Justin Ray Gaethje edition.Get your news at: www.bjpenn.comPrevious /heem/ in existence: >>157615777
Show yo wife nigga. Show yo kids nigga.
>>157631913What would a conversation between Gaethje and Makachev be like?
>khello justin brazza>mmm justin
>yoslam sup is justin>my name islam not yoslam>mmm yoslam...
>>157631933They'd both rip some dabs and listen to some Alan Parsons Project
>>157631933A true meeting of the minds
>are you sure this is enough lube islam i don't want to hurt you -justin gaethje>brazza please i want my wonkhole is split open like grape skin between fingers wipe away the sweat go in as dry as you can -islam makachef
>>157631933>look I hef horse>mm cool. I wish I had a horse...
>>157631979>app guess there are one or two of you hear i don't vehemently despise
mm yogart
>>157631993
>>157632009much better birds round tyneside
>>157632023i've been drilling this afk
Been gulping cheesey bean spuds down the galactic throat lads
has there been a more beautiful english woman than cheryl cole
>>157632083Yeah
Ciryl Gane. One man. One word.
You Garth
Instagane
>>157632087proofs?!
>>157632009Ditcheva? More like ditch her foreva
>>157631991This is it
>>157632089Ciryl Garth
>>157632096No
>>157631933>what's that?>is, uhh, phone brazza>cool
>>157632009Her navel is her best feature it should always be exposed
Levels.Chills.
>>157632281Only good fight left in 2026
>>157632281One LastRun
>>157632234spoilspårt
Finally a nickname I can stand behind.
you won't find this merseyside
Let biyongs be biyongs
>>157632083Yes.
The Justin Gaethje System For Fighting™
>Merle got blacked
>>157632371What's that? Smoking bongs and putting cement in your gloves?
>>157632396Simulate car crashes and slob on Khabib's knob
>>157632394Hell yeah! If Papa Merle were alive he'd be pissed!
>>157632394This. So much this.
All smiles
Ascended Awakened AmazingAwesomeAthletic Aggressive Ank
>>157632410>>157632418Islam has a pure soul. Khabib is a selfish, lonely man.
>>157632423That webm of him watching football alone at a big marble table in his house really drives home how alone he is
Islam vs Khabib who wins? The answer is easier than you think
>>157632426A brazza Great Gatsby. A Great Gazievy, if you will.
>>157632437more like a steppenwolf is are kvatso
Harambib only socialises when alcohol is involved
>>157632448Facts
>>157632448>socialises
Can't spell Marc Goddard without Marc dard
Marc "Let's Make This About Me" Goddard
>>157632457Umar should have protected his chin, instead he got turned into a shartisan
>>157632461he is from glasgow think scousers but even worse
Cedric Doumbe literally had shards of broken glass in his foot and Goddard threw a fit and told him to suck it up and keep fighting
indecipherable phlegmy accents and a propensity for fighting over deep fried foods are things these "people" have in common, literal seagulls
I got tapped out by Marc Goddard 4 years ago
Doumbe: *shrugs*Goddard: *grabs Doumbe by the neck* *shoves him back to the cage* OVAH! IT'S OVAH! FUCK YOU, OVAH!
they eat deep fried mars chocolate bars in glasgow
>>157632479That's just the light snack before the heroin
>>157632479He's a brummy really, even worse
usamerican haps always talmbout soul food and giblets but goddard comes from much harder times he is no stranger to conflict
>>157632479The only place I've seen those sold is the carnival or Fat Bastard Burrito
The local chippy growing up would fry pretty much anything if you paid them
>>157632414poor islam...
>>157632504well what's the strangest thing you've heard of
I had a Scottish colleague who brought a bag of dried softshell crabs and munched on them like popcorn. The strench was unmerciful.
>>157632530Lmao, cheeky lad
>>157632522Dana has done things more bizarre than I've ever seen
The Scot scrans whatever he fucking wants, and the rest of you will just have to accept it
Water
french food is shit
>>157632583this one is especially bad
Dana was so based when he was pumped full of steroids. The De La Hoya rant was peak kingpin mode. He's a sad old man now.
>>157632588What do you have against butter and custard?
>>157632600butter should be enjoyed raw
>>157632607Northern european "culture"
>>157632619don't think i won't post the baby bump baptism
>>157632607damn white bitchs are crazy n shiet
Leon Edwards mauls JDM
>>157632649Belal's sons
>>157632619Butter-based cultures run this fucking sport.
>>157632680wtf khabib just let me play brochicken chicken dinner or whatever
>PubG? Sicilian books? These are haram hobbies, brazzas. Instead, you must be halal like me, and drink kvass while autistically researching the entire history of football
Khabib is like a sniffer dog for nationalities. He'll identify the American smell like a basset hound
khabib out there shoving his schnauzer into random people's pooper
Tommy Gantt fight week oh hell yeeahh
Justin Ray "Tracing" Gaethje
I just checked out ao3 and.. it's bad. they are right on Kwabib's ass..
Ganestation 2
Justin Ray "William Johnson" Gaethje
>>157632901It says a lot about the ufc when this unc could've realistically squeaked a decision on all but a handful of the top 15
>>157632901Yeah probably because his last fight was a fucjing snoozer
>>157632901But why, Dana? He just said that he'll take more chances if you re-sign him?
Ganecube
Who would win in a fight:The best British featherweight, or a guy from Moldova who no one has ever heard of before, who hasn't fought any opponent that anyone has ever heard of, who is fighting in the wrong weight class and has only 5 days notice, and is only 24 years old?
>>157632901>literally too based and high IQ for the pinnacle of the sport GOAT
Thiccc Boy Leyenda
>>157632901Is this the first case of MMA genuinely being solved?
>>157632925This gotta be edited
>>157632934Nah he's legit turned into Schaub
>if he was brown and ugly
>>157632975Xneed moment!
>>157632975
"Aint nobody got time for that"Remember that one?
gta london 1969 now that was a game
You know it's crazy, Parnasse is a small lightweight but he would probably be noticeably bigger than Ilia if they fought
>>157633030how many weekend getaways in do you think joe was before he figured to ask for roles
>>157633031Thousands of boston bath house visits
>>157633028Small lightweight. That's kinda the point isn't it
>>157633040a million massachusetts marathon man only retreats
>>157632901Was this real?
>>157633112Cheers!
>>157633112heemember to never give up never quit on the stewl
We do NOT accept or celebrate racism on heem.comThis is an inclusive community and we will NOT tolerate intolerance
>>157633165Preach brother
Mokaev walked so MVP could uhm feint? point? occasionally jump? stare? You get it
MMA is very lgbt friendly. Maybe the most lesbians a sport has ever seen
I want to lick Adesanya's armpits.
>>157633189OK so we're an exclusive place and all but I'm going to have to ask you to leave
>>157633218leave aspinfinn alone!
>>157633189...because you're going to heem+ !! the premium thread where all the good jokes and mma discussion are taken!
>>157632448He’s just like me.
>>157633112Keep up the good fight
Will you guys watch A24’s newest action flick “Onslaught”, starring Alex Pereira as an evil, unstoppable supersoldier?
I just hope Topuria won't be mentally flushed when he comes back
>>157633279people like ilia and i don't get flushed. we stumble and just turn it into extra speed. we are survivors.
In the real world Poatan would have Gane roasting on a spit before sundown
>>157632432petr chud could never
>>157633259i would rather stick a cactus up my aspinall
>>157633294Did you marry a Miami stripper?
>>157633112excellent post mate. no need to worry someone will carry on the torch if push comes to shove.
AGPoatan is BBC owned.
>>157633326>>157633343Ganecell have weird fantasies
>>157633330technically they were from pensacola
>>157633326Understandable.
Word on street says MVP got cut. Thank god.
There goes Andy Wang. He's a warrior man.
>>157633350Was her name Tyler?
Who up McKeeing they AJ?
Why Ciryl Gane is the best. Look at these fighters he fought
>>157633321In real life, Gane caves in Alex’s eyes into his skull like Rudget Hauer in Blade Runner.
>>157633349Alexa “AGPoatan” PigRoevWade’s sissy snowbunny realities I’m afraid
>>157633321hues are like a blend of blacks and wood elves
>>157633378Forgetting someone?
>>157633321Too bad we livin in a fake world then
I hope zuck doesn't let merab anywhere near his wife
Salahdaddy uses Topigclit as a fleshlight.
>>157633489So shall you see this fleeting world: a bubble in a stream, a flash of lighting in a summer cloud, a flickering lamp, a phantom and a dream.
>>157633030How tall were the shoes he was wearing in this scene
>>157633543Yeah we get it yadda yadda
>>157633493unironically an interesting matchup
>>157633030odds toe togan gave up on combat sports because he realized his precious body would get uglier?
>>157633629>>157633635Two fruits.
tybura has mindraped this general
>>157633741You mean topuria? How?
>>157633752marcin tybura... you know, the guy who lives rent free in your head 24/7
Marcin Tybura? The man to take Mick Parkin's ass?
I steal anti-Poatan memes from /heem/ to ragebait my countrymen on social media...
>>157633838You can see the humiliation on his face Jesus
>>157633838this is ai. piggy is in a wheelchair
>>157633764Who? Rent free? My head?
>>1576338382 Chads
Boring ass MVP cut. Love to see it
>>157633811What a little rascal you are
Slopcore fans will watch UFC 332.Hardcore fans will watch Super Rizin 5.
Employed fans will have a second screen
Has Aspinalls next fight been announced yet?
MVP? You mean Mike Perry's son? about time they cut that bum
finna make sloppy joes for dinner
>>157634009we watch that crap here
Justin Ray "Liotta" Gaethje
Mano, ahora estamos haciendo business con los mexicanos
Slopator got cancelled sloPFL got cancelledglobal Slop league got cancelledWSlopOFgot cancelledweS got cancelledrizslop will get cancelled
UFC is Super Rizin.
>>157631913>Joostin look... this is site called /heem/, they often post very strange thing about us. See, look at this guy, this guy want Sanko to put her feets in his mouth
>>157634075mmm yogart
>>157634075>haha, wh-who would wanna do that?
sean r strickland
>>157634009We will be watching Man vs Chimp followed by RunNation
Justin Ray "Lyoto Machida" Gaethje
Justin Rap Gaethje
im fucking dying man
>>157634258have you tried notyou have to resist the cold
>>157634258we all are. every second
>>157633838>right hand up for a handshake>too open though so it looks like he's going for a hug>yet the left is down which is a handshake position>2 out of 3 so McKinney rightfully goes for a handshake>doesn't react, hand still out in the open like the fucking Buddha>guess it was a hug then>arms and legs swirling around like an npc from GTA falling to its demise>instead of hugging back/going with it humilliation kicks inhe didn't get caught, he got dominated
I've jerked off to marge simpson rule 34, I've heemed my meng. I need to sort my life out
>>157632430Islam can physically beat Khabib but not mentally cause of his little brother complex >>157632423correct
>>157634323Simpsons rule 34? What is this, 2006?
>>157634367I was born premature, as I've gotten older my meng has gotten massive and my proclivities bent, I really need to stop before I rape tom aspinall
>>157633133notice how the woman and the faggot immediately "chase" the shot so they can spit it into the can. the men drink it.
>>157634258>Tfw you're not busy living
>>157634305every breath leaves me one less to my last
>>157634378Talmbout the meng up your ass pal?
>>157634462That's entertaining. I'd love to see if you remain in love with the concept of forearm sized dicks after getting punched in the cervix with one.
>>157634483Yeah your mother's got a cervix pal
>>157634325Kinda weird that Jordan's king is guarded by these brazzas
>>157634075I wonder what islam would think about spammy
ganeboy advance
>>157634533Circassians > Dagestanis thoughbeit
if i was Shavkat id tell islam to bark for me and call him a dogestani and 10-8 him in the mentals before the fight even begins
Gaethje vs Topuria 2Gane vs Pereira 2What do we think of this?Personally I love it
>>157634684Pereira rules but I just don't wanna see that faggot Gane again. I guess it's worth for the chance that a Real Man like Goddard is reffing the fight and actually calls his fouls. He getting insta heemed if he has to fight fair.
>>157634715Pereira Rules? Rules what?
>>157634684Sounds like some fights to me
>>157634723I'll reveal this tomorrow
>>157634724Duh
Honestly? Islam should move up
>>157634670Yanal Ashmouz...excellence personnified
>>157634864I think he should move down again
>>157634871>Allah preserve the state of Israel!
>anal assmouth
I think Islam should move slightly to the right
>>157634871More like painal ass to mouth
*respects WMMA*
Alhamdullilah I shall serve Netanyahu
In a rematch Alex Pereira woule beat islam out of Islam
*disrespects WMMA*
i've invented a new mma technique called the sloppy strickland which i will be giving out for free under the bridge
Respect all forms of MMA
Many Munched Asses
Yeah you know my homies and I kick it sometimes. Islam, Cristian, Jesus, Mohammed and I.
>>157634961I can't figure out what this means
>>157634961You're just going to split decision the FUCK out of people right?
>>157634986That is Izzy, Chris, Chuy and Mo btw
>>157634995thats where you put in bare minimum effort for 24 minutes and 30 seconds and then go absolutely apeshit for the last 30
Strickland beat the shit out of rapedzat thoughbeit
sloppy joe rogan
>>157634995>>157634997just come to the bridge,,, underr
>>157635025>>157635050why does it need to be taught under a bridge?
>>157634932Honestly? Respect.
>>157635060
MVP is actually just a Sasha Baron Cohen character
*re-enters thread*gentlemen (and xneed)
>>157631900why i see this retarded face ? stop posting about retards this is not place for black race mixing.
>>157635124turn your monitor on
>>157635109this is the fighting genius who broke khamzat............awow
>>157635124Turn on your monitor.
just how bad is khamzat chimaev
>>157635124Your monitor, turn it on
>>157635156almost as good as strickland who is almost as good as dricus
dricus strickland khamzat is like fire grass waterlittle pokemon joke for you guys
what is this the pokemon channel
>>157635197Sean "Leech Seed" Strickland
>>157635205Real heemers know Squirtle is the best starter
smiff trial begins in about two weeks if memory serves me will keep you all posted
is kung fu panda a pokemon? i think so in which case vettori pointed out dricus is exactly like him
if there is a lion in that heart then he will take the stand and give an anthony smiff critique on murdering his wife
first time i watched a jon jones fight i was like "this guy is a beast" but now that he's stopped fighting i can't help but think he's a little bitch with a big mouth
>>157635276watch it faguette
Give smiff the death penalty
Some say Anthony Smith once drank an entire glass of water in one sitting the fucking scumbag
i fucking love fucking dricus
Did Jack Slack ever explain why he hates MVP?
>>157635358hes just smart enough to comprehend that he doesnt understand the 160 iq striking of mvp
>>157635182
grasso is fighting and no one cares anymore>>157633629lol
>>157635392who?
>>157635398she speaks 7 languages and does muay thai what a badass
the problem with diego lopes is with that long black hair you can mistake him from behind for alexa grasso . believe me this is a real issue
>>157633838Luck that wasn't raja
>>157635482based colourblind anon
>>157635356i genuinely think that a lot of the times that kamaru got wobbled in this fight he wasnt really rocked but it was literally just hit knees liquifying as he tried to stay on balance
>tfw you accidentally fuck an adult person
grasso is going 5 5 minute rounds with my meng
The word hath been spoken
So like I was saying, I am the real king of the welterweight division and I can't wait to fight again.
>>157635532nah he was hurting him
I would heem every /heem/ poster and lurker
>>157633838Friendly reminder that Guru could get fucked up by any UFC featherweight and heavier. Hes pretty big though, so he could fuck up flyweights and bantamweights though they are smaller
>>157635521it was dark
>>157635560wear a condom for the pensacolan poodle
I mog every here
>>157635560You're Finnish.
Rei Tsuruya is eager for his next matchup. Hes one of the best prospects out of Japan.As for what's next, Tsuruya hopes that back-to-back wins since his unanimous decision loss to Van has proven he's worthy of a marquee matchup next."Yes, hopefully I’ll fight someone around No. 10 in the rankings, and take it one by one," Tsuruya said. "... (I want) nobody specific. I hope to fight someone ranked 10-15. I’ll fight anyone ahead of me in the rankings. The division is strong, so I believe there are a lot of really entertaining matchups for the fans. ... December would be ideal.""I think three straight wins from here should get me a shot at the title," Tsuruya said. "... You never know until it happens, but I am sure it will be a different fight. If I can take his back, I can finish him."Ganbare Tsuruya-kun! Fighto!
I miss IslamHe should fight 4 times a year, for me
>>157635584it is a lottery winning situation to be from finland
I just can't stand crew necks. Feels way too restricting, not enough air flow. I run too hot, it's only v necks for me.
>>157635637the ufc is working on a way for champs to only fight once a year where every other card is something like silva vs cong
i have undeniable proof that Ilia Topuria and had leg lengthening surgery
>>157634069Nope. Rizin is financially strong. Good ticket sales, grassroots fan base, domestic stars and good ppv sales. Rizin fills out stadiums all the time.Rizin also have good leadership with Noboyuki-san who ran Pride. Hes so good that UFC made him sign a non-compete after Pride was force sold. So he couldn't promote or do any mma events for several years. They did the same to Coker too and had him locked to a non compete too. Dana isn't stupid he knows who the good promoters are.In all reality Rizin is the actual #2 organization. PFL is #3. This is based of ticket sales, viewership, and brand recognition.UFC should acquire Rizin and set up as an asian feeder league.
>>157635554This but tom aspinal "I'd love to fight in september...sure" oh jeez it's september...
>>157635714he can't bloody see mate
>>157635670The truth is most fighters turn down alot lf fights and only like to fight once or twice a year. They do a pre training camp and a training camp for like a total of 4 months and usually over prepare because they are scared of losing. The elites are all autistic about fighting. You do have some degenerates though like Prates that skip training often for partying and take long breaks to fuck around. They are rare though. Most elite fighters take it too serious and over train. Often get injured to because of it.
>>157635719Toms gonna keep milking the eye injury until next summer. I suspect that hes been using the extra time to secretly prepare for Ganes kickboxing which is difficult to deal with. The only way to beat Gane is with really elite wrestling and Tom doesn't have it. So he needs more time to refine his muay thai.
>>157635764tom needs to be pulled apart at the limbs by four hot blooded stallions live on dazn
So this other Asakura is a massive star in Japan with 3,5 Million YouTube subs and spotty grappling and they match him up with limb breaking shitbag Aoki? Yeah that might end up being funny
>>157635581Danahers weird>Wasted his time getting a degree in philosophy(lmao)>wears rash guard everywhere >Becomes a jujitsu coach for roid monkeys>they eventually chimp out and abandon himJujitsu has alot of weirdos. Craig and Gordon are both overrated too. They are maxed out on roids and act like elite fighters. When we all fucken know any low tier UFC fighter would fuck them up.
>>157635784The limb break was the other guy’s fault for not submitting
What is it about Tom Aspinall that sent this general into mass psychosis?
>UFC should acquire Rizin and set up as an asian feeder league.what a horrendous idea you should be ashamed
shinya is like a rude paul harris but since he's japanese no one complains
>>157635764Too bad he's not doing any of that because he can't fookin' see mate, why you booin' em when he can't fookin' SEEEEEEE
>>157635797he has no redeeming qualities
>>157635799Nice selfie
>>157635796he broke limbs in other fights as well
>>157635797he permanently destroyed the reputation of this sport by weeping over a foul
>>157635784Both Asakuras are very popular. Mikuri is the older brother and hes an okay mma fighter but not that great. Hes more focused on being a celebrity and thats why hes more popular.Kai is the one with talent and worthy of being in UFC. He's popular too but less than Mikuri. I think Kai could be a top 5 flyweight but not a top Bantamweight. He needs a better diet and too stick to flyweight.
>>157635813
This is how tom looked when the ufc came to check on him for his september fight with gane, reporting that tom said "Mate I can't fookin see, walk, can't breed, can't talk to me son, can't drive, can't text, i'm fookin' stuck why you booin' me?"
this is how tom was acting like after the eye poke
no way mrs aspinall is still pity shagging the oaf
>>157635565FWs are too damn big to weigh in at 145
>>157635799Its a good idea. UFC would benefit alot from an asian feeder league. They need one to get more asian talent and finally build up in asia. UFC is too focused on U.S and Latin America. They are neglecting Europe and Asia. Europe already has several leagues that are feeders to UFC but not for Asia. They need one there. Thats why they have Road to UFC to find asian talent but its not enough. They should also do more International Ultimate Fighters for Asia too. UFC would make a shit ton of money if they get Chinese and Japanese champs. They really like martial arts over there.
>>157635803Shinyas a douche bag but hes not that fucked up. Except for that one time but the guy didn't tap also so his fault too.But with he was a piece shit that always held on to subs to hurt people. Glad when UFC cut him.
how tom be acting ever since he fought gane
thomas "the last honeybadger" aspinall
>>157635803I just think he has a cool voice
i could go for a good chuckle does anyone have those images of tom aspinall in a diaper
>>157635885heh...
twitspintwerp thinks he looks manly and cool like frank mir but he looks like a roided up bambi with christy mack tatts
>>157635902HA*slaps knee*
>>157635865Martial arts Anime/Manga series recommendations:1.Hajime no Ippo2.Baki the Grappler original from 2000's3.Baki sequels on Netflix4.Karate Minoru(its a manga comic but funny as shit)5. Ashita no Joe, I would rank it higher but its really old series6. Kengan Ashura(the 3D style is okay but real anime is better)7. Kekken Tough (comic)8.Holyland9. All rounder meguru(comic)Thank me later.
>>157635881And fancy pants
>>157635916>hajime no ipponah thanks b, ippo is a lame faggot "I-I might g-get brain damage! I-I'll retire!" he aint a real one. Joe would kill him in the ring. Ippo was getting pieced up by jabs from his champ while joe went the distance. Ippo never made it past reigional while joe was mf rank 1 world wide. lighter mans skill
hearing unconfirmed reports of Tom throwing a fit after Eddie told him to finish his veggies. Tom is currently getting his diaper changed
tom's not black therefore the resident turdies hate him
i mock haps all the time stop coping
>>157635929ippo is a weak minded civilian that becomes a fighter and grows as a man thru the series.Joe is a hooligan who is a pure blooded fighter. Hes bushido personified.Also Ippo supposedly is gonna make a comeback later on. Thats what the author is foreshadowing. At this point I just want to finish the series. Its been dragging for so long.
>>157635916>Joe isn't number 1>Joe isn't the only reccomendation >thank me laterhow embarrassing bro
I’m goin loco
>tranime
there's only three good anime. g gundam, escaflowne and outlaw star
No respect for tranime, pillowtap, slapshit or wmma watchers.
Didn’t believe he was actually cut but if the fat toad Morgan is reporting this, it’s probably true.
>>157633177women athlete in every sport are dykes, mma is just the only sport you are forced to see women competing.
>>157635989I think ashita no joe is great but Hajime no Ippo is honestly better. I also ranked it lower for other people since its an old show and some may think its dated. I seen both Joe series, alot of people actually skip the first ashita no joe series because its low budget and moves at like 15 frames a second but I still watched alot of it and had fun. The second series is where it hits its stride.
>>157636012the ufc is done playing. no more shitters.
>>157636012Page sucks, he just wants to safe point fight. Fuck that lame shit. He still wouldn't beat the champ with that style either way.No point in keeping him
>>157636018no one if forcing you to watch anything you fuckin goof
>>157636042Page unironically 50-45s Strickland
I can't even fuckin' feed meself mate, Andy has to chew up me beans and spuds and mouth feed me like a momma bird!
>>157636066strickland is retarded but not refusing to grapple mvp level retarded
>>157635929Ippo hasn't been about Ippo for ages anyway, it's just an ensemble series about boxing retards really
>>157636084He thinks offensive grappling is gay and has said so loads of times
MVP lost to mike perry
>>157636084Tawlmbout refusing to grapple Poatan level redacted?
>>157636066>>157636084Strickland would beat MVP entirely on the feet
>>157636128strickland is cursed with split decisions i would not feel comfortable letting the judges decide whether karate kang did enough side kicks to earn the rounds
>>157636128Strickland would stand there doing nothing and MVP would win a split decision by half landing 3 punches and pushing him over his leg once
>>157636066>Believing Page is champ levelHes barely top 5 at welterweight and he loses alot of his size/reach advantages at middleweight. Even robocop would heem him.
>>157636133That’s leon edwards
>>157636149wasn't a split against pissy was it>>157636161>Strickland would stand there doing nothingwhen has he ever done thathe'd be walking him down with jabs, 1-2s and teeps the entire time and it would nullify mvp entirely
MVP solved MMA and Ari simply couldn’t have that
>>157636026>show>seen>15 frames>watched
Strickland Significant Strikes 83 of 401 MVP Significant Strikes 17 of 23 MVP via Split Decision
>>157636183>wasn't a split against pissy was itit was against jared the cannonier in a fight strickland thought he was dominating... maybe he's beyond that kind of oversight now but i wouldn't be too sure. costa was a split, though pretty ridiculously so, but, that's the level the judges can screw strickland.
Stricklands champ now he has rhe riggi on his side. Daners boys are all getting riggi
>>157636196sometimes its even lower than 15 frames lol. Those first few episodes of the original series is rough. I would recommend that normies see the second series.The first series is for hardcore weebs.
Gane vs Juan
>>157636042Yeah glad he’s cut but to be honest, I could see him beating Strickland by boring split decision via landing one more significant strike or something in 3 rounds and evading the rest of the fight as Strickland plods forward
mvp was a fucking dud in the ufc
>>157636345he was a dud everywhere m8
>MVP is le bad grappler because when he moved up a weight class he couldnt be held down fucking donkeys
>>157636026You shouldn’t watch shows with “no” in the title. It’s too pathetic to be watching something called “peepo no poopie “ or whatever filth you watch. It’s unbecoming. You must better yourself NOW. Before it’s too late.
>>157636355cant disagree there mate
>>157636355>>157636372you two creampie each other and kiss when your mouths are full of cum fart
mvp is like wonderboy if you made him a person of color!
>>157636396
What was the peak of the UFC's lightweight division?
>>157636406no wonderboy was actually good and capable of doing damage and heeming
>>157636275Ganeghis Juan
imagine if gane demanded sex from you. could you refuse?
MVPerfection is 100-0 in pure striking rounds
Michael "10k per strike attempted, bitch" Page
Gane not only destroyed Tom's orbs, he destroyed the very essence of him
Just pondered Gaethje.................
Tom Aspinall will live forever in the minds of every deluded heemtard
>>157636486only as a losing bitch faggot lol, GIT YOUR HANDS OFF THE SPAGHETTI PA
>>157636438False premise. Nobody would ever refuse such an offer.
i keep forgetting tom hasn't left the sport yet
>>157636486the foodtuber ?
>>157636486The blind man with the tard son ?
Zabit. Shavkat. Tom.
troonmala. raped. asspainblind
rapedzat. poomar. pisslam.
>>157636741Those are all you. You get raped shit and pissed on every picosecond you brainless talentless obese pigdog son of a whore
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>157636743CHADspinall
>>157636758brownest post of the year
>>157636743>6"2' chick with shit tattoos Didn't know we had the same type
>MVP has been cutThank fuck.
>>157636442>>157636759Undisputed.
>>157636824we dont label our posts here
>>157636843He didnt, i guess reading comprehension is not a strong suit for browns.
round this bitch I'm Godzilla
I'd love to fight Cyril me but alas the podcast business is keeping me quite busy these days, just off a surgery to me peepers too as you well know mate
how will tom aspinall be remembered?
>>157637263who?
>>157637295Youtuber, Podcaster, Father, Son
it's worse than i had feared. only a small percentage of mma fans even know who tom aspinall is.
>>157633382that pic
>>157637209that's cute, kidnow sit down and shut up
>>157637316Seems like Tommyboi been setting up his retirement gig. His eyes ain't what they used to be ya know. Ever since that fateful night he was blinded.
Michael Venum Pharaoh. King of Chess games
im feeling the urge again
In the uk, prates smokes fags. In the US? He also smokes fags lol (as in heems bums) lmao
PooFC will never have this much sovl
>>157637609As Lidl? Never liked it apart from the pastries desu
What killed /heem/ this time?
>>157638168the announcement of 332
>>157638168troonmala aspincuck fangays
>>157638168/heem/ is kill and we heemed it-gane
>>157638168Leafs.
>>157638168Its a holiday mate. Everyone is out an about today.
https://youtu.be/e5knHIOPHggThe Shavkat interview has been auto dubbed. If you go into settings you can change the audio to English or Spanish. He seems to be positive about his situation. I think he can come back the question is how much speed will he lose with the recovery.
>>157638334>alcohol
>or Spanish
>>157638368auto dub these nuts on your forehead
>>157638391>Zoomie scared to drinkYou vapefags are all the same
>>157638334>From concentratekys
>>157638368This doo can not catch a break
>>157638368I think it was filmed much earlier. Saw some new fan pic on instagram and he still has the full beard. And the brace is just a brace. Probably wearing it after training so his legs not resting in a weird position and so he doesn’t fuck it up again
Heeminder they put mvp bad matchups before cutting him because he spoke out against fighter pay or something
they cut mvp because he was so entertaining the ufc was afraid of his influence
They cut MVP because he beats everybody same as they for Ryan Hall
pissy next
>>157638570nah, page would turn down fights constantly because he only wanted top guys at welterweight but none wanted to do a point fight with him. So he moved up to MW and they gave him an easy fight for list on contract. Honestly hes old at 39 and boring ass shit. No point in UFC keeping him.
>>157638788ok? its mixed martial arts. if you want to mix the martial arts thats kind of on you
They call him the Stylebender cause he's exclusively a kickboxer except for that one time he failed an imanari roll embarrassingly.
name one difference between mvp and volki'll wait
>>157638965volk has a smaller song if you know what i mean
>>157638965volk can heem
Imagine if song did a lap around the octagon and landed an elbow drop on Umar lmao
I couldn't name a similarity between the two, let alone a difference
>>157639045they are literally both bald
Trump posted a 6 minute Ion Cutelaba highlight video on truth social todayhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117232228056672165
>>157639164Kek wtf
>>157639164probably tried to post it here first but the foolish upload restrictions scared him off
For me its this slud
>>157639164I thought I heard Luke Thomas screaming.
Ion actually looks like a fighter, acts like a fighter and fights like a fighter
>>157639164>highlight video that ends with a drawlmao
>>157639164Colbybros...it happened again
>>157639317Does the humiliation ever end?
>>157638965Volk’s pillowfisted ass has never crushed another man’s skull.
>>157639490He doesn't even seem to take pleasure in doos actin a foo
MVP exposes how overrated modern MMA is. He lost to Storley and got KO’d by Douglas Lima. He was considered a can crusher over in Bellator and has ranked wins in the UFC, Barry losing to Ian Garry. Reminder this same MVP got taken down by Paul Daley and matchmakers don’t want him to kill off a contender with his boring fighting style. He could very well simulate Bonfim or beat Morales. Even against cans he did his staring contest bullshit. He’s not doing as bad as Ben Askren did in the UFC but his fights are much worse.
mma isn't about entertainment, it's about the techniques. in fact it shouldn't even be broadcasted. we should send the fighters, refs and judges into a private space and they can just let us know who the best fighters are via email.
MVP's fight style is how I shake turds out of my butt over the toilet when they won't come out
>>157639490
I dont think volk can handle noncesars power desu he made Murphy shell up which means he's swinging bombs
MVP proves you can just vibe and win fights. No skills or special athleticism needed. Just feel your way through.
noncesar has zero knockdowns in the ufc
if he was a dinosaur he'd be movsaurus
>>157639810
Nigger
>>157639836Can’t say that on here mate
Nigger!
thats fuckin illegal
>>157639836>>157639861Show up poofter
>>157639761Pedoev was tko’d by Allen.
Hearn be like My client might be an uncharismatic, unreliable, inactive eternal victim but can you really risk losing the Manchester market, Mr. Campbell?
Mogsar and Mograb will walk out UFC 333 champions
Tommy fight week feels very occult
WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM
finally listening to the chael matan feels like im hanging out with two of my best friends
>>157639914Tom isn't even from Manchester, he's from Wigan
>>157640050salford mate
1/4 wigans are over the age of 65 and it's 95% white sounds like hearsalford now that is a different story
You got them sissy boy hands
>>157639164What the fuck haha
>>157639164
Luke Thomas gets political
Luke Thomas gets creampied
Luke Thomas? That political dude who got creampied?
>>157639164One more run, gigachad bros
>>157640244No the drunkard that dreamt of working for Zuffa
>>157632432>i come to this country as immigrant and i have love for fighting and for being the best in world and i love aljamain he is good friend yescompletely icked out by this nasty goblin and his yapping but still kissed him because of the implication of being in a hot tub with 5 dudes leering at them. the implication is putting in work here.
Ciryl Gane.
water balloons hurled at children and adults at 5 year old’s birthday party by trespassing individual suspect ran away through bushes luke thomas
>>157640550this aint it chief
why is trayning MMA perceived as gay?
>>157640617Because you project a lot
>>157640617Because we haven't had a cool actor portray an MMA athlete yet. We've had Kevin Smith and Dwayne Johnson.
Why is Jon Jones perceived as gay when he's only sucked off 70~ guys in the past three months? I'd say those are lowball numbers
>>157640640You need to head to the Victoria Town Hall station to update those numbers
>>157640635Forgetting Tom Hardy, lad
>>157640660sorry for talking like a cunt but he is too large for this image it looks off
the finn is intimidated
intimate me bollocks on your gasket ye fewl ov a ting yuh
bit gay la innit
it isn't gay unless you enjoy it, technically it is sadism on my end
>>157640693well I definitely came so there's that
>>157640695
>>157640716>>157640716>>157640716
>>157633568The box he is standing on is not visible due to the table.
