numbers by triggering his jeet fanbase and he pays me in walkers prawn cocktail, cadburys and pictures of his armpit folds that look like a girls bum all sent by fedex
Me bloody ocular organs were compromised by non-consenual eye socket penetration from the digits of Ciryl Gane mate!
tom was digital raped by gane also really
Why are you booin me? The burgers got four patties
>>157631546Complaining about yhe fans reaction is the moment Tom lost the story. He should have called Gane a cheating faggot and threatened to kill him next time he saw him
>le smash burgerfucking blind ass raped faggot tommy ass making the patties extwa cwispy for pigru
Cheesy beans from atop the bin. And they say we ain't living good
>>157631550think getting exposed as a plodding bum after using redditors for years to present himself as equal if not better than Jones was the exact moment, i call it jab 1 for short
>>157631563Jonjones still ran away! from him. Nothing will change this.
>>157631569name your price
>solves MMA>goes head to head with Zuffa>wins
>Jones wants to fight a legend like Stipe>dorks whine>GSP was only willing to fight BispingDouble standards
magapatriot is the best thing to happen hear since the italian window jumper i am not alfred to say it
>>157631584a lot of these dudes are fucking and cumming in each othrrs ass lol
>>157630533HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
You might have missed it, but prior to the weekend's heems, Schaub dropped the script on Hooker vs Usman Nurmagomedov
. . .
>>157631522My forehead would crush your fist buddy
>>157630533isn't this the mouthy texan that tom's bestie piers has on
Look at da ting! It's like I'm lookin at the sphur ye?
>>157631594Nah, the people (rightly) criticizing it just get forgotten with time. In a few years, the fact that Stipe was on the nursing home’s front door when he fought jones will be forgotten completely. “He beat Stipe” without the asterisk is how it will be remembered.It really was the same with fans then. Whittaker was like the Tom Aspinall after beating Romero. Dana talked about the winner fighting Whittaker in the lead up to Bisping and GSP as the real fight to make. The fans all thought Bisping was easy work and a fluke champ . Now no one remembers that part the same way. Then when whittaker beat Romero again it made GSP look worse (and Bisping because it looked like he was ducking Romero when he fought GSP ) but when Whittaker lost to Izzy, all that shit was forgotten and GSP is one of the goats. Similar to how when tom got pieced up by gane, it erased a lot of the jones narratives.
Randomly rewatched Ngannou v Gane, and Rogan losing his mind over Ngannou displaying some basic wrestling and constantly going "OH MY GOD HE'S LEARNING?!" and "HOW HAS HE DONE THIS?!" felt a little racist ongod, like he was in disbelief in the guy showing any form of technique
ciryl gane's big fat caramel color pussy lips
>>157631690Joe unironically views people like Francis as mandingo fighters
Just dropped a massive Poomar in the Till. Fazzas plan, it seems.
Joe Rogan is gay for black men
Our betters are known, I’m afraid…
>>157631710Yeah but in an extra perverse way like he looks at them like animals, kind of like how white women are with dogs I suppose
>>157631705fazza's plan was for umar to shart his pants mid heem?
The words "Umar was never part of any plan that I had" were written right before Abdulmanap's passing. Who knows what it meant.
>>157631688Bispbong at least was on like a five or six fight win streak plus Whittaker got injured after he faced off with him. There wasnt that much buzz about it because everyone knew that Bisping's title reign was on borrowed time
>>157631753something something Justin Gaethje
If Usman also gets gaped will it truly be the end of the dagestani era?
>>157631761Who? Never heard of him. He new?
>>157631683the blade and lower level
>>157631768Some call him the future of the sport
The tomb of abdulnamap contains ancient scriptures, these state that Umar was never a part of the plan
Umar disstrack on Fazzas posthumous album
>>157631786Sounds good. I'll keep an eye out for him when he fights. When will he make his debut?
>>157631814July 7 against a real killer called Michael Johnson
comrade manap codename faznik was planning a workers revolution in daghestan with brazza umar at the helmkvatso had other plans
Tommy McMillen fight week hell yeah brothers!!
>>157628009Even though I think Islam's better than Khabib, I'll admit that Khabib would NEVER let an opponent get this close And he'd probably chimp out if they even attempted a headpat or whatever
i shall make it
>>157631594At least Bisping was technically the active champ, despite being the worst champ in MW history. Stipe was basically retired, hadn't fought in 3 years and was 42
Let us migrate. Justin Gaethje.>>157631900>>157631900>>157631900
if i may>>157631901>>157631901>>157631901
brains versus brawn the greatest match up of all (brawn will win)
>>157631903Fraid I am responsible for this terrible betrayal as written about in the Iliad as written by Justin Gaethje
>>157631909a meng of my stature (22cm, girthy) does not cry when lady fortune visits next door
>>157630533Damn
