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Love and Adoration for Comrade Mamdani
Previously: >>157645638
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>>157647261

LAD: Roki Sasaki (blister), Edwin Díaz (neck) could be activated from the injured list next week.
CHC: Dansby Swanson (oblique) could begin a minor league rehab assignment next week, according to ESPN’s Jesse Rogers
ATH: Shea Langeliers (knee) will begin a minor league rehab assignment with Triple-A Las Vegas on Thursday
AZ: Diamondbacks released OF Max Kepler
STL: Cardinals activated SS Masyn Winn from the 10-day injured list, optioned INF César Prieto to Triple-A Memphis
WSH: Nationals promoted SS prospect Eli Willits to Double-A Harrisburg
SEA: Mariners activated OF Victor Robles, LHP Hoby Milner from the family medical emergency list
LAD: Shohei Ohtani is absent from the lineup for Tuesday’s showdown against the Reds
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Maybe the Mets started losing because they witnessed their muse get filled in all her holes with halal cock. We’ll never know but they do ;)
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I'm still worried about Alysa anon not being here.
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>>157647261
Zased!
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Benintendi just sparked the comeback.
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1-0 IN THE JUDGE ERA
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Mommydani
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NU? YOU? WOO?
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FUCK

YEAH

!!!!!!!!!!
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>>157647261
Post Mrs Met ass
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>>157647261
*throws you one high and tight*
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>>157647261

Breaking down six candidates for MLB's coming expansion

After the next CBA is signed, an expansion committee won't be far away. Who are the top contenders for an MLB team?

MLB players unfiltered on salary cap, CBA talks and whether there will be a 2027 season

TOP HEADLINES
Judge returns for Yankees, goes 0-3 in opener vs. Rockies like a fat faggot failure
Roberts, Dodgers choose to sit Ohtani a day after 0-3 return; Ohtani leans on railing in protest
Cubs shortstop Dansby Swanson (oblique) nears return to field, he says his keys are “in the last place you look”
Braves P Elder out 3-4 weeks after knee surgery caused by old age
Rays place SS Walls on IL with hip flexor strain, support columns soon to follow
Pirates reliever Mattson lands on IL due to hip hop related injury
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I love being a Yankee
This is the only place I want to be
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>>157647261
Thats a big head.
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alec bum
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>>157647310
now this is just sad
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Today
I consider myself
They gayest man
On the face of the earth
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Scoring runs don't actually matter
Winning does
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>>157647333
I bet you do
>checked
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>>157647311
Salt Lake City

Lead group: Big League Chew-tah

Combined statistical area (as of 2020 Census): 2,705,693
Media market: 28th
Owner: Yes. The Larry H. Miller Company. Not that Larry Miller.
Stadium funding: Yes. A $3.5 billion pledge from ownership for a 100-acre multiuse development and $900 million in state funding intended to cover half the cost of a stadium taken from the prison system by releasing more blacks.
Stadium site: Yes. The Power Bottom District, a massive site on Salt Lake City's west side that's already under construction.
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>>157647311
One of them will be Utah, they basically have all the planning done and just need the yes from MLB. The other will probably be Raleigh or Charlotte.
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ALL RICE
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>>157647349
Nashville, Tennessee

Lead group: Music Shitty Baseball

Combined statistical area: 2,250,282
Media market: 25th
Owner: >No.
Stadium funding: No.
Stadium site: No.
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>>157647354
Nashville
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If you could name the new teams what would you name them?
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>>157647335
these feuds preceded our awareness of them and will probably last until we are extinct
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judge got pinch it for
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It’s always the fork ball but never the spoon bat or the knife glove
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>>157647275
you love to see it
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>>157647364
Raleigh, North Carolina

Lead group: MLB Gayleigh

Combined statistical area: 2,242,324
Media market: 22nd
Owner: Yes. Carolina Hurricanes and Portland Trail Blazers owner Tom DumDum has pledged support to bringing baseball to Raleigh.
Stadium funding: No. Though the North Carolina state house declined to provide $500 million for a stadium (lol), multiple politicians left open the idea of revisiting such an earmark if enough money is funneled to the IDF.
Stadium site: No, though if Dumdum pushes ahead with a bid, he has development rights for 80 acres around the Lenovo Center, the Hurricane area
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>>157647378
Vancouver Mariners
Montreal Super Expo's
Nashville/Charlotte Smokies
Salt Lake City Jazz
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based Kodai
gg Fish
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>>157647378
Nashville Nukes
Salt Lake City Punks
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>>157647378
the Salt Lake City Bees
and the Nashville Stars
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>>157647378
Faggots and Peas
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>>157647345
kek
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gg marlels
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>>157647349
I really don't get why Utah keeps trying to act like they're a major area. The only way I could see this happening is some stupid rich mormon kind of forces their way in. Other than that, everything about Manfred makes me think he'd want the biggest possible markets to be the center of expansion
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>>157647378
naming the utah team "Elders" like how san diego has the "Padres" would be fun
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RAMOS BOMB 402’
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Mets taking the series is revenge for last year
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>>157647378
City Teamies and Statey Squadies
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>Sox commentators talking about Pat Tillman and not mentioning how he got shot in the face at 10 yards by his own guys after he got disillusioned with the war and wanted to go to the media
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>>157647349
Salt Lake City would be a joke of a franchise like the Rockies. The stadium altitude will make any decent pitchers avoid signing there
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>>157647345
possibly the best pun I've seen here
eagle eyed fake dane>>157647405 clued me in
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>>157647416
now we're talking
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>>157647367
They don't have an owner interested in funding a Nashville team, Carolina does
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>>157647392
Portland, Oregon

Lead group: Portland Diamond Dick Project

Combined statistical area: 3,280,736
Media market: 23rd
Owner: No. lmao
Stadium funding: Yes. In June 2025, Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek signed a bill that earmarks up to $800 million for a baseball stadium in Portland.
Stadium site: Yes. The Portland Diamond Dick Project signed a letter of intent to buy (((Zidell Yards))), a 33-acre site on the banks of the Ofcourseamutt River.
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Based Yandy
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Brennan Bernardino career 18000 era at Yankee stadium
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>>157647408
It's a worthwhile investment in an area where the team ownership has a proven track record
money in the bank
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>>157647431
Lead group: The Orlando Ohtani Dreamers

Combined statistical area: 4,197,095
Media market: 15th
Owner: No. Orlando at one point had Rick Workman as an anchor investor, but he left the group to join the Tampa Bay Rays' new ownership consortium.
Stadium funding: No. The Orange County Tourist Development Tax Citizen Advisory Task Force denied the Dreamers' request for $975 million to help build a stadium.
Stadium site: Proposed. Located near SeaWorld, southwest of Orlando, the 35.5-acre plot would house a futuristic-looking facility designed by renowned stadium architect Populost.
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Utah is a scum flyover state populated by dumb fat people and increasing amounts of Mexicans and Jeets.
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>>157647455
>dumb fat people and increasing amounts of Mexicans
Perfect for a baseball market
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>>157647446
I read this as "Rick Wakeman" was an anchor investor...
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first time my Mets haven’t been last in the division in months kek
it’ll probably last all of three hours
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>>157647455
anywhere can be a great place to live if you have enough money
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The Utah Bees franchise! The bees are coming, the bees are coming! Sting this!
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>>157647455
we need more western representation
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Reminder that the government had to force the Utah Mormons to give up underage child marriage as a condition of statehood and yet they continue it to this day. Scum state full of pedos that made a whole religion out of it
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>the Portland Beavers
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>>157647394
>Montreal Super Expo's
Apologies for this morning, Canada.
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we already settled that it would be the Salt Lake City brine shrimp several years ago newfags
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>red sux
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a Netonian blast
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ZACH FUCKING NETO
DEMOLISHED THAT BALL OVER THE MONSTER
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>>157647484
Nice
got your Official logo right here, boss
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>>157647472
No, we actually don't. Baseball is an east coast sport
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>>157647499
>300 ft to LF
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>>157647483
apology...accepted!
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>The Portland Bluehairs
>The Nashville Stills
>The Orlando Poor Attendance
>The Montreal Second Degree Sexual Assault
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They better go with this branding and not something stupid like Yeti or Blizzard
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Nice little double for Trout
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Atlanta’s offense tonight
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>there’s a cool team called the A’s
>there’s an okay team called the J’s
>better horn in on it and call ourselves the B’s
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Trout only stays in Anaheim because they landed him with a barbed treble hook
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>>157647533
kek seethe wild cardlet
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aint no way
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Mike Trout is the Albert Fish of baseball. I mean, this guys a real jerk.
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Yankees didn't deliver tonight. Who cares that Cam's elite pitching prowess won them the game? A Ramos blast? We needed to see Judge hit a blast on his first day back from IR. Yankees are in trouble.
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The Expos were killed because anglos are bitter and hate filled
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My Red Sox are getting raped by the Angels...
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It was a good win, Metsbros :) I ate like 8 beef & chicken empanadas and I'm stuffed
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>>157647551
no one was going to the games
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The expos were killed because it’s entirely inappropriate to name a team after whipping your dick out
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>>157647551
Montreal needs to stop pretending they're French. That shit is embarrassing
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>>157647550
Yankees are 51-6 when scoring 5+ runs. The pitching is too elite.
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>>157647551
they were one of the best teams at one point and still did poor in attendance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43c9qfYZAk
20 minutes
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>>157647519
this, and then the Portland Lumberjacks
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>>157647550
This, but unironically.
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gards win
suck it Os!
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People didn’t wanna go to games just to see a hundred dicks out in the stands. If they wanted to see that they’d go to Fenway
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Cade Smith playing with his food as usual.

Approach coin landed on "take pitches", easy win for the Guards.
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i wonder if i keep coming back here because it never made sense and therefore never had any pretense to drop
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Why would a lumberjack play baseball? It makes no sense.
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gg Phils
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>>157647550
Just continue to suck CAMS dick like he wants you too PUSSY
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>>157647596
Why would a duck play ice hockey? better question
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sneako is pitching for the Angels
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>>157647311
make yt videos please, i'd watch a creator with this energy

tangential: what youtubers do you watch, /mlb/ ?
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DAAAAAA YANKEES WIN
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>calipacos already preseething about utah
kekaroo
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painter is back to sucking shit and the top three continue to only have maybe one clutch at bat per month
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>>157647609
To have fun and pass the time, why else does anybody play hockey? Use your head anon
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Canada can't handle two teams
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Out here losing to the worst team in baseball. Folks told me a month ago the Red Sox were gonna win it all
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>>157647588
i look like this and post here
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>>157647513
>Nashville Stills and Cosby
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>>157647587
has any athlete interview not gone like:
"well you know you just gotta get out there and play your game, you cant let them into your head, just do what you practice all year to do and hope your teammates pull through"
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sku in a few
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Can’t beat Mike trout and friends
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Why are there so many Angel fans in Boston? They're loud as fuck
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>>157647611
I like Baseball International and All Sports History.
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>yankees win
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>stinkees chest beating over beating the rockies
more embarrassing than michigan rushing the field on saturday
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skubal to the doyers
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>>157647621
Why is Colorado lying? I doubt they average 5k over capacity. Maybe that’s the total number of fans
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>>157647621
Vancouver could be a huge watershed monet for the league
lot's of Japanese and Koreans in Vancouver, as well as Chinese and Taiwanese
>Filipinos also love this game, and Vancouver is packed with em
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Red sux banned from the playoffs
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>>157647630
you forgot to start the answer with the word "yeah" even though the interviewer didn't ask a yes/no question
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>>157647630
yeah watch golf post round interviews. They regularly get cunty and it’s always hilarious
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>>157647663
not content to ground out, fatamir now just looks at strikeouts and points at umpires every at bat.
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>>157647657
>watershed moment
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tranime seethe kek
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>>157647650
You’re team is still in 5th place
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ANGELS WIN!
A great game from Detmers and a nice little 4 hit game from Neto.
GG Red Sox
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My Angels WON :)
you're team... lost :(
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>>157647566
>>157647575
The poor attendance was the result of francophones not being welcomed by the greater baseball community. MLB didn't genuinely invest in building the Quebec market
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Put a team called the Forkies in Yellow Knife
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>POODRES
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>judge returns
>does nothing
>gets subbed out 2/3 of the way through
>his replacement his a gigantic home run immediately

bros…is this proof we can do it without judge?
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>>157647655
It was their first ever season and they played at the old Mile High NFL stadium, Coors wasn't built yet.
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Yankees win
/mlb/ loses
Say the line /mlb/
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They forgot about my Wreckies >:(
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>>157647667
ah fuck you're right

>>157647670
golf players are not athletes just as golf is not a sport - it is an event and it has participants
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Pad Bednar’s saves for no risk fairs
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doyers!
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gg Rockies.
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>>157647690
it’s got to be exhausting for you being wrong about everything all the time
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>34 CONSECUTIVE WINNING SEASONS
BEST IN BASEBALL
NEW YORK NEW YORK
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>>157647683
we've been doing it since June
even the best player on their best season can only move the needle so much. optimistically we'd be closer to winning the AL East
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>>157647683
judge will just be used as a threat from the bench

pitchers have to give the other 9 yankees better chances cause judge might randomly get subbed in. its genius.
other teams should sign a guy who was once great but just sits on the bench as an intimidator.

the dodgers will likely sign bonds soon for this reason
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Henry Bolte the jays killer
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>we
>my team
>our
lmao
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>>157647683
judge can be used strategically going forward. hes not really a starter anymore but can sub in and out as needed, or be put before someone who can actually hit well and stay healthy to boost their avg/ops.
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>>157647703
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>>157647707
The best shot at reducing the randomness of the playoffs is hunting down the Rays over the next 3 weeks.
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>>157647708
dodgers finances have been frozen for crimes against the american people
trust the plan
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>>157647722
you’re proving my point
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>bolte on base again
>oak fucking up again
>jays making a 6 era pitcher look like cy young again
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>>157647713
we know, it's just shorthand for "the team I root for"

>>157647703
who are you mad at?
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>>157647721
If he gives us 190 wRC+ in the final two weeks and looks lost in his first week back, that's an absolute win.
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>>157647731
at least we still have both challenges
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Mesa is so good defensively
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Bit ironic a bunch of players who can’t even hit over .300 plan to go on strike like they don’t do it forty times a day
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>>157647729
am different anon that was giving you advice
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>>157647742
Defense is just rng; sometimes you field the ball, sometimes you don’t.
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I put $100 on the Brewers ML
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https://youtu.be/ZBd5I-H0SuU?si=2eSRP5JYkM3L9IbL how dare they make a mockery of this beautiful sport with this racist nonsense......
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ggs braves
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>>157647697
They should retake these photos. Have the guys in that shoot aren't even on the team anymore.
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>>157647748
I’m the anon that’s always right about everything and it’s a top tier chad
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>>157647742
He’s probably a pedophile like most Rays prospects.
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“If there’s grass on the infield, play ball.”
t. Rays prospects
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>>157647703
>>157647722
>>157647729
>>157647748
what was so offensive about the post
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I know this is way too early but my Dodgers are guaranteed the W tonight.

Incoming Skubal perfect game. Better luck tomorrow, reds.
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>>157647763
you could stand to tighten up your grammar
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>>157647774
I could also sit to continue as is
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Rays win!
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>>157647780
sit on this dick
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>>157647773
Unrelated but, The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enough
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>>157647780
what>>157647783 said
you're not clever or funny you're just kind of a twat
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>the Rays turning back the clock on Peralta
Mestizos kek
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“If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock”
-Rays prospects
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>>157647784
They're the lovable losers and underdogs, who cares
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>>157647790
the best kind apparently
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>>157647782
Not in October
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>>157647752
this is kino
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>>157647784
well, some of you are going to have to start pulling your weight cause I couldn't hate them anymore than I do now, my least favorite team by a long measure
>not even a Yankee fan
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i think mize was an al central merchant
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the mets have the same record as the mariners
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>>157647577
starting now!
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>no ohtani
>no tucker
the win streak will reach 6 tonight!
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Man that big booba brewers milf doesn’t miss any games
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kirsten :)
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skubal to the doyers
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Shoulda been the Florida Man Rays
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>>157647831
uniforms would’ve been a lot cooler
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>>157647713
/nfl/ coded
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>>157647819
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i like how the doyer booth keep acting sad about ohtani not being in the lineup for the past week as if he contributes anything
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>>157647845
/our/ doyers :)
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>>157647852
Two trash ass baffoons
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Nosotros Doyers
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>>157647854
He allows them to dream though
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>>157647854
Ohtani allows us to dream
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phew my jays are not fucking up
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How can Okamato not be ROY?
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>>157647868
>>157647870
i stand corrected
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>>157647868
>>157647870
dream of what?
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do brewers fans really boo their own closer or is american family field just wrigley north?
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>>157647790
god damn you're a fag
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RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
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>>157647873
Murakami
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Every team needs a big Japanese hitter.
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>>157647889
kek seethe bitch
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A's are you okay? Are you okay A's?
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>>157647908
me on the left
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>>157647873
doubt anyone can beat McGonigle
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>>157647888
Unrelated but, The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enoug
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>>157647908
Yeah that’s what it looks like when a girl goes down on me
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>>157647378
SLC Bees
Nashville Music
Portland Beavers
Charlotte Swarm
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>>157647908
That looks vile
>>
ITFDB
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alrighttt
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kek nice challenge
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>>157647926
all that and they're still in 3rd place?
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Shaw on the Cubs with the worst challenge you've ever seen.
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>>157647706
Wow that's impressive! You must have a lot of World Series titles in the last generation (25 years)
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skubal to the doyers
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It’s starting to get to me bros. My wife said she did something for me and I started to think of all these sexual things or clothes she could have bought but she just meant she took the trash out which was very nice of her since I worked late
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6 new teams
>Utah, Portland, Sacramento, Nashville, Charlotte, Indianapolis
Blue Jays relocate to Orlando
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>>157647945
i didn't see it though
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>>157647926
>Unrelated but,
you know you can just post things without replying to anyone?
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>>157647873
30 year old "rookie" with 10 professional seasons under his belt btw. 100% doesn't deserve it regardless of performance
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>>157647945
>shaw
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>>157647956
turn your monitor on haha
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you’re telling me the Dodgers get to play the rockies 13 times a year
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>>157647945
Does baseball savant track the worst challenges this year? Would like to see
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>>157647908
Big dogs gotta get ate
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>>157647950
you're not married and the doctor reminded you to take your pills EVERY DAY
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>>157647951
>36 teams
god that would be horrible
there'd be 8-10 100-loss teams every year
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>>157647950
based wife
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>>157647956
>>157647965
>I actually went back to screencap it for you
>>157647961
wasn't really paying attention but yeah
>>157647969
think so but that site is a maze
>>
Rockies have a batter that has 37 homers? How? I thought their whole team comprised of AAA players
>>
Attaeye conforto
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>>157647978
easy to see why she's not putting out
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>>157647968
the nl east gets to play the mest 13 times a year. what's your point?
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>another absolutely perfect night in Seattle
i'm so glad chuds think this city is a hellhole and don't move here lol
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>>157647979
>>157647961
wait a minute it actually was Shaw, I thought you were telling me I was fingering the wrong cubbie
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>>157647981
They are are the 7th-ranked offense in baseball.
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>>157647987
we want to see a WS parade, troon
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its so fucking hot, bros. i miss the rain
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the fucking newfags don't even know about >shaw
what is this world coming to
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>>157647993
>Shaw!
Reminds me of that tragedy
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>>157647987
its a great place for asian pussy
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>>157647979
kek scuba
>>
>>157647968
many are saying the dodgers are just rockies merchants
>>
pooers kek
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>>157647979
I think jizz chimpolm had a worse one than this
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>>157647999
Love titties
>checked
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KELLY DOUBLE!!!1
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>>157647950
Gay faggot just jerk off
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>>157647999
You can't play baseball in rain
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>>157648000
World isn't coming, it's going
>checked
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>>157647968
many are saying the dodgers are just back to back world series champs
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>>157647999
i frolic like this
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sewer sisters...not like this
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>>157647999
women are fucking stupid
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>>157647997
Lmao how are they so shit then
>>
>>157647395
I got real nervous after the first run scored kek
I feel bad for thinking this way of him, but I'm always worried he's one pitch away from collapsing like a house of cards
>>
BIG WILLY
>>
>>157647999
Checked and this reminds me of that Dan Soder bit

https://youtube.com/shorts/dJcKCwZjObo?is=NgKoeC_kPH8lEXhf
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>women are fucking stupid
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smitty
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>>157648050
virgin
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>>157648057
Do you know anything about Coors Field
>>
Nobody cares doyerpacos
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>>157648074
BIG DICK WILLIE
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pc-ACK!!!
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>>157648057
Just imagine Masataka Yoshida pitching every day for your team
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BIG DICK WILLIE
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>>157648061
Hope she sees this.
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>>157648057
Their offense sucks ass when not at home
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everyone cares dodgerchads
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>>157648073
>red sux fans
>knowing anything
They left in May only to come back once they finally put together a win. We don't hate Red Sox fans nearly enough.
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>>157648038
oh yeah? make a tiktok and prove it so we know how much whimsy you got in your life
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>>157648072
you're single and have never had sex
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0/40 club, members: 1
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I spent all day sanding a dining room set for my family, my arms are so sore.
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I have zero whimsy
I suppressed it and now I cant get it back even I wanted to
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>>157648106
this is equally as impressive as 50/50 because they are both 1 of 1
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>>157648088
>retarded zoomer can't conceive of singular thought
yeah that checks out. yall are fucking doomed
>>
Good Morning Saar is throwing some spicy curry.
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>>157648117
Ok buddy retard
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>>157648112
Heroic dose of psychedelics will fix you
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>>157648111
checked and respeck. sanding fucking sucks dick.
>>
>>157648112
>dead inside and posts on the chinz
>says everything ironically so no one could ever suspect him of being a genuine person because that's cringe
many such cases
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>>157648058
nah I feel the same about him
he’s been really good (overall) in that closer position, but it still makes me nervous
the forkball was pretty nasty today though and it’s nice to have another win
>>
>>157648112
that's usually what causes addiction and alcoholism
>>
What happened to Skubal? Why is he washed now?
>>
>>157648132
I was half watching toward the end but did he throw like 8 in a row and somehow get the job done? I guess when you're pitching 1 inning it's fine but I wish he could consistently get ahead with the fastball
>>
>>157648145
Suppressing whimsy or having whimsy?
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>>157648093
Actually im yankee fan that doesnt give a fuck about LOSER teams thats why im surprised to see sluggers in that shit team
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brewers are cheating
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>>157648153
AL to NL transition is tawlf bapa
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no...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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not so fast cubtrannies
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>>157648157
suppressing it and needing a crutch to unleash it-jmo
>>
RAVE!
>>
SCUBA DUBA DOOO
WHERE ARE YOUUUU
>>
why do players do the hang loose sign on the field?
this ain't the beach wtf
>>
>>157648128
no not dead inside at all
probably just need to have kids tbqh
>>
>>157648181
Probably because baseball requires you to be both disciplined and loose so ya gotta remind em to be a little lose with it.
>>
Is there any demand in Vancouver for an MLB team?
>>
I would be an alcoholic if the hangovers didn't incapacitate me for days at a time.
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>>157648189
i'll impregnate you
>>
your mom hang loose kek
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>>157648189
I’m excited to pass on all my faults to my kids. If any aren’t genetic I’ll teach them
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>>157648202
this is exactly why i stopped drinking 8 years ago
>>
>>157648202
Almost forgot the average age of this genny is 55
>>
>Poodres and Stankees wish they had Hololive talents watch and stream during their games
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>>157648213
Unrelated but, The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enoug
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>>157648189
maybe not the case for you but I feel like having kids is the excuse a lot of people use to find meaning and then a lot of people end up feeling trapped by having kids also
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>>157648199
The canucks don't even have their own practice facility
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Should I try brewing crappy beer? I need a hobby that is mostly waiting. Or can you make yogurt or something similar at home? I feel like fermenting would be a good thing for me but I don’t like a lot of fermented foods
>>
stupid ass cusbs
>>
>>157648213
some people are just more prone to hangovers
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>>157648202
literally just eat some carbs and chug a water before you fall asleep. fucking amateur hour
>>
>>157648153
Some pitchers do better in shit teams with no pressure
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>>157648217
>fans all got cucked when they moved to japan
humilation ritual
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>>157648223
Biologically it’s the only reason we exist so from that standpoint it should be our meaning. But obviously that doesn’t really hold up in real life since meaning is an abstract concept made up by humans
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>>157648234
doesn't work. I've tried everything.
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>>157648224
Yeah but who cares about that dying sport
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>>157648223
funny enough i had two coworkers at the dealership i used to work at about the same age who started having kids around the same time. the one was fun and lively and had his soul ground into dust while the other went from a chunk of wet clay to a skinnier, happier fountain of joy. life is weird
>>
>>157648234
>>157648247
waking up to take a leak and chugging some gatorade before going back to sleep is the best
>>
>>157648223
yeah theres a lot of people unable to surrender themselves to parenthood
>>
>>157648256
>mexico city
yeah no
>>
Oakland as an expansion city when it just had a team is hilarious
>>
>>157648256
Mexico city is too much of a shithole
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>>157648256
>Mexico City
>somehow whiter than half of the southwest teams
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Just give LA and NY both another team and problem solved
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>>157648244
>it’s the only reason we exist
source?
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>>157648270
when were you last there? i went in 2023 and it was absolutely beautiful...
>>
rispgers incoming
>>
I’m watching game of thrones so why do they keep saying a Lannister always gays his Mets?
>>
>>157648270
>>157648273
Mexico City has an even higher elevation than Denver. We don’t need another pitchers graveyard
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>>157648189
just be prepared to live in service of another life. it's a beautiful thing if you can tolerate that
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>>157648290
Sick reference bro very tinely
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kek resd
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hbpman
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>>157648297
I only watch things 15 years after everybody else so I’m always ironic
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>>157648294
>we don't need more dingers
>>
I think it should be “hit with pitch” rather than “hit by pitch”
>>
>>157648311
i tried to do this with the gta vice city radio stations but everything came even truer in real life sadly
>>
>be monkey bats
>kill the rally
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I said boom boom boom, everybody say wayo
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hit from pitch
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can my chadres please lock in?
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anglels
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>>157648316
so death with cop, not death by cop?
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Lmao cubbietroons
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cub trannies KEK
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>>157648321
wayo
>>
SCUBA KEK
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cubs are not a serious ball club
>>
>>157648334
That was the biggest kick in the dick for the cubbos I've ever seen
>>
kek sneks
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>>157648275
Long Beach Locos and Brooklyn Robins
>>
I'm glad my cubbies won. I didn't even need to watch them get that bum Chourio out.
>>
>>157648338
give 'em a chance
>>
>>157648311
I finally finished watching the Sopranos about 3 years ago after initially watching the first season when it debuted.
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>losing to the sewers into losing to the panthers
>>
I now have $179 from the Brewers.
>>
>>157648290
If you're enjoying the dialogue, politics, and writing, all of that goes in to a tailspin after Season 4. If you enjoy the dragons, titties/dicks, and big action scenes, that maintains relative quality till the end.
>>
That brewers player looks like vinicius
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WE OWN YOU.
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>>157648352
it was both meh and entertaining for me. I was only disappointed in the last 2 episodes.
>>
>>157648338
>don’t trade for Detmers and go for it
>see what he’s doing and laugh
They really had him and said nah
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>>157648154
yea lol was pretty crazy, got a lot of swing and miss
I was concerned he was going to give it away too, kept expecting him to change it up with some high heat, but he stuck to it
after he allowed the hit, there was a mound visit and he just threw straight forkballs to close the inning lol
>>
>90 wins somehow isn't enough to clinch a postseason berth yet
do we really need to see more from the brewers?
>>
Who’s the weird coworker at your workplace? For me it’s the guy who makes odd grunting noises and married a SEAmonkey
>>
if Utah gets a team then they should have Danish heritage night
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>>157648311
I just started 24, Burn Notice, and the reimagined Battlestar Galactica late last month.
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>>157648381
I have been watching Psych re runs for years
>>
ELLY!
>>
>>157648378
I been off work for fourth months. I still leave my house, so I cant be a NEET.
>>
>skubshit
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>>157648388
Psych is pretty comfy. I like that episode where Shawn hires a sports therapist because he has the yips.
>>
holy fuck cruz missile
even joe davis was shocked lmao
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it's over
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>>157648388
man you gotta watch new shit, no matter what it is. this is a golden period in entertainment history where everything new is complete shit and we all have a chance to catch up on our watch lists.
>>
>>157648381
The first like 5 seasons of 24 is so good
>>
>>157648380
what do you call a danish (pastry) in daneland?
>>
>>157648377
>>>/cfb/
>>
I just found out that my brother does $1 moneyline bets on ballgames and is somehow down over $500.......
>>
>>157648412
He probably bet on 500 games and lost every time
>>
>>157648408
I've paid it the least attention of the three so far, only about 6 episodes. Burn Notice is really easy watching with very kino characters and scenes but I've been binging BSG and am almost through season 2 already.
>>
when a reds player walks a game off instead of gatorade they should dump skyline chili on them
>>
>>157648409
Wienerbrød
Vienna Bread
>>
How are the 90-win juggernaut Mariners doing?
>>
>>157647349
SLC makes sense since their natural rival ,Las Vegas, just secured a baseball team. Both cities are L.A. suburbs though.
>>
>>157648419
It's just depressing to know my own brother is such a sucker
>>
>>157648427
So the pastry that is called a danish outside of Denmark is called Vienna bread in Denmark. What is it called in Vienna?
>>
>>157648420
Don't forget to watch Lost
It's one of the Boomer core shows
>>
>smoked in the foot
Ouch!
>>
>>157648439
Kopenhagener
>>
>>157648438
He’s just figuring out his system, he’ll turn it around soon
>>
>>157648420
BSG falls apart very quickly sadly
Never watched burn notice
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Name a bigger cuck in baseball.
>>
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck teo....
>>
>>157648441
Lost is genx milliex, boomer would be like Sliders or SeaQuest
>>
teo ran out of steam
>>
teo you bum
>>
Elly took Skoob 600 FT
>>
Only a latinx would try that shit
>>
kek teo is pure entertainment
>>
KEK NO FUCKING WAY HE TRIED THAT. Holy fuck that's so retarded it's based
>>
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thinking about buying a new jersey
>>
>>157648439
is there bad blood between Denmark and Austria?
>>
Teo retard
>>
>>157648433
lol
lmao even
>>
>>157648457
ya
>>
THATS RIGHT BITCH ELLY OWNS YOU
>>
teo did that on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>
>>157648466
no idea but but pastries in Vienna are elite
>>
>>157648378
one of the warehouse guys at a place I worked at years ago comes to mind. I don't know if he was delusional or a pathological liar. He seldom ever talked but when he did, he would uncork the weirdest shit. One time he claimed he stopped a heist by a group of armed and masked gunmen by entering a bank through an empty elevator shaft and then picking them off one by one with a sniper rifle. That was supposed to have happened on his most recent vacation from work.
>>
>>157648474
duh
>>
>>157648465
MLB Shop had this jersey on sale for 120 trumpbux
>>
>>157648474
Bro thought he was PCA
>>
>>157648456
>Sliders
I watched this on Netflix when I was like 12 and the streaming was new and it was like one of the only shows on there, that was some hot garbage .
>>
>>157648477
lmao the kid we used to work with on overnights would tell us about "drugs" he invented that he claimed to have taken in the company of "not half bad lookin' girls"
>>
>>157648378
theres a gay guy at my work who is very manicured and hygienic but always smells of poo
wonder if his bumhole doesnt close properly
>>
>>157648449
Thanks for being kind, anon
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>>157648329
By this reasoning it should be “hit by pitcher” then
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Nga thought he was Benny the jet Rodrigues
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sneks win another late inning thriller
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>gut-wrenching loss, WC1 in jeopardy, division hopes slowly dying
>barves lose
>cusb lose
And even the Padres are losing too!
>>
>>157648352
I’m thoroughly not enjoying it but it has its hilarious moments so far.
>>
>>157648498
agreed
>>
>>157648502
padres are losing too
hope you snag the wildcard spot
>>
>Mariners top prospect just casually blitzed the ball 474 feet
2027 is going to be magical.
>>
As a cubs fan I'm so sorry
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>>157648511
says the pajeet
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>>157648511
>flag
So saary, saar......
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MY GOD, LAZARO MONTES. I've been watching games at Safeco since day one and I've never seen a ball come within 10 rows of that home run.
This guy is an ANIMAL.
>>
>>157648380
the rich cultural history of pastry, like there aren’t enough flyover fatties in Utah
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>>157648516
snatching defeat from thew jaws of victory and shit
>>
>>157648512
Emerson and Kade look promising. And gotta think Julio and Naydawg will be better next year. Plus I really like Woo even though his stats are a little shaky
>>
I'm thinkin munchy goes yard tonight
check em
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can my padres please lock in, the royals didn't help us...
>>
>>157648512
You guys said that shit about this year and then Cal pissed off the baseball gods
>>
I just realized Tolle is pronounced toll-ee instead of like "toll" in toll booth
I'm a little disappointed
>>
>>157648466
Plunder is german for when you fold dough with butter which is how Danish is made
you take the dough and put sticks of butt on it.
then you fold it and you roll it flat
then you fold it again and roll it flat
that technique apparently came from Vienna
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>>157648533
>>
Brewers are a solved team and the Cubs haven't figured it out despite the spending/big market advantage.
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>>157648531
>Josh Naylor
He will never be great and Julio needs a year in the minors!
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gn
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>Swinging at absolute shit.

Stop trying to be heroes, you retards
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>>157648512
there won't be baseball in 2027
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>>157648539
why didn't >your team qualify for the Premier12?
nice mascot btw
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>>157648539
Palestine is Jewish soil.
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>>157648557
gn
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>>157648557
gn anon. very comfy lookin room
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>>157648557
gin
>>
>>157648553
Chicago is a Glock switchy city that watches basketball occasionally.
>>
>>157648558
how do you think they won the 2025 ws?
>>
>Don Aase
lmao
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getting one hit shutout by the Nats bullpen is season ending...
>>
>>157648563
that’s not true
>>
Elly has been destroying baseballs for a few weeks now. Not just hrs, but 117mph liners and shit. This version of him can be the face of baseball someday. He's also had a really good under the radar season cuz he plays in purgatory Flyover, USA.
>>
fuck you...!
>>
The nationals play at nationals park which isn’t even a national park lmao
>>
>>157648582
who me?
>>
>>157648577
doesn't matter. no one will ever do anything about it.
>>
I dont know where the mic is for the a's n jays game but the crowd is hilarious
>>
peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodres
>>
>>157648591
cool, sounds like you’d be just fine on your own then
>>
>>157648578
Elly for Mark Vientos, you in?
>>
skoobie dookie doo aint it
>>
Wait a minute, statcast has an Elly relay to throw clocked at 105.3mph tonight????
>>
poodrepacos thought that one was gone kek
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no longer a shutout, actually chadres are back and fighting!
>>
Elly will look good in an Angels jersey
>>
>>157648594
Yahweh? More like No Way heh heh
>>
>>
>>157648607
This is the 105.3 mph relay vid. Doesn't really show much of the throw, other than it getting there well in time. Is there another angle?

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2097521911676690693
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/nu/

>>157648623
>>157648623
>>157648623

/nu/
>>
IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANEEZ I WAS A MOOKIE
>>
>>157648602
>jew balls, jew strikes, and the yidtch...



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