Pats vs Seahawks tonight
>>157655886anime
Don't let this slurper of a game make you forget that my quarterback is going to RAPE this lackluster Chiefs squad on Monday night.
I seriously thought JJ McCarthy aka NINE wasnt so bad last season Why is he QB3
>neither the Patriots or the Seahawks played their starters in the preseason>act surprised when starters get hurt got to get those reps
>I'm glad i have a real QB throwing to me instead of jalen h-ACK
Shitting on niggers heads
>>157660862Because he's shockingly bad, and you are retarded.
>>157660892They'd just get hurt in the pressing then They need to quit giving them so long off over the summer
who the FUCK is paying $244 minimum to see the raiders play the fins?
>>157660935Preseason play preps starters better because it's still physical but not as physical as regular season play. Going from training camp to regular season is like going from 0 to 100 immediately and being surprised that players end up getting hurt. Also removing the fourth preseason game was a bad idea too. It makes week 1 games way more sloppy.
>>157661007there is literally no correlation between how many snaps a player takes in preseason and injury in the regular season
Hurts presser: Jalen Hurts said he’s “excited” in this system under Sean Mannion wants He mentioned “building chemistry” with Mannion
>>157661054you know that fucker has a huge grin on his face right now watching this game
>>157660933Idk man that game against the bears is still in my head Also go fuck yourself queer
>>157661007>PreseasonWho cares about preseason you fucking retard? This dudes are on football teams that practice and play each other any day they want. If there's a problem then start with practice
>>157661103why
>>157661136>thinks i'm retarded>while thinking you replicate anything close to regular season play in practice
>>157660823whats his name again
Jadarian Price is really nice tho
THATS HOW A WHITE MAN CATCHES A FOOTBALL
>>157661201They do joint practice with other teams but even when not'You realize the defense hates the offense right? Just tell them you're letting them go balls out, no restrictions This is not hardThink like a football coach instead of a total retard
>>157661289That still doesn't replicate the regular season. Practices are regulated, you're not playing a full game. You're just doing reps. Retards like you thinking the preseason doesn't matter is exactly why the season is such a shitshow during the first four weeks. No one is prepared, they can't be because they're doing less and less preparation each season.
Refs are making a statement. This is their year
why yes justin fields will have a superb owl ring in february
>>157661358Brother you the dumbest dude on the planet or you're being paid by someone to pimp the NFL preseason games. Either way you are the dumbest waste of life on the planet so shut the fuck up
>>157660986
>>157661449>didn't refute anything said, resorted to ad hominem I accept your concession
cowboys vs niners at el azteca would be fire tho
Punching queefies in the head then farting in their mouths mmhmmmm it's just good business
>>157661485Everything you said got refuted. Kicks your ass across the street
>>157661535No it didn't. You just shat your pants like a little bitch baby. Now leave bitch baby, the men are talking.
>>157661564You done crying? Now get the fuck out and get back to whatever dumb shit you do
kek they're seething about football on /mlb/ againthey're so resentful of living in our shadow
I haven't got wasted since St Patrick's Day but this Opening Night Game is really making me crave getting blasted
Lmao even
Fake Gaye is pure, unwashed ass.
Rather amazing how dogshit Drake Maye is at football.
If you don't think this is a good game, then you have poor taste
I told you Seattle's D would keep them in this
>>157661650pussy
>>157661734I don't think this is a good game and I have exceptional taste.
JSN is that dude!!
>>157661773How dare you
>be Fake Gaye>underthrow receivers>throw picks>all you do effectually is scramble This nigga is white Lamar Jackson.
If Patriots just kept running the ball they're up 17-3
>Drake Maye is being outplayed by Drew Lock.
Drake Maye is good as long as he isn't playing against a competent defense
This game rules out both Drake Maye and Sam Darnold for MVP.
>The Aaron Rodgers strikes againSo Seahawks walk it off in OT?
When did you realize that Kickstand was the best song on Superunknown?
Not watching the game cos im at work but didn't the pootriots just pay Christian Gonzalez 35 Milly per year? How is he being raped by JSN??
Punt 5 playsPunt 5 playsPunt 4 playsPunt 5 playsEnd of Half at Own 25 - 6 playersPunt 4 playsFG 7 playsTD 5 plays
waitin all night
>>157661944He wasn't covering JSN on that TD. Doesn't really make things any better though.
>>157661944They overpaid for an above average at best corner out of pressure from the media who cited "muh team chemistry would be crushed" if they let him go.
Most exciting play of the game so far
>>157661987Not the first time the Patriots would have trouble staying faithful to a person
drake just CAIN'T win with these cats!
>>157662012Funny enough that's likely the reason they even paid him. Kraft is a big enough jew to tell him to fuck off but they got enough bad PR with Vrabel as it is.
>>157662010Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a fucking dogshit pootriots secondary mmhmmmm no chance in hell for the playoffs with a real schedule this season methinks heh oh it's true, it's DAMN true
PICKED AGAIN
Drake Maye is a terrible quarterback
>Raped Gaye getting outplayed by Drew LockPeople unironically used to think this guy was good btw.
Fake Gaye lol
>Romeo Doubs>Fake GayeLMAOOOOOOOOOO PATRIOTS ARE PATHETIC
put him in
APOLOGIZE TO THIS BALD FAGGOT RIGHT NOW
Doubs is a bitchAlways has been since GB
Maye taking off every other play was not a good sign for his future and the chickens are coming home to roost. He'll get the usual excuses>bad offensive line>bad offensive coordinator >bad receivers but the bottom line is that this is his third year in the NFL and his second in the same offense and he still has no clue what he's looking at out there.
Neither of these semen slurping teams looked like contenders tonight.
>>157662219v-vrabel is not the same dude after the scandal!it ain't all on drake!
>>157662219He doesn't know how to play against tough defenses but shits all over bad defenses. That means he'll never be a truly great QB.
Friendly reminder Mina "shit for brains" Kimes voted Drake "the schedule" Maye as NFL MVP keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a dumb fraud bitch x2
>>157662215An instant classic for the Maye folder
So how fucked are the 49er's already?
Mets and Marlins have still outscored these 2 shit teams so far
>>157662310Not as fucked as the Seahawks and Patriots.
Do you guys like my halftime pizza?
>>157662332like that's something to be proud of retard
>Gaytriots fans actually thought they were back
It's the 4th quarter. Maye has 127 passing yards. Maye is a bust.
>INB4 Maye slings his 3rd pick of the night
Maye in a panic
>>157662391it sucked the first time you posted it and it sucks even more the second time
Bryce Young looks better than Drake Maye
SO MUCH HOLDing
I'd go for it here
What if Drake Maye leads a game winning drive?
I'll always love Mack Hollins, the madman
>>157662469Fuck you, Ill fuck you up you little cunt.
>>157662497>had to lead a game winning drive against a team with Drew Lock as a qb
>>157662505No way you could fuck me up worse than you fucked up that pizza.
I really really fucking hate collinsworthless
>>157662391I'd eat some
I'd go for it here. You'd have to use all your timeouts and get a stop or the game is over anyways.
>>157662560...dkck
>>157662391Why do people put ham on pizza? Give me mushroom instead of cold flappy animal fat
>>157662593Yeah no shit.
>>157662609Okay, now I'm not going for it, Mr. Attitude.
>>157662602cuz salty meats are good on pizza. Didnt have mushrooms just used whatever I had.
>inflamed pancreas
>>157662497>still got bodied by a Seahawks secondary missing starters >still played worse than Drew Lock
He's gonna cry like a faggot at his press conference again, isn't he?
This is now the 5th straight game that Drake Maye has played terribly in
>>157662634Prosciutto is better but okay
>4th and 9Kick it and burn the TOs, too risky here
>>157662634well have better ingredients around next time instead of shitty ones. thanaks
Personally, I want OT.
>>157662668Especially when your quarterback is Drake Maye.
MACK HOLLINS OUT ON DEFENSESTANFORD BAND NOWHERE IN SIGHTUH OH IT'S PICKED OFFUH OH
>>157662680I want gaye to throw another pick.
>>157662691Yeah, was my logic there.They got it anyways though, so it worked out for them.
battle of the frauds
>>157662716Refs would have bailed them out anyways.
>>157662710this
Let Maye play out his rookie deal, see if you get super bowl win with a stacked team this season or the next, and let someone else overpaye Maye in FA.
>>157662699YO NO FUCKING WAY THIS HAPPENED
HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YESSSSS
>DRAKE GAYLMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Maye is fucking retarded lol what the fuckAbsolutely no awareness of the game situation
Fake Gaye ends the game and Mike Vrabel's career.
>Losing to a backup QB when you have a near guaranteed chance for OTLmao wow. Drake Maye stocks at all time lows now.
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
BUT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PONDER PASSING?
Grass ain't always greener ARTHUR JUAN
>>157662710KEKEKEKEK HE DID IT
>>157662710I love you
kek drake gaye shits the bed againwhat an int
>>157662710Based Prophet
THIRD PICK OF THE NIGHT FOR FAKE and GAYE
>cucked into shilling for the hated east coast>lose anywayKEK CALIPACOSKEK KEK KEK
Why the FUCK would he throw that ball?
Niggas were telling me that Drake was gonna go demon mode?
Had no idea Mike Tomlin was this based
>RAPED GAYERAPED GAYE>RAPED GAYERAPED GAYE>RAPED GAYERAPED GAYE>RAPED GAYERAPED GAYEThis guy fucking sucks ass keeeeeeeek
maye, nix and mccarthy are all of the same caliber. the first two were just a lil better
I don't even know how you spin this as anything other than a disaster.
seahawks go 14-3 with 2 losses to the ramspats go 7-10
>losing to backup drew lockholy kek
APOLOGIZE TO SAM MONSON RIGHT NOW
el oh el
>fake “the bust” gaye
Hat trick for Maye
>>157662710Ask am you shall receive
>>157655886>vikings are paying N9NE less than 10M a year>packturds are paying Jordyn Manlover $55M/yrkwapackturd
>>15766296849ers fan here, I picked the Patriots to lose and was pleased to see the Seahawks look like shit.
>Pass is...>INTERCEPTED, AT THE GOAL LINE.
Did Maye not congratulate Lock? He just walked off the field? What a KWAB.
What's his name again?
Look at this dood
DRAKE "NIN9" MAYE
I am happy to see Jobe flourishing
maye'll still be more than fine overall, but the seahawks completely own his ass until further notice
>>157663051>Did Maye not congratulate Lock?For what?
>>157663058someone check on homie
>worst owl this century>make the rematch the opener>it was horriblefuck you goodell, and the pats suck >>157663058you can tell they pander to him and let him talk nonsense about the pats that absolutely no one believes.
WEBMBROS WE'RE FEASTING
Is Drake Maye a black quarterback in spirit?
why didn't he go to AJ?
Earnestly cannot understand that decision making. It clearly wasn't even the designed route. He just fucked it and chucked it when they had a timeout and field goal position to go into OT.
Don't worry patsniggers, only 3 more brutal humiliations until you get to beat up on scrubs again!
>>157663040>Off his back foot
>>157663071First time watching football?
>>157663077now post horse cock lock
>>157663082I don't even think they reported what his injury was, or I didn't hear it. Just he was getting Xrays
MY QB would never throw a pick in that situation.
>>157663069He'll be fine as long as he doesn't have to play against a defense.
>>157663067you better hope darnold is ok, you're not winning shit with that offense not everyone will be as shit as the patriots
Looks like Buffalo will have a free path to the playoffs (and lose against in the divisional/conference final)
>>157663040thank you fren. fucking saved immediately
I don't think this gay guy is going to be the next Brady
why in the fuck would you pass on a 3rd and 5
Seahawks don’t need Darnold but paying him over $35 mill this year. they can get out next without too much pain.
What a fucking SLURPER bro. The Pats played like dogshit, needed refs for all their points
>>157663058https://x.com/kevinwildes/status/2097889963178127576
>>157663079>>157663097>>157663125He throws such a terrible ball. Wobbly ducks all over.
>>157663052FAKE & GAYE
>>157663125YEET
3 overall pick BTW.
Hey so Maye is still better than Caleb? R-right?
That certainly was a game of football
>>157663046also a Niners fan. I wanted the Pats to lose because Vrabel cheated on his wife.
Dun goof’d No other way to describe
Xhe Cawks booty busted those FRAUDULENT Fake Gays. Disgusting to see on live tv.
Drake L. Maye
>>157663093He headed back to the showers to be on his knees for when the Seahawks defense comes in. Lock wasn't a factor tonight.
>>157663073It ended great though, reffies were complete fags and made me root for the shithawks.
>>157663081
To be a fly at a New England dive bar right now...
>white QB crumbles like a cracker when it matters mostCracker ass bitch Bryce Young better
somebody explain tonight's game to me in nba terms
Drake Maye received 23 first place votes for MVP last year
Don't worry bros, my Ravens will bring real quality football to our televisions come Sunday
>>157663125its even worse when 3 was wife open
>>157663160while I agree cringe kino is still kino, that was a predictably shit game.
>Yeah man. I’m an offensive guru genius or something. Ignore my track history.
>>157663084Hindsight and all that, but why the fuck are they even throwing the ball in that situation? A low risk run up the gut either gets the yards or you kick and extra point tier FG and go into OTMcDumbass shouldn't be coaching at a professional level in any capacity. And that's the bottom line
>>157652131>Why didn't the Commanders just take Maye? Still a puzzling and, frankly, baffling decision 2 years later.Now you know
>>157663174>wife openVrabel freudian slip?
>>1576630403 walking off pissed as fuck because he was wide open
>>157663169lediddy got swept again
You can only post ITT of your team is undefeated, not so fast cheatriots.
>>157663140>3rd pick>throws 3 picksPottery.
>>157663118>barely beat fake gay by 3 ptsthey absolutely need him, not every team is as bad as Vrabel's.
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OH NO NO NOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA >the desolate broken hovel of bombston I CAN'T BREATHE MY FUCKING SIDESSS>Drake Maye should've won MVP o algo!!KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>Easy Schedule Drake:>178 yd 1 td 3 int
A Drew Allar tier decision
>>157663069no he won't dude. in his third year playing fuck it chuck it football. he can't read the defense and relies too heavily on his legs.
>>157663169Imagine if Wembanyama air balled a game winning shot against the Knicks on opening night.
You now remember AJ Brown.
So if Darnold's benis is broken, will Lock start? Or will the seahawks make a trade?
Is Herbert MVP voter vindicated yet? He's the reason Stafford won over Maye
Mack Hollins led all former Eagles receivers in this game with 4 catches for 51 yards.
>Seahawks lost QB 5 snaps into the season>were down multiple defensive starters>Patriots somehow still LOST
>>157663168When it comes to fast decision making under pressure, you simply cannot rely on white quarterbacks
>>157663207They will trade for Cousins or N9NE.
>>157663168Based bryce young truther. This the breakout year king
>>157663207probably make a move for Aiden O’Connell from my raidstinkies
>>157663192It's not like Darnold was doing anything this game, Lock was in control.
>>157663082AJ was out for the game with an ankle injury.
okay guys. i've been workshopping this. you ready?i've spent all day and night on this. lots of edits. i think it was for the best because it's possible the result is flawless.are you ready?here we go....Fake "Oy Vey" Gay
I enjoyed that game.
>>157663169De'Aaron Fox taking that stupid fucking layup instead of holding the ball
>>157663207You niggas want Mariota?
Mina Kimes should prostrate herself on national TV tomorrow and suck Dan O's dick for how hard she tried to ridicule him for picking Stafford over this fraud last season.
>>157663040>3rd down>throws in coverage off his foot anywayswelcome back 2023 mac jones
>>157663174double coverage in front and fake gaye's pocket collapsed instantly, by the time he got open enough maye was about to get sacked
I feel bad for my nigga bobble head...I wanted him to have a good a debut but he choked
>>157663169It was literally the d‘Aaron Fox retard no reason missed layup that allowed the Knicks to win
>>157663207>seahawks make a tradeAndy Dalton is for sale
>>157663230
Is it weird for a guy like me who lives in alabama to want to move to new england? I would do anything to have the opportunity to live in mass, maine, NH, or vermont Would I fit in up there at all?
>AJ Brown was a malcontent on a Super Bowl championHe's going to pull a Javon Belcher when the pats are 0-4, isn't he?
>>157663207Who are they trading for? Nine?
>>157663205who?
ERROR 404: Bitchknees not found
>Fake and Gaye
>>157663256No one knows bro
Sam Darnold probably won't be out too long. They can def win some games with Drew Lock game managing.
>drew didnt do the backpack celebration
Scriptbros this makes perfect sense. Corporations and humans in general are sick of the Iran war. The team called the patriots must be humiliated.
Is Penis Jr unironically the best QB from the '24 draft class?
another sea-pats broship classic.
>ayo we finna get that ball muhfucka
>>157663256What's your net worth?>Would I fit in up there at all?No
>>157663256Plenty of hicks in those states
>>157663256This movie will answer your question
>>157663191>3rd year in the NFL
>>157663271JSGOD saving my seahawks
>>157663260not if he gets his yards, he was most mad when the eagles were winning but he didn't get the ball
>oh, hey AJ*sips*>tough game huh?*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>anyway good luck with your stats o algoJalen Hurts bros we are vindicated
I don't see how this seahawks team is going to beat the niners
>>157663289About tree fitty
>>157663284Jayden Daniels if he wasn't made of toothpicks
AJ Brown got me 4.04 pts in fantasy, Seattles defense got my opponent like 30
>terrible noodle arm under-throw bailed out by a flagWhen does AJ Brown start whining?
>>157663226backyard ball maye got out played by Drew Lock
I think we can definitively say that Maye has no clutch gene. The Patriots were in control of that game until he started throwing picks
Drake maye is legitimately awful manremember they were trying to sell this guy as an mvp candidate last year
>YFW Drake Maye isn't your team's QB
>>157663284It's Caleb and only a moron can't see that. It's been obvious for a year
>>157663226>, Lock was in control.He bumbled them out of 4 pts at least
>>157663306>if
>>157663293JSN and Kupp went fucking dummy, it was honestly insane
This sport low key kinda suck. Dont know what Taylor Swift saw in it
>>157663217But Jayden is Japanese.
that was a gayleb tier throw kek
>>157663309>>157663298Hurts hits AJ in stride. This is why sports media is absurd. They rank Maye higher than Hurts because he had one year with a babby schedule then played horribly in the playoffs ffs.
Thank the good Lord my team didn't draft Maye. What a disaster that would've been
>>157663289Net worth is around $75,000. I’m 28 years old
>>157663300Don't speak too soon. We might not have a team by week 3.
>>157663331That game was terrible tbf
Ya real talk, 16/22 187yds 1td 0int only one sack is not that bad though versus Super Bowl runner up. Also sick of this zoomer arcade game not good unless it’s 49 to 42 crap. That comeback was electric and everyone was cheering their heads off, was worth slogging through for that ending.
>>157663284It's Spencer Rattler
They have to trade for Nine. That's the Pats only hope to salvage the season.
Mendoza isn’t Drake Maye, and for that I am happy.
>>157663323
>>157662277I’d still fuck her though.
>>157663307>drafting AJ Brown
>>157663052Will Levis with better PR
>>157663333Honorary aryan bro
>>157663331eyes off joao
>>157663309Underthrown balls shouldnt be PI, also roughing/unecessary roughness shouldn't be a penalty unless the player is knocked unconscious or get a bone broken.
Pats should unironically sign josh johnson
IMAGINE playing a white QB hahahahaha
Man, I'm starving. I'm going to grab some food, you guys want anything?
>>157663347That wasn't a defensive battle, there were holes all over the place and points begging to be scored on both sides but neither team had a quarterback that could capitalize.
>>157663319Maye is actually dumb. He treats alcohol like it's heroin.
>>157663319no the pats run game was regularly getting dirted in the backfield a lot like Maye
>>157663331That was just like a futbol game except at least it had a winner.
if he wanted to win why didnt drake throw the football to his own team more instead of the other team
If Darnold didn't get his bussy broken on the first drive, Seahawks wouldn't have nearly let that game slip away.
LEAVE DRAKE MAYE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
>white qbs
>Patriots have a worse record than the jets and dolphinsHAHAHAH
>>157663347Credit where it's due, Lock played as well as he needed to. Wins matter much more than big stats, especially as the backup QB.
>>157663323>11 touchdowns, no turnovers on his way to a Super Bowl win I'd rather have young Fleeco as my quarterback than Maye
>>157663309he's already drafting his trade request
eeeehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
drake showing white qbs can be trash too
>>157663373It’s technically worse than heroin
>>157663040what would you call this throwing technique?
I did not foresee the Patriots joining the Tank Bowl to get Arch Manning but man that was an all time chokejob from a team that just went to the Super Bowl Why is it so hard to draft a good QB?
>>157663381He was trying to throw it to his own team, but he's quite awful at football.
>>157663342Instead they drafted a walking twig
>>157663370Sweet spicy chili Doritos please, the purple bag
>>157663347>muh defensive battleno it was an overrated QB shitting his pants and a backup QB playing like a backup QB just doing enough to squeak a win.
Doesn't count, TreVeyon Henderson was out
I don’t think Drake Maye is as bad as you guys make him out to be.
bo and maye are not ready for todays football. stop with the glazing them on
>>157663385White QBs have infinitely more wins than nonwhite QBs this season
Future Chiefs legend Mike Tomlin! Yup! Mmmmmhmmmmm ‘fraid so!
>>157663377Why did the Pats run game force Maye to throw a pick in the endzone while down 3 within the 20?
Say his name
>>157663400He thinks he's Him but he's got a noodle arm
>>157663396I've seen enough, Lock>Maye
>>157663415I was honestly shocked how good and articulate tomlin was in the pregame dudes a natural
>>157663400Bro is throwing like Brett Favre even though he's playing like Brett Rypien.
Thoughts on Jadarian Price? I liker what I saw tonight. He's gonna be a good player.
>caleb - horrible accuracy. also gay>daniels - made of glass>maye - incapable of playing against a non bottom 5 defense>penix - no legs>JJ - horrible accuracy, made of glass, and incapable of playing against a non bottom 5 defenseShit is Bo really going to be the best QB of his class?
Seahawks country, one last ride
>>157663412Agreed, he's way worse. I don't think anyone in this genny fully comprehends how shamefully terrible that little queer is.
>>157663247calm down, Drake, we have irl footage
>>157663429looked good and that's a decent defense he played.
>>157663410Treyveon Henderson has 0 vision whatsoever. It's honestly better that he was out.
>>157663427shit fart averaged like 20 interceptions a season
>>157663384lol
Did we just see the Hail Moron pt 2?>can play for overtime>Nah fuck itAlso Vrabel looked like a massive retard tonight, is it going to come out that Russini was feeding him insider info from her peers to give him an insider edge? I believe that more than I believe the Titans were actually a good team for a few years.
>>157663400it's his patented >this gaye shit worked against college teams starting uber drivers technique
I missed the post game banter when my team didn't play/lose
>>157663421Jaxon Smith Nigga Jigaboo
Why is this site dead but then all you guys are still here? Not complaining, it makes me happy to see an active thread
>>157663271THAT NGUBU CAN NGUBU MY WIFE ANY TIME!
Drew Lock is the current passing yards leader
>>157663404MY walking twig has never thrown 3 picks in a game including a game losing pick
>>157663400the "fuck it, someone has to be open"Brett Favre use to do it constantly. Except he didn't have a noodle arm.
>>157663426> I was honestly shocked how articulate tomlin wasJust what the fuck did you mean by this?
>>157663429the theory i read was he was worth a 1st overall pick was cause he was 2nd string and still had great numbers, but less carries meaning he has fresher legs than love. until love plays the book is out but he still looked good.
>>157663450because you have shit taste and dont know where the good spots are
>>157663343alabama is perfect for the likes of your kind lmao
Gather 'round, autistic fagsFor a story of riches turned to ragsOur hero Drake was getting carriedBut in the Owl, his career was buried.For in that game he soon found outHe was a fraud, and began to pout.As his bussy tore like moist towelettesHe cried "That worked against the Jets!"But the Jets weren't there, nor were the Phins.And though he totaled 14 wins,It's clear as day for all to seeThat Drake Maye was a schedule babby.The game was shit, an absolute slurperAnd Maye played worse than Bustin HerbertYet when the 4th quarter came around,Drake found himself just 2 scores down.His time had come to prove us wrongAnd Drake was finally going long.He took the snap, he threw it high,It got picked off, and then Drake cried.He weeped and sobbed and cried all nightWhile Seahawks reveled in delightHis salty tears pooled 'round his feetWhile Darnold paraded down the street.His shameful tantrum carried onAll through the night and unto dawnIn truth, what bothered Drake the mostWas the fact that he was seeing ghosts.
>>157663431Bo doesn't count because he's a super duper senior ala Chris Weinke
>>157663433Would actually be kino
>>157663440But he had a rocket for an arm, let me tell ya
>almost midnight on a WednesdayI should quit my job so I can shitpost here more
>>157663462he was way better at it than like eric mangina on first things first for instance
>>1576633705 (FIVE)FIVE DOLLARFIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG5 (FIVE)
>>157663431no bo is as bad as the rest of them this is another mid draft where 1 or 2 of them go onto be journeyman qbs
Nice to see that Maye already has a backup career plan sorted out
I'm excited to see more of Fernando Mandoza's aunt
>>157663480Kino
When do ratings come out?
>>157663443the Titans are an AFCS team. every team in that division is a fucking fraud. the Titans only looked good because they had 6 guaranteed wins a year from the weakest division in football.
>>157663370Gimmie a sub with extra Maye-yonnaise and a bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos
Reminder the first 4 weeks are basically preseason games
>>157663473Very true, and craftfully contrapulated
>>157663495necc
>tfw don't have to give the QB a huge contract because he sucks
>>157663298>>157663339the "better QB" AJ went to catch passes for in a single game just threw half of the total INTs his last QB threw the entire last season
>>157663466same
Pats are the worst team in the league.
>>157663495Id lick her box
>>157663431>blo dixI'd take Rattler over him
>>157663507Maye also threw him a shit ass underthrown ball in that flea flicker that probably caused his life to flash before his eyes as he realized the massive mistake he had made
>>157663514Objectively correct
fat retard vindicated
>>157663480Why can't zoomers throw like this
every time mangini is on tv i feel bad for him because he sounds intimidated by being on television and soft spoken but then i remember hes been doing this for like 15 years seriously why is he so timid
>>157663473Nice
Respect my demon or else.
>>157663443
>white qb vs white qb>one is extra shit and throws 3 picks>still only loses by 3 against the other white qbtypical
God this is so much fun, I missed football so much bros
>>157663526Modern offensive coaches are control freaks who don't even want you changing the play at the LOS
>>157663431Always was
>>157663431Nah, he sucks too. What a bad qb draft that people were glazing way too fucking early.
Curse of Coom is eternalNo refunds yehudim
If not for Brown's fake ass PI bait Maye would have 0 TDs this game
Apex kwabs how do you lose to drew lock lmao
>>157663426You never watched his pressers? Dude has a silver tongue, it's what kept him his job for so long. They'd ask him, "why is your team always mediocre and do you actually expect to win any games that matter?" then he'd start spouting some bullshit, talk in circles, say something quotable and not even address the question then the media would say, "see, I told you Mike had the situation under control, expect big things from the Steelers eventually maybe." He's a quick witted dude, he knows what to say in most situations.
>>157663523>>157663531my nigger
Shecocks not calling timeout down on the goal line nearly cost them their banner night
I laughed so hard at that pick.
>>157663551Grim.
>Seattle wonHoly shit I turned that garbage off in the first quarter lmao how did the pats lose that shit hahah
>>157663429More Shaun Alexander than Marshawn Lynch. Still has a long way to go, but there have been worse rookie starts.
>>157663526microplastics
>>157663084If you look at Maye's whole career he has this bizarre habit of "throwing away" balls inbound. Like he'll be under pressure and just chuck the ball just inside the sidelines.
Pretty much the worst possible outcome for the Patriots right?Looks like regression down the board, and losing to drew fucking locke in 2026 is crazy. Billsies are 100% raping that division
It’s been what 5 games now? Maybe Maye isn’t that good
Just saying: the queefs lost week 1 to the Lions and won the super bowl. Tough loss, but it’s a long season. We’re on to Pittsburgh.
>>157663548put some respect on that defense faget
>>157663412Yea hes fucking trash lmao
>>157663542>hip fracture ruled out for SamBeen a hell of an evening.
>defense still ELITE>Myers back on track>Lock stands firmSeahawks still got that shine.
Ok, what the FUCK was that play call on the last play? Why have the tackles cut block but not have any receivers running quick routes? What is the design? The timing made no sense.
>>157663480Favre is remembered for a dick pick and a welfare scam and it tends to color the perception of his career. He won a Super Bowl and multiple MVPs off that arm. He was a better QB than many give him credit for.
>>157663523Who is this
>>157663563Maye Favre'd it in the end zone on the last play. It was worse than the his turnover in the super bowl that nwosu ran back.
>>157663552ive only ever seen the snippets but yeah hes good as fuck a shame hell be coaching next season hed be excellent as a color commentator
>>157663571stop trying to be Belichick you're not him.
>Nixfags, Danielsfags, and Calebfags after tonight
>>157663563Drake Maye had an embarrassing meltdown, and threw 3 picks in the 4th quarter.
>>157663574A defense missing 3 starters and an offense missing the starting rb. Shameful display from the patriots
>>157663571No AJ Brown for you for at least a month by the way
>>157662374I prefer her earlier work.
>>157663551>Patriots draft Arch Manningit would come full circle considering their history with Peyton and Eli.
Mvp runner up fake gaye just got outgunned by THE drew lock in an epic 13-10 shootoutKwabotw early favorite
drake "gay drake" maye
>>157663500AI was made for this
>>157663520over under on games before the self help book comes out?
>>157663552>>157663588You people are retarded
>>157663600Can't beat 'em? Draft their nephew.
>>157663571Bro thinks he has Mayhomes kek
>>157663565I keep forgetting that he won an MVP
Maye unironically looked worse than Drew Lock out there tonight. Possibly the most overhyped and coddled QB of all time just because the Pats desperately want another Brady
>>157663580The play call was good, and they had a man wide open for an easy game winner. The issue is that Raped Gaye threw up a duck directly into the hands of a defensive back, because he sucks ass.
>>157663500Even his mayo game is off the mark
Drake Maye can NOT pass deep downfield without turning the ball over. He cannot do it. He was great at the deep ball in the first half of last year when he was playing shit defenses, but once he started facing serious defenses, his deep ball vanishedMaye is also the definition of unclutch
>>157663581>never threw for 4500+ yards >never threw for 40 touchdowns >6 seasons with 20+ interceptions hes the most overrated QB of all time literally just jamies winston with a green light
Patriots missed Boutte really badly tonight
>>157663592meanwhile ninefags:
Alright so we all know who the best defense is in the NFC
Drew "Super Bowl LXI MVP" Lock
>>157663571You mean the refs carried them to and won the super bowl, I don't think we will see refball like what the chiefs got for years like that ever again.
>>157663615THANK GOD fake gaye isn’t my quarterback
>>157663342Better than Daniels
Fake Gaye got outdueled by Drew Lock fucking LMAOBoston is a buttslut for Seattle now
>>157663626>packturd seethin' about the QB3kek. $55M/yr btw.
>>157663627just wait for cock turdy to throw three picks of his own tomorrow
Talk about the Patriots throwing away a game. Literally.
>>157663625They should've cut Doubs and kept Boutte. Nigga did nothing but drop balls.
>>157663632I know, right?
>>157663585current Bears GM
Can they ever recover?
mendozie woulda wonned that game
>>157663594>Drake Maye had an embarrassing meltdownThat's just his game. He looks like an MVP when the team's ahead and he can throw all over the place. When he's behind and facing pressure he manifests interceptions and sacks like magic. I'm a Pats fan but I've never seen a "Drake Maye" game where you could say he carried the team. Tom Brady's stats weren't great earlier in his career but there was plenty of great play towards the end of games.
The patriots should sign Ryback as quarterback
>>157663642Why did they get rid of Boutte? Everytime I watched the Patriots, he was good.
>>157663648hopefully not for long, nigger cant evaluate defensive talent for shit
>>157663615caleb is next
He’s was calm and elusive in the pocket and picked his spots early on and late but it’s just those stupid decisions and essentially throwing the game away at the end. He’s definitely not Tom Brady
>>157662497Hell freezes over.
>>157663656nta but i imagine they were thinking too many cooks in the WR/TE room between brown doubs and hunter henry
If Maye frauded his way to an MVP would he be the worst player to ever win one?
>3 INTsI know the Seahawks have a good defense but come the fuck on, those throws were abysmally bad decisions
>>157663642they traded and paid a lot of money for DUMBS. Ever wonder why he was a WR5 on a packturd team filled with WR4s?
>>157663642Do they not watch tape? Even I know Doubs has concrete for hands and I barely watched the Packers last year. >>157663656it actually seems like they wanted to replace him with a receiver that can't catch.
>>157663585Barrack Obama
>trade boutte because he's maye's trusted wr (DBs guards him the most in the yoffs) since being drafted making him an uncomfortable passer to new receivers.>also cheapens his extension contractwhat is kraft's game plan.
remember when kike gaybel said boutte wouldnt be starting if he was still with the pats, kekkers.
Fake Gaye hasn't played a good game since 2025
>>157663656because they thought their receiving room was better than it actually was.
will Sam Darnold get a statue at Seattle?
>>157663656They got Romeo Doubs and AJ Brown and Boutte was like "I want a trade I'm not going to get any plays"
>>157663660On IR for monkey pox.
>>157663581>Favre is remembered for a dick pickOnly queers and women remember that.Hi fag.
>>157663656>we got AJ Brown now we can use some draft picks for 2027
gaytriotrannieszz
Just a reminder in visual format what the 2025 Patriots schedule was.
And Josh McDaniels is definitely overrated
>>157663670> what is kraft's game planrape children spy on americans for Israel sleep repeat
>>157663670to rape illegal aliens and be a jew.
>Drake Maye finished with a +0.12 epa/play after throwing the game away multiple timesadvanced statniggers explain yourselves immediately
>>157663675oh shit, he died?
>>157663666To be fair you can't easily tell how shit a guy actually is with Love throwing to him.
Like bro scheme something up
>>157663684kek
>>157663654>He looks like an MVP when the team's aheadKeeeeeeek he played like dogshit all night, and they were leading until 6 minutes left. Little faggot threw 2 interceptions in the 4th quarter while leading, then a game losing interception while they were behind. Face it, the guy gets raped every time he isn't playing a JV defense.
>>157663684my raidies whipped their asses with Geno fucking smith btw
>Maye literally didn't play a single preseason game and this is only his 3rd year in the NFL>promptly looks like backup QB material against Drew fucking Locklmao what the fuck are you doing Vrabel
>>157663664Mark Mosely was worse. Not just because he's a kicker but he literally only made the pro-bowl twice in his career kek. If I was dan fouts I would have gone apeshit
>>157663691>muh screens and short passes
>>157663412He's worse. This is going to be his first year as a full starter without a historically easy schedule. I guarantee it's gonna be ugly by the halfway mark.
need that diana russinussy
>>157663624oh and >Super Bowl XXXI champion (2TDs, no INTS. the opposing Patriots QB had 4 INTs by the way) >3x MVP >6x All Pro>2x passing titles >4x passing TD leader
>trade your best receiver >your supposed #1 receiver gets hurt immediatelyFootball gods punishing the patsies for the cakewalk schedule they had last year. You love to see it.
>>157663675probably cutting his ass next week to make cap room for that god tier D
>maye threw 33 passes>3 ints AHHHHHHH IM MASONINGGGGGGGGG
>>157663694Hey! He is a Future HOFer, bro!
>>157663702>lmao what the fuck are you doing Vrabeltoo busy cheating with some other ugly ESPN writer. I wonder who
>>157663707eli got more rangs (and better, more memorable ones) than that jean hocking bum
>>157663671>kike gaybelI keked
>>1576637133rd overall pick in his 3rd season too in the third quarter that the other team's QB didn't play in.
It could be Vrabels influence on offense and if that’s what it is going forward he’s gong to be out of a job at the end of the season. No one is going to tolerate him
>>157663713>>157663721
>>157663712
nu>>157663725>>157663725
>>157663713178 yards on 33 attempts. This nigga is a BUM
Im gonna fall asleep to perna's post game, gnite bros NFL is back.
>>157663721Pats would have been the 3rd best team last season if Nix(3 letters) didn't break the 3rd largest bone in his ankle
>>157663702Wouldn't make a shit bit of difference. He has not clue when he's being blitzed, not clue where his hot route is, no clue where the holes are in the defense, and he throws a wounded duck on a fairly regular basis. Preseason reps ain't fixing dat shit.
>>157663656There was something between Vrabel and Boutte. Neither wanted to work with the other. Maybe Vrabel was banging his wife.
