SERIE A MATCHDAY 3>Friday, 4 September 202620:45 Genoa 1-4 Como>Saturday, 5 September 202615:00 Fiorentina 1-2 Torino18:00 Infami 3-2 Napoli20:45 Roma 2-1 Atalanta>Sunday, 6 September 202615:00 Frosinone 3-2 Venezia15:00 Parma 1-1 Monza18:00 Bologna 2-2 Sassuolo20:45 Juventus 1-1 Bbilan>Monday, 7 September 202618:30 Cagliari - Lecce20:45 Udinese - LazioPrevious >>157590648Reminder to count your cans of tuna, pay respects to Don Micio at the old catnip chapel, make the monthly tribute to the Neapolitan whisker syndicate, keep tabs on the Sicilian kitten families, and do not forget that the Lombards are mobilizing, keep your claws clean, your cannoli warm, and stay Giampaolopilled.
>>157625190He went vigilante on this african hoodlum that was bothering the native population
negru
Only good thing is moreira and cisse cookingAlso: what happened to the aerial menace?
This Poppy Miller is a propah english rose
nihao
>>157625237Chuckwueze has to start on the right put Moreira on the left
>2 points gained over Jewve and BblanBasadinho It’s gonna be a Coomo Printer Riomma season in that order
>>157625251Yes and Jashari needs to start
vivisect slugatelli with a spoon also>getting got by analrim and relying on esoteric feline calcio to save your ass
>>157625237If anything positive came out of this for bbilan is that fact that it is now clear that moreira should only play ngopppa shitalia and early rounds of comfy league
Since every big tourist town is getting promoted Como, Venezia, Pisa, Salernitana to name a few. Now its time for Sorrento Calcio 1945 to make their debut
They paid HOW much for Ramos and Moreira?!?
Juventus - 1.57 Expected Goals (xG) - 0.09 Bbilan
>>157625304>capri in serie awow
>Moreira cooked to whole right side>locatelli not getting a clear red for choking a player in front of the ref>a literal baby talento cooked their defense>they barely got a draw by a lucky goal>the aerial menace and record transfer kolo whoani missingNo wonder they are maad maad
Capri demon
Should be remade with "Buffon" and "aerial menace", words that trigger her so much for no apparent reason
FC Porto(fino)
>>157625361Where do the Ukrainian prozzies fit into this?
Cisse is the real dealMoreira not bad for his debut in such a big match, didn't make much mistakes in our own half and definitely looked strongRamos.... should have saved the 75m for other players and just kept Morata ffs. Expecting him to play as lone striker is comical let alone starter. He's not a top level player, you can get away with him vs small teams but not at the highest stagesSala garbage gtfoRabiot can't play AM in big matchesAmorim made a huge mistake subbing out ModricMusah, limited player at bestGila fitness issues annoy me, we had tu sub in Terronefodder for him and then we concededPavlo, KDW etc all the defenders suck except for Gila
>>157625349Moreira looked solid considering his debutRamos is a 75m Morata
>>157625372>Where do the Ukrainian prozzies fitBetween his lips LMAO
how can anyone want to keep morata
>>157625259>Visit Detroit I seriously hope Italians don't do this.
>>157625324Genuinely if this team could finish Spalletti wouldn't be getting so much shit
>>157625258Jashari has shown nothing to deserve the starting spotThough it won't make much of a difference with MusahModric and Rabiot are still our starting midsRabiot can't play AM on big games, he needs to be in midfieldJashari and Musah are both weak manlets and neither of them have shown Modric level ability to make up for it
Diego Moreira Minutes played: 61Accurate passes: 27/31 (87%)Chances created: 0Defensive contributions: 5Touches: 60Touches in opposition box: 1Successful dribbles: 0/2 (0%)Passes into final third: 2Accurate crosses: 0/5 (0%)Accurate long ball: s0/2 (0%)Dispossessed0Tackles: 2Blocks: 0Clearances: 2Headed clearance: 2Interceptions: 1Recoveries: 1Dribbled past: 3Ground duels won: 2/8 (25%)Aerial duels won: 0/0 (0%)Fouls committed: 1This is as a very offensive WINGback, nearly all his passes are backwards lmao. Is this what cooking looks like in a zoo?
>>157625451Horrible player
>>157625418dont worry ive been told 2 goals in 120 appearance man will solve it all
gestifut? More like pestifute
>>157625451Except that this was his debut on a big match and the whole team played garbageIf you look at Rabiot or Ramos stats they will look even worseModric is the only Milan player in 1st half who did better
>>1576253614000 hours in GIMP
If we want to be honest amorim humiliated spalletti tonight like israel humiliated palestine, yeah sure le epic sculata at the end there but if we want to talk soccer it's clear that mago luciano got gangraped here
>>157625501Good post as usual :)
>>157625397It'd be cheaper compared to 75m RamosThen we could have used that 75m for a good CB or Mid
>looking up Milan player statistics>making "memes"Aerial menace lvls of maadness
>>157625496I'm not criticising him for a first match performance, it's just crazy that they paid 50m for a player that is clearly pretty limited.He's going to be a fine squad player like Saelemakers is, but for someone to say he "cooked" is some next-level delusionposting.
Can he fix the Jj?
Also, cisse's shot was nice but don't tell me that di gregorio would've conceded that Semi-duck by Ficario
>>157625615Allegrian goal btw
>>157625555>it's just crazy that they paid 50m for a player that is clearly pretty limited.haha yeah
>>157625594Why are all our latest signings coming from weird Cold War fashion periods lmao
How many fotmob points is this?
>>157625748Oh it was Kalulu with the ballerina legs, not LucumiMy apologies Jhon
Foul?
>Gerry: Cardinale. When I came to you with those calculations. We thought we might setoff a mercato chain reaction that would destroy the entire serie ass plusvalenza.>Cardinale: I remember it well. What of it?>Gerry: I believe we did.https://youtu.be/m--8b5z22ew
>>157625803yes clear foul by the jj player
>>157625803It's Milan turn this season, don't question it
gonde is back by nataleuntil then it will be rough for gobbibbilan are done for for another 3 yearsi am only the messenger
>>157625947Fino alla fine.
Spalletti: “We played the match, but we need to improve in the choices we make and we mustn’t ask permission from our opponents. I remain steadfast on the #KoloMuani bandwagon: I wanted him strongly, so I’m staying on it until the end of the season and then we’ll see where it’s taken us…”Conceicao: “In the 90 minutes we deserved to win. What did Milan do more than us? Nothing. I've hit two posts this season: I need to improve those 5-10 centimeters to score goals, that's what I want.”>>157626009I remain steadfast in my belief that the "Haha, he's tiny" well of comedy is far from dry
grosso will not eat the panettone
Belgio #1, first three words that come to mind?
>>157626101Mottachads... is up to us now to finally flush turdina
>>157626104I still trust him but unironically
>I still trust him but unironically
2 points gained :)
Why is he focusing on two Europa League clubs? Could it be that, maybe, he figured out what xis dimentions are?
>>157626169I trusted Zingaro for a good 2 years while he was already shit before giving up, would be unfair not to trust Kongo Mali, just needs a de-Spursification
The de-Spursification in question
But why is he on top of a bicycle?
The Chempions starts on Tuesday and there’s only TWO members of the Fanta league! I’m appalled https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/Fw4xmM/004500750072006F00460061006E00740061/S77
Not gonna spend my mental sanity partaking at a Fanta where MY club decided to rightfully not play in
Sleep tight /serieodessa/
>>157626378Top kek
>making Chico smaller>making Woltemerde taller>making Sballet and Carnivals fatterKINO
>>157626163why lol>>157626104kurpnegrurelegation
>>157626411>forgetting about turning RKM into a French passenger multi-purpose vehicle
F's in the Viola chat
>VanoliBACK:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>157626651They really should’ve given Paladino whatever he wanted back in the day it’s been Chernobyl ever since
Watchparty?
Fuck it, go crazy4-3-3Cisse-Ramos(Camarda)-Chuk(Hutch)Jashari(Comotto)-Modric-Rabiot(Musah)Estu(Bart)-De Winter-Gila-MoreiraThis is how I'd play
>>157626795>4-3-3If Amorim's career thus far has told us anything it's that this will only happen after the heat death of the universe
Last minute Gattimon equalizers will never get old
>>157626795>Éstupidoniang Walking red card timebomb
>>157626795>Moreira at RBDude's a winger repositioned at WB
>>157626803I knowBut this 3atb shit is just limiting us considering we don't have any good defenders besides GilaAmorim wants to dominate possession but he needs to understand that with these crappy CBs we have we cannot do that whatsoeverWith 4-3-3 and the players I picked we stand a remote chance at playing the game Ruben wantsOtherwise, for his system to succeed, Cardinale has to spends a lot of money on at least two ball-playing CBsHe did say he was taking the Milan job very seriously because he's been a fan since childhoodWe'll see about that though
>>157626892His system is fine just put Moreira on the left and Chuck on the right
Teun Koopmeiners: 3 appearances, 1 goal and 1 assist in just 41 minutes of playing time.
KillzoneCHADS!
>>157626842We have nobody better>inb4 SaladKys along with that fodder >>157626880UntrueIf you check at transfermarkt he's played as LW/RW, LM/RM and wingback positionsAlso we saw tonight even though he was rusty offensively because he hasn't played in a month(in fairness he was also double marked) he was very solid defensivelyAnd besides in that 4-3-3 Rabiot would play a more balanced role tracking back to cover for Moreira when Moreira attacksEither way, the point of the formation is to put as many of our better players in as possible and reduce the amount of crap players(Salamerde, Pavlovic, Musah etc.)On second thought on that bracket where I put Musah I would put in RLCFuck Musah, he's just MuntariRLC is trash but he's still better, when he came in in 2nd half he did more than Musah did all game along
>>157627014Moreira left wing back and Chuck right wing back
>>157626926Sure I'd take that, but he doesn't seem to want to play Moreira in the left Nevertheless, his system is not the problem in itself(though I personally hate 3atb with a passion) but it's a poor fit for the squad personnel we have and emphasizes our weakest point which is the defenseIt stands to reason that if you wanna play a possession game then the best way to do that is through the midfieldAnd a 3-man midfield is much better equipped to do that compared to a 2-man midfield
>>157627090I don’t understand why he got rid of Ricci
>>157627035Sure but like I said here >>157627090 3atb is not fit for the team and the possession game Amorim is trying to play There is a reason why possession teams usually are based on the midfield and not on the backline, and that's because on average midfielders have better technique than defenders doIt's a waste to see Jashari on the bench or trying to fit Rabiot on the AM spot and whatnot
>conceded the first shot on target
>>157627172I have to agreeWould have come in handyAllegri didn't give him much chancesBut then again maybe it was to give Comotto some space, but so far he hasn't been given any chance in Serie A
>>157627216Let's not joke around, Conc Jr. hit the postWe got lucky to draw thanks to CisseWe were terrible all game, and once Amor subbed out Modric and had to sub out Gila it was game overLet's face it, so far Amorim has played Allegriball like 50% of the time
>>157627001
>>157625555>Moreira>limitedYou are just mentally ill
>>157627308I mean, Maignan had to make some great saves and some poor luck was involved, but having scares and disappointments every game despite having much higher xG than the opponent is really one big piece of dogshit lmao. Cisse showed how easy it was.
>>157627428>mentally illThat's one way to describe me semi-regularly watching Strasbourg sure.Now if you'd enlighten me with a word, besides "limited", to describe a player who can't dribble past his man, can't cross, can't hold up a ball, isn't particularly fast and never got more than 7 assists despite playing as a right-winger then I'm all ears.And if you can't, just accept AC Zoo got Jorge Mendes'd and don't bother us with your castles in the sky.
>cats starting his schizo phaseHe reminds me of Jack Nicholson
>>157628748
/tv/ idea: You only get sacked twiceStarring Allegri
>>157629331Kek
Good morning!>Federico Gatti shouted repeating blasphemies in front of the cameras after scoring his goal against AC Milan. Still, Serie A doesn't plan to punish him for it. It would be the second questionable situation of the game. A few minutes before half time, Juves player Locatelli was chocking Milan Saelemaekers. Eventhough it happened infront of the referee and the VAR-cameras he wasn't punished, something that leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. These scenes are added to the list of strange decisions that the ref calles aonce the start of this season.
The greentexting could lead one to believe it is quoting someone, but then you notice the typos like “chocking” and “calles” and realise it’s just another Made-up Quote Moment™.The question that remains is if it’s a new narrative that is being spun up or a continuation of an existing one.
la creatura de milan
>>157631093Is that Michael beasley?
GROSSO SACKED
VANOLI BACK
who cares
>>157631159No its AC Milan player Diego Manuel Jadon da Silva Moreira
Good morning /seriea/. I'm back Oddly hyped for tomorrow's game Nice to meet Mourinho again and will be weird to watch Denzel if he plays against us
They really paid 50 mil for the new Laxalt
>>157631434cry me a river faggotino
FORZA JUVE
>racists comments>insults>posting "memes" and angle frauding picsGot em unsettled and he didnt even cook with spices yesterday
Imagine becoming a gestifut shill... I mean Lobbyist, out of one's own volition
Gestifute? Sounds almost like a German word
>>157631487No
JUVE MERDA
That Locatelli sub was perfect and it got called off, someday this dude's reign of terror has to end he can't keep playing despite being shit
>>157631628Twinkazzo would have been more inclined to engage in constant shilling if only it'd been called Gestifuta
who is behind the Orsato shilling on the toilet papers and the death of var bringing back calcio with a capital theft?
>>157631931calcio is not yet ready to acknowledge the Sfinterriomma bloc
theyre calling him "the next laxalt"
>>157632085With Conte you win this
>>157631434deserved it
Don't listen to all those 4's and 5's on the report cards, ignore the haters calling you a backwards pass merchant. Keep cooking king! #GrandeYeyo
Game wasn’t horrible but last year Sballet was playing better football, Dildiz/Thuram out is bad but I feel like the way >we attack is so generic now
>A treasure among the waves, guarded by pirates.A tribute to our English roots, a special logo, the horizontal stripes: here’s the new third rossoblù kit for the 2026/27 season. To the attack!Impossible to suffer in Liguria
Locat-ACK!
Time is running out to join our fanta league! https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/Fw4xmM/004500750072006F00460061006E00740061/S77>>157632514Luscious lip’s
>Locatelli will undergo tests at J|Medical in the coming hours for the discomfort in the outer part of his right knee felt yesterday against MilanBelgio won, anyways the midfield was already shite enough so I’m morbidly curious as to what circle of hell it will descend into now
>>157632570gattimon Douglas Luiz double pivot
Koopmeiners IN
For me, it's the double pinot midfield of Carglass Luiz and Coop-de-Boopmeiners
this is rula jebreal now, feel old yet?
>Mourinho: "It's difficult. Tomorrow, we have three players suspended. I think whoever made the schedule is probably Italian"
>>157632558cant wait to get btfo but i cant find the jj players
>>157632614Marmotta league
So because some small brown people died in Nepal we all have to wait a minute before watching CL?
Breaking news: Belotti to sign for Modena
>>157632746It happened like months ago wtf
>>157632746are you worried that during the minute's silence you might end up envisioning a red apple in your mind?
when is inter game? tomorrow?
Their club so useless they don't even know when they play :SKULL:
>>157632797Yes 21:00
>>157632811okay gud. no fabbrica on wednesday so i can watch the game
>>157632628They’re right next to the Bbilan players
>>157632805it's not finnbro's fault with the house move going on he's so busy putting up with cardboard that he’s getting sfinter history fatigue
>>157632775>envisioning a red apple in your mindMondialpost?
>Duccio failed another Apple testOh lawd
There was a house move but nobody was to blame
>Belahyane, Farcomeni Fratteso, Przyborek, Taylor convocato a 3 man midfield with only 4 fit senior players and farcomeni, fucking SS ded
>>157632834
>Bonucci, a member of Mancini’s coaching staff, was at last night’s Juventus v Milan match to scout Cissè with a view to the senior national team. The young Rossonero could be among the new call-ups.Hide yo Cisse's cause Boipucci is on a roll
We're so fuck back XCancel bros!Musk seething status?
Amplifico mufa
>The total salaries of the Italian clubs this Serie A season. In particular, the thirteenth place for promoted team Venezia can be called very remarkable.
I miss Gormiti so much it's unreal
>>157633148uh i was told that without vlahomeme we wouldnt have a wage bill anymore
>The future of the Meazza/San Siro Stadium is back under scrutiny. The crux of the matter centres on the timing of the sale of the stadium, which took place on 5 November 2025, just shy of the 70th anniversary of the second tier (which fell on 10 November) and the resulting restrictions under the Cultural Heritage Code. Although Inter and Milan are formally the owners through the company Stadio San Siro Spa, the entire operation now risks stalling due to a legal case challenging the legitimacy of the deed of sale. Before the diggers and building sites can get to work, clarity is needed: was the City Council actually entitled to sell it on those terms? Plans for the new stadium could face yet another sharp setback.
Well well well
Yeah we're not co-hosting Euro 2030
>>157633197Frosolone Stadium is always an option
>>157633197Will the Italy qualify?
>For Locatelli, there is concern about a meniscus problem. A possible surgery is being evaluated; otherwise, conservative therapy will be pursued. The captain is heading toward missing the matches against Sassuolo, NEC, and Atalanta, with recovery times still to be determined.t. CorSborrt
>>157633289My bepis is spinningOwusuCHADS where we at
maldini has arrived, surely NOW he will become good, right?
Uh oh, xie got maad maad!
Zaniolo gole 2nite at 1.10
>>157633429Gattuso will give him a plate of slugs every day to make sure he becomes gud
Help us get him back where he belongs as the polizia respondWon’t you keep an eye out for WoltemadeHe’s eight foot tall with a fibreglass ligamentAlso known as Woltemade
>>157633289>4 players out for monthsYep
>>157633607I'd hardly call Slugatelli a player
>>157633556from a zanoli assist
>>157633613I agree but >we have no midfielders left, what do >we do lmfao. Koopmeiners and Luiz are also not known for being solid injury-free players.
>all these Hancko and Igor moments;_;
>>157633620zingarova dm Arc stars NOW
>>157633628EXTREMELY rare footage of bbilan playing CL football!
>>157633647Mind telling us how this went? :)
last time bbila played champions League usaid was still a thing
When you're that close to goal, shoot for placement, not power.
>No, Feyenoord does not play in Serie A. Feyenoord is a professional football club based in Rotterdam, Netherlands, and they play in the Eredivisie, which is the top tier of Dutch football. Serie A is the top professional football league in Italy.
>>157633651Well it all started in the days before the match, when Bbilan overpaid massively for the Feyenoord striker of course, not to mention 9 of the usual starting XI being injured, which meant fenomeno Zépiqueno Redmond had to start up front.Despite all the restrictions, Feyenoord started the match in high spirits, but those hopes were dashed almost immediately. Pulisic delivered a corner into the box with Thiaw then heading the ball across the goal, where of Gimenez, who else, was waiting to inflict pain on his former club.After the break, Hernandez suddenly took centre stage for all the wrong reasons. The "Frenchman" had already been shown a yellow card before half-time for blatantly pulling on the shirt of The Sword of Allah, and after the break, the leftback blatantly dived over Read’s legs in the penalty area as if imitating a swan crashing to earth. The referee ruled it a dive, resulting in his second yellow card.And that lit a fire in the Feyenoord players' bellies. The Rotterdam side shook off all their hesitation and went on the attack. Not long after, Hugo Bueno delivered a superb cross to Antoni Milambo, but the midfielder headed over. Bueno’s second cross, on the other hand, was a stroke of genius that would have done the Dutch masters proud. The Spaniard’s pinpoint cross found the head of substitute Julián Carranza. He sent the travelling supporters into raptures, and the rest is history.
I wonder if Maldini could develop to be THAT player if he put some muscle on. He seems like all potential and lacking a final edge or something.
Hello twinkazzo, bari here, chief *ossad propaganda... I mean CEO of CbS goynews you know, not the soul singer the snizz licking journalist (by the way you should try licking snizz, I hear it helps boost testosterone and concentration so it would help you with all your HKIA collection quests (great game btw) (on second thought maybe do NOT lick snizz if it is attached to an ukranian prostitute)). Anyway I'm dropping by because I just wanted to tell you I'm a big fan of the #GrandeRafa propaganda campaign, the #TrueCapitano and #BravoRafa were really funny details and I can see that the polsci faculty really washed your brai.... I mean taught you well to take dogma above any contradicting evidence no matter how big and fiery the mountain of evidence gets (sorry about that crans-montana reference). But enough of the fellation I'm here to offer you a job as chief propagandist.. I mean fact checker at goynews, I know you recently got a shitty job as a coop manager but come on that's not you, come join your photon emitting brethren. Come to new York and let's talk about it, grab some falafel salad and drinks, let me know what's up.P.S we can also play some HKIA and afterwards go get some snizz to lick (no ukranian prostitutes... promise ;)
I just cannot express how much I love this kind of posting holy fuck
>Feyenoord has won only one European Cup / Champions League title, while AC Milan has won 7 titles.
Sir, another Germano banger has hit the thread
>>157633803Germano is the best anon here
>>157633789kek ive missed these
i think i missed something about an ukranian prostitute
>>157633854He kissed an Ukraininan prostitute and bragged about it 2 days ago
;^)
Desperate like trying to force the "aerial menace" and "buffon" thing?
>>157633859kek what the fucki understand a weakness for slav women but dont go to prostitutes loland if you really have to for some godforsaken reason, dont kiss them lmao
>>157633854It went to ABOVE Zuerich - Daydance In the archives check >>157606393 (it deleted it quickly afterwards when it realized it was in fact a prozzer with her pimp)
The one you've all been waiting for
The absolute state of >our bench
Ekkelenkamp is worth at least 5 times his reported market value tbqh
That ref cam view of the wall was scary as fuck
Nice pass zacca
>hooked before 15 minutes kwaboty
Lennon Miller fixes it
should've just shot
GUDMUNSON IN NOW PLEASE FUCK THIS BORO
>Isakasen has almost the full tonsurewtf I thought he was a baby talento
Isaksen is really starting to do my nut it, give me naulin or the vikingrapist already
I've seen enough, Lazio is going to qualify for Europe
Need to change Zaccagni for gudmunon and give the armband to frattesi. Zaccagni needs to realize that if he continues like this he will lose his spot.
/seriea/ is sleeping on Sugamele's meme potential
Watching Zacca play is making me gain a (bald) spot tbqh
If he were from Bibbiena he'd be called Lisciamele
fotmob doesn't give a fuck
>>157634611Wow, is that le HECKIN' funny surname because it's a reference to Benito?! And he plays for Lazio, the notoriously fascist Serie A club of Italy?
>>157634611roberto mannacci will do the needful
and tonight, too, irrelevant Lazio is pissing someone off
surely >we can just sub on the back up striker right:?
gud attack from udinigs
He almost screwed that one up/
With zacca on the field there is a 0% probability that you tie this match
>>157634611forgot to buy him in my fanta. fug
>bayoGoated 1 fantacazzo meme
Aldo Bayo
clusterfuck of clowns
noslin done fucked up chancellor was completely open
lazio fans cheering loudly for mussolini hacking a blackkek
>lazio fans>>>/x/
far too greedy there
sempre lui
frattesinhooo
Finally zacca good assist lessgoooo
>>157632558tettopoli
rino has intrasting players in his team.
should've had 2 yellows
ooh trollpost. nice technique on shot
HOT
gud gud ugd
fucking brilliant
Damn, Lazo is stealing this one.
I didn't know udinegru had their own slugatelli
New signings that pay off big and decide the matches, yet they still complain
gattuso grintad the game with the subs
nice job lazio
>gattuso ahead of amorim and spalletLMAOOO
>accidently left Vikingrapist and Kvernadze on the bench >both with 10's fugg
>>157634622Nazio. you may upvote now
Apologize to Goattusomany people wanted Grosso btw
WE GAAN
>>157635174after Reggina, I don't think Lotito is interested in buying Wigan as well to enhance his portfolio
lol reggina backwards
Whiggan lmao
>>157635169>many people wanted Grosso btwwho? riommerds(lotito) maybe.
I can't find highlights about #GrandeRafa's performances yesterday against Jj, can anyone point out where I could find them? Thanks and #StayWay45
Manuel Locatelli will definitely have to undergo surgery. There is concern over the recovery time, and the most likely outcome will be that he’ll be out for at least THREE months.Juventus will turn to the Next Gen for reinforcements, with the spotlight on Augusto Owusu, who is ready to make the step up to the first team.
nikola vlasic
>>157635405jj medical making bank
>>157635405>Team JayNobody cares about that Europa club
>>157635500Say that again mr diabeetus
>there are literal anons not watching Silo season 3 and Lanterns ITTGrim
>EXCLUSIVE: Julián Quiñones and Sadio Mané are set to be named among the 30 nominees for the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.This sport is well and truly dying
>>157635642Is silos worth?
>>157635687>Julián QuiñonesWhat the fuck is an Julián Quiñones (Julián Andrés Quiñones)?
>>157635717Copa Mundial (late nigh edition) fenomeno
>From one purebred horse to another, Spalletti speaks of Woltemade in this way: "What kind of horse is he? I have a Frisian, it looks very similar to me. He is statuesque, he instills a little’ fear from a physical point of view then he is very sweet and lets himself be caressed and ridden.
>>157635687>Sadio Manéi thought he retired after marrying that teenager
>>157635771>Didn't post the jJ edit
Do you have a website that shows only the goals scored in highlights Merci
>>157639623mielebio.ch
Good morning!>Kylian Mbappé speaking to Sky Sport: "I definitely prefer Milan… but Inter are an opponent who deserve great respect.">>157639623You can watch all the games live on dazn.it. All the highlights are posted on the official serie a youtube channel
>Spalletti:"Woltemade? I have a Frisian horse and this one seems very similar to me. He's majestic, he imposes a bit physically, but then he's very affectionate and loves being petted and ridden."
>>157639908This pic but with lmao #GrandeRafa
>>157635717Retegui (Serie A top scorer) slaves for him in saudi
>get to CL >play on Thursday anyway
>Slugatelli won’t play again until the new year>Boga also dedNobody suffers like a Jj fan suffers
>>157640421>>Boga also dedWhat the fuck is going on lol
>>157640421Chat, is karma real?
>Locatelli dying is karmaThanks for confirming that everything that happened against us recently was architected by evil forces. Now karma is striking back and we're finally free from some pain :)
Do NOT look up where Hamas Rodriguez is going
>>157640473No, otherwise they would have already been disbanded for being an Epstein-adjacent mafia club.
Got them all riled up and pumping in the morning
>>157640502it doesn't take much these days, it's not fun anymore
>Karma is a spiritual and philosophical principle of cause and effect where individual's intent and actions shape said individual's future>Calling themselves "evil forces">"Feeling pain is good because... it frees us from pain?"Please livestream your next actions, wear the del piero jersey your dad gave you if possible I know you haven't grown out of it yet
real san luca hours
379 characters characters since it woke up (thanks wordcounter dot net for doing the work for me), all dedicated to another club, and it's not even midday yet :)
>washed allnegru >In the bhampions >With NABULE
>they are now pretending to be retarded even harderSuch a sad state of affairs, hope you can win your CL match so the discord morale improves
What the lack of knocking Rocchi does to a mf
>Only 4 people in the fanta leagueThe glory days of the /seriea/ is over, we used to have 15+
>one side is maad because Diego Manuel Jadon da Silva Moreira cooked them>the other is maad because their genocidal hero diedPulse check?
How is Camarda balding despite not having facial hair, usually there's a kind of balance between the two
Sour grapes in brussels too?
>>157640771Of course, there's a big lack of Ukranian prostitutes
>>157640697Imagine all the goals he will bag from #GrandeRafa assists
Just bet my entire patrimonio on all the italiane winning in the cl this week
>>1576401843/4 seri ea matches have been on mondays what did they mean by this
>>157640838DAZN doesn't know which saint to vote themselves to in order to scrape together a few more viewers
Does having the European DNA make someone extra grumpy and tetchy in a CL week?
I wonder if Ukrainian prosties have better rates than Romanian ones
>>157640709watch the eyebrows, he might be collinamaxxing>>157640838labour laws, no working at the weekends
>Juventus have faith in 2005-born midfielder Augusto Owusu: following Locatelli's injury, no free agents will arrive.half the team has to die to let play a young Italian kek
Impossible for Roma to have ugly shirts tf
If her name was Lindsay Chansey she would've nurse her children
>>157640990Nothing and I repeat nothing I dislike more on females than tattoos.
>>157640990Meant to attach this webm lole
>Europa League winner probability via Polymarket Sport:AC Milan: 15%Juventus: 14%Bayer Leverkusen: 12%Bournemouth: 11%Crystal Palace: 10%Real Sociedad: 6%Sunderland: 6%
So if they win, they're a catastrophe of a team. Right?
OPTA's thoughts:Ludopathic degeneracy vs. Spreadsheet autism
The Juventus talent is proudly nominated. OUR golden boyo
I don't know anyone that plays for sborrinmouth
Jellyfin 12.0 is up kinobros>>157641101Picrel lole
>>157641110Have they figured out the kind of package he is yet?
>>157640967Honestly he could just have alopecia and it's kind of sad if it's the case
>>157641096>that "beard"Just shave
Let's take a look at her facial hair now
For me, it's women's handwriting
>>157641101Roma legend Justin Kluivert
>>157641284?
>>157641284>anon's dad finally works at Nintendoit's ogre
>>157641321Oh, I thought you meant something like they hired the lead designer of Highguard or some shit kek
>Just one day after a public message stating that the game will be available for PlayStation 5 (PS5) players later this year, a journalist is doubling down on claims that Forza Horizon 6 won’t launch on the console in 2026.>According to Warren, “Microsoft is planning to delay the release of Forza Horizon 6 on PS5, according to sources familiar with Playground Games’ plans”. He adds that the game was initially planned for this year, but it’ll be pushed to “early 2027.”
>>157641629Yamauchi would never leave us in doubt like this.
Why would that matter? Didn't the unbeatable Scottosih spirit vote for independence from the United Kingdom with overwhelmingly majority?
>>157641987I only see the Strasbourg, Lille and anotherAm I missing more?
>>157641991>>157641987Nevermind I just checked again. Apparently I loaded the email too soon and they hadn't updated the website yet lmaoI might go to one of those
>>157641996You have to scroll to see moreModern web-design is a plague
>>157642004Yeah I see, I only had the dates until Lille and scrolling down it would only load the FAQ and contact form lole
Saaaar pls minute silence saaaaaar
What a sbolazo McGinn
Och, ma wee heart cannae take this, whit's that goalie up tae noo?!
>AC Milan legend Luka Jovic now plays for AEK Athens
1193 spoilers are out
Juventus' current injury list:- Juan Cabal - Andrea Cambiaso - Weston McKennie - Pape Matar Sarr - Khéphren Thuram - Manuel Locatelli - Kenan Yıldız - Jérémie Boga - Jeff Ekhator
>>157642272Milikbros....
Inter legend btw
zommer time sadness
Play from the back before you goSommer time sadnessI just wanted you to knowThat baby you were the bestI got that Sommer timeSommer time sadnessSo-so so-Sommer timeSommer time sadnessI got my home kit on tonightDancin' in San Siro, in the pale moonlightDone my hair up real big, beauty queen styleGoalie gloves off, I'm feelin' alive
MI6 x IRA link up vs. Mossad this season
>>157642272There are names on that list that I have not seen play
Tresoldi gole
Intrasting
>>157642731Trent is still at halal?
Printer finna get raped no?
>>157642747real mad vs inter.
>>157642731rare steak ccb
>>157641155This, but with camarda's thinning hair
calcioobig worry about spanish refball since they refballed the wc
>>157643165michael oliver will definitely fuck something up
>Breaking news: #Juventus are considering a number of free transfers to bolster their midfield, given the number of injured players. Contacts have also been made with #Pogba and his representatives regarding a potential return
Can Ismaël "AFCON Total® Man of the Tournament 2019™ and France Football® Joueur Maghrébin de l'Année 2020™ and one of the Best Midfielders in the World™ according to Mina Rzouki® and AC Milan® Heartbeat™" and "Opening Goalscorer in the first leg of the UEFA® Champions League™ 2022-2023 quarterfinal" Bennacer fix Jj's midfield?
>Caressa - BergomiHoly bolliti
>>157643330Remember that one piece of commentary exactly 20 years ago though
>>157643203>not sure if shitpost or notgrim
pancrazio open the mercato i need to buy pobba
La Ueda...
>>157643410This should've been us...
fuggin courtois
>inda
Future Milan legend btw
too easy
>printer:SKULL:
pazza
>Jones just vibemaxxing>Bistecca having a negru moment>Pastoni in No Man's Land
oof. inter dominating before this
>>157643531Negative aura momentAnd these are the "people" representing Italy as the Italian league winners*? Top kek
>merdella
is it going to be one of those nights?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAANALA ANALA ANALA ANALA ANALA
oh noanyway
ANALA
wtf josephus
La Granda Inda
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>he didn't buy provedel for 2 credits the signs are already showing
based. provedel in
*checks clock* it's that time of the year again!
Still not the biggest crime committed by Josep Martinez in the past year
>>157643664Have you already forgetten provedel feet?
It's increasingly looking more and more like a very quiet night coming from the Thirld World countries
>>157643654Not sure Halal Madrid made the right choice to set up a friendly match against Renate
>>157643712the past 4 games with mandas' timberland boot wearing feet have convinced me provegod was like a ballet dancer in comparison
>>157643735>Renate
>duccio trying not to simp for mid foids challenge (impossible)
>foids
Alexsandro gole>>157643786Renate (Reinsve) is her literal name doe, is remembering a name simping now?
suspend serie a from the ucl lol
>>157643822Hasn't it been already lole
Last two digits of this post is the minute on which Inda is going to be olè'd by Bernabeu
alexsandro goal
really useful game and a game inter can lose. inter play gud footy
>a game inter can lose.Coping sfinterismo is, as tradition, back on the menu!
didn't chivu got trained by mourinho back in the day? how is it possible he is being outplayed this hard?
This is HIS game.https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2097412129728995732
big save
>>157643987His magic helmet has the superpowers needed to win the biggest fixtures, he should wear it
>>157643962we need stones back there. steak has pace for mbappe but they are folding under pressure playing out the back
>>157644001Forever /OurGuy/
https://x.com/search?q=from%3AAzpitarte%20Chievo&src=typed_queryMany apologies for linking to THAT site, but searching "Chievo" on his account is simply unmatched
>>157644030yeah early season hope inter can improve defence. attack looks gudreal away is tough match anyway
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>Valverde running full sprint at you>Yeah let me try the worlds slowest Cruyff turnt. Josep "Fast & Furious" Martinez
>>157644125U12 sunday league playground tier goal
New Marotta statement>Although unlikely, we cannot rule out that de-identified refereeing selections derived from the usage of our club helped improve our scudetto winning chances
>>157644125should be named provedel in.webm
holy hell
>>157644125Ownership
>renato veiga
tikus is bad at finishing.
>>157644303Just like you with your ex-girlfriend
courtois and josephus is the difference
courtuis is so gud keeper.
>You see, we actually didn't really lose. They had a good keeper so it doesn't count
It's gone fairly unnoticed but Real Madrid have been pretty tragic tonight, the goals were gifts
martinez few gud saves but goal was unforgivablesucic should have started or zielinski>>157644317true.
>>157644436S-sorry I shouldn't have interfered, I better keep it to just /seriea/ shitposting ;_;
Making a mistake on such an important stage must be awful, but I'm sure Martinez will run over it
If I was in Finland I'd try to find some elf woman to have sex with desu, surely they have those in the forests
Non mentirò, non userò frasi fatte. Sono distrutto.Ho finito la partita l’altra sera e mai mi sarei aspettato di essere investito da tutto questo il mattino dopo. L’operazione è andata bene, e questo è molto importante. Ora dovrò fermarmi per un po’, e fa male pensare di non poter aiutare i miei compagni, di non poter lottare con loro per questa maglia. Ci vorrà pazienza, ma lavorerò in ogni modo per tornare al meglio, come ho sempre fatto.La vita è fatta anche di questi momenti, sta a noi decidere come affrontarli: io lotterò come sempre, coltivando ogni giorno il desiderio di tornare in campo il prima possibile.Grazie per il sostegno.Fino alla fine Manuel
>>157644433what's the matter with blasting it into the net first touch?
>>157644470>Sono distrutto.
Mourinho is probably thanking God for the signing of Carlos Espi, genuinely what are these retards doing
>>157644550>EspiHave you seen Xavi Espart at Barca? These Spanish baby fenomeno's that just spawn are crazy man
>>157644584When do >we start spawning the baby talents too h-haha
None of the no name ngubus Inter hired have done anything so far, Diouf is the worst of the bunch he keeps trying to emulate le cut inside man and keeps losing the ball when he gets inside the area.
>Carlos /sp/>Xavi E-sportsWe're dangerously close to spawning a Fabio Fica
>tfw Nico Paz and Chico Conceicao will never play together
Gig-Nikko Paz
>>157644598You as in Belgium? For some reason you just keep spawning amazing GK talents
>>157644671Yeah, future after Courtois is likely safe
bisseck nice tackle earlier>>157644445nah its fine. im over it mostly>>157644469yeah im not worried. getting stuck on ex is bs. it failed move on.
augustusss
bastoni has sucked today. lot of mistakes
Bastoni having sex with underage Ukrainian prostitutes, whatever happened to that?
>>157644805it was israel honeypot to get bastoni under their spell to throw italy quali for wc. the motive was to keep morale down in sp /seriea/
>>157644805He bragged about it just a couple days ago here on /seriea/
homecrowd booed a few times against real kek
based bisseck revenged susic bullying
https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2097428597866742101
Real Madrid 2 : 1 Inter>xG: 3.03 - 1.73>xThreat: 1.11 - 2.46
>>157645112xBullshit
>>157645112threat shows inter dominated whole game
And tomorrow we have to go through the traditional figura di merda with Allegri away at the emirates
Statement.
>2 lucky gols from negru moments>dominated the away game vs halmadridI mean if only Chivus had a decent keeper, we might be onto something
>>dominated the away>look inside>2-1 lossThey're the Locatelli of Serie A
I mean if only Kolo Muani had some semblance of talent, we might be onto something
Sleep tight /seriea/, massive humiliation tomorrow
didnt watch the match but I heard printer deserved to win or tie Is this true or just cope
>>157646123you know the brotherhood would never lie to make itself feel better
/v/ idea: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, but it takes place in San Luca, Reggio Calabria
visit san luca
What's this weeks schedule?
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - LEAGUE PHASE - MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday, 8 September 202621:00 Real Madrid 2-1 Inter>Wednesday, 9 September 202621:00 Napoli - Arsenal>Thursday, 10 September 202618:45 Fenerbahçe - Roma21:00 Como - RB LeipzigSERIE A - MATCHDAY 4>Friday, 11 September 202620:45 Venezia - Fiorentina>Saturday, 12 September 202615:00 Genoa - Frosinone18:00 Lazio - Bbilan20:45 Atalanta - Cagliari>Sunday, 13 September 202615:00 Lecce - Monza18:00 Napoli - Bologna20:45 Sassuolo - Juventus>Monday, 14 September 202618:30 Como - Parma18:30 Torino - Roma20:45 Inter - Udinese
Good morning!+3
Mo twinkazzo Is chicano
>>157649702Glowies at the alphabet agencies are adapting to cope with the Gimenez and the Jimenez passing through the ranks
Che "humor" /seriea/no early in the morning
>>157649768For a bit of late night humour instead, your party stories are all it takes
>the seething and coping because some got game and others dont
>Between 2016 and 2018, Capriotti had swindled Albanian suppliers linked to Lazio ultra leader "Diabolik" regarding shipments of 14 and 10 kilograms of cocaine. Piscitelli intervened forcefully, demanding 300,000 euros and even sending two associates to Rocca di Papa; on February 23, 2019, they fired four Kalashnikov rounds at the door of Capriotti's home, where his young daughter was present at the time. This act of intimidation convinced the broker to seek protection from Giuseppe Molisso and to order his rival's death.Rome is like Sin City kek
>>157649947>Albanian suppliers>shqipmentsit checks out
>Huijsen: "What happened with Lautaro? He was saying that Real were playing really badly, he tried to simulate a blow to the head while I didn't even touch him. I told him to respect Madrid because we've never lost 5-0 in a Champions League final and he lost his head right then and started insulting me, but I stayed calm. He needs to grow up.”Absolute certainty that this happened, if you try to dispute it you’re just maad
>>157650316>He needs to grow upI don't think people Lautaro's age can still grow, but he can always hold his head high after that quarter hour of imperial futbol at the Bernabeu
>>157650316I just love how OUR Dean is the personification of pic related
speaking of rats
Palermo needs to come backI miss Renzo Barbera evening kinoStadiums like these are the SOUL of Italian Calcio not faggy plastic stadiums like Allianz Jube or GloboComo's new stadium or whateverPlus Inzaghi is the coach of Palermo so that's a plusBring back REAL CALCIO when it was GRITTY and AESTHETIC had ATMOSPHERE and KINO>Yes I did see the kino highlights of Palermo-Sampdoria 3-1 match on youtube, hiw did you know?
11:51 on its first post of the day
I hope the paella tasted good
>>157650465If you're into dilapidated stadiums full of Serie A tourist terroni and owned by hedge funds with no connection to the local area, wouldn't it be better to stick with San Siro?
All these europa league club fans yappin about a CL competitor...
>>157650545>fansterroni customers>clubmasonic mafia conglomerate
>>157650316i would have elbowed him the next chance i got
>>157650405cucurella bullied sucic out of nowhere so bisseck just gave him some of his own medicine
>out of nowhere That's just the natural reaction one gets from interacting with zingaros
it's a mystery how despite all these clumsy attempts at intimidation Inter don't have a cult following in Argentina
Is that what you told the Ukrainian woman said before she ran off?
>>157650996>BBilanfras are making fun of us because the replaced Andre Silva with Gimenez yesterdayW-words do hurt, you know? ;_;
>>157651105Giving any value to the words of bbilanisti was the first mistake you made, they're not worth the letters they're written with.
>CONI’s General Prosecutor for Sport, Ugo Taucer, has sent a report to the FIGC’s prosecutor, Giuseppe Chinè, and copied in CONI’s president, Luciano Buonfiglio, in which he rejects the request to dismiss the case submitted by the head of the Federal Prosecutor’s Office regarding the investigation into the FIGC president's, Giovanni Malagò, lack of registration. According to the former footballer and lawyer Miele, as Malagò was not registered, he did not meet the requirements to stand as a candidate. Taucer has asked FIGC prosecutor Chinè for further clarification regarding his position, as he is not convinced by his account: in his view, based on CONI’s guiding principles, as a non-registered member Malagò would not have met the requirements to stand as a candidate. CONI President Buonfiglio will have to decide whether to bring the matter before the Executive Committee, scheduled for 15 September.
>>157651252THE STREAK
Today we get Star Fox Adventures 2.
can we all agree that strisciate are the main causes of the calcio dire situation? fuck jj, fuck sfinter and fuck bbilan.
Kurpa dee strisciate
Calcio was killed because half of calcio wanted to kill JuventusJuventus is still alive despite the cowardly attacks, whilst calcio is dying underneath a bridge
Real historical revisionism hours
Resident Evil Revisionism
Metroid Ravenna-ous
Something something united brotherhood
During Calciopoli, we thought Contanissa was coming down on us. Two defenders, big strong guys, Gaetano Scirea and Claudio Gentile grabbed me under the arms, and they literally lifted me up, and started running with me. I said, 'Fellas, I could run myself,' but they were amazing.
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