*sad Chiefs noises*
they call him Faggot Mongrel because
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 18 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
How many tip interceptions by Kelce this year?
Zach Allen is going to end Mahomes' career, and hopefully his life, on Monday.
>>1576486506-7
What went wrong?
https://youtu.be/btObUyASSI8?si=djuPUttra3T9effa
>It starts with...ONE KNEE.I DONT KNOW WHYDOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CRIEDKEEP THAT IN MIND THAT THEY DESIGNED THIS END OF GAME DRIVETO. PAD. MY. STATS.IN GOAT WARS, THE RINGS ARE KEYSEEING FLAGS FLY WHEN I THROW PICKS FOR FREEWATCH THE SEASON FADE AWAY AT THE END OF THE PLAYITS. SO. UNFAIR.
>>157648682He turned the tide. Unfortunately for the queefies it was the riptide
Enjoy your week 1 super bowl Bronkeks KEK. Just wait until my Chiefs trade for Penei Sewell
>>157648682Delusional queefies as usual
>>157648662He's not going to play>>157648673sounds about right
I'm hopeful but still worried Pack bros
in no particular order
Someone make the real general
>>15764871DIDN'T AVOID DA FLURESPIRATORY SYSTEMRIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
>>157648747You're winning the NFCN, you'll be fine
>>157648747i am concerned about the packers
>>157648777queefs losing is very real though
>>157648759I looked at the top and bottom 3, I'm assuming this is just another qbs ranked by whiteness list.
Asterisk season
Why isn't Faggot Mongrel Donald playing this week? He's being paid to play but isn't playing I just don't understand it.
>AFC
Yahoo gave my draft an F :(
>>157648812tested poz for PEDS and GRIDS
>>157648823The Bengals were an asterisk owl team as well, we were blowing them out until Mahomes got concussed. It should be 6 straight Chiefie appearances
>>157648759Edit this list nephew
>>157648803* at this point of his career Mahomes became officially washed
Sorry, they just can't be serious. They are running an UDFA that got killed in preseason and has never played in his life LT to be the blindside protector of Pat coming early off a torn ACL against a great pass rush. This is INSANE.Pray for Mahomes. I'm not joking.
>>157648829Faggot Mongrel Donald was juicing AND coming down low with HIV/AIDS?
>>157648863I told you guys this is Andy's last season and was either going to be one last ride into the sunset or a disaster. It's looking like the latter. They're going to clean house. Veach and the whole coaching staff will be gone. Tomlin will come in and pick his own guys. Chiefies 3peat immediately after. Screencap this.
League needs to step in at this point..
>>157648812>>157648829The official reason is he doesn't want to fly to Australia.
Nik Bonitto will RAPE midhomes and some UDFA boonga minstrel shuck and jive Shaka Zulu won't stop him
>>157648802>>157648843nooooo fuuuuuckk they hate my dumbass joke fuuuck
>>157648893Don't talk like that.
>>157648863Mahomes might not even play
If a teams plane fucking crashed and killed the whole roster what happens with the league?
>>157648893True.>>157648891I think there's more they're not telling us, like Faggot Mongrel Donald faces intolerable health risks boarding a plane due to m-pox.
>>157648902>[McMullen] Patrick Mahomes is set to start on Monday night barring a setback, per Coach Reid. He's playing>>157648906That's a great question
>>157648906That team would be out of compliance with its cap obligations.
get your hot takes in now or forever hold your peace
>>157648920LA bowl
>you need any tips, Pat? I went through something similar in 92
>>157648682
>>157648906"Disaster Draft" scenario
>>157648954>Allen with more than double the rushing yards of even LamemePoor Trashie :( Quarterback is so hard
You can all shut up because Emmett Smith is the best football player of all time.
>>157648952Wow more references from 2015
>>157648952KWAB
>>157648987Go easy on millenial boomers. They're balding
>>157648920my hot take is that this cesspit of a general will become lower and lower quality to such a degree that even the Kiwi won't even want to lurk here anymore by the end of the season.
>>157648920Darnold will be considered elite by the end of the season.
>>157649021The only way that happens is if kiwicel gets arrested for his inevitable and well-known sex criminality
>>157649025Genuine hot take, got me thinkin
>>157648920The 49ers will go undefeated and win the Super Bowl.
>>157649021The Kiwi thrives in that kind of environment.
Remember that time kiwicel said he was going on a date and then posted candid photos of the person he was on a date with.
>>157649056Damn I missed it
>>157649021The general is like this because of him. He wants it this way.
>>157649053Led by Rosie O'Donnell at quarterback
>>157649063Naturally most of them were her walking in front of him
>>157649025If it didn't happen for Hurts it won't happen for him. People can tell when someone is a bus rider even if their team has successTen QBs in this league would have won MVP with the receivers he had last season
Allen is a victim of his own Genetics, by being able to barrel over shit defenses into easy endzone rushing tuddies he's ruined his ability to act cool, calm and collected under pressure
>>157649067I mean the only way he's allowed to participate after every yrip he ever tried was banned is because the mods are too weak to rangeban sheepfuck new zealand
Wonder what it looks like
>>157649084Occam's razor he plays for a clown team who lost 4 in a row before he was ever a glint in his dad's eyes
>>157649091CUTE future Chiefs legend
>>157649091If I know him it's a 1x1 block for 700 square miles
>>157649067No the Kiwi is basically the only thing that makes the general interesting. He is like one of the only creative posters on here. The general is a cesspit because there are like two autistic retards that are literally always here that make up like 50% of the posts with total low quality slop.
Random confession. I still never learned how to use any video editing software because back then I wanted to make a parody music video of 'Bustin' by Neil Cicieraga but overlay it with perfectly timed cuts of Justin Fields interceptions or incompletions or sacks or whatever else awful he had. I had the whole thing mapped out in my head basically from which play to put on what lyric and timing as well as the chorus just smash cutting from one interception to the next for each 'bustin'. Unfortunately video MV editing software was just too complicated and my vision never got realized.
>>157649109I too used to think kiwicel's retardation made /nfl/ interesting. I now know it's a cancer.Did you know he used to be a Ravens fan?
The standard is the standard.
>>157649115never too late to learn. it's fun once you get used to it
can we collectively root against josh allen this year? he is non stop glazed by everyone in the media and while he is amazing he keeps choking in the playoffs and i'm honestly just sick of him as a player.
>>157649115Oh ok
>>157649129>lameme, mutthomes and the queefs turned kiwibitch into a buncos bandwagonerKWAB
>>157649115Premier is really fun buy a textbook for like CS3 or something and pirate the old software, it should be roughly the same as the modern stuff.
>>157649115Download Da Vinci Resolve and ask Gemini to guide you through it, you'll pick it up fast.
>>157648920You ever wonder why that electrical substation is conveniently located right next to Levi's Stadium?Coincidence? Yeah, sure.The 49ers deliberately placed it there to get ahead of the curve.The human body was never designed for the electromagnetic environment we're creating. First it was radio waves. Then Wi-Fi. Then 4G. Now 5G. Meanwhile we're surrounded by cell towers, substations, Bluetooth, stadium Wi-Fi, radar, satellites, and those fucking FLOCK license plate cameras beaming God knows what into the atmosphere.And what happens?Ligaments. Tendons. ACLs.Players start exploding their knees at an unprecedented rate.But San Francisco knew this was coming.The substation next to Levi's wasn't an eyesore. It was a controlled exposure chamber.49ers players have been slowly acclimating their connective tissue to electromagnetic radiation for YEARS. The idea is simple: expose the roster to increasingly powerful electromagnetic fields until their tendons develop resistance.That's why they put the substation there.That's why Silicon Valley is there.That's why Santa Clara has all those data centers.That's why the 49ers are always ahead of the curve.They're preparing.Eventually the electromagnetic saturation will reach the entire planet. Every stadium will be surrounded by substations, 5G towers, Wi-Fi routers, FLOCK cameras, Starlink satellites, EV chargers, smart meters, and whatever the fuck they're putting in those 6G towers.And then?The ACL epidemic begins.The rest of the NFL will start tearing ligaments left and right.But the 49ers?They'll be ready.They've already been marinating in the electromagnetic soup for years.Wake up.
>>157649137I'm not watching this year, actually. /nfl/ is the last gasp of entertainment I get from what the nfl has done to professional football.
>>157649137IT'S HIS TURN
>>157649153Claude, make me an /nfl/ schizopost
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>157649153>>157648884shot and chaser
>>157649115Damn I remember making montages with Sony Vegas. Made a couple sniper montages of a particular game I was good at and got very popular.
>>157649115Dude WMVMaker could have had that shit done in half an hour......
>>157649115good thing AI exists now so you just feed that idea into a prompt and get your results and you can even alter it on the fly
>>157649153
lamar will retire with as many MVPs as career playoff winsallen will retire 4th all time in playoff wins with 0 super bowl appearances
>Josh Allen is Jim Kelly (except less successful)Time is a flat circle huh
>>157649056I have no idea what you're talking about but wouldn't surprise me if i drunk posted something. I've still been seeing the Spanish girl from work for roughly 4 weeks was it that one?
>>157649186How was your first week of school?
>>157649189>allen will retire 4th all time in playoff winsHere's a mindfuck of a stat.The QB with the most playoff wins is Tom Brady, with 35.Second place is Mahomes...... with 17.
>>157649199Did she really find it hot how you have no job or were your tv recommendations what really turned her on?Listen it's not too late to check into a psychiatric facility before you hurt someone.
>>157649184AI allows us to see the world as it really is.
>>157649217>He thinks girls care if you have a job
>>157649218Peyton Manning is the epitome of >white QB and he was a fucking loser. Can you please stop dividing us among racial lines?
>>157649227Peyton has a ringWhat do you have?
>>157649223I'd be a pretty good stay at home husband; chicks are filthy, can't cook, and make kids watch youtube poop so they don't grab stuff to put in the shopping cart (easily a non-issue when a man shops quickly and efficiently)
>>157649234Cabbage
>>157649223>he doesn't have a jobYou gotta have one thing going for you: Either he sexy, or be muscular, or have a job. You ain't tried none.
>>157649227Peyton led the greatest offense ever and has two rings. But not three rings.
>>157649217Uh oh shit for brains is jealous Kiwi gets more pussy then he does keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek meltdown in 3.... 2......
>>157649234A cope
Goycattle wagies thinking their "yes boss" 9 to 5 makes them high up the alpha male totem pole is never not funny
>>157649252And lost over and over and over again. CJ Stroud could luck his way into two rangs and have the exact same record. Big Ben has the exact same record. And Troy Aikman has double 'em.
>actually working for your money instead of inheriting the family absentee landlord business
>>157649255You sure do have a cope and that's all you'll ever have.
>>157649264>Big Ben has the exact same record.The refs handed him the first one it doesn't count even the league apologized REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157649253Anyway go Ravens!
Rammies in the air :)
>>157649277Missile is a lock.
>>157649227Peyton Manning was the epitome of a reddit QB. Nothing was more insufferable than him audibling for five minutes at the line before every play because he was such a FIELD GENERAL and FOOTBALL INTELLECTUAL and then throwing a five yard slant on 3rd and 9 while proto-redditors sat around s*yfacing.
>>157649274That play is burned in my head. I get it. But we wanted it more.Game of inches innit.
>>157649287Along what racial lines is ""reddit""? Cappuccino?
>>157649279
>>157649300They can see and record everything you post. You know you're on a pedo list, right? Please stay in the baseball thread. At least then you have plausible deniability.
>>157649296A kind of off-color mystery "white" that you see among people descended from downies and discolored fats, rather than truly mixed, similar to Kiwis
>>157649184>>157649172>>157649152>encouraging slop
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRADE FOR A LT RIGHT NOW VEACH YOU FUCKING RETARD I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>157649291>that play The bullshit OPI call that cost Seattle a td? >>157649300Isn't that smelly wet dog a Chiefs fan why is she wearing a Rams hat?
>>157649330Da Vinci Resolve isn't AI, it's a professional-grade video editing software. The only involvement of AI I suggested is Gemini telling him how it works. I've found that Gemini is the best among the AIs for technical guidance, probably because it's just sentient google search.
>>157649321The ubermencsh who post their butts online and switch teams
>>157649332No the Big Ben rushing touchdown that was probably but not definitively across the line
>>157649318??
5 more minutes and im heading to da pub mmhmmmm 'fraid so indeed it's a dangerous day to be a beer yessir and that's the bottom line
>>157649359Oh yeah that one. That one didn't bother me as much.
>>157649363Stop posting pedome in /nfl/. Keep it to baseballOr at least suck my cock and make it worthwhile
>>157649368You didn't have a dad to share his outrage, and of course you didn't watch it live I support a 18+ requirement on social media, and I will vote for a third drumpf term if it happens
>>157649300Here you go anon. Let me know if you prefer a black outline
>>157649365Another sexless night of bothering people, go you!At least it's not us
>>157649398Go back to the baseball general freak
>>157649398that's very nice of you, thanks
>>157649410Kill yourself or seek help
>>157649410No prob. I will be rooting for your Doyers in the playoffs as usual. My stupid stinky shitty Royles will never matter
>>157649365based midweek drinks haver
>he replied to himself after being banned 60 timesPlease mods, por favor
>>157649425>I-It's a different Kiwi! That faggot!
>>157649430Explains how he switched teams
>>157649392I watched it live I will be 37 before the playoffs and you will vote for a FOURTH drumpf term because he has already completed the hat trick.
>>157649415Help us on the Braves side. The Braves are the last thing left good in baseball. And even that's very thin
>>157649410>>157649415>>157649447literally just beat the yankees I have nothing else
Why don't people believe nz is capable of having 2 posters who watch nfl?
>>157649446I refuse to believe anything about that about you because it will heartbreak me. If my steelers were in the super bowl last you I would not care about your seahawks ass
>>157649451It seems like something your horse faced former PM would have made illegal.
>>157649448Ooh yess that's how us moomers feel. Yanks beat us out for a WS.
>>157649458No one likes her she has to live in Australia now because she's so hated.
>>157649451The same way we don't believe you have a job. It's just "you."
1. Broncos2. Bills3. Texans4. Ravens5. Jaguars6. Bengals7. Chargers1. Rams2. Packers3. Eagles4. Panthers5. Seahawks6. Bears7. Lions
>>157649475>no one has played each otherIt's the Laramos world and you're living in it
>>157649456In the 2001 game against the Cowboys held at Husky Stadium you can see me, my brother, dad, and mom all pulling plastic rain ponchos over our heads after Watters runs in a touch down.https://youtu.be/XMezQh3arwI?t=674
>>157649473There are at least 2 nz flag posters, I'm the other guy. I don't really post in the threads during the offseason
>>157649451There are two white people capable of accessing the internet in all of New Zealand. What are the odds?
>>157649471That may be true but everyone on tv here thinks she's the greatest.
My perfect world is the Steelers meeting the Rams and Aaron Rodgers gets crippled over and over again, play after play by Myles and Aaron breaking every bone in his body.
>>157649498Oh
Ok pussy retard
>>157649503>zoomer football I'm sorry for your experience. Football used to be a lot better.
>>157649491There are at least 3 white people left in nz maybe 4
>>157649512And they're all giving up their bussy to Bo Nix.
>>157649498This but he hangs in there despite it all and as his last hurrah in the NFL, he throws a legendary walk off touchdown in the superbowl to kill that gay super team forever. Kino sovl
Anime and football are directly antithetical and that pisses me off. Please go away. Touch a ball. Pass it around in the park. Gather knowledge. To kiwi: have sex
>>157649521You don't know Gayron Rodgers
How much of a downgrade is it to go from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers to DetromtJordaan re Love?
>>157649555Did you downgrade from vodka to rubbing alcohol? What the fuck were you trying to type?
Football is dead.NFL is deadCFB is dead.HSFB is dead.Innit
>>157649529I know Aaron very well actually.
>>157649567You should be dead
Give Deshaun a chance.
>>157649524I would rather try my hand at a beer league baseball team. I can't throw with any accuracy so I'd be a 1b but that's okay the Mets field a team of only second basemen they're a serious club. I did play 3 on 3 foobaw once on a snowmobile trip at fox prairie just outside of la grande once but that doesn't really count even though I slung that shit for a drift tuddy.
>>157649577shant
>>157649572Yeah but then we couldn't met together on grindr. You know you want to suckit
Why the FUCK is the NFL season starting on Wednesday??
>>157649577Fuck that. Night night, keep your butthole tight.
Four years post-Brady and the NFL has never been more unwatchable or played at a lower level
>>157649579>snowmobile tripI'm going to meet you on grindr some day and lick every inch of you
>>157649590They will put games on literally any other day but Saturdays
>>157649593Almost like he was a precursor of insufferablility (t. moomer)
>>157649590
>>157649600They have Saturday games.
>>157649599You couldn't handle me.
Kiwi needs his ass licked
>>157649609Like 1 a season
>>157649611If you think I can't handle bitchiness I can't wait to stuff your bussy
>>157649600>>157649609Saturday games are illegal as a condition of the NFL keeping its monopoly on professional foobaw. You'll notice you don't get them until college ball is over.
>>157649615Not including playoffs it's like 4-8 a year.
>>157649619Fissured and CLOSED FOR BUSINESS
>>1576496288 seems a little highI'm sure I only remember maybe 2 or 3 max last season
>>157649632Minimum of 2 each of the the last 2-3 weeks of the season.
>>157649632It's less these days because NFL is on so much during the week compared to before, but week 16/17 tend to have a lot of Saturday games.
In 50 years folks will be reminiscing about the greatest NFL season of all time (2023-2024)
>>157649648Is that the first Lions hype season?
>>157649638>>157649644Yeah I know it's an end of season when cfb is done thing but I still think 1 game each week on Fri and Sat shouldn't be too much to ask. The log jam early Sunday is shitty. I will NEVER watch redzone.
I like the Monday double headers
>>157649664I watched redzone for the first time last season and liked it waaaaaaaaaay more than whatever bullshit CBS 10am/1pm game I was being fed instead of the Seahawks being on because Fox Medford wanted to show the $(ers.Anyway there are usually college games on during the non NFL days.
>>157649672>Fox MedfordYou arnt allowed to live in SO. Go away.
>>157649695The greenway. Rape or beheading; it's your choice.
>>157649701You shouldnt be here. Never speak to me, or acknowledge me ever again. I will do the same.
I have the chiefs and broncos missing the offs.
>>157649719most of these aren't that outlandish but what the fuck do you see in the Jets?
>>157649717It's... too late... one day you will be enjoying a night out at the Shakespeare festival, blissfully unaware the shrew to be tamed on the walk home that night will be your bussy, and I will be the author of its taming.
>>157649719>49ers: 5 wins>Cardinals: 7 winsIgnore retarded image
>>157649671Oh God I fucking hate those
The Sissyattle Shitcocks
>>157649797nobody says this!!!
>>157649765>Shakespeare festivalNever EVER, have I.I cant let you get close. If I ever see you IRL its going to be some highlander shit.
>>157649451Your not obsessed with bo nix too are you?
>>157649799I used to get free tickets for living with people that worked there. Great Macbeth with fun costumes and a black Macbeth 15 years ago before that sort of thing became a statement.
>>157649719>joe reddit>staying healthy for an entire season lol lmao even
>>157649730They play no one and I have them beating the bills twice because they don't have a defense and geno isn't going to be worse behind a better line with 5 good receivers.>>157649792The niners will start okay maybe 3-4 possibly but something will happen since they're schedule is basically a meat grinder and the cards will start 2-7 essentially playing carson beck to a 5-3 end to the season.
>>157649819I think the new coach hire will not work in the ravens favor. The bengals should have enough juice to beat the ravens at least once.
>>157649671One is good. Two is better! DUBBA DUBBA DOUBLEHEADER!!
How many picks bounce off the hands of Kelce this year?I'm thinking at least 3
>>157649809Not as much as the other guy, I hope the injury hasn't set him back too much tho
>>157649874Not if my reffies have anything to say about it.
>>157649878We all like Bo Nix and Justin Herbert here. Mariota too when that FAGGOT BUST Daniels goes down.
It upsets me that Kelce is garnering a reputation for dropping passes. The guy had velcro for hands for so many years.
>>157648884It's the Kaepernick curse. He's a locker room cancer even now.
>>157649927aren't you forgetting someone?
>>157649719Holy reddit
>>157649995Taylor is sucking the life force out of him
>>157650009At some point the Browns will be faced with an offer they can't refuse.
>>157650093And the name of that offer? Thats right, its Dante Moore.
>>157650108all according to keiquaku
>>157649593Brady would have lost to the Seahawks. Ugly.
>>157648884SUB SUB SUB SUBSTATION STATION STATION STATIONSUB SUB SUB SUBSTATION STATION STATION STATION
wish Taylor would suck the force out of my cock if you know what I mean
Superbowl rematch is today and this general is dead as fuckNFL truly is dying under goodell with those faggy kick offs and marshmallow helmetsChucky was right
Dawn of the final bussy
how do I do a 10x on betting on this game tonight
Join me in earnest prayer as we humbly ask God to watch over Mahomes' knees and keep him safe from injury this season. Lord, guide the hands and feet of the opposing team away from his ligaments. Help him make decisions that protect his health. Father in heaven, grant him the gift of health, and restore to him the confidence he needs to bring victory once again to our humble city. In Your name we pray.Amen.
>>157650340guess no one got that...what I meant was I wish she would give me a BJ on my penis until she sucked all the sperm out of it
>>157650432I added 10 bucks to the bounty pool just for that
>>157650441She only does that for travis black teammates
>>157650478no she doesn't
>>157650509Yes she does.
Are we really going to keep talking about that old witch until she has to wear diapers
>>157650198How did he do again the LOB, remind me
>>157648823WHoever said NFL has parity is a fucking retard
I’ll sleep early today to catch the kickoff.Hot take: Neither the Pats or Seahawks will make the Playoffs
>>157648827Nobody takes 8-man leagues seriously
>some sicko paid $25,000 to have dinner with retard ballardjesus fucking christ
>>157650654>be a millionaire>use <10% of your annual disposable income to call him a retard for an hourI wouldn't do it,but I can respect it.
>>157649451>>157649488they hate us cuz they ain't us
>>157650687He would simply get up and leave if someone tried this
football returns today, boysand remember just to be yourself and have fun!
>>157650720>real footballftfy thirdie
Football tonight
Going to miss the games today and tomorrow because I'm on vacation. Feels bad
>>157649300>>157649332>>157649398
>>157649331I'll give you Coleman and a 2nd for Creed and your LG, on god
Gosh I just hope the Seahawks make the Patriots look like a bunch of chumps again.t. Bills fan
>>157650805its rigged for the pats tonight for them being good sports about getting btfo of the SB, fraid so
>>157650822pats aren't going to the SB as punishment for bill simmons making proxy bets. you heard it here first.
How many tonight?
>>157650687This is just a tax writeoff for rich people: either spend the money or get taxed on it
>>157650009
Foobaw will be on TONIGHT
botes
>>157650907Even better, you can pay for the dinner then give it to a make a wish kid so the kid can call him retard. Then it's a charitable donation. >>157650697You dont know that. You have no idea how much self respect the man has.
>>157650627Xirhawks will, but get jammed first round
It’s here. We made it bros
Give me your most offensive fantasy football team names. I want the ones that will get you removed from your league.
>>157649115Just use claude or grok dude
>>157650958Football is on today indeed
>>157651040Did you try the n word
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek there's so many gang members here if I never post again it's odd I got gang stabbed by niggers RIP Ravens/Wions Broncos Cardinals broship for life
>>157651040DeadNiggerDisposal1488
>>157650593
oh no no no the kiwi is about to get the sweltering new orleans summer treatment again. get the ambulance on standby c.uckboy
the seahawks are going to ass rape the patriotswhy even schedule this as the opener? was the fucking super bowl not enough?
Are you ready for some football?
NO MORE SLEEPS UNTIL FOOTBALLTHE WAIT IS OVER
I like the Superbowl rematch opening game tradition I hope the NFL keeps doing it
>>157651104It's been that way for over 20 years now, buckaroo. Ever since 2004
Now that the dust has settled, is it fair to say the Patriots had no business being in the Super Bowl?
>>157650962based
>>157651108No afc team did
>>157651104>>157651107Yeah, the only time I remember them not doing it was the 100th season. They had the Bears and Packers because they're one of the oldest rivalries.
Be prepared for Shock and AweThe Detroit Lions are favored in 14 of their 17 regular-season games for the 2026 NFL season
>>157651132bungles are favored in 15 of their games and they won't make the playoffs
>>157651132The big 3Next four areD. Maye DarnoldTLaw Caleb
>>157651132going to change after the saints drop 400 passing yards on this "defense"
My Patriots WILL win tonight.
>>157651167Guess who is next in line for the Super Bowl?
>>157651172Yep, Aaron Rodgers
>>157651135>bungles are favored in 15 of their gamesBullshit. There's no fucking way. What fucking retard said that? McAfee? Skip? Florio?
What's everyone gonna munch on for the game tonight? I'm thinking meat sticks. No homo.
>>157651170Big, if true
>>157651186Meat sticks (homo)
>>157651180>What fucking retard said that?any sportsbook of your choice
>>157651107I’ve seen a few people complain about it specifically Bears fans
>>157651186'za from 'za hut
>>157651168Can't put up 400 when you're on your back hurting all game
>>157651187There is a path.
>>157651198So they’ve got the moves but have they got the touch?
>>157651132Reason the Lions have my attention is because looking at Wk1 odds only 3 teams are heavily favored in absolutely dominant fashion Lions & GoffRams & Stafford Jags & TLaw
>>157651190BetMGM only has odds for week 1, not sure how that's the same as 15 games.
>>157651117The only one that might have stood a chance was the broncos with bix nood. But even then they were probably worse than the top 3-4 NFC teams
Gambling has ruined sports. Fuck Chris Christie that fat fuck.
So how many touchdowns are the patriots going to get blown out by?
>>157651227This game or the whole season?
>>157651223find one that shows all 17 games you fool
>>157648884*ZAP*
>>157651040Charlie Kirk's Shotgun Formation
>>157651240
>>157651167>no one is averaging 300 yards anymoregrim
>>157651267yeah i see 15 favored games there
sources tell me there's an NFL game tonight
which team would you say is currently this at the moment?
OJ Simpson was tried in a court of law and found not guilty by a jury of his peers. By definition, he is an innocent man.Let it go.
>>157651295Idk didn’t watch that gay ass show
Reminder to join the /sp/ super pick'em before tonight!Standard picks:https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65Confidence mode (new):https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/group?id=ada73d50-742a-4788-8072-bdd4744391d3Password = Rosepink for both groups.
>>15765132114 GAMES2000 MOTHERFUCKIN YARDSYOU FEEL ME?HOLLAR
>>157651321If he's innocent why is he dead
>>157651227At least two>>157651239>or the whole season?bout tree fiddy
>>157651321if he's so innocent then why was he born black?
>>157651289big if true
Tonight's the night.
>>157651335He wasn’t black. He was OJ.
>>157651323I made my picks for this week but i will definitely forget to do so in subsequent weeks
>>157651359same. catch me forgetting that shit by week 4 at the latest, erry time.
can't believe the NFL is going to make us watch the Patriots get raped again
>>157651295The entire AFC.
Hello,Where do you like to get your fantasy football news and advice from? Thanks, Mike
>>157651368The first time wasn't enough. They need to remind us that Drake Mate is, as a matter of fact, just a meme.
>>157651379this bussy
If the Bills lose to the Texans they may as well blow it up and trade Josh Allen to the Broncos
>>157651379ChatGPT, reading tea leaves
>>157651379Old wiggly
>>157651379/pol/
>>157651391Allen only has a few years left of good play btw if Russell Wilson is the predictor of the shelf life of mobile QBs are going to go with your late early thirties being the decline start (33 or 34).
>>157651107Bullshit they have. Yeah the winning team of the previous owl played the opener, but it was never a SB rematch on opening night. It's been a thing since they expanded the season to 18 weeks but first time was Broncos/Panthers in 2016
>>157651424Wilson only had one move, scramble in the back field and chuck is deep.
>>157651424>comparing a black qb with a white qb>>reddit.
I just had chicken bacon broccoli alfredo for breakfast.
WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Spoiler Alert: 45-3, Seahawks
Hue hue hue hue that play looked a little bit like Patrick Mahomes.
>>157651391Bills losing to the Texans in the regular season has become rather commonplace over these past handful of years. Honestly, at this point, it has become borderline tradition. And I say this as a Bills fan. Also, Josh Allen will either remain as a Bill for the entirety of his career or will demand a trade to another team chasing a ring in the very late stages of his career. I could honestly see him winning a retirement ring on a new team as opposed to winning one with Buffalo, as much as that pains me to admit.
Foobaw. Tonight!!!
>>157651453Dinner for breakfast (and breakfast for dinner, respectively) is always a good idea.
My reffies are going to remind your NFL fans that they are the stars of this league.
>>157651445I used to go on the NFL reddit to see headlines and news, but one day there was a thread talking about how it was because of racism that there weren’t more black coaches and I couldn’t resist so I made an account to say why isn’t it an issue that blacks are over represented? Because everyone agrees that blacks are better athletes. And if we agree blacks are better athletes then we all agree not all races are exactly the same and some are better at some things than others, so how come it can’t just be tha whites are better at coaching and then they all got mad at me and banned me
>>157651490Surely the refs must have lost once.
>>157651445Peak Wilson was better than Allen ever was.
>>157651494Eagles Chiefs Super Bowl.
>>157651497lol no
>>157651497Put the crack pipe down
>>157651504>>157651509You're both retarded, prime Wilson would throw circles around prime Allen
>>157651321Bills will not make an Owl until they restore OJ’s place of honor in their HOF
>>157651497Subconsciously you only say this because Wilson has one singular ring. And his defense carried him to that ring.
Name a more >black qb than Sam Darnold. Go head. I'll wait.
On god we win week 1. Hurts will struggle to adjust to Mannions new offense
>>157651528Put Allen behind Wilson's olines and he'd already be retired from injuries
1. WhitePOWER GAP8. Asian9. Castizos/white hispanics POWER GAP23. HAPAs24. Quadroons25. Light skinned/white passing Muttlatos26. Philipinos POWER GAP38. SEAsians39. ChinesePOWER GAP143. MuttlatosPOWER GAP4829382. Sand niggersPOWER GAP77372626622638. NiggersPOWER GAP663819477366773661488226. Jeets663819477366773661488227. Kikes
>>157651544Ebin
>>157651509What has Joss Allen done other than receive a pity MVP and run up the score on 7th seeds in the playoffs?
>>157651544Janny's gonna freak
Soon.
>>157651544>he doesn't rate Injuns
>>157651544literally the only quality post i've seen in this genny for weeks
Yeah, /nfl/, first time, long time, thanks for reading my post. Just wondering which QB you think has the biggest cock.
>>157651564Ya I forgot redskinsans and Latinos. Tou can put Latinos at 25.5 and redskins at 3007. Oh and j also forgot abos, put them right before jeets.
>>157651544
>>157651574Jared Goff
Is anyone a bit troubled that it's two White QBs and two White HCs facing off in the season opener?
>>157651594Gingers is black
>>157651594QB is a cerebral position
>>157651594Mike Vrabel is spiritually black
>>157651598Impossible, my KANGZ would never employ a >black qb
>>157651594Very, I have devoted my life to the advancement of niggers and the displacement of white people.
>>157651600So, what you're saying is they did this so that White QBs would be guaranteed a loss this week and thus skewing the numbers the other way?
>>157651594>Maye>white
>>157651615that's not how it works in those stats, this game will just not be listed
>>157651558Russell Wilson doesn't even have an MVP and both of his Super Bowl appearances were on the back of an all time great defense. He did nothing when he was the one running the show in Seattle. As an individual player, Josh Allen clears him.
>>157651544>Asian..>Filipinos >Chinese>SEAsians>JeetsWTF do you think flips, seamonkees chinks, and jeets are? Retarded post.
>>157649664>I still think 1 game each week on Fri and Sat shouldn't be too much to askwould literally require congress to pass a bill and goodell isn't going to cash in his chips with them just for that
>>157651626Asian obviously meaning Jap
>>157651623I won't tolerate Wilson slander
>>157651497I am telling you Russell Wilson is the best qb of all time no discussion needed because he is having the super bowl ring and also he is scrambling like he is driving scoot in mumbai traffic and throwing the ball while looking the other way and still hitting the receiver perfect and most important thing is he is part indian that is why his brain is work so fast and he is makes all the smart decisions unlike these tall white qb who is only standing there looking confused and unable to throw ball .. Mr. Wilson he is the true goat and tom brady and anllen are overrated only because media is not giving him the respect he deserve.
>>157651600What are the asterisks for?
>>157651647
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING INJURY REPORTS?
>>157651643Bloody benchod basterd bitch. YOU arr the fucking! Fuck you BLOODY! Bloody basterd
>>157651632you mean the zipperheads that have concocted the demise of the global economy? Yeah real cerebral bunch those guys are.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY&t=1s
>>157651662We should have let them create the Japreich on the land you currently occupy
>>157651656Jordan Love - Questionable for Week 1 with a broken bussy.
My pre-meal for my pre-game before the big game tonight?Taco salad 2 tortillas torn apart as a base in a deep bowl, few scoops of refried beans, few scoops of seasoned ground beef, freshly grated cheddar cheese, few dollops of sour cream (low fat, of course) and a handful of shredded lettuce tossed on top.
>>157651656Bosa & George Kittle will be limited for 48ers. Shanny plans "to use them wisely"
>>157651658Bloody chutiya you cannot even spelling bastard correctly and you are coming here to fight me ? uneducated fellow go watch your ipl and leave real football to people who actually understand it you bloody bastard gandu bitch
>>157651683Oops, forgot about my chili-queso dip that I make with canned chili and a jar of queso dip in a crockpot.
>>157648823NFC West is by far the toughest division.
>>157651683get some diced tomatoes and frank's hot sauce on that, sounds delicious
>>157651687You are a bloody Paki trying to make Bharat look bad. I am Brahmin sir
>>157651702No.
>>157651683I'm doing a Maple Bourbon bacon salad with cheddar jack plus some chicken For breakfast I still have my sausage and egg biscuitBut what I'm most proud of it's the cool limited time 6 pack by a local brewery that I've never seen or tried beforeI'm pumped
>>157651714Why do people only drink 6 packs? Do you actually get drunk off 6 packs?
>>157651712no tomatoes is retarded. Retard.
Bears defense looks stacked bruh
>>157651564>injunsDrunk/10
>>157651723kys canadian faggot. go back to /hoc/
>>157651714Poe’s law
Hey anon, why do you hate canadians on /sp/ so much?Points to this post: >>157651723
Bears quarterback looking downright peculiar bruh
>>157651741I like Canadians I just hate hockey
>>157651528>>157651497Russ got good basically when Bobby Wagner was the only LoB left, it has nothing to do with his superbowl.
>>157651720>>157651720Before I did AA I got a 12 pack. Did that for years. But it's horrible for your body and health not to mention nobody likes intoxicated people So now I go 6 packs of premium high end beet instead
For me it's when middle aged men that's interests are Disney, comic books, and Nintendo call me gay for watching NFL
>>157651708अबे ओ गधे मुझे पाकिस्तानी मत बना बे, तेरी औकात है मुझे कुछ बोलने की? तू खुद वो साला है जो घटिया अंग्रेजी लिख के भारत का मुंह काला कर रहा है और ऊपर से ब्राह्मण ब्राह्मण चिल्ला रहा है जैसे तेरे बाप ने वेद लिख दिए हों। जा नाली धो के आ, रसेल विल्सन पे बकवास करने से पहले अपनी औकात देख ले चूतिये।
>>157651760>AAfag
>>157651720Hello fellow alcoholic
>>157651774Hi! You sticking around for the game or are you gonna pussy out again?
>>157651683For me it’s some stir fried beef in some stir fry sauce I bought at ShopRite and some ramen noodles with no broth, for desert it’s buncha crunch
What was he thinking here
>>157651786long con to get the bronkeks to sign blow dix to a record deal and ruin them financially for the next 10 years.
>>157651773I thought AA was gay for years and years. A buddy did it and told me it's actually pretty cool and that is actually like itStill didn't go because scaredFinally went Was terrified Turns out to be the best thing ever. You're missing out
>>157651774I’m not an alcoholic but can probably outdrink anyone here. It’s actually annoying to get drunk because I have to drink so fucking much
>melted butter warm apple coffee cake now>hawks and burgers tonightBros it's the perfect day.
>>157651794Bo induced melty already and the first game hasn't even started. LEL. [loving every laugh]
>>157651797I don't have a drinking problem, asshole. I'm also not a quitter. Go worship your chip, though, I'll be getting plastered for tonight's game.
>>157651804Bra, you're a severe alcoholic. Like the definition of an alcoholic Truly this: ask everyone in your life if you drink too much. Or say hey I think I might be drinking too muchAnd see what they say
>>157651780Yes sir, I will soldier on tonight >>157651804Okay my bad
>>157651741I am right though, how retarded do you have to be to eat mexican food without tomatoes
>>157651810>I don't have a drinking problem, asshole.These are the words of someone with a major drinking problem Ask everyone in your life: do I drink too much?
>>157651804What a life!
>>157651814I don’t need to ask, I get drunk about once a month on average, it just takes me a fuck ton of beer or shots.
>>157651820No one cares anymore, retard. We're talking about booze now.
>>157651826take it over to /mandrama/, queer. This is a football thread.
I had 4 pints of 8.6% stuff last night and I can quit anytime I want.
>>157651850>re-filling a can of beerweird, but effective.
game is like 8 hours away and the off topic blogging plebbitors have already filled the fucking thread up with their babble
For me, its leftover alfredo with meatballs because I tend to cook meals big enough for a family of four despite living alone
I drank for the first time in 2026 last Friday for a friend’s wedding. Has 2 beers, a martini, and an old fashioned. Got drunk but not absolutely smashed. I’m a total lightweight. I’ve found that chugging a Gatorade before bed really helps preventing hangovers.
>>157651862It's still offseason for 8 more hours, whiny cunt.
>>157651876when has that ever stopped you plebbit migrants from filling every gamethread wall to wall with stream of consciousness drivel about your lives
>>157651862Rate my fantasy team.
>>157651826>>157651832You need to ask. Youll be surprised yo find pretty much all your friends and family think you drink too muchHere's another one:Can you easily go 2 weeks without a single drink? I had to ftiebdscdo that and raved about how great it was and told me I should try itI thou that was absolutely crazy. Now way can I do that But now I can go months without drinking alcohol alone at my place (still drink when go out to social functions where ever has a drink)
>>157651888at first i was confused like taking bills defense is a ballsy choice but you must be a buffalo homer so respek
>>157651887Complaining about off-topic is peak reddit behavior.
^trip, kneediddy^
>>157651862I would really prefer it if you’d be quiet.
>>157651891You're a faggot
>>157651909ya know last I checked chibi is living his best life in japan as an English teacher while caveman cut his dick off chibi one >oh shit now im doing it
>>157651497Justin Fields has more MVP votes than Russell Wilson.
I don't know why people think Derrick Henry and Christian McCaffery are going to be good this year, they are geriatric and one is always injured.
>>157651920i think CMC will be fine but henry and Barkley are going to regress its a slow then sudden falloff for RBs that arent big time pass catchers
>>157651862We should talk about how the Rammies are still on a plane.
>>157651935He'll get suspended for shitting on heebs, not for the other shit.
Guys, I'm so happy to say this: ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
partially torned my ligament today playing floorball, no excessive walking for at least three weeks :(
>>157651948theyre gonna wait for him to land in Australia too before suspending him lmao
>>157651934Tell that to Frank Gore.
>>157651935>makes a handgesture on a stream>gets publicly humiliated and career is put in jeopardyodd
>>157651953He fell off like 10 years before he finally retires.
>>157651956>trusting what some jewish agent says.
>>157651953man he wasnt flashy like Peterson or Charles but he was good as fuck for forever
RAVENSBROS, ARE WE READY TO FUCKING CHOKE?
>>157651915Let's talk about going out with a pretty girlCan you date her for two weeks without having a single drink other than a glass or wine when you take her out for a nice dinner?If you have kids, can you go two weeks with drinking?Alcohol is a literal poison. You guys funneling poison into your system for a high are the same as crackheads and heroin junkies The effects on your body are catastrophic. I mean just went it comes to looking good, looking hot to the ladies You guys need to address the underlying problem that have you crawling up in a bottleThis is what AA is for, its a human improvement discussion group where everyone is focused on self improvement and becoming the people that everyone looks up toDon't you want that? Or do you just want to go hide in a bottle of intoxication?
>>157651951wtf is floorball sorry bro
>>157651971>*Lamar Jackson has left the Baltimore Raven's team group chat
>>157651935I smell CTE and yet ANOTHER Antonio Brown style crashout
>>157651971IOANE IS RIGHTFUL RAIDERS CLAY GIVE HIM BACK NOW
>>157651976Bros never quit drinking.
>>157651980Along with his fucking knees>>157651984No, this is our punishment for fucking over Mad Maxx
FOOOTBAAAAAALL
>>157651978it's salibandy :D
>>157651994NFC South is going to be another drunk division. This time between Carolina and New Orleans
My Chargies!
>>157651989it was funny as fuck when it came out that teams were blowing up the ravens FO during the draft for trades and then backing out of them over and over
>>157651951>tornedtorn even and on my left ankle :(
>>157652001You just lost your star center for the year.
>>157651985All these started with a guy who drinks so much he needs a 12 pack to feel anything This was me for yearsIf you're buying more than a 6 pack for a night you have drinking problems even to the people with drinking problems Your an alcoholic to alcoholics
>>157652003Meanwhile fuckin Jerruh gets his head out of his ass and pays one of his star defenderd
>>157651891Yes. I regularly go 2 weeks and longer without a single drink. It still takes me about 15 beers in a short timeframe to get actual sloppy drunk
>>157651999Oh i see we call it floor hockey over here
Any yinzers wanna weigh in on a season prediction besides 9-8 supa bawl?
>>157652013It's not Ideal but Slaughter will step up to the plate
>>157652022Skill issue.
>>157652054That O-line will be cooked by week 4 and I'm not even trying to be mean about it. But at least you don't have Evan Neal
Singles and cowboys winning the Super Bowl this year
>>157652036I have a friend like this. Hes the only friend I think has a major drinking problem. Every time he drinks he gets wasted and he's not a good drunk (and even a good drunk is still a drunk and nobody likes a drunk)He'll go on 1-3 day benders getting shit faced then feel ashamed and go two weeks without drinking. This is his regular cycleSo he regularly goes two weeks without drinking yet has the biggest drinking problem of anyone I've ever hung out with
>>157652069Scooter, get off /sp/
>>157652067>my raidfeces signed Evan “the human turnstile” Neal
Once again: the NFC North is gonna be a fucking bloodbath between the Packers, Bears and Lions. I would include the Vikings but they lack a fucking QB
>>157651530Even the blacks are claiming him as their own.
>>157652093Bro couldn't even hold the makeline at a Papa Johns
>>157652095A bloodbath between the jesterguild all for them to not advance at all in the playoffs.
>>157652075I can have a beer on a random night and not even finish it. For me it’s just a biological thing, I just process alcohol extremely well. It’s the Irish trade off for having a small penis and short temper
>>157652098Sam Darnold should be the poster child of how to rehab an abused QB
>>157651530
Sam is the new Brady
>>157652111>having a small penisAlcohol did this
Why didn't the Commanders just take Maye? Still a puzzling and, frankly, baffling decision 2 years later.
Guys, I think the Vikings should march for Arch
Niggers
>>157652131Fell for the nigger qb meme
>>157651786The more I watch this, the more I think Allen intentionally did it. It's scary.
>>157652144NEW>>157652144
>>157652133Better get moving...sell off your whole team and go into tank mode like the Dolphins did
>>157651960Stop noticing jew hater
