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fuck lyrics posters edition
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From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.

#removegary
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Fuck I was going to make a Flyers thread
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>previous
>>157559335
>>157559335
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/playoffsbound/
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now gangsta ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
some got killed in the past
but this gangster here was a smart one
started living for the Lord and i last
now all gotta say to you wannabe gonna be
cock suckin pussy eatin prankters?
when the shit pops off what the fuck you gonna do
damn it feels to be a gangsta
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>>157637198
That’s right bro!
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>>157637162
we lyrics post here tranny btw still tiny
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>>157637260
kwab true also nyla has aids kwab
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TUSKS UP
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>>157637260
Shut the fuck up troon
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>>157637273
we don't sign our posts here
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>>157637260
Can we also post electronic and post rock music?
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>>157637282
sure bro
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>>157637278
absolute banger of a post, bravo.
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>>157637279
Which is why I didn’t (:
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If my stacked team doesn't make the finals this year I am done with hockey. You have been warned Gary, don't disappoint.
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>>157637343
gare uses an astrolabe to pick the winner every year
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>>157637343
nobody fucking cares nerd kwab
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>>157637343
Oh no the Devils are going to lose half of their fan base
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>The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
>And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
>And a dark wind blows
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>>157637372
KWAB
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one time Scott Hall cut a promo and went
>Ay yo Bret, you were talking about honor and dignity
>me and Big Kev were in the back and we just want to know we don't care
popped my retarded ass
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I wonder if she watches the pwhl
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>>157637440
holy grimola im finna pukeala
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>>157637440
holy yuckola
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>irish genetics at age 25
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>>157637440
based hobo lyra. i doubt she watches hockey she's irish
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>>157637506
the only irish that ever drew was Sheamus on the 1-800-FELLA gimmick
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based bayley tits
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bayleys shoot name is Pamela and that name has heat with me
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>>157637383
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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t-mobile arena sighted my knights play there
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at work for another hour then two days off. gotta go pick up dad's glasses tomorrow maybe visit mom's grave :):
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>>157637837
cool blog post bro
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>>157637837
stay strong bro! your weekend awaits :)
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>>157637876
thanks bro
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>>157637725
is this real???
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thinking about sending an insta dm asking vaq if she'll sit on my face since she dumped that deaf kid
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>>157637837
I think I remember you, did your mom have issues with either her stomach or lungs? Either way I'm sorry for what you went through and hope you're doing ok
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>>157637993
her lungs were shot yes! thank you, that's really kind.
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>another goyim working on labor day
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When does hockey season start
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>>157638063
im working on my book
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GENO MALKIN
SIDNEY CROSBY
GEORGE ROMERO MAKING MOVIES ABOUT ZOMBIES
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>dad has glasses
>weak genetics
>works on holidy
>moms already dead

jesus
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>>157638134
many such cases in /hoc/
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>>157638134
>holidy
gms
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>>157638134
I wonder how much longer my 79 year old dad has
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>>157638134
How strong is the BPD gene
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>>157638134
F
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I PUT HER ON THE GUEST LIST AT THE SHOW
AND NOW I GET TO WATCH YOU DANCE LIKE THE OTHER WEIRDOS DO
WHOOAAA OHHHH
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Huomenta but the opposite
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HEY HEY
WHERE HAVE GONE
YOU USED TO BE THE ONE
THAT WE LOOKED UP TO
IT SEEMED LIKE NOTHING COULD BREAK YOU DOWN
HOW HIGH WAS YOUR PRICE
WAS IT WORTH IT
NOTHING IN LIFE IS SURE
BUT ANYWAY YOU'RE GONE
I GUESS YOU WEREN'T THE ONE
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the premier dimeless gimmick of the summer: quoting shitty pop punk
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>summer
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>>157638423
Yeah we're all real punx here that's what the casualties guy said
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jesus. this is the shit you guys are listening too ?
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>>157638451
yeah
Dan Panic was a pure artist
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hocky song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxACfLyMrJ4
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Avril is the only Canadian punk rocker i listen to
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>>157638177
five years
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I HATE COMMIE SCUM
I HATE COMMIE SCUM
I SPIT ON THE RED FLAG
I HATE COMMIE SCUM
THE LADS ARE THE STREET TONIGHT
LETS GET THAT COMMIE SCUM
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For me it's Don Cherry's Hockey Hits.
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>>157638488
modern ai slop SUCKS
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>>157638488
>sands
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windy won
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vegas should sign mitchell miller
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>>157638677
The only guy from my highschool who managed to play in the WHL fucked my very first oneitis which feels like a form of abuse or hazing. Am I eligible for compensation?
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tell me when i'm telling truths
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>>157638715
>buhbuhbuh you cant go to the nhl cause you said nigger one time when you were 6
hows does gary plan on filling up 8 more teams with draconian laws like this?
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>>157638715
I like how every north american guy with a rap sheet and/or who has already given up goes to slovakia
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>>157638772
i dont think carter hart has ever played in slovakia
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>>157638677
good québec and maritimes boys don't rape their teammates
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>>157638715
I saw a video of him doing a meet and greet wherever he plays and the lineup was super long and the thing that struck me was how everyone in the lineup was white and in the general area as well, tons of beautiful women too. I bet russia is not as bad as the news says it is.
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>>157638790
farter shart was nearly a stanley cup champion, that's far from giving up
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friendly reminder before the season starts, /hoc/ stands with EM
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>>157638855
do we?
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>>157638855
I do the splits with EM.
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ya know what band is underrated as fuck? no use for a name rip tony
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>>157639147
i was gonna say static x
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>>157639147
Tldr but tool
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>>157639147
evanescence were cooking
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>>157639211
grim
>>157639213
pretentious dogshit
>>157639233
no they were not
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>>157639147
stratovarius
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>>157639262
based
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>>157639262
i can get on board with this
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>>157639233
They were
Don't listen to that other poster BTW . he listens to sum41 in 2026 as a personality trait
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>>157639298
couldn't be me tranny i listened to sum 41 when all killer no filler came out in 2001 and then grew up
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>>157639250
Actually, if you look at the Origin album, it was somehow Christian fake goth girl autumn there. No idea why
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>>157639332
i'll take your word for it king
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>>157639147
shit yeah mang
Also
Face to Face
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>>157639619
ahh yessir
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logged into poe2
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>>157630639
lordy
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>>157639759
what was lauren kyle doing in mississippi?
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>>157639770
faceblind bro
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>>157639759
No foids allowed
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wildlandschad wya bro
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The "Preds in the Community" thing was never an accident they're taking in good humor. They knew what they were doing. They chose the name because they knew it would be funny to have the Predators play at the Gaylord Entertainment Center.
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mildcuck fangay wya girlypop
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>>157639788
sounds like /hoc/ isnt for you then
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welp ram sucked
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>>157639859
>e-slop show sucked
to the surprise of nobody
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>>157639845
1993
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Oh Black Betty, Sam Hallam.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9M3GVejHNE
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>>157640015
i should give these guys a shot someday. i've heard they're good but most people i've ever met that likes them are hippie retardbros who also like primus which is unlistenable trash
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>>157640017
yeah primus sucks and prog rock is gay. ween is pretty cool though.
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[Elite league news]
The Manchester Storm are back in their big arena after 24 years
https://ilovemanchester.com/manchester-storm-make-history
Their previous rink only had 2140 seats.
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3 more weeks until the season starts
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CRAWWWWWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN
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tundra is by far the shitties biome bro's
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>>157640045
Be alot coooler if you had actual news
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/hoc/'s life force is running out
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NHL 27:

>-Uses generative AI for the commentary

>-Advertised accurate goal horns and goal songs as a selling feature. Goal horns and songs are not accurate in-game.

>-Likely uses generative AI for other aspects in-game and development.

>-Has the worst face scans of any NHL game I've ever seen

>-Still has legacy glitches from previous gen games. Not just previous games, previous GENERATION OF CONSOLE games!

>-Made EASHL pay to win by locking player attribute points and skills behind battle passes.

>-Brought "back" connected franchise mode but the mode doesn't have ANY progression. Each season you play just resets teams and players.. Nobody ages. There's no entry draft. There's no fantasy draft. There's no free agency. Stats don't accumulate. Nothing matters.

>-Be a Pro appears to be untouched from NHL 26.
Gary needs to step in and take away EA's licensing rights. They are actively doing harm to the product of hockey and the NHL and has been doing that for basically 10 years.
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Huomenta
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>>157640636
The nhl deserves better
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>>157640636
I just want to play as the general manager and sim.gamea, is that too much to ask?
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>>157640124
I had my account banned for talking shit about Jonathan, fuck them kiwis.
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>>157638677
>>157638727
i wonder if 17GAAnon got hazed
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/48022/kevin-jebson
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>>157641106
Hazing is just part of hockey boy culture
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I have realised that the reason why I don't enjoy NHL as much anymore is that the play offs have become extremely monotonous with the same few teams making the finals every year, I don't think it has been like this since the 80s

>Only one metro team made the final in the last 8 years
>Only one central team made the final in the last 5 years
>Since 2020 only 2 different central and pacific teams and 3 atlantic teams have made the conference finals
>And only 3 different teams in the metro since 2019

I really hope we see some new teams make the finals next year or this divisional play off format has to go
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i hope the sunbelt continues to win cups to make redditors upset
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but i agree with the playoff format being shit
it should be a random draw with NO seeding or conferences
let the president's trophy winner play 1st place in the other conference in the first round if their balls get picked after each other
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>>157641190
kek you laffs fans can't do anything right
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>>157641195
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>>157641140
Yeah there are only so many kings vs oilers matchups we can sit through
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I've played defense all over Rhode Island
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>heh le seethe
Why are chuds like this
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>>157641270
You ever play at brown?
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where my wardogs dawgs at?
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>>157641358
Yea I went to Brown after my career with the Drumheller Dragons was over
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BASED Nintendo not giving the fans literally anything besides the bare minimum on the zelda direct
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for me it was the phantom hourglass on the ds
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for me its hockey discussion
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for me its bret hart vs hakushi feud from 1995
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23 days until sharkies opening night
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sharks are a tranny team im afraid
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Just like the knights
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Cope tranny knights rule
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>>157638064
3 weeks, unless you count the expedition games as
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>>157641270
Cranston?
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>>157641065
Or maybe not dude
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forgot about the tranny nazi livebarn family annihilator
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>>157640636
You could've just stopped at "EA makes a game"
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Fraser Minten got a 7 year contract btw
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>>157641819
Fraser Minten, Luke Hughes, Penguins Finnish guy, welcome to the Thrashers
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>>157641819
Who
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Taking a stinky Jesper Bratt in the office
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why not just relocate winnipeg and calgary to the "expansion cities"?
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>>157641825
Bruin
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>>157641819
We’re just making names up now
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>>157641895
i guess bro
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>>157641895
'nadians do that a lot
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>>157641843
humiliation of a nation needs to be paced and canada has suffered enough of that recently
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Based hasek
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>>157642085
Has he posted about Palestine yet?
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>>157642006
https://www.tiktok.com/@ishowclipztv2002/video/7421324410398706976
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>>157642085
I believe I can fly
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>>157642006
Grim
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Donnie & Dhali bros we are so back!
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>Quinn Hughes is slow rolling Bill Guerin
>He's going to leave a semi-contender to play with his brothers
Lmao
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>>157642006
Lucas Beckman should be deported for that moustache
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>>157642198
Devils are better than the Wild
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>jewel ericsson ek top center
>contender
jen kek even
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>>157642267
its a heated rivalry league now, chud.
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FLAMES
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>>157642459
>cancels pride night
nothin' personnel, homos
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why would anyone have pride in being an abomination before God
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>>157642489
gary didnt cancel second season of heated rivalry.
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>>157642376
source?
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>>157642085
we asked Dominek Hasek to win a cup and he was carried the entire time
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>>157637440
I weirdly like her distraught homeless look better.
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>>157642459
When will Crosby come out of the closet?
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>>157642376
>devils are better than the wild
the devils have a jew boy who keeps getting injured and supposedly the worlds most underrated player yet can't make the playoffs in the retard division.
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>>157642589
there are quite a few anons that have repeatedly told /hoc/ that markstrom is utter shit but apparently you think otherwise.
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>>157642554
he won tho
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>>157642459
A gay man in current year would never style himself that way. That is the stache of a straggot.
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>>157642581
when his jock strap is completely obliterated
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why are americans so desperate for the greatest current player to be gay?
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>>157641819
>laffs
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>>157642869
I don’t. I want him to reproduce while he’s still fertile. He’ll be a leftover soon
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>>157642909
being a limp dick infertile freak before 40 is an exclusively american trait
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>>157642680
bud and mitch did too
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>>157642869
I want the nhl gay civil rights pioneer to be some chud no one likes
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>>157642966
Brady Tkachuk?
Jt miller?
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>>157642085
Nuke Prague
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>>157643113
Still can't believe I got to fuck Crosby's butt in its prime.
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>>157643121
fag
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>>157643121
Shut up Matthew
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these are the homosexual members of the Calgary Flames Hockey Club
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>>157643202
bit redundant, no?
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The Columbus Blue Jackets
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>>157643141
Lewd
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>rags
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>>157642085
>Trump is like Hitler and Stalin
Commodus really screwed up not continuing the genocide of the Czechs
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Flames and Islanders
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>>157641819
>7.2 million for 35 points
oh im laffin
(at the overpay)
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>>157643388
Are shit
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>>157643408
>laffs
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>>157643408
Would you rather be paying 11.6
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>>157643408
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>>157642589
Thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>157643211
Jen
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What was the name of that russian kid who was drafted high and then coked himself out of the league, he was like last seen threatening to kill a taxi drivers entire family and bragging about his mob connections? what was his name, what is he up to these days?
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>>157643773
That was me. I'm coding and banging fine nubian princesses these days.
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>>157643658
yes, i could unlock petey
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ogredrive off and running
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I beat pikman
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>>157644159
Great to see the O Dog alive and well.
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>>157644217
Got a pic of his ass?
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>>157644217
ODog is alive
Really kyper and bourne is dead
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real 1er and bud
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galcheniuuk
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>>157644170
Congrats!
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What the fuck does Quinn Hughes want?
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>>157644481
He actually has 1 year left on his current contract and is under no obligation to publicly discuss his plans for where he signs next. These dipshit wild fans and writers can't fathom that he might not want to play in MInnesota.
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bud1
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rip pavol demitra
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>mildcuck fan gay
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>>157644481
cap max and a nmc
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>>157644759
>fan gay
forced trb meme
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>>157644481
$20 million a year, not in Minnesota
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>>157644788
lurk moar
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>>157644481
He wants to be on a good team
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where is hellicuck getting traded to?

Maybe a three team trade where:
Wild: Get a D man
Some third team: Gets Hellicuck
Jets: Get Hughes for year
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>trb already bubblin
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>>157644788
t. rb on a proxy
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>>157644882
raped retard
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>>157644807
queer off less
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summers over morons you can drop your shit gimmicks now
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xhe rb desperate for a timeless meme like bud1 to end... KWAB
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>>157644830
yeah you are
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>>157644968
turn on your monitor
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>>157644992
Wow I see a retard
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>>157644928
newfag
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CHECK IT OUT NOW
TRBS BROTHER
OWNS THE HOUSE NOW
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>>157644950
Erm 2 weeks chud
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>>157645008
t. trb after turning his monitor off
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>>157645011
>queer queering off 24/7 says nufag
Ycmtsu
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>>157645062
>doesnt deny it
got em'
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>>157645031
Do you see yourself when you turn yours on?
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>schizo asks if other people see themselves on the internet
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>>157645118
Who are you talking to?
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>>157645122
myselves
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1605 days of losing to bud has fried xis brain
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>>157645085
>queer doubles down on the queering off
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>>157644950
I’ve saving my true gimmick for October
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>>157645187
o-dog october
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more like cucktober
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>>157645231
Yeah for you
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>>157645251
can't be cuck'd if i don't have a gf
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>>157645259
You totally can be if you are a fan of one of the 7 canadian hockey teams
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>>157645267
why stop there, 24 american teams also lost last season
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>>157645306
canacuck teams lose every season
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>>157645306
I can think of over thirty reasons
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>50% of NHL teams
>mostly sunbelt(easy mode)
>hasn't won a cup in over 3 years
What's up with the west?
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>>157645306
And who won the cup anon?
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>>157645339
The CSA
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>>157645335
that's where all of the recent expansions and relocations have been
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>>157645346
Imagine being this broken because your entire country cannot win a single Stanley Cup
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>>157645346
damn straight, y'all
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>>157645027
wow!
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>>157645339
the carolina hurricanes
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>>157645341
Crosby is too old
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>>157645365
>>
>shad/tony khan want to purchase an NHL expansion franchise

this is gonna be kino
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>>157645378
Who and why should we care? Go play soccer faggot
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>>157645378
would be a conflict of interest, it would guarantee the hockey kwaboty every year
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>>157645378
no milly?
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>>157645378
Who?
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>>157645378
saar!
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>>157645378
you got the e-cord bubblin' like trb with this post
>>
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>>157645391
was the melty really necessary here?
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>>157645325
>>157645329
the flyers havent won since 1975
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>>157645419
Name 1 hockey brand
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>>157645421
...and then there's >laffs
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>laffs
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>>157645421
so Canada is just as bad as Philadelphia? that's a harsh recrimination and also fairly honest
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>never forget
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>>157645470
Omg who the fuck cares? Besides you
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>>157645473
robots
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>>157645473
was the melty really necessary here?
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>Omg who the fuck cares? Besides you
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>>157645483
Like this one? >>157645486
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>>157645486
he's from philly
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>>157645473
Why did you do it ?
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>>157645498
Don't like robots. Simple as
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>Don't like robots. Simple as
Bigot
https://youtu.be/sFZjqVnWBhc
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>>157645555
>>157645555

>>157645555
>>157645555

>>157645555
>>157645555
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>>157645555
very nice
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I think, as long as we don't make any robots that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, we should be in the clear, as for as robots are concerned
>I also feel that as human beings, we ARE our own worst enemy and are destined to destroy our only home in a desperate bid to control everything
Where is the god damn hockey, Gary? fuck sake
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>>157645665
>enegger
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>>157645665
TRB larp post
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robot hockey would be fun
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>>157645670
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>>157645677
build Gary the perfect hockey robot and he'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams
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>>157645677
Might as well have robot fighting and fucking too then
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business idea: robot bud and robot trb
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budbot won
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>>157645690
we have robot fighting on TV
and robot fucking is a past time that many people enjoy at home
>so it's only a matter of time before China makes it a common past time sold all around the world in department stores
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robotrb lost
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>>157645723
budbot raped you
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>raped by a robot from long island
cmtsu
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>>157645723
Kill yourself trb
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trbot got his exhaust pipe lubed by budbot on 04/17/2022
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>>157645758
true budbot's piston was red hot that day
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they're already using puck dropping robots to train faceoffs
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>>157645767
that's good news, maybe they could automate the whole rink so officials wouldn't need to pause games to review film
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>>157645762
a red hot piston to contrast the frigid easter air of that unforgettable evening
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>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>Feedin' the poor and helpin' out wit they bills
>Although I was born in Jamaica
>Now I'm in the US makin' deals
>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>I mean one that you don't really know
>Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
>Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
>Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
>Some got killed in the past
>But this gangtsa here was a smart one
>Started living for the Lord and I'll last
>Now all I gotta say to you
>Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
>When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do?
>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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>>157645867
>>
>idaho man to leave partial inheritance to robot from long island, NY -Boise Gazette
it just keeps getting worse for trbot
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>>157645881
>just late night filing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wlk8cEg2s80
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>>157645883
i always confuse ohio and idaho
like austin, massachussets
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>>157645921
That's because you have shit for brains
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>>157645921
idaho is sort of like canada where europeans mispronounced an indian word and then applied it to a whole area.
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>>157645921
those don't seem very confusable to me
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just logged in after another day at the Hard Work Factory
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>>157645946
nice now give me the money punk
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>>157645910
I'll file you late night
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budbot is scheduled for a driver's license software upgrade
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>>157645910
I miss these commercials. So good
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>>157645982
My passport expires soon I can't go to japan without it
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>>157645946
Someone has to make those dildos. You're a hero
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imagine if bud got to meet the emperor
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>>157646023
and someone has to buy them (trb)
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>>157646019
big dick nick suzuki?
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I'm so poor I can only afford preseason tickets :/
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>>157646042
it must be hard for him to sacrifice his limited income
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>>157646077
>the post before this
kwab xhe complained about xim/xer's limited income just in time
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>>157645767
I thought about this at length, and I think now that the Puck Dropping Robot is an expensive boondoggle, Gary
>My money will be placed elsewhere
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>>157646075
same :(
at least we'll enjoy some hockey
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>>157646092
that elsewhere being dildos
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your taxes pay for rapeys wheelchair and retard wrangler
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>>157646119
our taxes paid for the burrito delivery and the easter rape
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>>157646119
his retard wrangler is doing a bad job
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>>157646075
i've been to a couple of ahl games and its vastly more pleasant than the big league
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>>157646119
/hoc/ posters only pay alcohol taxes
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>>157646132
cope she's trying her best look what she has to work with
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>>157646136
i wish i didnt have to pay sales tax on garys slop
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>>157646134
this
although I'm curious to see how tame the crowd is that the Salt Center
the prices for food and drink sound reasonable as well, wondering how long that will hold out
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>>157646119
>>157646136
No tax on the res
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Lookin like a wet Wednesday
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>>157645894
What in the actual fuck
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>>157646181
no millies either kwab
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any fAzE clan retards in the chat?
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>>157646199
No rain here
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>>157646270
uh oh
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>rags
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>>157646243
for me its heavyjew
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my girlfriend's last name is Hart im going to marry her and take her last name and go bald and grow a shitty beard and turn libtard
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>laffs
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>>157646297
what a fuckin unit
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>>157646301
nice orange man is about to get butt fricked
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>>157646312
*grabs you by the throat*
back the frig off?!?
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>>157646312
Jlmi
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>>157646301
The canada libtard party is approaching japanese ldp levels so that's just a business decision
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>>157646342
dont like the Godless japanese myself my grandfather got torpedoed by a jap submarine in the scorching summer of 1942 i have generational trauma from hit
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>>157646361
sheiit imagine if he knew you were shitposting on a tranime japanese website
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>>157646419
he died from alcoholism before I was born I carry his legacy
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new shannon just dropped
lolirados confirmed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=74NZ9_H9AVw
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>>157646270
The blue jackets will have to pay this retard $20 million right?
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we dont watch manlets with girls names here
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>>157646452
>>
ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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>>157646741
He have the most virile sweedes of any gen on this board
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>>157646446
>>157646446
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>>157646836
most heemable too
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>>157646452
yes
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Just watched sleepaway camp
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Carly Rae Jepsen heavily implied that she named her son Ilya after the character from Heated Rivalry
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just looked up a guide kwab
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just called a tow truck kwab
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>>157647151
raped bitch
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going to bed early bro's
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>>157647393
night night
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Throwing my name in the hat for the Red Wings GM position.
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>>157647436
They call me weed highzerman
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just tried to pay for food delivery with my debit card at the door but they wouldn't accept kwab
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>>157647436
They know about all your detoilet post
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>>157647447
One time i ordered dominos pizza and when the guy showed up he wouldnt accept credit card but there was no indication on the website and i was drunk and the driver put me on the phone with the manage and we were just shouting obscenities at each other for like 2 minutes then I hung up the phone and tipped the driver 10 bucks because he was very apologetic and had clearly experienced this before.
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>>157647482
was the driver White
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>>157647393
sleep tight fren <3
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>>157647502
No he was some persian kid, i live in an area with lots of iranians. This was like 10 years ago before the jeets tool all those jobs.
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>>157647520
grim
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>>157647447
another W for cash chads
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>>157647536
Iranians are cool for the most part except the ones spying for the regime
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>>157647554
I would spy for the regime because i am the ultimate opportunist
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>day old bread
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>>157647571
I hate this guy. Him and Jeff Hardy. Fuck em.
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new
>>157559335
>>157559335
>>157559335
>>157559335
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>>157647571
him and bret are from my hometown
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>the city of cincinati in idaho
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>>157647710
Wrong
please update your geographical Almanac
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>>157647710
>>157647736
oops
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>>157647750
None of those have echl teams you need to go to a bustling metropolis like cincinnati, ohio for that
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For me, its Gary, Indiana
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>>157647758
I too am fond of shooting at electrical workers trying to get the power back on after a horrific storm.
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>>157647796
>be a burger
>get shot
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gary put the bears in gary as a threat to the rest of the sports world
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blue birds scored
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do hockey players even need to wear cups
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>>157647849
yes even ladies wear them
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>>157647849
Jock straps
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>>157647858
sounds performative
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>>157647858
The girljocks wear jills
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>>157647849
of course they wear jocks and cups
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have to use the captcha KWAB some tranny got mad at your boy go knights bro's
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUvFruyqx4U
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>>157647334
based
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>>157647340
emotion is a 10/10 record bro
>>157647346
>>157647363
cope i didn't do those things i did however preorder the limited edition textured foil physical copy of the ocarina of time remake that releases november twelfth
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THIS IS TWINK GENOCIDE
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>>157648089
OH NO NO NO KWAB
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>>157648232
kek fuck you bro
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>>157648229
i think he's spent
lil hutson also won't last at this rythm
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>>157648232
I havent owned a nintendo console since gamcube and ds lite
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>last upload 4 years ago
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>>157648323
It wasn't a very huo menta on september 11th, 2001 when I was boarding a school bus in northern new jersey
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>>157648232
imagine ordering a deluxe edition of a game just for the guide kwab
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>>157648353
She definitely has a cool lesbian gf by now, possibly even a pwhl player
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>>157648370
>She definitely has a cool lesbian gf by now
It should have been me...
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new zelda movie's official title is: The Legend of Zelda
>>
zelda (nintendo) is for kids
real men play pc (cs2 or tarkov)
>>
GONNA DO IT LIKE THIS
WHERE BROOKLYN AT
WHERE BROOKLYN AT
WHERE BROOKLYN AT
>>
I GOT 7 MAC WW'S ABOUT 8 .38'A
9 .09'S 10 MAC-10'S THE SHITS NEVER ENDS
YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY RICHES
EVEN IF YA HAD MC HAMMER AND THOSE 3 57 BITCHES
>>
cody's dog pharoah died bro's rip
>>
kwab get fucked cody
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Read a rumor the other day that said Cody is actually Dustins son he had when he was 16 or whatever
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See any good movies this off season?
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>>157648918
whos the goober in the middle
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>>157648888
Saw the directors curz pretty good
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>>157648939
Who doesn’t know Colby Armstrong
>>
SO DONT DELAY
ACT NOW
SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT
ALLOW ID YOUR STILL ALIVE
SIX TO EIGHT YEARS TO ARRIVE
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>>157648918
>imagine the smell
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>>157648888
>saw directors cut
big check holy tits /hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>157647849
never know when a teammate might give you a cheeky sacktap
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>>157648973
pretty sure thats a brand of cheese smartass
>>
shit cheese
but cheese
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business ideas:
NYI Hololive Night
FLA Sanrio Night
CAL Nickelback Night
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>>157644824
Lmao Hughes will not go to winnipeg. Its on everyones no trade list
>>
>>157647849
Lucic would check to make sure players were wearing theirs
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>>157648353
She turns her back on the tesm and then they finaly make the playoffs
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my man twistzz!!1!
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>>157649389
weren't they going to eastern conference championships when she was around
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>>157649481
Yeah
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>>157649481
reminds me a particularly chilly easter eve
>>
cringekino
>>
>Carney: "Every time we choose to buy Canadian, travel in Canada, we're sending a message: Nobody in this country is in the stands. 40 million of us are on the ice."
refs joke etc
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>>157649509
why wont she do nude scenes
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UNDER THE PALE MOON
WHERE I SEE A LOT OF STARS
BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH
OOH ÒOH OOH OOH OH
>>
I SAW THE SIGN
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES
I SAW THE SIGN
>>
LIFE IS DEMANDING WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING

NO ONES GONNA DRAG YOU UP

TO DELIVER THE LIFE WHERE YOU BELONG

SO WHERE DO YOU BELONG??
>>
OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH

OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

THEY SAY IN HEAVEN

LOVE COMES FIRST

OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
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>>157649540
good tune
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HE WAS JUST A ROOKIE TROOPER
AND HE SURELY SHOOK WITH FRIGHT
HE CHECKED OFF HIS EQUIPMENT AND MADE SURE HIS PACK TIGHT
HE HAD TO LISTEN TO THOSE AWFUL ENGINES ROAR
YOU AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE
>>
>>157649481
Toss him bud
>>
GORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
GORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DAY
HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE
>>
EVERY NIGHT
I HOPE AND PRAY
A DREAM LOVER
WILL COME MY WAY
GIRL TO HOLD IN MY ARMS
KNOW THE MAGIC OF HER CHAR.S
>>
CUS I WANT
A GIRL
TO CALL
MY OWN
A DREAM LOVER
SO I DONT HAVE TO DREAM ALONE
>>
imagine if i said "shit gimmick" 900 billion times then reflect on your posts
>>
DREAM LOVER
WHERE ARE YOU
A DREAM LOVE
OH SO TRUE
>>
CUS I WANT
A GIRL
TO CALL
MY OWN
A DREAM LOVER
SO I DONT HAVE TO DREAM ALONE
>>
Real retard hours
>>
lyrics posting was fine for summer but its gotta stop by october
>>
I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB
LATE ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD
AN ERIE SIGHT
WHEN MY MONSTER FROM THE LAB
BEGAN TO RISE
AND SUDDENLY
TO MY SURPRISE
>>
It felt like /hoc/ had more sophisticated taste in /mu/sic in off seasons past. I don't know why we got so into pop punk this year.
>>
HE DID THE MASH
HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
HE DID THE MASH
IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THE MONSTER MASH
>>
C.O.P.S.
CENTRAL ORGANIZATION OF POLICE SPECAILISTS
FIGHTING CRIME
IN A FUTURE TIME
>>
I GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN
I ALL SMILES AND NEVER FROWN
SOON I WILL BE PRESIDENT
>>
CALIFORNIA
UBER ALLES
CALIFRNIA
UBER ALLES
>>
NOW IT'S1984
KNOCK KNOCK ON YOURE FRONT DOOR
IT'A THE SUEDE DENIM SECRET POLICE
THEY HAVE COME FOR YOUR UNCOOL NIECE
>>
bleak state of /hoc/
>>
HEY BABY

YOU FOR GIRLFRIEND VIETNAM
>>
NGMI
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>resident homos dont like tonights song lyrics
Like i give a fuck. KWAB.
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https://x.com/SpaceWalkerReal/status/2095588185615266001

go rangers go islanders
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>>157649693
i always forget is butchie ranked or isled?
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>>157649693
NYC is a shell of its former self. Queens in the 70s is the most insane shit you'll ever hear about a "1st world" country.
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>>157649707
usa "people" are fucked in the head
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Kino!!!!
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>>157649726
I've been enjoying the reverse world cup experience of their football people coming to Melbourne this week and discovering what a nice place is like.
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>>157649698
Islanders but i keep mixing him up with hermann goering the nazi
>>
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER OFF ALONE

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE
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>>157649750
>>
omg ai cooked please build a data center where my roommate currently lives
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>>157649769
won't that be quite loud for you
>>
new
>>157559335
>>157559335
>>
real new
>>157649814
>>157649814
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>>157649649
>ESL version of DK lyrics
>leaf flag
To tell the truth, saar, I'd rather not say.
Just keep your poos inside your pockets
And designated streets will be okay.



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