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Posting song lyrics is queen behavior
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Afraid of the loo, we can not save ourselves.
To redeem is not enough.

Yes saar, I Will.
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>>157649837
tejas has fallen
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>>157649822
This
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>major peepee
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hello out there
we're on the air
it's bud1 night 2knight
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
vince? still
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>>157649879
still tiny tranny and guess what? nyla has aids KWAB
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zamn
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>>157649839
Not on norm green's watch
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*buys the deluxe edition of a remake of a 30 year old game just for the guide*
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*calls a tow truck just for a tire*
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finna buy the zelda pro controller too prolly
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
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>>157650140
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hate when some faggot from alberta responds to me
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>>157650140
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fake trb begone
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I wonder if Gavin will get a complimentary amulet
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>>157650183
KWAB
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>>157650183
I’m thinking bud won
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>>157650183
would this shit be happening id Sid hadn't stayed with Mario?
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>open wwe vault
>6 hours long video of every ppv main event from 1996
Bssed, im gonna sleep well tonight
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>>157650260
might follow your lead on that one
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>>157650258
maybe, but it's a good thing anyways. the veteran player can impart his priceless knowledge and wisdom while the rookie returns the favour with special... favours
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>>157650274
I love when they out up stuff like that. 1996 was my firat full year so its extra based.
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Why are shorks suddenly collecting goalkeepers?
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>>157650280
Who did they get
Askarov hasnt proven himself yet again
Somebody needs to take montembault of the habs hands
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>>157650283
comrie
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>>157650280
they need more for the cuda and in case of drama as ravensbergen is still doing a training montage.
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bret put his glasses on a down syndrome kid prolly someone like this guy >>157650294
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>>157650280
because askarov is going to get an offer sheet for 10 million x 5 years since the cap and goalie market is all retarded and shit
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>>157650283
>>157650291
They just signed Ilya Samsonov, so they have 4 NHL goalies now.
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>>157650318
grier might have plans to trade ned/askarov, so then he'd have:
askarov/ned as starter
comrie as backup
ilya as farm team/call up for injury relief
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good morning hoc :]
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shawn just beat bret hart at wm12 KWAB achieving the boyhood dream on this vault marathon
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starting the day with a stinky nico hischier
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Who is in the wrong here?
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home sick bro's kwab
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>>157650729
bunch of frens around town been getting a cold bro is that what ya got? hope i don't get sick that shit's gay
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>>157650728
he even looks gay, that's crazy
It's always the forehead
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>>157650764
fever and sore throat kwab
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Sabres will be good again this year
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>>157650813
source?
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ded swedes will save this ded thread and ded sport
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my dabres :)
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>>157650728
connor mcdavid's been in the finals twice in the last three years
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>>157650280
can't believe they made him apologise for this
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> Oilers' Connor McDavid Loves Seeing Players Taking Control Across NHL
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Date a center? Don't mind if I do!
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>>157651184
Shut the fuck up you God damn retard
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>>157650728
I agree that the league should contract to 24 teams
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>>157651233
DEIbros...
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>>157651233
>Maclean
>friedman
two repulsive human beings, shan't be watching their new ghoulish programming
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How did the Islanders fall off from such a high perch? They were good for like the first ten years of their existence and then just became infinitely shit and have been since.
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>>157651378
because Mike Bossy couldn't play for 50 years
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>>157651378
They have Lou as their GM
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>>157649822
/hoc/ is more cultured than /mu/
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Very easy connections today. Not sure what Wyna is thinking
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Word on the street is McDavid is nearly finished with his social skills class
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>Plan the parade
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>>157650318
sweeds and 'nadians with a russian goalie. yeah they're winning the cup
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>>157651785
I want to see celebrini in playoffs
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>>157651842
shut the fuck up nerd
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>>157651785
And then you'll turn off your Xbox
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from now on only real canadians (Albertans) and real americans (Montanans) can use this thread. All the rest of you queers can and should leave. basically no more poors.
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> Edmonton Oilers Sign Free Agent Alex Formenton After 4 Years Out Of NHL
EMbros, it's like she's being teabagged all over again.
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>>157651938
*slashes the tires on your lifted truck*
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#Alberta51
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>>157651981
Carter Hart lost
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>>157651996
Source?
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Wish we could institute an IQ test before posting in /hoc/ to keep out the albertans and montanans
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>>157652021
Him crying
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formenton sucks lmao why would you sign this dude
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so who are the west' contenders then?
just colorado and vegas?
unlikely minnesota unless they get larkin somehow
anaheim and san jose are a few years away
utah??
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Non Albertans and non Montanans having an absolute melty over being reminded of their place, you love to see it.
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we can't forget about north dakota
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yeah we can
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why does the new canada jersey have fishnets?
>>157652139
sure we can, where is it even
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Why is Florida not welcome? It's even shaped kind of like a hockey stick!
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Someone here seems to have something against the black feet nation. This is not cool.national truth and reconcilation day is coming up
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>>157652139
Thanks for reminding me that North Dakota exists lol
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Iroquois and Algonquin board
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>>157652170
More like a drooping benis
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avoid browning at all cost, ghetto as rez town with wild dogs everywhere
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FLAMES BRO
IS HUBERDOUGH DONE?
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>>157652222
I'm so wild that to me they're just dogs
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Conroy was on Spittin Chiclets yesterday bro's he's a true flamiac (flames maniac)
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Tried to fart in the office and I think a little Jesper Bratt came out
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>>157651941
>Alex Fermented
he keeps getting better with age
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>>157652109
Utah has been my dark horse pick for a while. I still think they’ll have a deep run soon
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Minnesota technically beat Dallas in certain aspects if you don't count a handful of other things
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>>157652371
hows his acne
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>>157651950
>impotent leftoid power fantasies
sad
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>>157652320
what did he say? Anything newsworthy? I'm going to ambush and beat the snot out of liberal mayor Jeromy "homosexual" Farkas. He posts his bike route (unwittingly) and I will use this to ambush and beat him. What did Conroy say about Wolf?
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>>157652109
Flames
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>>157652585
we're talking about contending for the cup, not for the 1OA pick
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>>157652563
He said Wolfie rules and he loves him also he said Scorenato is going to step up this year
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Dropped a foul marner
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>>157652601
I have mixed feelings about Matt from NY. I don't know if he's a real player or just another guy (a JAG).
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>>157651233
fuck that snake ass nigga Ron doing Don dirty.
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I'm genuinely pleased that we still refer to them as Marners here
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>>157652765
I call them Hischiers. The liquidy ones are Bratts
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real kyper and bourne was CANCELLED
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>>157652787
much like slopdown
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>>157652787
it was not
>>157652809
it was also not
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>>157652765
/hoc/ never changes
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Wrestlefags OUT
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*wrestles /hoc/*
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>>157652787
They kept it too real.
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>>157652842
it was (real kyper I mean, smackdown still thriving)
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>>157652885
>>157652929
*ice shatters*
*carny music plays*
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>>157652929
*feels your crotch*
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All im saying is that if someone was to brutally murder Ron Maclean I would give that persons gofundme a couple bitcoins.
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>>157652941
I Just asked the Google AI and it says it was not
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>>157652990
I leaked it over two months ago it's not my fault Google is scraping the wrong places
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>>157652990
The paid version or the poor person disinformation version?
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>>157652996
>>157652999
https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/590/real-kyper-bourne/

can you show me where it says its canceled? you cannot.
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Copilot > Google AI
Hockey
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>>157653037
that's why I said I leaked it. When is the next episode then buddy? I know overdrive is off and running
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The real touch of a human soul > AI
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Google AI says the Flyers are going to be another 2nd round exit this year.
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>>157653079
I believe it
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>>157653272
Retard
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Should we be worried about him?
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>>157653330
im more worried about you
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>>157653330
He misses hockey deeply
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>>157653422
kek why would he think that?
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>>157651233
I hate that they ended HNIC but this is a mighty fine panel. Will be tunning in every Saturday this season.
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>>157653466
>nooo not the marketing gimmick
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>>157651233
>cheese
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>>157651233
i thought elliotte was going to amazon or something?
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If hockey isn't broadcast on CBC on Saturday, will canacucks revolt?
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>>157653562
i pray everyday that somebody luigis gary
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>>157653593
I'd give my life to protect Gary
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>>157653605
you get caught in the crossfire then
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>>157653593
The habs tried the luigi wins by doing nothing strat in the canes series
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>>157653614
>wins by doing nothing
reminds me of mitch on 06/15/2025
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>>157653593
bing bing wahoo 1-up
*stomps on gary's head for 100 points*
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>>157653608
Better me than Gary
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>>157653653
Thank you for your service.
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>>157653442
Thank you but that is not necessary.
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that fallout from Daniel Brière's masterstroke to cripple and assassinate the Ducks continues.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49881489/source-ducks-waiving-chris-kreider-east-move-deck
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>>157653330
with the ascendents of AI the age of the nerd is over
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>>157653702
verbeek should be fired and blacklisted from the league over how monumentally he fucked up in the past four months
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>>157653702
>oh no we have to waive a shitty veteran so we can keep our legit first line centre and winger
>this is terrible
hockey is weird
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>McKenna to Live with Tavares
his bussy is gonna be so sore
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>>157653741
I ain't seen no chat bot pull off a michi
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>>157654018
you have to think at a systems level get 5+ claudes/geminis/groks to work together each focusing on some hyper specific task then shit starts getting insane
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have 5 different ai models trying to triangulate who asked at this very moment but the prognosis is grim
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Rogers announced today that monday night games on sportsnet will be exclusive to sportsnet plus, an extra 12.99 per month
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>>157653593
The interns will protect Gary
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very cool how we went from rabbit ears cbc and the 10$ TSN package to 5 different streaming services for 100$ a month and the salary cup went up a whopping 20%
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My system is to get pucks deep and put pucks on net
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>>157654202
This. But the pucks are my dick and the net your mother.
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>dump
>chase
>?????
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>>157654187
Thank you Gary
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>>157653702
The Cookie Monster is at it again
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gary killed flames hockey coverage
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deciding what im going to eat for dinner for every night is even gayer than waging
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>>157654376
That’s why you gotta meal prep
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>>157654376
I want to pick up these bbq chicken wings tonight, but I got it almost every week for a month now and the lady there started to recognize me when I went last week, so now I feel too embarrassed to go.
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>>157654393
if youre a real athlete that doesnt work
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>>157654396
>the lady there started to recognize me when I went last week, so now I feel too embarrassed to go.
I'm having the same problem with my local liquor store.
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>he doesn't fist pound the liquor store bro and talk about the game last night
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>>157654403
Then how do nhl players without wives eat?
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>>157654542
i would assume if they dont want to cook every day or two like the rest of us they hire a maid or buy three ovens
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>>157649822
>Posting song lyrics is queen behavior
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>macklin has successfully endured the hockey romance pr thing
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>>157654560
>posts a homo that died of aids
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>>157653702
devils should sign him
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>>157654593
it's like taking a glimpse into your future
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>>157654632
JEN
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>>157654593
*obedient history student
Tell us more about Reaganomics, anon
/hoc/ is parched for knowledge and looking for a teacher
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>>157654653
bud + 1 = trb
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>>157654632
oh I'm no queer
>>157654653
shut the fuck up you raped bitch
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>>157654542
the teams hire nutrien goyims to make sure they arent having a phil kessel diet
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>>157654674
Must be cozy having your employer provide meals
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>>157654669
strange, you sound like a queer
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>>157654687
My company provides catered lunch every day but it's awful bc when they pick some unappealing place we can't leave for somewhere else
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>>157654669
Someone is seething
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TSN Overdrive off and running with Hayes, Noodles, and the O Dog.
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>>157654714
he's also in the closet and putting up additional barricades
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Tiny cock /hoc/
Enormous dick /cric/
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>>157654730
the post that saved /hoc/
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>>157654510
That’s how you get discounts
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KWAB
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>>157654542
they can afford to eat out
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>>157654785
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https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49882578/alex-debrincat-cool-dylan-larkin-staying-wings

>BREAKING NEWS: Debbie Cat is Cool something something
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>>157654728
I'll be watching Real kyper and -ACK!
Cancelled
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>>157654847
>BREAKING
bud did a lot of that to you on 04/17/2022
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>>157654873
How does this guy live so rent free in your head?
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>>157654883
>rent free
the only price tag trb can afford on his limited income kwarb
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are detoilet tards still shitting their diapies over a player being sick of wasting his career there
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>>157654883
how are you this new
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>>157655046
he's not wrong tho
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>>157654883
I wouldn't pay rent if I had to look at an exposed stud like that
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>>157655056
jesus zack
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>>157655143
You just did
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>>157655156
don't you dare Jesus Zack me
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>>157655163
I also don't pay rent
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>>157655225
something you'll have to deal with I'm afraid
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>>157655261
There are better ways to tell us that you are living with your parents
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just logged in. any good posts????
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>>157655297
No, not a single one
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>>157655297
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>>157655297
>>157654667
>>157654669
>>157654873
>>157654898
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>>157655339
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>>157655344
Just because you are sucking your own dick doesn't mean everyone wants to see it
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>>157655372
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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>>157655383
Are those your dads?
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>>157655411
first day?
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20 days until puck drop
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1606 days since bud won
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https://www.nhl.com/news/andre-pronovost-dies-at-90
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>>157655597
F
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>>157655597
Who
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>>157655630
(you)
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>>157655630
won 4 cups in the pre-gary era with a canadian club then went to play for american teams and never won again
typical for his day
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>>157655660
>won 4 cups with a canadian club
Thats not common these days
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>>157655683
that is the gary-era for you
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jack and mitch are back
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>>157655660
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>>157655703
>Better blame Gary because we just can't get our shit together
classic. What goaltender is on the Oilers these days after McDavid took a paycut?
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>>157655718
>it cant be gary's fault because i said so!
classic. how much does gary pay you?
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>>157655728
You'll never know
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>gary, south carolina
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season x patch bro's
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>>157655748
Raped
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>>157655836
i can't believe it's already been a decade
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For me, it's all about just going out there onto the ice and getting to work
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>>157654153
Pay up, goy.
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>>157655858
Just yesterday I was watching their first game
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>>157654883
queers gon' queer off, anon
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>>157656069
worst of all time
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>>157654653
Queen was a band that revolutionized music by including opera, classical, and gospel influences to go along with rock and roll. They also embraced the concept of using the music studio to create sounds and rhythms that could not be performed live, much like the Beatles had done. Freddy Mercury himself (the front man in your pic) had an immense and impressive vocal range rarely seen in mainstream bands. He's actually an Indian, which is interesting.
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>>157656089
Okay fag
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>>157656089
>(the front man in your pic)
He didn't post a picture though. Are you a bot?
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>>157656089
freddie was a good singer. brian was a good guitarist. the band still sucked ass.
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>>157656118
>knowing stuff is gay
The eternal american everybody
>he didnt post a pic
this is him >>157654560
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>>157656164
Freddie wasnt a good singer, he was a great singer, and by great I mean like a once in a generation vocal talent. Queen is a top 10 rock and roll band of all time. You have exposed yourself for having no taste.
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>>157656180
Queen sucks
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>>157655954
_/ _/ _/ _/
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What kinda homo thinks Queen is top 10?
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>>157656180
>queen is a top 10 rock and roll band of all time
KEK begone underage b& retard
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>rags
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abomination
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>>157656226
capitalism is of satan, the devil
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>>157656196
someone that knows what he's talking about
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>>157656232
the ref crease is not centered either
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>the city of Waterloo
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>>157656253
raped
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>>157656222
checked
sorry that took so long
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/hoc/late starfish and the hotdog flavored water
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>>157656322
/hoc/ had better food at the annual bbq
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JOHN OTTOOOOO
TAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
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>>157656264
Nice post
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>>157656464
KWAB
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>>157656464
mild sisters... he's as good as gone...
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>>157656464
Would the Wild be able to create even half the value of this trade by dealing Hughes at the deadline?
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reminder the salary cap is jewish bullshit made to inflate franchise values and hurt player salaries. there is no "fairness" at play with a salary cap in effect.
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>>157656464
SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOUR PROSPECTS YOU DUMB FUCKING JEET
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>>157656515
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>>157656515
20 millions is a lot for pushing a puck around
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>>157656515
>>157656542
waddles into /hoc/ and immediately starts bubblin'
just like your victim trb kwarb
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gary still hasn't revealed any hometown remixes for us...
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hearing there's a new goalie on the scene catching everyone's eye
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loud
/hoc/ is body positive
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The off-season passed by relatively quickly didn't it
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>>157656632
I'll play the body on you
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>>157656642
no
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>>157656642
Can't wait to see what this season holds
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>>157656464
This guy comes across as highly self-centred. It's been noticeable ever since he made similar comments last year, and became even more obvious when he ditched his teammates on that bus after being traded (as the CAPTAIN) along with his tone-deaf goodbye post (compare to what Horvat wrote after being traded). Minnesota would be better off trading him at the deadline and letting him be someone else's problem
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>>157656749
The funniest thing about this post is that it happened in this very thread
>>157655718
>>157655728
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Just woke up from 2011, what did I miss?
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>>157656784
WELL YOU STILL HAVEN'T WON A CUP
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>>157656791
boring
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>>157656802
I know right. I keep waiting for them to do anything.
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>>157656778
funny how one of those 7 teams had no problem winning before gary's reign
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>>157656241
...and is homo
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>>157656802
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>>157656811
Just get your shit together stop blaming Gary
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>>157656825
the fault of mismanagement of talent is a direct result of gary's policies and the blame rests with him
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>>157656817
Raped faggot
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>>157656837
I wonder what really went wrong
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>>157656464
this nigga got 1 foot out the door
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>>157656846
americans pander to mexicans and it doesnt stop them from winning under gary
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its bad business to allow a canadian team to win
gary knows this and its an insult to your own intelligence to disagree
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>>157656811
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>157656874
Just take the blame dude. Accountability needs to happen before you heal.
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>>157656925
take the blame for what?
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Americans smell
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>>157656935
Your shit posts
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>>157656913
those are my snowbelt franchises
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>>157656946
try leading by example then
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>>157656963
>nou
Kwab
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>>157656973
yesu*
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>>157656982
> the stench... the stench
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>>157657004
uh oh, you lost it
oh well
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>>157657004
never drew a single dime and considered one of the worst gimmicks of all time
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>>157657021
>the awful stench of Samir
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>>157656749
well, the teams ratio is an argument that it IS gary's fault since it's preposterously unlikely not to have won with that split over that period of time. the problems have to be other things.
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gonna take a moment of silence tomorrow for my nigga Charlie Kirk
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>>157656642
Somehow we survived the divegrass World Cup
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>>157657143
Retard ownership, management, media, fans explains it.
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samir mentioned
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>>157657025
True I saw Shannon's video on it
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>>157657201
right. the ratio itself highlights that Something is messed up because the record shouldn't play out like that without some other factors. you could probably put some of this on how gary runs the league, but it would be a bunch of things working together.
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>>157657244
no, you can put it on the things I mentioned, which are pronounced in canacuck, laffs are worst but the rest are always near that
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>>157657274
yes, i meant those things too, not like it's just a gary conspiracy. obviously there are elements in the league setup that are unfavorable to canadian teams, but they tend to not be problems only for canada.
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Didn’t know that
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>>157657201
Canadian hockey fans aren't retarded. We're the smartest fans in the league when it comes to the game, any hockey expert will tell you that. Florida fans don't even know what icing is.
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>>157657370
But you are
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>>157657370
it's delicious
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>>157657383
Cope. My IQ is in the double digits.
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>>157657370
canacucks are hockey retards and lafftards are the most delusional fanbase in all of pro sports
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>>157657405
Then put together a team that can win the Stanley Cup
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>>157657370
>Canadian hockey fans aren't retarded
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>>157657370
Umm explain this then
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That E.M. had reasons to fabricate a false narrative based on numerous factors, including making things right with her own boyfriend.

8. There was repeated and consistent testimony, including from Crown witnesses Tyler Steenbergen and Brett Howden, that E.M. pushed for the players to engage with sex acts with her, and in the end Carroccia accepted this evidence as fact.

9. There was abundant of evidence of E.M.’s testimony being unreliable.

10. That E.M. had several opportunities to get dressed and to leave if she was fearful, but she left the bathroom where her clothes were and walked naked into the room full of players to continue on with their evening. This dynamic started after she had admittedly had consensual sex with McLeod.

11. That the players group chat the following day was not an effort to fabricate a story, but a group decision to simply tell the truth about what had happened with E.M.
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>>157657143
Youre a retard and so is everyone else who repeats this point. You dont have a clue as to how to calculate stats. Calculated properly the chance a canadian club can win in any given year is 8.25%
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>>157657958
She was a whore. Noone cares about this anymore.
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>>157657958
I'm going pro soon, how do I tell the bros I'm not gang fugging hockey skanks with them?
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>>157658076
You're not going pro then
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>NFL gets a sticky on the first game of the season
Absolute bullshit.
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if youre a farmboy in canada your life goal is to make the NHL and get the fuck out of canada
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>>157658123
Make 1 good team and you might get a sticky
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>>157658193
There's quite a few good CFL teams this season that aren't get stickies when they play.
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>>157658056
In a way it can be lower because if you apply weights to the numbers with regards to management and ownership etc etc
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>>157658136
We're like american blacks in the ghetto now. After 15 years of liberal party leadership The only way out of poverty is through sports.
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>>157658136
sure trumptard, lil burger farmboys would suck the bcc for a chance of not getting shot at school
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>>157658237
What the fuck is CFL? I thought you liked hockey?
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>>157658286
retard
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>>157658273
Farm kids aren't Trans so I dont think Americans need to be worried they'd shoot up a school
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>>157658286
>What the fuck is CFL?
The Canadian equivalent of the NFL. Big deal up here.
>I thought you liked hockey?
I live hockey.
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. Carroccia found the complainant, E.M., to be both unreliable and not credible in her testimony about the events of the night in question, June 18, 2018 in London, Ontario.

More than that, Carroccia found that E.M. had given her consent to the sex acts with the men that night. The Hockey Canada Five were always presumed innocent until found guilty under our system, but Carroccia’s finding does more than find them not guilty. It essentially exonerates them, though we will all likely agree that they acted in poor and immature fashion that night and needed to do more to treat E.M. with care.

2. The judge also found that the notion “believe all women” is a political slogan, but goes against fundamental Canadian values that work to ensure that no person is found guilty without a fair trial.

3. That key video evidence from Jack’s Bar where E.M. met Michael McLeod and other Hockey Canada players that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. said about the players initiating overt sexual contact on the dance floor, and that E.M., in fact, put her hand on McLeod’s crotch area on the dance floor.

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4. That video evidence from the bar that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. claimed about getting plied with drinks from the players. In fact, E.M. bought almost all of her own drinks.

5. That video evidence contradicts what E.M. claimed about the players trying to separate her from her friends.

6. That video evidence and E.M.’s own testimony contradicts her claim that she was completely out of it that night due to alcohol consumption.
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>>157658056
not sure why you're pretending this isn't easily checked math or that anyone here is arguing that it actually matters
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>>157658390
No one gives a fuck about the cfl
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>>157658514
i do
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>>157658514
Maybe not in Toronto, but that's essentially an American city culturally so it makes sense.
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what did gary mean by this?
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>>157658768
He’s shilling for Matthews
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F
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Barry Melrose died
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>>157658555
You can see attendance numbers man, its not doing great
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>>157658960
>>157658976
Who
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>>157658960
VAX STATUS؟
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>>157658989
haha epic
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>>157658960
F, this dude did some commentary on altitude for my Avs back in the day
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>>157658989
He was the la kings coach with the mullet
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why does handegg get a sticky but we don't?
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>>157659161
Jannie’s don’t like us and we don’t make game threads
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>>157658960
F
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>>157659171
I'll make game threads this season >:(
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>>157659171
there was a game thread for the oly golds yet still no stick
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>O-Dog gone
>Barry Melrose gone
2026 has been rough bros
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>>157659115
I remember now
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>>157659211
Please don’t
>>157659212
Yeah they Olympic shit was pretty gay but the 4 nations and a game 7 a few years ago don’t stickies
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>>157659212
/hoc/ ran /sp/ on the gold medal day
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People always talked about his mullet
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>>157659382
I didn’t
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>>157659326
4 Nations final was just as big on here. Maybe even bigger.
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>>157659433
Binnington only plays well in Boston :(
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I really liked Barry Melrose
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in 2026
hand egg opening game got a sticky
every wc game got a sticky
some turn left dying retard got a sticky
nba game 4 finals got a sticky
superbowl got a sticky
winter olys opening ceremony got a sticky
afc/nfc hand egg sticky

/hoc/?
IGNORED
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no dude fuck
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>>157659433
this doesnt include 2 threads which were trashed because
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>>157658503
>abo pretends it can math
Hilarious.
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>>157659489
the jannies fear /hoc/'s autism
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>>157659516
marchand giving a piggyback ride was cute :3
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>>157659657
feels like yesterday
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>>157659577
there are no blackfellas watching ice hockey, vijay
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ahh yes, a real prestigious event like 4nash got a sticky
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>>157658960
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>>157658136
What about femboys
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Mr Gary's 4 Nation World Championship was everything. The tournament was so iconic and probably the most important hockey tournament there is
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>>157659854
Retard
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Preach
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>log into hoc
>trb still bubblin bout 4naysh
KWAB
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how about instead its Four Gaytions and its all four Nations trying to be the gayest retards
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>>157659854
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>>157659854
It was so much fun
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Canada's Real Chance = Contenders * (Playoff Chance * Round 1 Chance * Round 2 Chance * Conference Finals Chance * Stanley Cup Finals Chance)
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>TBG has been gone for HOURS at this point
retards
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bros trump is banning Molsons from the US
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>>157656589
waddles implies i move around, unlike the average /hoc/ user :^)
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>>157660343
why could he ban an american company from the us
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>>157656784
Barry Trotz died moments ago
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>>157660369
but do you lift?
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>>157660532
gotta lift my gut every time I piss
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>>157659882
AI voices should be illegal
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>>157660797
>tf
>tp
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>>157660343
labatt blue absolutely mogs molson "beer"
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how do you think Gary will be able to compete with the NFL's opening week festivities??
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>>157660820
its the same swill
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No sticky for Melrose?
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for me, it's moosehead
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budweiser tastes better when brewed in canada since we dont use corn syrup as filler
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Apparently Sapporo is getting tariff'd but I don't get why Japan has a problem with us.
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>>157660829
He's already thrown in the towel
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>>157661000
They're only moving the non-alcoholic production, which is tiny.
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just had some ichiban
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just made a pizza
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>>157661100
with an egg?
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https://youtu.be/es70ohqGlvI?si=71-eOZ2WIpc7GhIw
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>>157661115
Feeling pretty motivated to toss a Red Baron in the oven after this.
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>>157661115
I got a pretty tasty $6 frozen one the other day
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>>157660829
>>157661032
? nhl starts in 3 weeks, nowhere near the nfl
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>>157661208
what's wrong with some hazing?
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>>157661644
hazing and gangbangs are how players bond. what are they supposed to do now if they cant do either?
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>>157661811
sleep to heal and recover and get to the practice early
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>>157661947
Thanks for the advice. I'll hit the hay
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if this is your first night at /hoc/, you have to fight
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>>157662608
I remember fighting during Covid
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I remember a windy Easter evening during covid
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>>157660341
>TBG
raped retard still clinging to the past
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>>157662608
BASED
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Lets get some fights up in here
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Just found out someone I went to school with who was always kind of dick to me trooned out. Kind of sad to be honest.
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>>157663187
>tfw oneitis who stayed off social media for 20 years signed up and I see she got fat
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>>157663262
I got bald so I can't take pleasure in these sorts of feels.
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>>157663187
guy i smoked weed with in high school every day is a mechanic now i still smoke weed with him sometimes but he lives like an hour drive away now hes my only real life friend
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>>157663187
lmao you got bullied by a tranny
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i cant remember anything from high school (I smoked a lot of weed and had a brain injury)
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>forced to hold a conversation with some guy who is not his boyfriend
this will be unfathomably awkward
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slopdown was cancelled
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I love hockey so much bros
Rec league starts in October
Nhl starts in October
I love hockey go flames go
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>>157663456
i used to have a mechanic friend. he randomly got cancer and died pretty young
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>>157663262
How does she compare to your wife
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>>157661208
Hot
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>>157663613
which one?
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>>157663484
I guess I got last laugh because he’s a troon now
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>he jobbed to a tranny
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>>157663775
He wasn’t a tranny then
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still very up there in the "who's gonna die first" highschool competition
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>>157663788
Once a tranny, always a tranny.
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>>157663793
I don’t think anyone i graduated with died yet surprisingly
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idk what it was from but one of my classmates died during the summer in elementary school
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>>157663807
much like trb
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A lot of people from my town died on 9/11
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Long Island should be the 51st state
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>>157663884
long island should secede so they can be systematically obliterated
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>>157651938
Does Montana have a chain of steakhouses called Alberta's?
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>>157663918
close, they have a chain of retards called albertans
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>>157663918
fugg i wish we got montana's in the east instead of shitty st-huberts and swiss chalet
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>>157663882
kinda sad actually :(
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3 people in my class died in senior year
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>>157663949
i could crush a rotisserie chicken right now
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>>157663992
Wow
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The future speaks French
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>>157663992
only one in mine died. lots of people thought she was a bitch
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>>157656089
>G.R.I.D.S. faggot himself had an immense and impressive vocal range rarely seen in mainstream bands
Axl Rose's range is greater (even better than much-touted negresses like Whitney or Mariah, and allegedly only bested in "popular" music by Mike Patton). Axl also hates faggots and probably doesn't even have HIV, let alone The Full-Blown AIDS.
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>>157664174
oui chef
but irl it's because of french speaking africans
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>>157664204
Axl Rose is a limp-wristed faggot that got herpes from sucking cock
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>>157656196
the kind with AIDS
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>>157656945
...smell like gold medals, maybe.
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>>157657666
checked, oh dark lord.
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People who run nhl accounts are retarded
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>>157659115
>with the mullet
that really narrows it down
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>>157664293
Jaime benn is still captain and they didn't want to resign Jason Robertson. Color me curious
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>>157664293
Isn't Bill the fat drunk golf legend?
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>>157664403
Robertson is over rated
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>>157664427
That’s John
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>>157664439
the black guy who crashed his car?
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>>157664435
Then what the hell was he doing leading the team in points?
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>>157663788
No it sounds like you were the bitch back then
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>>157664451
>led a team that got swept in 6 in round 1
literally nothing
>>
ea sports
it's in the hole
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>>157664460
I like making shit of the Stars also. But Robertson was trying.
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>>157664242
yeah, except how you're literally describing freddie mercury and aids.
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>>157664204
>self admittedly puts Freddy mercury in the same class as Whitney Houston
>thinks this an own
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>>157664481
Nobody is still talking about freddy mercury besides you
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I recently formed a band called the didn't asks
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>>157664503
Then why did you make me ask?
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>>157664503
how many of your band mates have AIDS?

(i didn't ask if you have AIDS, because i can already tell)
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>>157664503
found a country that hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament since 1993 too kek
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six nations suck and fuck
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>>157658960
F
i remember Melrose Minute on the NHL website in 2012. kino
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What is that old saying? Society honors it'a live conformists and dead trouble makers. Wasn't Barry Melrose the guy that jumped in to the stands and attacked a fan with his skates? Fuck him.
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>>157664746
why didnt they call his segment Melrose Place?
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>>157665020
Retard
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*buys deluxe edition guide*
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>>157665020
>that jumped in to the stands and attacked a fan with his skates?
Lol why don't we have hockey like this anymore
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sign nolan patrick to a pto
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>>157665501
>>157665501
>>157665501
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