Pats BTFO
You now remember the Pats offense is elite because they traded for AJ Brown and Romeo Doubbs.
my jetties finna win the owl
I know Drake Maye's embarrassing meltdown is the hot topic right now, but don't let that distract you from the fact that my QB is going to RAPE this bottom-feeding Chiefs squad on Monday Night Football.
Maye Flu Status?
What does Drake "Drake Maye" Maye actually DO?
>>157663725The Patriots are not making the playoffs. Too many competent defenses.
i would be embarrassed if my team's qb was white
>Darnold's hip not fractured
must be drew ock the way he don't take Ls
kissing jennys bhole
>>157663731and traded Boutte because their receiver room was "too stacked"
DREW LOCK OUTDUELED DRAKE MAYE LMAO
Don't forget to check out Bills/Texans on Sunday!
How much per drop tonight did doubs get paid?
I can see the Seahawks or Patriots both trying to trade for Rodgers to salvage their season if Darnold is hurt/Maye really is a bum respectively.
The Patriots should have kicked the ball
Don’t have image perms, chomo?
fantastic hate-watch I'm gonna be honest
>>157663734blow dix is actually just as bad as drake maye, if not worse
>11 days off>next game is the Tardinals>game after is the CommiesUs12's could survive this disaster...
>>157663756they just announced darnold has no fracture, prob just a hip bruise
>>157663754based
drew "drake maye" lock
>>157663741lol the Patriots might not even reach 6 wins
>>157663769I'd honestly sit him against the Cardinals.
>>157663756dawg the steelers barely even want rodgers what makes you think another team would>>157663762drake shouldve not thrown all those picks
>kneediddy projection ya sneed?
>>157663762they should've ran it again, then kicked the ball. The less time it's in Drake "fuck it, i'm gonna throw a pick" Maye's hands the better.
>3 fourth quarter INTspfffffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
patsisters... it's time to have a talk about tanking for manning
>>157663769how do you bruise you hip by hitting your knee?
>baseball game outscored the nfl game
>fuck it, a jeethawk down there somewhere
Damn Drake Maye SUCKS
>bills already back to being shitty division merchantsugh
>>157663765>was primed and ready to make excuses for a week 1 loss after Darnold goes down>Drake Maye singlehandedly wins the game for SeattleThis game was probably as low stress as is possible under the circumstances.
>>157663784Maye is the anti-Tom Brady. When the game is on the line, he'll find a way to blow it.
>>157663790All the weight goes directly onto 1 knee, pushing the thigh bone into the hip.
Mayebe retarded
>>157663798WR should have played CB on that.
fake “the bust” gaye
on a scale of 0 to 10, how fast do the patriots internally implode when brown goes to IR and fans call for McDaniels head?
Imagine being in the AFCE and having a worse record than the jets and dolphins.
>>157663754shant
>>157663806thanks dr. kek-vorkian.
Nothing funnier than seeing a really horrible interception thrown in real time.I think its the very abrupt absurdity of it that lends itself to a really special comedic timing.Cant help but laugh every time.
>>157663806ow
>>157663811Maye shouldn't have thrown a ball into triple coverage.
>>157663811Doubs can't even play WR much less CB
>>157663795>>157663798Where was he throwing?
>>157663805He won the playoff games but no way should he have thrown that. It’s time to start facing some facts about him tho
I asked Drake Maye for an autograph and when he handed it back to me it got picked off by Seattle
Drake "Carson Wentz" Maye
>>157663798>>157663795mendozie makes that completion 10/10 times
Is there a more raped NFL region?
Vrabel seat temperature check?
>>157663835>He won the playoff gamesThe Patriots defense did. A defense that's worse in 2026 than it was in 2025.
Seahawks have Drake Maye's number Like Broncos did with Brady
>>157663798gaydy wouldve willed his WR to catch it
>>157663805>Maye is the anti-Tom Brady>High draft pick>Fast runner>Strong arm>Faithful wife>Plays worse the later the game or the better the opponents get>Dogshit playoff statsChecks out
post the owl strip six
>>157663827it's especially funny it's a walk off and the guy saunters away fighting the urge to piss tears because he knows it was all his fault
How do you lose to drew lock lmao
Das rite
>>157663790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo2v1CBooSA&t=34
>>157663855kek
>>157663811True, any receiver trying to play with Raped Gaye should be more focused on batting down the dogshit passes he throws than actually producing yardage.
>>157663845The Pats defense actually played really well tonight too.
>>157663834He got fucked up
>>157663725
54.9 rating kek
>>157663853>>Dogshit playoff stats>opposite
>>157663767break him again
>>157663798>>157663834Drake has always done this fucking weird thing where he throws away balls but they're inbounds and directly at defenders. It's like he thinks the field in 5 yards narrower than it is. I've always noticed this.
>Trading away a very reliable Boutte for literal scraps
>>157663861still gold. Maye is infuriatingly weak for a quarterback
>>157663859You got trolled
>>157663868I can't wait to see the headline when this loser dies
>>157663861>back to back game sealing turnovers
>>157663875Doubs decided he was just going to suck some fat dick instead of playing the game i have no idea what the fuck he was doing
>>157663845The Chargers game where he sealed the game by running for first down a first down. And there’s the Buffalo game
>>157663868stupid kike
>>157663874Maybe he thinks a nigga might catch it
>>157663875Incessant booty jokes were wearing down the locker room.
>>157663865eh, Drew Lock is a step below Darnold so it inflates how well they did. The Seahawks would've played better if he didn't get hurt immediately. Defense is still good and still the team's anchor. I think the meme about their offensive "being better" died today. AJ Brown is dead, Romeo Doubbs sucks, and they miss Boutte bad.
>>157663766Broncos haven't even played yet, and there's already Bo induced melties. Gotta love it.
>>157663827It can be pretty hilarious.
>>157663868i cant really fault a homer for being delusionally optimistic about their team. if anything it's a noble pursuit to spout praise for your team despite realityas long as you don't turn around and bash them as soon as they lose
>First game of the year and there's already a week's worth of slander.Yep I'm gonna enjoy this year.
People that voted Maye for MVP should have their voting rights taken away
Maye is going to lead the league in ints for at least a couple weeks
>>157663865They blew it in the 4th with Drew Lock picking them apart
>>157663894seahawks were without their best defensive player too. could have been worse for maye
ancient teutonic order battle hymns could be heard reverberating throughout the hallways of allegiant stadium this evening seems like kirk and Fernando are getting locked in for the upcoming game….
>>157663855>>157663861>>157663879whoops, there are so many I can get them confused
>>157663875Something was going on with Boutte and Vrabel. Neither one wanted to be together on the team.
I don't hate AJBBut seeing that drama queen shatter his ankle made me happy
Miss me yet?
fake gayeit feels good to say it again
>>157663900blame the boston media mafia, portnoy and simmons
safe to say he mogs maye
>>157663911What? He wanted to play for a big contract and Vrabel wasn't going to give him playing time with Romeo Doubs and AJ Brown on the roster nowhttps://patriotswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/patriots/2026/09/02/kayshon-boutte-reacts-mike-vrabel-reasoning-texans-trade/91582508007/>"I mean, no, they did pay two guys to come in and do that job. Sadly, it is the way it is, being that it's a contract year for me, I seek the bigger role," Boutte said on Wednesday, via KPRC 2's Aaron Wilson. "I feel like what Vrabes said in his media interview, it wasn't nothing bad. I wouldn't say I used that as fuel. At the end of the day, it was an honest opinion. He sat down to speak his truth and pretty much moved forward from it."
What is even Doubs. Is he going to end up being useless because he has the look of a bust player
Guess who you're all going to be on your knees to at the end of the season?
>>157663911Maye-be they touched tips dping that brown reporter whatsherface
>>157663713And what does this add up to? Nine.
that game was a competition between who could hand the game away harder>my offensive weapon is injured>no MY offensive weapon is injured>we'll I'm going to go full retard at the goal line>no I'M going to go full retard at the goal linejust repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory back and forth
>>157663927any skill position player that wears a guardian cap is unserious
>2 TDs, 0 INTs, 62% Comp, 92.5 RTG>4 TDs, 5 INTs, 52% Comp, 65.9 RTG>2 TDs, 16/17 208 YDS, 94% Comp, 156.9 RTG>0 TDs, 2/5 28 YDS, 40% Comp, 58.8 RTGThey Won.
Seahawks are 5-0 vs the Patriots since the Butler interception>2016 Wilson vs Brady>2020 Wilson vs Newton>2024 Smith vs Brissett>2025 Darnold vs Maye>2026 Lock vs Maye
>>157663725It’s never been more over
>>157663911word on the diddy is boutte was put off by the russini thing
>>157663938Did you just call into WEEI?
Why don't bad teams just play better?
Patriots will go 0-4, but then they'll go 4-4 and Pats fans will pretend they're back (it's just because the schedule gets easier)
>>157663930Certainly not the scrub who just threw 3 picks in the 4th quarter and got outplayed by a backup.
I was out all day, I hope you cucks enjoyed watching your favorite dark animals run jump and catch for 10s of millions of dollars while you watched in your cuck chairsCongratulations on your first cuck faggot game of the year
>>157663927Complete dogshit, there's a reason why the team that always likes to develop mid WRs got rid of him.
>>157663950no lol what did they say
>>157663958I'm sorry the Jets suck.
>>157663953bears will beat them so 3-5
>>157663927>What is even Doubsa mediocre receiver that the Packers dumped because he wasn't that good that the Patriots massively overpaid for.
When does the discussion start?
>>157663910That team does not deserve Morgan Moses.
>>157663930Drew "Horse Cock" Lock
Fluke season Fluke coach Vrabel was fired with Tennessee because of his record at the end of his time with the Titans not because of anything else and there were players that refused to play for him again
>Sam Darnold out duels the MVP>Drew Lock out duels the MVP runner upIs there a better QB room in the league right now? Maybe Mario and Luigi in San Francisco.
>>157663971When they go 0-4
>Drank Maye has thrown 5 ints in his last two games.
>>157663951They don't have that dawg.
>>157663961Guy called in to say Doubs was a bust because skill players wearing guardian hats don't have what it takes.
The real NFL starts on monday
Announcers are going to be twisting themselves into pretzels all year trying to explain away Fake&Gaye's fuckups.
>pats get better as a whole>drake fucked off eating Anne's muffins Kek drake has fucked himself he is truly fake gaye
>>157663953If they lose to the Bears or Raiders I will laugh at them all years like I did when the Raiders did last year.
That locker room is going to grow so tired of Vrabel
>>157663994>pats get better as a wholenah, offense got worse without Boutte. Defense stayed the same though.
If Seattle gets homefield advantage this playoffs, nobodys going to beat them
Kek Patriotshitters got too cocky and forgot this is the Chiefie conference, I fear
I fucking love how every prime time seahawks game is a sloppy clusterfuck that they end up winning 90% of the time.
>>157664000Aj getting injured xompletely crushed gaye
Maye's performance speaks for itself, but what the FUCK was that gameplan by McDaniels? How is he still scamming teams in 2026?
>>157664005dont look at me like that
>vs Steelers - W>@ Jaguars - L>@ Bills - L>vs Raiders - W>vs Jets - W>@ Bears - L>@ Dolphins - W>vs Packers - L>vs Lions - L>@ Chargers - L>vs Bills - L>vs Vikings - W>@ Chiefs - L>@ Jets - W>vs Broncos - L>vs Dolphins - W7-10 for the PatriotsVrabel fired
can someone post the JSN TD
Vrabel is washed. The game has passed him. They should of went with Ben Johnson but it doesn’t matter anyway because everyone is finding out that Drake isn’t the guy
>>157664016No, he couldn’t get the ball to him anyway
>>157664021Nah they'll give him another year and blame the aftermath of the Russini drama on his bad coaching.
>>157664022
>>157664016He was dogshit before Brown went out too. He's just a bad quarterback, it seems.
>>157664033Elite
pats should be looking to trade maye, they might even be able to get joe milton in a straight swap. have to do it if you can
Do NFL offenses have control of the entire width of the field when they snap, or are there rules as to where they're allowed to set up? Like if they want to snap at the far left side of the field with the QB or the kicker over the number marks are they allowed to?
Reddit says Drake is still young and learning
>>157664039Where was Christian Gonzales?
>>157664019He and Vrabel seemed pretty resigned before the game in interviews, just like before the super bowl. I think they just chalked it up as a loss and decided to gameplan their other tough matchups. Darnold getting hurt is the only reason it was close.
So are darnold and AJ dead or what
>>157664005future mvp
>9>10be very very afraid if your QB is wearing 11 next season
>>157664046heh ... my boy dmayez ... he's still young and learning
Hey guys, please stop being mean to Drake Maye. It's not his fault.
>>157664044no they have to snap it where the ref spotted it
>>157664044See the two hash lines down the center of the field? They have to snap the ball between that line, and where is determined by where the last tackle was made. So if the last tackle was made to the far left, they hike the ball on the left hash
Kraft needs to sell the team already. He doesn’t know what he’s doing and left the team in disrepair because he let Belichick handle everything for decades and Bill was a one man show
>0-1Is it over for the Pats?
>>157664036True. He even had time hes just shit
>>157664014I'll take the W but my life gets shorter each time.
>>157664046he should learn french because that nigga is finna be playing for the montreal alouettes
>>157664019Maye-era McDaniels seems to be lots of laterals behind the line of scrimmage and running on 3rd down. You know, while you have a QB who has good downfield accuracy.
>getting rid of your two best deep threats>Maye now looks terriblewho could have predicted this?
>>157664064Indubitably. They lost to drew fucking lock
How lucky is Seattle? This dude doesn't even turn 40 until next off-season. He's going to be coaching Seattle the next 25 years
>>157664046Maye is high floor, low ceiling. You can't expect him to ball out against any defense that cracks the top 10. At the same time he'll still throw 4 TDs against the Jets.
>>157664066I didn't get nervous until that last drive after the 4th and 9 conversion.
Drew Lock always shows up in prime time coming off the bench.
>>157664041Man watching Milton play in that last game they should have lost was great. Dude has a cannon.
>>157664073Nothing wrong with being run heavy but they're playing like they have prime Derrick Henry and not one of the worst starting RBs in the league
>>157664075They lost to geno smith last year
that game was ASS, and not the good kind of ass
We’re all rightfully clowning on Maye, but that play where Lock had a wide open run for a first down and instead threw an incomplete pass while three yards from the line of scrimmage is literally the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen in football
>>157664044The ball is placed either where play ended between the two hashmarks or on the edges if it ended beyond.As for formation rules: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formation_(American_football)#Rules
>>157664074>now
>>157664073>while you have a QB who has good downfield accuracy.Do they though?
>>157664076Depends entirely on the new ownership and if they want some bullshit new arena. The last non-PNW owner nearly relocated the Seahawks to Anaheim.
>>157664073>you have a QB who has good downfield accuracywhere was it today? I saw a dude with a noodle arm underthrowing his receivers whenever it was time to throw a pass longer than 15 yards.
Is DRAKE???? maye the biggest choker of this generation?
Why am I not seeing any Pats fans ITT tonight?
>>157664005My penis is hard looking at this
SAY MY NAME
>>157664076I liked the hire when it was made because the Ravens had an awesome defense that year and now it's even better.
>>157664097I'm here. You're just not noticing because i'm shitting of them just as hard as everyone else.
>Drake Maye finished with a +0.12 epa/play after throwing the game away multiple timesadvanced statniggers explain yourselves immediately
>>157664086It always is when they play because they’re the two most boring teams in the league. It’s peak “professionalism” boreball
>>157664060>>157664061Oh I see, so you can't switch sides on that either then? I get it, thanks
>mfw people unironically voted Drake Maye as MVP last year
>>157663725Johnny Football here. I'm at Super Bowl LXI. There is a delay on your streams. It's 4:40 pm here at SoFi Stadium. Rams vs Chiefs. Goodell wants to make sure this game is better than last year's.
>ex-packers WR who isn't Adams immediately going to shit the moment he goes to another teamtale as old as time
>>157664073>while you have a QB who has good downfield accuracy
>>157664096Hes actually just shit
1. Nix2. Caleb3. 54. Maye5. Penix6. NINE
>>157664089Maye was at least capable of throwing an occasional deep bomb to Diggs/Boutte. He no longer has that safety valve.
>>157664106Nope, you hike it wherever the ref spots it (dependent on the last tackle) within the two hash lines
I thought Maye was a high ceiling player. I guess he’s a game manager now without the intelligence to pull games out.
he was expected to be even worse
>GayGay McSharty QB3i know im late but keeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157664088That's my gf she's a seahawks fan :)
>>157664122Hes what everyone said he was. The schedule
Remember when everyone was saying the Pats were schedulebabbies and they thought they proved us wrong by beating a backup QB in the AFCCG to lose in the owl
>>157663833i always will love him for fucking up the offside kick aginst Chicago last year
>>157664131Everyone thought the Pats were back. They aren't.
>>157664106no but you can run the play in the direction you want the ball spotted on the next play
>>157663941fun stat
>>157664097You are. I'm a fan and I think Maye is a bitch. Everyone else does too.
Drake Maye is 1-8 in 4th quarter comebacks
>>157664131Surely they got their revenge after eliminating Sam Darnold from the game on the very first drive?
>>157664088>Of the 7 (or more) players on the line of scrimmage, all except those at either end of the line are ineligible receivers.didn't know that. I thought wide receivers were only called that because there could also be receivers between the WR and the line
>>157664077>he'll still throw 4 TDs against the Jets.that should be a litmus test for any competent QB.
Genuinely an awful game to start the season. A grim sign hangs above the nfl this will not be a good season
Some franchises just don’t have what it takes to get to 7 rings, unlike my Chiefies
>>157664116Extremely based and incredibly red pilled
>>157664077jets broke their curse and caught ints in the preseason, its over for maye
>>157664087Nah, iirc it was under 20 seconds to half time, they had no timeouts, and he probably would have been tackled in bounds. He had to get rid of the ball.
>>157664155preseason stats don't count. Fuck outta here.
>>157664144Wasn't Brady like .600 win% when down in the 4th?
>>157664104You got your answer in the last thread
patriots fans don’t look https://x.com/barryonhere/status/2097902780329635883?s=46
>>157664104g-guttyboys btfo
>>157664087>no timeouts left>better run it up the gutlmao???
>>157664110Dontayvion Wicks is going to hit 750 receiving yards this year though
>>157664160The funny thing is that Drake has the same elite defense to bail him out. 3rd and goal with a chance to AT LEAST tie it and yet they still lost.
Fake gaye heemed aj brown with a hospital pass. Now aj knows this nigger is even worse than squints and he fucked up
>>157664104Advanced stats aren't real. It's just a way to LIE with numbers
>>157664116>blow dixlol no
>>157664157>>157664167Even if that’s true, which is not how I remember it, he’s the one running it in the first place, geniuses
>>157664176When he annihilates the queefies Monday night you will understandu
how will the other 2024 draft class qbs fare this season? blo dix injured himself. gayleb played like gaye in the yoffs. gayden phonix also shit.
>>157664179>Mahomes coming from an ACL with no LTAsterisk game
>>157664180Nix will be the only one out of them who wins an owl
>>157664150A Patriots loss is a good game
>>157664177>running the ball>"oh yeah no timeouts better pass it to one of my teammates near the sideline quick">some retard hours later "how could he even ponder passing that?"
Drake is a white Jamarcus Russell
AJ Brown is probably blowing up Howie Roseman's phone right now
>>157664183As we saw today you can win with a backup qb so mahomo has no excuses
>>157664184Doubtful, his head coach is an albatross.
>>157664150Nah, it was fine. Both teams looked rusty at the start but once Seattle actually got their shit together they played like they did in the Super Bowl, just tearing Maye's ass apart and forcing him to play like a chicken with his head cut off.
>>157664179bo is a fine QB but the queefies are a dogshit team outside of mahomo
The Patriots are never going to be good again
>>157664186You are the retard, Dunning Kruger idiot. He did not magically find himself past the line of scrimmage, he’s the one who chose to run while down on time, if that’s even the case. Yes, it was fucking stupid all around. I’m hesitant to even type this many words for fear of diluting the point and confusing you further. Stop replying
reminder that the green gay ackturds took Lukas Van Ness over JSN
I think we can all safely say the Broncos would've won the Owl if Bo didn't die.
>>157664196He threw it because he should have thrown it. What are you even mad at? LMAO???
>>157664195they'll suck this year, have another cakewalk schedule in 2027 and then everyone will pretend they're back again.The annual patriots humiliation ritual of fake progress.
who cares the patriots can farm the jets and dolphins all year, they'll make the playoffs
>That was F- type shitkekhttps://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2097889522130288930
>>157664201You are never going to get it, dw about it. It’s insane that there are still people as unevolved as you
>>1576642064 wins isn't enough to make the playoffs. Look at the rest of their schedule.
>>157664188Why did AJ think he would put up better stats with Gaye?
>>157664177>>157664196Digging in your heels like an autist lelHe was escaping pressure and looking to hit his receiver along the sideline. I'm pretty sure he didn't even get flagged, and either way he was pretty close to the line. It really wasn't a big deal.
>>157664206geno smith owns the pats and 4 wins can only get you so far when your head coach is a lame duck kikeslave
>>157664202It happened with Mac Jones, it happened with Drake Maye, and it'll happen with Arch Manning. False hope followed by crushing yet extremely satisfying for everyone else disappointment.
In an alternate reality....
>>157664202They will never have a schedule as easy as last season again. They are back to being mediocre to shit.
>>157664216>He was escaping pressure and looking to hit his receiver along the sideline.No retard, he was half way to the first down because he was tucking and running>I'm pretty sure he didn't even get flaggedYou “pretty sure” wrong retard, it was an egregious penalty that was most certainly happened. Total dumbass
>>157664087Mayes 3rd interception was a far dumber decision, Locks won't even make the top 5 of week one. And yea no shit? You expected Drew fucking Lock to be good and make good decisions?
>>157664207That’s the look of hopelessness
>>157664087Lock is a backup so its expected for him to do some fuckshit
>>157664213statisically half those teams will be garbage>raiders>jaguars>steelers>lions>vikingsall potential wins
>>157664087a game losing interception is way worse than an incomplete pass. In fact, if Maye just threw the ball out of bounds the game would've went into overtime.
>>157664211Actually YOU'RE the one who will never understand. You're a casual fan. Hell, you're not even a fan.
The Cowboys are eternally overratedAlso, executive #6 is definitely Poles lol
AJ brown seen leaving the stadium in a KWABOOT on his right foot
>patsharts are comparing drew lock mistakes to drake maybe mistakeslol its over
>>157664226no this is
>>157664224Post the clip
>>157664168sure he will
>>157664224>it was an egregious penaltyThey picked up the flag because his arm and the ball were behind the line.
>>157664238You don't understand he threw it when he was almost entirely over the line
Surely this is the Bills' year
>>157664087then you've only watched a single NFL game and you're not watching the videos in these threads posted by guys who hate certain franchise QBs. I can think of at least one clip of a far dumber decision. Also the only thing people are going to remember about this night is that Darnold got injured on the first drive and that Maye's fuck it chuck it style is finally catching up to him
>>157664245No, no they did not at all. Wrongo. I’m sorry you’re retarded though, that must suck
>>157664241No fuck you
>>157664207What a fucking loser
>>157664240what no Diana Pussyni does to a mfer
>>157664253Take your meds, then
>We get to see the Rams rape the Niners tomorrow
>4 hours into the 2026 season>/nfl/ already exposing themselves that they don't understand the rules
>>157664214gaye took away his TD kekhttps://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2097854591131918366
>>157664258He's equally good at reviewing pizzas.
>>157664240If Kraft has any self awareness he would fore Vrabel and sell the franchise
>>157664263ninies will win, upside down game, trap game, we have to hear the superteam hype all fucking year just to see the rams fall flat
Performances like that are the kind that make you question if he truly is the right guy for the job. People think it's Vrabel who will be on the hot seat but I think Maye is more likely on the hot seat. He keeps playing like that and they're not giving him a new deal, his ass is gone. At least with Vrabel you could argue the team was still in a position to win. Maye fucking blew it.
Why is Kiwi never here after games? Is he the type of dweeb to go quiet around the casual chads?
>33 passes>178 yardscheckdown maxxing
>>157663881>I can't wait to see the headline when this loser dieshe ate my buddies semen at Marion's Pizza in Dayton OH, seen the video. gave them an excellent review though
Maybe everyone should of just took it easy with the Maye hype and not assume that he was already one of the best QBs in the league
>>157664282Why do you care, he's an annoying faggot
>>157664282He's clearly an ESPN talking head using a proxy.
>>157664282You have to stop obsessing over pseudotrips, anon
>>157664288He’s clearly better than Mahomes, Herbert, Nix, Daniels and Darnold. He’s top 4. It was just a bad game, it happens, Brady once had a game so bad he got benched
>>157664288Nobody with a brain ever bought the hype. Only retards did (95%+ NFL fans).
>>157664183*Cancels out your asterisk game*
>>157664288I said he was Jalen Hurts but a little worse and it looks like I was probably right
>>157664263Niners have been in straya for a week. Rams are just arriving right now. It's already over for the LAMBS.
>>157664295this isn't one bad game, it's been like 5 in a row
>Passing deep (+20 yards) tonightDrew Lock2-3109.7 Pass RatingDrake Maye0-32 INT0.0 Pass Rating
>>157664295>He’s clearly better than MahomesKek Patshitters never not seething about Chiefie dynasty status
>>157664263More like the RamzzzZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz
>>157664295>It was just a bad gameIt's just 5 horrible performances in a row, guys.
>>157664310mcgay always looks so rattled
>>157664295>He’s clearly better than Mahomes,I don't even like the mutt and I know this is bullshit.
>>157664312>>157664302>caring about last seasonRetards
>>157664312>>157664317Midhomes hasn’t been an MVP candidate in years and doesn’t even go to the playoffs anymore. Maye outclasses him modern day
>>157663863lmao League so starved for good white QBs they’ll elevate any bum (see Denver/NYG) for the faint hope that Timmy will see himself playing under center and buy a jersey or something
>>157664322last season was the only time Maye played well and it was against bums. The moment the competition got better he struggled and he's still struggling now. He can't beat good defenses.
You guys act like elite QBs never throw picks
>>157664324>MVP candidate>super bowl participantHANG THE BANNERS. MUTTHOMES COULD NEVER!!1!!
>>157664326It's the 1st game in a long season and they lost by 3
>>157664327Anon, it's not just the picks. Did you watch the game?
>>157664332from an extremely retarded game losing interception Maye threw.
>>157664288We've seen it with Stroud, Daniels, Maye, and we're about to see it with Caleb.
>>157664240is he drunk?
>>157664297This, I was never convinced. Historically easy schedule and he looked like shit in the playoffs, but since the Patriots always have insane playoff luck all the opposing offenses were even worse.
>>157664322Okay, let's throw last season out then. Let's focus entirely on this season.Drake Maye has never won an NFL game, and he averages 3 picks per game. He is the worst QB to step foot on an NFL field by a titanic margin.
>>157664332>they lost by 3Do you think the margin would still have been 3 if the Seahawks didn't have to play their backup QB for nearly the entire game?
>>157664338Maybe he should have just taken a sack and got knocked out of field goal range by your logic.
Pats are still a top 3 AFC team. The Seahawks are just as elite as it gets We’ll bounce back from this as the receivers learn to play better with Maye. I’m not worried
>>157664327There's a difference between a 50/50 arm punt into tight coverage witht he game on the line or a tipped/batted ball or a receiver having butter hands and fumbling, and throwing a game losing ham sandwich for no reason in a situation where you could just take a game tying FG
Just throw the ball out of bounds if no one is open, or run the ball and don't even bother passing if you want to be ultra-conservative. That game goes into overtime if Drake Maye isn't fucking stupid and chucks the ball into coverage
>>157664350They were at like the 25 yard line lil bro
>>157664352>Broncos>Jags>BillsThey're not top 3.
>>157664347Nta but I don't Darnold could have done much better.
>jags
>>157664354He's got the Brett Favre mentality without the Brett Favre arm. Shame.
>>157664359Your Broncos aren’t even making the playoffs, bro. It’s Pats, Chargers, Bengals
>>157664352>Pats are still a top 3 AFC teamI was going to argue against this but the AFC looks so shit, all of these rosters have massive flaws on paper for one reason or another
These are the best teams in their respective conferences, but will either win their conference?
>>157664360He did do much better... with the same receiving corps less than 8 months ago.
I'm about to have sex with my girlfriend, but I need some helpful tips. Where's kiwi?
>>157664363Yeah, I saw everyone repeating that in the last thread too.
>>157663731>AJ Brown is on the PatsIs that real? I'm not even kidding
I found Christian Gonzalez on the JSN td and have labeled him for your convenience.
>>157664366Nah it’s delusional. I’d take many teams over the schedulebabby Pats, even the Chiefs if they get their line sorted
>>157664365AFC football is irrelevant anyways. They're just walking through "playoffs" between shit teams to get raped by some godly NFC team in the owl. But yes, the Jags are better than the Pats and beat the Broncos (that should've beaten the Pats by 50 with their starting QB.)
>>157664378Holy fuck what a bum!!
>>157664377Yes but my Seahawkies smashed his ankle to avenge Darnold so don't even worry about him.
Jalen Hurts is the white Josh Allen and Drake Maye is the black Jalen Hurts
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait what the fuck are you guys talking about? Are we in bizarro world?
>>157664385Jalen Hurts has a ring though
>>157664378Not only that, but he totally jogged it when he could have made a tackle if he had hustled from the start.
>>157664354They were conservative until the end when they gave the game away
>>157664379>I’d take many teams over the schedulebabby Pats, even the Chiefs if they get their line sortedWe shan’t be doing that. Veach is retarded. We’re getting raped right up our bussies all season, and then cleaning house. Gonna cry? Heh
>>157664371He had a 50% completion rate with 202 yards and a td, Lock just went 16/22 with 187 yards and a td. 15 yards and 15 more incompletions is much better to you?
So many low iq qbs in the league today, what happened to the supercomputer pre snap guys, I think Daniel jones will finish top 10 this year for having half a brain
>>157664378Looked to me like they were playing zone and he was responsible for the RB heading to the flat. And there was a breakdown in coverage behind him. But I guess he could have been freelancing.
>>157664391And two owl appearances. He’s underrated
Drake Maye and Bo Nix are elite quarterbacks? For real? I stopped watching nfl for a reason and I guess I was right.I'm not even shitting you. Holy christ.
Hi Baker
>>157664398Sure, if you're not a retard and you understand that Darnold's role is as a game manager. If you actually watched the game, you'd understand Darnold is far better than Lock at securing first downs. Darnold might be shit in the red zone, but he's great at getting good field position up until the 20.
I used to trust my life with ai but now I’m scared
Maye looks like one of those hopeless memechuck QB's (African-American) whose entire gameplan is to run to the sideline on every single play and try to pick up 7 yards. Utterly fucking hopeless if he's expected to read the defense and find the open guy. The ONLY positive plays he made all night were either scrambling or throwing dogshit passes to guys downfield and praying for PI. Anyone who thought he was good is a retard.
>>157664414>Drake Maye and Bo Nix are elite quarterbacks? For real? No, both get rude awakenings this season and neither will still be on their teams in two years
>>157664402I blame college for dumbing down the game so athletic QBs can cruise their way through weaker competition then go to the NFL and struggle because they can't read defenses and that athleticism is far more limited against skilled defenders.
A real QB plays tomorrow
>>157664410True
Holy fuck Michael Vick would have three Super Bowls in this league. Jesus. Bo Nix?
>>157664207KWAB
>>157664428Why are you treating them like they're legitimate?
>>157664402There's always a seesaw in the league meta between pre-snap and post-snap processing. It's part of the arms race with defenses. In the recent era the defense meta shifted towards disguising coverage pre-snap, so the response on the offense has been to make post-snap reads. That will change eventually (it seems like read option/RPO is declining already, though that's just my impression and I don't know if it's backed up by numbers).
>>157664378>I found Christian Gonzalez on the JSN td and have labeled him for your convenience.Was he supposed to teleport 5 yards (180 feet) downfield?
>>157664396What a nightmare. Yeah if he doesn’t fix that situation he needs fired for sure. I’d keep Andy though, it’s not his fault
>mfw the Rams fly all the way to Australia with their super team just to lose to a 7th round draft pick
>>157664434I'm so glad to have stopped watching football. What the fuck is this shit?
>>157664433Lamar is a better Vick and he can't make it to the Super Bowl
>>157664422Darnold got 11 1st downs passing in the superbowl, Lock got 8 tonight. Huge difference.
>>157664424Teams are spending millions of dollars using AI for analysis and gameplanning btw. My eyes rolled into the back of my head when they started shilling Copilot, I fuck around with it at work and it is hilariously bad at providing accurate sports data.
Anyone else use a TV antenna to watch NFL games?Why isn’t this more talked about, in the discussion of how to watch NFL games? A TV antenna from Amazon costs $20-30. I plugged it in and I’m watching the local over-the-air NBC broadcast of football. No subscriptions, no fees, nothing. I get Fox, CBS, and NBC (though not ESPN or NFL Network).For context, YouTube TV costs $70+ every month just to watch the same games as my OTA broadcasts (minus Monday Night Football on ESPN). Other cable streaming services are right in that ballpark too. The only caveat is that these are only the in-market games, so if my team is playing at the same time as the market team, I can’t watch them. But I’d have that same problem with a cable or live TV subscription anyways.Anyone else do this?
>>157664440He was supposed to prevent my nigga Drew Lock from throwing over the middle tuddies into traffic kek.
>>157664434This guy is a complete retard and always has been. But there's no consequences for being wrong in our post-shame society.
>>157664447Ok enjoy another wasted afternoon. So you're saying it's the same old shit but worse?
>>157664441I’ve been wanting Andy gone for the past 3 seasons. His playcalling has been completely uninspired, his teams are undisciplined and he’s been phoning it in just hoping Mahomes gifts him another ring for his legacy. Fortunately, the Hunts are great owners and aren’t going to let Andy’s fatass fart and shit all over Mahomes career, when this season is another disaster everybody’s gone. We’re getting Tomlin
>>157664450Is this a reddit post?
>>157664365Chargers don't have an interior offensive line and have one of the most easily shook QBs in the league. they'll be lucky to finish over .500
>>157664457No it's an advertisement.
>>157664450>Why isn’t this more talked about, in the discussion of how to watch NFL games?>anyone else drink water?yes, yes we do.
>>157664450I have a youtubetv account I don't pay for, and for out of market games I find a stream. Usually I have the in-market game on my tv and stream redzone for free on my laptop.
>>157664457No a reddit post would have answers. 4chin is all about begging
>>157664450Couple freaks, lookism is one of the saving graces of today’s world
>>157664431Thanks for the compliment, lil bro!
>>157664352Pats are barely top 10 in the afc
>>157664467Retard.Maybe try lifting a weight
Matthew Stafford receivers:Puka NakuaDavante Adams>Result: 12 winsBrock Purdy receiversOld man McCafferyKendrick BourneJauan Jennings>Result: 12 winsThe real MVP plays tomorrow.
>>157664470His hoe wife goes on podcasts to talk about sleeping with his backup to make him jealous
>>157664450Only Zoomers don't understand antennas
>>157664475Uh great.
>>157664474Lookism is good nigga
>>157664458>Kayode Awosika named week 1 starterOh no....I actually believe he could have become a legit player if he had stayed at Stoutland U a couple more years though
>>157664440Why is he not covering the best Seahawks receiver in the first place?Surely you want the highest paid corner in the entire league to face off against their #1 receiver. Or was Vrabel too busy getting head from a woman on the sideline to notice.
Fake gaye might unironically end up leading the league in INTs this year3 is a strong start
There's nothing better than feeling a throbbing hard cock get shoved up my ass.
>>157664484What is wrong with you?
>>157664487Nah that’s still be the mutt. Drake will find his equilibrium
>>157664490He's brainpoisoned from the autistic regions of the internet/social media
>>157664489Bear down baby!
>>157664487You need to get a job. Mom is disappointed. Hanging out with teenagers talking about a foreign sport online is cool and all, but you need to get it together.
>>157664496>still*has never happened onceYou watch too many /nfl/ webms
>>157664487Great post, son. Your father and I are so proud of you.
>SeahawksLooked good. Defense and JSN are still elite. Price will be solid. Are they better than the Rams? Too early to say.>PatriotsMaye has difficulty staying composed as a passer against good teams. Doubs is not that bad, just had a rough first game with a QB who was melting down. Offensive line is still suspect. Defense is pretty good.
>Darnold was 3rd in ints last yearWhat a weird season. What a weird career t.bh.
>>157664487It'll be Blo Dix or [vikings starting QB]
>>157664497This is irl talk now gramps
>>157664453His whole gimmick is being a retard and his whole company is monetizing lolcows
Somehow Patshitters watched the game tonight, turned off the tv and thought to themselves, “yes, exactly as I thought: Drake > Mutthomes”
>>157664511You forgot Cam Ward
>>157664475I think he and Mike Evans are going to work really well together if they can stay healthy
>>157664515We terrify them. Always have. Mmmmmmhmmmm and you know it’s true. Yup, that’s right. ‘Fraid so. Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm
>>157664487Caleb or josh. Leading the league in interceptions is only bad if you also don't throw many tds
>>157664504>Doubs is not that bad, just had a rough first game with a QB who was melting downnah he stunk. Maye didn't do him any favors but the best Patriots receiver all game was Mack Hollins. Not AJ Brown, Not Doubs, a 32 year old who walks barefoot during practices.
I'm about to have sex with my aging girlfriend and you're about to discuss whether Bo Nix is a good quarterback
>>157664522You 3 ring bums scare nobody kek. Did I wake up in 2023?
I wanna fuck Kay Adams
https://www.tiktok.com/@herotalk_/video/7655569679968177421
FACT: Seattle won without either of these two players.
>>157664529I too want to fuck Kay Adams. We should be friends irl.
>>157664528It’s 4 rings and you have 6. Think Mahomes will win 3 more in his whole career? You can meme all you want but deep down you know it’s coming, and that’s why you seethe.
>>157664529I prefer the Asian girl cause she’s in my ballpark
I really want to be a woman.
>>157664539Go Pack Go!
>>157664534>Everybody just recording them and not even enjoying their own ride Grim
If Drake plays like this all season Ann might get the ick
>>157664534Top 5 goyim moments
>>157664536We should split roast her
>>157664549He won't. Theres still some easy wins this schedule. Remember that the Jets and Dolphins are in the same division.
>>157664537If we’re counting your Len Dawson ring we’re counting the Bucs as ours. It’s just as relevant if not moreso
>>157664549She looks old here
>>157664558>Outscoring ring count to other franchisesKek do Patfaggots really
>>157664565That Len Dawson Chief team has absolutely nothing to do with modern day Chiefs. Brady winning an owl with Gronk on another team is far more relevant to the modern Patriots than your meme plumberball ring is to the modern ChiefsYou’re not getting to 5 let alone 7 anyway, so this back and forth is pointless.
>>157664549Food like this made Drake play like shit. He needs some steak
>>157664571Lombardis are forever. That Lenny ring is ours, and does count
>>157664575Raped Gaye only eats cupcakes.
Here it is, the most delusional tweet of the night.
>>157664584not delusional, just retarded.
>>157664581>Literally smoking and drinking in the locker room plumberball ringWhatever you have to tell yourself queef
>>157664588ESPN pays him for this.
>>157664549ain't eating that shit, i know what she did with that cucumber before the vid
>>157664584Maye was 1/6 with 3 interceptions on passes over 15 yards, hard to put the blame on the oc when the playbook is reduced to nothing
>>157664589No refunds
>>157664589>Twitter doctor Is that worse than dentist?
>>157664282I was at work fucking dumbass
>>157664589>Diva cries his way off the team then injures his vagina five minutes into the first game of the season.
>>157664601Holy waige job I watch the games at work
>>157664596yes howie, we knowwhat we don't know is why teams still bother trading with you
>>157664428the only good qb in 2024 draft is a gay nigga
>Drake Mate and Jalen Hurts are elite professional quarterbacksI can't express how bad things have gotten. What the goddamn fuck.
Niners finna dummy the Rams. LA isn't even taking the game tomorrow seriously
God i hope the plastic Rams implode and their shitty mercenary team doesn't even make the playoffs
>>157664602Kek he really did that and does that. I’m laughing about both of those things at the moment
>>157664601How was the blowjob business? Swallow any good loads?
Andrew luck would be the goat even with injuries if he decided to stick around in this buns league
>>157664602They haven't even played a snap yet and the Eagles already won.
>>157664612He could win a super bowl from a wheelchair
>>157664609based. agreed.
>>157664612They don't make QBs like they used to. I tell you what
>>157664612Wrong, he got chased out of the league by Mahomes>Be one of the hypest first round picks of all time>Already a presumptive HOFer and potential GOAT candidate before you play one snap>Enter the league and do reasonably well, consider yourself on an upward trajectory>You're not living up to expectations so far but everyone is still buying the hype and talking about you like the best QB in the league>The injuries are piling up but it will all be worth it in the end :) You are on a path towards Greatness>Some guy named Mahomes enters the AFC as a "project">Unbothered>His first season he throws 50 tds and 5000 yards and is already crowned the best in the league>Uh wtf>His coach is Andy Reid, who mogs your shit coach>You have to play them in the playoffs. Eh, the Chiefs have never been scary in the playoffs, haha, in fact you've beaten them before. Perhaps there's a chance...>Nope, he utterly rapes you>Watch from the sidelines as throws touchdowns from between his legs and while doing somersaults>He is literally the greatest quarterback you've ever seen in person>Go home and think about your life, sore and aching>It's over and you know it>Yeah... I think I'm gonna read LOTR for the rest of my life, actually
>>157664606I know his last name is dangerously close to Penis but I don't think he's actually gay.
>>157664619Mate take it easy. Don't reply to yourself. You had an all right post
>>157664622Well now he's spent some time in Atlanta he's gay for sure
>>157664598The doctor's information is actually useful and based in reality. At least he's not a twitter psychologist.
Can you imagine being a Pats player right now? To see Drake Maye get stomped in the Super Bowl, have 7 months of rest to prepare for the rematch, face off against the backup QB, and get stomped again?? I don't understand how you could have any faith in your QB or head coach. The locker room post game had to be dead silent.
>>157664631Isn't he, though?>twitter physical therapist
>>157664635Ok
>>157664635Losing to Drew Lock is as bad of a blow of a first week loss can be. I think deep down they knew they were frauds and would have a rough season, but to already be so humiliatingly exposed must be a shock
>>157664620Mahomes peak was crazy to bad he’s washed
>>157664635At least no one is blaming Will Campbell this time.
I can't figure out if I hate Dan Orlovsky or Kike Portnoy more bros...
>>157664647He is not.
>>157664635in their mic up during the superbowl, the pats defense was basically saying this wasn't their fault
>>157664645>Drew Lock Man y'all are watching a substandard productThis is my first thread in months and clearly I missed out on nothing
Players should just stop getting injured
>>157664635They're coping about AJ Brown being out
>>157664635Players aren't reactionary retards like sports fans because they have actually played sports their whole lives and understand the ups and downs of a season and futility of petty scapegoating and blackpilling after a single loss.
So was kneediddy crying in the gamethread or blaming the WRs?
>>157664671He was being a rational chungus and saying relatably “ah well, that was rough. just glad it’s over haha”
>>157664549no wonder Drakey keeps throwing picks, his stomach is going crazy 24/7
>>157664635I think the defense is frustrated in how ineffective the offense is but I mean that's been a problem in general for the Patriots since Brady left.
>>157664655He has gotten worse each year for the past three years and is coming off a acl and lcl
Our lolcows used to be Joe.Flacco and now your heroes are Bo Nix. I'm so sorry for what they've done to our game.
>>157664666>Seething this hard week 1Patsniggers are in for a rough season looooooool
>>157664677He’s won an owl in the past 3 years and none of that happened in a vacuum. He had a shit OC, shit receiving corps and was getting fatigued from winning the owl so much
>>157664549I would eat her shitty food if you know what I mean
>>157664671Get a job and stop drinking
>>157664682>hardest team of the entire schedule is week 1>lost by three not really, it only improves from here.
>>157664683Eeh Brady went 10 years without an owl, nothing wrong with that
>>157664688To drew locke and three interceptions that middle schoolers would know not to throw
>>157664666>ups and downsThey were served an up on a silver platter and threw it away.This game was a Costco free sample on a toothpick and paper cup. They can't even delude themselves into thinking they're a good team.
>>157664694Exactly, the standards for Mahomes are so unfairly high
>>157664666Some of us have played sports, wussy
>>157664695still lost by three against a team that blew them out in the super bowl. That's not bad. No other team on the rest of the schedule is as tough as Seattle. Theres still playoff teams but none of them got close to winning the super bowl.
>>157664697He's an awesome player, he'll win a few more. This tit for tat is for the youngins, those who haven't seen this play out before.
Not baking
Maybe if we wait out a new thread kiwi will go to sleep
Yea sleep with you in bed after sex lol
>>157664703Kyler Murray led Minnesota is a better team then the drew locke Seahawks,
>>157664721Don’t flirt with other men. It makes me irritable
>>157664722lol no
>>157664728>>157664728 ENTER
>>157664726They went 9-8 with 9,wentz and brosmer
>>157664722and their defense is nowhere near as good as Seattle. Look at the teams Maye struggled with. Houston (second best defense in the AFC), Denver (first best defense in the AFC), and Seattle (best defense in the entire league). Maye is getting way too much shit for struggling against some of the most talented defenders in the entire league.
>>157664736Maye interceptions were not due to elite defensive plays they were meatball throws into double and triple coverage
Here’s 2025
>>157664744>double and triple coveragethat's good defense anon. You don't get wide open passes against these teams. You're going to have to thread the needle. Maye just isn't accurate enough to do that.
daily reminder shough will fuck, then c*ck the nfc south
