Previously: >>157661089
'stros
go braves!
just in time OP, thanks you!
>>157667972I don’t get it
>win 120 regular season games>swept in 3 by Boston in the playoffsTale as old as time!
>>157668210this was my reaction to the Ohtrani IL news (I'm pictured top left)
>two top teams nobody cares about
>>157668262The south doesn't care about baseball
>>157668210imagine having to hold your nose because of the stench of doyer pacos
>>157668262it's cfb season for them
>>157668262two of the best goin head to head
>>157668371More like ass to ass
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
We all agree yes?
>>157668439Citi field is much nicer than nu little league field at yankee stadium
>>157668439I'm a Cubs girl and I don't like Wrigley
>>157668452Shiti field is next to a commercial vehicle graveyard and an airport
>>157668439pretty much
>>157668469It’s a nicer ballpark tho, and yankee stadium is in the south bronx lol. T-mobile is also nicer than half the parks you actually ranked.
Walter is selling his stake in Chelsea. Bloomberg confirmed. Dodgers are the last domino. They will also fall
>Madonna tries to rape Canseco for his cuban seed>"to me, she was a 5"basedased
>>157668439this unironically reflects my irl experience>t. 5 parks
why does Manfred hate Thursdays?
anglels
>rays loseIs that counting or not counting gang violence?
Kirkin' hard or Charlie Kirkin'?
>>157668661Charlie Kirkin it
Gang violence kek
If we count gang violence the rays would actually be winning 3-0
The Braves just got 5 singles If you can’t beat the Rays just employ their own tactics against them
>TB v ATLI hate watched this slog fest just for the gays to collapse in the 8th
>>157668732Which gays tho?
>>157668732Both of these teams could wipe you out in October so pay attention
Charlie was in a gang, that’s why he didn’t want to include gang violence.
>>157668727Or just wait until Kevin Cash makes a bafflingly retarded decision.
philly's baserunning is comical
real talk, no hyperbole: is ohtani even a hall of famer right now? hes in the twilight of his career and doesnt even have 60 WAR. he only has three seasons with 5 WAR or greater. just looking at his stats, he's nowhere near the upper echelon of hall of fame players. remind me again why people say hes the greatest player ever?
>>157668795He could retire right now and be a hall of famer
De Paulabros our time has come!
That’s why strength of schedule matters
>>157668439Citi Field is actually pretty nice and the food and drink is great. The Mets museum could be a lot bigger thoughever.
>>157668832why no tibbs?
>>157668876It's really annoying to try and decipher how much of a call-up decision is based on if they're ready vs. is the team trying to avoid paying them
>>157668873>museumIt’s very gay, monument park has more sovl
Why did they do it bros?
>>157668897More Stonewall Inn gay pride plaques too kek
>>157668929>More Stonewall Inn gay pride plaques too kek
>Metguiseppes on their way to get a 28th free refill
>>157669014Triple H looking ass nigga
>>157669027hotdog heinz hellmans
>>157669042>When you get cut off from the legend seating hot dog buffet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFagAvfemio
>don fattingly WAKE UPWHEELER LOADED THE BASESPINCH HITTER STEPPING UPWAKE THE FUCK UP
I got tickets to padbacks on the 26th if any dad fans wanna kick it. I'm gonna be up in the 300s
>>157669073That's why Kevin Nash will never win a World Series. Let your ace execute.
>>157669062>FagAvfemiowhat did he mean by this?
>>157669094300? 300 lbs more like
>>157669098He meant>kill all fagsDodgerbros are like that
arraez to the yankees
murakami to the doyers
that funky mune
alvarado shit lowkey jelly tho Ima wifedat
Remember when Treat Turner was elite
i'm a stinky dodger and that's OK
The Astros are retarded
>>157669248lots of old men are falling off this season
>>157669315why's that?
>>157669343>mfw leaving the Bryce Harper era >mfw entering the PCA/Max Clark era
>>157669362Houston is not a good team. I don’t care what their record was years ago. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, and they don't run the bases well.
>Max Clarkwho is bro talking about??
>>157669418they'll get bounced in the ALDS
>>157669107YES YESSSSS100% WHAT I MEANT
>>157669418They're the least white team in the league so that isn't shocking
>>157669440counting or not counting gang gang ganggang gang gang gang violence
>>157669461not counting
>>157669422Source tells me Charlie is stable.Please god
>>157669380Complete list of uncs falling off this year:Trea TurnerFrancisco LindorMookie BettsShohei OhtaniManny Machadothe entire mariners rosterMike Trout (again)Corey SeagerJose AltuveJose RamirezAaron JudgeGiancarlo StantonVlad Guerrero JrGeorge Springer
>>157669573Vlad Jr isn't an unc27 is still very young
so phillies pitching is just fucked
Is it gonna be another souless post season
>>157669573machado is the same he just concentrated more of his worst games in a season together
>>157669587>27 >Dominican yearsDominican years are like dog years. Multiply by 7. Juan Soto is 36. Vladdy is 33.
>>157669627cubs losing in the WC round is pure sovl
>>157669587sure thingk uncsay hi to yo wife n kids for me
If Max Fried is a Jew, how come he never stole home?
Ride outTo the honeycomb hide out
4 divisions of 8 teams is the partition's choice
>>157669763Seeding?
>>157669771Formerly Girl's
Yankees are 53-6 (.898) when scoring 5+ runs this season, the best in MLB
>>157669763a partition would want eight divisions because partitions divide things
>>157669821kek
>>157669821Divide this ass
I WANT MY OKLAHOMA PADRES!
>>157668897The plaques are in a weird spot too despite being at the top of the Jackie Robinson Rotunda. Other than the Mets playing playing there, the worst thing about their ballpark is how they display their own history. Amazin' Memorabilia is where it needs to be thoughever. >Metkee legend Al Leiter mentioned
Jay Mohrs is my uncle
There are definitely other aspects of the park that stand out more. I think the vibe, dining, and seating are fantastic. Have you ever been to the Sky Suite dining area? I totally forgot if that's what it's called, but it's pretty much a big, open-face food court with a giant glass pane that you can see down into.
>>157669898>>157669840
>>157669924what retard put glass perpendicular to your line of sight
But have you been to the Jackie Robinson gaytunda
>>157670033
jackie walked so jazz could knuckle drag
>>157669739Underrated
>>157670075and there it is
>>157669898Can't believe the mets dedicated a subsection of their park to Yankee legend Mariano Rivera!
deGrom is raping the Mariners
>>157669898>mest history>is actually just Dodgers history GO DODGERS mets gay as fuck ese
>>157669014yfw no gabagool
>mfw Warren is throwing a new gyro slider
Mariners nigga named “””Gilberth”””Gilberth O’Cuidightheach
>gyro sliderMust be a real PITA to throw
Nobody:Jacob deGrom tonight:
>>157669883sorry you’re jewish
Why did DeGrom invoke his NTC against Atlanta?
You throw the gryo because you don’t have a forkball
>forkballnot real
116 WINSKISS EM
for me its spoonball
deGrom is dealing
>forkballs>meatballs>sliders>can of corn egads could I eat!
>ILtaniwhat will the doggies do without him?
>>157670556You eat anything, even shit, are you Cuban by chance.
>>157669898I haven't been to any of the dining areas since I like sitting near the field proper, but I do want to go to the Hyundai Club next year. I heard good things about all the club seating except the Heinken Club.
>>157670578A schizo is posting: listen and learn.
It's still a long way from Vegas. The Athletics have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
They laughed at the Yankees' gap year but the SURGE is here. 28 soon.
hot pocket
do the shitters who get eliminated 20 games before the end have anything to play for or do you just give up and hope for a good pick in the goy lottery?
court docket
>>157670686they can be funny and fuck over the borderline wild card teams. the marlins did that last year and it was funny
light socket
snot rocket
>gap year o kek
>>157670686The Mets are trying to ruin everyone else’s season but it won't work because everyone is locked in at this point.
Jacob deGrom has 10K+ through 5 innings against the Mariners
How do you put a ring on a gap?
>>157670731also perfect
>>157670731Rags finally seeing that roi coming through
>>157669444CHECKED
>>157670744Fuck you
very generous of the barves to offer to take deGrom off the hands of the rags now that he's healthy
>>157670808Tell me what this means in NBA terms
>>157670817Chris Sale deux
>FAGGOTnersI have never seen such a dickless team
Jack Leiter is ass
>>157670828Seattle is a football town
>chadres still have one more gauntlet facing every NL West team in these final two weeks>only one of those is a home series and its the last one
>doyers have a Mickey Mouse schedule >chadres will still SWEEP every elite team
>>157670835not a world series town kwab
>>157670888they'll be lucky to finish <5 games back
>>157670896With or without gang violence
>>157668649>>157668715>>157669461>>157670910find a better gimmick
>>157670857>>157670888I WANT MY OKLAHOMA PADRES!
>>157670916Merry kirkmas to you too
>rags
Fuck Jack Leiter
>>157670954no thanks I'm into females, queerbo
>>157670926the oklahoma mariners, now renamed the OKC Lightning, but Seattle still gets an expansion team to bring the Mariners back with their same hall of famer accolades anyways. All that really changes is the current roster is on a new team basically.
>>157670857homefield advantage is not real, unless you have some kind of cheating strategy set up at home
>>157670961I can't wait for the Portland orange Sox to walk-off the M’s in the ALCS and create a new age rivalary fueled by meth, pickaxes, and Starbucks.
>>157670686the players have to continue trying to get their stats up to hopefully get picked up by a bette team
Respect Jack Leiter
>>157670987>PortlandUtah is gonna be the west team and Raleigh will be the east team
not watching the gamewhat happened with Jack Leiter?
Remember when EVERYONE predicted the Mariners having AL West locked down this year kek
>>157671012Ok, say we get Portland, now answer the question piece of shit know it all APE!!
I'm the one they call doctor feel good
>>157671012>Raleigh will be the east teambut Raleigh is on the mariners???
>>157671054In most seasons, in most years they do. I say that as a Milwaukee Brewer fan.
randy arozarena to the dodgers
>>157671054How were we supposed to know that Cal not fist bumping Randy was going to curse them THAT hard?
>>157671083>not white or asianno thanks
>>157671111Le 56%
people have money on this fat fuck… get some help
what happened to the mariners fans from october 2025
Kirk died thinking the texas rangers were a good baseball team
>>157671181I thought he was a cubs girl
The mariners are batting practice
BURGER BOMB FOR KIRK
MUNOZ DID IT FOR KIRK
Mariners won that ballgame btw, /mlb/ in shamblesGood series rags
>>157671261So, are they making the playoffs?
St. Charlie Kirk Memorial Park
116 WINS STFU
Volpe is BACK IN THE BRONX
>>157671266I hope not, otherwise we’ll be stuck with dan for another season
>>157671289U hate watching?
>>157671278Alcs merchants
>>157671278Mickey Mouse is Anaheim coded, it should be Super Mario
>>157671300U know it
>>157671308same, same!
>>157671289Volpe and Lombard
>>157671340Kekaroo
The house that Schlittler built
I actually love Michael Kay
>>157671369they look so gosh darn good
>>157671277we sure do miss ya, lad!
>>157671370Bryce vs Jazz challenge off
with Judge and Volpe back, who can really stop my yankees?
>>157671418
>>157671435>no moistmaker
>>157671433
>>157671446Ross Geller in the house
>>157671450the next jeeta
October Volpe is just a different player
Move that team to a new locale and call em the City Teamies
Volptober
Are your announcers off too?
>>157671492Now they are back
>5 inning fried
Stanks might catch the Rays
Fried there’s no chance ur healthy dude
icsamcrn...pfma...
>>157671548I feel like Tampa will slump in the playoffs. Whatever happens I feel good that the Yankees will beat em.
>>157671570Yeah I think they just lost their closer, too
>>157671573He’s not ruled out yet.
ALL RICE
Why is Martian batting 3rd?
>>157671585Oh
Da yankees win
GARCIA BOMB (30) 413’
Why would you name a team after a guy wearing a shirt with the sleeves torn off who’s smoking a cigarette next to a rusty Camaro?
When did Jones adopt Bellinger’s follow-through?
The New York Jeetahs
>>157667972
Maybe we should hire more Nationals hitters.
Pretty crazy that the Washington team ran out bombs early and now has to blockade the other team and hope they don’t score
>>157670567win
Ernie Clement has the same fwar as Anthony volpe
Fried em
how do you let Max Fried get five strikeouts on you
>>157671703Rangers in the 2 seed is mad
>171 timed / 178 BRit's a good day, brosfeeling like prime Johan Santana rn
178 Baskin Roberts?
They love Volpe
VOLPE IS BACK
REDEMPTION FOR VOLPE
Hey /mlb/, remember when you were giving Volpe shit when he got demoted? What do you have to say now?
>steals third
>>157671876Not so good, man
Word on the street is that Brandon Lowe is a huge pussy.
>>157671910Does pepto bismol contain peptides?
I need it
Where did Max Fried learn how to do this?
>>157671810blind review
>>157671849He still sucks.
>>157672049You suck
I was born in a lighthouse, my mother was the seaI crawled to school each morning, when it occurred to meThat life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to seeAnd this is what it said to meMy room is comfortably smallWith rubber lining the wallsAnd there's someone always calling my nameHe calls when I'm aloneAnd he calls when I'm not homeAnd he calls when I'm stuck out in the rainI'm insaneI'm insaneI'm insaneI'm insane
I was wondering why the thread was so dead, and then I realized there's only 2 games on.
>>157672063That's my dick if it was a human.
Looks like Bears to Indiana deal is gonna fail, we could see Indianapolis make a push for MLB expansion
posting lyrics is hella gay
did(You)r team win today, anon?
Cam on White Sox scor sum fakin runs
>>157672100The Bears stadium stuff has been going on for years. In 2 more years they'll say they want to build in Arlington Heights again, and then they'll go back to focusing on Indiana by 2030. They will still be at Soldier Field in 2040.
Tie me kangaroo down, sportTie me kangaroo downTie me kangaroo down, sportTie me kangaroo down
>>157672120nta, but i only do it when i'm totally wasted
>>157672207so performativejust post a link to the song
Is Fried like a pussy or something? What is going thru his head
Fried’s elbow is shot just in time for the playoffs.
>>157672207Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wideFor the last couple of miles, you've been swerving from side to sideYou're gonna make me spill my beerIf you don't learn how to steerPassenger side, passenger sideI don't like riding on the passenger side>>157672218I was in heaven, I was in hellBelieve in neither but fear them as wellThis one's a doctor, this one's a lawyerThis one's a cash fiend taking your moneyBack of the Metro, ride on the GreyhoundDrunk on the Amtrak, please shut up
Cowboys and Dodgers!
>>157672236This is a rehab outing. Only Dodger pitchers can miss large swaths of the year and return to CY form within seconds.
>>157672218Oh yea!Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Put ‘em in your mouth!)Put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em and suck ‘em!
>>157672218naturally i don't make good decisions when totally wastedit's also been a good while
>>157671369I will unironically use this deal
>>157672277Me your momma and some other whoreFloating down the river on a shithouse doorGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Dad's going steady with a pig in a barnGrandma's getting down with an ear of cornGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hardGrandpa's trying to fuck something in the front yardGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Sister is getting rich on her 900 numberFour dime diddly bop given her best dog a hummerGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Well I'm a big dick daddy and a fuckin' fooEleven years old and I went to pussy schoolGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Yeah, her asshole is tighter then a steel drumHell I'd eat a yard of her shit to watch her cumGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.You only live once, so off with them pantsHell ain't for sure, it's only a chanceGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Yeah, my gal's so fine, wanna suck her daddy's dickIf you saw my poontang's face, you wouldn't give me no lipGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Woke up this morning with a case of stinky fingerLast night I must have been the designated drinkerGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.I need a woman six foot tenShe's gotta be that tall so I could get it all inGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.Yeah, me yer momma and some other whoreFloatin' down the river on a shithouse doorGonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my legGonna tie my pecker to my leg.I'm gonna tie my peckerTie my peckerTie my peckerTie my peckerGonna tie my pecker to my leg
>>157672338this shit slaps
Let's go hit
Volpe we believe in you! The next Jeter!
This is Chris Sale
>>157672473GOAT
>>157672480feel like listening to some songs I haven't listened to in years for some reason
Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huhFroggy went a courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huhFroggy went a courtin’ and he did rideWith a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.He rode right up to Miss Mousie’s door, uh-huhHe rode right up to Miss Mousie’s door, uh-huhHe rode right up to Miss Mousie’s doorGave three loud raps, and a very big roar, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhHe said, “Miss Mouse, will you marry me? uh-huhHe said, “Miss Mouse, will you marry me? uh-huhHe said, “Miss Mouse, will you marry me?And oh so happy we will be, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
What do we think?
>>157672557way the fuck down toward the bottom of google images
>>157672643We do not care nfl is back
>>157672643>fat manletBAUER BROS WE EATIN GOOD
>>157672694Look at the face on this guy
I gat gaped
>>1576726435'8 220 is insane if true. Athletic builds can be 6'1" 220
>>157672716gigachink
>>157672716Soooo callll out my naaaaaame
>>157672759200 lb face20 lb body
>>157672716I would have guessed Taiwanese based off the face
>>157672716Xi jingping lookin buff
He took away a home run to give up a double
>>157672871*monkeys paw curls*
>>157672473unfathomably based, put him in the hall today
Who retires first?ScherzerVerlanderSale
>>157673095Verlander already retired. Scherzer is fading away.Sale is considerably younger than both and still one of the best in the game.
retire this prolapsed bussy
>>157673255>JVTime to pick up a golf club unc>Mad MaxIt’s sucks seeing him get shelled every outing just retire gang >SaleDude just doesn’t age
No-*i**er alert in Chicago
Sale will likely be done the next time he gets anything more than a minor injury
>>157673445>Colehe’s on his 2018 shit
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>157673592They don't stop winning meanwhile my shifty-ass Rays are gonna get swept in the division series.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_Pike
>nfl thread 15ppmwe're getting raped and gaped
>>157673736Unreadable.
>>157673666maybe there are some interdasting modern day players. do you ever think about that?
All star weekend should have an ABS challenge challengeHitters get thrown pitches on the edges of the zone and have to call them ball or strike, whoever gets the most right wins
>>157673736
THE WHITE SOX ARE GETTING NO HIT THROUGH 6 INNINGS BY THE PIRATES
>>157673736I didn't even know there were any games on. I never go to that general. I go to maybe half of the game threads of "my" team in a season if I remember they're playing.
oh shit what a catch in the southside
BELLI SLAP
Cody Bellinger is so good. Why cant more players just be like him
>>157673779Jared Jones is a fucking stud. No one even knows who he is because of Skenes.
>>157673917No hitter is rolling
>>157673995What’s his end game?
>>157673779>>157673987thanks a lot, dicks
>Shitsburg
>>157673736its just aussies shitposting
>>157673995When I found out how many emmy's there are and for what shows it lost so much meaning. A participation trophy for emmys
>>157673987
Heckler: "Hey he's got a no hitter going!"Colson Montgomery hits a double on the next pitch.
>>157674027why arent you at the game?
>>157674038shouldn't be brought up as a possibility until the 7th. It's okay to say a team hasn't had a hit yet in the 5th and 6th.
SPENCER JONES 105.9 MPH
>>157674097I dont live in melbourneits a crime ridden shit hole
>>157674119Melbourne FL is actually quite nice. Big beach town facing the Atlantic.
>>157674119which city was Animal Kingdom based on?
yankees are winning/mlb/ are losingget ready to say the line /mlb/
>>157674171please fuck my ass?
>>157674171Wow, my meme is really taking off.
>>157674171
VOLPE GRANDSLAM
>>157674166melbourne
He’s ready for the postseason.GRANDSLAM VOLPE
>10 games back
>>157674282Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm gay and i LOVE cock!! and the new york yankees!
Volpe SLAM
>>157674349wc1 chads rise up!
lombard is out of a job
Volpe says bring on the Dodgers.
This is going to be one hell of a story line kek
Not watching the game rn but stankeedoo ‘em kek beating the Rockies is your World Series hang the banner when’s the parade a rod did steroids Mariano was a child trafficker deport all stankee Dominicans to Haiti
>>157674119its better than sydney tho
Rays are gonna get hunted down aren't they?
I never doubted Volpe, not one bit.
>chokes the division
What the hell was that you lazy fuck?
>white suxImagine getting swept by the fucking pie ratsPatheticDisgusting
>>157674563Be kind to the Martian.
Volpe’s roiding
Well this season was fun while it lastedWhich is at least more than can be said about years prior so I guess we have no choice but to take it
what did that little fox do in SWBwhatever it is, I hope he can keep it up and earn 2B.
Lombard and Volpe the next decade
>>157674766
Suxies rally starts NOW
>it's loud-ass cricket season alreadyfuck me man
>>157674707Season's not over. You did a lot better than you thought you would.>>157674766Many are saying this.
>gil
We have the next Jeter and the next A-Rod and they are seething about it.
>>157674937Don't worry, he’s prime Mo against Boston.
Rockies noble tiger to end the game lol
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>>157674417Your toes are so fat the surgeons r gonna be shooting dice with them in the operating room
>>157674423its really not
>>157674417>Mariano was a child traffickerwut
>swept by the pierats
Rinse, repeat, sweep.
>>157673095Sale's been pitching his best, and is also half a decade younger than those other geezersIf he goes first it'll be a shock, but it'll be for some reason like "I'm bored with baseball" whereas the other guys just won't have it anymore
gg Rockies. See you next year.
>>157675093based pierats
It’s the Rockies, yes But that’s a sweep the Yankees had to have 3 games back with the Rays loss to Atlanta (finally) Dismal Mets starting tomorrow night!
>>157675082ever been to Perth or had the desire to go there? also, which city generally loses more people to the other between Perth and Sydney, if that's a thing.
Why does Baboone make a fist pump and point towards people at the end of the game? Is he signaling his satanic allies?
>>157675198never been to perth but have contemplated moving theregenerally all the hot young women move from perth to sydney and then families move there for the lower cost of livingoverall more people moving from sydney to perth, though sydney is growing quicker because its one of the cities all the immigrants settle in
Ramgers sissies…
>>157675295interesting. thanks. I would have loved to make that drive going westward at my own pace, in another life maybe, and check out all the largely unknown towns in between them.
who's ready for nolan mclean to deal on 9/11?
KEEEEEEK DOYERPACOSTO HATED SF TOO
>>157675595You're getting Hitler.
>>157675093based
>>157675619https://x.com/azfreedman/status/2098228688680571317
why isnt there any baseball on
>>157675595Retard.
Bin Laden is dealing
>>157675927One of my core childhood memories.https://youtu.be/ZNYmK19-d0U?is=EEKYPnmkGdCWZptQ
>>157676050didnt we lose to some place called vuvuzela or something
Mets fans did 9/11
>>157675894afraid to go up against the NFLbaseball knows its place
>mickey mouse exhibition tournamentkek paco still seething America won the olympics
>>157676180this was deboonked
>>157676155Rigged against the Dominicans
>>157676155Yes, and McLean was on that team too
>still the same gennydoyers run this genny, no game, no action
>>157676324New York runs the genny
the yankees losing to the diamond backs in 2001 is the best proof that 9/11 was an inside job
I'm wearing my jersey to work tomorrow
>>157676593We don't hate Blue Jays fans enough.
>>157676593IT WAS OUR TURN
>lambs raped and gaped on national television>no doyers to distract pacokekKEK
40 niggas strapped we the 49ers
>>1576767164peat was DENIED
anyone else just finding out Vivek Ramaswamy really knows how to swing the lumber?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XhQsfOFu3Xc
>>157676820FLOATERCENTER FIELD
>>157676820The power of steroids
LA sports teams are now 2-1 all time in Australiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeZQOu8kDXEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml6jN2INJyA
>>157676805>>157676820After Bush flew the planes into the towers, he controlled the ball with a joystick after Castillo hit it.
>>157676155The WBC is gonna be killed next CBA
>>157676965this was kino
>>157676965Many are saying this. Goddamn R/C ball!
>>157677012i look like this and post here
>>157677033I'm also 55+
>>157677002He was part owner of the Rags after all. >>157677012Based R/C truther.
>>157677012
>>157676993lets hope so
The Martian got optioned to SWB (again). They could be calling up Clarke Schmidt or Giancarlo Stanton.
>>157670888Unironically it was the Dodgers that buxk broke Miller this season. First blown save if I'm not mistaken
>>157677221>1.17 ERA
>>157677213Stanton is done
>>157677316Done with his rehab assignment maybe
Ernie Clement regressed to the version of himself that got DFA’d years ago. Should've hit more SOUL CRUSHING HOMERS kid.
>>157676965>CastilloYou mean Gonzalez?
if nads take it to the limpsox then theres a very real chance my gards will have the division spot by the end of the next series
Diamondbacks World Series legend Luis Castillo
>>157677434>legendHe ain't no legend. He's a ghost. A real life ghost. Only comes around in October. We call them Volpes, Stantons, etc…
He’s also a pitcher for the White Sox, former pitcher for the Mariners, and not the Diamondbacks outfielder that won the 2001 World Series
November 1st 2025 is more traumatizing
>qualify for playoffs as the 12th best team in the majors>spray champagne and light cigars
What's going on with Murakami? Can't hit the fastball after all?
DRIVE UNCLE DRIVEDRIVEIMBLEEDING SRIVE
>>157677602you're describing teams that only make the playoffs every 3-7 years, it's a big moment for them
Geno Smith did 9/11
>>157677660I thought that was Geno Auriemma?
Volpe is greater than Ohtani
Schilling looks like he's 80
>>157677818being the bearer of truth takes a tole on the sovl
>takes a tole
>>157677818Cam Schilling
cuh tole 'em off
>>157677302it'll be at 2ERA before you know ithe's no miz
Don’t look at me! I’m safe tonight!
>kike plays pokemon card game with make a wish kid>me: wow this guy actually knows how to play?>it's a pack battlei had no idea what that was until now
>>157678284This is a triple triad genny
>>157678284>MLB makes strategic partnership with the weeb industry>they use make a wish kids to do promotionsi'm sure they've'll open topps packs with a cancer kid as wellis there a sick kid out there who's last dying wish is to watch hololive with Freddie Freeman?shameless stuff
>>157678328>triple triadstill haven't figured out mahjong, huh? me neither, bro
>>157677623actually, he's referring to the Cleveland Guardians, who were in the playoff in 2025, 2024, 2022, 2020, 2018, 2017, 2016...
The Chicago White Sox's bubble is finally popping
>>157669573Mike Trout is better than last year. 3 war is disappointing vs. before but not awful for a 34 year old outfielder
i'm dying.. i want to.. watch Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – Sweep the Board with Max Muncy...
>>157669573>we paid for José until 2032even at his discount rate, he might sink this team if he doesn't bounce back
The Pirates just swept the White Sox and they're about to sweep the Cubs.
>>157678515
>>157678548funnier if the guy getting hit was black
>>157678491The Rays, Guards, Brewers all should have won a World Series if they had spent like 20 million more and gotten another starter or reliever or slugger in their best seasons.
>>157678548kek
>skubal thinks the game is really good where it's at and thinks it doesn't need a salary caponly weird faggot pussies and owners want a salary cap. the players would never
>>157678480Triple triad, the game from ff8. The official ff game for /mlb/, Jackie ChanLet’s go Doyers. Mookie hits a homerun
>>157678473kid just wanted to meet the players. kike surprised him with the cards and i'm thinking the cards were will klein's
>>157678664>kid want to meet kike>some person in the ad department gives kike the cards so they can get their sponsor relations into the make a wish social media video they put outbad taste if you ask me
>>157678559kek
gm
The Mets are gonna show the yankees what NY is all about.....
>Wake up in the morning>See that there are only 5 highlights>all from teams you don't care aboutHey wtf where's my stuff??
Early in the morning, risin' to the streetLight me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feetGot to find the reason, reason things went wrongGot to find a reason why my money's all gone
>>157678504guards-white sox on monday....
>>157680031choon
I was little bit ill never forget watching this. 9/11 feels like a lifetime ago. https://youtu.be/_bkj2U2-BTU
The Dancing Mets fans
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157680799
>>157679757Fuck you, pal. gm to everyone, even the period sox fags, but you.>IT>WAS>OUR>TURN
>>157678328>>157678652That’s right.
>>157680799hahaha got em
>>157680829don't have a cow man
>>157680829gm
>>157680844gm anongm Mets fans!gm /mlb/
>>157680954a real new yorker would start off with a hungry man on a hero to spike his morning cholesterol
gm /mlb/>>157681015subway series on 9/11i'm genuinely gonna cry. gotta give my dad a call today.be the kind of person who runs towards danger.
>>157681024Yeah. There are things bigger than baseball. I hope it's a great series and the boys make New York proud. Hope your dad is doing well, anon. Be kind, indeed.
>>157681024>be the kind of person who runs towards danger.instinctual behavior for a minority. others can become that way through training.
>>157681015>>157681024>>157681040based xgn lads, see you for the game later on
>>157681122See you then, Kiwibro. Let's hope McLean locks in for this one
baking
>>157680954are those supposed to be two planes crashing into the twin towers?
>>157681374its loss
how are we all celebrating 9/11 today?
>>157681411i celebrate privately
here's yer nu>>157681405>>157681405>>157681405
