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BAL: Dylan Beavers went 2-for-5 with a double and three RBI in the Orioles’ 9-5 takedown of the Guardians on Wednesday
LAA: Zach Neto went 2-for-3 with a three-run homer on Wednesday, leading the Angels to a 6-4 win over the Red Sox
NYM: Brett Baty was removed from Wednesday’s game against the Marlins with left knee pain
SF: Giants claimed RHP Duncan Davitt off waivers from the Braves
SD: Jackson Merrill went 4-for-5 with two homers, a triple, six RBI, and two runs scored as the Padres defeated the Nationals 9-2 on Wednesday
SEA: Kade Anderson picked up his first major-league victory on Wednesday against the Rangers, allowing one run on six hits over six innings as the Mariners won 3-2
CIN: Héctor Rodríguez is in right field and hitting fifth against the Dodgers on Wednesday
CHC: Phil Maton is scheduled to undergo season-ending right knee surgery this week
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berds
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doyers
that resd players got fucked up
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METS I'M BEGGING YOU
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Not a fan of birds, berds or birbs.
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>3 games back in the division
>3 game series against division leader this weekend
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>>157661089
First for White Sox Rally
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which is the oldest mlb team ?
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dodgers
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anglels
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Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
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>>157661142
I think the answer is Cincinnati but I might be wrong
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not the time for a fucking karate kid reference john
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>score 14 runs
>lose
>at home
>to the mets
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Jesus Christ that was excruciating
gg Marlins
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they play that yoshi-mario song on the radio broadcast during his starts. nelson probably did it
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And the ballgame is over! wtf, gg fish.
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p-put it in the books
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that was the weirdest game I’ve seen so far
gg Fish, you probably deserved to take that after >our bullpen shat the bed
what the fuck lol
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Guys, football is on
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Never on doubt
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>>157661156
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>>157661167
some people just aren't suited for live broadcasts
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>a little bit LOWDER now
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Lindorwatch: over

Danewatch: begun
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>>157661190
I like offense, so I watched this game instead
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How do the braves have such a good record? They have one good pitcher
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if we ever toss Devenski out there again, I'm tossing a burning bag full of greasy dog shit onto the field
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Lowder and Snell walk into a bar
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>>157661142
I think its the barves.
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fuck
what a catch
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BASED
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great catch
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GUYS, I LIKE LAWYERS AND HAVING PLAYS CONTINUALLY CALLED BACK BECAUSE OF GAY SHIT. I'M GOING TO GO WATCH NFL.
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Yankees win!
/mlb/ loses!
Say the line /mlb/!
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damnnnnn
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https://youtu.be/r2jNU3gkB8k

Think this one would have killed him in the booth
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reds are cheating
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kek living in the NFL's shadow got em seething again
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>>157661332
NFL is one and done one time a week
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>>157661332
fuck my ass
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OHTANI BENCHED AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOO WASHED BUM!!!
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still like low 90s in LA at 7:30pm
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>>157661395
mlb is meme magic and nfl is jew kvetching
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>>157661425
>0% humidity
boo fucking hoo
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>>157661395
yea baseball being on virtually every day for ~ 6 months is one of my favourite things about it
great sport
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lets go yams
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>>157661461
>D
DANK
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Do not reply to chikaner
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football got em fuming again kek
little hombrecito complex
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>>157661459
burnout from overload and withdraw pains on off days all in the same season
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>sewers
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How much did other teams offer Yamamoto?
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>>157661519
fuck my ass kek
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raped and gaped by hated seattle too kek
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>>157661525
mets and jankees offered him the same thing as doyers. iirc his deciding factors were flight times to nipland and Dodgers having an existing structure to facilitate nips
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cubs fags thought they were coming back kek
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I just got to watch >my team win so now I tried to watch the NFL opening day game and I remembered how much I hate football. which games are worth watching tonight?
follow-up question: what would you think if last season's two world series teams played their manfred-mandated interleague 3-game series half a week before the rest of the teams have their opening day game?
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>>157661525
phillies offered more yankees offered less dodgers matched the mets and he agreed without letting the mets make another offer
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kek cubtrannies
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>first night of handegg
>boreball more exciting
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BrewGODS
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What are the Cubs going to do about Yamamoto’s splitter?
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Dont let the score fool you, the cubbies got gaped.
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>>157661596
rent free
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>>157661596
but that's every night of handegg
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bullshyte!!!
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>>157661566
yankees weren't willing to pay him more than what they were paying Cole
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>>157661574
>my first game
>of course it's in Milwaukee
These FIBs need to get out of my state fucking libtarded Illinois fags ruining it.
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If I were the Reds, I would just try to shoot line drives at Yamamoto until one of them eventually hits him hard enough to injure him.
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NOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR WHY ARE WE THIRD
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>>157661628
my god what a pathetic little bitch you are
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teo :)
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>>157661604
Kill Sproat. Behead Sproat.
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>NFL opening game gets a sticky
>MLB doesn't
IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEE
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Rare Kyle Tucker hit.
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>>157661648
Pathetic little bitch is gaylinois fags shitting up our lakes and highways every summer because your state sucks fucking dick
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> we have yet to see any reds pitcher cum inside hernandez

what did welsh mean by this
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>>157661675

Sordid homosexual congress
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Don't rely on Freeland, he’s ass.
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>>157661712

ah, yes. it's required by california state law, i forgot.
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>>157661675
deary me
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>>157661675
wat
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>>157661733
surprisingly nice glove at 2nd
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>>157661733
rely on dis bussy
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Reds turned a nothing play
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doggiedoos on the board
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of course a fucking double play
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SAY NO RBI SAY IT RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
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a FREELANDIAN base clearing double play
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>>157661657
I think murphy pulling him mid at bat like a month ago totally killed him even tho he wasn't great prior
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when the o's and m's lose im seamlessly switching to a dodgers fan and no one can stop me
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Gape a man again ball park kek
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chicago plastics finna switch to the sox at this rate
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gotta love those LOBgers
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Dodgers did a spiritual NOBLETIGER
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>>157661733
I'm starting to think all Dodger prospects are extremely overhyped.
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>>157661825
It's crazy because he obviously had good stuff but is an absolute mental case.
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tied up :)
calipacos seething kek
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>>157661674
>he lets politics dictate his every thought and emotion
yeah you're already dead inside. my condolences bro
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where is fartspie
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>>157661839
>Implying the White Sox aren't limping to the finish
Ive been saying it for the last 2-3 weeks, the White Sox are sadly out of gas. I just dont see them being able to hold onto the division.
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>>157661886
I just farted irl does that count?
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>>157661865
because they are just look at the scherzer trade none of them became good players
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>>157661865
Freeland was never looked at as more than a utility infielder for the Dodgers
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We need Rinsinatti aka Rinspie
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>>157661865
NEVER trade for a Dodger or Yankee prospect unless you see them in the majors first. Vargas worked out cause they got to see how he looked in the majors before dealing for him. I think the only minors prospect from a trade with the dodgers that really worked out was Yordan right?
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>>157661865
Freeland was looked at as the next Freeman
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>>157661993
Carlos Santana
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>>157661089
GAY LOUIS
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>>157661583
someone answer me, I don't want to keep watching foombles and intersneedtions
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>>157661993
>yordan
The Astros scouted him first they just couldn't get the deal done.
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big willy
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big dick willie
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If teams like the Reds have better prospects, why didn't they just trade for Tarik Skubal?
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>>157662202
what the fuck are you talking about
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
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>>157662217
Anyone could be traded for Skubal. DODGERS #1 farm though.
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nicely done pirates and As
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>>157662238
it's not the resd fans perma seething about the dodgers
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>>157662238
>Anyone could be traded for Skubal
bro you're not supposed to eat all the edibles at once
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Ah, yes. Top Dodger prospect Markus Bette (#1 LAD, #500 MLB)
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Other teams have hope ohtani stays healthy because the ohtaniless doyers looks unstoppable
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>>157662056
And a kek!
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dodger fans are pinheads kek!
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>>157662279
admit it, you've joined the bandwagon
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>>157662267
If u ain't DODGERS fuck u GAY ASS homie.
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>>157662301
many are saying this
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don't reply to danefag
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>>157662279
*replies to you*
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>>157662305
if ohtani got a season ender
then i would put my entire life savings on doyers to threepeat
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>>157662328
he doesn't bother me. he's funny sometimes.
>>157662349
this isn't one of those times.
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Dodgers fans dodge vaginas
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it's over
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As a dodgers fan, Ohtani = Japanese Mike Trout
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EDLC been a mother fucker this series
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>>157662406
oh yeah? when was the last time YOU had sex?
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I push a penis into my aaaaassssssss
It’s the only way to slowly stop the aaaaache
But it’s made of all the dick I have to taaaaaaake
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Yams with that gay ass squeal kek, problem J*p boy?
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>>157662434
Trout plays defense
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elly to the chadres
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tyb royals!!!
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>>157662486
No he doesn't he goes on the IL for 3 months every season
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>>157662493
Overpaying for whiny latinx power hitters has worked out for them so well in the past. They just might.
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>>157662514
elly > ohtani
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>>157662506
indeed
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>>157662513
not this season
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Trout defends the clubhouse fridge from Neto
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>>157662514
poodres won't be winning any bidding wars for top tier free agents anytime soon
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Elly homered again. Literally every time he plays the Dodgers.
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>>157662553
isn't he trash this season?
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Everyone laugh at Boston
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tuck em
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tuck 'em
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>>157662600
too busy laughing at gay louis
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boston kek
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My well run Angels would be a great spot for elly
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>>157662568
We love Kwanzaa on this general
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Can't wait for Ohtranny to lose the MVP to Elly De La Cruz next season
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>>157662594
he has higher hitting WAR than ohtani
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good job freeland
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you go freelie
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>>157662622
No! Every free agent is the property of Mark Walters’ life insurance company kek. It's gonna be funny watching them pivot to Jazz Chisholm Jr after the Angels and Mets take all the good players.
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keekay!
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keekay :)

Lowder must really be struggling
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>>157662659
ohtani is a back-to-back-to-back world series champion homie
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kike actually did something
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Think this might be the year Ohtani doesn't get MVP? I can see it, he's slumped and been injured a lot, and unicorn fatigue might finally be setting in.
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>>157662733
kek I love this silly bugger
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The Dodgers are trans
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>>157662681
they're fucked if there's a cap
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>>157662738
I don't even think about it.
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Sweden is gay GO DODGERS
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poo is gay
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resd gonna resd
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mookie slap!
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I’m a gay guy
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>peaking in early September
The Dodgers downward spiral has arrived
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healthy Will Smith has been so worth waiting for
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>>157662862
i miss Dalton
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>>157662862
I thought the Dodgers' catching prospects were the best in baseball.
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>>157662933
Ohtani had him killed for all the passed balls
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Teoooooo
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They win!
/mlb/ loses!
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Amazing how complete the Doyers' offense looks without the automatic out retard digging his heels in for the two-way meme
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>>157662862
no one cares faggot
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>>157662933
he'd be nice to have but you can make an argument for Will being as important as anyone else is to the team
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>>157662983
The Yakuza hunted him down and hit him with slugshots in the back like Shinzo Abe.
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>>157663053
we all care
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>>157663057
Will is lowkenuinely clutch. does well in high leverage moments
Dalton is just good for entertainment purposes
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ohtaniless doyers are scary
tbhngl i don't see who can stop this lineup
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>>157663095
reckon he’s one of the best catchers at ABS challenges too
though this is purely anecdotal I have no stats to support this
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>>157662738
>this might be the year
>might
PCA is already the clear MVP and there's no argument
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Cucker and Ohtranny are gonna both go for 1.500 OPS in the playoffs
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>>157662966
I wonder how good Cartaya might have been if he didn't injure his back. he was never the same afterward and I think he's already out of baseball.
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>>157663095
i like how dalton makes dodger haters even more upset
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>>157663120
Braves will sweep the LCS
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>>157663156
He said slurs to a woman. The BBWAA doesn't want that on their conscience.
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>>157661156
Lookin like a fool with Yams on the mound
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>>157663164
Hating Rushing was the second most forced meme of the season. The first is PCA
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>>157663095
>Will is lowkenuinely clutch
Him, Freeman, and ascended Teoscar are the clutch trio
It's funny that Teo has looked Tucker-tier for most of the second half until he suddenly locked in last week
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>Sox lose
>lose zero ground on Guardians, Astros, Rangers, or Blue Jays
They just need to get out of this funk and it's in the bag.
Hehe, right?
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>>157663180
The Big Beautiful Women Association?
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>>157663166
they're only hope is that ohtani is healthy
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>RED SUCKS
>GAYTRIOTS

KEK LMAO KWAB
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>>157663120
Brewers will unironically do it this year
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>>157663218
im not going to look at the stats but im going to assume that teo has 0 WAR because his fielding undoes everything he achieves with the bat
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@Aussiefag is the NFL playing a game in AUS drawing fans/media attention? They always try Europe, but I think Euros hate handegg out of spite.
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cam on reds score some runs so this wont be boring
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>>157663244
We already won the pennant
>sweep the stankees in wc
>sweep the rasy in ds
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>>157663276
the NFL does well in Europe
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>Padroyals wins
>sweeps wallgreens
>sony ponies generation ball fumbles kojimbo to Xbox

Today was a good day, even if it was hot sweaty balls muggy as fuck tampa bag weather we're having here in Sandy eggo
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>Ohtani can't pitch
>can't field
>can't run
>can't hit
>injured btw
He doesn't belong on the playoffs roster tbqh
If they let him play just cuz they're gonna lose
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>>157662451
i sing this and post here
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>>157663276
not sure about normies, but theres a little bit of attention on it
the fact its at 10am here means its not going to get anywhere near the attention it could be getting
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>>157663355
Dodgers going all the way again
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>it's clear who was causing the bad air
kek
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>>157662279
They have been playing the worst teams in the league this month.
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Kirkmas eve hits different
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>>157663399
kek
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>>157663276
oh also most of the media coverage is just the players saying shit like "I cant believe how good the coffee is here"
and some dumb cunt saying "so this is like right next to antartica right, it must snow a lot"
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Red Sox swept the Dodgers
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>>157663430
>i can't believe y'all aren't walking upside down???
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>>157663430
ngl the first time I saw an image of kangaroos in snow kind of broke my brain
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>>157663430
>and some dumb cunt saying "so this is like right next to antartica right, it must snow a lot"
thats the CTE talking
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>>157663399
>Irane Tani
Is this a Hormuz reference?
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In case you've forgotten
>4 RBIs on #44 for Kyle 4ber
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>>157663375
>the fact its at 10am here
lol why would they schedule it so early
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>>157663411
Right, they haven't won a single series against a good team since they went 2/3 against Philly all the way back in fucking July.
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101MPH line-out for Elly
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redspacos thought that was gone kek
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>>157663411
if they win tonight they will be 10-2 this season without badairtani
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>>157663504
My cousin is Danish. He's a massive Dodgers fan. GO DODGERS.
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>Jays are 1 loss away from elimination
What a fall for the WS runnerups
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>>157663316
>40 year old 2hu NEET Chicano is a consolewar /v/ermin and a tendie
incalculably grim
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>>157663491
We really need to stop playing the games and just calculate all the outcomes, we have the technology now thanks to fangraphs.
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>>157663518
Yankees were better
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mookie slap!
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mookie slap!
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>monday and steiner talking about wholesale bat prices for clubs
>monday spends whole inning joking about how if the bat doesn't work, they should be able to refund it
>steiner: WAHAHAHA
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mookie slap!
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>>157663545
i wear this while posting here
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>>157663545
Nigga Tuesday
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MUNCED
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MUNCED
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MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER
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>>157663545
I can't believe he's still alive, kind of like Sandy Koufax.
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>>157663479
because they want the american tv audience
if they put it at 7pm here it would be like 2am PDT over there
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muncy 30 homeruns soon. rojas just told him
>LET'S FUCKING RIDE IT
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>doyer offense feasts on resd
>they won't lose the next day for once because it's a rest day
>get to feast on memefish next
This is such an unethical schedule
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>>157663562
>plain ass lookin’ cheeborger
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who in their right mind would put a mic into a dugout after a homer
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my gout is flaring up so no more cheeseburgers for me
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>>157663577
Nigga look like lawd dem rangs
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Can dogs eat corn flakes?
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>>157663593
I usually order my double double with grilled onions only
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>tfw yams got run support
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>>157663244
Did Brady do steroids?
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>>157663616
There are MLB players who look like this goblin but Muncy isn't one of them
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>>157663616
Remember the Red Sox are cheating and it’s the worst kept secret in baseball. Red Sox hate watch going strong
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>>157663608
condolensces :(
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>>157663454
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>>157663647
I hear they can slash your stomach open with their clawed kicks, is that true?
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doggie dooing em
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Metsbros, we are now TEN (10) games under at 68-78.16 games left. It would be pretty awesome if we even start sniffing 80 wins.
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>>157663631
That's my ace, the reigning world series MVP.
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>>157663647
That’s like seeing camels in snow even though it happens frequently with the ones on the Tibetan plateau. I don’t remember if they’re bactrian or dromedary or what
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>>157663647
pre internet all we had essentially was Paul Hogan. then Steve Irwin only solidified the stereotype even in the infogaytion age.
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>>157663638
Well at least the NFL season is already over for Boston, but college football is back and it’s almost October baseball!
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>>157663640
>Confusing the dwarven descendants of Durin for a common goblin
Still time to delete this, dawg.
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>>157663683
Arsehole!
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>>157663696
He looks like a goblin in the general sense, not in the Tolkienian sense
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>goblin
Oops! That's doyerlatinx!
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>>157663709
Why is the average lefty swing more of a launch but the average righty swing is more of a chop
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>>157663657
yeah but its not often you see a big ass kangaroo thats also angry
theres been like one death from a kangaroo attack in the last 100 years, much more dangerous shit here
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>>157663718
Yes I know what you meant, I’m just yankin your beard
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>>157663399
Everyone loved Ohtani, what happened?
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>>157663708
trying to keep the blog posting to a minimum, ya tosser.
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>>157663728
>much more dangerous shit here
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>>157663738
>Australians lost a war to this
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>>157663728
like sharks
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>>157663723
way more rhp than lhp and sinking fastballs from rhp to lhh goes right into the sweet spot of the swing.
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>>157663750
thats been exaggerated significantly
didnt lose, just decided we weren't going to try kill them anymore
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>>157663730
Unironically Ohtani fatigue
See the wall to wall coverage is forgivable if he's actually playing like a once in a century guy. But it was still grating, and now that he has returned to earth everyone is taking this chance to dunk on him
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>>157663728
>much more dangerous shit here
like hippos or something?
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>>157663776
skeeters
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>drake mayo makes a flea flicker pick to get walked off
>aj browns has a season ending injury
>raped in the first game by the defending champs
>shit play calling
Has Dave Portnoy ever been investigated for this shit before?
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>>157663728
>>157663738
*blocks your path*
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>>157663730
those posters are the Japanese equivalent of you insufferable faggots
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>>157662730
Trout would be too it he were on the Dodgers
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>>157663786
wrong general, dickhead
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>>157662733
I don't understand why this dork dyes his hair like he's in a boy band and wears stunners all while being a replacement level player his entire career
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>>157663791
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>>157663763
History is held in the hand that writes the record
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>>157663800
Sorry, but pitching is more important than catching lazy flyballs by a factor of about 1000.
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keekay dinger
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TYBBM
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>>157663776
snakes and bugs
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why are my doggiedoos bullying the resd
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Red Sox get it the fuck together Celtics got rid of anyone that was making them a contender, maye fucking sucks and the patriots pretty much did the exact same thing trading away most of their good players and I don’t even know shit about the modern bruins ngl
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>>157663813
He plays well in October and is good for vibes. Basically the shitposter-in-chief of MLB
We unironically need more high profile players like him and Machado and PCA because all the big "stars" are boring unproblematic guys
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>>157663813
eat a dick
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>>157663753
yeah theyve been on a tear recently
there were a number of deaths and near deaths last summer at the beaches near me
>>157663776
sharks are easy num 1, crocs and snakes also try their luck a bit
magpies are the real terrors though
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I feel pain...
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>>157663817
kek saved
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>>157663841
nice to score a lot of runs since it's been a while but yeah
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>blowout is so big they brought in fucking Alfonzo
I sleep
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Dodgers easiest schedule in baseball
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I'd pay good money to see the cusb fall out of the playoff picture
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>>157663728
do kangas have nerve endings that grow with their nails similar to dogs?
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>>157663893
Is that why the white sox are throwing games to the pirates?
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>>157663849
i bet it's him. i just saw him put something away on TV and stand back up
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>>157663897
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>>157663813
Keekay spent most of one season in the minors only speaking Spanish to prank the manager into thinking he couldn't speak any English. He's always been that kind of dude.
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>>157663893
Dodgers are shook by this picture
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>>157663763
>thats been exaggerated significantly
>didnt lose, just decided we weren't going to try kill them anymore
just like the US in Vietnam, Korea, Afghanistan, and soon Iran!
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>>157663902
I don't think the Pie rats can catch up but SD/AZ could push them out
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>JDP called up
It's Sho-ver
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treinen first-fucking-pitch
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>>157663819
weird cuz Ohtani has never been able to match Willie Mays' WAR
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>>157663924
are you shitposting rn or serious?
>>
News: The Dodgers are calling up their best prospect, OF Josue De Paula, sources told ESPN.

He will be with the team on Friday, for the start of a weekend series in Miami.
https://x.com/Alden_Gonzalez/status/2097900632539910436
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>>157663914
>Kike hit a grand slam off Craig Stammen in 2015
I guess that's why one is onto ring #3 and the other manages the Poodres kek
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>>157663851
Thank you Based Banana-Man
Please help my Mets sweep the Yanks
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I hope MAGA retires after this season
We need a healthy younger arm

>>157663936
It's real >>157663943
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>>157663897
dude I dunno
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>>157663943
letting JDP get his beak wet. feel kind of bad for Kim and Tibbs.
>>157663947
yeah, thx
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>>157663943
>Miami
Do the Dodgers ever play any good teams?
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>>157663912
Neat
Is the inside of a kangaroo's pouch just fur-lined skin or is it some kind of fleshy eldritch abomination?
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>>157663947
he's 38. if this isn't his last season, he won't be active for more than a month total anyway.
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>>157663954
>Kim
Unironically should have been called up for a game or two to shame Kyle "Low Effort" Sucker
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>>157663957
not till the NLCS unironically
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>>157663959
Nvm. I just googled this. You guys do NOT want to know. Fucking disgusting
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>>157663966
>they didn't let him play korea night
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>>157663919
i've seen americans try and make that case
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>>157663970
Is Roki's finger still blistered or
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>>157663934
> centerfielder
that's the premium statpadding position, You just mill about occasionally stealing flyballs from your teammates for easy WAR
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>>157663982
think he started throwing again earlier today
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>>157663959
its just skin, no fur
https://youtube.com/shorts/B5PGJQuLPmA
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BLAKEY LIKES IT HE LIKES IT
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>>157663945
are you the shenmue poster?
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>>157663993
Joeys really are cute. Shame they grow up to be hyper aggro ugly fuckers
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Enrique is retiring after this season.
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>>157664001
not THE but I post the "I think baseball is the best" pic now and then. I didn't know what Shenmue was until you guys mentioned it
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yeah I'm thinkin we're back, chudbros
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>>157663970
Poodres series should be really good
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>>157664008
Kike, Rojas, Treinen, who else?
Freeman wants to play at least one more season it seems
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>>157663987
Spin it how you like. Ohtani's reputation is already crumbling
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>>157663970
>Skubal
>Yamamoto
>Snell
>Glasnow

still freaks me out man
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tuck em
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>>157664007
you might like wallabies then
theyre like smaller, cuter roos
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>Tucker hitting a homer off the positional player
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LMAO KING TUCK
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>>157664009
I don't have that one. can you post it?
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>"Heard u fags been talkin' shit about me. Here's some garbage time big lumber"
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tucker off the position player kekkies
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>>157664010
he did it for all the dearly departed
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feduccia wtf? get a hit and pad the stats
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E E P H U S
E
P
H
U
S
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kek freeland got embarrassed there
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HAHA

>>157664035
TELL EM TUCK
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>freeland
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>>157664017
Eric Gagne
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>>157664034
I'm in bed phoneposting past my bedtime. I'll post it tomorrow from my desktop when the Mets game is on. I hope you'll be able to visit the thread then
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we'll never be (KC) ROYALSS
AND-I-THINK-THAT'S-A-GOOD-THINGGG
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>>157664035
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>>157664029
watch me wallaby back, Jack. on the subject, I was surprised to hear about how aggressive koalas can be. feels like they were always portrayed as shy herbivores.
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>>157664063
thanks
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>>157663970
Being in the NL West must be great. Two teams you can just absolutely rape. A free 40 wins.
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>>157664070
koalas are just dumb as fuck, they cant even recognise the leaves they eat unless theyre attached to a branch
only women and children get done by a rarked up koala
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Halvorsen is really getting a shot to audition for the post season
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>>157664080
Happy to help anon
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S W E E P
W
E
E
P
good series resd cya in a few days
>>
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good game, reds
-blues
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dodgers swept that series
gg resd, see you next week. I'll be in attendance in cinci.
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>>157664091
interesting. that sounds somewhat similar to possums over here.
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Reds should let Cruz rip 105 fastballs on the mound and see what happens.
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>>157664111
>>157664114
you are husky 40 year old men
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>>157664091
don't most of them also have chlamydia?
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>>157664130
everything in australia has chlamydia iykwim haha
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Lombard
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>>157664132
kek
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What will the Utah team be named?
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>>157664221
The Utah Neckshots
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>>157664221
they should be called the Utah Elders.
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I miss playing Ken Griffey Jr on SNES [spoiler]with frens
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>>157664221
you know damn well what we decided to call them
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>>157664221
The Salt Lake City Soakers.
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yam her moto
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>>157664221
Utah Salt
because it will piss everyone off
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>>157664276
Adding another Coors Field will certainly piss pitchers off.
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>>157664281
Expansion teams are in CDMX, Cusco, SLC, and Heaven. Specifically to fuck with pitchers
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>>157664221
UTAH PADRES
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pfma
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gn
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>>157664313
Where does the semen slurper fit in here?
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doyers we the best we going all the way
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>>157664221
I dislike mormons.
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>>157664221
Utah Pioneers
and speaking of pioneers
>Peter Lassen (1800–1859), a blacksmith from Copenhagen who led a group of adventurers from Missouri to California in 1839. The trail established by Lassen was followed by the "forty-niners" during the California Gold Rush. Lassen is considered one of the most important early settlers of California.
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Kyle Tucker kind of looks like Tom Green to me
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>>157664329
I used to as well, but there's so many more hate-able groups that Mormies moved off the list
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I'm tired of you faggots saying we lost the PCA trade. He had a good season FIVE YEARS AFTER. How is the 2026 PCA supposed to help the 2021 Mets win!!1!1!
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>Shogay Blowtrannies going on the IL

https://x.com/FabianArdaya/status/2097918649059484045
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>shogay il
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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New divisions
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I'll finally be able to have a full night's sleep knowing what the official status is
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>>157664520
>>157664525
Why do Dodgers get away with phantom IL stints but the Mets got ass fucked for doing it?
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>>157664542
I wonder whose idea this is
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>>157664221
It’s the Beehive State. They’ll be one of
>bees
>swarm
>stingers
Yes I know they all sound like WNBA teams
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>>157664542
The only team Montreal is getting is a cricket team lmao
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>>157664553
Yeah because the mets need to load-manage for their 2nd straight Cancun trip kek.
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>>157664114
shut up faggot
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>>157664555
the owners and players will both support a east vs west league split
less travel time and better TV time management
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>>157664576
It happened in 2024 retard.
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>>157664553
>phantom IL
Ohtani was clearly hurting and trying to play through it. Dumb, but nobody claimed he's the sharpest knife in the drawer
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>>157664600
it took a lot of years, a couple of fortunate draft classes in '20 and '21, and luck to get to the kind of starter depth they've had the past 2 seasons.
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>>157664643
Wrong side of town lil bro
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>>157664669
I don't get what you're trying to say
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>>157661834
Mariners are going a run to win the AL West
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>>157664685
Congratulations to them for being the kings of shit mountain.
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>>157664542
divisions id watch:
al east >>> nl west > al west > nl east
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>>157664724
Mariners have the hot hand
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>>157664769
Hot hand full of gay homo cock
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>>157664824
lmao
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>>157664593
haha bitch assss
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>>157664553
because they're MLB's golden boy and are allowed to blatantly cheat
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>>157664824
kek
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>>157664724
You forgot the centrals, retard
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3 hours without a post, I compromised, I posted a reply myself
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*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
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>>157665921
sultan of swat on the grid
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Baseball is just organized gang violence
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>>157666331
am I supposed to recognize whose eyes these are?
>I am pretending that I do not.
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>take the day off
>wake and bake
>boss calls
>needs me to come in
>demand OT for it
>he agrees
>$125/hr to be lit as shit fucking with a spreadsheet for a few hours
>still wish I had the day off
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fucking Guards
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>>157666739
phwoar, good taste mate
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>>157666739
>Sydney Sweeney
:\
>Sydney Sweeney, baseball
:O
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>>157666756
basketballchads win again
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>>157666765
That's your idea/pic of winning, over this? Pathetic.
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It's the Kirkiversary !!!
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>Jeff Passan Hiker
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>>157666739
I look like that and hit dingers like that
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>>157666739
>>157666756
>>157666765
Bet her asshole smells like a strawberry rhubarb pie
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gm
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The Saucony Jazz has been discontinued :(
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>>157667042
Fartspie smells like that too
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>No Orioles today
see you guys tomorrow
>>
At least the Doyerpacos have the Chargers to look forward from November to February.
>>
Did you guys know that there’s a miniature version of Wrigley Field built in the jungles of Thailand?
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>>157667320
I built it
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>>157667320
i heard they have cubs girls there as well
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>>157667362
But you’ve been dead 21 years…
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>lost again
>now five games in back of WC1

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

>PEAKED
>TOO
>SOON

*MIT cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
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>>157667472
what are you crying about? WC1 and WC2 are literally the same thing
>>
I sometimes think about the truly autistic among us that keep a notepad full of posts that they update and post routinely, and I laugh to myself about what dorks they are.
>>
damn I missed fartspie
>>
I have $0 in my bank account. This is what I get for moving to Louisiana chasing a lower cost of living.
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>>157667596
i've been told that Louisiana is richer than Denmark
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>>157667108
That’s a clone of a popular new balance shoe
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>>157667624
It is, the dude your responding to just moved there. Give it some time before the oil money rolls in.
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>>157667472
>seething over who gets to see in the cuck chair
KEK
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>>157666730
Enjoy it anon. Your job will be replaced by AI in a few months
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>>157667652
he IS an AI
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>>157667642
The jazz easily mogs the 574 my friend. New Balance has the shittiest logo possibly ever. Every shoe just has a giant N on the side.
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>>157667485
>WC1 and WC2 are literally the same thing
>WC2 plays all three games at WC1
>but it's the same
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stankees need their little league field to win kek
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>>157667643
all we can sell is windmills
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>>157667675
The Red Sox are 2 and 4 in Yankee Stadium this season. The Red Sox are looking at having to play all three games of the wild card round in Yankee Stadium. For the Red Sox, it is already over.
>>
nothing says MVP like you sitting on the bench for a week and your team going on their longest win streak of the season
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>>157667738
KEK seethe bitch
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>>157664520
>>157664553
the actual funny thing is that if they didn't trot him out a few days ago to skirt the IL rules already, they could've backdated his IL by a week
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ohtani allows us to dream
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>>157667785
dreaming about flights to asia?
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>ohtani is responsible for my nocturnal emissions
I did not consent to this
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>>157667805
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LETS GO RAYS
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>only 5 games on today and they're all shit
>>
>nu
>>157667972
>>
I'll wait until post 500 and not some shitty nu
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>>157668011
early
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>>157667971
Texas/Seattle retard fight could be alright
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I/m post 498!
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>>157668270
nu in a few
>>
baking
>>
el nu
>>157681405
>>157681405
>>157681405



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