mick parkin fight week
Yo momma sounds like Shinya Aoki
Tonnin Seteli fight week
When will ufc book Lindsay Clancy to a fight?
https://youtu.be/FdWPHiI2sDk
>heem super regionalsyawn
More like 'super snoozin'
>unretiresNothing personnel
>>157653948Niko must have a new baby mama
>gane>gay-one
>>157654042well most gane posters usually are
>>157653845What's your thought process as an englishman when you see the finnish language?
Gibdaddy really said “nah get your musty evangelical zogbot Israel loving ass out of here we Finnchads up in this bitch.”
>>157654083Looks like Swedish but less Germanic
way easier to fight hunt when you don't have to worry about his takedowns ijs
>>157654131Didn’t Mark Hunt get knocked out by some tiny black guy once
Shavkat's career is over isn't it
>>157654199At a certain point u just gotta fight. Same with Tom. Just go in fucked up if you have to.
>>157654199This is what I'm saying. islams utterly raped in the mentals here. he doesn't know how to handle someone that found a way to fight so infrequently theyve been removed from the rankings. rumor has it hes been trying to pitch MechaRamadan to take on Shavkat in 2030 because he's that scared of the comeback tour
>>157654237Why to appease retards online? If you lose after a long layoff it’s catastrophic for your career might as well try to get fully healthy, if it’s impossible retire
>>157654256Bisping became a champ with one eye. Kurt Angle won a gold medal with a broken frickin neck.
I CAN'T FOOKIN SEEEE MAATE! WHY YOU ALL BOOIN' ME!! :'(
If you never win an undisputed championship fight the only way to repair your legacy is to sit on the belt that was handed to you as long as possible and other lies blind faggots are told by their fathers
>>157654340Man that was cold as ice! Who is this guy?
>>157654199This sport will leave you behind if you're not active. Doesn't matter who you are. Look at what happened to Conor after that long lay off. MMA is an unforgiving sport. Nothing else like it.
Just so you fags know, the main event at Rizin is for belts in 2 orgs, so if 1 guy wins he gets the other guy's belt
>>157654399That’s not MMA that’s every sport. Activity is king.
>>157654440copying boxing which technically means copying Zuffa. dana wins ggez no re
Tom *might* actually lose just because of sheer inactivity and Gane being more active, I would still expect him to win the rematch though.
>>157653756Francis has been cut
Coming up for 2 years since Shavkat last fought. Just inject a bunch of cortisone and stem cells in it and have a go. Or get a full knee replacement.
>>157653845please no gypsy posting it is still a tender time
>>157654440which is retarded since both fighter will just go back to their respective promotion.
>But if I'm being completely honest... I feel like Tom has been such an asshole that I don't want to do business with him. He's just an asshole.
Where’s Andy Aspinall’s fight footage
>>157654574Nah, if Shadulayev wins the PFL belt he's going over to MVP when it merges since theres no one for him at Rizin
>>157654584Jonjones forever tarnished his legacy by being scared. The worse Tom does the worse Jonjones looks too. He better be praying Big Tom comes back soon.
Tom is the worst champion in UFC history. At least jon jones 'fought' an aging stipe. In fact Tom is about to break the record for longest lay off on an eye related injury in ufc history.
>The goat ducked a one eyed one kneed mannot looking good for the bonescord i fear
>>157654602can you please stop being such a milhouse from simpsons people will think we are all gay
Either Garth or Paddy, Topuria will get heemed
>>157654621Well you gotta stop worshiping the Gay Black Man if you dont want people to think you Gay!!
*faces the pain**gets ripped into pieces*
>>157654621
>>157654650Damn he just have had a big meng
for the record i am not gay and neither is Jonespecially Jon
>>157654372guy that got heemed is gay mezger, AKA tito's bitch. the other is chack lidl, his surname was on that boxing canvas when some pillowtap women's legend retired the other day i think
>Thats right dana… We are free. You can’t control us any more. We’re standing up to you. The power is in our hands. Power to the FIGHTERS. The battle has been won, and the winner?: The fans. >Only at Karate Combat.
>>157654602>The worse Tom does the worse Jonjones looks tooTom quitting against the dude Jon demolished in 2 minutes didn't really lower Jon's stock
Holy chills…
how many bongs till rizin?
>>157654695So many inaccuracies in one post. Stunningly low IQ take even for /heem/ standards.
>>157654695best post in the thread>>157654771silence abdi
>>157654720There goes his title shot. Costa is a tard
the petition was a wild time that the tomcels are trying to sweep under the proverbial carpet
>>157654909I think Tom should be stripped if he still can’t fight but Jon 100% should’ve been stripped and before we waited 20 months for the lame CTEpe fight
UFC team tried to show up and and ask tom if he was ready to fight and this his how they found him
>>157654171mousasi heemed him
>>157654923ufc is not an especially serious organization and maybe a bit scared after francis idk it is irrational to have belts undefended
>>157654955congrats on the sex change operation tom
>>157654720many are saying he'll be in the next netflix card
Eddie should make his own ufc
>>157654720might as well announce retirement
>>157655005who's the minissaia
I am going to start a change dot org on Tom Aspinall being strippedThe IssueTom Aspinall is currently the UFC heavyweight champion and hasn't won a fight in 2 years. There is a clear interim champion: Ciryl Gane, who is on track to defend his interim championship belt against Josh Hokit, or Alex Pereira. Gane is ready to fight Tom Aspinall. Tom refuses to fight him claiming he can't see.Therefore, we as fans must let Dana White know: It is time to strip Tom Aspinall of the heavyweight title. He clearly has no intentions of fighting anytime soon.
>>157655043link it so I can sign it, maybe
>>157655029He wants to be released from the UFC apparently. He wanted a title shot but they only offered Ankalaev or Stirling for number 1 contender
>>157655043give me a minute i'll whip up some katy perry
>>157655072Cuz youre hot and youre cold
>>157655060Paulo knows he can't really hang at light heavyweight.
Light Heavy Middle weight
>eye got the eye o' the tiger, a fighter>signing petitions 'cause eye am not champion>and you're gonna 'ear us roar>louder, louder than a lion 'cause eye am not champion>and you're gonna 'ear us roar>oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh>oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh>oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh>you're gonna 'ear us roar
Man I love heems
>>157655139say no more b
>>157655189YES GIVE ME MORE VIOLINS
>>157655139I'm more a fan of submission artists
>>157655219You can see that Nebraska stock shining through
smiff has violated his bond btw he was told clearly to maintain no contact with the wife and as we know he posted himself in their house to instagram, the court case is in 12 days around 2130 finland time i will keep you postedvidrel unrelated
>>157655283That could have been an old picture
>>157655263the 'scolan scoundrel lives in a permanent state of denial sadly
>>157655300>"Happy to be home with my household full of "whys". I'll be able to tell my story someday soon. Until then…you guys just keep making it up as you go," he wrote on Instagram alongside a family photo. "Character is revealed in chaos."the legendary smiff fight iq is unparalleled
GOPbros wya! finna blaze it and watch the speeches let's gooooooo
>mi pastillas anticonceptivas
>mi xijo
>>157655132bodies jon jones
>>157654720Lol Eddies trying to get chess pieces to fuck with Dana but Paulo aint much of a chess piece.
Smif is the Kaepernick of the UFC
ewing vs talbott
>>157655357smiff will either convert to islam or learn spanish not sure how vibrant the nebraska penitentiaries are though
paolo doesn't speak clear english his strickland presser was a mess
>>157654720What's his fucking problem? Dude went from underachieving MW to like the only interesting thing at LHW in one fight and now he decides to throw all his leverage away?
I looked in the mirror and thought 'this can't be me'
all this shit for aspinall to fight only once in 2027
countless examples of why we must pay fighters less
>>157655602No matter how fat a leech gets, it always wants more of your blood
toms never won an undisputed title fight. Jons never lost a championship fight period. Stick that in your orbs
>>157655617on the bottle andy?
Jonny boy shat his undies and got an entire PPV cancelled because he was terrified of fighting Chael Sonnen on short notice
>Merle has cost you your strength. BBC has defeated you.
>>157655652why is andy on the box
smash burgers are fucking gay. fake gay burger for a fake gay champ
Jondaddy retired Troonmala without ever fighting xer.
>>157655652why is tom on the box
>>157655670interim*tko*cheated*
>>157655652Horrible photo work. Can barely see the fourth patty.
Jonald would have had Tom washing the dishes like he did to Colby in college
>>157655716That's by design, it's a reference to Tommy boy's heemed eyesight
telling you guys andy aspinall is a real freak
lol oh there was onewww.change.org/p/strip-tom-aspinall-of-the-ufc-heavyweight-championship-belt
bear in mind Jon moved up a weightclass and beat the breaks off the only guy to beat prime ngannou
Hokic is a retard fatty pretending to be based. Same shtick as Strickland and maybe even more annoying and fake.
Strip him
ngannou ran away and burned the bridge behind him knowing Jon was on the other side. tom begged for too much money knowing he'd nuke his career and avoid Jon were he to came out of retirement
put tom and andy aspinall under the fucking jail
Am I supposed to believe tiny gremlin Andy Aspinall was a former pro fighter?
>>157655835See a lot of crying about Tom from you
the only thing tom has in spades is shortcomings. do we talk about how he's never won a title fight? do we talk about how he was afraid of Jon? do we talk about how he intentionally signed with hearn to nuke his career? do we talk about how he's faking an injury to duck gane? do we talk about how he was getting fucked up by gane when he quit? tom wont even be a footnote in the annals of history
>>157655898Brother Tim Elliott is a real person
>>157653695The biggest fight of the year is happening at 3am and literally nobody in the entire world will see it. Grim.>>1576541997 fights in 8 years for Shavkat by the time he's 'healthy' again. His career is over.
Rewatching Jon vs Gane. Jon didn't give him any space but why didn't Gane box in the pocket? Jon can't box.
The HW division is such a mess, first Ngubu holds it up, then Jon, now Tom
>>157655905it was a post about Jon. youre a blubbering schizophrenic mess with a persecution complex. kill yourself
>>157655928Gane quit due to Jon's aura. If you've ever competed in wrestling/boxing before and adrenaline dumped that's what happened. Gane didn't even show up to fight.
>>157655931The HW division hasn't even been a real thing since before Stipe/Cormier. Actually no division really seriously exists except 135, 145, 155, and 170 if we're being honest.
>>157655928Jon wouldn't have to box him, just duck down and the legs are right there, no distance to cover.
>>157655934>tom begged for too much money knowing he'd nuke his career and avoid Jon were he to came out of retirement
>>157655928it was actually, legitimately, a scripted fight, to cement jones as the michael jordan of mma so the ufc can forever say he would beat ngannou and anyone else in history
>>157655928Gane was fucking around with an old fart then forgot he could actually still grapple
>>157655928Jon cheated by being able to wrestle.
>>157655965Well don't listen to me then listen to Uncle Chael. (I got auramogged and fell over in the state wrestling tournament back in high school so I know the exact feeling.)
>>157655962Jon was mentioned multiple times. tom was mentioned once. In 20 years when people talk about all the guys Jon beat nobody's gonna be saying "remember that guy Jon didnt fight" because tom doesn't matter
Unironically if Jon’s striking wasn’t so shit and lethargic Gane would’ve beat him. Gane was lulled into a false sense of security and let his guard down both literally and figuratively.
JomGameToms of excuses
It’s up!https://youtu.be/vK9Px-puCs0
Heeminder that Jon turned down $30,000,000.00 CONFIRMED to fight Tom and wanted to fight Pooreira for only $10 million.
>>157656010Well obviously Jon didn’t want heemed out cold and his legacy destroyed by an Englishman
something about the way ngannou left really shook the ufc and made them desperate to regain control over le baddest man on earth discussion. the division has been a bad dream ever since because they are still playing games and unsure of how to proceed with the tom dilemma.
Ian Garry's son (Shavkat) demanded a fight with Islam earlier today
>>157656010what's puke thomas take on this situation?
>>157656009>childrenthe 'cels claimed it was just one
>>157656010Honestly it’s a shame this never happened Pootan would’ve heemed him
agent gane understands the assignment: murder tom into irrelevancy and then rule the division for a while before honorably diving against gable and retiring gracefully
I think Ganecels are getting a bit too carried away
Gane carrying me like a baby
>>157655957>>157655966Not really. Gane just overextended at the first possible opportunity
toms spread himself thin. hes fighting gane. hes fighting francis. hes fighting his orbs. hes fighting Jon. hes fighting pereira. hes fighting hokit. hes fighting dana and the ufc. and hes also spread his cheeks and began the fight with HIV. and in his corner? daddy and hearn? unprepared. joke
>>157656216Cry more ‘bout it
heed my fucking words gable will sub gane in just barely over the time it took jones so they can talk about gable being the reincarnation for the rest of his career. yes it will be scripted and yes you will believe it's real.
gable will get sparked by gaziev
Gabledaddy gapes the UFC with a foreign object I’m afraid
>>157654085Ahhh, yes, the token antisemite whose sole mission is to make Hollywood seem less zogged than it really is.
>>157655139Baste.
>>157656009is this cunt still a fighter? like what does he actually do these days?
>>157656208Because he tried to box at close range
hokit will serve as the ultimate gatekeeper henchman for his highness gane during the dark gane champ era. they're already foreshadowing this dynamic. basically hokit will be so active and dominant cleaning up the division that nobody will be able to blame gane for sitting out up to a year at a time. think about it. the dynamic will work. hokit will bizarrely never call for a title shot after these wins despite nobody having more of a right to.
>>157656353hokit will lose his next fight
>>157656363the script says he doesn't lose until gable...
Im going to take his spark away.
If the UFC strip Tom Aspinal all because Gane cheated and gauged Tom's eye out of its socket this "sport" loses ALL credibility.
>>157656458If they strip tom aspinal nothing will happen happen and everybody will move on immediately. Tom hasnt done anything cool since PAVLOVICH. let that sink in. Nobody cares about tom anymore.
He didn’t even fight for the title, he simply was promoted because the real champion vacated.
tommy knuckles
Raple Sneedson will force his way to the belt!
Topuria is confirmed ready to fight! UFC 334 in New York and UFC 335 in Vegas are both available. Its likely he will fight on one of them and Brazza will take the other.
>>157656543Only a man desperate to appear straight would resort to rape. Real straight doos can stick their hard meng in a doo without cumming and that means your straight.
what is the reality?
topuria is coming back before aspinall
>>157656563ilia will remind them why they seethe
BEASTpuria finna go bawls deep in that garthussy oooo shiet massa
>>157655219who is namsu?i've never heard of that fighter
Only fighter with a believable gimmick
>>157656605she's really so beautiful inside and out
>>157656638Spoken like a regular John
>>157656563Yeah sure. Clitia fights once a year when he isn’t beaten half to death.
>>157656563he should be out at least a year after that beating, if he's not done already coming back too early will be the nail in the coffin >>157656636a dying breed
ilia's eyes were so raped he couldn't even notice the gaethje thumb gouging and he's already eyeballing the rematch. that's why we're ilia topuria and you're anon.
tom should take a leaf out of illia's book
>>157656636>become rich >buy nine houses>live in none of them>let loser friends live there, probably not paying rent Bobby does stupid shit with his money. He just a bought a strip club too.
>>157656619
>unless you are Aldo no one believes your poverty story >cringe if you weren't abused as a kid>terminally ill relatives ain't a unique feature Owning 9 houses yet being homeless? That's intriguing.
>>157656683my fave is when he said power slap is bigger than footy
IT'S UP! [my meng (thank you Blue Chew™)]
>>157656696>Bobby does stupid shit with his money. He just a bought a strip club too.Thats not stupid at all. Strip clubs are a good investment.
>>157656775dublin being in the uk is a great new danerism
>>157656772King Green has been revolutionizing making money while being mid for years now, other doods need to take notice
>>157656770it's clear you've never seen rocky 3
>>157656805Topuria can come back, might take till rocky 4 tho. https://youtu.be/F1gd_9noZMA
>>157656812bro we geeet it you use a vpn
>>157656829>petr yan kills alexandre and ilia has to avenge himyep that's kino
>>157656812your thawts?
>>157656880uh huh sure bappa
>>157656636Love to see the American Negro and favella hues earn wealth through sports
https://youtu.be/Hj7__uzGLRY
>>157656994What the frick is your problem
tommy mcmillen,,,now thats a fucking superstar
>>157654237The english love to play long and difficult mind games
Grasso hermanas...
>>157657088ewww what the fuck
>>157656636this is probably what turned him fully retarded. or maybe it was the jalin turner one.
wheelkicks are not that hard meng there shouldn't only be like 5 fighters who can do a non meme version
put tommy mcmillen in front of ryan the wizard hall and we'll find out
Is Islam really gonna fight before Ramadan? And if so, who? Prates?
>>157657269no, lolno, lol
>>157657269Prates is fighting morales at 180 catchweight
>>157657112Nothing a cheeky bong hit won't fix
Waldo v Blaydes
mcmillengod teaching this kid a lesson https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2097823423476928955
Did they really have to design these new UFC shorts with a highlighted crease running down the arse crack? It makes the fighters bum look too delicious and full. They could totally not have that crease or make it the same colour as the short. This was a deliberate design choice with homoerotic intent, similar to late Hollywood director Joel Schumacher's decision to include nipples on the Batman suit!
>>157657269Brazza says he only has mild injuries and he doesn't like how inactive hes been. So for sure wants one more fight soon. I think Brazza will probably fight in December or January. Hard to say whos next both Morales and Prates have a fair claim at next. I would rather Morales because hes the tougher challenger
Mo riceMo problems
how to unsubscribe from jacked taiwanese boy proverbs? i was trying to sub to ciryl gane proverbs
it's meI'm back
>>157658112
Scientists just confirmed Dana White is a fucking cock sucker
>>157658132I was the 1 dentist that disagreed
bruh this thread will be finished before rizin even starts
>>157658301How about puffed rizin chocolate
OH SHIT
is super rizin almost as high level as dana white contender show ?
>>157658697yeah bout equal but they dont got any big boys
>>157658685>>157658838Justin probably has the highest IQ in that room
methinks they're not gonna bring strickbeast to such an event
>>157658838the face he gone make after BEASTpuria's BBC penetrates his hole
In fighting, the only thing people remember is your last fight but the only fight that matters is your next.-Justin Gaethje (R)
This nerd could heem everyone here. Kurtis is easily the most innocent looking fighter in the ufc.
>>157658890We don't post like that here.
>>157659069This guy looks like he eats eggs and fish roe
>>157659069type of doo able to hold a conversation in japanese
>>157658838Ain't this nigga half Mexican? Race traitor ass
>>157656805Rocky didnt knock down Clubber Lang like Ilia did with Garth thohe was just completely shook on the first fight
Since its UFC Noche this week, just a friendly reminder that the event in Arizona is technically on Mexican Land.
>>157659447Also a part of Colorado was part of mexico too
>>157657667>fashionlet detectedIts two pieces of textile that were sewn together you goof. Its probably better for range of motion as well.
How about UFC Nacho and it's Tito Ortiz serving you baked corn chips slathered in chili cheese sauce
>>157659713Early stoppage
>>157658838Justins a dumbass, he was raised on frijoles and tortillas. Yes Justin is half mexican, half white. His mom is mexican and his grandparents were illegal immigrants like most mexicans that came to U.S. at that time. Any Mexicans supporting Republicans are stupid. They are causing alot of economic damage with the Ice deportations and violating several laws.
>>157657667you wouldn't get it
>>157659644Although Mexicans invented Chilli, also known as chilli con carne. Chilli gets mistakenly considered an American dish. Probably because of its chili fries association.Usually nachos are just Cheddar cheese, jalapenos. The more fancy nachos are 4 cheese blend, chicken or asada, pico de gallo, crema and guacamole
>>157659748>Muh economy
>>157659885I like that mitchell dropped to 135. Alot of people forgot about him but I can see him making it to a Bantamweight title shot.
>>157658112Howie Mandel
>>157659644As long as I outlive Tito's children I don't cate
Reminder that Tito Ortiz used to be managed by Dana before he worked in UFC. They also famously almost fought each other in a Boxing fight. Word on the street is that Tito was scared of Danas boxing and pulled out of fight. He saw some footage of Dana training and was surprised how good his boxing was. Not joking, Dana knows how to box pretty well. He used to be an amateur boxer in Boston and had a few fights.
>>157659914>but I can see him making it to a Bantamweight title shot.Fuck no, I can hardly seem him having much success against anyone in the top 5. He's destined to be the gritty experienced vet who gives youngin's a whippin'
>>157660059Mitchell at 145 is mid tier but its because hes small. At 135 hes actually pretty good. Dont be surprised later when he ends up in the top 5.
bryce is essentially just umar but gooder
Heeminder Joe rogan was supposed to fight wesley snipes and rogan took it super cereal training 24 hours a day for 6 months before snipes said huh? I was jk
>>157660155Bryce is prime americana. Random hick from the country side is a world class martial artist for some reason
>>157660245No, Joe spent 6 months loosening his asshole for the pornstar called 'Wesley Pipes'
BEASTpuria splitting justin in halfwith a BBC
ilia defeating justin with a smart gameplan, patience, and let's not forget proper nutrition and exercise !
>>157660651Ilias fucked his life story by betraying his aoife. Now he can only beat guys like paddy in a grudge match. Not doos like justin who have a strong goodcel storyline.Unless betraying the Mexican people by allying with trump reveals itself in his title defence that is.. Stay tuned
>>157660651>>157660651It was a shitty gameplan, everyone knows it. Rushing at Justin like a bull and trying to finish him quick is stupid. Any decent mma coach could have told him that. Topuria needs a real mma coach
i personally witnessed pete hegseth aim the havana syndrome microwave beam at ilia's head during the fight
>shaydullaev vs mckee is for both the rizin and PFL featherweight beltswho knew?kino though
ilia losing streak gonna be the subject of many youtube videos
>>1576611661 isnt a streak, bozo
ilia should fight paddy upon his return. only a decision loss warrants an immediate rematch
Lads we may have been too late. Looks like Cena beat us to the pussy.
Casual for a year here.Downloaded the entire collection of PRIDE events... I finally get it
>>157660847His gameplan would have worked if he didn't go to the ground after scoring the knockdown. Justin is doing a victory lap talking about how he had Ilia all figured out, meanwhile the only reason he didn't get finished is Ilia's poor fight IQ. O'Malley got a ref call off his fight from doing less to his opponent than Ilia did. Ilia made a tactical error that cost him the fight
>>157661556they call it Pride because they were all gay haha
>>157661556Pride had alot of good fights and that weird japanese zaniness gave it a nice charm. The original promoter of pride is still around. He now runs Rizin, which is the #2 mma organization of the world after UFC.
>>157661556take the larp to reddit m8
>>157661778>which is the #2 mma organization of the world after UFCthat would be ONE, followed by FPL
>>157661842ONE is a muay thai org
A bum like Schaub would’ve heemed the entirety of the Pride roster in a single night, btw.
>>157661556Nigga u not we
>>157661871nah
>>157661977this was 4 years ago
>>157662016I remember watching it live like it was yesterday, good times
>>157662181HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAseriously though poomar should retire, for mazza's sake
>>157661842ONE is Broke, they been surviving off cash infusions. PFL struggles to sell tickets and get views.Rizin is popular in japan and regularly sells out bug stadiums. They also do good ppv sales in Japan. They are seriously the #2 mma organization after UFC.
>>157662316Ill believe this as soon as Rizin starts giving out FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR bonuses, ok kid?
i will watch super rizin purely to look for anyone good enough for contender series so dana can rest
https://youtu.be/QTrdpp6VfC8Regina interview
>>157662390a true patriot
>>157661952Something just clicked, is Shwaub Jewish?
Does King Green really own jine houses or is this a son story to cover for blowing all his money on drugs, tattoos and hookers?
>>157662390on this card its basically shaydullaev and shunta nomura(if he beats souza convincingly)theres also that russian bird who's quite good but she's old as fuckrizin as a whole, they have a few decent guys, tony laramie is pretty legit and could do alright at flyweight(but lacks finishing threat), but on the whole their level of competition is fairly low and most of their fighters would get absolutely rinsed in the UFC
>>157662390We Appreciate You
redditor fags always crying about fighter pay and meanwhile Kevin Holland has 11 million and bobby green has 9 houses, a strip club, nice cars, buncha jewelry.If your a decent fighter you get paid good and the elites even better. Its only shitty fighters that are broke. Thats who reddit is rallying around, broke cans that suck. I wouldn't pay them good either if they suck. Its prize fighting.
>>157662696Dana is always right, simple as
>>157654069I honestly thought he was coming for the belt before JDS heemed him with a fucking hecking spinning kick.
>>157654340Nice switch into double right side attack
>>157658685>>157658838why didnt colbitch come out?
>>157654340>>157663241were all fighters cans back then wtf? he was practically begging to get knocked out
>>157662696Yeah but the organization rests on the shoulders of those bums. Cut all the bums then, see if the organization survives.
>>157661556Now tune into Rizin tonight
super gane
super gaythat's me guys
>>157663969Lol u just said ur gay bro
>>157663773How many bings? I'm tempted to stay up but I would have to do lines.
Ilia's walkout next fighthttps://youtu.be/qTA0RuZoIxM?si=KLsWuzl9hQUEZCaJ
RIZIN opening ceremony and hopefully the first couple fights will be on youtubeMain event only is being streamed on PFL youtube later
>>1576640722 bongs
>>157664015I'm gay
Rizin tides lift all ships
i would compete in the ufc at the highest level, but, sadly, i cannot figure out my ufc walkout song, which is required for every fight...
Dr Mike just exposed the truth about peptides
>>157664291Just walk to that song by Moby
I'd walk to the octagon backwards on my hands and knees but that's just me
>>157664291Your welcomehttps://youtu.be/-eS6aKSSQ_E?si=kydGgFsRvqW6S6D-
Lamborghini urusPussy nigga got a nigga furious
>>157664315uh oh...
>Make it another yan 5 round masterclass
mckee is getting brutalised isn't he
nevermind i found it, i will be walking out in my ufc debut to "grenade" by bruno mars!! because when i fight.. it's like a grenade goes off in the cage!
>>157664291heaven benchmark music
>>157653695Who actually watched RIZIN?
https://x.com/LTGetsPolitical/status/2097766161148461117
the ufc hasn't responded to my audition email but i'm sure they're busy! i'm just going to show up to the next card with my shorts and gloves!
>>157664526it's not on yet mate
1 bong RIZINchads
>>157664579Stfu bro, seriously
Cant escape the cageBut ill wake up early to catch the final bouts
https://youtu.be/TXUZwNRYJYo?si=yI4s79WFknZyDjby
>>157664413gay decisionator buck vs steppechad heemeryou tell me chief
>>157664614gonna cry?
>>157664673I hate you
>>157662181
https://youtu.be/z5LW07FTJbI?si=HCHXhvJdFCuica5e
>>157659748lol get fucked you mutt freak. Go the fuck back to Mexico.
It’s crazy to me that Mexicans just went>let’s ruin one of the greatest countries to ever exist because we can’t fix our own shithole
>>157664723MMA?
>>157664727Nah fuck that
Sheesh
me at 3 years old with my pants down waiting for my mom to come wipe my ass after shitting myself
>I won’t drain my ears I want people to know I’m a tough guy >looks like a retarded dumbo freak
it's called being an man and not giving a fuck what other people think
>>157664760pissy's CTE is really starting to kick inwtf is he doing
gonna go larp as tom aspinall and watch some gay porn lol
https://youtu.be/i3Jv9fNPjgk?si=tJHO4zDaK95j5U1s
Bo Nickal looked disgusting - ears protruding - in his blue shirt before the Republican convention. Very very disrespectful.
>>157664767some say that he's having pyfer's baby after their last fight
10 bings RIZINchads
>>157664770McGregor really went after the most mentally ill female rapper. Got to say his taste in women is eclectic. Probably sent that to a bunch of girls too lolllll
farted myself awake just in time
Dee Devlin fell in love with ‘ol Captain Mcgregor’s crooked corey
Crazy Zognald and the badim have to cart out cte riddled stoners to convince America to vote for the scam to continue
anybody got a link for Super RIZIN 5: Naniwa No Chou Fukkatsu Matsuri?I'm not home, and I don't have my usual websites...Would be great to watch that one live
>cte and weed is... le bad
Topuria vs Gaethje 2
>>157662696Exactly! Ari deserves more money, not the fighters!
Gane vs Pereira 2
won't find this round merseyside
In a way the worst thing the Left did was assassinate Kirk (pbuh) and try to shoot Trump. It really ramped up the Conservative Evangelical-Israelism into heights it’s maybe never even reached before.
RIZINchads we are LIVE
Sakakibara and Chatri should link up
>>157664827Had quite a vivid dream about her last night singing nude with a sheer dress on wat mean
optura
big kabosh bros ww@
>>157664833that you are hechro with his taste
good*streams aren't working neither is my brain
I feel like the Big Boss Hallelujah
>>157664830Got a link? I'm watching the opening ceremony on youtube, but i'd be surprised if they show more than a couple bouts to give us eurofags a taste...
>>157664852tots
https://youtu.be/qrxv0JNVtgY?si=uVla5NvgWcLUmU7i
sake sanko is cute
Hallelujah!
sugiyama coom
>>157664872Molly better hope that bimbo never catches a whiff of dick
Dirty lezzer slappers
>>157664872>molly heems a skirt off towienice very nice
>>157664852have you tried roxie streams?
>herzogNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157664856Thanks, but I guess I'm not used to this website, all I'm finding is guys streaming themselves watching it... On Sherdog too the usual RIZIN guys (who can't buy it legally due to location) struggle to find streams Imma keep trying, cheers o/
>ya-man no longer chasing after that hostess
https://roxiestreams.info/ppv-streams-1
We got Scouse cobson in the PooFC
>>157664897i just told you the name of it
poohfc couldn't even do this by accident
>>157664902he got a gf
>>157664913totanonpedo is just playing the youtube stream
not using totatranny's stream
>>157664930ok well in that event i have xyz set up
i hope rena doesnt get sheemed by that russian trannydyke
holy fucking BASED
RIZIN is so fucking kinoevery time
they got sawlmurai doos here b
What does rizin stand for
RENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIFE WIFE WIFE
i wish she would shit on me
>>157664889I did, it's indeed at least listed, but the streams don't work... oh well, I'll just watch the whole event tomorrow and avoid spoilers
if rena's on the youtube stream im just finna watch that and the mckee fight later
>>157664956
>>157664965>the word “rising”
HE HA HEY HE HEY HA
why is rizin cucking out to poofl and merging their top belt with them??
>>157664962it's not started yet you fewl watch the poohchewb with the rest of us
>>157664956Rape dana whiteIZIN
>>157664962the illegal streams don't start til 4amthen roxie, xyz and shit will workjust watch youtube til then you big pussy casualwhy do the french always quit so easily?
>>157664972because shaidullaev is a fucking demon and when he rapes aj mckee its going to further legitimize their promotion as a major player
blacks are so cringe
Rare RIZIN card that doesn't come after Danaslop so I got to have a full nights sleep before watching instead of an all nighter for once
damn shinya aoki looking rough as fuckdude's gonna get heem'd ain't he /heem/?:(
schaubkuru looking grim
>>157664977that is a wahrani
we're finna miss fights if the streams don't start for another 30 bings
can't stawlp tooting out my daner r white this morning
eternal reminder tenshit ducked the 5 roundy vs GODkeru and Takeru won the story of the feud after his retirement fight against Rodmeng
heeminder beynoah was born and raised in japan and speaks no english but the japs refuse to bill a nigga as from japan
i've got a rizin subscription(real ones only)is there an easy way to stream for my real /heem/ers without getting heemed by lawyers
can i get a link man im poor im dying im white.... help
>>157665000checked and true
>>157665003why would you risk such a thing on us
>>157665006BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING BASED AND A REAL ONE GO ON PERISCOPE
ENGLISH STREAM https://ntv.cx/channel/falcon/Fight-Network-CA
>>157665002hahahaha just imagine hahaha
>>157665012someone click this that isnt me UFC GOT SO SHIT WERE BEGGING 4 RIZIN LINKS AHAHAHAHHA
good morning gentlemen
this yasuke shuckin and jivin for his samurai masters
>>157665010yeah he is but what about the rest of this toilet
stream is about to cut off right before the fight starts lmao
>>157665003stream with obs on a kick account or something
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE OUT WE'RE OUT COLD
hahahahahaha
dana would never
>>157665022at this hour, most posters are pretty nice i think. the werido/chimos arent here.
ermm
Main event will be streamed on PFL youtube later btw
is there a stream that isnt shit
>>157665050i would settle for one that works
incredible job rizin shills the ufc is done for
RIP the brazilian anon that would stream it on twitch for us
beynoah is a shitter he's probably heemed already
>>157665006why would you say this you faggot
>>157665025kick streams get heemed quickly for stuff like thisjaps are litigious and have armies of insect lawyers
>>157665058listen pal if it was just you and me locked in a room together hehheh well let me just say it would not be a happy hannukah for you>>157665066irony, wasn't feeling creative, low hanging frewts, posting addiction idk b
finna miss my gf
REPORTING Totanon to the RELEVANT AUTHORITIES
zyx has it in 5m they claim
beynoah is a pussy
>>157664743Fuck happened to your head cunt?
https://youtube.com/shorts/Qk885PLVGWk?ZDmdnKCfI7zl58FK
>>157665083I'm gonna verbally abuse you again if they don't have it
RIZIN could stream free on youtube and it wouldnt affect sales at all but japs are bitches about this sort of thing
>>157665093that'll make two of us b
whta hppend to beynoer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk1asK7ElEE
coozeatina is a straight up dude
>>157665116you paid?
Had a vision of a cute Asian waitress applying cream to my lap in a restaurant as some sort of appetiser, the cream wasn’t frozen enough and didn’t solidify like it was supposed to. While she was applying it I was sniffing her hair. She apologised for the cream not being frozen enough and came back to redo it, she then also applied a cream love heart to my hand. Then I posed for a picture with her and kissed her cheek and she blushed and ran away.
>>157665100FUCK CUNT BITCH WHORE
killing myself if my rena losesthis shit look like a retirement video
>>157665120
its fucking over rizinbros
this is worse than the holocaust
Japan really fell off
Sakakibara got the streamer where Daner failed
>>157665134not much that isn't b
i miss brazilthey never post here anymore
i can't find a single stream, it's over...
>tfw just reading translated tweets from japanese xitter mengs to follow the event
Rizin more like Ricin hahaha
Old link still works. Check archive.
shaydullaev heemshiramoto heemsaoki snapeemsYA-MAN yeemsdont care about the rest
>>157665149
>>157665149check for what
>>157665147Haha oh man wtf aahhahah jeez louise
>>157665112
>>157665149>>157665149be less cryptic GAWLD
grounded knees are so fucking kinoin the poofc this would have been 5 minutes of wall pushing
>>157665156
Chama might not even get past Gaziev
>>157665172GIVE IT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNGeWC8j1egi shall keep my eyes on the thread and return when the time is right
wow Rena got ko'd nice
https://play.sooplive.com/afmma/297015179/embed#works if you set your vpn to korea
nice cant find a link and rena got flucked fuck
we couldn't save her.....
bong bro on xitter will be gutted
>>157665194How do we fix /sauna/?>>>/int/224602838
ITS UP https://psp-tv.org/r/totanon
>tfw the only stream is in gookspeak
>>157665201>the replies the apple does not fall far from the tree
maybe it is time to go back to sleep then
so dana really did caught the streamer
>>157665238Stay up champ I gotta see some work
>>157665238Heem
UP ON TOT
takagi is a real oneresisted the cold better than anyone i've seen
>>157665247>>157665249>>157665250
karamovs entire upper body is so blown out from forcing those cokesthis boy gassy
>>157665175Is that that gay anti-feminist guy?
>>157665263tbth i have never really understood what milo is
what is this rizin or squid game
japanese are so racist to koreans they don't consider their stream heemworthy
watching a youtuber watch along for my english commentary
Karamov is a bit shit
He must eyepoke harder this time to get the heem>tfw no big kabosh commentary
brazzas will not rest until they sniff the crotches of everyone in the world
>tune in>man from dubious caucasus region goes for a takesdown and starts humpingholy fuck man you just can't escape these faggots
Japanese crowds are way too polite
>>157665323and youre next
>>157665330Dubois mentioned
>>157665345did nothing wrong by quitting against Usyk
>>157665352>UsykYou mean Rico's son? bum
The worst thing to Conor was his businesses. He can’t go an hour without shilling his dumb energy drinks.
>>157665373>makes millions
Takeru is a fucking real oneWE will never forget him ridding the world of the rodtang meme
>tfw no asian twink mma fighter gf
>>157665373this seems psychotic
takeru looks like a girl and cheated against rodtang
fitted suit little gay earring in the intl recognized gay ear (left) GAY
why the giving mens flowers?is japan g-gay?
who died nigga damn
who died
>>157665395stop copying my posts bitch
>>157665390>>157665392where are you watching this, none of the streams seem to work
>>157665393>DEE GIT IN HYA DA NUMBAS SAYS OIM JESUS CHRIST DEEE>*whispers through tears* hush now my angels quickly let's hide you in the safe room daddy is getting sick again
>mammy>yes conor jr>what's a jezebel succubus whore of babylon>what da, where'd you hear that junior?>daddy says your a jezebel succubus whore of babylon when he talks to the man in the mirror>*sweats in WAG*>dee it's this or tesco's ya know it yerself yuh
>>157665400scroll up a bit b>>157665399sent you a dm in the committeecord
>*black skinhead plays in the background*
>>157665422Tried all these streams, if you're referring to the archive thing can't find anything in there.
>>157665428works
Junior come out of the safe house and let's play some steal a brain rot ye?
>>157665428>>157665202
>daddy mammy says you want to hurt us and that we're going to live with aunt siobhan for a while >oh she does does she
>>157665431you aren't the riddler you little bastard
>>157665449do i get an a for effort at least
LINK THAT WORKShttps://timst.cfd/watch/super-rizin-5
It’s up https://youtu.be/3rupyH8aMr4
>>157665460Thank you
i hate ufc commentary so much
>>157665460heem bless
how hard would it be for a billion dollar company to find two men who passionately care about fighting and have a high school level vocabulary
>>157665473schiavello is a bit of a goober but damn if his commentary isnt infinitely better than the ufc clowncar not paying attention to the fights, just going off on tangents about things totally unrelated to the matter at handi've been noticing a ton of dead air when there isnt constant action happening lately
>>157665485but how about those steel cups man
>>157665485need goldy back
>>157665485it's fine for a sports commentator to be a goober in fact most of the best usually are a bit of a dork it is charming in its own way, the ufc "talent" are all hyper competitive probably set on each other by hunter, don't even speak to each other just get their bits in it's more like wwe commentary and it is absolute dogshit i'm never memeing when i say it
That calf is done man
Post some funny shit
>between rounds>no din thomas>no paramount ads>just a comment on how his grip should be improvedseriously
Is that fucking duct tape on his feet
it's duck tape you idiot
>>157665516talmbout dugg tape, b?
>>157665519keep mine tugged away bappa
Justin Gaethje sometimes speaks to himself home alone to make sure his voice still works
>>157665504
>>157665527>sanko>angela hill >king green>kevin holland>schaub>olivi>suga sean
>no new Nightmeer bappa
no idea why no one isnt sharing link but its here lol https://timst.cfd/watch/super-rizin-5
>>157665555That's a job for the threadslave bappa, shan't be lowering my izzat
my hips are in dreadful shape after summer holy shit
It's up, get in>>157665574>>157665574>>157665574
