england vs pakistan 3rd test
>>157650364Is this a matchie?
fucks sake was waiting for the 5 minute shit they put in and some fucking pozzie got in with another shit op.
>>157650388You snooze you lose mate
kek cazzie
Yesterdays Championship highlights and reports post. Todays play starts at 10:30 >>157650216>>157650216>>157650216
ENGLAND WIN TOSS AND BOWL
rip aussie steambros
England: 1 Emilio Gay, 2 Ben Duckett, 3 Jordan Cox, 4 Joe Root (capt), 5 Harry Brook, 6 Dan Lawrence, 7 Jamie Smith (wk), 8 Gus Atkinson, 9 Jofra Archer, 10 Ollie Robinson, 11 Josh Tongue.Pakistan: 1 Azan Awais, 2 Saim Ayub, 3 Abdullah Shafique, 4 Shan Masood, 5 Babar Azam (capt), 6 Saud Shakeel, 7 Ghazi Ghori (wk), 8 Mohammad Imran Randhawa, 9 Razaullah, 10 Mohammad Ali, 11 Mohammad Abbas.
>>157650418>three debutantsbold from pakistan
the razaullah show
>England make no changes ffs
>>157650384matchies cannot have /cric/ in the title. That makes them a general
paki anthem is dreadful. No way is this a real anthem, sounds like its from a bollywood film using on of those fisher price keyboards
BOWLING ROBBO
>>157650480Best sandy anthem ever is the old Qatar anthem. Atari-tier stuff
GONE GOTTEM FIRST OVER
>Three debutants for Pakistan, as Babar Azam mentioned, and they are wicketkeeper Muhammad Ghazi Ghori, all-rounder Mohammad Imran Randhawa and seamer Razaullah Khan.
>>157650498>poo peeland umpiring
looking quite glum in birmingham
>go for a piss and within a minute its GONE GOTTEM
>>157646483>>157646692
>>157650512based retard not knowing the laws of cricket. absolutely EXPOSED hahaha.
>browsing /cric/ for cricket-related posts
fuck are you on about this is probably the most on topic thread in several years
Vaughan like a stopped clock is sometimes right. Agree with him, its a bit hard to know how good is this England side with this shit oppo and reckon they might struggle in SA. He's mostly talking about the bowling but a bigger worry for me is the batting and keeping although the spin options is still looking dire.
new popeyes right at the top of goodramgate grimturning into derby
GONE GOTTEM ANOTHER PISS OFF CAUGHT IN THE SLIP NOW SLIP OFF
bit of a slip up there haha
Is this the worst pakistan test team in the history of cricket
LMAO straight down the fielders throat GONE GOTTEM>>157650624doesn't even deserve test status frankly
Pakis aren't even allowed to play in the pajeet retard jamboree, why are they so useless now?
absolute collapse
AND ANOTHER
AAAND ANOTHA
Lads is giving up at the start of a dead rubber a cricketing thing to do?
gonna phone in a zachfare check
this might be one of the most dire series in a while
>not even 1 hour of play completed>35/4>EX Tras highest scorer for Pakistan with 11lmfao
>>157650590Just thought it was funny to post given how the thread usually is.
>A team has never started an innings worse than Pakistan during a series in England - Pakistan's second wicket in this series has fallen with the score of 6 and 13 at Leeds, 16 and 7 at Lord's and 14 when the second wicket fell here, so a total of 56 runs for the first two wickets.>An average partnership of 5.6 and 11.2 runs for the fall of the second wicket this series.>They are set to break a record set by Australia in 1888 who averaged just 16 for the fall of their second wicket in that series.Truly a historically bad cricket team
>>157650664>>157650662hourly remainder:minnows such as englel and kaboomistan shouldn’t be playing test cricket
>>157650698>loses 2-0 to Ireland
oh no no no
ben droppett
Atkinson?
I don't like remainders personallyI prefer an even division iykwim
>PAK 48/4 (14.4)kekaroo
GUZUMPED THAT FUCKERLICKED BY THE TONGUE
Babar bros...
another one, absolute shitall these three day tests must be costing millions in lost revenue
this is actually embarrassing
more like POOkistancause they're so shit KEK
>Pakishit >Pookistan Pookishit?
>>157650738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwYJ0p919UM
Babar Azam averaging a solid 7 so far this series
>>157650767
Think cricket might actually die in the next 50 years
>>157650748this joke will be divisive.
50?that's extremely generous mate, look how much it's declined in just the past 10
gone... ***yawn***>pooview might as well kek
cameron in sydney you here m8?
Reminder: There is Championship cricket on instead of this "Test" match.
>>157650801yes i am, but i don't like the implications of this message
Deary me
pookistan
Bacha Bhazi out
Should just tour Ireland next time.
reserving my chuckles until we've seen England bat
>>157650820t.Saeed Ajmal
>Shakeel providing the only resistance yet again
>Himanshu: "I think the next logical step for PCB to do would be sack Saud Shakeel for using a tampered bat and continuously out-scoring his team mates"kek
Pakistan only 16 off a narrative rescuing 100
Mad how just a few short years ago (10), Josh Tongue was plying his trade in the same Worcestershire leagues that I'm now making my name in. Could it be that in a few short years (10), I too will break into the England side? Only time will tell
>RazaullahThat's it. One name.
Imagine being a poo lmao
>>157650898mononames are actually quite based
too scared to post
>>157650906t.Cameron
>>157650909why are you doing this to me
>>157650906BOO!
Pakis win a small story reaching 3 digits. Shame on englel
Has there been a delivery where Carse was unable to keep out Tongue?
you all laugh but Razaullah is going to rip through England we are witnessing the birthplace of the Razaullah show
ton up
big NOG loss here for the poms
>>157650935her of plese
>>157650935looks greasy and smelly
How did they even get any play in? Light level is fucked.
>>157650935looks ok other than the gut overhang
>>157650935>to the chippy and beyond
>>157650977m8 you'd have to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot to have any chance
>1st ball>goneKWAB
imagine if pakistan had two batspersons
Perhaps they should give their batswomans a go.
>>157651122>>157651130Their "U19" team seems to be doing fine: https://www.cricinfo.com/series/pakistan-under-19s-in-england-2026-1552314/england-under-19s-vs-pakistan-under-19s-1st-youth-odi-1552318/live-cricket-score
We got a NOG sars, smiles all day
130 is competitive
Never judge a pitch until both teams Av ad a bat
>>157651122they need 11 i reckon
Why was she sitting with a white bloke? They're even taking our women now.
gone
>133 all outAn improvement for Pakistan, it's over for England
Incredible statting from Cricinfo:>"Pakistan's tenth wicket partnership today (23*) put on more than the total runs by Pakistan's opening stands across five innings in this series (20 runs)."
>Gus Crapkinson
put the nightwatchmen in
>duckshitShit game would want a refund for tickets, whoever booked this summer series should be shot in the street
>Emilio Gay
don't believe that fella got off the ground don't care how big their willies are over at /hoc/
Great photo
My two favourite players at the crease
Duckett failing again, this is why they needed to at least try another opener other than Gay, I'm assuming no tour matches in SA or Aus this winter as well ffs.
fucking hell, Essex let Yorkshire get to almost 400. >we are going to fucking lose again.
oh ffs
Para mi, is the end of the GAY COX partnership
>>157651498never fear its time for gay root
>>157651502Damn, Im gonna need that Gay dude to remain unbeaten the whole innings>England Finishing on Gay TonguePure pottery
it isn't a bedsit, it's an airy and well-presented one bedroom flat you're actually a bedsit because all you do is go to bed and sit, couchy neek
I will acknowledge my tourist traits (its cricket ffs) but EVERYTIME I check the cricky that Duckett dude is always out on single figures. He's an opener ffs. How is he still a professional athlete? Dont you have anybody else? Do we need to send you more guys?
>>157651515>Finishing on Gay Tongue
statpadder poot looking for a big not out score here
>>157651552he follows the "Crawley Philosophy of Test Cricket" which states that "a big loose drive way outside off stump that results in a dismissal induces a level of honour and morality that far exceeds any amount of runs scored could attain"
more like cricGAYyeah?regards, hoc
>>157650421>>157650421>>157650421
>poot
>two shit teams.jpg
>open cricinfo>root's surfboard got 9/11'd again
>Root becomes captain again>Batting immediately goes to shit Like clockwork
CREAMED
I don't like brook either but why call him gay?
The Gay Brook partnership coming along nicely
>>157652233
>>157650504lmfao look at these inbred fuckers
>gay hairy cocks root tonguethis is on purpose right?
>>157650935At least she has fat tits. There's nothing worse than a fat chick with no tits.
>>157652621look like big eggs don't they
So this 'new' Pakistan team then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtb10ZwbReY
Root might not even make it to the Ashes at this point
Nice 4-0 4-1 at tennis
not a sport
>Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants as they gather outside Portsmouth hotel
tonights kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvgAoj5zk4I
>>157661392mesnt BBW iykwim haha>>157662165to be fair the odds they were right were extremely highbut at least the hecking racists were embarassed amiright xisters
>>157653268Whats that like 15 runs in cricket? Yeah Bard mogs you
Can't wait for the exciting conclusion to England's summer of cricket today
>take a seat, Anon
>>157664420is that her mumza
>>157664420>have i got angullong wood club for you two iykwim haha
what kind of cretinous establishment lets the hoi-polloi turn up in tracksuits and runners?
>>157664684what the fuck is up with the double gloves?
>>157664420>ungloved left hand so i can see she's unmarriedcorr phoebe golfer gf 26 looms for me
>>157664704she posted it for you
>>157664420>performative feminist behaviour women shouldn't be playing a gentleman's sportwould not marry
>>157665075
With the test match yesterday I didn't see that Glamorgan lost by an innings within two days. Welsh genes strike again.
>>157664420the chair has coincidentally also rated how I consider these two women's sexual desirability on a scale between A and G.
>Laugh at Glamorgan CCC edition /COUNTY/: Round 13, day 2 /Highlights & Reports/:>Division OneGlamorgan 69. & 65. v Warwickshire 391.>RESULT: Warwickshire win by an innings and 257 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cje8y95ep28ohttps://youtu.be/Rden28gnrD8Leicestershire 157.v Somerset 363.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdx50zx2ld2ohttps://youtu.be/6FlldSUqjqcNottinghamshire 377.v Hampshire 267/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce8e7x56el0ohttps://youtu.be/pi8TLqSda38Sussex 393.v Surreyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd94jx981j2ohttps://youtu.be/7QyaaoAcloMYorkshire 390.v Essex 137/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crm94ng1d1vohttps://youtu.be/T9llE-KVAl8>Division TwoDerbyshire 300. & 100/1.v Kent 219.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yw3g10318ohttps://youtu.be/7bLKCypiGbwDurham 252. & 204/2.v Middlesex 203.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c980l370860ohttps://youtu.be/IB0UWKRpSAwLancashire 134.v Gloucestershire 212. & 118/8.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cqlwe5n74x1ohttps://youtu.be/yvup9JL2XbIWorcestershire 200. & 55/3.v Northamptonshire 289.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0qxl0q49dpohttps://youtu.be/FxVbtq94o8Q
>>157664420fuck golffuck golfers
>>157665195you prefer the mum?
>Perth Scorchers' title-winning hero, New Zealand opener Finn Allen, has been poached by Melbourne Stars in what shapes as the most lucrative deal in BBL history.
Shan't be watching the saffa's series due to their human rights violations against White Farmers. Also grateful for Elon shining a much needed spotlight on this issue.
>>157665476their white farmers deserve it for monopolising YOUR granny smith production
Farmers are parasites
LETS FUCKING GO
bouldering later
>>157665157I can tell you are fat by your posts somehow Maybe it's the images you post
wanking to stepmumdering now
LMAO spackers is SEETHING mad when you consider the whole Glamorgan supporting "I'm Welsh" is all a LARP as well.
Noticed Bard doesn't post much now
cricketers will want to be careful here
>>157665218>that Glamorgan-Warwickshire scorecardutter lol
retard
>brook running between the wickets
>>157665419Finna Llen is a hot customer
>>157665833>>157665844Valid as always.
Jamie "Bottler" Smith
I didn't realise until today you CAN hit the ball twice if, let's say you edge it, and it's about to roll into your wicket, you can tap it away, but not to score runs.
based cazzie
>>157666016Not true, you can also hit it a second time to the boundary if youre ben stokes in the world cup final and pretend it was an accident
>>157666016Did you ever see a batter hit the ball away from the stumps until now?
LAWRENCE YOU STUPID CUNT
Seems like a normal Edgbaston pitch without too much bounce, not sure what the paki commentator is on about on tms.
That's been threatening to happen for 20 minutes lol.
I thought initially it was missing then went hmm nah I'll give it.>we'll have a pooview
lmao that isn't even impacting in line. what a shocking call.and it's an inside edge
>5.72 run rate across the sessionpropa bazzin it innit
count binface on TMS fuck me
>>157666298fucking hell can't believe I missed that. Went off to have lunch and watch the racing.
ACK-inson
you got some real special brand of autism playwrightbro
blobbo punishing his fellow trundler
Test
razpoolah jeeting out after taking a wicket down 300, embarrassing poo faggots
>>157666839After that wicket:>England lead by 239, which is more than Pakistan have managed in an innings all series.
Is Ollie Robinson the former test player in the world? This retard says yes.>>157666878
rip test criccymight as well just rename the format to The Ashes
>last wicket has put on 43
>Extras scored more for England (45) than any of the Pakistan players did in their innings (Shakeel, 43)Sums up Pakistan entirely. England all out for 453, lead of 320.
>spend 15 seconds taking a piss>miss wicket
>>157667152Also an even funnier stat: Pakistan's no balls (12) scored more than ANY of the Pakistan top 5 (highest score 9 from Awais).
>>157667152>>157667166wouldn't want to be a habini in brum tonight
Zachy.... maaaaaate.....
oh these useless cunts
>out first ball fucks sake pakistan
If we're lucky this will end in 10 more balls and we can move on.
Is losing a wicket on the first ball when you're already behind 320 runs a good thing?
>parachuted in after the board throws a fit and sends half the squad home>get a pair and take no wicketsThanks for coming.
ANOTHER ONE kekthis is fucking stupid
Reminder Zachy said this unironically https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157375848/#157409183
Pakistan's lowest score in a Test match is 53 all out. CricinfoMatch DetailsScore: 53Opponent: AustraliaDate: October 11, 2002
i just saw 0-2 after tea and my brain genuinely thought it was Australian scoring
>>157667344kek
>>157667332explain yourself @zachy
>>157667333not a chance with archer bowling like a spastic
>Zaltzman on TMS: The last opener to make a pair against England was David Warner in Hobart in January 2022 and before that Warner again at Old Trafford in 2019.kek
Thinking the British Empire is back.
>>157667802I prefer the Bardish Empire. The land of Bardus Christ
for me it's zachistan
Friday Sport: 8:10am: Otago vs Tasman 10:50: Rabbitohs vs Knights11:00: England vs Pakistan20:00: West ham vs Wrexham 20:00: Wigan vs Catalans20:00: St helens vs Hull20:00: Warrington vs Toulouse 20:00: Leigh vs Wakefield 20:00: Leeds vs HullSaturday Sport: 07:05am: Wahs vs Dolpins08:00: Fiji vs Canada08:10: Canterbury vs Wellington10:50: Sharks vs Cowboys11:05: Japan vs USA12:30: Championship/League one 15:00: Spanish F1 - Qualifying 17:30: Spurs vs Everton 20:00: Sunderland vs Arsenal 20:00: Huddersfield vs Castleford 20:00: US Open (womens final) 22:00: South Africa vs New Zealand (in the US)Sunday Sport: 1:00am Garcia vs Benn 7:05am: Panthers vs Roosters12:00: Sheff Utd vs Wolves 14:00: Spanish GP Race14:00: Coventry vs Brighton 16:30: Man Utd vs Man City 18:00/21:25: NFL
>>157665730Been snowed under at workWorkload takes the PISS at the moment and I've told my boss I want to move teams by the end of the yearFed up of them taking advantage of my Protestant (Catholic) work ethic to do everybody else's work as well as my own desu>>157668554>the Bardish EmpireAlso known as the 2nd XI, which I'm captaining AGAIN on Saturday and rumoured to be taking up on a permanent basis next seasonAnd it's a MASSIVE fixture, basically the entire season comes down to this game, it's a must-winUp against a much stronger side but we've smuggled a couple of our 1st XI into the lineup and have a pretty good team otherwise too, so I think that gives us a good shot
Have been watching the cricket while working thoughever, there is still that consolation
i need an hr slag to console me in bed iykwim haha
>shitjeet mentally broken by countystreams oh dear, and we thought he couldn’t mentally descend further but that Direland series lose followed by getting btfo by a team captained by Harry Brook has really taken its toll.
absolute statpad series and joe couldnt even muster up a measly hundredlol
I've started to forget what cricket even entails.
couldn't imagine being named something like kuldeep, horrific sounding language.
>>157677648Its the most luck-based sport on existence>Hit ball >run>hit ball to unlucky area>outIts a charade of s sport, really
>100,021 fans at the iconic Melbourne Cricket Ground attend NFL game between 49ers and RamsIt's over, they've won.
recieved my stipend today better buy some tennis balls
>>157677937its the only game in the year, what were you expecting?Hell, I would go an AKL game and couldnt care less about handegg
Sheffield on wall sesh on the cards
>>157677937lmao imagine paying all that money to sit in the middle of the Members or Warne Stands 30 yards < off the edge of the rectangle.
>>157677428No centuries at all in this series, best score was a 91 by Brook.
>>157678580Yeah thanks statto
>Warne Standspretty sure he lies down these days iykwim haha
get it
>tfw Essex/COUNTY/: Round 13, day 3 /Highlights & Reports/:>Division OneLeicestershire 157. & 145. v Somerset 363. & 316/5dec.>RESULT: Somerset win by 377 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gk6y6e0x6ohttps://youtu.be/F5LCfkL7dbcNottinghamshire 377. & 104.v Hampshire 267/7. & 61/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyrj9jd9epohttps://youtu.be/gZ3F4j9pkssSussex 393.v Surrey & 294/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvgynev45rpohttps://youtu.be/p4N_Sxgt3wwYorkshire 390. v Essex 171. & 113.>RESULT: Yorks win by an innings and 106 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clymrwxwgjjoNot up on neither, find on ecb website. >Division TwoDerbyshire 300. & 352/8dec.v Kent 219. & 3/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5ye0zgp2d7ohttps://youtu.be/gFNmdPh5GjIDurham 252. & 374.v Middlesex 203. & 55/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdx50dv35yyohttps://youtu.be/ZCVmDKt8ZqMLancashire 134. & 120/6.v Gloucestershire 212. & 169.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1l6eye1qzlohttps://youtu.be/i79C-Kpr4fUWorcestershire 200. & 182. v Northamptonshire 289. & 96/4.>RESULT: Northants win by 6 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9qry203249ohttps://youtu.be/wb5uuWdOoNg
time for a Redditpress coffee
Crawley already gone for 8 with Kent chasing 400. lmao so much for him trying to revive his career, out in his typical fashion.
Lancs had to chase 128 but have already lost 2 for 17.
>>157678647>>157671274https://youtu.be/DogH-RgansQ
Lancashire already all out lmao
reading the geese rolling stones interview of course they play chess on their phones
>Pakistan showing genuine fight and battle in their final innings of the series when the series has already been lostSums them up completely.
Little Davy Warner got rattled by Andy Zaltzman’s ‘pairs v England’ stat
I want Pakistan to win
think I'll go out for some braised beef noodles
>>157679467I'm sure you do Zachy "Britjeet" Bowen
>Almost run out >off the fielding of Ducky
>>157679427>By the way, I'm not entirely who David Warner is talking about there but one batter who has gone 42 innings without a century is his former Australia team-mate Marnus Labuschagne...
>>157679614what's the opposite of nominative determinism
>>157679400they're still 210 runs behind. two wickets and this could be over in 10 minutes
Pakistan just need about 500 more here
GONE GOTTEM
>>157679672If they had 500 wickets they might make a game of it.
>>157679661Oh, I know. I'm just saying how pathetic it is that they've only decided to do it now.
>>157679648KWAB
More Pakistan comedy:>Mohammad Rizwan and Imam-ul-Haq were questioned by Pakistan's National Cyber Crimes Investigation Agency (NCCIA) in Lahore, as the fallout from Pakistan's disastrous Test tour of England continued.>The two, who were in the group of seven players who were dropped from the Pakistan squad and sent back home after the defeat in the second Test at Lord's, were sent summons to appear before the NCCIA. They appeared on Thursday. At least one of the players is believed to have been there for several hours.>It is not clear yet what the questioning was about, or whether it is related to the PCB's own inquiry, which they announced earlier this week. The board did not name any players then but said it had "initiated an internal disciplinary inquiry following media reports concerning discipline and conduct, which are currently being reviewed internally". That process, the board said, was being "conducted under PCB regulations".They've been matchfixing again, haven't they.
>Namibia currently 1/3 in their ODI against the Saffaslol
why do they keep showing the shitty english fielding coach
>>157680073>now 4/3
shows how fucking shit county cricket is if Kuldeep Yadav is having a successful time
its no irish cricket
>>157680316https://youtu.be/-vH2b55TSHI
>'My son has been pushing me' - 47-year-old Tahir after becoming oldest to bag five-forsovl
reminder bard's manager is a woman (female) and his direct report is also a woman (formerly male, unironically)the most whipped man on /cric/
hate Kuldeep Yadav, josh Hazelwood, anyone ginger especially bairstow, and anyone kiwi especially trent boult
>muh bairstowthe declaration was highly unsound, get over it
reminder zachys financier is a woman (his mum) and his direct superior is also a woman (his hot sister)the most whipped man on /cric/
>>157680900https://youtu.be/-vH2b55TSHI
Yeah i'm thinking Pakistan are back
if tour games were still a thing, Pakistan would have been used to conditions by the second test and this might have been a somewhat decent watch
can't believe there is a going to be a huge fucking popeyes at the top of goodramgate
>>157681223coperushullah!! soOoo TRUE
>>157681299Was walking by there earlier, feels like every empty shop in York is getting turned into a yank slop place
>>157681312yeah there's a Wendy's too but thats in a location that's slightly more of a shithole already at least. A popeyes has no business being where they are putting it
it's literally like 40 metres away from the shambles and the mister so over
>>157681335>>157681344At the rate they’re going they’ll have Wendy’s in St Michael’s in 5 years time
there's a Wendy's in Whitby which is shocking
at least we're not speaking german
>>157680607>>157680900>both truedamn...
Innings victory bros...
is spaccy having a convo with himself? no way are there two posters in dork on here
just had a potter around the centre of York I wouldn't recommend it
got 4 fullers ales should last me until about 5:30pm or so
>>157681504Amazed there’s two of us myself desu
Right then, I’m off down the boozer
>>157681657P H O E N I X I N NHOENIXINN
Jofra not far off his century
>>157681749More of a brass knacker man myself
bath lol gay
enjoying the Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads
>>157681496I would much rather have some form of a contest even if it's a dead rubber. First two Tests were embarrassing for the sport in general.
dear cricinfo, wickets are a HARD #FF0000, not this faggot orange you are rehearsing
dam fullers honey dew is nicenot really talked about
signs of a minnow:>needing to bat TWICE (2 times) after a 300++ leadhttps://youtu.be/-vH2b55TSHI
anything to do in York tonight?
not exactly Tokyo tbf
Yorks turning into Derby anyway at rapid pace so I will have to move to Seamer soon
could sell my flat and buy a house in Seamer desu Cheap because it's near Scarborough, but Seamer is actually quite nice
>>157682154>not forcing a follow on and then failing to bowl out the oppositionCan't recall that happening recently... oh hang on
>>157682286Forgot to include declaring the innings as well in that.
>>157682157Get pissed
England clearly let Pakistan pass 200 so Australia was saddled with the record of 'never passing 200 in a single test'. but this is just grim. either pakistan aren't that shit and this could have been a fucking contest or England are fucking awful and poolapsed (based on their 'batting' they are the latter).
>>157682332I genuinely don't think England care with the series won. Some of the dismissals yesterday proved that. For this to be the only time all series Pakistan have passed 200 sums up their mentality IMO.
>>157681568this was not a lie but innacurate will still have one lovely cold one of these (I stress of these) left at 5:30pm
Comprehensive story loss here.
the hairs I shouldn't have are turning grey
at a snails pace tbf
worried York is hitting this horrible middle ground of way less to do than Leeds But way more of a shithole than Steyning at the same time
I think things will get better as autumn goes on but York is just a fucking dump in summer, and it's getting worse each year
>>157682548When ebor comes around I genuinely don’t leave the house for the weekend
feeling quite depressed but in a good way
>get back reviews after new ballhow the fuck did I not know this was a thing
>>157682652nvm, commentator is a retard
>Ebor weekend Deano my son >>157682660
not winning this by an innings is objectively a story loss 2bh
>>157682668The Deano’s I can handle, the horde of gypos I can’t
>>157682718Gone from a win without batting to "they'd have to have the worst innings in history" to "they'd have to have ONE of the worst innings in history"...
>>157682739RivetingMeeting me at the Swan on Bishopthorpe road in half an hour?
wish i was dead
I am at my happiest, when I am unconscious
>>157682795>>157682805Meanwhile in tel aviv
>8\400>lead by 88>over 88
>>157682606lmao Ebor was several weeks ago (collided with the Headingley Test) and you didn’t mention shit you lying cunt.
https://youtu.be/aWQ95oWsJls?is=VitYBtRpy_3GyArvQuite an engaging interview but the bit in the middle where they are talking about going tour in a tour bus or something genuinely makes no sense whatsoever
Razaullah just needs 7 sixes and a single to get 100
>>157682868meds then bed fatty neek number 2 (aka brown noser of bard II)
>le hit the ball for 6 man
>>157682868got that fivehead spacker
was that a moral victory sign in the crowd?
proper fucking grumpy fucker at one stop jesus Christ I'm not your manager mate I bet youre a right fucking sweetheart around your boss though you shouldn't be
If oakistan wins im taking over england cric team and sending all english to australa
Not a good summer for Pakistani cricket all in all
meandering around York right now The barbican is on my right The walls are on my left
No music venues in York The crescent doesn't count btw
>>157682868zachy has no reply to this. caught red handed KEK
what's the theatron of york?
there just isn't one there is quite literally nothing to do in York property much cheaper in Bogota than York too
if England lose this i'll be absolutely livid
>literally nothing to do in Yorkso truestill cannot believe this little trust fund baby neek flushed his mum's blank cheque in dork
think I might have a hinge date this weekend, but don't think I will get a 3rd date as I have mild autism and white women can't look past it
>>157683209if I was that much of a trustfunder I wouldnt be a wageslave also buying in York is still a good investment last year or two even though there is literally nothing to do here
based. great innings fella>>1576832183rd date? implying you've already had one or two?
did you go out with that booba girl zachy lad?
Enjoyable evening session there desu>>157680607This hasn't been true for about two years desuHad male line managers since then, and my direct reports are currently two northern blokes and another bloke who admittedly did just get his knob chopped off and prefers to masquerade as a woman
Razaullah Khan surely stays in the Pakistan side for their next Tets series? Been their only genuine bright spot all match. It's home versus Sri Lanka so that would be perfect for him.>>157683201>set 130 to winAt least the crowd get a fourth day out of it
tbf she isn't white
>>157683289yeah of course I've been harping on about unpaki this bowling line-up they have brought to England is Khurram Shahzad should definitely never play for Pakistan ever again. Mohammad Ali probably shouldn't either One imagines the 2nd test match would have been closer if Razaullah had been in from the start. Don't get me wrong, it wouldn't have changed the result of the series and this is an awful Pakistan side in a state of turmoil
Also, if Pakistan had had some warm-up matches
Wait, can Razaullahbat? Wtf?Is he literally Imran Khan?
Is he an angel?
an angel sent down from the mardan- jerusalem crossroads to ressurrect the good guys
Razaullah7-fer on the cards tomorrow I reckon
>le hits you for 6 with ease mancannot believe everyone was hyping our bowling attack up so much. archer and tongue especially are shit if they have to bowl long
Razaullah's FC batting average is around 30Seems he might unironically be the new Imran khan
we're not allowed to say bowling attack anymore. zachy said so
what is a /cric/ approved cocktail
>bowling attack
>>157683614whiskey based ones
teetotal generaldon't be cringe
>>157683614tom collins
>>157683614Old fashioned
>>157683329>I've been harping on about unpaki this bowling line-up they have brought to England isYeah, it's been absolute shite. The one thing you expect from any Pakistan team is a solid bowling attack. Shahzad shouldn't have even been on the plane over here, he was awful in both Tests he played. That's not ignoring the batting by the way, which this last innings aside has been outright disastrous. Pakistan lost their second wicket at the following scores in the respective innings:>1st Test: 6 & 13>2nd Test: 16 & 7>3rd Test: 14 & 0How can you give your bowlers any score to defend when the opening wickets are going at so few runs?
>>157683708Johnny depps favourite drink is an old fashioned at evil eye Oi York bro can we go please Need to get out of my air and well-presented one bedroom flat
Don't be intimidated if I'm much larger in real life
>>157683716please never say bowling attack ever again
>>157683831Fuck off, I'll say what I want.
7am tomorrow lads early start to watch the wahs
>>157683614Whisky Mac
>>157683954You're wrong.
>>157684244Get fucked. Perfectly valid terminology.
>>157683136he's such a poser and constantly makes stuff up. see here too >>157683781meanwhile he *be's the smallest toothpick armed rake on /cric/*don't mention that story about 2 zoomers randomly complimenting him at a cricket game either lmao
England Lions chased down 118 in a T20 against Sri Lanka in just 7.2 oversBazball is BACK
Bowling attack isn't perfectly valid terminology at all, you couchy neek
Furiously refreshing the opposition's fb page so that I can see their lineup and research every single player on play-cricket to learn their individual weaknesses and develop a game plan to optimise our chances of success but the FUCKERS haven't publicly released the lineup yet
I have been told I have a very deep speaking voice, a bit like Cameron Winter or Max Bassin but with more Hugh Grant
>>157684530Reckon they did the same thing to your team and found your weaknesses, so theyre just gonna pick up a couple of 14 year olds and a granny off the street on the way to the ground
When i see a thirdie on a bike with a justeat backpack I just think how grimRemember when picking up a takeaway was exciting. You would all like pack into your dad's car. It was an exciting event
Deano sending thirdie over for his popeyes lunch Whole process is just grim You should always pick up
>>157684513It is, you sad twat. Stop getting upset that people use terms you don't.
>>157684608Interestingly the openers from the bowling attack last week were an U15 county player and an old bloke who must have been at least 55Felt more confident bazzing against them though, poor young lad looked like he was about to cry when I dispatched him to the ropes with a few forceful front-foot cuts
You seem more upset than me you fat neek Bowling attack isn't valid terminology
No but for real What's the historical basis for 'bowling attack'
The wickets are the castle. Batsperson is defending the castle
>unathletic welshie weakling doesn't understand the concept of 'attacking' in sportslmao and this is why he's delighted with 30 chin ups
I'm not really feeling the buzz from alcohol to be honest I don't know what it is, but i'm just not really feeling it
>unathletic Welsh genes
Pretty sure Jonathan Edwards is Welsh too even though he isn't out the closet
>unathletic Welsh geneshttps://youtu.be/tuDiylkXHLo?si=0v8iCApY2SjkeKeS
>unathletic Welsh genes https://youtu.be/QQBF913pJh0?is=T1JrBVxBiNs0baFu
did anyone point this out
9/11Awful day to be a wagie
I think Pakistan will win tomorrow
I bought a load of cigarettes and smoked them
I am not proud of it, and I will hopefully never do it again
didn't ask
Just not feeling the buzz Do you know what I mean Prefer bouldering nowadays
Unless anyone has some prime Paraguayan packet I'm just not really feeling the buzz
again, didn't ask
On our big night out with the cricket lads last week I witnessed 5 (five) of my teammates do a bit of bongo bongo but me and my sizeable schnozz abstainedIt's a young man's gameI stuck to (far too much) alcohol and collapsed in the corner of a nightclub like any self-respecting 33 year old chap should do
well, if the world waited upon what your Australian thicko arse asked for, nothing much would get done would it really
don't think the proto would approve bardo
>I'm not a narcissistic neek I swear I hang out with people who take the Tarzan, and I got blacked out I swear
>>157683655tettotALLAAA sooOo TRUE
>>157685451She probably wouldn't desu, she's not too fond of the bongo bongo
>>157685222>>157683716>>157683465>>157683430COPEfuLLA!! sOoOo TRUE
Insane how there isn't a single music venue in Dork
Alexander Sverev gonna be a multiple grand slam champ Good news for people who beat their girlfriends everywhere
insane how nobody asked
Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone
>>157685622Insane how you are from a dead arid country that should be a native and dingo paradise https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/american-football/articles/cz64qdn4z6qoHow's your new business venture btw?
do the black caps play any cricket before the boxing day test?
Biggest brown nosers of the yanks in history
lived in england for a year, would rather be dead than go back to that shithole of a country.
I saw England on a map once. Day ruined.
>>157685710kek
>a peewee nonce brown nosing a fucking leaf
I'm just not feeling the buzz lads Need to go foundry Sheffield to feel the buzz
>>157684744>>157684753Absolutely rattled as fuck
I don't think Texas is the promised landI think Neath Port Talbot is the promised land
always such a sensitive little bitch KEKsmile once in your miserable life cunt, you might find you need to drink less
The Neath Port Talbot-Jerusalem crossroads
>>157685826I will not smile and still never be a kiwi nonce like you (Which is a smile in my head)
Fuck you kiwi nonce Clean my faeces
>>157685685yes tests against india in nz in oct/nov
jamboy getting JAMMED kek
I cannot wait for comfy winter cricket viewing.
Can't wait to go bouldering in Sheffield tomorrow
If I had one day on earth Like the purge If I had one day on earth to buss case whatever I did It would be to beat Trent Boult into a pulp
useless information nobody asked for
>useless information nobody asked for
Obviously I wish the best for Trent Boult generally I am just saying, if I had one day that is what I would do
trent boult would fold you
Lol no he wouldn't
yeah, he would
I know it's early stages, but from what I can tell, Razaullah is going to be the greatest cricketer of all time
A day without humiliation is a day wasted for engshitters
if you live in england you're an engshitter
Razaullah is the one. The SaviourThe Antônio Conselheiro of cricket
>>157686400god I wish he was doing his weird sports surf thing on the gold coast, or even better near Cape town, during daybreak ideally, and I was a shark
Reminder if you just smile you won't need a vice If you just smile
I dofnft eqen drunk thit muchFucking ridiculou anyway
Phone in the other room when I sleep because I don't like the devil device being near me
>>157687270crisp kanye tweet
I sleep with my phone under my pillow
Up the wahs
shall we roll out the underarm this year against the kiwis in december folks?
>>157687270i would do this but use it for my alarm and to write schizo notes when i wake up at 4am
>>157686295I don't wish him anything at all. He abandoned NZ cricket so he doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.
>>157687448I did that and lost my phone but gained a dollar
>>157686204I would mortgage everyrhing I have and put it on red
i'd go back in time and save shane warne
hello maggots hope you are having the utterly miserable day and life that is still better than you deserve
Zachy and Jamboy both posting on /cric/ at 1 in the morning again all a coincidence though I'm sure
I'm having a pretty good day actually, haven't really done much but that's fine it's nice to just relax and do nothing sometimes
Smile and the whole world will smile back you You will just be basking in this one giant positive feedback loop the world has to offer. You will never be tempted to have a chug out of boredom ever again
My name is seasidemark and I am on my way to Sheffield because I need to be beside the sea
Fish odour syndrome- a misunderstood disability It's not just a smell
up da wahs
first time jamboy has crawled out of hiding since the 2-0 v direland - which utterly broke him (broke sebdog worse though lmao)
>>157690419season's over mate (for the wahs)
>>157690586this is worse than 9/11
>>157690586>>157690618you will beat poocastle blv
why is certain man always going to wales, sheffield, leeds etc? is the bouldering scene in dork completely dead lmao? absolutely nothing to do there is there
charlie kirk x 100
>>157690620if you believe that, you're delusional
poothetic peem
>>157690644he got scared of going abroad about a decade ago for some reason (in all that time he's just done one trip abroad, to bordeaux). used to brag about his exploits in colombia, bulgaria, etc, but now he spends his "holidays" in a wetherspoons in some shithole uk town
>>157690833>bordeauxthat's right on the borderaux iykwim haha
>>157690655
>>157691064FAHHHH
the plovdiv pederast
starting to think micksperg will never make a funny post. losing hope lads
rumors of RSI fellas hold onto yer angus yh¿
cricket starts in 15
tabla xhttps://youtu.be/CfyarJjRG9k
Massive game for me today lads in the last fixture of the seasonCan feel the nerves setting in alreadyWill either be agony or ecstasy later
/COUNTY/: Round 13, day 4 /Highlights & Reports/:>Division OneNottinghamshire 377. & 104. v Hampshire 267/7. & 123.>RESULT: Notts win by 54 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clymlz7124xohttps://youtu.be/_pXF71paiWISussex 393. & 167/3. v Surrey 321.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn746zm44zzohttps://youtu.be/5BtaZkxs7SI>Division TwoDerbyshire 300. & 352/8dec. v Kent 219. & 252.>RESULT: Derbs win by 181 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy8zrn9n0pyohttps://youtu.be/pss36Un2dw4Durham 252. & 374. v Middlesex 203. & 330.>RESULT: Durham win by 93 runs and are promoted. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gqjrze1q0ohttps://youtu.be/kvxiOp_v1n4Lancashire 134. & 142.v Gloucestershire 212. & 169.>RESULT: Gloucs win by 105 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czjzv47gplwohttps://youtu.be/fP9kf97UA18
sake
>>157691406you will do marvelously fellajust mahvelous
>>157691426keKkkkk
>>157691406gl ladyou got this
>England turn into Pakistan
>>157691468and that's a good thing!
it's joever>>157691251Republic of South India?
>>157691475…yh
gay is garbage bring zack back
>decide to check if criggy is on>missed 1.3 overs>2/7lmao
shameful start from england
Razaullah?
this is one of the most retarded series in a while right?
>>157691582Maybe
Missed the first couple of overs. Couldn’t (actually can) believe they fucked even this up. Duckett seriously needs to go.
it'll be an easy test match 'win' but what a catastrophic story loss fucking hell. dire peem that will be exposed by anyone who half tries to play
Gay has fallen....
do it for imran lads
>>157691622Joe Poot can't captaina bit of a partnership and fightback and he suddenly went off the pitch and tried to get tactics from the support staff lmao. so grim
>>157691563we know britjeet
cox root bringing it home
ffs NO BALL BAD LUCK PAKIS
>no-ballfucking hell pakistan can't you do anything right
>>157691991no but steven may ha ha
>>157691991great ep this one, one of the best
>>157692016>>157692016>>157692016
>>157692020we dont do that here.
>>157691647>a bit of a partnership and fightback and he suddenly went off the pitch and tried to get tactics from the support staff lmao. so grimYeah, that was absolutely pathetic
