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doyers
Wyatt Langford just owned Seattle kek
>>157648634suck
I got cucked by the five minute clock. This would’ve been the OP image. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
A's favored by the joooz edition
go go go
>Hey Jesus, you suck!This crowd is awesome haha
A’s? More like Ashkenazis
>>157648644ya took my dubs
>450+ dingers>105mph+ relays>117mph+ doubles>record times around the bases>stole 2nd 3rd and home on 2 pitches>isn't even in his prime yet
>>157648623bazz made the bakespie news!
>>157648642Isnt revenge a big no no in almost all major religions?
>>157648657trip on winky
Jesus Sanchez used to do the Soto shuffle in Miami but Miguel Rojas would bully him until Jazz stood up for him.
>>157648663>he doesn't cometh with a sword
>>157648654Hey pal, some people just want to eat hot dogs and watch the game.
>>157648663when has religion ever stopped anybody from doing anything?
>>157648656
>>157648665I would never debase myself by tripping like a faggot. I shitpost with myself way too much to get away with that here.
HOUSE REAL BIGCARS REAL BIG
JESUS SWAGJAZZ SWAG>Miggy Ho tried to stop this
>pooriners
>>157648657Actually players are better than ever while young but often now peak at their very best. So don’t necessarily expect a peak in late 20s.
Ain’t never been a peak like Everest
The A's Ump looks like he is going to pass out haha
>>157648675sure thing winky
>strand diego>can't punish Nats bullpen bullpenI can't wait til we clean house this off season, those buss brothers and new owner needs to cook fr fr
KEK
I want to shoot Eduardo Bazardo into the sun. Dumb motherfucker better just disappear after this season. He may be the worst reliever I've ever seen in this franchise and that includes Bobby Ayala.
Remember when the book on him was to bring in lefties?
>>157648695He’d post a 1.58 ERA with the Yankees
>>157648680might as well be a plot of women attractiveness
More like Eduardo Bastardo
>>157648700He’s been a top-5 SS.
wtf
Skubal is a bum.
>>157648623What happened to Bakespie, Sr.?
good shit teo
teo redeemed
>>157648700I remember neckbeard Reds fans deciding that some kid just figuring out major league pitching should ditch SH and go full time lefty. Baseball fans fancy themselves as intellectuals, but they're more often than not retarded.
>>157648704yeah if you're a pedo freak
If I had to choose between Elly or Gunnar i'm picking Gunnar, he just plays baseball right.
fuck yeah Teothis superman shit works
The Dodgers are losing to the Reds, maybe they need more money?
>>157648723the prettiest girls in public are with their parents
>>157648724Gunner is a league-average batter this season you racist mudflap.
>>157648704>not peaking at 16
>>157648723leave pedestrians out of this
I didn't even realize they gave Cucker the day off
>>157648726they've never been losing at any point in this game, maybe you're just stupid?
>>157648731call the FBI on pedo anon over here
>>157648744weird same
>>157648740Is that 16 in Dominican years or 16 in American years?
>freelandDave you retard
>>157648731yeah you should be strung up from a telephone pole by your ankles and slit under your bellybutton for all to see
>>157648745>Being up by 1 fickle run is like 3-peating for doyer RNGers
1. Witt2. Elly3. Lindor4. McGonigle5. HendersonAccurate top 5 SS? Off the dome so might've missed someone obvious
>>157648758I accept your concession
>>157648762>mcgonniger
anglels
>>157648746>>157648756they look back too
>>157648762Ryback
>.222 AVGQuick send another appraiser to inflate the Dodger farm value
I often think about that poor fat man who went for a ball and his entire ass fell out on live tv. I wonder what he's up to these days. Not even sure how you come back from that. I hope he's doing alright.
are they called the Dodgers because they’re dodging the one seed since they don’t wanna face the Cubs and Phillies in the playoffs?
>>157648762>lindorlmao
>>157648774kim was hitting better, but he was just slapping the ball here and there. freeland had the lower average and and had less hits and stuck out more, but he hit like a 3-run one time and kim was gone after that. the importance of power
>>157648783
>>157648783wtf are you talking about, he's probably drowning in pussy because of that stunt.
The Heros Shade from Twlight Princess is the Link from OOT? Thats stupid.
>>157648680where is ohtani on this graph?
>>157648793Just brutal man. Can you imagine trying to go on with life after this?
>>157648789Sounds like they are both BUSTS. Lmao how do you get replaced by a guy batting Mendoza line.
>lossing to the resd
holy fuck vlad.......
>>157648783I don't feel sorry for people like that at all. everyone has to stop what they're doing to accommodate them regularly in high traffic areas as if they deserve legit handicapped status.
>>157648810they're both good depth pieces. they're not gonna be stars or anything
>>157648813>Toronto is not a good team. I don’t care what their record was last year. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, and they don't run the bases well.
>>157648787He went 30/30 last year and has looked good in limited time this year. Who would you bump him out for?
>>157648762Top 5 SS in 1926 (by war)1. Joe Sewell - Cleveland Indians2. Topper Rigney - Boston Red Sox3. Travis Jackson - NYG4. Dave Bancroft - Boston Braves5. Glenn Wright - PiratesI love baseball history.
>>157648828Anthony Volpe, at least he’s clutch in the RNG postseason.
>>157648765How you feeling now that your franchise will be saved by Stan Kroneke, angels bro.
>>157648818what if he just has a slow metabolism?
munchy
that funky muncy
jays once again proving why theyre the FATTEST ball club
>>157648828he should be there unless he still can't turn double plays that he should
>>157648793obligatory>do americans really
>>157648783not the guy who Josh Hamilton tossed a baseball to and he fell from the stands to his death in front of his 6 year old son, so the Rangers built a statue in remembrance of him and the fans used the statue's pedestal as a trash receptacle for their empty beer cups on the way out of the stadium and then just 2 years later they imploded the stadium and said statue?
>>157648836Really good I have some hope for the first time in years
>>157648853>>157648847reminder this is the same poster using his phone and ipad, he will claim with a screenie that they aren't the same though and then seethe about trump
>>157648859>said the AmericanYou're dumb as a bag of rng rocks
This is what a 105.3 mph relay throw looks like. Elly has a toolset that nobody else has ever held. And it's still mostly all unrealized. The sad part is he's prone to upper leg injuries which takes away perhaps his best tool, his speed.
>>157648859just cubs fans
>>157648806I think shame left his list of concerns many years ago
nah americans are the smartest
>>157648869did you factor in the postseason RNG?
>>157648838I'm not without sympathy and I'd say I'm probably sympathetic most of the time but there are still times when I can feel contempt, especially when it feels like they're acting entitled to a tacit kind of special deferential treatment.
>>157648834Isn't he down in AAA rn>>157648854Honestly his glove and, surprisingly, even his arm look good rn
NOT SO FAST ARIZONASISSIES.
>>157648838no such thing, slow metabolism is caused by things that can be cured, either because they live a sedentary life or they have a fucked up thyroid, but it can be solved
>>157648896Yeah, he’s in Scranton PA, or some shit trying to become a second baseman.
>>157648900watch your own game, doyerpaco
>>157648892for sitting in a hospitality area?
>>157648875bih, you've been making these posts for 3 years. we all know he's a freak of nature but he's not going to every be the greatest of all time.
>>157648916Or he could literally become the greatest of all time, what do you know?
>>157648910the airplane fare shit is the real issue
>>157648909why watch when ohtani isn't playing and yams isn't on the mound?
>>157648904
>>157648909KEK seethe bitch
>>157648916how do you know I've been making these posts for three years? Are you a career 4chan janny or mod?(I have been making these posts for 3 years btw, and there's only one way this fag would know it)
>>157648927what?????
>>157648935I knew
>doggie doos losing to cincy
CAMPPYYY
Padres :)
>>157648935how do you know im gay(im gay)
>>157648943lossing*
yet another game blown by the bullpen :(I hate this Nats team
>>157648945too skinny, absolutely disgusting
>>157648945EW she looks OLD
>>157648935kek. you really are lacking in self-awareness. there, there, I mean you no harm.
mookie slap!
dodgers are winning thoeverbeit
NCDP
Pete's got an outside shot at 40 this year if he catches fire
>>157648960I'm lacking in many things, but self awareness is a whiff. >there, there,Found the rdtfaggot
i just had six whoppers (the candy)
BIG DICK WILLY!
>>157648951Chadres.... They just needed more time. Such a weird team, they fucking suck against 5-8 era pitchers, but always put a good battle against good 1-3 era pitchers.
>>157648975Didn't even know they still made those. Thought the movie theaters were still trying to sell off their 1940s supply.
>>157648945she's no sausage girl
freddie :)
>>157648940you should stay in your lane. your skin is thin and you're the proverbial steak on the table around here.
>dookie betts
MILK DUDS
>>157648985I'd give her my sausage, if you catch my drift
Freddie Freeman's gotta be the most liked player on /mlb/. Even the soulless Dodgers couldn't corrupt his image
>>157648997are you talking about getting the weiner into the bun?
>>157648991>"the airplane fare shit"alright then just keep hallucinating that we all know exactly what you mean retard
is sports suffering from too much data? I feel like golf went to shit before any sport due to chasing ball speed, but baseball is right there too w/shifts, spin rate, etc. football has spin rate and hand size. basketball has the gayest analytics imaginable. do sports need to be dumbed back down?
Trevino. The worlds premier defensive catcher o algo.
I wasn't paying attention, was that a failed hit & run or simply the worst stolen base attempt I've ever seen?
>>157649004are you upset about battingami?
>>157649001dodgers are most soul
Padres won that game btw
>>157649004Golf went to shit because they don't have an entertaining postseason.
>>157649016I hate battingami, but I'm more pissed that literally every pro golfer is swinging out of their shoes to chase distance. I think it's an epidemic across sports. It was more entertaining and fun when they just went out there and played.
>>157649004baseball has been "there" since about 1999. don't sweat it kiddo
Chadres win, sorry Walgreens, we are not letting that hell hole Arizona waste a playoff spot.
kek how do you swing at that
gg As,
GG A's.
>>157649004I like how basketballs analytics tended towards shoot 3s and draw fouls and the game turned to total shit over night. Baseball is at least kind of finding a happier medium.
>>157649020I fully agree with this. But I think match play is the purest form of golf so the upcoming changes are going to be good. But it's still stupid to see 5-4 17 year old 140lb amateurs getting spinal fusion surgery because they're breaking their back to chase ball speed.
>>157648975I never liked whoppers. that malted milk shit has a weird texture and gets stuck in my teeth.
Skubal really went from Javier Baez to Mookie Betts. That's somehow a downgrade.
>>157649024don't look at the doyers batting average and how their best hitters don't even crack .275 but has SLUG of .600
>>157649038>That one group of Haitian kids in fifth grade
where's DIAZ
>>157649003kek. mb, I replied to the wrong post. fees are determined by weight. jet fuel is the main cost. fatties pay the same price for a seat on a plane as as skellies. you get dinged hard for any extra baggage weight you want to bring along. I'm assuming it must be known that obese people would win some sort of potential discrimination lawsuit since the airlines don't charge customers by the total weight they bring onto the plane.
>>157649030it was supposed to be a padbacks summer
>>157649057
>>157649030sorry babe, I only fuck the mouse
>>157649059you sound like a massive faggot. pack a personal item like a normal person and stuff it under the seat. what do you need, a second makeup bag?
Another Elly piss missile
Edretardo Rodriguez is the latest failed Dodger prospect. No control at age 33.
>>157649004soccer so far hasn't
Sob sigh kek wheeze lel
>>157649075I wouldn't know, but it was so gay to begin with it's still a non starter for me.
I can't believe i doubted my chadres could win that game
>>157649070why do you think people fly or travel, shit for brains? it's for a variety of reasons. some people are always going toneed to bring more shit with them than others.
>>157649059In the Philippines for some domestic flights they weigh you and price accordingly. I think it's above 100kg or 220lbs for a surcharge, so I was just ok.
>>157649086WHAT IS THIS
Elly is auditioning for the Doyers like nobody told him the owner is broke and on a fasttrack to prison.
>>157649075Kek based retard
>>157649074lol retard
>>157649088it's okay to be gay, buddy, just admit it
>>157649093He doesn't want to go to LA.
Anyone have the Doyers RISP meme?
teo
teo!!
>>157649099he has said repeatedly that la is "his city"
who the fuck is this guy
>>157649110Yeah he fucking owns y'all lmao
>>157649098again, shit for brains, read this anons >>157649089 post.do you understand the very simple concept of weight variance on fuel efficiency, shit for brains?
>>157649105>>157649104>>157648871
>>157649074it turns out if u can throw 102-104 with spin, you can just aim at the center of the zone and get guys out
>>157649086Based doro
>>157649111Junior caminero
>>157649099He was a rookie calling LA "his city". He's wanted to be a Dodger forever, but now that the well has dried up I'm sure he'll adjust to lowly pinstripes or some shit.
Dodgers bullpen has the W locked!Fuck off Elly De La Shit!
>>157649114>uhhhh yeah i need my strolling wardrobe. and my foundation palette. and my blushes! oh...and my corsets...and my high heels! and my collars! hmmm better pack some extra enemas...
>pinch hitting tucker
>>157649117Just like mlb the show
>>157649130kek he really do be like that
>>157649130I don't need the last word, but you know the missed the boat on this one dickweed.
>>157649126The Dodgers will be ash and dust in 2030 if not totally bankrupt.
>>157649143you talk like a fag
>>157649143i go places with some extra underwear and a hoodie. what the fuck do you need to bring, gayboy??
>>157649126Can you substantiate anything other than that first sentence?
Only Hawk can counter Sausage girl to save Tanner Scott from blowing this
just a reminder nobody goes to "LA" but rather to places around LA, such as Hollywood, Long Beach, Anaheim, and San Diego
>>157649154>boras client>hasn't signed an extension>has studied english and RHB hellaciously........
>>157649154I substantiated my balls on the small of your mom's back last night, bud.
>>157649127no way tanner scott blows it.... right dodgerbros??
BBL scott gonna ring em up
>>157649030I hope you guys make the playoffs 2hu
>>157649163>Boras clientHe’s on a one way flight to New York as we speak.
>>157649086I think all pedophiles should be killed, even if they're Padres fans
>>157649148need so attention, sweaty?>>157649151you have broad hips and can no longer see your cock when you lay on your back in a hotel bedroom. not everyone operates in your bandwidth. keep at it if you'd like, but you can't run with me.
>>157649173is that you, italk?
we need hawk now more than ever
>doggie doos gonna lose skubal to the mest
if you had a team of 0 war players, how many games would your team be expected to win in a season?
my jintsies
>>157649180>you have broad hips and can no longer see your cock when you lay on your back in a hotel bedroomnope, i'm 30 pounds lighter than i was in my late twenties. what's your excuse lardo?
scott fucking sucks.
This is not a championship caliber bullpen
what the fuck is going on in here toady
>>157649201Alec Cohrn
When you're strung out on coke but still have those pro sports hand eye reflexes
>>157649207thats a pretty simple snag really
>>157649201just RNG things
>>157649207>he's never been yoked at a ballgameonly did it twice but both times were incredible
>>157649212not if you're an 8 ball deep in the 5th inning
Dodgers shouldn't be struggling to put away these hitters.
have the doyers gotten to a +.500 record against .500+ teams yet?
>>157649220they just struck out a guy lmao
>>157649220scott has been ass all season
>>157649196I'm going to let you down easy. no need to be a prick just for the sake of being one. congratulations on being in the best shape of your life, giga chad.
>>157649226you'll get there some day, buddy. chin up!!!
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg resd cya tomorrow
>>157649225That first-round RNG exit is gonna hit like crack.
GGs Reds, Doyers gain a game on the Braves for the 2
that's a series wingg resd, see you tomorrow
good game, reds-blues
>>157649161bro snuck SD in there like we wouldn't notice
sausage girl is ALWAYS right
>>157649229go mend fences with the people that actually matter in your life, retard. I can take your lunch money any time I want to.
>>157649246why would i need to mend fences? are you telling on yourself fatso?
Dodger fans, did you consider that you may not win the world series?
>lossing to the reds
>>157649246I'm a neutral observer here. you seem more butthurt than the other guy so I'm going to say he's winning.
>>157649250No Hololive buff this year
kirsten :)
>>157649249you win>>157649262he won
>>157649250nah we already got it in the bag. regular season is just a formality
Why do the Dodgers and Yankees get to be in playoffs every year while every other team has to hope for a window to open? How is this fair?
>>157649272Counterpoint: RNG
>>157649275>fair
>>157649275just be gooder
>POV: the 2026 Mariners season
>>157649154Ahem… substantiate this bussy.*raucous applause ensues*
>>157649305The actual POV is the end of the 2025 season because once they lost to the blow gays everyone with eyes knew it was over for them
>>157649308*norm mcdonald voice*so this fella, he substantiated this other fella's bussy!
Well with the Mariners stinking it up, I don't have to buy a game ticket in advance and can just walk up to the ticket window and buy one.
>>157649305Mets are the only team with stars underperforming as bad as Seattle
>>157649324Imagine giving your money to this dogshit embarrassment of a team right now kek
>>157649336alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>157649316They were ranked second in MLB by most analysts before the season
>>157649324Mariners never sell out regardless
>>157649336Its a good opportunity for baseball fans in the Pacific Northwest to watch the other team in person.
>>157649347Most MLB analysts are retards I knew they wouldn’t win the west after the choke job last year
>>157649348I remember going to a game ~10 years ago against the Blue Jays, and I had to sit in the 300 level seats behind right field.
>>157649355Then surely you placed a huge bet on it and are about to make a fuck ton of money, right?
>>157649355If they were playing even average baseball they’d be 5 games up in the west
>>157649305I posted that image here years ago. did you find it here or somewhere else?
skubal to the doyers
2021 Dodgers type of Dodgers season
97 Yankees type of Dodgers season
2023 Braves type of Dodgers season
2019 Astros type of Dodgers season
Cum Shitter.
>>157649376bodied that freak
>>157649426>2023 Bravesand Atlanta's Legendary & Honorable Matt Olson (1B): Set a franchise record with 54 home runs and drove in a league-leading 139 RBIs
YO where did teo get that jesus loves baseball hat? i want one>doesn't wear hats
>>157649465I never knew, thanks.
They should bring back the Goldilocks balls.
Watching some old highlights and man the Rangers really had such a beautiful stadium. Then they decided to move into a soulless warehouse.
>>157649480She's too busy getting buttraped daily by the Chicago Bears >Da Bears
>>157649319I said ya dirty dog!
>>157649490I member enjoying this one in triple play ‘98.
i'm ready for next season which will be the start of ohtani's post-pitching career and go full NY yankee babe ruth. it will repeat itself. ONLY AFTER ANOTHER WS, OF COURSE
>>157649502Cubs were nobody in 2019
>lost again>four games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*cheaters, also David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157649536The most annoying fanbase on the planet. We don't hate the Red Sox nearly enough.
>>157649536do you think they were cheating?
Hmmm I think the ump from the previous game had orders to fuck with the Jays to finish Cease's CYA chances.
>be Red Sox >cheat >win the World Series>be Astros >cheat>win the World Series>be Yankees>cheat>??????
>>157649596>be Yankees>cheat>The faces of your team are a guy who shits cum and a monkey
>>157649407I stole it from here many years agoThank you for your feet
We stalled out at 3/5s to nu :(
>>157650310perhaps we... still nu...
>>157650336No nu?
no... we shouldnt
>wahh I got concussed and no I no play good no more kwab
Which teams are a shoe in for the playoffs?
>kwanzaa buys the padres and immediately starts talking about bringing the chargers back toowould you kneel if she somehow made that happen?
Cleveland bullpen no-hit the O's in 4.2 innings!
the mariners are back
Consider this.In one year, Cleveland lost two hall-of-fame caliber players in Clasé and Ramirez, and all they got back was a league-average third baseman.
>>157650601Not what I would call smart baseball
>>157650435I did kneelWhen I fucked her
>>157650702catchin', not pitchin'?
if you aint doyers homie then you GAY
>>157650798It ain’t gay to let a black Kwanzaa Kween peg you bruh cmon now son
>>157650886and that's why nobody has ever wanted to sleep with a pig like you
That freak has been bodied
105 mile per hour relay throw??? What the fuck is going on man
>>157651089Juiced guns. Everyone is throwing 100 these days.
>>157651089Everyone gets tommy john surgery when they are 12 now
gm
>watching old Bonds highlights>he's mashing a bunch of 88mph 2 seamers
Man he’s living rent free in every Red Sox fans head. It’s amazing how weak these fans are
Big win against the cheating Sox. The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enough
The Red Sox should cheat enough to prevent any hayseed flyover team from ever making the playoffs
>le ongoing stankeefag red sawx twitter commentaryliterally no one (1) cares
Imagine having a twitter account in 2026 lmao
They don’t call em the Titstros because you know, Texas and all
imagine imagining lol
indian niggas always trying to order dominos at 9am NIGGA WE AINT OPEN FUCK YOU
>>157651328Lemme get uhhhhhhh large philly cheese pie and some fuckin cheese bread nigga
>>157651407Gay morning fella, happy 34th straight winning season
Cloacal intercourse with the fish girl from St. Pete
Brewgods own the little baby bears
>>157651444Scientology owns Eastern FL
Dodger prospects have always been disgustingly overhyped
>>157651505I fucked her
>>157649490Atleast there's no plans on demolishing it, it's still standing
>>157649490>a outdoor stadium in the Texas summer is le kinobased retard
>>157651831>strawmanbased retard
>>157651851Let's go sweat our asses off at the melanoma factory because neets like the aesthetic, great idea anon
>>157651890ANOTHER strawman wow you're 0 for 2 anon.
>>157651913You've never experienced a Texas summer or any equivalent, because if you had you would understand comfort > aesthetic
>>1576519290 for 3 now anon.
>>157651407will you ever make one of these with a yankee fan and a blue jay fan havin a laugh?
>>157651089a lot of players came up as 2-ways. their arms are strong and accurate, just not enough to pitch at a high level and luckily their bat/glove allowed them to stay in the field
kill nigger jannies. roundhouse kick janny babies into trashcans. behead janny niggers.
>>157652032Free Israel.
baseball
elly is a dodger, he just doesn't know it yet
Let's spell a word together
>>157652118I
R
>>157652126N
>>157652137I
>>157652137G
>>157652118E
Ah yes, filthy IRNIGE’s
>>157652126>R>>157652137>N>>157652148>Gnailed it
TexASS lol
>"I really want a morning game so I have something to watch at work">*Monkey's paw curls*>Tigers v Twins 10:10am
>>157651443Thanks, 28 soon.>>157652019No.>>157652032
>>157652213
Roylels... I'm honestly terrified
I'm a Cubs girl!
>>1576522526:40pm Central Time
>>157650435with what money lmaoand doing that is just giving dodger fan spanos what he wants, a big payday for himyou guys would be mega cucks, but i guess that's what san diegans are into
I’m a girl cub!
Nintendie chads how’s the new Kirby?
>>157652367this is a sega genny
now that ohtani's career is finished, how does he stack up in the GOAT discussions?the dodgers being underdogs in October was unthinkable at the start of the year too. could legit lose in wild cards.
>>157652367Mario is a Mariner tho
>>157652398he's a lowkey bust as a superstar who happened to get carried through the postseason to 2 championships despite not even doing anything. id say hes got one more season where everyone larps that hes the greatest player ever then people will just slowly stop talking about him as he fades into obscurity.
>>157652402Are you sure? I think he became a Dodger.
>>157652398Well, he’s not the greatest hitter in baseball. It’s probably Aaron Judge right now of course and he’s not the best pitcher in baseball. That’s probably Jacob Miovski and Kim Schuttler.
>>157652202Unrelated but, The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enough
/mlb/ is an ohtani genny
>>157652489Didn't they just get shit on by the worst team in baseball last night?
>>157652412cope
>>157652518nopeits over for himat 32 he's a living fossilit will only get worse from here on out, the dog had his day
>>157652534still an ohtani genny
>It was Trey Yesavage is the new Max Scherzer and Cam Schlittler is the new Clayton Kershaw>now it's Trey Yesavage is the next Alek Manoah
How will the next Verlander and Scherzer’s careers turn out?
recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>it was Judge is back>*pinch hit homerun by Heliot Ramos*
>there are Yankees fans who'd rather watch the royals for their 1 ring in 2016
>>157652654pretty much explains how this team has been able to perform so well without judgy everyone picks each other up
>juj plays half a game>alsorans rejoicing give him a week retards
cubs suck lol
Imagine if the Cubs had a 6’7” pitcher who struck out the Brewers 54 times and had a 0.56 ERA against them in 5-6 starts and trash-talked them online.
>>157652844I'm a girl thou
The feminine and the Reckerine
My dog is gay
The Red Sox cheating will save baseball.
>mariners playing at 110 nice /we/ can lose before i'm off work so i don't have to watch it
The World Series took the MMR vaccine to keep the Mets, Mariners, and Reds away
>>157652973>workCringe
we need Gabe Owners
Thought I got expelled from uni, turns out I just had to update my Word and my license is restored.
I can do a Nu Tsak
Beware the wee shenis
>>157652970I tasted my own cum once, it didn't taste like anything
>>157653202Hard to tell it apart from all the other cum, at the time
>>157653236I haven't tasted anyone else's so I wouldn't know.
>>157652598Trey is not as fat. Trey has also come up working with the pitch clock. Trey has also not let a successful season go to his ego/head. He will be back and making your team look like fools. Do not worry your little cunny.
>>157653248Give er a whirlski
>>157653248Let the big dawg eat
>>157652598Future Angel Trey Yesavage
>>157653257>injury prone guy>doing anything
The Mets are winning meaningless games late in the lost season. Winning just enough at the right time to justify the owner's offseason press conference statement that says "We like what we saw there at the end, so we are rolling it back with everybody including David Stearns".Dark days ahead, Mets bros.
>>157653335Schlittler is running away with the Cy Young. He seems to be getting stronger. He's going to win the Cy but it will be interesting to see how he pitches in 2027 now that the league is fully aware of him.
>>157653379The league becoming “fully aware” of somebody has literally no weight. Pitchers aren't rigid structures, well the bad ones are, the good ones and good labs (I.e. New York) constantly improve.
>mest lining up McLean, Thornton, and Scott v. YankeesIt be ya own niggaz!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir4mpKz5iZc
>>157653580>bananaball:l>bananaball, japan:O
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
Something stinks
Arraez is trash in Philly. Imagine if he played in YS's small outfield.
>>157653685That's my ass
>>157653685It's my disk space (30 gb/55 but somehow I need to free up 4 GB for a download)
>>157652361no...NO!!!
Fuck this asshole
>>157653685Probably the two jews who just came out of their sewers :(
>>157653859Why are you still seething at Jewish people just cause your elite closer got walked off by a routine ground ball? Have some shame.
>>157653685
Imagine the seethe if Kim Schiller won the Cy Young & MVP.
>>157653859jews come in twos kek
Baseball and /mlb/ are more interesting and fun when the mariners are good
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157654392when are they ever good though?
>>157654473They just won 90 games last season.
>>157654636Deutschbag
>>157654681Zoidberg
Assignments from 9 am-7 pm is comfykino
>>157650435No one wants the Chargers back in San Diego.
>>157654807I want the Chargers back in SD.
that's enough lorenzen
>>157654392/mlb/ has never been interesting or fun so your statement is true
>>157654392Gotta admit Msfags are elite at inducing seethe Flyovers and east coasties can't handle when the Mariners are winning
>>157654893Fartspie has interesting content
>>157654869I do not think he is the problem in this game at the moment.
>>157655084he's been off for like 20 minutes
That's enough Recker
>>157654893pfma
>>157655112and the offence has been off for a bit longer than that
The Athletics have a team ERA of 5.41.if you get shut out by them your playoff privileges are revoked.
>Jays hitting
>>157655416>how the A's pitching staff looks to the Jays batters every time they step up to the plate
3 more outs
Out me
>>157650435SD's own citizens would shut it down
Overpaid clowns.
>>157655429>slap hitting shit goblins can't get on base all of a suddenAdd that to the pile of Guardians, 2027 Rays, Brewers, etc…
>>157654392Must be why /mlb/ is always shit
>>157653893>jewboy is also making shit up in his headzzzzz
>>157655766Fuck you assryda!
goka GOLA :DDD
¿Beisbol?
just don't swing, little bro
pathetic. gg A's
All-Star AB from Clement
WELP
maybe the Guardians will lose their A's series, too
forfeit the WC race to avoid further embarrassment
>>157655837Israel won.
>it was kike rats>it was free Palestine>it was we got this one in the bagTHE PORK OF TORONTK HAS BEEN SLAIN BY THE MIGHTY LION OF THE TRIBE OF QUEENS
You know what? I think it's time. The Brewers have earned themselves a world series championship.
>>157655942you got swept by the poodres
this tropical heat is helping my chadres weaken these nats
Yankletics won that game.
This year’s Kirkmas wasn’t as exciting ad last year. Must be the loss of whimsy
>>157656019we are in a leap year. See you in 2027.
I put cookies out and everything and I didn’t hear the magic footsteps of Tyler Robinson on my roof :(
my berds are winning
>>157656046hear dis magic bussy
>>157656095besides a winning record what do you most want to see from the rest of the season
Merrill is actually pretty close to outdoing his rookie year, one more home run and he matches that year but he also stole more bases this year. The only difference is he isn't as much of a singles merchant so his average is down
Amish people suck and fuck Pennsylvania for letting them exist
>>157656132my blowpen is working hard to improve our draft odds
>>157656177That seems fair. They’re thankful for PA letting them exist and want to show their appreciation
Great AB Canzone quality stuff bud
Sneedish people feed and seed Chucksylvania for letting them exist
>nu>>157656346
>>157656351early
>>157656296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3caoy4cIXac&t=29s
>>157656351Fuck you man, just Fuck you.
The funniest joke in the world involve/ 9/11, Charlie Kirk, and a dildo, but I haven’t figured out the setup yet.
>>157656351@#%& this guy
>>157656177you're jewish
and he's officially matched his career high in home runs. two home run game btw, chadres offense getting hot at the right time.
>>157656381send me a dollar then migger
>>157656296kirkiversary tomorrow
Da O's
