>Lap:#8546>Countdown to Madring GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157623199>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:228>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:238 (237 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 267 (+25)RUS: 201 (+18)HAM: 191 (+8)NOR: 171 (+12)LEC: 155 (+0)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 468 (+43)Ferrari: 346 (+8)McLaren Mercedes: 287 (+22)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 204 (+15)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 75 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 840.49 (+77.02)HAM: 593.03 (+53.42)LEC: 570.62 (+81.99)>News:Antonelli 'walks over water' for win that will go down in F1 folkloreFar too late for title fight priority - HamiltonWrist injury to keep Hadjar out of Spanish GPMcLaren confirms review after Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri Monza clashFranco Colapinto left frustrated after ‘wasted’ opportunity in MonzaEven with ADUO 2 upgrade, Ferrari is “missing pure power”Cadillac to manifest Madrid’s ‘messy’ potential for chance of F1 miracleLewis Hamilton claims there are 'no rules' at Ferrari after clash with team-mate Charles Leclerc during Italian GPGeorge Russell gracious as Antonelli takes Monza win in “roll of the dice” strategy splitFerrari bosses must step in after Lewis Hamilton-Charles Leclerc Monza clash, says Juan Pablo Montoya‘No longer the Temple of Speed’ - Fernando Alonso slams Monza F1 spectacleEcclestone stopped by police for taking shotgun into Portugal
can't wait for chuck wdc in 2027
>>157634236he's shitting
Why didn't Max stay out yesterday?
>>157634236Ferrari has abandoned Chuck for Hamilton. He's going to keep swirling the toilet and in a couple of years his reputation will be in tatters while that absolute shitter Hamilton is praised left and right.
>>157634259You just know...
>missing 3 GP in a row
>>157634215this is how he looks at 75% plastic content woman
It's snack time...
>>157634349ponyjack cumjar has been busy non stop GOONING
>>157634265ai, make me a face of charles leclerc if he was american
>>157634381Get ready to see the most cursed thing your virgin eyes have ever witnessed.
>>157634406>32 stars on the US flag patchHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157634373>ponyjack cumjar
LEE! THEY'RE NOT ON THEIR CONTAINMENT BOAAAARD!
>>157634215>Cadillac to manifest Madrid’s ‘messy’ potential for chance of F1 miracleP13
>>157633433>>157632808this man is BASED
gimiposting is dying
>>157634406the croat had a very american looking lecler, i forgot to add the >
>>157634597
>>157634425isnt the number of stripes also too little
Jensen butthole
Thank you Seb, that was a Formula 1 car. May AfD restore your country.
>>157634751>Seb>Afd
20k views, schizo hit the jackpot
>>157634778>spot the differencechuck choke? or what? I'm not giving him even a second of view time
how to hamilshit "fans" cope with the fact that mer*edes has another cheatmobile and it's not hamilunc driving it?also, an alpha gen driver winning the title in 2026
>>157634835very based post, kalevipoeg
George Russell is officially cursed. It’ll be interesting to see what he does once Mercedes start treating Antonelli as the #1 driver. Not sure there’s a clearly better seat available.
----> >>157634835 <----this is it
>>157634835megabased
>>157634835yeah I'm thinken based
they are trying to shill this win as more impressive than what max did in 2024 brazil
>>157634215Sainz just confirms that we big nosed folks need to be very careful about how we decide to angle our faces when taking a picture. We really look rough under certain camera angles
>>157634835many are saying this>>157634937>they literally who
>P6
>>157634969alphabet mafia bossbut seriously he could be pictured balls deep in a woman and he'd still look like a fag
>>157634597gimi
special livery this week
get fucked narb. you absolute pelican
>>157634751>There is still a race to exterminate
>>157635058>saudia homage liveryneat
>>157635085Nobody needs a Maga Golems that licks the salt of Putins balls.
>>157634597NARG is doing a lot of damage to gimiposting, but I predict a surge in the next few years as gimi jr. makes his path to f1
>>157635085no thank you, v*čić here is basically orban-tier in terms of actions, rhetoric, even down to wasting astronomical amounts of money on stadiums and other vanity bullshit and it fucking sucks
What will /f1/ be like in 2040?
>>157635186prozzie aussie's kid will be shitposting here with an annoying gimmick that only a 12yo could have come up with
>>157635186Everybodies f1 thread will be personalized, meaning you will be the only human in the thread and all the other posters will be bots, perfectly tuned to keep you engaged, one annoying pajeet, one hamspammer, one horny poster, one toto poster etc.
>>157635229>will
>>157635248The cutfag pozzed canadian is a test version of some ancient claude model someone forgot to turn off.
>>157635186gasflip, fraustria and fem gerorgia all return in 2030, start a pussy revolution and by 2040 only biological females are allowed to post here. the future is female
>>157635258to be fair he often responds to keywords like hamilton or alonso with the same 2-3 lines even if it has fuck all to do with anything that was writtenso it might be a bot
>>157635258still waiting for his next cope to antonelli dominating
gimi
>>157635173could be worse, our government paid 70 million to indian scammers to buy weapons for ukraine but the jeets just took the money and laughed their asses off
>>157635173Better stadions than immigrant camps.>>157635127Like it or not, putins salty oil and smelly gas is europe's last hope currently. Canadian supply is still years away.
When Kimi wins the WDC will he be the most boring winner ever? Hes going to have a pretty drama free run since George is throwing it away, i dont think hes ever said anything interesting nor had any kind of clash with other drivers that created conflict. He literally just drove a rocketship to a title.
>>157635473>Hes going to have a pretty drama free runThere's a rumor going on in Italy that he plans to kill NARB and Hamilwog on the track, leaving the title fight to Charles and Max
>>157635472>Better stadions than immigrant camps.well our wannabe-dictator is importing jeets/pakis/nepalis for jobs that no one wants to do so there's really no winning hereat least you got your wannabe-dictator after joining the EU, we on the other hand are never getting in
>>157635473pretty sure normies think he's the next verstappen or something like that.
>>157635473>most boring winner ever2015 would like a wordat least NARG has the young prodigy storyline going for him, as well as Russell having a generational season-long choke (which is somehow worse Piastri last year) and the regulations being completely nonsensicalI legit cannot remember a single thing that happened in 2015
>>157635539not even the austin cooldown room?
>>157635561I had to look it up to remember, it doesn't really save that season
>>157635539the few vettel wins were the only saving grace in 2015
im an f1 newfag what does narb/narg stand for
>>157635504I hope it gets better serbro
>>157635681North American Racing Beam/Geam
>>157634641lol yeah, should be 13 stripes
>>157635503i also heard this
Why does he like repeating history?
>>157634819>I wish we had a guy like the guy who got massive support from globo homo Don't worry, anon. You have tons of those.
>>157636102It's called consistency.
>pozfags still think they're in the globohomo era
He’s not really Canadian btw.
>we're still in the MWL era
>>157634406im not really a patriotic person even though a light fireworks on american independence day, but that U.S. style racing jacket looks pretty bad ass
>>157636279but its fine because we have le based italiano twink
Why are british pundits writing hit pieces about Leclerc all of a sudden?
the problem with kwabmilton currently is that during the USAIDS era, the globohomos used to just make a few phone calls and make things happen and all his problems were solved instantly whereas now he has to go through the proper channels and he has no idea how that works
>>157634349>wacks it too hard>nearly losses his jobremember kidsdon't wack off too hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Ws_k0l0Iw
>
>>157637092
>The name's Hamilton. Sir Louis Hamilton.I can't believe he said this
>>157636634He bumped into Lulu.
>Bernie Ecclestone questioned after shotgun found on his private jet in PortugalAnother one for Bernie's wikipedia page.
>>157637707He looks really good for a 95
He’s a terrorist. He cannot control himself.
>>157637707>do you have a loicensio for that skeet shooting gun amigowhy is yurop like this
> Max crashes where nobody else did in Hollandno big deal> Charles crashes, albeit exactly the same way as he did in 2020everyone goes mentalI know its Charlie's 3rd DNF this year, and if he didn't have those 3 DNFs he'd probably be ahead of Lewis on points, but why is everyone so shocked or upset about this? He's been doing this since he was spinning around in Suzuka his rookie year in an Alfa> may be the best qualifier of the grid> has learned to save his tires over the years> will wreck 1 out of 8 races, on average, every year> unless he gets a rocketship he's never winning a WDC because Ferrari pilled> used a monkey's paw wish to win Monaco, its been downhill ever sincecan we talk about how F3 had like 20 red flags in Madrid testing pls?
>loses podium>gets podium>loses it again>gets pole>lose polegasshit status?
>>157635473be like when JB won it, it was only interesting because of the politics involving the team.
>>157635473lol fuck nolando says hello
>>157638372Norizz had to fight two people to win it. he individually is a personality black hole but he still had some exciting races just because he wasn't the clear fastest driver on the grid. he didn't even lead the championship for much of the season.
has narb sui'd yet?
>>157638122Britbongs are mad because they want King Lulu to be the clear #1 driver at Ferrari with Charles being his Bottas. They are attacking Leclerc because of that.
>>1576383952025 was never in doubt, Mclaren outright sabotaged Oscar and then you even had the FIA not penalize Lando for overtaking Tsunoda off the track in the final race to ensure he won instead of Max.NARG winning in 2026 is more interesting since his growing popularity might mean Italians will stop supporting Ferrari in favour of him
george '1000 hours of therapy' russell
>>157638338He didn't lose the pole, he lost the race
>>1576385222025 will always be one of the worst years in F1 history. Followed by 2026.
>>157639104Followed by 2027Followed by 2028Followed by 2029
>/f1/ be like [CURRENT YEAR] will always be the worst years in F1 history>one year later>[THIS CURRENT YEAR] is the worst year in F1 historyLike make up your fucking mind you cretins.
>oh no how could my life exist in bad times? this must be wrong
>>157639206>why did you not predict the future?Is this autism?
>>157639296>Is this autism?No. This is.
>>157636634It's the same bong media that said for months Lewis is in a title fight
>>157639419>title fightthey forgot a key point
>>157636162How about this: we send blue haired boobs and folks vageen, you send energy that was suppoesd to go to the united tariffs of jidfmerica
George Russell stage: Acceptance
George Russell stage: Sharted
George Russell stage: Daniel Ricciardo
George Russell stage: Not chosen to get cheat engine modes
George Russell stage: Forecasted
>>157639473how about i donate money to foreskin restoration research to help you with your useless mutilated muslim cock
>>157638122people unironically thought hamilton was in a title fight after barcelona and because of chuck not being a team player he's out of the fight now.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
how many this weekend?
>the pozzed era lasted 10 years>the globohomo era lasted 10 yearsthat means we have at the very least another 7 years of dicksucking abduls
>>157639734not if the orange man goes off script and starts blasting off missles again
>>157637785he looks really good for a manlet
jooj
>>157639734what are the definitive differences between the pozzed era, golobhomo era and abdul era?i will give you 10 euros if you explain without mentioning any dicksucking
>>157639747fuck off granny lover
>>157639756>giving more money to indiansno...
MADRING...HALA MADRING!!!RONALDO!!!!!SUI!!!!!!!!!MBAPPE!!!!!WOOO!!!
>>157639747> races 2 years in Super Formula> fails to score a single pointgrim
>>157639769i already sent them 70 millions
Estonia kinda based. ngl
>>157640008
>>157639923>O'Sullivan P11>Browning P12>Stanek P19F2sissies... our response?
>>157639747pretty
>>157640105go get your eyes checked vytautas
gimi morning (gm)
>>157638122>>157638521>>157639646hamilton is a much better driver than leclerc
>>157639857Franco being on here is funny though
>>157640127good morning sexy
>>157635473i agree he has no personality, his hype is manufactured, his car is cheated and his teammate car is sabotaged, unironically, but look, he is breaking records, you know
Lmao. Hava nagila. Israel's champion. Good goy
>Moderator Tom Clarkson pointed out Russell's now 66-point deficit and asked the Mercedes driver how he assessed his chances of somehow still becoming Formula 1 World Champion in 2026. Russell became reflective. He said things such as: "Definitely Kimi’s in control of it", "I'm not even thinking about a comeback", and that turning things around would be "exceptionally challenging".>And, above all: "I’m just sort of accepting that it is what it is and I’m just going to enjoy it from here on in and try and win as many races as possible."
non-0% chance Russell never wins anything ever again
realistically what circuit does NOT give an advantage to the merc engineid say baku
>>157640234las vegas? (idk im just guessing)
>>157640234technical tracks like monaco i guess? But that doesnt matter because they just turned the engine up to a point where they have such a massive advantage again that they dont need the best aero package
>>157640245>technical tracks like monaco i guess?yes that was my impression too>But that doesnt matter because they just turned the engine up to a point where they have such a massive advantage again that they dont need the best aero packagealso true
Honest question. Do you really think Antonelli is just better than Russell and the rest of the field all of a sudden? Russell is no generational talent but Antonelli was your typical lose it into the wall rookie before these (((regs))) happened. There's zero doubt in my mind that Antonelli is driving the real Mercedes while Russell is doing laps in what is basically limp mode.
not bothering to add the edds, still kinda funny in my opinion
>>157640292>Antonelli was your typical lose it into the wall rookieDid it really happen that often, i only remember one occurrence of this happening (but yes we can all agree russell is on bottas mode this year)
>>157640292>typical lose it into the wall rookieHeh, my boy ClercLings just needs more time
>>157640234Derby Downs in Akron, Ohio
>>157640219that's a kwab from me dawg
>>157640334he notoriously shat the bed throughout the entire european leg last yearand put it in the wall on his first or so lap in monza 2024 fp1 when he was subbing in for george
>>157640386he just needs to have the actual best car once in his career so he learns to fucking chill and not go tard speed all the time
>>157640320this is the most nothingburger drama in years. I must sense reality differently but ferrari was never competing for WDC or WCC this year, in fact their goal in 2026 is to not get outmogged by mclaren (again) and end up 3rd
>>157640451no we just need to throw the current regs into trash so drivers who like to push the car to the limit like verstappen don't end up in the wall or gravel every other race and carbabbys like hamilton who struggled to get out of Q1 for multiple seasons in 3rd best car (even with different teams) suddenly get podiums
>didn't get pozzed in the head during the globohomo era>didn't get cut during the abdul era
>>157640512KekNo non-racism allowed here, tolerance is unacceptable
Why is there a mentally ill freak with a Canadian flag here
>>157640537No there isn't
narb has a special talent to always somehow make bantonelli's lead grow even with the deck stacked totally in his favour
>Couldn't close out his WDC>Now forever in the cuckshed
what exactly did russell mean by this?
>>157640537I'd wager 50 percent of this site has some kind of mentall illness desu.
Well timed announcement. Completely deserved. Not much more you can say.
>>157636634I never met anyone who ate anything other than only the apple's body
>>157640773Humiliation ritual.
>MY GRAND STAND GOBLINO
>>157640681That's where he stores his farts for strategic huffing
>>157640793you can't prove that
post Edd
pre Edd
there is no life post edd
Post-Edd and Pre-Edd
>>157636634>Italians and Spaniards are the browns of Europe
>>157640523I'm on holiday in the south of France now I'm going to shit in the med in your honor.
You always see pictures of F1 drivers on their yachts but they never show the crew that mans those yachts. This is a conspiracy against sailors.
>>157640919Dont you know f1 drivers operate those yachts on their own
lando is literally me [crying emoji] [crying emoji]
>>157640924i doubt stroll/alonso/amx/goblino can operate their yachts alone
>>157640884me and edd are not friends at the moment, we're having an islamic fitna over him being fat and delusional and not nice to me
>>157641003AIX is the team Lando Norris is taking over next year
>>157640939That's why Leclerc, Alonso, and Max are having kids now
being a yacht driver has to be some traumatizing shit after they closed epstein's island
>>157640919>be me>working on the bosses yacht at Monaco GP>get about 12hrs sleep between thursday and sunday due to how busy the week isJust picture a tanned bloke with massive bags under his eyes and you'll get the picture
>>157640919the crew must be felt but never seen
George Bottas
>>157640773that's about as full as the georgestand will ever look
>>157641222checked btw
>>157640976when did this depicable ikhtilaf begin brother
the 24-26 rear wing is so fucking ugly holy shit
So is your mom.
>>157641170why would there be massive work? Theyd just park in their spot and thats it
we've found the Dallara enginner who designed that rear wing
>>157641308>they're giving them a starterBOOOOOOO
>>157641352wdym?
I'm having post-Edd depression
Norizz might end up with more wins than NARB this year
>>157641379bad, all proud spaniards should be ashamed
>>157641379 The ‘Monumental’ design, inspired by the most iconic corner of the MADRING circuit and created by the prestigious italian studio Pininfarina, is the winner of the first Grand Prix trophy to be awarded in Madrid. >most iconic corner>iconicnothing about iconic about valencia 2.0
>>157641379also please make it less obvious
Nothing warms my heart quite like a NARB KWAB.
>>157641446Merc murked > NARB KWAB
NWAB
>>157641434Are there no Spain based designers?
>>157641381they're putting starters on the cars now so of some shitter spins and doesn't pull the clutch and kills the car xhe can just restart it and keep going
>>157640537Because India.
>>157641371nevevr thought f1 cars can be nearly as wide as a passenger train in the subway
>>157641333t. has never worked on a yacht
KWARB
>>157641548>cars can restart>less safety cars = more race time = more crashes>less retirements = more cars on track = more crashesit's objectively a good thing
>>157640155putting the proper spanish franco on there is problematic in the current year so they had to make do with the mate drinker
>>157641597>keke what a real boy!
if kubica was driving for brawn in 2009 would button have gotten raped harder than russell this season
>>157641434>most iconic cornerIT HASN'T EVEN HAD A SINGLE GRAND PRIX CAR ATTACK IT IN ANGER FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>157641655honda was a team for washed up shitters before that so kubica couldnt have drived for them
if you dont longer go for the drunken pussy you are not longer a rapist
>>157641333I worked on a small cruise ship/mega yacht (300ft) and we put in 12 hr days 7 days a week
>>157641656it's the corner where Max and Charles are crashing on lap 1 this week (they both die)
>>157635095Underrated
I'm back bros I missed y'all, I tried wage slaving for the military for 1 month and I gave up, I can't do it I'm too lanklet. Anyways, what did I miss apart from Charles LeKirk crashing? Also Gimi
>>157641878>Charles LeKirkkek
>MADring next
>stroll has not finished a race on the lead lap even once>his best is +1 lap down (3 times)>perez has 3 finishes on the lead lap (2 better than bottas)were we too harsh on him, perhaps?
>>157641916Complete Cadillac dominance
>>157641916Cool it with the antisemitism
>>157641878How does this happen? How can you be very fast, win races and poles and still be prone to fuck it up more often than usual?
>>157641946there is a theory that may explain this
>>157641916Would've had a point too if he knew where to park his car in Monaco
Who crashe more The Clerc or Stroller?
>>157641956leclerglkjgk right?
>>157641916we werent hard enough on bottass
>Leclerc not cleared yetGio the nazi bros!
>>157641916So Stroll does less work in the same amount of time but is still in the top half in terms of salary? Sounds like another W
>>157641946when people call you the chosen one and you have the responsibility to win for the most legendary racing team, but get at best the 2nd best car for half a season while you see drivers from three different teams grab a title before you, it is understandable that you start feeling a bit under pressure and impatient
>>157641981hes kinda based. just phones it in during all the mickey mouse bullshit and most of the races, probably has 0 to very little sponsor obligations because nobody cares about him, so he just gets to treat the sport as his hobby. any time he feels bad he can just know he's going to inherit his daddy's billions and have a countess suck coke out of his asshole.
>>157641916Sakir 20 was a last to first win in a midfield car (yes you pedantic faggot, it was a Merc W10, still a midfielder)AD21 permanently solidified him as a more capable teammate than BottasHe's washed now, but given how much of a slow burn his career had been up until his success at RB, I'm still kind of shocked at how much shit he got despite accomplishing everything he was hired for.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfu48zoFbi0
>>157641976porbably for the best, if he has any of the symptoms that max had after silverstone then madring could kill him just looking at >>157642017
>>157641946I think most of it is Ferrari shit car but I also think that Leclerc likes edging the car (no pun) on 40 degree mid-speed right handers, exhibit 1 recent crash. In the crash, he never hit the Apex on parabolica but still decided to floor it on the exit of the turn and the rest is history.
>>157642066another one of his antics. Also he already crashed in monza like 5 years ago, same corner too.
>>157642017>chicane>straight>chicane>chicane>slightly wider chicane>ZOMG LE EBIN SUPER BANKED TURN EL FENOMENAL INCREDIDIBILE MARVEILLOSO ICONICA DE TA PUTA MADRE PERO QUE DEMONIO>90degree corner>some esses>90degree corner>some esses again>90 degree hairpin (???)>90 degree corner>90 degree corner>finish straightall this in some random industrial estate with concrete walls all aroundbut there will be some overtakes and safety cars so f1 "fans" will love it
Why is there even a Madrid street circuit? Is it some catalan vs rest of spain thing?
>>157642110it's an interesting discussion
>>157642017>chicanes everywhereSurely, they won't be downshifting on the straight anymore, right? We'll be able to show a full lap onboard, right???
my king.
>>157642216bro they have clipping in the preview video
WHITE CAR NO PACE ALL AURA
>>157641308You look at those cars and that's what's ugly to you????
>>157642216>DAS HE KNO
>>157642370saudi livery for 11 september YES
>>157634265I let him formula1 my butthole
>>157642405
>>157642434
>>157642066>>157642080I've noticed the he and Max like to turn the car just a little bit more around the apex to get a more aggressive cornering angle. That's usually where the rear grip gives out on Lekirk.
>>157642427six seven
>>157642453Both him and amx prefer oversteer, makes you faster through corners but the danger is it is more likely to lose the rear.
>Leclerc will do FP1 in Madring>After that, the team will evaluate his physical condition>If he sucks, he will not race. Giovinazzi takes his place.>Because of this, he is more pressured>Wants to retain his seat, slams into the wall in FP1>It's over>No WDC>Can't go to Aston Martin because his competition would be Stroll, another crash artist>He's older now and looks like Richard Hammond>His wife became tortilla from pregnancy>His child is mexican
kwabjar
>>157641592im talking about the captain, and specifically during monaco race week
>>157642522>tfw you retire with less Ferrari starts then Badoer Leclerc/Stroll Aston Super Crash Bros would be based btw
>>157641655we would be looking at last years red bull level of points gap>>1576417191. youre american, so thats probably cause you served a bunch of boomers and nons, the worst type to go on vacation with and have to work for 2. theres a difference between a mega yacht and a yacht owned by 1 rich dude who uses it privately3. whats the worst thing you saw on there?
>>157642526why is Apu the frog eating chocolate with a naked woman
>>157642918>apu
>>157642918why is "apu" the frog's arm in a spiral pointing to his top eye socket
>>157640219this was not in the forecast...
Russell wears thar gay ass emergency blanket jacket all the time, and he says it to keep him cool. But it's just fans blowing the same temperature air around in a jacket over his clothing.I think he wears it so he can pretend he's not a gay little twink for a little bit.
>>157642968he didn't know it at the time, but when he smacked botto on the helmet, he inherited the cuck fate and freed vale
...bros its only $3000. I could buy this or yet another dumb riflehttps://f1experiences.com/2027-japanese-grand-prix/hero
>>157642988I just wish it would make balloon sounds as he moves
>>157643007you'll have more fun with the rifle
>>157642988
>a so-called street circuit>still reeks of TilkecacaYay, I'm so eager for the next Grond PreeA turd replacing a shart for the next 10 yearsHAUEHAUEHUWHUAHEU AHUWHWH
>>157642988>>157643035imagine sneeking up behind them and doing a big stinky fart in the fan intake things
>>157642988>But it's just fans blowing the same temperature air aroundfun fact, evaporating water absorbs a lot of energy, which it gets from your skin
>>157643044Has anyone pointed out that the circuit looks like a floppy raygun?
>>157642397lel, happy 25th anniversary!
>>157643044wow, 2 overtaking spots!ah wait, I forgot overtaking is automated now and can happen anywhere. such excitement!
>>157643044Disgusting looking track
>>157643044absolute state of the GA area
>>157643044the deepest circles of hell are insufficient for the people who approved of this shit along with the current regs
>>157643423gen adm is for poor people. poor people are subhumansyou don't want subhuman poors at your Grand Prix, do you?
>>157643232raygun, huhfunny you mention her today
>>157643044y'all don't wanna hear it but it's better than spa, hungaroring, zandvoort and whatever other shift+deleted tracks i can't bother to care about
the GA area should be locked by 10am on race day and because it's on the in field nobody is allowed out until an hour after the race. no food available and only drink is water, from a single tap and it's 10 euros a minute to fill your bottle there (no byo) and there is one portaloo
>>157642897It really does take 12hrs of work to maintain and man a ship. The boomers were actually really respectful to us marine department guys, it was the housekeepers and dinner service guys who had to deal with their bullshit. The really senile boomers spontaneously shit and puke a lot. Smaller yachts are going to have smaller crews and a ship has to be manned at all times so they're probably going to still have to do 12hr shifts even if a lot of it is sitting around just making sure you don't hit anything and nothing catches on fire.The worst thing I ever saw was when two teens got sucked under the bow when they paddled their kayak too close to the ship while we were docking (still the captain's fault since he didn't see them). We were able to pull them out of the water but they were pretty close to dying. Not as gnarly as a track janny getting bashed in half but still pretty scary.
i heard chuck is kill?
>>157643838he wishes
>>157643838it's almost kirkversary. charles lekirk will die for our sins
where were u when Kinota was kill?
>>157643820>still the captain's fault since he didn't see themdont larger ships get the right of way?
>>157644027>>157644037I've watched Lone Star LM yesterdayI didn't saw anything weirdWhat is FIA scheming again?
>>157643820>The really senile boomers spontaneously shit and puke a lot.my bro is a nurse and he says this toowhy do old people love shitting in front of young service workers?
>>157644165>yesterday*Sunday
>>157644165you might need glasses anon
>>157644027they could have slapped a grandstand with 2000 pricey seats there but elected to build a giga jew paddock extension that generates the same amount of money out of 50-100 gigajews that go there to take selfies and barely watch the race...why
Le likeable punished Ferrariman gets battered by 50 year old Sir and hasn't learned how to manage a race in 9years (8 at a top team)!? Nvm poor thing crashed at his home race and the Ferrari Grand Prix in heartbreaking fashion. And if he misses a race injured his fanbase has an out when the teammate comparison pops up. Overly protected Liberty Media Psy Op ahhh motherfucker
>>157644027>>157644184>Big sky country>Blocks the sky
>>157644184ynr Mission WinNow
>>157644227... also those extra 2000 people will then need a local hotel and local restaurants and local groceries and local transport to exist the gigajew just flies out on their private jet/helican someone explain the americans logic behind this
>>157644027>>157644037What pisses me off about building a private garage at the top of Big Red is that it's literally the track's focal point. Pretty much anywhere you sit on the course you'd have a view of the turn with nothing but the open sky and the giant flag as the backdrop. I'm by no means a patriot, but I can still appreciate the identity and free-spirit. All of this just to put a tacky, privately owned garage smack dab in the middle of it is just a bit too on the nose for the current state of this country
>>157644227>they could have slapped a grandstand with 2000 pricey seats there Don’t worry, they are doing that on the iconic turn 1 grassy hill, ruining the best general admission view of the whole calendar.
>>157644277wait that's some cunt's private garage? not even some super corpo hospo shit? what the FUCK?!??!?!?!
>>157644255supporting local businesses is communistand it's easier/more profitable to organise events to cater to 50-100 very rich people doing a track day. a grandstand will only be filled one weekend a year
>>157644358Bad info on my part, that is in fact a new grandstand. The private garage I was referring to is actually at T11My point still stands about obstructing views and tacky execution
>>157644027Replacing the one impressive shot that burger F1 circuits have to offer with a soulless compound aimed to sell expensive tickets to richfags is the most american thing I have witnessed this week after Trump annexing Iceland
>>157644365CotA owners clearly don't give a shit about events that don't fill their F1 sized venue (ie anything other than F1)WEC this weekend basically only had the main straight accessible to the public, because they didn't want to open the entire track for 70k people
>>157644410>>157644358the t1 red box is the paddock extension, you take a gondola there and back to the paddock so you never have to go near the DISGUSTING poorfags who had to save up all year to take their kids to watch some vrooms before the jews turn the cars into EVs
>>157644232>hasn't learned how to manage a race in 9years (8 at a top team)!?We're talking about the guy who managed to get 7 podiums in a car that some other guy couldn't get out of Q1 with, right?
>>157644641good old day when lulu was about to buy a chair and rope on amazon
>>157643044>worse than sochi's tilkedromeBut how??
im newish to the sport and been playing the f1 game and madrid is by far the hardest track for me (and monaco). i assume there will be many shunts in the corner after the underpass cause that turn is crazy, maybe im just a noob ofc.
>>157645013>im newish to the sportI'm so sorry for you...
>>157644641He demolished an abysmally performing teammate in a low pressure environment, only to shit the bed once there was actually competition and something on the line. Congrats to Frontrunner Alex Albon
sharl
>>157644102If there are people near your hull you stop and in the first they should never have gotten that close. If there are people kayaking around the dock you're aiming for then you shouldn't approach until it's clear. It's the captain's job to maintain safety at all times no matter what. >>157644177Getting old is tough. Their bodies betray them. A housekeeper told me that every morning the same people would shit their beds, they physically could not help it. What a horrible job cleaning that up every day.
>>157645013>im newish to the sportstop now and turn back. Ive been a fan of this sport for only a year or 2 and i want to kill myself at the current state of it
>>157645013it will probably be ez track, since you have high downforce. baku is probably the hardest track, since you run no wing there.
>>157644227the world is built for the rich because they have money
>>157644027Holy shit that's so ugly
>>157634969
>>157644027>>157644037so what now I have to wait for Swell to post a youtube video about how over priced and pointless this shit is? Fine.
>>157645043>>157645205whats makes it so much worse now? i've only watched the last 3 races live and enjoying it even though the champion seems to be set already. Wasnt it worse when just hamilton and verstappen were winning?
>>157644277>I'm by no means a patriotqueer>privately owned garageretard>current state of this countryhomo
pozfags are having a field day with lecuck but are suspiciously quiet about ruslel (who shit on kwabmilton)
Objectively ugliest current F1 Driver?
>>157646003Isack Hadjar
>>157646003
>>157646003bort
>>157646003goblino
>>157646003UGLY BASTARD POWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EDDP1. BortP2. HadjarP3. Norris
>>157646193great post, abdul
now that the dust has settled was that actually a picture of anon earlier?
>>157645752The regs are genuinely the worst ones, ever. I dont think anything like this has ever existed in motorsports, thats how fucking gay it is. Ill try to explain:>old overtakes used to happen either in corners because of better entry, aero, balls, etc or on straights because of drs(flatter aero to go faster) and/or kers/overtake(gives you extra power that it took from lost power)>new overtakes(starting this season) happen only on straights, because why would you ever overtake someone on a corner when you can just wait until the next straight, because:>retarded new engine formula makes it so you run out of battery halfway down the straight, while the person who is 1s behind you is allowed extra boost power, facilitating "yoyo racing", where you and your opponent constantly switch positions every straight, not overtaking, just switching positions.>the engine formula is so bad that down the straight, your top speed will be smth like 320kmh, and by the end, it will be 210kmh or something, with you needing to downshift to go faster, something that has never happened in motorsport. Its so bad that its better if you attack corners worse so you can regenerate more energy later, literally anti racing if you have to drive worse to be faster.>tldr; imagine in football the guy who has the ball runs out of breath halfway down the grass and his opponent takes the ball, then the same happens in reverse. Thats it, thats the regs. Youve been enjoying fake racing, its what the ceo of f1 and the shareholders wanted because you have no idea what true racing is because youre new>what doesnt help is that one engine supplier(mercedes) has another massive advantage on the field in terms of power, and because of the retarded engine measurement system f1 has, merc has a worse engine than red bull(because they only measure the internal combustion engines power), so it gets to upgrade its engine, locking it in for another merc dominated reg cycle1/2
>>157646481The ass in Calvin Klein? It's ancient, I remember seeing in 10 years ago in some memeThe source is a Russian homo meetup site
>>157645752>>1576465132/3the sport itsself became completely fucking gay, starting in 2014(technically 2008, but it really got big in 14) because:>because of libraries worth of history im not recounting, basically, brits are the golden boys of the sport because the dude who had the commercial rights was british, most of the teams are british and the brits have the most drivers as well>what this means is that their darling british boys are always the best and get treated way better than everyone else, by the media, the teams, etc>but when you look at history, only 1 driver that is british is a goat candidate, and thats jim clark. Brits talk about nigel mansell who, albeit is good, like hes senna or prost lvls of great. >starting in 2014, f1 lost its old v10/v12 engines and got v6hybrid engines, they went from high pitched screaming to basically vacuum cleaners in terms of sound. Its extremely gay, f1 lost part of its soul with that, all for bullshit greenwashing>more importantly, mercedes spent massive money on the new regs, making it the most dominant team by far, with it gapping everyone else by 10s by lap 3>what this meant was that hamilton, mercedes and the uks darling nigger, could win everything with no problem because noone could challenge them(imagine you are 6ft in a 100m sprint vs everyone else only being 5ft)>only one who could challenge him was his teammate rosberg(and beat him in 2016 and subsequently ragequit the sport)>so from 2014 to 2020(except 16), imagine this nigger winning everything not because hes good, but because hes got lucky with the engine regs, was treated like God by the british media and everyone treated him like a better Schumacher(the actual GOAT)>doesnt help that mercs team principal, toto, constantly acted like merc was the underdog while it was gapping the field in its lowest engine mode>he basically made f1 woke/globohomo/ZOG/however you wanna call it, which culminated in netflixs f1 documentary drive to survive
>>157646661>mercedes spent massive money on the new regs, making it the most dominant team by far, with it gapping everyone else by 10s by lap 3The other big teams life Ferrari couldn't do that too?
>>157645752>>1576466613/4(got longer than i thought)>that documentary was made for women and gays(it had an american target audience kek)>it invented rivalries out of thin air, put things completely different than how it was, made races way different than they actually were, put words into drivers mouths, etc literally a bunch of bullshit, it was so much that max refuses to go to them anymore>watch this video to understand, but remember this is made from the perspective of someone who thinks thats a good thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keT1dr7eHE4>it manufactured drama for women, non whites, queers, etc and made f1 fans into kpop esque stans instead of older white men like 20 years ago>going back to hamilton, he almost beat schumachers record of 7 championships, but thankfully, max, the Goat, beat him to it on the last race of the last lap(something the brits still havent stopped seething about). That was the "good" time of being an f1 fan where from 2021 to 2023, someone actually deserving won everything(the races were boring though because, as i said, max won everything)>however, in 2024, mclaren got a great car and challenged max for the title>their main driver, norris, acted like a complete faggot constantly(called maxes 2024 brazil win, one of the craziest races ever, lucky) and a bunch of other faggot shit>he, in general, probably doesnt just act like a faggot, he genuinely might truly be one>then in 2025, when mclaren had the dominant car and red bull was a genuine shitbox, norris(and his sudden title rival teammate piastri) almost lost a 2 horse race against max because hes the goat and they(as well as mclaren) are incompetent shitters driving for a midfield team that somehow got a topfield car>norris unfortunately won because of luck and a bunch of other shit, which im not recounting now>and this is where we are now. I skipped a lot of shit, but thats the gist>>157646777merc spent a billion alone on the engine
>>157646612
>>157646904How do you know that when Hamilton was winning it was all because his car was better and when Verstappen won it was because he was a good driver and not also because his car was way better than the rest?
>>157646978Because he's racist.
>>157646978He's capable at beating shitters with the super car, but as Alonso put it, ...
>>157646978hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>157641333You don't really have an idea of the massively dumb shit you have to do on a super yacht if you're on a charter to bag that big tip at the end. If the boat is privately owned the owners "can" be more relaxed but they're still paying for standards to be high. First monaco charter tip paid for my first Panerai though.In Monaco I was on a 55m charter with a crew of 14. Deckies would be up before any quests drying down the boat for any moisture if the topsides and furniture got damp overnight, fueling tenders to take guests ashore if you didn't have direct shore access, maybe even cleaning the teak if drinks had been spilled if there had been a party on one of the decks, you could be changing a flybridge setup from a DJ booth and dance floor to sun loungers for example.The stews would be setting up for breakfast ready for any guests that emerged from their cabins at any time, regardless of when they went to bed or stumbled back to their yacht. They're also constantly cleaning the interior and will do full hotel service in guests rooms when the guests aren't in their room. The laundry stews are also constantly washing sheets / guests clothes as well. The deckies would be up late to collect guests from other yachts in the tender if found a different boat having a party. The galley and chefs would be ready to go for breakfast, but also prepping lunch and dinner for the guests if they weren't going ashore for any meals. The galley would be prepping meals for the crew to eat on the go as well. There might be a random request from a guest to get her favourite croissants from Costa or L'Epi D'or so one of the stews has do to a mad dash into old town and get around the circuit and back to the boat. The biggest boat I worked on was 140m which was actually way more chill as we were anchored between the port and the bay so you'd basically just take guests into town every morning and pick them up later in the afternoon. Heaps of time with no guests on board.
>>157646978because without max, redbull would have gotten 6th place in 24, and 9th place in 25. Thats how shit the car was. Ive never seen anyone else but dudes from the 70s and before consistently win races in cars that are 9th place in the wccAlso because, when hamilton had the dominant car, his teammate was also 10s ahead of the field, while with max, checo was regularily beaten by any top team>>157647236im not talking about you, im talking about the captain. I know niggas like you probably were working around the clock(which is normal for richfags, as theyre paying you for that), but im talking specifically about the dude who steers the ship
if i had a nickel for every time /f1 admitted to being yacht meat id have 2 nickelswhich inst a lot but i learned a bit about how that works so thats cool i guess
>>157647276I finished my career as an Executive Officer (second in charge) so yea, it was basically just paperwork - passport control / marina control / checking future weather forecasts in case you need to gtfo. Maybe check in with the PJ pilot and charter company if they'd flown in to where the boat was, and same if they had a private residence The point being that by that time you've eaten so much shit to get to the top that you deserve to do fuck all. Probably the hardest part was telling rich people "no" as you're the real boss at the end of the day.
>>157647430My friend worked on David Geffen's boat, she said that all the male crew were hired based on how fuckable they were according to the boss. You'd do well on that boat you little twink.
>>157647559>You'd do well on that boat you little twink.youve misunderstood the situation entirelyin his scenario im the predatory yacht owner but not predatory and i watch them eat generous meals and frolic on the deck through one way glassyou dont know me
>pov: you're going to die.
>>157647996He looks more and more indian with each passing day
>>157647996>>157648069and it's so appropriate because he's indian
>>157648086Indians didn't do 9/11.
>madring post got community notedjej
4 races left and tsolov is sharting
>>157648340None of them will get an F1 seat next year so it's not in their best interest to win F2 right now
>>157648356Camara might if Haas decides to fuck over Toyota
>>157647754>pov: you're going to die.We all are. Act accordingly.>>157647996This picture nearly ruined that great livery for me.
A moment of silence for the Finn who last week said he wanted more fast drivers who crash last week and now had to see Leclerc crash and get trashed online the past few days.
>>157648356lol has there been a season where the points leaders try not to win so they can stay in F2 for the next season?
What is brown and sticky? A poo
>>157648340My boy Herta in 4th just waiting to pounce, right!?
>spaniards when a f1 car makes noise during their siesta
If the walls really are as magnetic to shitters as they say then I have zero faith in Spanish track jannies cleaning up the messes in timeWe might spend more time under red flag than there is actual racing
>>157649469Based, I hope they kill this track so Spa stays on the calendar
>>157646225>we will never have "Edd Straw WAG rankings"grim
>>157649445based they should throw puncture spikes on the track
>>157642101>safety cars yeah no, it's gonna be red flags only
>>157646513>>157646661>>157646904ty for the history lesson read it all
this time last year, both globohomos and medshitters would frantically post updates on the development of poowey's car
>>157647547>Probably the hardest part was telling rich people "no" as you're the real boss at the end of the day.you got any specific stories you could tell? Sounds interesting>>157650013youre welcome, though i want to remind you that i skipped and glossed over a lot of shit in the writeup because it was what, 3am? And I would have to wake up 4 hours later to go up a mountain(from which i could see st gallen lol), and i wanted to go to sleep.Biggest thing i arguably skipped over was rosberg beating hamilton in 16, and the titlefight between max and hamilton(specific cases like jeddah, silverstone, monza, etc i all skipped, with the biggest and most important being abu dhabi, which, imo, was unfair to hamilton and against the rules, but fuck him, i hate him because hes black, globohomo n shit and it made the brits seethe)
>>157650217>which, imo, was unfair to hamilton and against the rules, but fuck him, i hate him because hes black, globohomo n shit and it made the brits seethe)Yeah, this is how I know you're a false flagging abdul. Everyone knows the biggest controversy that year was the crash in Silverstone after which kwabmilton should have been black flagged and at the very least suspended for one race and at the very worst arrested and put in jail. But that was the globohomo era and back then we had a black hockey player killing someone with the blade of his ice skate and the next game he got a standing ovation before the match so it's not necessarily something pozfags would have registered
>>157650248im still not sure if this dude is a bot generating his responses via AI or genuinely a schizophrenic jeet with a canadian vpn
>>157650270You underestimate the human potential for insanity.
GM
>>157650337>even yuki>even liamMax really hates these guys doesnt he?
Good lord manThe italian media is relentlessThe entire week has been like this????
>>157650397He is Dutch, he tells it like it is. Tsunoder and Lawson are not that good.
He is Dutch, he also likes it up the arse
gimi. Also check out this baddie in the back from flavio's harem.
seb being kinda sexist in a lot of these...yikes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV7E40meiII
>>157650446I remember seeing her during the red flag, how do I get her to date me?
>>157650446very nice hair brown hair; peak genes for hot sweaty s-word. The woman is also decent looking fr. Madring FP1 can't come quickly enough.
>>157650270abduls are piss easy to spot because their views are entirely indistinguishable from those of troons with the exception that they hate troons (incidentally, that is hilarious); so when you see someone speaking troon shit while also hating troons, you can take it to the bank that you are dealing with abdul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZsLBRQtjcOur ni**as linked up...
>>157650473whose idea was it to send Antonella to play with spades?
>>157650473we're not in the jerome era anymore, bro
>>157650473some generic black man?
fresh gimis i cropped
The nearly "Satanic" level of embarassment that George Russianlel has been subjected to - and I mean this - HAS to continue.His mental degradation will be complete. His disillusionment - perfect. His growring state of disbelieve - absolute.The world holds its breath - until the utter humiliation of George Russel is complete.
>>157650552How much time does max have before he is dethroned?
>>157650552Rich kids get everything. Meanwhile you'll spend your life slaving away and will own nothing.
>>157650577This. Now kick the ladder under you for the next poorfag, fucking poorfags i swear
>>157650552nice
>>157650577It's okay bro just admit you have been out mazal'd by the system. There is grace in defeat, if Russell can admit it so can you.
>>157650552very odd lighting, makes Mekies look like he was shooped in
>>157650578Isn't that what Kimi is doing by putting another nepo into racing?
>>157650652do they not teach reading comprehension in freedomland?
>>157650660he did eat breakfast
>>157650538>>157650541>new gimis in 2026ebin>>157650552>new gimi in 2033ebin
In the futurw there will be no new f1 drivers, only sons and grandsons of previous f1 drivers. I for one look forward to watching Lawsonson
kimigimiminiigimifakekimi
>>157650691alphagimiomegagimi
>>157650691gigagimi
i need to filter my /f1/ folder to purely gimis somehow and share it, im sure there's some i have forgotten to post and i dont want them to get lost
1.21 gimiwatts
>>157650552new gimi just dropped
>>157650674there will always be pozfags
>>157650722very rare
>>157647219Hamilton wins not from pole: 45Alonso career wins: 32
I'll support gimi's son forever if he enters f1
>>157650726>globohomo era statscome on, son
>>157650410Nobody will replace Il Predestinato until he finds his predestined wall that finally kills him.
>>157650722gimi
>>157650722>when you grew up without a toilet but your son has never taken a shit outside of a mansion
pick a gimi between 1-150
>>15765074569
>>157650751gimi
>>157650745109
>>157650765gimi
>>1576507457, hit me
>>157650789lol
In the history of the sport, normally the driver that is the most committed, the latest on the brakes, earlier on throttle, committing in the high speed, they get rewarded, because you just gain that time in the corner."But now you're constantly thinking about, 'In this corner I might have to hold in a bit. Go later on throttle. Or brake earlier. Or lift off. And then I have more top speed.' Stuff like that. It's so unnatural. It's so not how it should be."No disrespect. And I hope no-one picks up on this. But look at Yuki [Tsunoda]. He jumps in the [Racing Bulls] car [at the Dutch Grand Prix]. Never driven the car before. Immediately competitive."Liam [Lawson] jumps from the Racing Bulls to the Red Bull - immediately competitive. It's because these cars are numb to your driver inputs."Of course, yes, you still have to do a good lap. And you still have to commit. The fastest drivers will always come out on top. But it's really, really limited, like a choke hold or something. You're held back."
>>157650821what gimi number is this?
>>157650745last two digits of my post
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
>>157650821Anto drives the fastest and Anto is rewarded nothing has changed
>>157650863LEGOAT
GF just texted me she wants to talk about something tonightF1 terms?
>>157650927You're out of a seat next year.
>>157650927komatsu just text ocon the same thing
>>157650927Fernando is faster than you
>>157650397both fucked up his chances for a 5th WDC in a row so yeah I wouldn't shocked if he did
>>157650863that's not that bad, the worst was the fact that he wrecked the car with brand new engine after updoot
>>157650964ded bull fault, they picked themand it's on the ded bull and shartonelli that amx lost 5th
>>157650927leave me alone I know what I'm doing
>>157650927box to retire the car
>>157650552RadI hope when he joins the regs won't be the gayest shit conceivable
>>157650927
>>157650863Finally he's #1 at something, albeit in terms of # of crashes Stroll beats him by 1.
>>157650577you know it is parents that pay to be in red bull junior program?
>>157650857gimi
>>1576509272018 Renault fires Palmer mid-season, secretly Renault been talking to Red Bull to get Sainz
>>157651013yes and no. its like that with all programs. > Lawrence paying Ferrari to put Lance in the junior program> all these women that have zero chance of ever getting in F1 having their families paybut then conversely...> Charles at Ferrari> George at Mercedesetc.Basically junior programs for real drivers are funded by rich kids' parents. There are clauses, Ugo got booted from McLaren for having a bad F3 year
which f1 twinks are most likely getting anally conquered by bbc in grimy madrid gay nightclubs this week?
>>157650552>real mini gimi vs fake mini gimi soonHYPE
paging the local patriot
>>157651060didn't F1a get canned? so important huh
>>157651060why do they keep pretending formula minge will help with getting to f1?
>>157651060imagine the smell
>>157651144>>157651126this is probably from before the abdul era
The 2026 regs are the next step in getting a woman into F1 and having her be WDC
>>157651113all 22 of themantonelli the most, someone posted a youtube video of it earalier
>>157651246needs more fins
>>157651246wide front wings are disgusting
>>157651278your whore mother is disgusting, go fuck yourself
>>157651246some retard though gubbinz would look cool on a f1 car
>>157650552Gimi's kid looks a bit slow (in the head)
>>157651126>didn't F1a get cannedwhy would you think this
>>157651246>ja robert, next jahre ze automobile will totaler be capable of winning ze championship
>>157651330sisu
>>157651330his head used to be way too big in relation to body size, check your /f1/ folder from a few years ago
>what AMD AMX actually do in his meme karting stunt
>>157651351f1a drivers should have big cans
>>157651330eyes are far apart for optimal 3d vision and field of viewhe's genetically engineered like max, but with the power finnish tism on top
>>157651287rude
everybody calm down
>>157651536
>>157651609>prema suitWEE WOO WEE WOO
>>157651629>>157651629>>157651629
>>157651060Big neck Alba
>>157635503Many people are saying this
>>157651354yes, I'm still mad
>>157651630
>>157650270>jeet>canadian vpnanon there are millions of schizophrenic jeets that do not need a VPN at all to have a canadian flag on 4chan
>>1576512462008 eldritch aero was ugly as fuckthat said 2009-2013 cars were utterly disgusting
