>Deadline day transfershttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgyxyxplkvoThis weekend's Premier League fixtures:>Friday 4 September20:00 Ipswich Town 0-2 Liverpool (Sky Sports)>Saturday 5 September12:30 Newcastle United 2-2 AFC Bournemouth (TNT Sports)15:00: Brentford 1-1 Sunderland15:00: Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 Leeds United15:00: Fulham 2-3 Crystal Palace15:00: Manchester City 1-0 Coventry City15:00: Nottingham Forest 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur17:30: Hull City 0-0 Aston Villa (Sky Sports)>Sunday 6 September14:00: Everton 2-2 Manchester United (Sky Sports)16:30: Arsenal* 2-1 Chelsea (Sky Sports)
Dave had his first "rival" last season in the form of a few ABUGods and he finally got his shit pushed in and abandoned /epl/
>>157634329>abandoned /epl/he made this thread matey (if it was about United he'd be in the jancord getting this edition deleted and Liversimp the same if it were about Liverpool being almost as shite)
aw is seething through his tears
>>157634455if aw doesnt want to be filmed he shouldnt do his gay little dance in a public place
if arsenal are rigging it... why doesn't.... your team?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!?!
>>157634488aw has out sassed your boy, bit weak by comparison
>>157634488cheap imitation, you might be schizophrenic but you'll never be Davinder
but the guy is dancing with a girl... i don't get this gimmick.
Bait thread but that's fine because it's about a big club
the Yd from the Sports Bar won't be there tonight so no point watching
Ooooh 2 wobblers for me to gobbler
If you take a min to actually think that somebody has ACTUALLY gone to these tiktok accounts, clicked on them, clicked download, named them his boogeymen gimmick names, then repeatedly (yes, REPEATEDLY) posts them in threads to 'own' the fans.... That's actually pretty fucking sad and gay.
>u-uh those TIktoks are bvsed sovl and kino acktually...
>>157634530No O'Hara? Why? He could have laid into Cundy.
>nooooo it's only funny when I post it!!!
>>157634558Had a baby
Chelsea, who we cannot typically talk about under threat of bans, trained with rugby mats (some posts talking about this removed even from the archive) only to be tossed around like a bunch of fairies
I have seen enough. We're going 38-0-0Everybody has new coaches, new players, it's done. Diferent planetsNgerian discent women from London will be very happy again, because we retained the league
no you're just a sad gay fuck for actually saving them on your HD. it's like that time the ''''Australian''' started spamming pictures of poos in toilets to 'own' people who 'bullied' him. or when 190 spammed BBC porn.
>>157634565I thought she had it like a week ago? Seemed odd he's bailing in the one week he could lay into Cundy. But fair, family comes first if there is a need to be at home.
>>157634568>it's like that time the ''''Australian''' started spamming pictures of poos in toiletsSo why is it any different from OP (your) image In fact OP (your)'s image is worse, just some kid having a laugh, whereas these homos actively chose to upload those videos
Chelsea got fucking battered
didn't post OP retard. i said >>157634509 actually.
aw not having a good time with this leaked video of his gay little dance
uh oh sissy melty
Thread ruined by the schizobabble.
>Thread ruined by the schizobabble.
and here comes the poowaiti
>>157634764I'm noticing a trend
>>157634581Battered in the head
mantroony biting at my every post kino day for the "footballs"
PGMOL still kneeling by letting "Big Black Gabi XL" (yes that is an actual nickname Arsenal fans gave him) kick people in the head as reparations
>>157634581BATTERED(no card)
>>157634653AI
>>157634319Looks like a tomboy to me.
>>157634786>>157634810Kek
You VILL buy a ticket for the Sabah game. Be a good customer at once!
>>157634807Footie is a contact sport. It wasn't intentional. If you support such faggotry, i highly suggest you to watch La Liga or any southron football league really, as the refs will call out fouls incessantly
>>157634841women are narcissistic
Mo Sabah!Mo Sabah!Raping Transchester Dilated on the Champions League!
literally who the fuck are sabahahahahahahawhy do manure get protected in europe too?
It's kino, let's be honest. We've got three amazing kits this season, and believe me when I say we've had some shockers in the past.
>useable thread the past couple of days>suddenly goes to shit
>>157634810This is entirely rogers fault for grabbing konsa with both hands.
They keep using the same three players too. Coyle because he's the local hero, Herrington because he's young and ethnic, and Stroud because he's just so damn pretty
>>157635036Why are you a fucking rentboy
>>157635036no one asked
>>157634807No one calls him that you absolute weapon
okay so the hull fan is gay
>>157635076Only every other Friday
>>157634810picked up like a little sissy boy LOL
always laugh when big clubs are being discussed and any of the ones from north london get mentioned lol
>>157635076It's not me it's one of the other two
>>157635192There's *three* Hull fans here!? Mauled is the only real one!#JusticeForMauled
>>157635140yeah you'd love breaking bucks wouldn't u
>>157634983the thread is the same you just feel personally slighted
>>157635217Done him there >>157634983You've been done t. OP
>>157635217>>157635237There was none of this gimmick shite the past few days.
>>157635192>t. young burt reynolds
>Leon Goretzka has suffered a knee injury and won’t be available before October.kek
>>157634906Is this hull?I don't understand, how is this crest similar to the tiger from their home kit?
Cundy isn't accepting any of the ref arguments and said Arsenal were the better side.......... it's so strange.. almost like the official commentator for Chelsea TV knows more than the United and Liverpool customers of /epl/...........
>"There was a group of ex-Tottenham players who made the journey up.[to Forest], Paul Miller, Pat Jennings, Ozzy Ardiles, Mark Falco all made the journey up there, hoping it was going to be a win," legendary Spurs scout Bryan King told Football Insider. >"And to be honest, all of them sounded quite disappointed, although a little heartened by the performance. But these guys have made the journey. The players are aware of it." I think Tonali (who cost £100m) is going to have to start playing good football now. He's upset Ossie Ardiles for fuck sake. Who's he going to annoy next, Ledley King?
>>157635612AI
>>157635612not really a battle if it's just the three teams now is it
>>157635463>A three crowns design is the coat of arms of the city of Kingston upon Hull, a large port in Yorkshire, but this design sees the three crowns stacked vertically and relates back to the Royal charter of 1299. The emblem is used by the city council and the city's two rugby league teams
>>157635702Could move Palace back down there, but Sunderland feels just a level above those other teams.
>>157635463>>157635716Pic related is the crest of Hull Football Club, who despite the name are a rugby league team
>>157635612did you change it from the last time? looks like you have
>>157635696faggot
well that's a pretty bad way to start the spursy season
can someone do a gimmick where they post webms of all goals scored the past weekend
>>157635845This was it after last week. Moved Leeds, Sunderland, and Palace up a level and moved some teams around a bit.
>>157635889No.
What's their endgame?
>>157635722I think Sunderland will struggle due to Europa.
Manchester United's Project 150 was officially launched over 2 years ago. 2028 is the deadline. They are no closer to achieving this goal. In fact, their prospects have only gotten worse!
>>157635716>>157635732Oh how very intersting.
>less than 3 days of rest between sabah and city matcheshow very fair, why cant the sabah game be earlier?
>>157636261didn't they only sign like 3 players or something?
>United fans are stressed over a game against an Azerbaijani club founded 8 years ago.
>>157636991Don't forget it's also a home tie. United fans are embarrassing
Love from Azerbaijan
>>157637212>Don't forget it's also a home tie. United fans are embarrassingbased
we're about to go on a winning run, trust the plan
I still don't quite understand why shelsea surronded the referee in that game last season in their pre match talk
>>157639063>can you believe this shit
Bin dipping directors leaving Liverpool all summer. Scouse RATS jumping off the sinking ship. Finally admitting they got their pants pulled down for sqWirts and sparrow legs Isak..
Still Angry with Liverpool FC at 5am again!
how long can arsenal get away with it?the fact that nothing was done after how last season went genuinely makes me think they might be able to keep doing it...
today games
>>157639156Brugge 1-1 VillaPorto 1-3 CityDortmund 2-1 VillarrealAEK 2-1 LASKReal Madrid 2-1 InterLille 1-1 Betis
Remember: The LiDF is watching 24/7.
For all the things that divide us, grief is a universal language and a defining part of the human experience. At some point, every one of us will love someone we have to say an earthly goodbye to.I am still learning how to walk through each day carrying the grief I feel for my Jadon. Some days I have a vague understanding of God’s plan, others I don’t, but I trust Him completely. He is my only strength. I also know grief can be lonely, and sometimes hearing someone else put words to it makes us feel a little less alone.I wrote this for anyone who has lost someone they love, anyone sitting in grief now, and anyone who someday will.Suffering does not get the final word. Only God does.
>>157639156When will Chelsea and Tottenham play??
>>157635612>>157635912Don't know where this belief that Nottingham, Tottenham, and Evertham aren't going to be battling relegation is coming from.Also, this is going to go down as one of the worst seasons on record, with some random shitters getting into Europe places. You can just get rid of the title challengers tier completely and blend "Mid-table" and "Competing for Europe" together because the quality of teams is a plateau of mediocrity.
last time united were on CLstill the same 3-man defense
>>157639156Club Brugge 2-2 Aston VillaPorto 2-1 Manchester City
>>157639543Forest, Spurs and Everton aren't going down. The clubs between 6th and 17th (last season) are of a similar quality and share too many points between themselves to risk going down, as they're all 5-10 points better than the promoted clubs.
>Spurs aren't going down when they were 17th for the last 2 seasons with one being decided in the last gameweek
>lelshea>title challengers
>cthey/themlsea
>>157639950I never said all of them will go down, I don't think there's a chance of that. Maybe none of them will flush, but they will be in the battle for sure.
>>157639139Get away with it?They're being actively helped by pgmol minigames
>>157639434I feel this about Jota's brother
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
randomly remembered david coote, scouse agent really hacked his pc with a bunch of kiddie porn just to punish him even further
>>157637236True, all is well
>>157639239Did they know about oktober 7th?
>>157640096Was just more irrefutable evidence that ABLs are mentally deranged
>>157639878Incredible that these shitters got to the CL, look at all those frauds
>peeked at spuds' forum>they have their own matchthread schizo
>>157640295Which user puts the threads in the correct format with line-ups and channels?
>Liverpool have agreed a front of shirt sponsorship deal with Turkish Airlines worth more than £300m over five years. Club believes it is the most lucrative FoS deal in PL history. Begins 2027-28.
Chelsea just can't stop scoring [paragraph 1 of 12]
Arsenal fans obsession with Spurs is what holds them back from being a serious club.
free kick from Brazil’s 3rd division last night
HUGE LEDLEY KING NEWS >We are delighted to announce that Ledley King will be inducted into our Hall of Fame. >One of the best central defenders of the modern era, [...] Thierry Henry described him as one of his toughest opponents. https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/1089040/ledley-king-inducted-into-our-hall-of-fame
>A non-league goalkeeper from London has been chosen to take the throne of a kingdom in Uganda.>George Desmond Kamurasi, the captain of the SE Dons in Bexleyheath, south-east London, has unexpectedly become leader of the Tooro people in the east African country.>Kamurasi, 36, was chosen as the next omukama, or king, of the subnational constitutional monarchy in Uganda, after the death of his cousin, who previously held the rolelol
>>157640459>Here is how the recent lineage breaks down:>King George Rukidi III (Grandfather to both Oyo and George Desmond; ruled 1928–1965)>King Patrick David Matthew Olimi Kaboyo II (Oyo's father; ruled briefly from 1965–1967 before monarchies were temporarily abolished, and again from 1993 until his death in 1995)>King Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV (Cousin to George Desmond; ruled from 1995 until his death in August 2026)>George Desmond Kamurasi (Selected in September 2026)Best of luck to him surviving to 2050
i see aw is still having a melty over the leaked dance video....
hows this thicc zesty nigga so fast?
>>157640442I mean it is a bit weird for them to mention Henry innit
>>157634319OP is jealous he can't dance.
>>157640519Pretty sure Minteh is faster than all of those
Oh goodness gracious me, what a rip-roaringly sensational galivanting run our very own Starboy just made into the box.
>>157640639Neither can the mong in the OP.I do like that the spastic who joins in is wearing a shirt with the name and number of a woman footballer.
Harry kane getting a balloon door
>>157640671He's getting a bigger gong than that. The Spurs Hall of Fame is a-knocking, then he can finally sit alongside Steffen Freund and Darren Anderton.
you think aw does that little jig every time he clicks submit on one of his melty posts?
>>157640639Tummybros
>>157634319>>157640639If I did this at the MKM I'd get brayed
>>157640832thing you can do at the mkm: george galloway impressionsthings you can't do at the mkm: have a little dance
>checking vozinha after WC>got signed by colo colo>realized he only played 1 league match so far>checking chilean league and where colo colo stand>currently 1st, 14 pts ahead of club in 2nd, when there are still 8 league matches left
>Joseph Barton
>>157640858year locked up without a trial is a bit madtoo many foreigns clogging things up one would suspect
the results are in
>>157640858what did he tweet this time?
Supposed to go to a concert tonight but I'm so fat and lay in bed all day that my stamina has genuinely gone to shit, can barely walk to my jobbie appointments without huffing and puffingDon't think I'm going
>>157640374fucking grim I hate turkroaches and indians, what is happening to my clubis this what happens when you start winning the PL?
>>157640639>>157640667>>157640798>>157640832why does that "man" have a handbag
>>157640992It's obviously her bag and he's holding it. Are you retarded?
>>157640639>a-am I still on the screen?goober behaviour
>>157640984You were warned.
>>157641051but it's not punjab airways and idk what kabbadddi is
>>157641057>idk what kabbadddi isit's a good reference is what it is
>>157641057You will and you will enjoy those koppadoms.
Arsenal are just too good. On the flip side it's bizarre how much chelsea have spent on tons of players but still look weak in most positions.
As Florian Wirtz was substituted during Liverpool’s draw at Newcastle United, the German midfielder sat on the bench, retrieved a bottle of dark red liquid, and began to drink cherry juice — the latest must-have supplement in elite football.Other endurance events, especially professional cycling, have been using it for several years.In simple terms, cherry juice targets the muscle inflammation caused by exercise, known as oxidative stress.
Florian sat upon his tuffet, drinking his red juice fair.
>>157641079Can you get muscle inflammation by doing nothing?
>>157641087yeah your mum is a dead fish and still had her muscles inflamed
>>157641087He does a lot of running ahead of the ball, the most infact.
Cherry Cherry Bomb!
Man Utd ruined my week again
>>157641118You live in Malaysia, how much worse can your week really get?
>>157641079>a bottle of dark red liquidIt was craahhnbrry juice
>>157641121/mug/lasia is grim
>>157641093kek
>>157641121Pretty great here desu. The haze (thanks Indonesia) is pretty bad now but at least we are not getting invaded by foreign pajeets and muslims LOL
>>157641136could you even tell the difference from the natives?
>>157641186IKR this brown cunt thinks he any different to all the other brown cunts.
Malaysia more like malaise-AAAAAAAHHHH
>>157641189the kuwaiti (or whatever desert hes originally from) is the worst offender
I like Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore and would not mind living in either of those countries. I find it quite bizarre that all these places have an inexplicable presence on here however.
>>157641206tourism guerilla marketing tactics
What was the name of that liverpool "prospect" that Sheffield United bought and then he scored like 1 goal in 3 seasons.Always chuckle that Liverpool put a big buy back clause in there, acting like he was going to be a big player when they were just flushing a turd
>>157641248I no longer chuckle at it because Liverpool have been scammed multiple times since then and for a lot more than the £20m they got from that deal.
>>157641283Genuinely though what was his name because i want to see where he is now
>>157641295Jay Spearing
>>157641136Your nation is 60% muslim. If you don't like Islam, fuck off.And you can thank islam, otherwise Malaysia would just be another degenerate brothel shithole just like Thailand is
>>157641345Are you a convert or did you arrive on one of those boats?
>>157641354Did you vote for an Israeli candidate or a British candidate last election?
>>157641199They are all equally brown in my book.
>>157641415kek gottem
thread level: uppity
>>157641415explain
>Jordan Ayew signs for Sheffield Unitedmemba when he was good?Anyone?
Wonder if the fatty went to the concert or just stayed home after all.Gonna pop on the tele to watch ashitton villa take on the mighty brooge followed by real madrid shitting on inter
>>157641345based
>>157641199that part he's iraqi btw, immigrated to poowait
>>157641649I remember when you couldn't get the ball off him but he couldn't hit a barn door so it didn't matter
Sol Campbell is a Spurs legend who even won the league at White Hart Lane, he should be in the prestigious Tottenham Hotspur Hall of Fame ahead of Ledley King
>>157642413Wasn’t Sol a famous bender?
>>157641295Rhian Brewster. At the age of 26 he has still got more goals for the England age groups than he has league goals.He tries really hard but his hamstrings are made of cornflakes. Most of these appearances are him 'getting 10 minutes in the legs'.
>>157642413you do the jig as you posted that aw?
>>157640642so is Elanga
>>157641248they did the same thing for solanke but he actually ended up ok
>>157642755Jordan Ibe as well. Was soon playing in non-league. Currently unattached.
>>157641820Remember when he disappeared into his containment Arsekek general for months when they bottled the league for the 4th time? Truly a fat, cowardly, brown nonce, like all Arsenal fans
>>157643798>Arsenal fansGrim mental image
spurs team at the start of the Poch era (22 years old or younger in 15/16)...Tom CarrollRyan MasonNabil BentalebEric DierHarry KaneAndre DeYedlinDele AlliHarry WinksJosh OnamahBen DaviesClinton NjieA mixed bag of career success!
man city are kinda washed lads>>157644026Israel to close UK consulate in East JerusalemThe Israeli government will close the UK's consulate in Jerusalem in reaction to the UK sanctioning goods produced in the occupied West Bank, Israel's foreign minister announces."A united Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel, and it is under the full sovereignty of Israel... Any foreign activity in the region must be made in the conventional and agreed-upon ways, without any intervention in Israeli sovereignty," Gideon Saar says.The closure is significant because the consulate represents the UK government in the West Bank and Gaza, working on "political, commercial, security and economic interests between the UK and Palestine".This move is likely to damage the UK's ability to help Palestine, as it does not have an outpost in either the West Bank or Gaza.Saar also announces that 12 publicly elected British officials will also be banned from entry into Israel, whom Saar accuses of being "involved in anti-Israeli and antisemitic activities".He also says he will "expel British representatives in from the International Centre for Assistance" in Gaza and Kiryat Gat in Israel.While UK "activities for training PA [Palestinian Authority] forces" in Ramat HaSharon in Israel will also be banned."We will also take retaliatory measures based on our discretion. The message to any government that seeks to harm us is clear. Those who act against Israel, Israel will act against them, and they will lose up their influence and relevance in the region," Saar adds.
>>157643798>Remember when he disappeared into his containment Arsekek general for months when they bottled the league for the 4th time? Truly a fat, cowardly, brown nonce, like all Arsenal fansYeah I remember and I remember he did the same thing during the 2nd half of last season when City were putting on the pressure
>>157644096All dead now of course
>>157644446Mad that its not even a boycott of Israel but just goods in one specific area and they still chimp out
Apologies lads i'll post more often since you lot are this intersted in my talking points
>>157634810KWABOTW
غنِّ حين تكون فائزاًأنت تغني فقط حين تكون فائزاً
>>157644446>UK's ability to help Palestinekek who writes this shite, UK have been pointing out the best places to bomb for the Israelis for almost 3 years
>>157644702Just reminded me of when it was literally illegal in the USA to boycott Israel
shitty is turning into a chimpout team
>>157644901What do you mean "when"? It still is and Florida have already threatened to suspend trade with the UK over this.
>>157644906they're copying arsenal?
>>157644901>waskek
I'm surprised no one went for guirassy this summer. Someone is definitely spunking £90 million next summer
>>157644982he's at least 30
>Since 19/20 only 7 clubs in the PL have lost 100+ games>Wolves>West Ham>Everton>Southampton>Palace>Villa>Spurs>Of these 7 only 1 has spent over £1bn on transfers since 19/20>Spurs>Spurs
aw been having a melty non stop since the dance video lmao
>>157644096Never forget how much the media kept pushing all of these dickheads as world class especially Eric Dier
>>157640442look at the comments there even obsessed with arsenal they literally have no identity without arsenal they also lost this match 5-4 at WHL LOL!
Eric Dier and Harry Maguire are world class because they're "English"
>>157645379Correct.
>>157645379Part of me would like the owners to just be open and up front about how we are and will remain a mediocre mid table club now and stop all this nonsense about actually competing again. It's been like this for years now but obviously no one can say anything because it will damage the 'brand'.We just don't have the money or ambition to compete any more. Ineos I do think are trying but it is absolutely doomed to fail, the overhaul of the squad is nowhere near fast enough. I don't think it's why we have the same problems year on year no matter the manager or signings that come in. No one in that dressing room truely believes they are there to compete and you see it in the performances.Sad state of affairs really. It's so depressing to see the same things happening again this season and no one really believes we are going anything other than another up and down season where at best we might put a run together that gets us top 4 or maybe to a final but we'll still be miles of the top team and there's sure to be a few more embarrassing results along the way to put in the record books just like the last sorry 13 years or so.Okay we'll sign a few defenders next season will we? And then what about if Bruno finally starts to deteriorate or the likes of mbeumo, sesko and cunha get dragged down by the negativity like all our other signings...which is already happening seemingly. Ineos plan is pie in the sky, its a nonsense, how they belove that will work in the current environment is so utterly clueless its beyond belief. I have no answers for any of this but the club is and will remain a mess for a long time to come.
>mfw my United may never be a serious competitor to anything anymore
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN ARSEWOG?
>>157645834dave lad theyre top of the league and undefeated and we are in the bottom half..
why on earth would Spurs on their _official site_ announce Ledley King finally making it into their Hall of Fame and the key part of the article is about how Henry apparently didn't enjoy playing against him (meanwhile Henry lost zero matches against Spurs)
>>157645720what the fuck is this gay tranime post about boys spreading cum on each other?
>>157645834there he is kek
>>157641129What is it your period?
>>157646124just a cheeky banter between friends la
uh oh hully bros the flood is coming
>>157646817Indog and Malaysissy cumming on each othergrim
kino
>nominated for stat padding against shitter and not even from open play
>>157646922Shit player, even shittier captain.
>>157647122but enough about rice
There are people in there that use the women's football generalyou should rope
>>157647233Go to sleep graem souness you're past your bedtime
>>157647725shut up bitch go back to Iraq ya fat cunt
Alrite graem lad
People just hate arse cause they aren't arse
>>157647725Good morning saar I speaking the veddy bladdy good English yes? I speaking to want get good at England language lol l
Declan Shite basically plays as a 3rd center back and his entire game is doing lung busting runs as far as the center circle and then turning around to pass to a fullback but for some reason Arsenal fans think he's their Gerrard/Lampard/Scholes
is Enzo Fernandez good now?
>>157648274what did he do
>>157648225tell me about cavan and count meath
Dekkerz is a gentrified knacker
>west ham can suddenly string some wins
Why di hell Spurs ago use dem own official website fi announce say Ledley King finally mek it into dem Hall of Fame, and di main ting dem choose fi talk bout na how Henry supposedly neva enjoy playing against di man? Meanwhile, Henry neva lose not even one game against Spurs. So wah kinda nonsense dis? Man dem really a reach fi find something fi big up King with.
Hope he dunks on Arsenal again just for old times sake
>>157648225>the ghost of hogwheelsspooky
Hall of famer Ledley King1 knee1 trophybut an Arsenal player spoke about him so we have to put him in
Giggs crawling out of his hole and coming out with a thousand stories of complete bollocks
>>157650245>everton
>>157650499Amazing how they survived relegations by starting 40yo Young week in week out
>BREAKING: The Premier League's Key Match Incident Panel has concluded that there was one missed VAR intervention at Villa Park. They believed Arsenal should've been awarded a penalty for Ian Maatsen's challenge on Bruno GuimarãesArsenal are winning the league with the refs, VAR and PGMOL all being against them. Incredible team.
>>157650566This will derail the thread now cause the schizos will get uppity.
>>157650617>customer defence force
>>157644446>SaarWill he redeem?
>>157650566Saw Dale Johnson talk about this, they also said that it should've been a second yellow for Maatsen but the biggest problem overall and one for all teams is they said VAR should have intervened, they still aren't getting that balance right.
>>157650803This one decision going against them is why it'll be justified when PGMOL win them the league (again).
Everyone have jobs and lives now or something?Thread is dead
>>157651485made some hilarious posts about a certain team who can not be mentioned only for them to disappear leaving me feeling rather disenchanted
>>157651485Well you know one particular person certainly doesn't
>>157651701Is epl the most jannied general on this site?I got a 3 dayer last week for agreeing I don't like women. Was only in jest and clearly in line with general board culture.
>>157651485Dave died so a majority of abl spam stopped
>>157651485a lot of people are out getting their last wobbles in as summer draws to a close
>>157651740i made the original post complaining about them and got a 3 day too i guess we have a giga simp in here
>>157651778
>>157651859Janny got a girlfriend or reassignment surgery
Some people tell me the game has not gone
>>157652184nah the games gonethey've been using pornstars to attract the hind and simp audience
>>157652184This is from 2019
>>157652184>Dynamo ZagrebFor me it's Shepshed Dynamo>>157652305Was going to say, it can't have been recent given there's only three opponents listed.
>>157651939>Janny got a girlfriend or reassignment surgeryKEK
>>157652324based sheep shed
he's got a sheeps on his hedhe's got a sheeps on his hedhe's got a sheeps on his hedhe's got a sheeps on his hed
>>157651740>>157651859He's american btw.I will get to him in time; when he least expects it.
>>157652410would be the only good thing you've done in your fat fuck life
>>157652184This club has won more CL trophies that Arsenal btw. Those City fans you mock have celebrated a treble win.
>>157652464and still has no fans, don’t be upset shitty :(
>United finally back in the Champions League>Still playing on Thursdaykek
>>157652581Thursday is the night for traditional champions league action, well established for years
>>157652581one match every 3 weeks bros.....
KWASC (kek what a sparse crowd)
are tottenham finished as a big club?
>>157652790When were they ever a big club?
>>157652790>finishedwhen did they start?
Mountie posting some bangers today
Arselol will lose today and get BATTERED on Sunday by SunderGODS. We would have beaten them last game but Caicedo was injured and PGMOL Red Cartel bias riggi'd it by not sending of Gashbriel. Napoli are a good team, strong Italian defence and have actual strikers. Meanwhile Arselols are being forced to kill their best players AGAIN to scrape 1-0 wins against Villa (who got BATTERED 4-0 by Shiteon). Flopvertz and Declan Shite are already dead, their defenders are dead and Saka has a hamstring made of sugar glass. They'll get countered tonight and lose 2-0, easily. Maybe more since it's at home for Napoli.Then the poolapse starts against SunderGODS who battered them last year as well at the weekend. Just have to hope Manpoo beat Cheaty and we'll sneak above them in goal difference.
Press F for Starboy's shattered hammies
>>157652581It's just UEFA making more money. You spread out the games over three days so you can have a 'big game' every day. They'd do it on Friday and Monday if they could.>implying United vs Sabah is bigUnited bring in a lot of money and loads of fairweather fans will watch it to see them batter Sabah and rivals will watch hoping they lose (they won't, they'll win 5-0 easily).
you're telling me there's a club named viking who don't even have a logo on google in europe but treble winners celtic aren't? game's utterly gone
Arselol ago lose today and dem go get BATTERED pon Sunday by SunderGODS. We for don beat dem last game, but Caicedo dey injured, and PGMOL Red Cartel bias riggi am by refusing fi send off Gashbriel. Napoli na proper team, strong Italian defence and dem get actual strikers. Meanwhile Arselols dey force dem best players fi kill demselves AGAIN just to scrape 1-0 wins against Villa — and Villa sef just get BATTERED 4-0 by Shiteon. Flopvertz and Declan Shite don already dead, dem defenders don dead, and Saka hamstring dey like say dem make am from sugar glass. Tonight dem go get countered and lose 2-0, easy. Maybe even more because na Napoli home ground.Then di poolapse go start against SunderGODS, who batter dem last year too. All we need now na make Manpoo beat Cheaty, den we fit quietly sneak above dem for goal difference. Na football, anything fit happen.
>>157652873If you watch Talkshite's Spurs thing it opens up with EUROPA LEAGUE WINNERS 2025 as one of the images. Full of fans in comments talking about how Arsenal have 'no European trophies' (they have two but shh) forgetting Spurs' last won a title in the top division before England won a World Cup.
Mudryk dem gone got injured seen?Mudryk pon deya mashed up hammies seen?
>>157653109Wetin to know about Mudryk wey many pipo don dey expect
>>157653109Ankle injury, not hammy. But he's used to it. Not like he's kicked a ball for 2 years.>>157653093Retard AI user, typical Arse customer.
>calafiori injured>MLS injured>havertz injured>tzolis injuredoh no no no no no no no no no no
6-8 weeks damn. thats a long injury
>>157653141wargwarn
the bellingham stopper is starting against leeds tonight
Chelsea throwing on almost all backups vs leeds
LETS GO SNEEDS
Chelsea Vs Leeds in champion league??
>Kick-off has been delayed at Stamford Bridge owing to a fatality on the Underground near the stadium.really makes you ponder
>>157653809really makes one do a right old fink
>>157640992>>157641021>he didn't hold the handbag>he didn't have sex with the hot girlngmi
If Arsenal want to nick the Barcola song how about:>Gabi! Why do you miss when you take a penalty? Du du dudu du, du du dudu du
What was the drama with John terry and someones wife again?
>you now remember Lucas Torreria
here come chelsea and leeds... and it's live!
CHADbeck hatty in coming.
rentboybros we'll be reporting them in our droves tonight
champions league night at the bridge
So... what do ABLs have to say about Ronald Araujo being the best RB in the Premier League?
>>157654630at least give it until january stop acting like Dave
Chelsea
Rogers with 4 assists cor blimey cor am dinkin
Leeds taking a page out of Ledley King's book with that shoddy defending
Rogers better than Rice
>>157655785>Ledley King's bookHenry Mentioned Me Once: The Ledley King Story
OFFICIAL: we are permitted to talk about Chelsea tonight
Ruined my night that
>>157655899>Dave is black
So you're telling me Manchester United are playing some team called Sabah FK on a Thursday night and we're supposed to believe it's in the Champions League?
>Mudryk out for 2 months
>>157656097him and kulu takin the fokin pisslaffin in are faces
Lelds can fuck off
Hopefully Chelsea have used up all of their goals and will now fail to score against us on Saturday
jwu
>>157656096ABUgods always make me chuckle
How the fuck does Norway have 2 teams in the CL
>>157656670how many does sweden have?
>>157656670Bodø/glimt got pretty far the last couple of seasons
>>157656096United have been a staple of traditional Thursday night champions league action for as long as I can remember
>>157656670>Bodo>Glimt>VikingNow lads, I was never the best at maths but...
>>157657010bodied that meatball eating freak
>>157656670fuck off abdi
I think United will draw against the malaysian side tonight
>>157657295u hate the Malaysian United fan because he's not a Muslim
based vegan
>>157659671I never considered supporting Palestine until Forest Green Rovers said something. Good that they took a stand.
>>157657010heemed that elk bothering berk
happy eid-al-kirk my /epl/ bros
jack frost with the trvthnvke
Chelsea’s midfield and defense are god awful and apparently their bench players too.
really enjoyed all the chat about chelsea last night! glad to see it's still ongoing this morning
>>157664664Done a comeback against the mighty sneeds in *checks notes* the EFL cup
>>157664625not reallyarsenal, man city, liverpool, arguably a couple of other teams have more 100m players in their teams
>>157664681lelds conceding 6 goals in a single half does seem strange though
McBurnie (£130m)Coyle (£105m)Tzolakis (£200m)
Arsenal won last night
Arsenal scraped a 1-0 against low tier opposition last night
>>157665056Sounds like how they scraped a 1 goal win against Chelsea and acted like they did a PSG - Arsenal (PSG battered Arsenal)
good news: i may join in to watch the the united-sabah watch at 2am because for tomorrow i'll have a WFH
>>157653809It was only about 10 minutes
Azerbaijan should not be in UEFA
>>157664939Didn't watch the match myself but am sure the billion(its 2 billion now) pounds bottlejobs played their hearts out against leeds C team.Based welbz did score so there's that though
don't get this meme of plastic customers of billion pound squads having a go at other clubs for spending money
Yeah, I'm thinking >we're back
>>157665207*back to relying on your midfielders to score because the 250 million ++ forwards can’t
Most baffling story of the day: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c783ndd7ge2o>Mauricio Pochettino believes Chelsea should be stripped of the Premier League title for 2016-17, when his Tottenham team finished runners-up.>Chelsea were fined £10.75m in March after being charged by the Premier League for historical breaches of competition rules. The club also had a six-point deduction "set aside" on appeal. Antonio Conte's Chelsea team finished seven points clear of Pochettino's Spurs in 2016-17.>Chelsea owners Todd Boehly and Clearlake Capital self-reported 74 breaches of Football Association rules when they purchased the club in 2022. The Blues admitted making £47m in secret payments to unregistered agents and third-parties over transfers between 2011 and 2018.>Pochettino, who managed Spurs from 2014 to 2019, said: "We should win one title, one Premier League. We should have been awarded it. [Chelsea] were punished, they admitted, so that's it? The title should be for the team that was second. It's true that we didn't compete with the same rules. It's completely fair to say that we didn't compete before the start of the season with the same card.">The current USA coach led Tottenham to the 2019 Champions League final during his five years in charge of Spurs. They did not win a trophy during his time there, with his best Premier League finish being that second place to Chelsea in 2017.>"Maybe with the same rules, if we apply the same things, maybe we could've signed some players that would have made the team better or scored more goals," added the Argentine, who later became Chelsea boss for the 2023-24 season.>"It's not me complaining - it's the truth. If they admitted they broke the rules, the Premier League title was for the second-best team. I'm not scared to say the truth. The Chelsea fans will be upset with me because I'm saying this, but if we were at Tottenham and broke the rules I'd admit the same."
>>157665459>It's not me complaining(it is)
>>157665459Spoken like a man who edits his own wikipedia page
Flop manager begging for a pity Premier League trophy Last season's top scorer begging FIFA to cancel his contract All's well in N17
>>157665459What else would you expect from someone of this height?
>>157665459>[Chelsea] were punished, they admitted, so that's it? The title should be for the team that was second. It's true that we didn't compete with the same rules.hes right you know
>>157665812Need to end that fraction nonsense. Should always be round down
>>157665846Luis Suarez was the one I noticed it with first I think. Now his just says 6'0. Rounding it *up* seems to be the hot new cope.
Not sure what Spurs' plan was with Richarlison, obviously they were annoyed he rejected Everton but then they demoted him to U21s training so he's clearly not in De Zerbi's ridiculous plans yet refused to sell him to Turkey.
chelsea scored a touchdown last night but missed the extra point, and leeds only managed to score a fieldgoal #banter #nfl
>traditional Thursday champions league action finally herenearly shot out of my bed like a cannon I did
>>157666202getting a bit overly traditional for my taste, could do with a freshen up
poowaiti cries about shitty being an oil club and lelsea spending money most self aware aw
don't talk about the embarrassing spurs news stories or the yds will rise up and cry online
>/epl/
Y Derangement Syndrome (still not allowed to say the full word though)
seems like one of your own is mad about chelshit though? obsessed much?
>aw woke up
>AIEEEEEE CITY >AIEEEEEE LIVERPOOL >AIEEEEEE CHELSEA>heh they're obsessed with my arsenalWest Indies IQ
>Read Sky Sports last night>Chelsea "see off" Leeds by scoring 6>Arsenal get a "dominant" win against Napoli (1-0)The ADF are working for Sky now?
>The Dave curse has vanishedABUGods it's time to become ABAGods
>>157666373Chelsea conceded 3 and were losing 2-0 until they subbed off 700m of flops is probably the point, I suppose actually reading the articles could help you next time.
>>157666395Cheers aw I'll do that (I won't).
2 billy to play like Stoke (and only beat Chelsea by 1 goal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9vRbNX5t4I'm excited to see him on Saturday. Hopefully Chelsea don't bum us like they did Leeds.
certified moment (TM) moment
>>157666469Chelsea are fucking shit and concede for fun, you'll be fine.
R9 The Kane Replacement taking his club to a tribunal
Champions league games tonight
>>157666672must be a day that starts with thurs
rare kek from me, leafjeet
Gory made it to Buckfast Abbey
>>157666469I am thinking 3 goals
>>157666715wonder if the abbey gets any money from them using it
>A non-league club have condemned a person who has been approaching players to make transfer and wage offers while falsely claiming to be their manager.>Gainsborough Trinity, who play in the Northern Premier League Premier Division - in the seventh tier of English football - say the individual has contacted "a number of players" across different levels of the non-league pyramid.>Chief executive Matt Boles said he wanted to make it "categorically clear" communication over potential deals had not been from manager Russ Wilcox or on behalf of the club.Have to be fucking twisted to imitate Russ Wilcox, he's a great bloke
>>157666800They make tons of money from the gift shops and the monks make cheese as well
>Alisson has picked up an £8,000 fine for misconduct following a furious outburst in the wake of Liverpool's 2-2 draw with Nottingham Forest last month. >The Brazilian international was unable to hide his anger as he left the pitch, leading to a confrontation with stadium equipment that did not go unnoticed by match officials or the governing body.
>>157667234this even after Forest got fucked over so it should've been 3-2
https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/2098018663874101743Arsenal fans constantly reminding the world why everybody hates them.The look on Rory's face when the arsenal fan confidently says Rice is better than Souness kek
>>1576673183x European Cup winner Graeme Souness?
You can spam Sports Bar clips but not if it's laughing at shitty little Spurs otherwise he'll cry about it being for the biomass or somesuch /brit/ nonsense
>>157667234someone should chinned the cunt
>>157667327The same, same fanbase who believe Saka is the greatest PL winger ever
Liverscum having been up for an hour digging through betamax tapes in the Granada sport archives to prove some point to themselves and themselves only
You've set AW off now....
just a few more blatant replies to myself to drown out that alisson news
>>157667234stadium equipment deserved it la, chatting mad shit
Graem you played plumberball and you were a mediocre manager, fuck off delusional cunt no one cares about your talkshite discussions
LADSPlease rank the Premier League's most annoying fans from 1-20
>>157667572is mr souness in the room with you right now, abdul?
give me the lastest on the current schizophrenics
>>157667575power law distribution curve with arsetards in the fat head and everyone else in the long tail
>>157667234I heard one of the cheeky refs put 97 on the board.
>>157667575No.
>>157667604It's literally the same as the past 2 years, 1 schizophrenic Arsenal fan who's here and in /brit/ 24/7 and spends all day talking to characters he made up
genius Spurs handing the keys and £500m to a bloke who's frozen out their top scorer and also tossed the players and medical staff under the bus
>everyone I not like is one person true, real schizophrenia fuelled that post
aw hasnt been the same since the dance video droppedpositively lost it
this is sad even for you dave (190) lad.
R9 is trying to get his contract cancelled. FIFA has done it before. But pretty sure R9 could cancel it and just pay to do it, right? But he wants some money? If the issue is about not playing, surely he could just go 'I'll pay out my last year myself, let me go' or something. At worst he'll have to wait until Jan.
>>157667907>I'll pay out my last year myself>A modern day soccer star ever saying this>A modern day *Brazilian* soccer star ever saying this
>>157667907He'll get it cancelled and Spurs will get the 2016/17 Premier League as a consolation prize to keep them quiet over the £12m they could've gotten for him
>>157668070I’m from the future, Tottenham will win their first premiership in 2086.
>>157668105>Tottenham will win their first premiership in 2086.ya they will...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>157667575Arsenal wogs/pakis/women-power gap-Lifelong Liverpool permavictim scousers-power gap-Forrun plasticsPlastics Arsenal office lad soiboisEuro/Irish LARPersBig sixersDepressed spudsNorthern scum Newcastle, Sunderland etc "Well run" B teamsFulham posh boys MidtablersNewly up "I preferred the champ" fans-power gap-Villans are alrightEverton are alrightLeeds are alrightForest are usually pretty sound
>>157668777>manure hindus not in the top 3 lol lmao even
>>157668777kek not bad to be fair
>>157668804Forrun plastics is literally third on that list >>157668777Please stop masturbating if you are that blind.>>157668777Checked for truth
>>157668777shit list
>>157668917Calm down faggot
In my dreams, we're going to win the league.
Why are United going full strength in the Carabao Cup? Are they that desperate?
The glitz and the glamour of the UEFA Champions League. Sabah FK at home. Jumpers for goalposts.
>leipzig
>>157669348Good to win innit
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!?!
>>157669348Because Brighton will be going there with the intention to beat them. The two sides aren't too far away in terms of quality and ability.
falseflagging because no villa fan would be a lil bro or feel like a victim enough to cry about liversneed
Gory and Barry are in a pub in Plymouthhttps://kick.com/goryphotos
Wait, I thought Mount was injured for the next few months. Did I dream that news?
>>157669938He was already on the bench last week. It was just a light injury for his standard
>>157669841no one cares about the parasocial relationship you have with streamers you dumb turkroach bastard, here's your (You)
>>157670346calm down angry bitter lad
>>157670363shut up black arsenal troon
>>157670367why would you think im aw?that freak seethes as much as you
>>157670380the way you type gives it away awgo polish parteys black knob with your mutt single mum u whiny bitch
>>157670399well youre wrong and angry and bitter
A STATEMENT win by the mighty trans devils!
>>157670418sounds like something a low iq aw gorilla would say repeating himself all night
It's hilarious that aw and yd boy love watching streamers KEK.
all this 3/4/5am seethe because shit ledley king was inducted into the hall of fameyou'd think he'd be over the moon with the news
ynr that time Tran Dilated had to put out a full strength side to beat some Azerbaijani farmers
>>157670550Maybe he thought someone was taking the piss after they used that Henry quote to give Ledley King some credibility?
>>157670581Shameful. Shameful and disgraceful. Fold the club.
>>157670581ynr that time Tran Dilated had to put out a full strength side to beat some Azerbaijani farmers at home*
>>157670550do the jig aw
>>157670739bodied the trans disabled dilated freaks, shame the main one isn't here to see it anymore
posted without comment.added a full stop because i'm 'ard.
>>157670804Is that freak wearing an Arsenal shirt with the name of an Arsenal women's player on the back?What is going on in North London?
>>157670804For me it's a fat White deano cunt that lets his daughter burn coal that's banging the chair with the water bottle
>>157670804why is the slag in the back looking back and nodding and leaving at the chav wearing a cap?
the slaughteres of sabah
Lammens finally kept a clean sheet (again a team that would equivalent to a Vanarama Conference League side), WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157670804oh so thats why they call themselves gay gooners
so why is aw always angry?
>>157670615I actually thought that was a fake quote until I saw it there On the official site no less At least use a player who played alongside him and is already in like David Ginola but still they do things differently at Spurs I suppose
>>157671099hes mad about ledley king and that video of the dance or somethingdont really get it
will be linking the x video tomorrowthat's what we do here now
Pissed off because it could've been 3 wins and 1 loss to start the season
>>157670833let me know youd tell your daughter who she was and wasnt allowed to date?really lay the law down would you would you? command respect?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1789094918635343.mp4
>>157675914fucking lol'd so hard
>>157675914Lol
>>157675291>t. black worshipper
>>157675914he's got the same type of mouth as Jimmy carr
>>157667234>confrontation with stadium equipmentwhat did it say
>>157668777good list
>>157668777>leeds>everton >scabsShit list
This should be interesting. Are Chelsea next to be mauled by the tigers?
zubi zubi zubi doo where are you we got some work to do
>On Wednesday, Liverpool started Wirtz, Isak and Barcola against Atlético Madrid, and became the first team in history to field three £100m players in their starting XI
>We are delighted to announce that Lewis Hall has signed a new long-term contract at St. James' Park.well dorgu and amass for the future it is
>>157678221Certainly not the last hehe if you catch my drift
>>157678221kinda crazy how none of them was remotely worth their respective fees. But then again, which 100 million signing was worth their money, Rice?
>>157678567penaldo
Imagine a fan of a club that has won 0 (ZERO) CL trophies trying to insult a club with 6.
>>157678567>But then again, which 100 million signing was worth their money, Rice?Kek. Nice one. Next you'll say caicedo
>>157678579You mean "customer"
How many lives in 3rd world countries could be saved with 100 million GBP?
>>157678221I thought the likes of Real, PSG, or Chelsea had done it before...
>>157678732could've happened earlier if enzo didn't exile himself when both rodgers and caicedo played
Some bits of fuselage are on the towers, they think its all over.
This week's UCL result:>Tuesday 8th SeptemberClub Brugge 2-3 Aston VillaPorto 0-2 Manchester City>Wednesday 9th SeptemberLiverpool 2-1 Atletico MadridNapoli 0-1 Arsenal>Thursday 10th SeptemberManchester United 4-0 Sabah FKThis weekend's Premier League fixtures:>Saturday 12th September15:00 Aston Villa - Nottingham Forest15:00 Chelsea - Hull City15:00 Liverpool - Fulham15:00 Bournemouth - Brentford15:00 Crystal Palace - Ipswich Town17:30 Tottenham Hotspur - Everton (Sky Sports)20:00 Sunderland - Arsenal>Sunday 13th September14:00 Coventry City - Brighton and Hove Albion (Sky Sports)16:30 Manchester United - Manchester City (Sky Sports)>Monday 14th September20:00 Leeds United - Newcastle United (Sky Sports)use this for next OP
>>157678567Bellingham?
>>157678567Rice & Bellingham only two confirmed over last 5 years?
We are relieved to confirm that Sorba Thomas is unharmed following a road traffic accident near to the club’s Cottingham training ground.The club is aware of images of Sorba’s car circulating on social media and can reassure supporters that he has sustained no injuries and emerged from his vehicle completely unscathed.
new: >>157678960>>157678948how did he even manage that
>>157678948Takes skill to flip it like that on such a narrow street
