Bobby "The Hybrid" Green editionwww.bjpenn.com>>157653695
Rip Bobby greens baby momma
rizin is the only thing that can challenge the UFC, pfl x mvp is not even close.
>>157665592Another one bites the dust
what about turbo rizin?
>rizin card with no sloppy heemssakakibara has abandoned us
MVPfication of the sport slowly beginning
>>157665607What the hell man?
pussy jap, dumb brazilian is just standing in front of you wide open to be hit & after landing cleanly on him he just stands there for the rest of the round like he's MVP and does nothing.shamefur dispray
>>157665593Once Usman and Shaydullaev are in the UFC it’s done, no significant competition
>>157665574So you currently live in your car and your chick is dying and you thought that now is the perfect time to start a streaming career and enter a fight camp?
pretty rough having all these viewers with these boring fights. hiramoto and shinya probably going to get wrestle raped as well
>>157665677Yes.
man rizin has been dog shit so farWHERE ARE THE HEEMS?
>i payed for this decision cardI wanted to support them, but this is just boring. I dozed off during the ya man fight.
going through heem withdrawals right now
>figurehead steps into the ring and says the event has been shit so far Gotta respect the honesty
>>157665729and the usamerican does the usual bullshit flattery
>>157665729Kek. The next 3 fights better be epic or else this will be a massive flop for Japan.
>15 minute segment to announce Sergio Pettis vs some dude in Dubai? So you are Bellator now?
rizin, mpv x pfl and ONE are all combining and doing events together and STILL CAN'T catch up to dana white and the UFC LMAO
>>157665695>>157665773moar
i dont trust rizin president, he has criminal vibes
Dumbass commentator talking over Joji Goto as he cuts a promo in english.I hope Shinya Aoki wins.Too bad they didn't have any bigger guys to have some heavyweight freak fights tonight.I haven't seen any soccer kicks or grounded knees tonight either.Missing all the magic of Japanese MMA.Watch Aoki get soccer kick heem'd now.Ren Hiramoto should be violent though.
Fuck you nigga
>>157665797
J-Pop intermission
>>157665806i saw this kind of photo but with a horse before
If we all chipped in could we perform a hostile takeover of Zuffa?
>>157665854No eddie
>>157665807Get this faggot off my monitor
Jizzy built like Jamahawl now oh hell nawl
>>157665859Turn on your monitor
>>157665859Turn it on
>>157665878>>157665879Why would I do that?
totanon reminding me of the ol lisabong
https://youtu.be/nVUHHW1tJYA
>>157665905give him a like b
korea invaded japan and made them speak gookrunes b?
LINDA LINDA
Why don't they just match brazzas against brazzas and put them on their own cards
>>157665954ACA exists
>>157665954that would heem their meme records brazza
Do kazakh and kyrgyz count as brazzas?
Was the twerking promo really necessary?
>>157665975no
>>157665958Absolutely not. Schaubkat didn't get accepted into the brazzahood
In the red corner fighting out of arubakāki nyūmekishiko-shū by way of endikotto, nyūyōku-shū Jon Bonzu Jonzu
my stream just went private
This dude commentating with Schiavello sucks.He said Ren was out while dude was standing up, fighting.This goof needs to shut the fuck up and stop talking over Schiavello.
i need a link please.
tybtot
Isn't this shit supposed to be on YouTube?
>>157666005Tombros......... we should retire
Ren is chopping Dautbek down.ohh and he landed the headkick.fucking pussy grapplefucker.
>>157666008>>157666028here goofshttps://timst.cfd/watch/super-rizin-5
>>157666000totanon
Keep Islam, Shaydullaev and that Power midget that heemed Erceg and shoot the rest of those people into space
>I gave you 1000 marks
I think Ren won rounds 2&3. Dautbek did nothing with the takedowns other than avoid the fight.This commentator sucks donkey dick btw.
It's so over for Japanese MMA. This event really went bad for them.
heem robby
what>>157666074few will understand this
Based fuck that crotchsniffer
>>157666104His own fault for lay and praying in rounds 2 and 3 m, could’ve at least thrown GnP
why asian "men" so bad at fighting? this was literally a robbery aganist a superior WMAF wasian
>>157666114He’s not wasian just kazakh
I can't believe that Ryan Garcia is in the headlines of a UFC post
"Split decision is the right decision" Tf is this other dude talking about
>>157666128they are r1b and a product of white men fucking asian women.
>>157666144Mongol chads were fucking the russian women I’m afraid
I love these Rizin promos, different fucking planet over there
reddit tells me rizin has been shit so far
>>157666144im not convinced of this, there's just too much mingling by those people for thousands of years that it's a massive hodgepot of steppes people, indo aryans, and slavs fucking each other to create one whole race.
>>157665593rizin is a d-tier league with a couple of fighters who might not get dusted before they reach the top 15 in a ufc division
>>157666165my fist tells your chin to shut it
>>157666156Take notes Daner. I want to see footage of Usman and Gaethje doing a tandem bike ride for Usmans retirement fight video package
>>157666181your fist is too busy grabbing milk duds you fat tuck
>>157666181WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
>>157666193**slips your punch then teleports behind you**You are already dead.
Mikuru is chopped compared to his brother
Aoki looks like hes fighting off the demons like Tone
Yeah pretty boy is getting his arm detached
>>157666208tony is a pillowtap world champion
Aoki is getting kaboshed
kwaburu assakura
F8BALLY A HEEEEEEEEM
>>157666227SEE?SEE?SEE?
erb reffing
>>157666235ACK!
beast of a ref
Lmao what a fumble
Damn he really put a beatdown on that 85 year old man
Ref got his parlay ruined
REF SLEEPY
That's the 11th heem loss for Aoki. Chris Benoit tier cte
that ref was mario yamasakihe snuck in because no one could tell him apart from the real ref
Literally the EXACT same way he got heemed by Ben Askren kek, controller disconnected after taking one punch in the guard that he pulled himself
>armbar attempt from back control Well at least he tried to do the thing
i cant let you get close
The replay looks like Aoki threw the fight. He took all those punches and was never actually out. You could see him bracing himself the whole time but with his arms wide open to let Mikuru land.
>>157666289you might be retarded b he wasn't bracing he was heemed fucking stiff
Herb "Smoke The" Dean
THA NATURE BOYWOOOOOOOOOO*derobes meng*
AJ McKee been to the moon or something?
the pimp drums be killing the walkout
yeah what this song needs are loud hi hats poking through and some shitty riff
>IS HE A GOD?>OR>IS HE A BEAST?
why does mckee look so worn out during walkoutbags under his eyes worse than mine
This announcer gets on my tits. >but I do not care if she was doing the Pride stuff.
>>157666327put cucumber on them when having a moment of rest eye
holy AVRA
>>157666334why it's just harmless fun better than a drunk faggot like bruce dancing
>>157666323rizin pre-fight promos are the best shit
why do all the brazzas have some kind of stupid hat >>157666343gives me a headache
>>157666293Post the replay of his face when he was being heemed. Even the commentary said he didn't look like he was out. And even after all those punches he still was fully conscious. It was a pro wrestling fight fix. The robbery in the previous fight to set up the new years eve rematch with Asakura vs Hiramoto couldn't be denied. Otherwise Rizin would be dead.Reminds me of the Masato K-1 days. They needed him to win, so they would fix the score cards if they had to. Everyone knew, especially when open scoring was introduced in his match with Sato, the judges stalled on their decision for 2 minutes with the crowd booing before they announced it had to go another round despite Sato just getting a 10-8 round when the first 2 were a draw and a 10-9 masato.
>>157666343UFC production sucks but bruce is the GOAT announcer even in his current geriatric state
>khabib gimmickhope he gets heemed stiff
>>157666358>khabib gimmickyou dont know shithe's a real fuckin heemer who happens to be able to wrestle at an elite level
>>157666362coming back to this
>OUSEIKANJYYSII
McFag is getting smashed i fearrizinGODS will capture the PooFL belt
Do the brazza seethers even know that Shaydullaev is an exciting heemer and mckee is a boring lay and praying wrestler
How does anyone listen to the demetrious Johnson YouTube interviews. He's impossible to understand, it's like he's not speaking English
what part of Kyrgyzstan we from lads
the usa has the mickey mousiest anthem in the world let's be real even straya is better
If shaydullaev have slit eyes like orolbai, you would call him a mongol instead of a brazza
Judging by how bad Rizin is doing, I say they lose this fight and go KWAB.
>>157666376I lamentably have to agree
>>157666374i can mostly tolerate him when he's talking about fights but then he pulls out that obnoxious fake laugh and i have to immediately close the tab
SHAYDULLAEV WILL HEEM
>>157666383maybe in the post drumpf chaos something good will emerge b let's pray
>AJ "AJ" MCKEE
MANLET RAGE TIME
Does rizin ban head movement or something
kyrgyztan airlines
>>157666362>gets lit up on the feet>instantly resorts to crotchsniffingkhabib gimmick
>>157666401it's not part of samurai spirit b
Buck getting his bamhole inspected
>>157666206tanked
>>157666376Wait till you hear the Welsh anthem.
This ring is so fucking impractical
Blackbros trying to escape under the bottom rope lel
>>157666362>>157666372LMAO every time these fags fight someone good they go cuddle mode. We’ve seen it many times, Islam, Khamzat etc
This midget has only ever gone to the second round once before? What kind of bums are they feeding this brazza?
>>157666422sounds like waiting music for a bank or doctors
>>157666432He threw a ton of ground and pound you spastic
>>157666432looks like your buck boy is doing it now kek
Why isn't this fight 5 rounds?Mckee looked good on the feet.Shaidulloev slammed the fuck out of him though.5 rounds is needed here.
>>157666443he is gassed
Niggy got peached up on the feet then panic wrestled and b's in this thread talm bout some jock sniffing brazza kek
brazza let me sniff brazza
McBitch getting heemed
>>157666440>a group of doctors is called a bank
The gilly will work eventually. Keep on trying AJ
BUCK BROKEN
McSneed breathing out of his arse but the crotch sniffing coward is still too brazza to stay on the feet with him
its only a 3 roundy main event and still McSchaub couldn't have a big enough gas tank for it
>hang off the ropes for 5 seconds straightkwab
>>157666477Like I said brazzas are only exciting vs cans
where is the world class heemer all I see is a KHABITCH
>people already leaving the stadium in masses Do they have to get to work or something?
Shaidulloev could finish Mckee if he just stood up with him, Mckee is so gassed.But Shaidulloev is too pussy and just wants to crotchsniff.
AGay is a retard for trying to wrestle him instead of separating
>skank posting gimmick to try and get attention
BRAZZA SNIFF HIM BRAZZA
cowardly brazza panic sniffing as soon as he senses some spice is about to happen in this boring fight
This is the best guy PFL had to offer?
Why is a title fight only 3 rounds in this bush league
The man’s a machine!
>McSneed desperation crotch sniffing with 30 seconds to go while down 3 roundsNevah complain about brazzas again
this was weak
I can't watch the fight, travelling, how's it going?
Mckee genuinely only survived that long because of how long he spent with half his body outside the ropes
Never staying up for SLOPzin again
GODzin bros..... WE FUCKING TOOK CONTROL OF POOFL
Peefl sisters....
>>157666529It was a brazza fight. Kyrgyz confirmed brazzas.
>>157666505I only post during JMMA cards and I always skank avatar post. U mad?
Rizin proves its superiority once again
Wait >THISwas the main event??
>>157666554It’s just an attention seeking gimmick though int it. Pretty sad.
if we're being honest, that was not a great fight. Shaydullaev looks okay but he walks in straight lines with no head movement and seems to have no submission game. Just tries to GnP no matter how unsecure the position. I'm no longer sure he cracks the top 10 in the UFC FW, much less challenges for the title. A guy like Diego Lopes would fuck him up bad
>>157666559yeah it's no Natalia Silva vs Wang Cong
i feel cheated
>UHHHHH YEAH HE DIDNT FINISH A GUY WHO'S NEVER BEEN FINISHED IN 27 FIGHTS>YEAH HE'S TRASH FIGHT DOESNT MATTER NOW
why didn't they interview Shaidulloev?
>>157666569That happens when you put on 100 events a year, meanwhile this is the best Rizin can do with 4 a year
>>157666576take the daner dick out yo bussy playa
>>157666574cuz the card sucked and he didn't improve itkind of sad that the Japanese have become so mentally broken that they allowed 15 minutes of wrestlefucking with about 6 shots landed per round
didn't even see the opening sheem
>>157666568Diego lopes just let evloev GnP him while trying meme subs
>>157666568>Just tries to GnP no matter how unsecure the position.SOVL. Fuck position squatters
>>157666586I think Evloev would easily school both of these cats. His work rate is incredible. He got out of some nasty subs against Lopes too
>>157666573It was dull. Brazzas always reveal their true colours against good competition.
>catswhat is this a jazz bar
>rizin
>>157666566Most people don't even read text posts if they're just skimming through the thread. So I post to give back to my bros.
>>157666500soogs
>>157666569Would be funny if it turns out to be a banger like joanna vs weili
>>157666612did you miss the action broidi
>>157666608You're willingly engaging an extremely bitter bong neet whose soul is heavily damaged. Just ignore like the rest of us do
>>157666608Maybe stop friend simulating by trying to get other men’s cocks hard “mate”
I won't watch this crap. I'll wait for the Luke Thomas dissection
>>157666608thanks for getting my cock hard mate you're a good friend
How was rizin? Missed it because I have a live to live and a kid to haise.
>>157666650>friend simulatingDrink it up. It dulls the pain!
>>157666653it was actually a mediocre event except for the last 3 fights and the wmma
>>157666653mediocre card, too much crotchsniffinghiramoto/dautbek was bangin, aj mckee got completely bitched by shaddulaev
>>157666650
Justin Gaethje fought Ilia Topuria, but next time he will face El Matador.
>>157666686does this signify the /heem/ and /box/ friendship?
Other Kyrgyzstani Akbar Abdullaev (13-0, all finishes) is on the contender series next week BTW
>>157666709Chatri is so generous to let his business fail so Dana can scoop up guys like this
nigga called allahu akbar
>pls be my fwen :(Spamdaddy was right about y’all TWPiglets…
>>157666732Kill yourself faggot
>>157666740Lil Timmie mad he got no fwens besides /heem/? ;( Drink it up. It dulls the pain!
Muzdaddy sport.
Xadame is revved
>>157666759Factual post. TWP can’t compete.
Every time I come here during a big fight, some mentally ill retard is shitting up the thread. You guys really need to take a break from yourselves. It's just not a good existence
>>157666766Having a TWP isn’t a good existence I’m afraid It’s why y’all oink off to the xabattoir…
muzzies really are obsessed with black men's mengs kek
>>157666787Troonmala >OMG Ganedaddy your BBC is soo massive compared to my pathetic pigclitty haha You >Grrr Muzdaddies!! Lee Pigby moment!
He's talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation again....
Haha yeah mate for sure, anyway uh...?
>>157666759I STAND ALOOONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37Mfuck islam
>>157666709Does he look like a mongol like orolbai or a pseudo-brazza like shaydullaev?
Cheeks clapping he would've been tappin
almost 9/11 fight day
>>157666831In between
Who runs this sport?
>>157666859Din Thomas
>>157666859The GOAT is literally called Islam. Nuff said.
>>157666884I wasn't aware Jon Jones had changed his name?
the gayest of all time yeah he is called zuttslam
Dana White fights every day against the machinations of Ari Emmanuel from inside the machine. You should all be thanking Dana and including him in your prayers.
>>157666887Black daddies and muzdaddies really run shit here. Poor poor little piglets…
Shitnigguh
>>157666908
>>157666903Umar was running shit after the Song Yadong fight I'm afraid
>takes the MVPFLLATOR money >farms himself to 29-0>waits until some shitter like Murphy is champion >signs with the UFC>beats Khabibs record and retires at 30 because Mazza told him
who is the charlie kirk of mma
>>157666933poomar
>>157666927Then he goes on a 17-0 winning streak like Islam did after his fluke loss
>>157666938Still won't un shit his pants sadly
>>157666938kek why are muslims so fucking retarded
>>157666927Chinese century I fear. Why can’t pink piggies do that?
poomar's anus got a bit leaky after he got gaped by the dong sadly
>>157666930>finishes all of his fights in devastating fashion this is how I know he isnt from dog stan
Send them 2-3 years and forget
>>157666938Trvke.
People forget, Dustin Porier was down the first three rounds against ChillguyAKL
>>157666947TWPiglets outsourcing their hopes and dreams to their Chidaddies
khabib shit in the busumar shit in the cagelevels
poomar lost 2 of his last 4 he can't hang at the top i'm afraidhe should go to poofl where usman is hiding
Umar to rizin thoughbeit
>>157666966Ticktock little piggy
>TicktockOh shit, he's got a bomb everyone get down!!!
>>157667021Pink American piglets are finna squeal when Irandaddies unleash their hidden nuke arsenal
It is said Gaethje modeled his right hand after the Tsar Bomba
>>157667021>UK talking shit like they wont get hit with a draft too
>>157667037Yeah right when you finish building that pipe bomb lol
>>157665593Rizin is actually financially stable and makes good money with ticket sales, merch and ppvs. They seriously are the #2 mma organization behind UFC. PFL is actually #3 and they are struggling with getting views and selling tickets. UFC and Rizin are in a different league. I really think that Rizin should expand to all of Asia and create a super asia league. UFC is weak in asia, so its open for the taking. One fc had some traction for a while but they almost went out of business so they are being conservative these days.UFC should just focus on America, Latin America and Europe. Leave Asia to Rizin
>>157667047Burndaddy says piggies only. Superior Pakdaddies get to stay home with the oink sows.
Gaethje and Paddy should start a web show where they smoke until they get paranoid
>>157667056lmao, we know you guys are massive cowards. You guys will flee back to whatever shithole you came from when ww3 breaks out in europe. The catch is you'll lose the protection of your host governments and the enlisted men WILL kill you
>>157665677Bobby has 9 houses, a strip club and I think he owns a gym too. The niggas got plenty of options to sleep at. He's choosing to be a vagabond samurai to understand Lord Buddhas path.
Nothing says Buddhist like owning a strip club
>>157667063Good piggy accepted its fate to die for Jdaddies. Aridaddy will open the abattoir soon and end your suffering.
>>157667075we're going to hunt you down bro
Are you really from Pakistan?
anyone who's posting in heem has a right to claim retardation to get out of a draftchegg my post history officer its a beast
>we're going to hunt you down bro
>>157667086frontline infantry
khabib spoke to me in urdu in a dream last night and told me I can never marry a dagestani woman
It doesn't seem to like being hunted down.
>mfw going muzzie hunting when boots drop into europedont worry lads the new crusade is upon us
jon do you think i'm just gonna sit here and let you hunt me down jon?
>>157667021This would actually work, a bunch would enlist just to get rid of their student loans.
>>157667134Hell yeah now thats a good fucking heem he just dropped dead like he got hit by bullet right to the dome yee-haa
>>157667146they seem to be chinny, i dont think dagis and chechs can take shots like messicans or samoans can
This is the future of MMAhttps://x.com/CEOinterview/status/2097882985764913340
332 ain't no markey event cancel that shit
>>157667134Fuck yeah, another dead russian. That's a win in my book. Maybe next time you should watch who you're messing with, this world ain't big enough for both of us.
https://youtu.be/JmSnR1vXhWk
>>157667167I dont care for the pseudoscientific ethnology or whatever I just like a darn good heem hell yeah
>>157667178Don't be hatin Dana and the boys did they best
Hookers a retard who's never even heard of parnasse let alone studied his tape
>>157667202
332 is lowkey stacked besides the weird main event, a real treat for the hardcores
Were the raisins good?
>>157667169Alexa Grasso must navigate the significant athletic and range advantages that the French contender possesses.Drawing from tactical evaluations of elite mixed martial arts strategy, Grasso's path to victory relies heavily on disrupting rhythm and managing the pocket rather than attempting to match Fiorot's output at a distance.Extend Exchanges and Go First and Third: In previous high-level bouts where Grasso struggled—such as her fight against Natalia Silva—she faced opponents who possessed superior quickness and dictated the terms from a longer range, neutralizing her boxing edge.To prevent Fiorot from establishing the same dynamic, Grasso cannot afford to engage in single-strike skirmishes. Instead, she must extend the exchanges by stepping forward with a sharp jab or a short combination, immediately slipping or blocking Fiorot's single-strike return fire, and firing back right away.By initiating and closing the exchanges, Grasso can tilt the numbers game in her favor and mitigate Fiorot's speed advantage.Leverage Pocket Boxing and Defensive Discipline: While Fiorot relies heavily on her karate-based 1-2-3 combinations and side kicks to control range, Grasso excels at building tighter combinations and maintaining defensive discipline inside the pocket. Keeping her guard tight while stepping inside allows Grasso to bypass the long-range weapons of "The Beast" and force close-quarter trades where her technical boxing combinations shine.Capitalize on Submission Threats: Beyond her striking, Grasso carries a multifaceted finishing threat that includes technical submission capabilities, having previously demonstrated an impressive knack for capitalizing on opponent transitions to attack the neck. If Fiorot presses forward aggressively or if Grasso can successfully force grappling scrambles, utilizing her grappling will be a crucial wrinkle to offset Fiorot's formidable takedown defense and striking momentum.Not bad desu
Topuria wins his next fight. Aspinal wins his next fight. Islam gets starched out cold by Carlos Prates next fight.
>>157667169Zuck will become champ thanks to his ai cameras
>>157667169No, mma has to many variables to ever be effectively analyzed by an AI system. They have the same issue with chess. Yes a computer can play and beat people in chess but it cant fully analyze all the move-sets because of the endless options. MMA has a similar variability, it's actually a complex sport at the highest levels. Boxing to a lesser extent as well.TLDR: What they call AI is just composite software and not true A.I (Artificial Intelligence) which is what we will need for robots to do our work.
>>157667212Aw yeah thats a good one fell just like a sack of potatoes
>>157667270Computers are unbeatable at chess, even by the highest ranked players in the world. Not sure how you got this so wrong but I just wanted to let you know.
>>157667169Another thing to note with all this A.I talk is that they are trying to force it on to everything. Omg this A.I can analyze mma training, woah this A.I can drive and do this and that. They are trying to make it seem like it has a wide application base to various industries, hobbies, sports, etc to further inflate its value on the stock mart's to get further investment because A.I research is stupid expensive. To make a long story short, A.I is still a meme and a bubble thats bound to burst. Dont buy tech stocks
>>157667295Poor reading comprehension. Thats not the point of contention. Yes many know that computers can beat people at chess. Thats not what I was focusing on. The real issue is that A.I is limited in its analysis of chess. Which is what we want the A.I tech for. The tech is failing at its job but yes it can beat us at chess games.
>>157667322That's not true either btw
>>157667295Move(drag) my knight(balls) to e5(your forehead). Nerd.
>>157667336no real counter. ok then. Please learn to read better.
>>157667360Well you're wrong and you sound stupid
>>157667376Oh look now its insults. Surely thats a better counter. Did A.I write that for you?
>>157667376OOOOOHHHH
We need to look into exactly who Ciryl Gane is, and where he comes from
>>157667376Bodied
>Oh now it's insults?
Lunch time, September 10. Rizin am forgotten
>2 sleeps from one of the best cards this year>0 hypeHow come?
Fuck you rizin
Do you think schaub got any pussy after stating he had a big dick multiple times during the gringo papi?
>>157667453UFC has become to streamlined and soulless it feels like it's just two cabbies fighting in a warehouse now
If Dana loves boxing so much, why doesn’t he just marry it?
beaner fight weekget your beans ready
>>157667499Human beans
>>157667498For real.
>>157667510Cheesy beans
Dana is bigger than Sinatra ever was in Vegas
The Brenda Schaub Saga>Be Schaub>Have multi millionaire rich daddy>Gets you whatever you want growing up>Fail at NFL>Lose at TUF finale to severely obese man>UFC still gives you a chance>You have mid tier career, never even get close to a title fight>Start a podcast with a failed comedian that has a rich dad too, get fox podcast deal>Use Rogan strategically to build fanbase for podcast>Start making money>Become a comedian>Buy expensive house in L.A>Rogan leaves>Leave fox podcast deal>Podcast starts tanking>Co host gets caught in sex scandals>Times are tuff B>Chase after Rogan in texas>Podcast does not rebound>Comedy career ends in failure>Sell LA house at a loss>Regret moving to Texas since it sucks and not comparable to California. >Sell your expensive Austin house at a loss and downsize to more affordable house>Rogan barely pays attention to you anymore, fight companions are rare now, you rarely get to be on JRE>hard to get free publicity now>start car show on free tubi app, it fails>Times are tuff B>Create several meme brands to make ends meet. Your multi millionaire dad is probably funding it. Your co hosts multi millionaire dad is probably paying for it too. >Brands fail>Keep pretending to be a successful texas elite until you figure out your next grift.
>Is King Green just totally car-diac arrested financially, or does he genuinely love the front seat that much?lol. Fuck it. I'm outsourcing my posts to AI from now on
>>157667397>>157667434>>157667445same fag
Schaub living rent free in this dudes head
>>157667478He leaked his dick a while ago. Hes not big.
>>157667566>>157667573ladies and gentlemen give it up for this proud gay couple
>>157667591I saw those pictures, schaub got a hammer b
>>157667582Lol nice try RETARD
>>157667566is this what you think about before going to bed b?
>>157667573thats what the dumbasses on here do to sound smart. Its easy to tell. If the writing/logic is too linear then its A.I
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/Q4cQ97e_wqg
>>157667617For mma historical purposes, it needed to be documented. So that future generations could know of the Brenda Schaub Saga
ai users will be sodomized in hell for eternity
>>157667605If you are trying to insult me, you should know that being gay isn't an insult, and your immaturity is showing.
>>157667631Yeah you're a fucking loser bud
>>157667631Thank you for dedicating your life to exposing Schaub online.
Schaub 's new TV show is really good actually
>>157667640Sheesh is shaub has a gr3 rs that is literally the most Chad car you can own
>>157667639no im being serious youre very brave not everyone can handle taking dozens of pozzed loads your ability to overcome your natural survival instincts is impressive
I used to take pozzed loads all the time but then I got older and realized there was more to life than taking pozzed loads.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a pozzed load to the ass
Ain't no rn living out off a Tesla
Schaub's Tubi show was good
https://youtu.be/OxP5utoy50g
9 fights into my UFC career and I'm living out my car again
>>157667510cute beans uwu
>>157667885Who's the thot with the down syndrome face?
>>157667895>acting like you wouldn't lil nigga you aint foolin no one
>>157667906What's up with her face?
>>157667885>>157667906i have bigger tits than her
>>157667924We know.
>>157667913every time
>>157667938Nice selfie bro
>>157667499Perfect time for Bean and Cheese burritosOn fight night might do some mexican food>Carnitas tacos with cilantro and onions>Carne Asada fries>Tequila>Margarita mix>Acapulco Gold marijuana>topo chico agua de mineralLooking forward to fights, solid card aside from the weak main event.
Anybody else see the new Ciryl Gane lecture on the inherent contradictions in our democracy?
>>157666938Islam was like 23. Umar's 30. It's overPlus Khabib isn't as good of a coach as his father
>>157668009When's the last time somebody told you that you were really funny?
>>157667984Im gonna make carne asada nachos and buy Mexican beer
im the man to impregnate rena kubota
Queen Green is not from the hood. Hoodjitsiu don't work
>>157665574How can you own 9 houses and be homeless?You gotta be straight retarded.
>>157668099Letting his homies stay in his houses.
Are we ever truly at home?
>>157668099How can Clozapig have several lucrative businesses, girlfriends and spend 16 hours a day on 4chan?
>>157668106homies before hoes
>>157668065Nice, Asada Nachos and beer are always a good combo. The Mexican beers I usually drink are: Pacifico, Dos Equis and Modelo. Coronas alrite too.
>>157668121He's that good.
He better change his name to Land Lord Green before he go broke u feel me?
>>157667885>>157667906piggy porkers will never know what its like to hold a girl down by her hips and fuck her from the bottom while you stare at her abs
>>157668009kek
Hearn had big aura until daner pulled up and revealed there's levels in this game
>top ten Wp4p fight isnt even the comainwife beater dana at it again
lil umar:reads books, gets heemed gane:never read a book, never been heemed much to learn from this
Major News Announcement:Jake Paul and Logan Paul are launching a new, totally original tv show thats not Ultimate Fighter. Since Hulu and ESPN are giving them a tv deal its pretty much confirmed that MVP/PFL promotions will be on ESPN. I wonder why Netflix dropped them?
>>157668252I bet their sending the vans out to Dagestan already to find brazzas for the show.
>>157668261it would make for an interesting dynaminc rbh
Scott Coker is announcing his new mma promotion on Monday. He has 60 million in financial backing, so its well funded. It will be interesting to see what Coker can do. MVP/PFL is well funded too but they have shitty leadership and so their probably just burning money to try to grow, similar to One FC. I can see Cokers promotion doing better than MVP/PFL. He has more experience and actually knows how to build talent.
>>157667186stealing my snärts are ya... well ill allow it as long as snärtaren becomes worldwide mister SNÄRTWIDE
>>157668425>Espn is now confirmed for MVP/PFL. >Amazon has One fc>Paramount has UFCSo Only Netflix or Peacock are available next year for Cokers promotion to get a tv deal with.
>>157668443>amazon >paramount >netflix >peacockthese arent even tv you fucking donkey
We are setting the over/under on clozzapig's living parents at .5You going over or under .5 parents alive clozzy? I'm going to have to take the under.
>>157668184Who are you trying fool. No girl is touching that nasty jeet micro dick. Heem yourself
>>157668572trying to convince yourself to jump you scared bitch?
>>157668577Scared of what? Your shit fingers? I'd make you my bitch, if we were in prison id have you calling me papi
>>157668607and then you turn off your playstation
The jeet comment got him
EFC 137 on DAZN right now. I'm pirating through iptv. Blonde guy Jason Mackay looked like south African gooby, very powerful, easy knockout. Fun promo in the middle of the week.
>>157668489>they are called tv streamers yes they are tv dum dum
>>157668252>Logan, the fighter that got send over from RIZIN seemed like the consensus No 1 pick. Why did you decide to not pick him?
>>157668631I would fucking daddy you
>>157668623Id turn off your brain playa
Heeminder peptides are experimental drugs that have barely been studied
paulo costa is so fuarking sexy full homo
>>157668425He lucked into a great Cali talent pool with Strikeforce and turned Bellator into a shitshow. He knows business but I don't think he is that great MMA mind
>>157668815Most designer steroids, peptides, and various other gear are not well studied. They don't even have animal studies either. They make them in asian laboratories for cheap cost and limited liabilities. So all the athletes and body builders are just buying untested roids with unknown side effects. They're literally volunteering to be in the peptides study and paying moneu for it too lol. Who knows what side effects they will have in a few years. Most roid and gear are dangerous. Theirs no such thing as a free biological lunch. Every thing costs a price.
>>157668660Come to Pensacola buddy let's run that fade
>>157668441Man shut the fuck up
>>157668856Bellator was already a sinking ship when Coker got there and he had limited funding. He cant work miracles. Its not surprising it failed. PFL just picked up the scraps but they're no better. Nakisas the only person there thats knows mma business but hes limited to finance side of it. Hes not a real promoter. MVP/PFL is With Strikeforce Coker had optimal conditions, funding and talent. Thats why Strikeforce was so good and got acquired by UFC. Coker did not want to sell and was forced by other shareholders who saw a big return. With this new promotion Coker has good funding and a chance to build a strong promotion. Everyone was laughing at Nobuyuki when he started Rizin but I knew it would succeed because of his experience being a promoter with Pride.Good fight promoters matter and they are a rare breed. Its hard to find them,most mma bosses fucken suck and are just normal execs they get from business world. Bjorn Rebney who crashes bellator is a good example of this. PFL/MVP will probably fail because of their bad leadership too. TLDR: Scott Coker is legit, Nobuyuki Sakahibara is legit. The rest suck ass and are going to ruin their promotions.
>>157668964hehe... i shant >:)
Lmao Sean Strickland was actually right about Justin
Almost there bros
>>157669007Sean's a broke bitch.
>>157668989>limited funding They signed Fedor, Chael and so on while he was there The blame for that Bellator Era was mostly on Viacom but as figurehead you probably have to take some sort of responsibility too.But hey..scouting college athletes is something other promotions still don't do and Coker kinda started that. And he will probably start an atomweight division which might provide some cute chicks
>>157669083Coker probably had to beg for those signings. They had him on short leash at Bellator. Viacom was broke back then so they were really stingy with funding. Bellator was on tight budget.The difference this time is Coker has 60 million to play with and thats before a tv deal is in place which gets his promotion more money. Wouldn't surprise me if Coker ends up in Netflix or Peacock. They both want more live sports content.
Grasso has passed 50 UFC drug tests.
I like how Weili felt pretty for the first time in her life and immediately gave up fighting.
>>157669133MengFC got a DAZN deal. So it seems like getting a broadcast deal is rather easy nowadays.
New Scott Coker interview:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9IwCVuky-EQSomething interesting to note is that Coker seems to be financially backed by some NBA guys and Boxing guys. Hes well funded for sure.
>>157669195MMA is getting crowded again like how it was a few years ago. Everyones done rebounding from covid business crashes. Yeah theirs alot of demand for live sports content. So alot of fight promotions are seeing a golden opportunity.
>Gamebred FC - Russia takes place on Saturday, September 12 at the Traktor Ice Arena in Chelyabinsk, RussiaCan he do anything without appearing incredibly shady?
>>157669187Friendly reminder that Colby-kun complimented Weili's beauty and she responded by calling him handsome boi. MMA romances are so cute uwu
>>157669039>ppvfuck off
>>157669265Mengs daddy was a cuban gangster in miami and was in jail for long time. So yea he grew up in the miami hoods too. So hes probably affiliated with all the shady type people.
>>157668815peptides are amino acid chains, your body naturally produces them
BEASTpuria BBC smacking Garths ahegao face
>>157669338your body naturally produces steroids tooand that can cause very serious side effects such as: Heart damage including heart attacks, rage issues, organ damage, shortening of life and a bunch of other stuff. Those artificial peptides made in a unregulated chinese lab thats owned by gangsters... is probably not healthy for you. Those peptides are likely cross contaminated with other gear to. They usually add steroids to mixes.. I mean it accidentally happens and these contaminates just so happen to have roids and testosterone which gives better results. Yall lazy niggas just need to train hard, and diet instead of relying on gear.
>>157669153i guess they don't test for my semen !
>>157669460cross contamination is the main issue. Data about health effects are low, but the FDA has a tendency to err on the side of caution
>>157669446
Gordon Ryan be like I am open about having to use steroids and other performance enhancing drugs to become a BJJ champ. They are great, nothing wrong with them. They help with training and yea for sure brazilian jujitsu is all about technique and not being a juiced up gorilla that has to brute force subs.Then a few years later Gordon mysteriously develops severe digestive/intestinal issues Doesn't know were it came from. Hmm an elite athlete, thats still young gets a severe disease. Surely it has nothing to do with all the roids and performance enhancing drugs he took. Nah couldn't be that.
cheddar brats and kraut for din din
i train with gordon ryan all the time (ragdoll him usually) and he's a totally clean athlete as far as i can tell
>>157669481Cross contamination is common for any supplement bought overseas, especially asia which makes most of the gear. They mix it in on purpose to give better results. The peptides on their own could have serious side effects but the safer profile worsens even further when you factor in that its likely cross contaminated. Dont take gear, its not worth it. It always make people injury prone too. Your muscles arent supposed to develop that fast. Then next thing you know you develop some weird health issue that become permanent.
humble BEASTpuria? whole different animal. he easily finishes this sequence.
only epo for me
>>157669611Epo can give you heart attacks, strokes and who knows what else. Gear causes chain reactions that vary person to person. So its hard to pinpoint side effects.Dillasnakes injuries came from gear. He was probably on a designer steroid or testosterone plus EPO. Gear always imbalances muscle builds and undermines connective tissues, tendons, other parts. Which makes it easier to get injured. Never feel bad for dillasnake, he did it to himself.
how come Islam feels like a new gen fighter even though he's like 35, only 3 years younger than Khabib, and has been in the UFC for a decadeIs it cause he's the natural continuation of Khabib so he's perceived as the gen after him? Is it cause he moved up?
>>157669673thanks computer I'll change my ways
>>157666568He's a great athlete with a meme record because he crushed cans in Japan, Arnold Allen would easily win a 29-28 decision.
>>157669589i agree, but once you've reached your late 30s and early 40s you should consider taking supplements to help stay fit and healthy
>>157669704uuh maybe for you, but Islam is part of the old guard now. the next gen of fighters are in their early 20s
>>157669713Supplements and Gear are very different things. Supplements are exactly that, something that is supplemental. Usually they are safe. Gear is different, its performance enhancing. It boosts you, usually excessively but it always comes at a price. Your body eventually asks for the rent later.
>>157669761I think there is a balance where if you add anything into your body it upsets that balance and your body produces undesired sideffects to counter the shift Gear does this more than an excess of vitamins
*injects myself with ciryl gane urine*more enhancement for me
Silva is pretty mucha lock right?
>>157669805Natalia Silva? Yeah
>>157669761you'll need to get on gear when you get older if you want to keep your muscle mass and mobility
you'll need to get on hormones when you get older if you want to keep your hair line and fuckability
>>157669844damn dawg, sounds like you need to get on the gear ASAP
>>157669816This is disputed. Some doctors do not like TRT or any other gear for older patients. Your bodies naturally supposed to slow down. To force it to try to stay young with gear is risky. The body gets weak with older age no matter what you do. Only some doctors approve of drugs to maintain muscles, athleticism. Those are the ones Rogan listens to lol. So he can pretend hes still a young man.If you want a car example to further explain. Think of an older car. Its from the 70's, nice body, classic look. Let me give it a paint job(plastic surgery) and a new engine(muscles) Now its almost like a new car right? Sure the car will look nice and be faster but the reality is the entire frame(bones) and various other parts (organs) are old. You really think that car can keep up with its new mods? Maybe for a while sure... but eventually something on that car will break. That old 70's car was better off with just a paint job and a few part replacements. The body is same way.
>>157669805The mexican guy is a last minute replacement. Think it was a few weeks notice and he probably wasnt training that hard. So it favors Silva whos been in camp for a while.
Rogan and dana look horrible with their swollen organ distended abdomens and high blood pressure pink glow. TRT doses should be kept as low as possible
it may be true that joe rogan looks like a stomach but consider the strength of his spinning back kick
>>157669960Rogans retarded shaped head is because of HGH and gear. Go look at his old pics, he looked totally different. It probably accelerated his hair loss too. Dana I think only did TRT but it probably sped up his balding too.
rogan looks like a hippopotamus
Regina interviewhttps://youtu.be/rE7Hhb8lo6Y
>>157669897Youre not wrong, it does depend on the individual. Most should focus on healthy habits like diet and physical routine. You cant beat father time
>>157666568 Featherweight and Lightweight are the toughest divisions in UFC. That goof isn't cracking the top 10. If you spam takedowns all day it's easy to see them coming and stuff them. Or they can crack you like they Song did to Umar. Wrestlers aint shit anymore in the UFC. Its new era where you have to be good at everything.
when joe rogan, the largest fetus in the world, tells you a fighter's hand is broken, you shut the fuck up and listen
tom aspinall is evil
>>157670045Before it used to be. I am old now, I need to humbly retire, and act my age. My time is gone, its their turn now. Nowadays guys like Rogan be like: Let me take gear, Let me do Keto, let me get a hair transplant, let me laser my skin, let me get botox. Gotta keep living like a young man. Its all ego and representative of the folly of a modern man. Surprised these goofs aren't searching for the location of the fountain of youth. Father time always wins. We are limited beings.
circle of life
SADAY NITE WE GON FIND OUT NEEGY
>>157670105keto is for young men?
>>157670129why you asking noncey
Bunch of Rogan historians ITT hold this L bozos
>>157670106>2 squares>1 rectangle ?
rogan looks like a sick potato
>>157670166Haha nice aint nobody got time for the histories of Joseph Rogan Jr
What time do the messican heemers get on?I wanna talk ball
rogan looks like a walking hernia with sleeve tatts
Joe Rogan looks like a goddamn communinst amirite haha no? Thats not what were doin? Aight
>>157670221Brogans a typical old man republican. Get off his lawn.
rogan looks like a shaved mastiff
>>157670166I knew about Rogan since fear factor days. I started listening to his podcast early on, like episode 30. It used to be way better. Now I just pick and choose episodes and fast forward alot. Its all fake talk now, promoting shit and too political.
>>157667885Saved>>157667924We could compare tits and then dicks
rogan looks like when you squeeze your tafas and the bag swells up
>>157670105A lot people fear aging. Its has a lot to do with our culture and its obession with being youthful. Ill just grow old and be happy. Im going to drive around in those cruzin coolers ranting about random shit drinking a beer
>>157668184>fatsos will never fuck in the most comfortable position for themWhat did you think we were doing?
>>157670205Right here Vato, wassup foo?
>>157670229Right right I guess
>>157670263i am miklo velka
joe rogan looks like jean silva boiled to death
rogan looks nothing like miklo velka
>>157670271¡Orale! This Vato's down with La Onda.
>>157670263Who you got for picks?
someone tell that guy I don't reply to posts from that flag
>>157670263Gimme that chon chon
>>157670242https://youtu.be/k4Xx0k_TVY0?si=FueCkwlEpRE36nEt
>>157670291orale vato ese viva la raza
>>157670314Dood name is colgate
>>157670319delet this immediately
>>157670312- Delgado (Silvas the smarter pick but have to support Mexicans)-Morales (Brandons looking old these days)-Rahiki (Tommy is too reckless and Rahiki is really talented)Alexa (Supporting the mexican but also think she has the skills to win it)Waldo (I am not confident in this one, I could see Blaydes can heeming him too)Martinez (Supporting the Mexican but also think he has the skills. Iges starting to slow down)
excellent anti-picks brother
>>157670477>>157670477>>157670477
>>157670242Always thought Gane was handsome. Then I saw his wife and was really disappointed. Was expecting a better looking women to be married to him. Hopefully he leaves her, Gane deserves a hotter woman.
>>157670481You good?
>>157670481having an ugly wife is quintessentially french
>>157670480stop posting tim elliot he sucks
>>157670493fuck you
