No girls allowedMutts were human once edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleFraudcaraz>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1g.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157642796
Somebody get Grug an espresso
Total mutt victory
think carloth is toast, lads. don't think he's got the vamos to run this back in 5.
Why is the match on at 2 in the morning on a weeknight? Was here a weather delay? Or is this just more US Open incompetece?
>>157649657Actually wild desu
He can't even blame the wrist, just looks like he's playing on 2 hours of sleep
Benitosisters...
Commentators were just saying he seems injured
apologize
>>157649657It's so fucking retarded. Yeah let's schedule our biggest matches for 2 am on a weeknight, this should be great for viewership
If Carlos pulls another epic comeback, he'll have pussy falling out of his pocket
>>157649661More like pennis...
>>157649657>>157649662Most viewership or at least half for these matches is likely outside of the US/western hemisphere
>>157649683Ton of people are out west with the TV on rn. I have two friends in my group chat out there watching
Assuming Charlie wins, thoughts on his match with Franklin?
Alcagassed
>>157649686Nobody watches tennis in the US breh, consider yourself lucky you’ve got fellow enjoyers
>>157649689Whoever wins is gonna roll Foe
Feeling a Khachanov slam if Carlitos can’t pull this off
>>157649691depends where you live. income and geography are better predictors of tennis fandom than probably any other sport here except maybe like F1
WTF is Shartcaraz doing? Tennis is dead
>>157649700triumphant comeback obviously
>>157649696funniest outcome for sure
>>157649696>khachanov slamraze the entire complex and push it into Flushing Bay
I am tired of Mary Carillo's cackling on commentaryHow did she get into the TENNIS hall of fame
>>157649709>Flushing BayIt's an actual place kek
When did the US Open become some influencer infested thing?
>Half-empty stadium for a quarter-finalWhy even start this late? Shit's projected to end close to 3am local time
Who here is /workinginthemorning/?
>>157649715They want the Eala money
>>157649715Tennis is an aspirational sport. Attracts a lot of nouveau riche types
vamos recovered
>>157649657>>157649718This obviously wasn't the plan. It just so happened that all 3 matches before it went the distance.
5th set
>>157649721Me :/Bout to flip a coin to see if I stay up
>>157649731Matches should not be starting at 11 pm FFS
>>157649739Do you have to drive to work? Maybe jus tank the Ubers and go groggy?
>>157649743you want a curfew like the bongs?
Watching a stream, it's crazy how just about every celebrity is promoting gambling now
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY
>>157649746In Chicago so thankfully just a train ride Driving on no sleep is awful though. Uber's worth the money
>163 lbstennis is not a serious sport
>>157649747Just an earlier start time
>>157649756Ayyy at least you’re central time. I’m eastern here but I can go into work a bit later with some excuse.
Ben :)
The ESPN statisticians should be diggin up the last time a four match half men half women schedule on Ashe went the full 16 sets. Ending 3am with no rain delay is truly egregious
There's just something very crass and uncouth about chanting "U S A"
>>157649767Hell yeah
So does everyone at the stadium not work or can easily call in sick tomorrow?
>>157649774Insane how the smallest display of American patriotism makes any Aussie within 100 miles seethe uncontrollably. Needs to be studied.
>>157649774no you've just been brainwashed into american nationalism badi'm for carlos to be clear
Seal :)
>>157649778They probably took PTO
Tennis is too long. This is just a stamina sport.
Ben needs to lock in
>>157649787Always has been
Shelton is clearly the better player. He's just tired now.
Two comebacks from 2 sets down in one day would be insane
Who else does the Roddick palm facing up serve?
Ben's sister looks incredibly unathletic. Don't get it.
uhhh so is shelton's sister 18
Where are the Spaniards ITT? I thought they don’t work
>>157649805It's 8:40 am there so almost certainly still asleep
Whoever wins this set wins the match
>>157649774It's sad Aussies have nothing to be proud of
>>157649823Seems unfair. What's the point of playing all those other sets then?
It's time for Shelton to rape the Spaniard like a migrant rapes Spain.
Ben has got this
So some poor folks in queens to the west of the stadium can’t sleep from the cheers, right?
>>157649826Better than a lot to be ashamed of…
>>157649827Yeah tennis should just be one set desu senpai UWU
>>157649774I just want to take this time to acknowledge that we are in a stolen thread. Previously these discussions would have belonged on /tennis/. We recognise their efforts in shaping our proud diverse identity.
We got ourselves a thrillerFeels like a Final tbqh
Ben gonna win
Eileen SheltonAlyssaTiafoe
I like ben's serve and volley style. It's nice we're getting some variety back
BEN!!!
CHOD!!!
>>157649862kek
It’s over
>>157649862lmao
Never want to hear another bad word about Sinnsation
Bennyboy getting nervous
Ben…
massive hold
Ben's looking like a corpse
>>157649862The first 3 seconds look like he's trying to cast a spell.
Ben holding easily. He’s actually going to win.
Well, what I love about Alcaraz is that he like in this match, sometimes loses the 2 and third set to simulate pressure and then raises his level to easily expose his opponent
kinda funny how the major with the closest timezone as me has matches at the same time as australia
>>157649906>easily
Alcaraz breaks now
Is Ben actually in a relationship with Rodman or is that a pr stunt?
>>157649903Respectable 10-4 loss in the tiebreak coming for Ben Im afraid
>>157649922I fear this is true, all feels very Novax/Felix
SHELTYHELTY
>>157649920With his daughter, not with rodman himself
>>157649759you fat
>>157649922>>157649930Not today frens
Grug done
>>157649920Trinity? Yes. Can you imagine the children. She's one of the best female sawker players on Earth with a genetic freak in her veins and she'll birth the child of a man who serves better than anyone since Sampras
>>157649774
>>157649834literally ashamed of nothing
I hope they're paying the ball boys/girls well for working overtime
They both look absolutely knackered.
>>157649940If it's Bunurong, why does it feel so Bunuright?
>>157649946>boys/girlsgeezers/hags
no one can break point for shit anymore. they are gassed
>>157649952australia is a silly cunt
It's Carlover
Grug is finished
>>157649955Better server wins. Benny.
We're Alcaback
Grug is too erratic bros. But he will be back in another episode of tennis for revenge.
how many cheers when they get to 7
Can't eait for tomorrow for some good actual tenny
Bad time to not be feeling the backhand
CAM ON GRUG
Bit concerned about the level of tennis we're seeing here. Sinner will wreck everyone when he comes back. Grug no longer has it.
>>157649970Zverev has no shame
>>157649970>tomorrowtoday
It’s ogre
>>157649976Grug needs a few tournaments before he’s back
It's Sheltover
>>157649976He doesn't care about tennis. I think he's a homosexual. They tend not to care about legacy.
Alchachad under attackHe's beating the fagHit a winner with the racqThe mutt is mad
We're Backjamin
WE ARE SO BACK
>>157649987you fucked it
>>157649939What race is this (her)?
>>157649970Genuinely looks like a 250 you'd see in mid February.
>>157649993She actually looks more like her mom
Grug error grug error
Oh no no no it's so over
Ben wins his first slam
Shelton better not lose to Zverev
>>157649999Checked. Imagine if he’d done it with a superior Nork instead.
ballsy
LMFAAAAAAOOOO >Memelos Memecaraz
Anyway, lads. Finally going to bed. Let me know who wins.
Welp the American pundits are going to be insufferable as fuck after this
Get a job
Carlos bros
>>157650015LMFAAAAAAOOOO Seethe
the Federer curse continues
/ourwhiteguy/ did it :,)
>Lastestembarrassing
>>157650014To be a NEET…
was the match rigged
Dislike this “aura-farming” mutt. Hope Big Foe (true son of Africa) booty blasts him in the SF
done with this sport
>>157650015chinaman boilin’ KWAB
Congratulations to temu RoddickAnd congratulations to Zverev as the oldest first time number 1 and US Open champion 2026
>>157650023Yes. Especially in NY there is a little Jew inside the ball controlling points
/ourrapist/ on his way to another Grand Slam?
>>157650032Tiafoe winning is a bold pick
>le GOAT>le most complete player of all timeLMAO
foe finna kill dis mutt ong pure BLACKGODS will take it from here
based big benis makin’ ‘em seethe
Congrats Botic, you deserve it
>>157650036He’s injured shlomo. Also first tourney since April.
>>157650032Jodar is already out. Zverev will win
Based grugslayer
Looking at the current draw, this would've been an easy Slam for Joker had he not faced a roided Argie in the first round
Ben didn't win. Carlos lost.
>>157650044don't insult our resident chosenite.
last time all 4 majors in a year were won by 4 different players was in 2014 (Wawrinka, Nadal, Djokovic, Cilic)The only one who could stop it now is Zverev (lol).
>>157650054King Z is elite, show him some respect
OH SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVEOER THE LAND OF THE FREEAND THE ALCATRASH GAPED
>>157650044True GOATs come back from injuries and win the Slam
>>157650054If he faces Shelton he wins
Why can nobody defend uso pen?
USA! USA! USA!
>>157650064based
How many does it take?How many, how many tryna ride my wave?How many want my name?How many, how many got discipline?How many comprehend?How many that been where I been?
Shelt doubters better be grateful we didn't see a man with a broken wrist just waltz in and sweep another slam. Ben is king this USO
That last serve was insane
hard to believe it is all over
Did anyone clock that ben hit his biggest serve of the night on that match point146 out wide
Two records that Zverev will break after winning the US Open>Oldest first time Number 1 ever>Only person winning his first and second Slam after turning 29
>>157650080The fourth stat is by far the most impressive
>>157650081he hit 149 earlier
>>157650075This is a Tiafoe chat masquerading as a nazi anime forum.
>>157650083Zverev’s vulturing is elite.
>>157650086Yeah but that was a t-serve
>>157650088Hyperborean tradwife
Carlos was throwing up
I haven't seen Spain get this fucked since Ceuta
>>157647738>>157647738wish granted, paddy
>Tennis is so outdated theyre promoting mutts in 2026
>>157650103Shelty is 100% pureblood Aryan. The White man marches on.
Ben finishing it with a massive serve is like his signature now
All the sinner and djokovic fans coming out of the sewer like rats to celebrate
>>157650103kekkk seethe. National Champ. US Open Champ. Trump acolyte.
>>157650110Won’t happen in the final…zverev will end it with a double fault.
>>157650111>random Nole seethe
>>157650111Are they though? Grug mogs both of them.
Is this karma for Carlos disregarding Ben entirely as his next opponent?
first time slam winner, Botic van de Zandschulp
Ben plays like a top 5 player at majors but a borderline top 30 at atp events
>>157650123Alcaraz is a fraud. Sinner is modern tennis perfected Gucci gang
Big Ben will save tennis.
Match of his life there. Wonder how the semis will go.
>>157650130Southern Italia pre-moor intrusion
>>157650130
>>157650129He's at jmedical, his season is pretty much over
>>157650131Hope frank wins
>>157650130they're definitely making athletic babies tonight
I don't even like Zverev, but I have no choice but to root for him now
>>157650142>nate higgersgrow up. support tiafoe
>>157650137So do I because Zverev will eat Shelton otherwise.
>>157650152Zverev might shit himself again
>>157650091The best of the rest
>Final: Khachanov def. Tiafoe (6-7, 7-6, 6-3, 6-4)you just know
>>157650159You're hoping for that but realistically it's one of the yanks. Khachanov even if he were capable of it will be paid a couple million to tank. It's certainly an American champ now
>>157650007>doubting Zverev vs a leftyHe's going to feast
>>157650155He's too strong against lefties
>>157650167cope. it's rigged
>>157650159I'm not even going to watch that shit
This fucking op muttHe knows what he did
>>157650174I'm not a mutt. I'm black and I stan a russian
Alcaraz press conference LMAO what a mughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHbytPwVJYM
Benny Shelly :)
>>157650178You're Jewish as well, that's why your former favorite player is Novak
>>157650181Stop spamming Ai slop, kike
Imagine Federer and Nadal in their primes losing 2 Slams in a season
>>157650190It's real you fucking retard
>>157650186 Calm down.
>>157650199Is he poor now?
>>157650205I don't think so. He's retiring though. He has a good relationship with Russian coaching establishment so I hope he goes into coaching. Imagine him coaching an eastern lady like yastremska or sabalenka. He plays a style that translates well to the women's game
>>157650196Rabbi you're not welcomed here
>>157650219Antisemitism isn't welcome. He's our friend.
>>157649862he look so fucking awful in that style
>>157649887i miss this guy like you wouldnt believe
>>157650214>He plays a style that translates well to the women's gamehow insulting
Era of Zverev doubters? The depth of the field is simply too much to handle for frail Sinner and chonky Alcaraz. Zverev might just go for all 4 slams next year.
>>157650268Blockx will encircle the Russian from the east and relieve the city
>>157650125based
>alcashartwe really are getting an american gs winner
>>157650268>Zverev might just go for all 4 slams next yeargod i hope so
>>157650136>>157650129he is the god of tennis, but why is he the only non-good looking redhead?most redheads i saw on film and play sports look good
Unmatched GOAT stuff
something wrong with g*rmans
>Ben, Ben...congrats on your win. You are a good tennis player and everything, but...
>>157650561Peak Aryan genetics
>>157650403Pretty based of Del GOATro to cuck him out of six
>>157650569Its crazy how European Russians could have been if they didnt "mix" with mongol looking asiatics like Putin
>wake up>Ben actually beat CarlosIT'S HIS TOURNAMENT
why is everyone already giving it Z? everyone was saying Grug would take it and he just lost.
Tiafoe - Shelton should be a good one
Botic van de Zandschulp you are a grand slam champion, a GRAND SLAM CHAMPION
Auraloss Alnorizz
I hope they rematch at the Laver Cup. That should be fun.
Wtf the net lights up now????
Vultuminous
Evens on the beers
>>157650769rent free
Can't believe Tiafart won
>>157650680I didn't, I believed from day dot...
>>157649646
This could've been a free Slam for Fritz
Alcaraz plays up to bums like Shelton and Tiafoe, lets them have their big points and epic moments and build too much confidence/momemtum. Now Sinner, there’s a guy who will just remorselessly destroy his opponent
Imagine hitting a 146mph to find the match.. Legendary
Anyone else noticed way more serve and volley this tournament?
>>157650847>Now Sinner, there’s a guy who will just remorselessly destroy his opponentThis is why he's my goat
Sinner lost to lesser Cerundolo
Yesterday was one of the best tennis days I've seen in a while. Actually all the games went on deciding sets with the exception of Pegula x Navarro every game was high stakes, especially Tiafoe and Fraudsen you cut the tension with a knife
>>157650096so that's why he lost his tennis match
>>157650879Interestingly enough Sinner dominates against Zverev h2h (11-4, with no Zverev wins since 2023) but Alcaraz is nearly even with him (7-6). Alcaraz has a way of getting under Sinner's skin that also makes him more powerful to lower ranked jobbers.
I get third world tournaments ending at silly times, but why does the United States Open have matches ending at 3:30am on Wednesday mornings?
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>>157649646what race is that?
If Tiafoe wins he'll be the first chocolate-face in a major final since MaliVai Washington
>>157650685>>157650700i get it>>157650871i did actuallyalso what does it mean that the semi-finals are on 9/11
How many slams would tsitsipas have if Bryan Shelton was his father?
>>157651020White
>>157651023Hey put some respect on a Blackthletes name, nigga
>>157650944Alcaraz is a freak of an athlete. I think the reason they're so even is Sinner is a genuine monster at the game, and Alcaraz is behind him in terms of pure technical ballstriking and execution (see his forehand error rate against Ben) but he makes up for it with his superior athleticism, namely his sprints and counterpunching on the run. Sinner has such a smothering effect from the backcourt; Ben Shelton said playing Sinner was like playing a wall that shoots balls at you at 100mph. And in fact I recall last year's Wimbledon where Carlos was yapping to his box that he felt he couldn't do anything against Sinner on the ground even though they were basically point for point from the baseline. Especially as they age together and try to have long careers, it will be interesting to see how Sinner will up his athleticism and how Carlos will maintain his and increase his skills in ball striking
>>157651032Only 1 in the semis.
>>157650944There is actually nothing interesting about what you just brought up. Every single tennis fan understands that Sinner and Alcaraz are in a league of their own.
>>157649689This bitch is unironically the female Patrick Bateman.
>>157651070>it will be interesting to see how Sinner will up his athleticism and how Carlos will maintain his and increase his skills in ball strikingAthleticism isn't something you can really improve, at least not in the same way you can improve technique, plus Sinner is two years older than Alcaraz and his prime will come to an end sooner. All else being equal and barring injuries, Ibiza, and doping tests, Alcaraz should be able to pull ahead if he has the willingness and the discipline, but I guess that in itself is the big question.
>>157650769It's over
>>157649783American nationalism is objectively bad for the rest of the world
>>157651154stop being a helpless cuck
>>157651157Not an rebuttal
>grug sucked>almost won 30 slams still on bros
despite Djocko clearly too far gone now to win a GS his thinking on the state of the ATP (privately of course) is why he carried on. If Zverev can be beaten by him then he just needed Sinner and Alcaraz to either be injured or lose. French Open he couldn't do it, Australia he needed the drop in form of Alcaraz that didn't occur - he might have played Zverev in that final if Zverev didn't' choke in that final set after being a break up against Grug. Of course it is Zverev who could reap the rewards and actually top the GS winners list for 2026 with two.
>Zverev will hold 2 slams soon.Based, its fucking time did arrive
>>157651247>Australia he needed the drop in form of Alcaraz that didn't occurAs well as a retirement from two sets up and a walkover
domestic abuse bros it's time
can't wait until frances lifts the Copa mundial
>>157651264whilst that could have happened the gap between players isn't as high as it seems and Grug relies on high intensity play which if his level drops he struggles as shown by losing to terminal shitter Shelton
Alcaraz remains just a slam ahead of Nadal at his age.Needs to win 3 of the next 5 slams to still be a slam ahead, at the same age.8 masters, seven behind Nadal at his age.
>Kakanov-BlockIt's time for kakanov to break the QF curse
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>157651304>Kakanov-Blockyou probably pronounce that Chachanov-Bloche
>>157651304I mean, Blockx's body is held by paperclips at this point. Karen's as good as already in.
>>157651304He's got 2 SF
>>157651375>it's trueHad no idea
JUST one more game
>>157651264He’s the biggest disgrace of all time
>>157651281you are americantake uber, go to the match and shout COME ON NGUBU when he is serving
>>157651449Kek, he's a disgrace
>>157651560It's New York fella. They take the subway.
>>157651296i'd feel comfortable betting money he doesn't care about that >Mastersdefinitely not happening considering what he said about breaks
The Block vs Shelton final is going to be an absolute blockxbuster
>>157651618KAMAN BOTIC
Uso pen ratings are going to crater without carlos/sinnerAdvertisers are the big losers
>>157651618Jesus. Zero trust on Botic.
Could the domestic abuser have beaten Carlos last night? Or was Ben just playing out of his mind?
>>157651678Botic would have to beat Blockx, Zvervev, then Tiafoe/Shelton. He has the hardest path by far
Vegas is unironically disrespecting Zverev. He's been consistently performing at all recent slams, is a slam winner now and has a combined 23-4 record vs anybody left in the draw. He'll most likely face Shelton in the final and he's elite against lefties.Now watch him choke to Khachanov of course.
>>157651682Yeah big Z would have beaten that Carloss
>>157651674Big Foe vs Big Ben is going to be blockbusterFront page news in every paperEndless glazing on ESPN, Tennis Channel, and every American tennis podcastRoddick presenting his USO trophy to the winner even though it's only the semisTrump and Mayor Whatshisname attending the match togetherFireworks and a fighter jet flyover and Oprah buying everyone in the stadium an F-150
>>157651682Possibly. Undeniable Carlos is not at his best with the wrist injury his forehand and serve were way below his level. BUT he’s a mental beast and Shelton literally had to hit record setting serves over and over to beat him.
watching the repeat now, looks very nice granted i know the outcome
korda would be feasting on these bums
Has Sinner ever lost to an american?
>>157651705Not in the same way, that's for sure. He's a diabetic boomer, he's just not going to have the same energy, endurance and athleticism.
Live rankings, Blockx has to win the title to kick Fritz out of the top 10>>157651725IIRC he lost to Shelton the first time they played in Tokyo, 2023 I think it was
What's funnier, Shelton losing in straights to zverev or zverev choking to Shelton?
>>157651717True
>>157651743Zvervev having this absolute gift draw and choking to someone hes never lost to in straights would be pretty funny
>>157651697Shit I didn't realize he was 9-1 against Tiafoe. I'd still rather have him there vs Shelton though.
>>157651743The hated womanbeater winning his second slam in one year against America's golden boy sounds like a good time
>>157649646> Mutts were human once editionWtf is wrong with you people?!>>157651697Guessits on VDZ
>>157651725He lost to Shelton in Shanghai and Korda in Adelaide both in 23. But no burger losses since he truly ascended. Paul also has that prestigious Eastbourne 22 victory over him.
>>157651739>Fraudix is still chilling at 5thlol
>>157651787Shanghai was after "Post Puke Sinner" but AO is probably when he truly ascended for most.
>>157651833>De Mifraud still in the top 10.Swear to god, I've watched tennis for years, I don't think I've ever since ratboy win a single match.
>>157651868If you ask me for a single tournament in his career I'd say the true point of ascension was the tour finals in 23. He didn't win them, but he showed he was truly elite. But it's just a matter of one or two months anyway. Then he won AO 24 and there no doubts left for his skill level.
>>157651787>eastbourne 2022Another slam slipped by Sinnlingz kwab
>>157651883He'll obviously be out of top 10 very soon with how he he's been playing all year. Final nail in the coffin is AO and Rotterdam points dropping early 27.
>>157651905IIRC Davis Cup was immediately after Tour Finals and he beat Novak in both singles and doubles to clinch it for Italy, I think that was the real turning point
I just took a fatass shit i looked at the poop and the first thing on my mind was that Michelsen performance vs Tiafoe. I need help
>>157651926Novak had several match points at Davis Cup, no? But yes, that's a good point.
>>157651905Yes actually so would I but I didn't mention it because he lost. Not sure if most would pick there or AO desu. He also beat Novak at the Davis Cup around that time after being down mp.
>>157651946Really testing my memory now, I think he had triple match point on return but Sinner saved all three?
>>157651926Djokovic blowing triple match point was the turning point for both. Sinner became Sinner and Djokovic was done winning the biggest titles.
>>157651998>Davis Cup>Big titleBack in the 80s, maybe
>>157651963Man I'm good
>>157651963Looked it up. He had triple match points on Sinner's serve, yes. Sinner immediately broke him after that game and ended up winning the last set 75.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xPjqqyK5A
>sinner out>grug out>beats cobolli in slam final>beats shelton in slam finalis zverev soon to be the greatest vulture to ever do it?
>>157652005I meant slams, tour finals, and masters. He didn't win any afterwards.
>>157652025He's definitely making Novak blush with these slam draws
vulture has no meaning anymore
>>157652047you're a vulture
Zvulrev
>>157652033Just the Olympics
>>157652068I think if he had the choice he'd trade the medal for another slam so people would stop comparing him to Maggie
>>157651739incorrect. this was just prior to his win over aslan in the Tokyo final for his first atp title
This proud BLACK MAN will reach the US Open final (and promptly lose to Zverev)
Zvurev
>>157652089No way. Dude was on the ground shaking after he'd won. It really meant a lot to him. The Court comparison must be annoying but it's also entirely moronic. Men's and women's don't compete against each other and records should be separate.
Sinner should have played. He would have won this one on one knee
Zuhvulturev
>>157652105The contrived phone pose really is something else>>157652140Last time he tried to finish a match on one knee it didn't go to well for him
Only two more hours until tennis starts
Motherfucking turboniggers I'm going to miss Blockanov>>1576521052023 Asian swing, close enough>>157652129Then let me rephrase, maybe he wouldn't trade it now but if he had to choose between winning that medal and getting another slam, he'd have chosen the slam. Olympics being important was just a cope and historically no one really cared that much about it
Since everyone just watches stuff on tiktok and instagram anyway, I think the match getting over at 3 in the morning was good. Everyone just wakes up to clips.
You used to call me on my sheltphone
Ben Shelton went from Anna Hall to Trinity Rodman. Downgrade.
>>157652205It always makes me laugh when people complain that there are spoilers on the YouTube recap videos' thumbnails. As if watching a 3 minute video is the equivalent of watching the match live.
For me it's Junior Boys' Singles
>>157652226>people born in 2010Grim
>>157652218Hall looks like a man. Rodman looks like a woman and has better genes through Dennis
>>157652210>wake up yurofags, your GOAT has been terminated
>>157651247He could've won that AO without Grug dropping off a cliff, as long as he didn't himself. Had he maintained the level he displayed in the 1st set for 2 more it wouldn't matter how well Alcaraz played. I've been a believer all this time apart from when he limped into a Wimbledon final on 1 leg, and could see the 25th happening if he had better draw luck at certain slams or simply put away Fonseca in 3 at RG this year. Even I gave up after the loss to that random argie though, I think his chances of defending the Olympic gold at 41 is higher than winning another slam, now I'm just hoping Zverev wins whatever he can and for a Meddy and Pood resurgence.
>>157652240Anna Hall is the greatest female athlete in the world and has a much prettier face. Rodman does not have better genes.
>>157652239You know what's more grim? Doing tax reports for kids that age who already earn more than you lol
>>157652247>if he had better draw luckHow much more draw luck could he possibly get kek
It's funny they have to pretend Ben is black
>>157652196>historicallyThe first few editions sure but things can change. It obviously meant a lot to Murray and Zverev. Carlos cried after he lost. So did Swiatek after she lost early. It certainly matters now.
>>157652259There's nothing pretty about this, bro. She legit looks like an ugly man
>>157652288Because otherwise he would have to be considered unspeakably uglyBut if its "black" then all these horrific nigger features suddenly become "handsome"
>>157652314Rodman's daughter is way better looking
>talking about ex-wags on /atp/ fucking grim mayne
>>157652326No, not really.They are both ugly.
>>157652314Brother clearly has a type
>>157652221The very first thing I heard when I woke up this morning was my mum saying to my dad downstairs ,,so Alcaraz lost then?”
>>157652335Should have stayed up and watched with us, nige
>>157652326Isn’t D-Rod proper black? How white was the shawty
>>157652329What else is there to talk about? Khachanov vs Bloxcxkcx?
>>157652343I was up till like 2am and the shit hadn’t even started man
>>157652344
>>157652353ewwww. All things considered, she turned out remarkably well
No no no no Sheltonbros...
>>157652353I miss tacky 2000s fashion
>>157652247>Had he maintained the level he displayed in the 1st set for 2 more it wouldn't matter how well Alcaraz played.bad read, as soon as carlos put shape on the ball and moved djokovic into the doubles lines djokovic couldn't maintain the aggression without spraying errors everywhere. He played into Djokovic's preferred patterns all of the first set. With coaching allowed he solved that problem. He was incredibly lucky to even be there with two walkovers anyway.
>>157652025>is zverev soon to be the greatest vulture to ever do it?There can only be one, the GOAT
>>157652436>losing to medvedev in straight setsdark dark times
>>157652395Yk Shelty got that boyfriend d fo sho
>>157652269It's really not been great, this USO it was super favorable but it hardly matters with how improbable it's become for him to get through 7 bo5s at this point, there's been mostly brutal ones since the beginning of 2024. There's usually been bums and journeymen remaining by the qf point sometimes even the sf but he's always had to give everything against the likes of Zverev before getting the privilege of having to beat Alcaraz into Sinner or vice versa, with Zverev and Alcaraz swapping places once.>>157652411He was able to bully him in that manner because of a bad stretch, it's not like Grug was hitting it back directly at him the whole 1st set like a caveman without his coaches pointing out the obvious, Novak just hadn't injured himself yet.
>>157652436that run of Kyrgios/Tsitsipas/Ruud is diabolical.
>>157652456When Med’s on, he’s unbeatable. In-form Med torched peak Carlos at Indian Wells and took peak Sinner to two very close tiebreaks.
>Look at you, Ben. Look at all that beautiful, chaotic, college-tennis energy. The sleeveless shirt, the biceps, the jump-pumps, the high-fiving your box after every single unforced error. It’s adorable, really.First of all, congratulations on reaching the semifinals. Truly. In America, I’m sure they are already writing movie scripts about you. You hit a tennis ball 140 miles an hour, you yell "LET'S GO!" forty-two times a set, and then you do that little mime routine where you hang up an imaginary telephone. Incredible theater. The crowds love it. The kids love it.But Ben, my friend… the circus ends tonight.You think a Grand Slam semifinal is won on vibes and enthusiasm? You think you can walk onto my court, wave your hands around like a college cheerleader, and intimidate a man who spends six hours a day running baseline side-to-side in cold, brutal European clay? You hit the ball hard, yes. But do you know what happens when that 140-mph serve actually comes back over the net?You have to play a rally. A real rally.A twenty-eight-shot, soul-crushing, backhand-to-backhand grind where absolutely nothing exciting happens for three minutes straight. That is my domain. That is where young, energetic Americans go to suffer. You are used to three-second points, Ben. I am going to make you stand behind that baseline until you forget what year it is. I am going to drag you into a fifth set at 1:00 AM, and by set four, that imaginary telephone you keep hanging up? So keep flexing, Ben. Keep dialing the phone. Enjoy the bright lights while the sun is still up. Because once we step out there, you aren’t playing a college rival anymore. You’re playing Sascha. And I promise you, by the time I’m done with you, you won't even have the energy to hang up.
>Big Z and VDZ have never playedHow did that happen?
>>157652742Big Zposting makes reddit faggots, trannies, niggers, and “women” seethe.
>>157652711>when Med's on, he's unbeatable>except against the guy who is also unbeatable
Whats the alibi now... no excuses for losing now Carlitos. You had about 4.5 months to prepare.. if anything I think this is Tiafoe's tournament to lose.. the guy just doesn't quit
>>157652814Tiafoe should win but he probably won't
when were u when karen khachov won men us open 2026
>>157652880In prison for tax evasion after being disbarred. :(
>>157652880you don't want that.
>>157652880asleep if they keep scheduling like retards
Fuck's sake I should've just gone to bed
>>157652915I have to go back to Germany in a week, but I’ve gotten used to this schedule.
Thank God it's ov--oh wait there's still another foid match
I see the jewnited states of muttmerica every time I see ugly and arrogant mulatto Shelton. When will Whites wake up?!
https://www.instagram.com/holgerrune/reel/DdBomdggJdc/Runers, we are so freaking back. Rune confirmed to play Davis Cup matches in Copenhagen.
Just learned of last night's result. What was the match like to watch live? Did Charlie look bad?
Fuck, you turned the thread into discussion of women and race mixing. Retarded pack of cunts.
>>157653320It was an entertaining match. Shelton was good, Grug was very rusty, gifted a ton of errors and mediocre serves.
Only Big Foe can stop him
>>157653367interesting. ty.
Shelton is obnoxious.
>>157653682He's a real human bean
Without taking into account their respective rivals during their careers, if Zverev wins the US Open, does he clear Wawrinka's career?
>>157653797>Without taking into account their respective rivalsThat's not possible
>>1576537972<3He needs one more. Remember the most important stat is the bold W in the Wikipedia info box
>>157653797Warinks doesn’t clear anyone because she’s FAT
Nah. Fuck this shit
>>157653797Beating cobolli and shelton vs beating djokovic x3, Nadal, Federer, Berdych, and Tsonga. Yeah it's a close one anon.
>>157654261kinoest threepeat ever
>>157654353Cobolli and Khachanov clear most of these frauds
>>157654261I knew American niggers couldn't even read
>>157654418it's a stupid proposition and got what it deserved
Zandslurp’s chances?
AHHHH FUCK OFF
fuck's sake mirra you cunt
>>157653797KEK
>>157654735I'm a big Botic rater but I don't see how he's going to do much after 2 long 5 setters against a Zverev who has played himself into form over the course of the tournament. Probably a straight forward 3-0.
>>157654402w...would
rafa always believed in him
Pickelsen's last big point before the threw once and for all
>>157655311why does he have the body language of a bully victim?he moves like the kid who always gets picked last in football
>>157653266The only cup that matters these days is Laver Cup
>>157655351for me it's Cobolli's A cup
>>157655391lol
>yeah thats me youre probably wondering how i got here
Worst scheduling on the planet. Over/under on the Zeverev match (which """starts""" at 7:30) going past 1 am?
>>157655335Hes a white boy that grew up in the 2010s
>>157655557Khachanov Blockx just screams unnecessarily long 5 setter
>>157655557They should just move the womemes matches to a random public park
>>157655575So is Fritz and he is like the quintessential frat guy who steals your girlfriend at a party
>>157655557>kakanov and blocks right after workI love this scheduling
>>157655555
>>157655611>Mountain west Move to a real time zone
It's legit crazy that Zverev and Botic have never faced each other. They're pretty much the same age and must have entered dozens of the same tournaments. Meanwhile Zverev has faced Griekspoor like 20 times in the past few years.
The blockxbuster has started by the way
Reminder that sinner is retarded for getting injured and missing this free slam
Why does alcaraz genuinely look like an afghan or paki?
>>157655743He's retarded for losing to lesser cerundolo and not winning RG
>>157655775That too
>>157655743Pro tennis is so brutal on the body it's kind of hard to not get injured when you keep spending hours on court, no?
>sweat dribbling from block's chinDamn bih it just started
>>157655775Still don't understand what the hell happened there, his best chance at a career slam.
>>157655831Heat + tired body from playing like 30 masters matches in a row with little rest
Abysmal crowd display tbqh
Shelton 3-1 leading in h2h vs Tiafoe.
So what happens to this tourney when both winners are black?
>>157655793>immediately being sweaty as fuckHe's just like me
Khachanov is getting everything he wants so far.. i.e punking Blockx
>>157655877>Zverev>Rybakinablack
>>157655877The indian worship of african blacks needs to be studied
yikes
>>157655877Obama does a breakdance and high fives Morgan Freeman who holds a speech about black excellence. Blumpf moves to Mexico out of shame
>>157655865again
>>157655891big foe and coco are going to win the us open lol>>157655902india? you mean jews?
>>157655930o saaar I mean you
Remember blocksssss is injured
>>157655945very lewd that mto last time
As an American, should I be rooting for Shelton or Tiafoe?
>>157655968Shelton. Tiafoe is almost 30 and had his chances
Whatever Blockx is doing isn't working at all.. he can't cope with any returns at all..
>>157655939jews are so desperate to shift the blame onto india, scams up rabbi
should he win what injury will blockx have in the semi-final?
>>157655891yes
>>157656042oh my god you actually are indian lmao
Boring match
>>157656065Many such cases
This match will go five sets and last six hours. "Why don't people watch this sport anymore"
Our boy Bloco ain't good
We just had 4 banger games yesterday.. Today has been shit
How many slams would Khachanov have won 20 years ago?
>>157656107None, he would've been Federaped repeatedly
>>157655945Just why did they put the tarps on the court?
>>157656107Zero
>>157656117>>157656157How many slams would 2006 Federer win in 2027?
>>157656167horny again? disgusting
>>157656174Relax.
>>157656178no!
I take back what I said about Sonego. Karen really is the most boring active player on tour.
>>157656167Calendar slam with uncomfortable ease
bring on boatman of the sandstorm
Any bakers present?
oh blockx
He just needs... more time...
do >you rememberthe 21st night of september?
>Suddenly you remember dancing in Septembergrim omen
Blockx is gone bro. He's not making any leeway
Somebody else make a new thread or I'll make a lame edition
More like buckbrokenx>>157656399Go ahead
what is Minecraft Blockx hoping to acheive here exactly? Are the painkillers that good?
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