No girls allowed>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe US Open enters its second week with 4 exciting quarter-final clashes between some of the greatest in the sport. But enough about the WTA, over on the men's side a mixed assortment of shitters will face off for the honour of losing to Carlos Alcaraz in Sunday's final. >Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157627698
>>157642796Based Botic not doing some kind of contrived grimace
Pickelsen looks like the villain in a tennis movie
>>157642828Why is Michaelsen looking like he has the corpses of several women inside a hole in his basement?
>>157642739Kek fair
>>157642856With some lame nickname like "The Abhorrent Alex"
>>157642856And Foe looks like the jester
>Association of Tennis Professionals>Gentleman's Tennis>Men's TennisCan we just pick one?
>>157642962how about /XY Z/?
Dane Sweeny would bootyblast these shitters
what are the predictions here?
>>157642962"The Sinner / Alcaraz / rest of useless randos Thread"
>>157643019This, but with Jodar. Why didn't he play?
>>157643117Picklesen is a shitter. Foe in 4
>>157643167Zverev had a better slam year than Sinner. He's truly elite now...
>>157643231
>>157643167Excuse me but Zverev won a slam this year
>>157643277
>>157643307Heh. Not bad.
>>157643257Thought that was Novak for a second
>>157643257>>157643307calm down
jeetgle made a stupid tennis ball animation. But still wont add player profile pics in the score tab.
>>157643167"Doper / Injured Grug / players the ATP hates" thread
>>157643414They also show women singles first when you search for us open
Roddick looks a bit like Seann William Scott
you just know these bums going 5
tiafool
I just want to finish one early match without falling asleep goddamn it
>>157643466you know pickle will drop a set? i'm not so sure
I have come to the conclusion that Tiafoe sucks
Where were you when pickleman won the first of his 30 slams
>13 sets played>13 sets wonMichelsen could teach Sinner a lesson or two
>>157643641Pickle absolutely goating it up right now
tiafool hates arthur aids
More like Big FART
>>157643846huh
This is not the Foe from a few days ago
TIAFOE HATERS APOLOGIZE
>>157643908go wear a>big foeshirt if you like him so much
Why is big hoe always favorited? When he’s a known choker?Ppl just want a black?
>>157643908not a hater just enjoying the picklerun
>>157643928>seeded guy vs unseeded guy
>>157643928Is he really favorited if he's playing the day session?
Foe could have made a slam final at RG if it weren't for that late night match against Arnaldi with the total natural Italian flashmob of kids at 1am
>>157643928He's made the semis here multiple times.
Michelson owning this nigga
Time violation into walking away for a minute into faulting into a 60mph second serve into a break could be a generational kwabbening
>nicknamed “bigfoe”>shrivels up in big moments
big foe bros.....
>>157644007time violation on an aa is simply racist. umpire should be fired.
>>157644041Based Irish
I've been wondering this for days. Why is Michelsen winning? He doesn't seem to actually excel at anything in particular, aside from moving a bit better than you'd expect from a giant oaf.
More like Nig Hoe
>>157644063He’s like Teflon, I’m utterly unable to fixate on this match for even a point to figure out what he does
>>157644063serve botter
Trinity Rodman? More like went-to-turkey bogged-man
Nig chimping out lol
>>157644093But in this era servebots are dime-a-dozen. Why is this particular one suddenly this successful?
>>157644062Woops. Sounded like Murphy
Michelsen is very balanced
>>157644098That's Shelton's gf thougheverbeit
>>157644116he hasn't exactly played anyone great
>>157644127Oh dear I was wondering why she got so different looking
shelton picklebrother will be THE match
>>157644098she cute
Reminder that there are people who genuinely rate Tiafart
>that cornball working against foeayo....
This just shows tennis rankings are retarded
>>157643226>
Big Foe.....
>>157644193>zverev is the number one seed in this tournamentyou just realized this now
Michelsen is Sinnermaxxing
Picklesen might actually be him (-> loses in 5)Nice backhand
Foe status: Pickled
Big Foe? More like Big Fraud
>>157644273He's the most consistent player of the year, and that includes Sincaraz (whose playstyle is obviously not tenable in the long run due to injuries)
Big foe? More like weak ally
Damn, unranked Huwhite Michelsen BUCKBREAKING Big Fraud!
Pickelsen on a truly generational slam run. He joines the likes of Alcaraz, Sinner and Draper to reach a slam sf without losing a set. Could we see a new big 4?
>>157644353Draper peaked and is done. He’ll never be in the top 30 again. We’ll see how Sinner and Alcaraz hold up with injuries.
Picklesen, Jodar and Fonz as young guns hunting down Uncaraz and OAPinner AO gon be lit
Tiafoe going out like a bitch
>>157644376>and Fonzreported for trolling
Why did they focus a whole minute on that NHL (National Health League?) player and his coalburning wife? Is that in the US Open scheduling contract?
I thought Michaelsen was a college player. No wonder he's actually good
>>155018972Was brave enough to include Pickelsen in the list in June and got mocked for it by my /atp/ brethren. Is anybody gonna be the bigger man and apologise?
Get this zesty nigga off my screen bruh. In all pink like a pussy
Tiafoe is playing absolutely stinkin man
>4 hours until the next matchGrim
Fig boe status: not hard, bro.
BAGEL?
I don't ever want to hear about France or France's players in this general again
>>157644449make dinnerclean your roomwalk your doggo to the gymstudy astrologybetter yourself with those gifted hours
>>157644418He’s been on my radar for a while. Not a complete player, but he returns really well. Definitely a much higher ceiling than Big Fraud.
>>157644468>go to the gymAlready did this
Was bizarre to read that Picklesen was making finals of tour events in 2024no memory of these events
>>157644480go again
Why does Big Fraud walk like that? He has a giant ass and sticks it out and always looks like he’s limping.
>>157644375Draper seems done but he's still one of the very few players in recent years who's made it to slam semis without dropping a set. He's in good company with Alex Michelsen.
>>157644498He walks on his tippy toes
yall see that thing blowing through the air across the court
>>157644418>Check responses>Only Italian mocked the pickYeah, nah
>>157644498I swear a whole bunch tennis players have a weird walk>Tiafoe>Hurkacz>Sinner sometimes>Ruud?
>>157644498post your gait
>>157644682Alfie Hewett and Dylan Alcott as well
>>157644678Eyetalians are being suspiciously silent right now...
>>157644709>No Sinman>No Italians itt Really makes you think
Pads Pickelsen choking
>>157644806Nah, he's too locked in
Now is not the time for choking. That comes tomorrow
Do you guys think that Charlie can possibly win a set vs this ruthless version of Michelsen?
>>157642796A whole arena cheering for a disgusting POS in pink! :D
>>157644709Sinman is German/Austrian. Italians can’t claim him.
Tiafoe's story is interesting because on one hand he's been privileged the other hand he's spoiled. After his dad helped construct that elite tennis academy, he became the academy's custodian and got his sons free lessons from work benefits. Everyone likes a rags to riches story but he's defo not from the rags
uh, michelsisters???
choking on pickle
picklegods...
big foe's gf could bench press more than me
dead sport infested by monkeys
Have the preserves gone bad?
>>157644979that a man
I've always been told never wear jewelry whether its a chain or an earring at sports cuz it might get lodged in you. Does Foe not listen
>>157644993and? are you really shaming sexuality in a 2026 /sp/ thread?
Foe is a literal golem lmao
I still say this would have made a better night session
>serve for the match>double faultIs this a good strategy?
>>157645006Maybe so but Carlos sells tickets
picklebros...we just need one more set....
>>157644979Me in the black sleeveless shirt
Have they finally banned influencers with Honey Deuces in this event now?
>>157645018Why did you have to post that pic? I still have nightmares…should I see a therapist about this?
>>157645017so it could have been more optimal to put him in the afternoon
You have to think both players will want to win this set
Just tuned in what’s big poo done wrong?
>>157645049be fatassed
Is it possible to both be good and a fraud at the same time?
>>157645038Calm down
>another set of thisGrim
>>157645036Relax
Incredible choke
wtf is this bozo doingpoint and laugh at the german for rating this jabroni
Based Nick Lester jinxing
Mr Marcus plays tennis now?
Big FUCK
I never want to hear about this fermented fraud in this general again
>>157645083Ancient pornography reference
If Tiafoe beats the Michel, it will be hilarious
Tiafoe has everything nice cars, a nice house, a nice fiancee but the one thing he seems to lack is a dental plan. That gap is scary. Gap lives matter
>>157645093Emma Navarro is a billionaire, has crooked teeth and is fat. In America health is so expensive even billionaires can't pay for braces or Weight-loss injections
Big Foe versus Gros Michelis this anything
>>157645093Tiafoe is so goofy looking that it's actually endearing.
>>157645111Better backhand than Felix for sure
>>157645063You can go from good to fraud but you can’t go from fraud to good
>>157644682Shelton toe walks, too. Sometimes not always. It's weird.
Seriously what's with that kit? No one with a sense for esthetics was involved here
>>157645106Pegula?
>>157645130>good to fraudPost-wrist injury Thiem>fraud to goodPre-puke Sinner
Sheh sheh, Nig a pak a tenn. Xiaohongshu!
Pickelsen is unironically losing this whole match. Fritz would be proud
>>157645144JPeg has the Korean in her to keep her relatively slim. By far the thinnest players on tour are Sorana and Cristina Bucsa.
Michelsen looks and plays like an npc
its an all american choke off
>entire focus shattered by one man eating french friespicklebros....
>>157645155injuries shouldn't count though, it sucks but some guys are never the same after an injury
ENOUGH WITH THE SLICES
I never actually rated Michelson I was memeing to fit in with the other posters
>>157644468i notice no activities related to tennisnot even play tennis
>>157645210Let's be real here, is there a single true-blooded American who could focus when there's some tasty fast food in view? It would be like putting some unordered bottles in front of Nadal.
Can we skip to the 5th set already?
that boy went from 100% to 2% in one game. Most brutal chokejob I've seen in a long time
>>157645217no one here actually plays
>>157645227I didn't think it would be possibly to clinch the coveted "choke of the tournament" this late in but I think we got it
>>157645227Just wait for VDZ - Big Z
>you're still in a good spot>the spot he is in
>>157645220Kek. Nice one, Hans.
>>157645227There’s been some classics this USO. Fritz, Gea, Iga, etc.>>157645228I do, I think there’s a couple of anons who play
>>157645236There won't be any choking that match. Botic is too gassed to put up much of a fight at this point and Zverev regainned some confidence after the shaky start. Will be an uneventful 3 setter.
Bro's just servebotting now. Idk what the opposite of buck broken is but this Picklesen is wilting
>>157645245I just got back from destroying some gen X'er. I am also terrible myself to be fair
>>157645228i like tennis but i can't be expected to play every sport i enjoy
>>157645245Watching that match made me Gea. If post-fries Pickle chokes, I’ll literally cut my dick off like a child-molesting faggot and become trans. Why are all faggots and trannies pedophiles? When we win, they won’t be a problem anymore. ;)
>>157645245the worst choking of the year is still Sinner against best Cerundolo. My ginga had only one game to win on 4 service games
>>157645261What’s up, Blockx?
Is it possible for a match to end with both players losing?
>>157645281>Sinner has had the biggest choke jobs 2 years runningImpressive
>phil begging for crowd supportYeah the USO is the worst
>>157645245Iga wasn't a choke, that was 5-0 in the 1st set and Iga wasn't playing that well it was just that the the chink was playing terribly - still should serve it out. The worst of course was the chink prev round, lost 1st set 6-1, only won the 2nd on a tiebreak, 5-0 in the 3rd. Key's lost 7 games in a row
>>157645337Batchupaya. Turdisounaudis. Turdis or nowdis.
I hope they stop serving food 15 minutes. I don't want to watch another set
>>157645368Turrrrrrrrn the knob slooooooooowly for maaaaaximum vend.
Whats with these players screaming all of a sudden when their opponents shoots an out... Kinda goofy. Tiafoe goes CMONNN and Michelsen goes YESSSSSSS
>>157645427betafags like you will never understand it
Michelson racket throw
Tomic would wipe the floor with these bums
Michelsen's lost it..... BUMMMMMMMMm
>>157644231>
Ok ryan, we're gonna need you to pause just too long each time we cut to you. Also make sure not to say anything interesting.
Pickle going for the Murrovian 5 (win first 2 sets and 5th)
all that just to get broken
Fuck this Sam Querrey looking mf
Never in doubt
Let’s try this question again.What is the most kino five-set match layout?1) A B A B A2) A A B B A3) A B B A A4) B A B A A5) B A A B A6) B B A A A
>>1576455673.
>>157645567I'm not sure what the right answer is, but I can definitely tell you it's not 6. That's usually just a case of the leading player having no gas left in the tank. Leaning towards 3 or 4 probably.
How long can the media keep hyping up this bum ass nigga
>>157645575>That's usually just a case of the leading player having no gas left in the tank.*Fritz exists*
>>1576455673>2>5>4>1>6
>>157645589Or Zverev
>>157645599I also like 2 a lot desu
>>157645584>shits the bed>goes a bit under the radar>makes it far in a US tournament>gets artifically hyped again>cycle repeats
These bums need to finish the fucking match already
>>157645567My life feels like 3 so I’ll go with that for the hopium
>>157645567from best to worst:BABAAABABA BBAAA ABBAAAABBA BAABAthese dont even look like letters anymore I'm seeing in ancient Greek. I mark down for losing sets after you've already won one (and established a winning pattern), but also mark down for losing too much in a row
Always in doubt
>three women matches in.a row
on the other hand 6 is also RG '25
Did michelsen graduate from the Fritz academy?
>>157645650The Fritz Academy of White Man Can’t Dance.
>1) A B A B Aback and forth nonsense>2) A A B B AA choked hard for two sets which marks it down, but it is satisfying for them to get it back together in the 5th>3) A B B A A>4) B A B A Aclosely contested then the better player ups their level and takes it home, pretty good >5) B A A B Abro you already won 2 sets just win the third and let people go home. Maybe the worst >6) B B A A Aa little obvious.
ooh mama
>>157645650Straight from the Van de Verstikken academy in Amsterdam
Can it be true that there's a foid match before Zverlingz?
>>157645689Zverev's not playing tonight. Pretty sure he'll play immediately after Blockx tomorrow.
>>157645685Classic big-titted NY Jewish cougar
Is Reddit correct in their assessment that Tiafoe is a “sensitive thug”? Everyone in r/tennis keeps saying that and how anyone supporting Pickle is racist/MAGA.
>>157645722I genuinely do not know what the fuck a sensitive thug is supposed to be and I'm sure I won't appreciate the explanation
>>157645718I married one but she’s not a cougar yet
big serve > big foe
LET’S GO PICKLE!
>>157645710Ok I meant Alcarath
>>157645730A “down low” brotha
>>157645683>2) A A B B AMy least favourite of all outcomes. Literally just time wasting.
>>157645805this will happen in a few minutes
Fucking michelson why didnt you just return it
Gimme gimme gimme a 5th set TB after midnightOh somebody help me chase these yank frauds away
>>157645772It does seem like the prestigious Arthur Ass court will indeed be occupied by womemes tennis first
Alcaraz-Shelton won't be for hours yet. The women will most likely go to 3.
Just stood up and shouted kino
Michelson nice with it
Holy smokes, this is tennis
>>157645866How confused is yer nan rn?
A game that would make the gambling dudes nervous iwl
>Big Foe's gf's belly button
>>157645901I love how the Djoker made an all-time memetic sigil here.
man
>>157645927His legacy
Can big Foe break the curse of Arthur Ashe?
The crowd is so fucking lame
cmon break this buck michelsen
>>157645927draper shidding and pissing his pants all over the court against sinner in 2024 was kino too
What a choke job from this Caucasian fellow
Pickleson is crying
fuck
>>157645999feels bad man
omega kwab
A comeback of the ages. You really cannot knockdown Tiafoe's workrate..
KWAB
KWABOTY
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Alex Michelson as a man just fucking plummeted
/pol/lacks won't like this
Holy fucking picklechoke
>Crying on a brotha's shoulder
DO WHITE BOYS REALLY
Not pleasant viewing desu
>>157646045kek
>>157644381>>157644339>>157644314>>157644296>>157644076>>157644038>>157643928>>157643915apologize
Michelshart || Picklechad
>>157646045He was gay Alex Michelsen?
>>157646045This, but unironically. Confirmed fraud status
Picklesen :(
>>157646035>balding at 22>crying after that massive chokeoof
>>157646084Dutch heritage?
>>157646096kek
>>157646045crying makes you a GOAT, incel
Chuck and Benny probably won't start until fucking 10pm since we have to throw the womemes onto Arthur Ashe next
So do we have a new leader at the US Open Bum Board or what?
that fraud era feel when you witness another match choke of the 6 variety
HOLY CHOKE JOB
>>157645805Fed-Nad 2008you’re nuts
>>157646116Current standings:1 Jodar2 Michelsen3 Fritz4 Djokovic5 Gea6 Fils7 Medvedev8 Cobolli9 Lehecka10 Tien
>>157646126Honestly I think it’s pretty kino
>AABBB'ing when you could be AABBA'ingshould have followed the thread
how did he blow this
Tiafoe Sushi Tennis
>>157646159You forgot Musetti
>>157646159Fritz can’t win anything the shitter
>>157646178I genuinely forgot he even played this tournament, that's pretty grim. I'd put him above Gea.
>>157646196That’s pretty Gea, I must say.
>>157646205Was Arthur Ashe Gea?
>>157646159might as well put Sinner there, he didn't even make it to the tournament seeing as you are only do it for 2026. Being injured is zero excuse as being fit are all under their own control
>>157646159Where's Felix
>>157646159State of this. When was the last time you were truly excited by a player? For me, only Charlie has made it move.
>>157646249I'm deeply sorry. There's so many bum performances it's genuinely hard to keep track of all of them.
>>1576462682025 french finals was probably the last great tennis match
bum slam
>>157646268but you have le King Arthur Fiery !
The tactical cry your eyes out to win the crowd over for next year. Another classic Murrovian gambit
>>157646286What was Nike thinking with that outfit
>>157646286You say that because you’re le big retard who thinks only finals can be great matches. In the same slam we saw Mensik-Rublev and Tiafoe-Arnaldi all in five sets. All great matches.
>>157646319>this will save our company
>>157646306Can't wait for cyborg Pickelsen to mechanically double fault when it matters
>>157646331kek
>>157646326I say that because it matters a lot less when Gea and Vanderslurp kill each other over 5 hours in the round of 16, only to get blown out in the next round.
>>157646319Lately nike don't appear to think about their designs. It has the feel of boomer execs + ai with no one who cares involved.
>>157646355Sure but it’s retarded to think Sinner and Grug are the only players worth watching. Nice combos have been frequent in recent slams. One incoming in 20 minutes, for example.
>>157646379uh, you're the retard if you've been watching any tennis over the last 3 years and think there are any players worth watching aside from binner and grug
>>157646408I unironically love watching Trungelliti. You’re just a midwit and you hate tennis.
>confession>I only watch tennis during the majors
>>157646491you must watch challengers or you hate tennis
>>157646447You LIKE watching Sam Kinison beat on Jerry Shang???
>>157646616Idek what that is and nah son, there’s literally only 1 player on tour I respect/like to watch so why would I do that? Before Carlitos I liked De Minaur, Moutet, even sometimes Shithispants but they’ve all proven to be massive frauds. There’s barely any good net play anymore. I know you’re a zoomer so can’t comprehend this.
>>157646616I saw that movie 6 times in theaters
>>157646616you probably dont even know johannus monday
ive been watching johannus since juniors what about you
>>157646035KWAB
>>157646896Ugly desperate z list loser
>>157646896Gorgeous deserving talent angel
>>157646896carlos is saving himself for emma (she should be returning from injury any month now)
I say again, where the fuck is Grug
>>157646886he lost to a guy who hadnt won a single match since wimbledon (outside uso)
>pigula
>No girls allowed
Tick tock charlie
Been laughing at this picture for about 5 minutes straight
>>157647339is this from today?did michelsen cry after choking or what?
>>157646491SLAM CAZZIE. HE'S A SLAM CAZZIE.
>>157647400It was a display of healthy masculinity that is just what Trump’s America needs right now (New York Times logline by Shawna Finkelstein)
>>157647400Tiafoe should have done the choke celly, that would have been epic
Hate waiting for these choking whores to finish, ATP match will start at 11:00 pm.
I put money on Pegula but just tuning in I kinda want this thicc girl in blue to winThick thighs save lives
>might get to watch this in the morningNice
>>157647527but enough about Tiafoe-Michelsen
>>157647531navas has been playing goodbillions to spend on coaching (pegula as well though of course) so a bit of a trap
Michelsen couldn't overcome that KANG POWA.
You just KNOW jpeg and the rat are going three
a lot of female posting going on here
>>157647714I wanted to get a good nights sleep but between the Carlos Ben match going long and a nintendo direct in 12 hours it might not work out
Too bad we can't get a Tiafoe v Shelton BLACK BROTHA match at the US open. Imagine all the KANGZ and QUEENS in the stands.
>>157647738what i won't imagine is the smell
What should be the one of the most hype match of the tourney gonna be played out to 20 insomniacs in a stadium stinking of weed at 3AM
Goddamnit you fat bitch I have to work in the morning
>>157647738I will accept nothing but an Alcaraz-Zverev final
Well at least is not Zrat (Zverev) bouncing the ball 20 fucking times before serving
well goodnight. it wont be worth watching anyway
>>157647892gotta deflate the ballhit em with that changeup
This is unwatchable, 2 out of shape homely bitches playing the most boring tennis, wta would go bankrupt without atp
>>157645427i die inside each time they do it
Ok no more choking McFatty
i wouldnt mind shelton and grug playing on a tiny side court if they just started the match now
does carlos get broken
>>157647738True the stadium would be filled with New Yorkers from Kings and Queens county
Lardvarro is hungry, she's tanking the match now
>>157647724We need to revive /wta/
Finally, Get the fuck up on out of here!
goddamn it this won't end til around 2
good
It's time let's fuckin go
Aura lost and immediately recovered with that net tweener
I’m watching all of it
Shelton's lack of rally tolerance is going to end this quickly
Shelton's inability to return is going to end this quickly
The low camera angle is sooo much better
>>157648525For me it’s court level Roger Federer highlights instead of watching Taylor Fritz matches
why doesnt shelton just go for it on second serves
>>157648543Zased
Reminds of Roddick/Fred. Just don't think Benny believes he can do it.
>>157648495Kek, too good to skip
>>157648570He unironically believes
carlos needs to bury this mutt
>>157648617Pulling for Shelton bcuz I want Zverev to win it
>>157648617Shelton will 7-6 his way to victory
If shelton actually wins the first set I'll stay up
>Carlos' brother is in the juniorsHm damn, it never ends
For me, there's only one Ben
>>157648668He doesn’t look as caveman like. Not sure if that helps him or not.
>>157648672I don't think he could take two Zverev GS titles in one year. Seppuku o algo
Ben Shankton
>>157648617Based
>>157648638Hard to see him doing it 3 times
Big Ben looking good
Carlos hasn't let anyone get over 4 games a set so far.Can Benny boy do it
>>157648737Farierasure
The double faults are an interesting tactic
Oh shit
Pressure the backhand then rush the forehand seems to be the basic game plan from Grug
How is every ballkid a lovecraftian racial hybrid
>>157648760>forgiv me but it ees very late in ethpanya eehhh bud now I smell Dee cafe con leche y todo bien me caga en este putas cuerpo
Reminder: Ben Shelton is a MAGA Chud. We want Carlos to win.
>>157648784Truly unforgivable in the big two six
>>157648780It's New York. Ground zero
>>157648780Most of them aren't even kids they're like 35
>>157648753Happening
Quiet please
Ben is beginning to believe
Grug dumping too many balls into the net right now
I wish Chicago had a major tournament. We should force Cincinnati to give us theirs.
Commentators calling Alcaraz "balanced"
>>157648784What the fuck I like the mutt now?
Over $1000 of chicken nuggets
>>157648814Based Chicongan
>>157648784>MAGA>2026ngmi
Rodman's daughter is actually pretty hot, is she Carmen Electra's daughter
>>157648814You guys can't even keep a football team
>>157648784>MIGA muttlol lmao even
It’s ogre
>>157648835off topic innit
Shitton
>>157648835No
It’s like Federer/Roddick all over again oh no no no
>He held?>Break it
I dont want any of you guys thinking you're gonna score You don't score until you score
Game, set, match. Goodnight, bros
Why do American zoomers have such a weak mind?
and there it is
>>157648835
Please give me a stream ffs
>>157648799Shelton's mom, sister and girlfriend are all moist watching Carlos play
Need a shelton melty in front of his gf
The black queer won? dead sport confirmed.
CAM ON SHELTON GET A FUCKIN BREAK
>>157648872Why does his sister look fully white
Oh no no no no not like this
>>157648870*pees on you*
Grugbros???
>>157648868looks like a bonobo in drag
Charly is finished
>>157648885It's America. Ground zero
>>157648861Bro...
No return man breaks
>carloss
Where all the naysayers at nowKeep talkin
Unforced Errorraz
>>157648914Fr fr
>>157648885Different baby daddy I assume
KINOOOOOOO
>>157648814You just need a major donor or corporate sponsor. But Chicago is driving all the rich people and companies away.
Holy kino
That was cool
IT'S A PARTY OUT THERE
That was sick
Grug needs to be studied. It's just not cricket
Grug is losing this set it’s so over
Just give the trophy to Zverev already
you just know peeps turned it off after that break kek
>>157648950>peepsHmm
>>157648948kek
>>157648948>>157648822
Even if grug wins this I don't see him being capable of breaking sinner.
>>157648956?
>>157648966Sinner lost to Djokovic in the other quarterfinal thoughDjokovic plays Nadal next so we'll see how it shakes out
>carlos
Grug is ass. Rusty af.
The camera loves Trinity
Jew York is a vile city filled with rats and criminals. This major should be disbanded and transferred to Shanghai.
>>157648948The world would become a measurably better place if the ground opened up and swallowed U.S. Open attendees
SIT DOWN BOY
Kino point
>>157648988fuck off chink
Well, the fun is over...
Kek that was a tough set point on both ends. The C.Alculator is fully calibrated I'm afraid
>todo bien
Clutchos Winneraz
Charlie is bad for tennis because he reminds you how everybody else is just a slurping Novax clone.
>>157648988Checked>>157649009Not a refutation I’m afraid
Man, I love watching Carlos play
>50% first serve won>somehow 71% second serve won
Fine. Carlos is GOAT.
>>157648948>caviar nuggetsTrumpian
>>157649019>just hit with wide margins bro dont take any chances
Even Shelton should be able to beat this version of Alcatrash
>>157648993Intercontinental Ballistic Trvke
>>157649019But they’re all so balanced
>>157649048He’ll get a million chances
>>157649048The sad part is that Shelton is playing at 110% and Carlos is barely starting to get serious
Secondsetnapcaraz but Ben still couldn't break
>>157649077Vegeta vs Goku to put it in mexican terms
Nerve gas
I don't think I've seen Ben win a single point in this match where he hit a backhand slice
>>157649158He just needs more time...
>double faulting with Alcaraz 20 feet behind the baselineFritz would never
>>157649158it's an effective shot in theory pls!
Grug reminds me of his earlier years where every service game was a battle
>>157649238It's past his bedtime now and he didn't have his usual siesta earlier
grug smash too hard
Shelton sweating like a mother fucker
Go Ben
>espn app puts up an "hdr" feed>it's literally high dynamic rangewell i'll be....
>>157649238He thrives on a knife edge
based carlos playing with his prey
ben did say he wanted to hit a 150 serve at some point this tournament. that 148 was the closest so far i think.
Grug is terrible
Charlos is finished with this set
I think he's devolving here, lads
carloth a little loose this evening. little limp. soft. thin.iffy
>>157649322beautiful
>>157649317What would a caveman devolve into?
Someone post a christing stream
>>157649329>>157645111
>>157649322She looks like a prettier Zendaya
You can’t let this dysgenic mutt win Carlos. Do it for the white race.
>>157649338woah... that was kinda racist just now... reported...
>favorite porn site for over a decade just added unblockable adsis this what divorce feels like?
>>157649366kek
Cro Magnon bros…
wow
Is Carlossover
It's carlover
must reventar
Carlos is finished
>>157649377>>157649380>>157649397Idiots
>>157649402Bro...
>>157649406I’ve seen this man at the brink of disaster before and I didn’t trust him. I will never forget that.
He won a slice backhand pointIt's over
Is it happening
Chuck looks leggy
AlcaraZZZZZZ...
ben? more like bend over charlie
this is unexpected. i thought maybe the wrist would start to act up and he'd have to do an mto. i didn't think he'd just start playing like garbage apparently unmotivated to do anything about it.
Homo erectusbros...
Grug has woken upIt's over for Ben
Ben should not give those aura-edit plays to Charles
Grug needs a white monster or mayhaps a orange creamsicle Ghost
Who designs these sideline lasers? At what millimeter of resolution do they capture? Is it point of contact with surface or electrified line?
>>157649483Palantir
Thought I saw both Grug's tights taped up.
So are we getting ABBAB or ABBB or ABAA or ABBAA?
anyone have a working stream?
>>157649528Just read the OP bro
>>157649522Mama mia, here I go again
Fuck you grug
does grug have a single ace
he can't lose, the fraudulence levels of the atp would be too high
Twitter says Alcaraz said his wrist hurts
>Zverev does nothing>wins
>>157649578
Ben is surprisingly quiet in this
>>157649591kek
Sinner absolutely livid right now knowing Ben 'Broccoli Hair' Shelton is playing Alcaraz at his absolute worst. What the fuck was that unforced error?
>>157649587
I’ve seen enough. Congrats Sascha. Is Zverev the greatest 2-slam player ever now?
the US open curse continues
>>157649610binner doesn't care about anything that happens outside of his own matches. tennis doesn't exist to binner when binner isn't present.
>>157649623What’s that?
>>157649631Fedora was last ever player to repeat US open (5-peat at that)
>>157649635Carlos is also a Rolex spokesman tho…they need to rig harder
New>>157649646
>>157649641Greatness isn’t measured by the number of titles thoughbeit
