Previously: >>157648623
DET: Colt Keith delivered his 10th homer, a two-run shot off Zebby Matthews, in the Tigers’ 7-2 win over the Twins on WednesdayATH: Henry Bolte went 1-for-4 with a solo home run as the Athletics defeated the Blue Jays 2-0 on Wednesday afternoonBAL: Dylan Beavers is hitting leadoff against the Guardians on WednesdayBOS: Willson Contreras (hamstring) will play in a minor league rehab game for Double-A Portland on FridayKC: Maikel Garcia (hamstring) will begin a minor league rehab assignment with Triple-A Omaha on ThursdayARI: Corbin Carroll (back) is out of the lineup for Wednesday’s series finale against the RoyalsMIL: Jake Bauers (shin) remains out of the lineup for Wednesday’s game against the CubsNYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone told reporters Jazz Chisholm Jr. is headed to the injured list with a thumb sprain
dodgers
early
Just in the nick of time, thanks OP
we just blew a 5 run lead in the 8th and lost
>>157656346>mfw 11 gb
chadres offense getting hot, just need the sneks to start slipping
Neckin on live tv like a pervert
I agreego Guards
cubs suck lol
>>157656387get that earlier draftee that the team actually wants more tho like you implied
>>157656387Can’t win games that you lose, no matter how hard you try.
its over
now that we know ohtani has been playing thru injury for us...how do you NOT vote for him as mvp...?
>>157656413>>157656423>>157656431we're the only team to get swept by the giants this year
I gawtta friggen have it!
Mariners? Mariners won btw
>>157656459baseball. you know how it goes. you took 2 of 3 from /our/ Dodgers in LA just before which probably didn't feel so bad.
I miss Alysa anon. Let's go O's btw
A Cardinal crashed into my window, I think he might dieI'll plan him a funeral, I'll read his last rites'Cause I know what he saw in that reflection of lightOn the glass was a better life
150-162 games a year, we might find 2-3 condoms in the morning
NOBODY HOTTERTHAN CHASE DELAUTER
>>157656480that poster kept it up pretty consistently the entire season. that shit is fucking hard to do without experiencing burnout for anyone, even neets.
morning gardsbros past and present
>pitcher named Jansen Junk
>>157656547we're a rule-following genny
>>157656547Oh nononono
>>157656539
>>157656577Kek
Robert Stock, no relation to Barry Bonds.
Jose Canseco is a rat bastard, he fucked up the entire sport.
So pitchers just don’t have to actually be on the rubber anymore?
someone bar harper from using challenges already holy fuck
merrill is gaping the nats today jesus
>>157656633>that bracing feeling of a failed 1st inning challenge
>>157656651Miami lost one as well, zero leverage situation, from the catcher too.
>>157656691playoffs are going to be really interesting with this stuff. people might remember the bad ones the same way they remember critical errors.
Netanyahu make ya seethe?
And the Mets just lost one in the second but with a RISP. At least Ewing drove him in.
at a certain point could we discuss the possibility that maybe the padres and diamondbacks just pass the cubs and phillies and those two end up being the ones fighting for that 3rd spot? both are only 3 back from the top spot
FUCKING RAT BASTARD CONSECO
my jays got shutout by the athletic's triple A team
>>157656708I hate it in a way cause it’s boring and becoming part of the sport now. Just automate the strike zone already and be done with it.
Why are the Mets lining up their top 3 for the series against the Yankees?
please fuck my ass
How much absWAR did your favorite player accrue?
>>157656733Entertainment purposes.
remember that time when the astros cheated to win the world series two years in a row and were never punished for it
>>157656709did you celebrate the Rabin assassination also?
>>157656732I agree. It might be interesting to look back on in the future as a kind of quirk but out of sight out of mind is probably more likely.
>>157656744Manfred allowed it like he allowed the Dodgers to write blank checks, the Astros to bang trash cans, and the Yankees to roid. Corrupt teams never get far. The Dodgers already peaked, enjoy the next 34 seasons of trying too hard to get another ring, Astros peaked too early, enjoy another decade of second-place finishes as the Mariners exchange ownership and successfully rebuild, Yankees won so much they forced MLB to change and add parity as they go on their second-longest World Series drought.
>named Junk>is trash Shame desu cause that is a great name for a pitcher.
>>157656781>memeinersnot so fast
>>157656742
Pitchers duel between Christopher Sanchez & Hunter Brown brewing in Philly.
The mariners are the charlotte hornets of baseball
sorry, fish, looks like your season is over
So 1 off-season made this guy pitch like Verlander for several months of the season. He should get CY votes next season. Alabama native, Will “Wild Bill” Warren.
>>157656839I’ll take your word for it
>>157656843my wife refuses to wear hats like this and it makes me resent her
>>157656839>charlotteI can't wait for the Deep South to get baseball teams. It's definitely going to be Salt Lake City, Nashville, Raleigh, and Portland. How would realignment work with 3 divisions though?
>>157656851He doesn’t throw the kek change tho
The Deep South should never get a baseball team
angels are actually going to avoid the 100 loss season somehow
yeah awesomejust totally awesomesauce
LETS GO RAYS
anglels
>brice>bryce>b. rice
>>157656839Honestly at least the hornets had a dope uniform mariners don’t have shit
>>157656896have no fear. those shitholes can barely support a grocery store, no prospective expansion ownership group would be stupid enough
>>157656709when kanye Actually peaked
>>157656940That’s not the Graduation album cover tho
>>157656931ya'll seethe?
>>157656917We are trying
I'm a Cubs girl!
Esock ‘em
Ewing just hitting bullets and stealing bags ya love to see it
I got a bag you can swipe
Omikekini
Move a baseball team to Biloxi and the stadium will be filled with the most wretched combination of poor descendants of ignorant sharecropping blacks and poor fat whites you’ll ever see. You think the latinas at dodger stadium are offensive, wait until you see the average southern race mixed abominations. It’ll make you beg for those latinas and even their fat torta friend.
Hit 2500 for Tuve!!!!
>hbp w/ bases loadedISHYGDDT
Morel mania!
this phillies/trashtros game is literally a repeat of last night
Funny how nobody gets an extra bag if you peg one of the base runners. Makes ya wonder why the pitcher doesn’t just pluck a base runner more often. Do the old pick off when they aren’t looking and go right at their head.
>>157657011>Morel mania!thats in april
Peg me running
>>157657020Why did the catcher do that?
>>157657029that is mr. metropolitan and he is a taxpaying citizen of the greatest city on earth you SNIVELING FUCK
3rd inning from hell
>>157657029Imagine being the first guy to fuck a baseball to spawn Mr and Mrs met. They’d have to be twins or that guy fucked a baseball twice
bmore mayos thought that was gone kek
Nobody stuffs their ass like me
What a god damn pick up Mesa Jr. was.
Thank you mesa
It was gonna be Mr. Mutt after New York’s genetic melting pot of every kind of immigrant in the world until you know who complained.
>>157656883League expands to 32 and there will be 4 divisions of 4 like in NFL
>he doesn't fuck baseballs on the regngmi chief
>>157657051don't knock it 'til you try it
Guys, I'm starting to think that Roman Anthony striking out at the top of the order isn't helping the Red Sox.
>>157657029That’s literally the first live costumed mascot in Major League Baseball you’re talking about pal
>>157657003I spent a weekend in Winchester, Arkansas once. population 191 according to the 2020 census. it felt like every adult male of a certain age had served a term as mayor before. they actually had 2 almost strip malls at one time.
>>157657075absolutely disgusting
luis garcia jr proving to be quite the trade deadline addition.
careful /mlb/ careful now
Gawd I need it
>3 straight pickoff attemptsbold strategy reylo
Lmao
>>157657038Source?
>>157657128UraUra Fagit
ITFCB
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4AA2vFN5Kc
Holy moly, we are CRUSHING the Marlins. Almost at a single digit amount of games under :^)
>>157657104>barfy doos
LMAO New Yorkers find this fuckable get outta heeeeya
>>157657087It makes the most sense imo
>>157657132I heard from Ima Notho that I’m not though
love this team's ability to get 2 out runs
>>157657158nah i'm throwing up in my mouth
Good shit Mateo
>>157657029Funniest part is Mr. Met is a cuck
>>157657142Charlotte's MLS team has a soccer ball mascot
>8 run inning
thank god the guardians are choking, good lord the AL is a shit show
>>157657158I’m told by /mlb/ insiders that it will be >NL Central Broship East >NL Central Broship West>AL Central Broship East>AL Central Broship West
>>157656525probably has OCD or autism. they enjoy rituals
TIE GAME
We need ALYSA
>>157657200correction, Griffin choked and he hates it in cleveland
>red sux
>>157657226THIS. SO MUCH THIS
For me, it’s an ice cream sandwich
>>157657226
>>157657226HNNNNGGGG
>>157657197>slap hitting shit goblins mogged by BPC (big power cocks) year 30 going on 31
>>157657202Twinkees hit bombs
Guys, the NFL kicks off tonight. Why are you still watching pussyswing?
>>157657261>big power cocks>hit in the 3rd with an average exit velo of 80mphyoure not watching the game
>>157657257more of a store brand iced cookies guy myself
A bird in hand in worth two at Busch Stadium
>>157657276fuck off, nigga. we love BASEDball here
Why do slap shitter teams even exist? Just to get mogged by Trout and friends?
Just got the notification today about my degree conferral. We did it bros :)(I got the A in Organic Chem!)
>>157657276why not both?
>>157657276>xhehawks gaytriotsshit teams
Football is a sport for dumb people. It’s midwit bait in every single way.
>>157657288sick of you cubs girlstits or gtfo
>>15765727880 is greater than 50, wouldn't you agree?
>>157657276because the Bucs don't play until Sunday
>>157657287zoomers OUT
>>157657298I was here first tho
>Dee Strange Gordon homer I member
>>157657297That's actually baseball with all its meme stats
>>157657287based, congrats anon
>>157657287gonna be tough getting paid what you're worth with that background but good on you
>>157657303Unrelated but, The Red Sox are cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as fans don’t hate them enough. It’s Red Sox hate watch szn
>>157657276>2 gay ass teams playing
Watching a patriots team without tom brady is like watching a mission impossible movie without tom cruise
>>157657326They took the worst superbowl this century, and made the rematch the opener
>>157657305You want me in this genny. You NEED me in this genny. Who will carry the torch after you uncs and gramps become too senile to access 4chan?>>157657318thank you! >>157657320I'm going to grad/professional school but anyway the money is secondary
>>157657340>>157657305
alright houston, where's the trash can, c'mon stop trying to be sly
AJ Hinch went from trash cans to trash city
So much for that pitchers duel
>>157657363You can take me out to the ball game
I bet that cubs girl has trash cans, if you catch my drift
>>157657384That’s a man
>>157657392I'm a girl thou
>>157657334Drake Maye went to the Superbowl in his second year.No one is ever going to be Tom Brady, but it's impressive. Even failing at the highest stage, in your second season is impressive.
>>157657392exactly
These philly niggas are quiet af
>>157657404>>157657404Shut the fuck up
>>157657380if you post your breasts here I will post my penis
More like Drake Gaye brain damage victim lmao
Katie Casey was baseball mad,Had the fever and had it bad.Just to root for the home town crew,Ev'ry souKatie blew.On a Saturday her young beauCalled to see if she'd like to goTo see a show, but Miss Kate said "No,I'll tell you what you can do…
It’s currently 6-0 Angels, which means if the Angels steal a base, Will Flemming will have a breakdown and want a ball thrown at some Angels player since they are waving the white flag
>>157657429I did before
Clutch strikeout for the MISSISIPI QUEEEN
>>157657455not in this general you haven't
kek cubtrannies
Stockbros...
I’m watching day of 9/11 news footage and it’s not a coincidence Michael Jordan was about to announce his return one hour before the first plane hit.
Katie Casey saw all the games,Knew the players by their first names.Told the umpire he was wrong,All along,Good and strong.When the score was just two to two,Katie Casey knew what to do,Just to cheer up the boys she knew,She made the gang sing this song…
Uhhh yelli-bomb?????
>>157657493The Yankees never released their testimony in front of the grand jury during 911
Stockbros?????
The Mets were observed by neighbors dancing and filming the burning towers. If it’s so innocent, why are the documents redacted?
if the pads and sneks spend their whole time infighting only for both of them to pass the cubs and phillies, that actually would be pretty funny.
>>157657521Almost soup season
Yelli & Belli back to back when?
bs...BS!!!
Brewers are back to their cheating ways
A soup is just a stew with all the good bits already spooned out
>>157657535Sliced jalapenos in your chicken noodle or don't (You) me again
2025 American League Latino MVP Pitcher of the Year Award
It’s not a surprise that the smell inside the brewers dugout has been described as “yeasty”
>roman anthony only has 4 home runs this yearHe is already washed.
>>157657575ohhhhhhh i get it
ALL RISE
Roman Anthony will be known as Byzantine Anthony when he gets older
>>157657575>>157657580curdled smegma
>>157657578We'll give you Mark Vientos for him
Take me out to the ball gameTake me out with the crowd!Buy me some peanuts and Cracker JackI don’t care if I never get back!For it’s root, root root for the home teamIf they don’t win it’s a shame!For it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out at the old ball game!!
huh. jack links bacon jerky, not terrible
>Volpe promoted from AAATICK TOCK DODGER NATION
Cracker Jack, known associate of Honky Hank
>>157657616this but unironically
cubs fucking SUCK
In New York, the line is “if they don’t win it’s a shanda”
Very nice
OH MY GODLOMBARD JR GRAND SLAM
>>157657620have you had People's Choice Jerky? Probably my favorite brand. Nashville Kitchen & Classic are both great. But I haven't ordered any in a while since jerky prices have been skyrocketing. Also heard there can be QC issues. Been lucky enough to avoid those
>>157657674THE KID PULLS THROUGH
>>157657655this but unironically
>>157656358>Sogay Ohtranny with another day offgrim
Just make your own jerky. All you gotta do is leave a chuck roast on the counter for a month
>have one of the hardest remaining schedules while the Yankees have a cupcake schedule the rest of the>doesn't even matter just going to sweep one of the best teams in the NL anyway
>>157657681Volpe dropkicked his tv
>>157657655Many have been saying this
>>157657697remember when people claimed he was God's gift to baseball lol
winkles from the top rope
This butt, unironically.
>>157657703>gets swept in 3 by Boston anyway Nice “season”!
Flyovers will never get over Ohtani’s greatness
>>157657710he should just be happy 2B is still even an option and that Jazz is...jazz. Kilby is probably gunning for 2B too
>>157657750ywnbaw
>>157657675i haven't but i'll keep an eye out. i really haven't tried too many brands i hate
>>157657655This Mariners too
>eating jerky at home
>>157657750ywnbacb
>>157657740HUMMINA HUMMINA GOOZSCH
Post yfw Murphy outlasts Counsell
SEMIEN BRUH JUST SCOOP IT UNDERHAND
>>157657755My ethical home-grown Yankees are back at it again.
>>157657801
>>157657771
be careful, birds
>>157657817dem were dem days
Just just break up the "NL" and "AL" and make three leagues for time zones. east, central, and west/mountain. playoffs seeded solely by record. and no I don't care if they don't have the same number of teams
>>157657829>austin powers ushering women out of an uberxl
dodgerbros i hope you all have AC cause it's a scorcher today
Why didn't the A's just stay in oakland until the vegas stadium was done? Just do a year by year lease
SEMIEN REDEEEEEMED
>>157657845Delete this immediately
>>157657860it's so hot, she was white in the 1st inning
Get rid of the playoffs and just go back to the pennant system where the best two teams play in the World Series
>>157657845You can't do this to the ownies *votes for involuntary enection*
Alysabros we're crankin
>>157657860I don't but it's not terrible where I am. The 3 day heat wave at the end of August almost killed me tho.
>>157657860Oh so Angel fans can just go fucking die in the heat? I see how it is
I'm a girl but I don't like the Cubs
>>157657750Live your truth gal pal!
>>157657808rice just needs to get up to a 40hr season50 is possible
Fuck New York
>>157657971Me too, but I like the Cubs. I'm a Cubs girl!
Morel mania!!
>>157657971Not every girl is a Cubs fan, but every Cubs fan is a girl
Uhhhhh deep dish bros?
It was 8-2...
>>157657860you guys ever do the milk challenge?
>>157657971I'm a Reds man
>>157658018Yes I get milked daily
>>157658018I did it a long time ago with non-fat milk
>>157657889it'd be great just to see how all these dweebs that try to pass as traditionalists would be
>>157658018I'm a Cubs girl and I like to be milked
>>157657947they survived arte's tenure. they'll be fine.
Damn this seahawks crowd mogs anything the mariners had this year
My Braves are in post-season form :)
>>157658099It’s almost like no one gives a fuck about the mariners
Yankees are 57-6 when scoring 5+
I like the Marlins play by play guy but the color guy is kinda lame
>>157658100The AL East has their number, just worry about sweeping LA again.
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157658170Doorknobs!
>>157658170*sniff* oh yeah *sniff* quite pungent, my dear
>>157658200She's just a girl!
>>157658067how many kids do you have?
lol the cubs fucking suck
>>157658230Girls don’t fart
Thank god for Netanyahu Indian Servers dot net
>>157658100>in post season form in early septemberbad omen
It’s been a lot quieter around here ever since BAJP killed himself
Patkees make ya seethe?
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>157657287nice one bro, congratulations x
>>157658331no idk what that is
oh n-
>>157658426Kiss the Lombardy Jr
>>157658475eto
>Astros bullpenDana you retard, nice bullpen you made. I hope you enjoy unemployment.
>>157658323I wonder if that's what happened. that thought doesn't even make me feel sad. maybe that means I'm also shit.
Dumbest challenge, Craig is legit retarded
>>15765853722 was a fluke. The Yankees' surge is here
>>157658564Prick.
GRAND SCHWARSLAM
>duran shaves his head and dies his hair blonde>gets better at baseballExplain how this works?
SCHWARNUKE
>>157658603Was the $8 million worth it to be humiliated this badly? Manage the fucking game dumbass get off the chan
SCHWARBER
>>157658611Peptides
gg PhilsI’d rather watch football than the circus that is our bullpen.
>Greg Grouncelkek
>>157658693but anon... our bullpen still has to pitch....
>>157658404thanks anon :)
>>157658693>circus
kek scuba. this team ain't winning shit for another 100 years.
>>157658753I disagree, the Dodgers are tanking to avoid them in the playoffs.
>>157658798>the Brooklyn seeding Dodgers
>when you're in an obnoxious faggot competition and your opponent is pete crow-armstrong
>losing again>already four games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
we gotta can Devenski. I rarely say this but that dude is pure shit. haven't seen an inning where he hasn't gotten ass raped
>dodgers>dodges the cubs>dodges the phillies
There's gotta be some way the Mariners can add Sam Darnold to the 40-man roster.
extremely Mestian inning this
*sigh* the wifey and her bf are using the family room until 11 so it's tablet time for yours truly! kids are already in bed so i guess i can just watch the gameday and listen to the mlb.com streaming radio version :)
I fucking hate this bullpen
>>157658864we welcome the opportunity to settle some scores
>it was 8-0 in the 2nd inning
>>157658901were you the bloke who called me out by name in cric last night?
>>157658983No that was me
The mets are in prime regular season form
>>157658850Angels Legend Chris Devenski
>mets tanking just to line up their big 3 against the Yankees Shameless organization
>>157658983lol noalthough I did find your reactions funny and couldn’t understand where he got the name from have hardly posted in /cric/ the last few weeks, just made a shitty POOkistan joke last night
>>157659053the mets have a big three?
We blew a fucking 8-0 inning because we just keep trotting out that absolute baseball refuse Chris "The Hated Moron" Devenski Jesus CHRIST what the FUCK Green you fucking risk taking degenerate
>>157659114The mets have 9 MVPs and 4 CYs
>>157659123>5 runskek yea he really was dogshit tonight
o's can still win the world series
the prettiest girls are with their parents
>>157659163I don't think I've seen him deliver a clean inning. I can't believe he's so fucking shit that we blew an EIGHT ZERO lead RIGHT when we're knocking on the door of being single digit games unser .500. This should be our fucking Wild Card! FUCK YOU GREEN. AND EAT 3 DAY OLD MOLDY DOGSHIT DEVENSKI YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BUFFOON
>>15765919229 AL East teams in the playoffs! :fire: CBA’s gonna love it. Manfred rocks!
>>157659106damn was hoping it was you since youre relatively good natureddidnt feel like he took a stab in the dark either, fairly certain I havent doxxed myself either - though we were talking about auckland highschools a few months ago and there was some dude from remuera in so maybe he connected some dots
>>157659245let’s see if they can do anything with them juiced hereotherwise this will end like that ridiculous Royals game a few months ago kek
GAPETRIOTS SCORE FIRSTSEATTLE SUCKS COCK KEK
Cam on white sox scor sum fuckin runs
>>157659304Ewing got us
>>157659196Someone call the FBI on this guy
>>157659332TOO OLD
>>157659304>>157659333I love Ewing and Benge so much bros
Morel mania!!!
>>157659324Darnold got hurt on his first drive kek!
>>157659053McLean is fun to watch, at least.>McLean is dealing
>>157659324based
How we feeling Jets/Giants bros?
TORRENS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
>>157659192BASED>>157657428TOO OLD EW
>>157659262oh don’t stress it lad, I reckon he did just take a stab and ran with it after your initial reactionif it was the high school chat I reckon he would’ve said it earlierI also didn’t want to give too much away during that chat though as I knew a lot of Remmas lads back in my day as well
Swing and a drive!!
jfc fish
This ain't yo mama's Mets
>>157659333>>157659383based lads getting it donelove Luis toowhat the fuck is this game kek??
>>157659262>relatively good natured>relativelydrop the Kiwi lore. he has a dark side?
>water based life forms
>>157659540what about us b
This is really Lindor’s World Series.
>>157659262I was in a shittiest cities you've ever been in thread on /pol/ years ago. got a reply to my post from someone who obviously had a similar background in the military. after about a half hour or so of back and forth I effectively doxxed myself because a former coworker of his (very small insular field) had murdered his wife 2 years previously and happened to be living 2 houses over from where my dad used to live at the time. that was the weirdest experience I've ever had on this site.
>>157659540????
>>157659583I don't think we've been less than 10 games .500 since April lol so it's a big deal
>>157659479im not too worried, ive got no enemies>>157659538theres a kiwi cricketswoman who makes him... I can't even put it in words...
>>157659576Niggas die everyday b
>>157659602>>157659576Fish
>>157659612no doubtbut ni99as born erday too
As a cubs fan sigh sob ugh
BELLI BOMB
>>157659606She’s a girl? A cricket girl?
>>157659606kek I’m one of the Chloe haters ladotherwise I’m indifferent to Melie
Bros... did Benge sacrifice his September coronation so the Mets could finish with 75 wins? :____:
We won, O's bros
>>157659332I would install the White Sox app if it just streamed scantily clad Asians of various types (with the occasional Go Sox or whatever).
>>157659606>>157659703I thought my dad was the only fella gay enough to watch women's cricket
BEN FUCKING JOYCE
>it was the cubs have no pitching lab
>>157659777chek'disn't Holmes doing well for them? and Imanaga is a decent 3/4 no?
>>157659744its actually very heterosexual
>>157659744I don’t think I’ve ever watched more than a single over of women’s cricket thoughbeit
>>157659799I'm a Montana cubs girl
>>157659730Japanese heritage night, but they play as the Loose Socks.
Why is Nate Eaton back on the Sox? Who got put on the IL?
I wish Judge well because he’s a true ambassador of the game. The kind of player we need to see on the field everyday. A role model for the game of baseball
>>157659853
>>157659827>>157659843How come India can swing a bat in cricket but not in baseball?
>>157659872HGH has been placed on the 10-day ILPeptides has been called up to the 40-man
>>157659872When will the stanks learn to put him on the IL in October so he can’t choke away their season?
>>157659872This but unironically (t. Red Sox fan)
DAAAAAAAA RED SUX LOSE!
My Angels win
>>157659872just doesn't have the kind of drip of a Jazz or PCA for me, unc
cute asian girl at fenway park
>lossing to the Angels
ANGELS WIN!Got a little interesting at the end but they were in control for most of it, and they win the seriesGG Red Sox
>>157659942member when anon posted those juicy aussie asian titties? good times
Ewing spraying the ball everywhere!
>>157659890dunno, they’re weird with sport they lost to fucking Ireland a few months ago kekthey’re not even dominant in the only sport they’re competitive inE W I N G
>>157659890theyre shit at cricket tbqhdidnt blue jays have some indian rookie recently
Morel cycle watch!
>>157659976proof?
DAAAAA YANKEES WIN2-0 IN THE JUDGE ERA
gg Rockies, see you next year.
>>157660017I think there's a fairly highly rated Indian prospect in the minors. Arjan something
Mets scoring more tonoght than the Jets will on Sunday
red sox fans>we don't want that bum
>>157660096Nakamatsu
>>157659857I feel like Murakami 1-800-COLLECT-ing up a Japanese teen loose sock night in broken English would have been just what the doctor ordered in the mid-90s
>>157660122We wanted Neto, we just weren't willing to trade Franklin Arias for him.
>>157660122I was told they have the next Barry Bonds
>>157660048Sadly it was deleted and he made the ultimate sacrifice in the line of duty. But anons post sfw gifs of her now and then. She's hanging out in a mall in a revealing dress trying to make eye contact with dudes and fails but is able to laugh at herself
>>157659336it's the truth. sweeter too
gg astros, what a shitshow this series has been
fuck off astros, you can suck my dick
>>157660124don't get the joke but I was thinking of this guyhttps://www.milb.com/player/arjun-nimmala-805796
MettieJettieNetties
so nobody wants to acknowledge my Rays dismantling the 4th best team in baseball by record?
gg Braves
>>157660222Philly fans really are classless
Brahim Bonds
>>157660223I knew who you were talking about. couldn't remember the complete name either so just threw a Jap name out there to be retarded.
>>157660274ha ha good sissy
>there are Yankees fans who'd rather support the Royals just because they won a ring in 2016
>>157660127Aw man, that and Frank Thomas' run would feed families. >we were too late
>>157660314...yes?
>>157659857we definitely need to import some of those qt Korean baseball "dancers" to the southside>Trips & Ishbia will make it happen
why doesn't he pitch? mechanically this is beautiful.
>>157660257Rays aren't getting past the BoSox
>>157660367don't give them any ideas m8
>>157660385Little early to assume the Red Sox are going to beat the Yankees in the wild card round isn't it?
>>157660367don't think i've ever seen an infielder go out to mid center field to take a relay lol
Mutts and Lels gonna put up more points than Patriots and Seahawks
>>157660367>>157660396Teo needs to up his game
>>157660315
>>157660397Cope
>>157660424:(
There's no way the Mets blow an 8 run lead and then a 7 run lead RIGHT
>>157660367beautiful
>>157660385Oh no ya don't!
>a thumb sprainHow do you sprain your thumb?
>>157660397>wildcardTampa will be in 3rd place by Sunday.
>>157660458All the mest do is blow
>>157660432lmao you can't honestly believe the Yankees are going to win the division right? The Rays can basically go .500 the rest of the way, just win 1 of 4 against the Yankees, and it's in the bag.
>>157660489gripp that bussy like a bowlin' ball...
>>157660507It's in the bag?
Mets need a field goal in the 9th to secure this
Cubbies are winning this game
>>157660385Retard.
>>157660519Nah, Jazz made the mistake of getting a brand new glove near the end of season. Couldn't break it in quick enough. That's what she said
>ohtani not in the lineup 7 game win streak confirmed!
>>157660611check'd
It doesn't even matter, the Mets aren't playing for anything. They got gaped last year.
>>157660649They have gotten gapped every single year since 86
>>1576605852025 was a fluke
Kirsten :)
If a girl is riding you and gets off at an awkward angle and you hear a pop and your dick looks like this for a sec but you immediately go soft and quickly regain normal shape/function... there's nothing to worry about right? asking for a friend
Loose Socks Rally!
>>157660786go see a urologist bruh
>>157660786Might basically be bruised for a week or so. If it did any real damage my dick wouldn't still be working (at least, mostly working at 45 now).
>>157660786Put some hydrocortisone cream on it, never go to a doctort. Fellow male (I fucked a water jet and shredded my dick, couldn't piss for weeks without a bubble of piss forming and pressurizing out of a hole in my foreskin) Yay! Go men.
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
>>157660837nibba wut
bruh these fish refuse to just lose
the most metsian game of all time
my gayves :(
>>157660852Just to lose against Boston in the DS
PICKLE YAMS ON THE MOUND TONIGHTPICKEL YAMS GONNA THROW A FEW STRIKES
Jesus Christ Mets what the absolute fuck
lol bullpen absolutely fucked
>>157660929LET'S GOOOOO
The fuck are the mest doing?
>15-13what a fuckin' slurpfest
ITFDB
COME THE FUCK ON BRO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
I dont get why the Dodgers are fucking around with this Ohtani injury. Just put him on the IL and let him rest for the playoffs. Its not like the Dodgers have anything to play for in the regular season.
Don't the mets have Weaver, Minter, and Williams? That's like having Miller, Morejon, and Yamamoto.
The fuck is wrong with the white soxs pitcher
>>157660977> that logowe have to go back
reckon he should’ve got those last two outs instead of giving up runs there
Remember when the mest spent all this money and let all of the good players they had go?Good times
whyyyyyyy
the mets are not a serious organization
These are the Mets I want the Yankees to face.
>>157661031I want to have sex with her
Please Tobias please God just get us through this
White Sox have this division on Lock as long as Cleveland finishes 2-16.
500!
HOWWWWWWWWWWWW ARE WE LOSING THIS HOLY FUCK
>>157661048>her
>>157661002I think he probably doesn't want to have to wait until an exact date. He must feel like he'll wake up soon raring to go.
/nu/>>157661089>>157661089>>157661089/nu/
fuck off seriously
>the Mets win the damn game
