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Afraid of the loo, we can not save ourselves.To redeem is not enough.Yes saar, I Will.
>>157649837tejas has fallen
>>157649822This
>major peepee
hello out therewe're on the airit's bud1 night 2knight
slopdown? cancelledthe magazine? gayvince? still
>>157649879still tiny tranny and guess what? nyla has aids KWAB
zamn
>>157649839Not on norm green's watch
*buys the deluxe edition of a remake of a 30 year old game just for the guide*
*calls a tow truck just for a tire*
finna buy the zelda pro controller too prolly
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>157650140
hate when some faggot from alberta responds to me
fake trb begone
I wonder if Gavin will get a complimentary amulet
>>157650183KWAB
>>157650183I’m thinking bud won
>>157650183would this shit be happening id Sid hadn't stayed with Mario?
>open wwe vault>6 hours long video of every ppv main event from 1996Bssed, im gonna sleep well tonight
>>157650260might follow your lead on that one
>>157650258maybe, but it's a good thing anyways. the veteran player can impart his priceless knowledge and wisdom while the rookie returns the favour with special... favours
>>157650274I love when they out up stuff like that. 1996 was my firat full year so its extra based.
Why are shorks suddenly collecting goalkeepers?
>>157650280Who did they getAskarov hasnt proven himself yet againSomebody needs to take montembault of the habs hands
>>157650283comrie
>>157650280they need more for the cuda and in case of drama as ravensbergen is still doing a training montage.
bret put his glasses on a down syndrome kid prolly someone like this guy >>157650294
>>157650280because askarov is going to get an offer sheet for 10 million x 5 years since the cap and goalie market is all retarded and shit
>>157650283>>157650291They just signed Ilya Samsonov, so they have 4 NHL goalies now.
>>157650318grier might have plans to trade ned/askarov, so then he'd have:askarov/ned as startercomrie as backupilya as farm team/call up for injury relief
good morning hoc :]
shawn just beat bret hart at wm12 KWAB achieving the boyhood dream on this vault marathon
starting the day with a stinky nico hischier
Who is in the wrong here?
home sick bro's kwab
>>157650729bunch of frens around town been getting a cold bro is that what ya got? hope i don't get sick that shit's gay
>>157650728he even looks gay, that's crazyIt's always the forehead
>>157650764fever and sore throat kwab
Sabres will be good again this year
>>157650813source?
ded swedes will save this ded thread and ded sport
my dabres :)
>>157650728connor mcdavid's been in the finals twice in the last three years
>>157650280can't believe they made him apologise for this
> Oilers' Connor McDavid Loves Seeing Players Taking Control Across NHL
Date a center? Don't mind if I do!
>>157651184Shut the fuck up you God damn retard
>>157650728I agree that the league should contract to 24 teams
>>157651233DEIbros...
>>157651233>Maclean>friedmantwo repulsive human beings, shan't be watching their new ghoulish programming
How did the Islanders fall off from such a high perch? They were good for like the first ten years of their existence and then just became infinitely shit and have been since.
>>157651378because Mike Bossy couldn't play for 50 years
>>157651378They have Lou as their GM
>>157649822/hoc/ is more cultured than /mu/
Very easy connections today. Not sure what Wyna is thinking
Word on the street is McDavid is nearly finished with his social skills class
>Plan the parade
>>157650318sweeds and 'nadians with a russian goalie. yeah they're winning the cup
>>157651785I want to see celebrini in playoffs
>>157651842shut the fuck up nerd
>>157651785And then you'll turn off your Xbox
from now on only real canadians (Albertans) and real americans (Montanans) can use this thread. All the rest of you queers can and should leave. basically no more poors.
> Edmonton Oilers Sign Free Agent Alex Formenton After 4 Years Out Of NHLEMbros, it's like she's being teabagged all over again.
>>157651938*slashes the tires on your lifted truck*
#Alberta51
>>157651981Carter Hart lost
>>157651996Source?
Wish we could institute an IQ test before posting in /hoc/ to keep out the albertans and montanans
>>157652021Him crying
formenton sucks lmao why would you sign this dude
so who are the west' contenders then?just colorado and vegas?unlikely minnesota unless they get larkin somehowanaheim and san jose are a few years away utah??
Non Albertans and non Montanans having an absolute melty over being reminded of their place, you love to see it.
we can't forget about north dakota
yeah we can
why does the new canada jersey have fishnets?>>157652139sure we can, where is it even
Why is Florida not welcome? It's even shaped kind of like a hockey stick!
Someone here seems to have something against the black feet nation. This is not cool.national truth and reconcilation day is coming up
>>157652139Thanks for reminding me that North Dakota exists lol
Iroquois and Algonquin board
>>157652170More like a drooping benis
avoid browning at all cost, ghetto as rez town with wild dogs everywhere
FLAMES BROIS HUBERDOUGH DONE?
>>157652222I'm so wild that to me they're just dogs
Conroy was on Spittin Chiclets yesterday bro's he's a true flamiac (flames maniac)
Tried to fart in the office and I think a little Jesper Bratt came out
>>157651941>Alex Fermented he keeps getting better with age
>>157652109Utah has been my dark horse pick for a while. I still think they’ll have a deep run soon
Minnesota technically beat Dallas in certain aspects if you don't count a handful of other things
>>157652371hows his acne
>>157651950>impotent leftoid power fantasiessad
>>157652320what did he say? Anything newsworthy? I'm going to ambush and beat the snot out of liberal mayor Jeromy "homosexual" Farkas. He posts his bike route (unwittingly) and I will use this to ambush and beat him. What did Conroy say about Wolf?
>>157652109Flames
>>157652585we're talking about contending for the cup, not for the 1OA pick
>>157652563He said Wolfie rules and he loves him also he said Scorenato is going to step up this year
Dropped a foul marner
>>157652601I have mixed feelings about Matt from NY. I don't know if he's a real player or just another guy (a JAG).
>>157651233fuck that snake ass nigga Ron doing Don dirty.
I'm genuinely pleased that we still refer to them as Marners here
>>157652765I call them Hischiers. The liquidy ones are Bratts
real kyper and bourne was CANCELLED
>>157652787much like slopdown
>>157652787it was not>>157652809it was also not
>>157652765/hoc/ never changes
Wrestlefags OUT
*wrestles /hoc/*
>>157652787They kept it too real.
>>157652842it was (real kyper I mean, smackdown still thriving)
>>157652885>>157652929*ice shatters**carny music plays*
>>157652929*feels your crotch*
All im saying is that if someone was to brutally murder Ron Maclean I would give that persons gofundme a couple bitcoins.
>>157652941I Just asked the Google AI and it says it was not
>>157652990I leaked it over two months ago it's not my fault Google is scraping the wrong places
>>157652990The paid version or the poor person disinformation version?
>>157652996>>157652999https://assets1.sportsnet.ca/590/real-kyper-bourne/can you show me where it says its canceled? you cannot.
Copilot > Google AIHockey
>>157653037that's why I said I leaked it. When is the next episode then buddy? I know overdrive is off and running
The real touch of a human soul > AI
Google AI says the Flyers are going to be another 2nd round exit this year.
>>157653079I believe it
>>157653272Retard
Should we be worried about him?
>>157653330im more worried about you
>>157653330He misses hockey deeply
>>157653422kek why would he think that?
>>157651233I hate that they ended HNIC but this is a mighty fine panel. Will be tunning in every Saturday this season.
>>157653466>nooo not the marketing gimmick
>>157651233>cheese
>>157651233i thought elliotte was going to amazon or something?
If hockey isn't broadcast on CBC on Saturday, will canacucks revolt?
>>157653562i pray everyday that somebody luigis gary
>>157653593I'd give my life to protect Gary
>>157653605you get caught in the crossfire then
>>157653593The habs tried the luigi wins by doing nothing strat in the canes series
>>157653614>wins by doing nothingreminds me of mitch on 06/15/2025
>>157653593bing bing wahoo 1-up *stomps on gary's head for 100 points*
>>157653608Better me than Gary
>>157653653Thank you for your service.
>>157653442Thank you but that is not necessary.
that fallout from Daniel Brière's masterstroke to cripple and assassinate the Ducks continues. https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49881489/source-ducks-waiving-chris-kreider-east-move-deck
>>157653330with the ascendents of AI the age of the nerd is over
>>157653702verbeek should be fired and blacklisted from the league over how monumentally he fucked up in the past four months
>>157653702>oh no we have to waive a shitty veteran so we can keep our legit first line centre and winger>this is terriblehockey is weird
>McKenna to Live with Tavareshis bussy is gonna be so sore
>>157653741I ain't seen no chat bot pull off a michi
>>157654018you have to think at a systems level get 5+ claudes/geminis/groks to work together each focusing on some hyper specific task then shit starts getting insane
have 5 different ai models trying to triangulate who asked at this very moment but the prognosis is grim
Rogers announced today that monday night games on sportsnet will be exclusive to sportsnet plus, an extra 12.99 per month
>>157653593The interns will protect Gary
very cool how we went from rabbit ears cbc and the 10$ TSN package to 5 different streaming services for 100$ a month and the salary cup went up a whopping 20%
My system is to get pucks deep and put pucks on net
>>157654202This. But the pucks are my dick and the net your mother.
>dump >chase>?????
>>157654187Thank you Gary
>>157653702The Cookie Monster is at it again
gary killed flames hockey coverage
deciding what im going to eat for dinner for every night is even gayer than waging
>>157654376That’s why you gotta meal prep
>>157654376I want to pick up these bbq chicken wings tonight, but I got it almost every week for a month now and the lady there started to recognize me when I went last week, so now I feel too embarrassed to go.
>>157654393if youre a real athlete that doesnt work
>>157654396>the lady there started to recognize me when I went last week, so now I feel too embarrassed to go.I'm having the same problem with my local liquor store.
>he doesn't fist pound the liquor store bro and talk about the game last night
>>157654403Then how do nhl players without wives eat?
>>157654542i would assume if they dont want to cook every day or two like the rest of us they hire a maid or buy three ovens
>>157649822>Posting song lyrics is queen behavior
>macklin has successfully endured the hockey romance pr thing
>>157654560>posts a homo that died of aids
>>157653702devils should sign him
>>157654593it's like taking a glimpse into your future
>>157654632JEN
>>157654593*obedient history student Tell us more about Reaganomics, anon/hoc/ is parched for knowledge and looking for a teacher
>>157654653bud + 1 = trb
>>157654632oh I'm no queer >>157654653shut the fuck up you raped bitch
>>157654542the teams hire nutrien goyims to make sure they arent having a phil kessel diet
>>157654674Must be cozy having your employer provide meals
>>157654669strange, you sound like a queer
>>157654687My company provides catered lunch every day but it's awful bc when they pick some unappealing place we can't leave for somewhere else
>>157654669Someone is seething
TSN Overdrive off and running with Hayes, Noodles, and the O Dog.
>>157654714he's also in the closet and putting up additional barricades
Tiny cock /hoc/Enormous dick /cric/
>>157654730the post that saved /hoc/
>>157654510That’s how you get discounts
KWAB
>>157654542they can afford to eat out
>>157654785
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/49882578/alex-debrincat-cool-dylan-larkin-staying-wings>BREAKING NEWS: Debbie Cat is Cool something something
>>157654728I'll be watching Real kyper and -ACK!Cancelled
>>157654847>BREAKINGbud did a lot of that to you on 04/17/2022
>>157654873How does this guy live so rent free in your head?
>>157654883>rent freethe only price tag trb can afford on his limited income kwarb
are detoilet tards still shitting their diapies over a player being sick of wasting his career there
>>157654883how are you this new
>>157655046he's not wrong tho
>>157654883I wouldn't pay rent if I had to look at an exposed stud like that
>>157655056jesus zack
>>157655143You just did
>>157655156don't you dare Jesus Zack me
>>157655163I also don't pay rent
>>157655225something you'll have to deal with I'm afraid
>>157655261There are better ways to tell us that you are living with your parents
just logged in. any good posts????
>>157655297No, not a single one
>>157655297
>>157655297>>157654667>>157654669>>157654873>>157654898
>>157655339
>>157655344Just because you are sucking your own dick doesn't mean everyone wants to see it
>>157655372thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>157655383Are those your dads?
>>157655411first day?
20 days until puck drop
1606 days since bud won
https://www.nhl.com/news/andre-pronovost-dies-at-90
>>157655597F
>>157655597Who
>>157655630(you)
>>157655630won 4 cups in the pre-gary era with a canadian club then went to play for american teams and never won againtypical for his day
>>157655660>won 4 cups with a canadian clubThats not common these days
>>157655683that is the gary-era for you
jack and mitch are back
>>157655660
>>157655703>Better blame Gary because we just can't get our shit togetherclassic. What goaltender is on the Oilers these days after McDavid took a paycut?
>>157655718>it cant be gary's fault because i said so!classic. how much does gary pay you?
>>157655728You'll never know
>gary, south carolina
season x patch bro's
>>157655748Raped
>>157655836i can't believe it's already been a decade
For me, it's all about just going out there onto the ice and getting to work
>>157654153Pay up, goy.
>>157655858Just yesterday I was watching their first game
>>157654883queers gon' queer off, anon
>>157656069worst of all time
>>157654653Queen was a band that revolutionized music by including opera, classical, and gospel influences to go along with rock and roll. They also embraced the concept of using the music studio to create sounds and rhythms that could not be performed live, much like the Beatles had done. Freddy Mercury himself (the front man in your pic) had an immense and impressive vocal range rarely seen in mainstream bands. He's actually an Indian, which is interesting.
>>157656089Okay fag
>>157656089>(the front man in your pic)He didn't post a picture though. Are you a bot?
>>157656089freddie was a good singer. brian was a good guitarist. the band still sucked ass.
>>157656118>knowing stuff is gayThe eternal american everybody>he didnt post a picthis is him >>157654560
>>157656164Freddie wasnt a good singer, he was a great singer, and by great I mean like a once in a generation vocal talent. Queen is a top 10 rock and roll band of all time. You have exposed yourself for having no taste.
>>157656180Queen sucks
>>157655954_/ _/ _/ _/
What kinda homo thinks Queen is top 10?
>>157656180>queen is a top 10 rock and roll band of all timeKEK begone underage b& retard
>rags
abomination
>>157656226capitalism is of satan, the devil
>>157656196someone that knows what he's talking about
>>157656232the ref crease is not centered either
>the city of Waterloo
>>157656253raped
>>157656222checkedsorry that took so long
/hoc/late starfish and the hotdog flavored water
>>157656322/hoc/ had better food at the annual bbq
JOHN OTTOOOOO TAKE EM TO THE MATTHEWS BRIDGE
>>157656264Nice post
>>157656464KWAB
>>157656464mild sisters... he's as good as gone...
>>157656464Would the Wild be able to create even half the value of this trade by dealing Hughes at the deadline?
reminder the salary cap is jewish bullshit made to inflate franchise values and hurt player salaries. there is no "fairness" at play with a salary cap in effect.
>>157656464SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOUR PROSPECTS YOU DUMB FUCKING JEET
>>157656515
>>15765651520 millions is a lot for pushing a puck around
>>157656515>>157656542waddles into /hoc/ and immediately starts bubblin'just like your victim trb kwarb
gary still hasn't revealed any hometown remixes for us...
hearing there's a new goalie on the scene catching everyone's eye
loud/hoc/ is body positive
The off-season passed by relatively quickly didn't it
>>157656632I'll play the body on you
>>157656642no
>>157656642Can't wait to see what this season holds
>>157656464This guy comes across as highly self-centred. It's been noticeable ever since he made similar comments last year, and became even more obvious when he ditched his teammates on that bus after being traded (as the CAPTAIN) along with his tone-deaf goodbye post (compare to what Horvat wrote after being traded). Minnesota would be better off trading him at the deadline and letting him be someone else's problem
>>157656749The funniest thing about this post is that it happened in this very thread >>157655718>>157655728
Just woke up from 2011, what did I miss?
>>157656784WELL YOU STILL HAVEN'T WON A CUP
>>157656791boring
>>157656802I know right. I keep waiting for them to do anything.
>>157656778funny how one of those 7 teams had no problem winning before gary's reign
>>157656241...and is homo
>>157656802
>>157656811Just get your shit together stop blaming Gary
>>157656825the fault of mismanagement of talent is a direct result of gary's policies and the blame rests with him
>>157656817Raped faggot
>>157656837I wonder what really went wrong
>>157656464this nigga got 1 foot out the door
>>157656846americans pander to mexicans and it doesnt stop them from winning under gary
its bad business to allow a canadian team to wingary knows this and its an insult to your own intelligence to disagree
>>157656811Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>157656874Just take the blame dude. Accountability needs to happen before you heal.
>>157656925take the blame for what?
Americans smell
>>157656935Your shit posts
>>157656913those are my snowbelt franchises
>>157656946try leading by example then
>>157656963>nouKwab
>>157656973yesu*
>>157656982> the stench... the stench
>>157657004uh oh, you lost itoh well
>>157657004never drew a single dime and considered one of the worst gimmicks of all time
>>157657021>the awful stench of Samir
>>157656749well, the teams ratio is an argument that it IS gary's fault since it's preposterously unlikely not to have won with that split over that period of time. the problems have to be other things.
gonna take a moment of silence tomorrow for my nigga Charlie Kirk
>>157656642Somehow we survived the divegrass World Cup
>>157657143Retard ownership, management, media, fans explains it.
samir mentioned
>>157657025True I saw Shannon's video on it
>>157657201right. the ratio itself highlights that Something is messed up because the record shouldn't play out like that without some other factors. you could probably put some of this on how gary runs the league, but it would be a bunch of things working together.
>>157657244no, you can put it on the things I mentioned, which are pronounced in canacuck, laffs are worst but the rest are always near that
>>157657274yes, i meant those things too, not like it's just a gary conspiracy. obviously there are elements in the league setup that are unfavorable to canadian teams, but they tend to not be problems only for canada.
Didn’t know that
>>157657201Canadian hockey fans aren't retarded. We're the smartest fans in the league when it comes to the game, any hockey expert will tell you that. Florida fans don't even know what icing is.
>>157657370But you are
>>157657370it's delicious
>>157657383Cope. My IQ is in the double digits.
>>157657370canacucks are hockey retards and lafftards are the most delusional fanbase in all of pro sports
>>157657405Then put together a team that can win the Stanley Cup
>>157657370>Canadian hockey fans aren't retarded
>>157657370Umm explain this then
That E.M. had reasons to fabricate a false narrative based on numerous factors, including making things right with her own boyfriend.8. There was repeated and consistent testimony, including from Crown witnesses Tyler Steenbergen and Brett Howden, that E.M. pushed for the players to engage with sex acts with her, and in the end Carroccia accepted this evidence as fact.9. There was abundant of evidence of E.M.’s testimony being unreliable.10. That E.M. had several opportunities to get dressed and to leave if she was fearful, but she left the bathroom where her clothes were and walked naked into the room full of players to continue on with their evening. This dynamic started after she had admittedly had consensual sex with McLeod.11. That the players group chat the following day was not an effort to fabricate a story, but a group decision to simply tell the truth about what had happened with E.M.
>>157657143Youre a retard and so is everyone else who repeats this point. You dont have a clue as to how to calculate stats. Calculated properly the chance a canadian club can win in any given year is 8.25%
>>157657958She was a whore. Noone cares about this anymore.
>>157657958I'm going pro soon, how do I tell the bros I'm not gang fugging hockey skanks with them?
>>157658076You're not going pro then
>NFL gets a sticky on the first game of the seasonAbsolute bullshit.
if youre a farmboy in canada your life goal is to make the NHL and get the fuck out of canada
>>157658123Make 1 good team and you might get a sticky
>>157658193There's quite a few good CFL teams this season that aren't get stickies when they play.
>>157658056In a way it can be lower because if you apply weights to the numbers with regards to management and ownership etc etc
>>157658136We're like american blacks in the ghetto now. After 15 years of liberal party leadership The only way out of poverty is through sports.
>>157658136sure trumptard, lil burger farmboys would suck the bcc for a chance of not getting shot at school
>>157658237What the fuck is CFL? I thought you liked hockey?
>>157658286retard
>>157658273Farm kids aren't Trans so I dont think Americans need to be worried they'd shoot up a school
>>157658286>What the fuck is CFL?The Canadian equivalent of the NFL. Big deal up here.>I thought you liked hockey?I live hockey.
. Carroccia found the complainant, E.M., to be both unreliable and not credible in her testimony about the events of the night in question, June 18, 2018 in London, Ontario.More than that, Carroccia found that E.M. had given her consent to the sex acts with the men that night. The Hockey Canada Five were always presumed innocent until found guilty under our system, but Carroccia’s finding does more than find them not guilty. It essentially exonerates them, though we will all likely agree that they acted in poor and immature fashion that night and needed to do more to treat E.M. with care.2. The judge also found that the notion “believe all women” is a political slogan, but goes against fundamental Canadian values that work to ensure that no person is found guilty without a fair trial.3. That key video evidence from Jack’s Bar where E.M. met Michael McLeod and other Hockey Canada players that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. said about the players initiating overt sexual contact on the dance floor, and that E.M., in fact, put her hand on McLeod’s crotch area on the dance floor.Advertisement 6Story continues belowArticle content4. That video evidence from the bar that night forcefully and completely contradicts what E.M. claimed about getting plied with drinks from the players. In fact, E.M. bought almost all of her own drinks.5. That video evidence contradicts what E.M. claimed about the players trying to separate her from her friends.6. That video evidence and E.M.’s own testimony contradicts her claim that she was completely out of it that night due to alcohol consumption.
>>157658056not sure why you're pretending this isn't easily checked math or that anyone here is arguing that it actually matters
>>157658390No one gives a fuck about the cfl
>>157658514i do
>>157658514Maybe not in Toronto, but that's essentially an American city culturally so it makes sense.
what did gary mean by this?
>>157658768He’s shilling for Matthews
F
Barry Melrose died
>>157658555You can see attendance numbers man, its not doing great
>>157658960>>157658976Who
>>157658960VAX STATUS؟
>>157658989haha epic
>>157658960F, this dude did some commentary on altitude for my Avs back in the day
>>157658989He was the la kings coach with the mullet
why does handegg get a sticky but we don't?
>>157659161Jannie’s don’t like us and we don’t make game threads
>>157658960F
>>157659171I'll make game threads this season >:(
>>157659171there was a game thread for the oly golds yet still no stick
>O-Dog gone>Barry Melrose gone 2026 has been rough bros
>>157659115I remember now
>>157659211Please don’t>>157659212Yeah they Olympic shit was pretty gay but the 4 nations and a game 7 a few years ago don’t stickies
>>157659212/hoc/ ran /sp/ on the gold medal day
People always talked about his mullet
>>157659382I didn’t
>>1576593264 Nations final was just as big on here. Maybe even bigger.
>>157659433Binnington only plays well in Boston :(
I really liked Barry Melrose
in 2026hand egg opening game got a stickyevery wc game got a stickysome turn left dying retard got a stickynba game 4 finals got a stickysuperbowl got a stickywinter olys opening ceremony got a stickyafc/nfc hand egg sticky/hoc/?IGNORED
no dude fuck
>>157659433this doesnt include 2 threads which were trashed because
>>157658503>abo pretends it can mathHilarious.
>>157659489the jannies fear /hoc/'s autism
>>157659516marchand giving a piggyback ride was cute :3
>>157659657feels like yesterday
>>157659577there are no blackfellas watching ice hockey, vijay
ahh yes, a real prestigious event like 4nash got a sticky
>>157658960
>>157658136What about femboys
Mr Gary's 4 Nation World Championship was everything. The tournament was so iconic and probably the most important hockey tournament there is
>>157659854Retard
Preach
>log into hoc>trb still bubblin bout 4nayshKWAB
how about instead its Four Gaytions and its all four Nations trying to be the gayest retards
>>157659854
>>157659854It was so much fun
Canada's Real Chance = Contenders * (Playoff Chance * Round 1 Chance * Round 2 Chance * Conference Finals Chance * Stanley Cup Finals Chance)
>TBG has been gone for HOURS at this pointretards
bros trump is banning Molsons from the US
>>157656589waddles implies i move around, unlike the average /hoc/ user :^)
>>157660343why could he ban an american company from the us
>>157656784Barry Trotz died moments ago
>>157660369but do you lift?
>>157660532gotta lift my gut every time I piss
>>157659882AI voices should be illegal
>>157660797>tf>tp
>>157660343labatt blue absolutely mogs molson "beer"
how do you think Gary will be able to compete with the NFL's opening week festivities??
>>157660820its the same swill
No sticky for Melrose?
for me, it's moosehead
budweiser tastes better when brewed in canada since we dont use corn syrup as filler
Apparently Sapporo is getting tariff'd but I don't get why Japan has a problem with us.
>>157660829He's already thrown in the towel
>>157661000They're only moving the non-alcoholic production, which is tiny.
just had some ichiban
just made a pizza
>>157661100with an egg?
https://youtu.be/es70ohqGlvI?si=71-eOZ2WIpc7GhIw
>>157661115Feeling pretty motivated to toss a Red Baron in the oven after this.
>>157661115I got a pretty tasty $6 frozen one the other day
>>157660829>>157661032? nhl starts in 3 weeks, nowhere near the nfl
>>157661208what's wrong with some hazing?
>>157661644hazing and gangbangs are how players bond. what are they supposed to do now if they cant do either?
>>157661811sleep to heal and recover and get to the practice early
>>157661947Thanks for the advice. I'll hit the hay
if this is your first night at /hoc/, you have to fight
>>157662608I remember fighting during Covid
I remember a windy Easter evening during covid
>>157660341>TBGraped retard still clinging to the past
>>157662608BASED
Lets get some fights up in here
Just found out someone I went to school with who was always kind of dick to me trooned out. Kind of sad to be honest.
>>157663187>tfw oneitis who stayed off social media for 20 years signed up and I see she got fat
>>157663262I got bald so I can't take pleasure in these sorts of feels.
>>157663187guy i smoked weed with in high school every day is a mechanic now i still smoke weed with him sometimes but he lives like an hour drive away now hes my only real life friend
>>157663187lmao you got bullied by a tranny
i cant remember anything from high school (I smoked a lot of weed and had a brain injury)
>forced to hold a conversation with some guy who is not his boyfriendthis will be unfathomably awkward
slopdown was cancelled
I love hockey so much bros Rec league starts in October Nhl starts in October I love hockey go flames go
>>157663456i used to have a mechanic friend. he randomly got cancer and died pretty young
>>157663262How does she compare to your wife
>>157661208Hot
>>157663613which one?
>>157663484I guess I got last laugh because he’s a troon now
>he jobbed to a tranny
>>157663775He wasn’t a tranny then
still very up there in the "who's gonna die first" highschool competition
>>157663788Once a tranny, always a tranny.
>>157663793I don’t think anyone i graduated with died yet surprisingly
idk what it was from but one of my classmates died during the summer in elementary school
>>157663807much like trb
A lot of people from my town died on 9/11
Long Island should be the 51st state
>>157663884long island should secede so they can be systematically obliterated
>>157651938Does Montana have a chain of steakhouses called Alberta's?
>>157663918close, they have a chain of retards called albertans
>>157663918fugg i wish we got montana's in the east instead of shitty st-huberts and swiss chalet
>>157663882kinda sad actually :(
3 people in my class died in senior year
>>157663949i could crush a rotisserie chicken right now
>>157663992Wow
The future speaks French
>>157663992only one in mine died. lots of people thought she was a bitch
>>157656089>G.R.I.D.S. faggot himself had an immense and impressive vocal range rarely seen in mainstream bands Axl Rose's range is greater (even better than much-touted negresses like Whitney or Mariah, and allegedly only bested in "popular" music by Mike Patton). Axl also hates faggots and probably doesn't even have HIV, let alone The Full-Blown AIDS.
>>157664174oui chefbut irl it's because of french speaking africans
>>157664204Axl Rose is a limp-wristed faggot that got herpes from sucking cock
>>157656196the kind with AIDS
>>157656945...smell like gold medals, maybe.
>>157657666checked, oh dark lord.
People who run nhl accounts are retarded
>>157659115>with the mulletthat really narrows it down
>>157664293Jaime benn is still captain and they didn't want to resign Jason Robertson. Color me curious
>>157664293Isn't Bill the fat drunk golf legend?
>>157664403Robertson is over rated
>>157664427That’s John
>>157664439the black guy who crashed his car?
>>157664435Then what the hell was he doing leading the team in points?
>>157663788No it sounds like you were the bitch back then
>>157664451>led a team that got swept in 6 in round 1literally nothing
ea sportsit's in the hole
>>157664460I like making shit of the Stars also. But Robertson was trying.
>>157664242yeah, except how you're literally describing freddie mercury and aids.
>>157664204>self admittedly puts Freddy mercury in the same class as Whitney Houston >thinks this an own
>>157664481Nobody is still talking about freddy mercury besides you
I recently formed a band called the didn't asks
>>157664503Then why did you make me ask?
>>157664503how many of your band mates have AIDS? (i didn't ask if you have AIDS, because i can already tell)
>>157664503found a country that hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament since 1993 too kek
six nations suck and fuck
>>157658960Fi remember Melrose Minute on the NHL website in 2012. kino
What is that old saying? Society honors it'a live conformists and dead trouble makers. Wasn't Barry Melrose the guy that jumped in to the stands and attacked a fan with his skates? Fuck him.
>>157664746why didnt they call his segment Melrose Place?
>>157665020Retard
*buys deluxe edition guide*
>>157665020>that jumped in to the stands and attacked a fan with his skates?Lol why don't we have hockey like this anymore
sign nolan patrick to a pto
>>157665501>>157665501>>157665501New