/nfl/ invades and shit
first for degroom all awfl players
Its been fun watching this sport even though I haven't engaged in the thread much. You've made the summer so much better until NFL begins. My AFL team is shite, but I thank you guys.
faggot sport, nothing to do with alf
Tiny arse playing field.
>>157664739It ain't about the size, it's how you use it, m8
ZE AMRIKANZ ARE COMING
Mum is sick :( it’s bad
>>157664816sorry to hear mate, hope she gets better
>tfw goal posts are down at my local ovals and pitches are going in
Finally the MCG being used for big time football games.
NFL is so fucking dull. So are all American sports, and soccer. I like baseball
>>157664816that's fucked mate. hope it works out. be nice to your mumzas, lads.
the mcg is missing out on rugby world cup games next year because the vic govt signed an exclusivity deal with the nfl that lasts 2 months and doesn't even guarantee an nfl game there
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157664863oye hoye whats all this then
We should knock down the MCG and replace it with a multipurpose sports stadium and entertainment venue, like the Bernabeu or Stade de France
I'm fucking seething
>>157664880we should knock it down and replace it with public housing
>>157664927me too lad
>>157664927crisp trade behind me when i turn the speed limiter down
>>157664863kek based
We should hand the ownership of the MCG to the Naarm people
>>157664935>when i turn the speed limiter downthis has to be the most mincing way to "own" someone ever devised fucking lmaooo
>this has to be the most mincing way to "own" someone ever devised fucking lmaooo
>>157664702is anyone actually going to watch this shit over the SF on friday
>>157664735>My AFL team is shitewhich team>>157664739what's funny is apparently all the lvl 1 seats won't be able to see shit either
>>157664968it starts in the morning, 10:30am
>>157664968it's at 9am bruv, can watch both.I wouldn't want to watch a crowd of zoomers, jeets and 11 minutes of game time wrapped around ads that early though, will ruin my day.
>>157664991>>157664993oh right i will be at work at that time for better or worse
>>157664816sick of waiting for you to get a job, a gf and/or move out. 1 out of 3, is that too much to ask for? hope you're proud of yourself. and her blood is on your hands too, /afl/.
Do NOT respond to invading yank postersIf you do respond a simple "fuck off we're full" will suffice.
>>157665007I'm going to ask them about their sport in an attempt to bridge the gap between our two fine nations.
>>157665007>fuck off we're fullthis thread or theirs?
>>157664873there he is the rock in uncertain timesthe lighthouse of alf
>>157665057animorphs
>>157665057devolution
>>157665057>>157665079>not pictured
You guys should see me with a pump
Ye scurvy dogs should see me at full mast
I’ve mastered the tab machine
whats the appeal of santana
>>157665096my igger would bash and cone the fuck out of him
>buy all the ingredients for a stew>forgot the beefit’s over
>>157665152Damn, epic fuck up.
>>157665152>2026>Not having vegetarian stew
>>157665152you may be a fucken demented idiot retardshall advocate for an ndis package and place in a nursing home for you
>>157665152sucks to be stew!
the front bar was on yesterday so that means there is footy on tonight
Christ i cant stand larry emdur, that bald midget fuck
>>157665177check the early life section
When does the NFL game start? 7:30 PM?
>>157665168Would I work with mince meat instead?
At 166cm and 120kg, I believe I am considered to be 'super morbidly obese'
>>157665180Start time: 10:35am AEST>>157665181That would provide some meat, but would ultimately fall apart in the stew. So from a flavour perspective it's fine provided you weren't after chunks of meat in your spoonful.
>>157665181yeah, sounds like hi lo mein
>>157665177do you have a favourite chaser?
over/under on a terrorist attack tomorrow?We all know how utterly incompetent and off the rails Victorian policing is
>>157665184What did you eat today?
>>157665184I have you at 22.96 which is at the upper end of the healthy weight range. Doing good, lad.
>>157665110>progress and patienceit will come in time
>>157665198tomorrow is the 25 year anniversary of 9/11, it would disrespectful to do it then
>>157665184square up to this cunt
What's for dinner?
>>157665208stew ingredients
>>157665208bowl of tradie tears
>>157665206>Anon's a manlet AND a weightlet
>>157665208pillbugs
>>157665208lamb ragu with gluten free penne
you're all a bunch of fucking spastics
go crows
>>157665210It's called deconstructed stew you pleb.
You must have played footy to be a supporter of the team otherwise you're just a cheerleader no different from your average female who gawks at the men for their physiques.Also if you wear a club guernsey with a players number on your back that means basically you are repping another mans surname on your back.
>>157665184>>157665206clash of the titans
>>157665216fuck you
Will I get bullied for wearing ankle socks?
>>157665216>>157665220this is it
>>157665223Yeah not many responses to this one, as espected.
>>157665216>>157665220
>>157665223That’s why I watch horses now, cheering for men 10 times more successful than me just feels gay
>>157665152>not eating meat
>>157665233This weekend could be the last time we ever see tex
>>157665243the rule of thumb is 3
>Kingy suggesting Lions should pull out one of their regular mid rotations and put Charlie Cameron into the midfield for the first time in over 4 yearsThis man is paid for his opinions.
>>157665251real ideas man he is, thinks outside the box
>>157665251Tell us why it’s a bad idea then mr footy expert
>>157665251
>>157665251Kingy got the CTE after crashing into that parked car, or the wet brain from alcoholism
we’re the undies, the pooey undies, and we’re here, to show you why
>>157665057the human centipede
>>157665225Going to be seeing this tomorrow, except 195cm 180kg black men.
>>157665192beer.
>>157665272Yeah all full of shit
>>157665228How old are you? Millennials get an ankle sock pass.
just tinker with it a bit
I will be avoiding all talk about the gridiron
>>157665225the iron belly englishman put the weak welsh gutlet in his place
>>157665251That man was in the coaching box (for Richmond) when they got belted by 157 points.
>>157665285Thoughts on the rams O-line?
>>157665228Go no show socks
>>157665288I'll ram it in your O-line you seppo cocksucking poof
Fuck yanks and fuck their gay shit sport and fuck all the cultural cancer they export
>>157665292Hmmm?
>>157665228yes. guess why?
Just dunked my last 11 cigarettes in water and threw them out
>>157665208thai style beef and papaya salad
>>157665307sounds nice
gonna be a packed house tomorrow at the G, 100k plus
>>157665293>Eastern timezone
>>157665307papaya make pussy smell
>>157665312yeah full of fudge packers lol
>>157665315the packers play on monday mate
>>157665315OH NO NO NO
only the unemployed, the slackers and school waggers will be at the nfl tomorrow
post autism cures
>>157665305I'm going to roll a smoke now and not think of it or you from henceforthwith.
Dad is gonna vote for 1N but he's real sheepish about it
>>157665319The whole country is chucking a sickie tomorrow, unaustralian not to tbqh
>>157665319the tickets that cheap were they?
>>157665320lower neuro inflammation
>membrey extending contract>jesse hogan joining unclingwoodtop kek
>>157665322i'm bullish
>>157665327save your cenno/pocket money for a couple weeks and you can buy one yeah
>>157665322Don’t tell mumza she’ll flip
>>157665329>neale toogood OLD collingwood forever
>>157665331Will you be knocking into people in the queue on polling day?
>>1576666666
Wet on Wellingtons has reported a massive spike in traffic over the last day. Anything special happening?
>>157665341missed it by THAT much
>>157666666
>>157665333i honestly have no idea what they cost. im not really concerned with it one way or the other. but essentially I dont see the big deal with a gridiron game being olayed there and then.
>>157665342rumors of Tony the Top being in town
First Crack was just the fucking Geelong show. Four teams and yet it feels like almost 20 minutes of a half hour show was talking about Geelong and Jeremy Cameron.
>>157665342Collingwood got back from their footy trip
poolingwood are FINISHED
>>157665349They know the protagonist when they see it.
>>157665342>all those san francisco bucks who needed breakingi sure hope they got their buck thoroughly broken. would hate for them to leave with a bad experience of melbourne
>>157665354fuckingTHISHIS
>>157665320
>>157665349Show's made for a Vic audience, innit?
>>157665342if you're being targeted by a gay sauna's press releases, I would think you'd know already. or be able to bum or be bummed by someone who does.
fog tonight
>>157665349Sen breakfast had a text about afl media being run by the geelong mafia then they ran through names for like a minute of geelong people in the media, was wondering if it was one of you blokes
>>157665347there is literally one seat left in the back row of the highest tier for $286 or some $1950 dining room seat
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157665362footballer on ground tonight?
>>157665362fuck all games yeah
I’m so dizzy
>>157665362do you live in silent hill or something mate
>>157665376tassie
>Key regions in Australia with regular night fogEvery bullet begins with a Guided Link.>Victorian_Alps — The most consistent fog zone in Australia.Cold air drains into valleys overnight, forming persistent radiation fog. NASA notes fog filling river valleys like the Mitta Mitta, Buffalo River, Livingston Creek, Lake Dartmouth, and Snowy River. >Inland_Victoria — Towns such as Stawell, Horsham, Edenhope, Charlton, and Swan Hill often wake to thick fog under winter high‑pressure systems. Fog can linger well into the afternoon. >Southeast_NSW — Areas like Braidwood and Delegate regularly record freezing nights and fog formation under clear, calm conditions. >River_valleys — Anywhere with rivers + cold nights (Murray River, Snowy Mountains valleys, alpine creeks) sees reliable fog because cold air sinks and moisture condenses. NASA specifically highlights fog forming along river networks.
im 40 years old and watching deenthegreat because theres no footy on
>>157665383wanna talk about it?
Had to go to suggan buggan for work once, had to drive along the barry way. Was shitting bricks the whole timebeautiful area though
>>157665301why they penis so big
will you be buying 3 lakh rupee iphone fold
>>157665398Big strong americans are just built different.
foglets seething itt
>>157665164>eating vegetables
>>157665401i don't have any lakh, so no
i am an alpha male
>>157665389not your personal blog
>>157665362Saturday night, champ.
What's everyone drinking? Just cracked open a fresh beer after a hard days neet'n.
>>157665320High animal fat, low carb diet.
>>157665412foglet
>In Round 6, 2007, David King serving as assistant coach at Richmond under Terry Wallace devised a tactical gameplan in an attempt to nullify Geelong's scoring ability. The gameplan backfired catastrophically on Richmond as Geelong went on to kick 35 goals and win by 157 points.
>Grace Tame apologises after Oct 7 remarks
>>157665417Shalom.
>>157665429That makes no sense. Sounds like you need more animal fat in your diet.
>>157665426grace has been tamed
I am thinking of starting a YouTube channel called TradiesXPOSED
>>157665424>I have a cunning plan, sir
>>157665441I'd subscribe
GO THE NINERS
>>157665441Exposed doing what? Doing a community service bullying neets?
UP THE RAMS
let's make a promise right now to never let a woman come between us
When do we begin to migrate over to cricket, if Brisbane doesn't make the granny?
>>157665471I don't have it in me to pretend to like cricket another summer
>>157665453t. Kiwi
alf is eternal
Do people really eat 2 fruit and 5 veg every day?
>>157665475Our team is kinda shit now as well the only good batsman we have is smoth and he's like 60.
AFL is allied with cric but nfl and soccer are nrl allies
>>157665369the agenda setter seems to be having agenda dysphoria tonight.
>>157665482I'd be surprised if I've ever done this once in my life, who has 5 veggies?
>>157665401its an iphone foid? iphone for women? apple is a chud?
Do you blokes enjoy my company
>>157665496Hurts that you even have to ask mate
>>157665471no point going over before this
Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons and Futurama are never on TV anymore
>>157665523source?
>>157665523at least we're not speaking german
>>157665534it came to me in a dream
>>157665523They haven't played classic simpsons on tv in froever
the simpson used to call me on the cellllphoneeee iykwim haha
>>157665429jews love carbs and don't want us eating meat you spastic
>>157665523Wouldn't know because I don't watch network tv but wouldn't surprise me if when the old Fox broadcast contracts lapsed Disney didn't renew them with networks because they want people paying for a Disney+ subscription if they want to watch those shows.
>>157665562What ya doin, Rabbi?
Meat obsessed cocksucking homos
>>157665556based aonline simp iykwim haha
>>157665556>>157665571Are you talking to yourself?
>>157665562Meat is extremely feminising. I thought you blamed your low sperm count on the Jews? Make up your mind.
>>157665496Yes, you guys are the only people I like ‘talking’ to
lmao blud gone to consult his infographs kept in a folder titled 'pol trukes'
>>157665515No reason this should read left to right, very confusing
>Meat is extremely feminising. imagine thinking supermarketslop is food
>>157665603We have the best meat in the world, even the stuff in our supermarkets mogs the rest of the world
oof blud pulled out the no true scotsman gambit
Had noodles for dinner but I'm still starving. I can't possibly justify going to get a burger, can I?
>>1576655564 u
Anyone else extremely put off by the NFL seppo worship currently happening?
>>157665608My wife begs to differ
>>157665618no
>>157665618America is our big brother
Fuck your stupid dogs you Reddit faggots.
Childhood vaccines should be mandatory and parents should get no say in the matter
>>157665618you just need something, anything to whinge about. blip, the game'll be over , thenonto the next thing. you can go back to seething about tradies or nigs or real estate agents or your choice of breakfast dessertsa. chill nig.
>you just need something, anything to whinge about. blip, the game'll be over , thenonto the next thing. you can go back to seething about tradies or nigs or real estate agents or your choice of breakfast dessertsa. chill nig.
dinner
Anyone see that AI exec quit and say he expects AI to wipe out humanity by 2030?
you implying that im wearing a maga hat? or that it explains my post in some way? your shitty comebacks are not even worth being embarrassed about anymore.
>>157665643thought you had a semen stain on the table but its on my monitor
>>157665643steak looks a bit over, but otherwise nice
>>157665647lmao how can a computer wipe out humanity just walk away nigga hahahahaha
>>157665647Nup
>>157665643whats the pink stuff on top outside, salmon?
>>157665650no but semen stain
>climate change is real and the planet is dying>we’re spending billions on AI “because”>we’re building data centres all over the joint that are terrible for the environment and use enormous amounts of water and electricity “because”>billionaires are building secret bunkers all over the world “because”So what’s actually happening? Something is happening.
>>157665664nothing is happening goy
>>157665667something will be happening in my arse this weekend iykwim haha
>>157665670applied for another habanero burrito yet mate
>>157665670I'm so happy for you mick
>>157665651yeah i overshot the mark a little, still tender though.>>157665656tomato, just looks a bit funny because i lightly pounded the salad with a pestle which is apparently the traditional thing to do
>>157665676Stop micking around
>>157665670>>157665676>62 seconds later
Think the misso is hinting at a cuckold type relationship.
>>157665693think she needs to stop watching porn and using social media
>>157664973Gold coast. Pls no bully
>>157665693crisp tradie
R U OK
>>157665656semen.
>>157665707same as last year mate. no.
lifehack: do gardening at night so you won't get all hot and sweaty
>>157665712t. next door's husband
>>157665708clean your monitor champ
>>157665683if my gf was a vego i'd call her salad as an affectionate nickname. pound her with my pizzle too.
>>157665724my first girlfriend i nicknamed Carrot cos she nervously chewed sticks of shredded carrot on our first date
>>157665731
Don’t reckon there’s anything inherently gay about occasional buggary. The Greeks did it. Blokes it prisoner do. Sailors do it.
I need my arsehole fucked by a big hard dick
>Bloes it prisoner do.
>>157665741tradies too
>>157665749What’s up with this cunts head? Looks like a dead faggots arsehole.
>>Bloes it prisoner do.
>>>Bloes it prisoner do.
>>157665749Kingy’s lips look like a blokes areshole after it’s been blown out and gaped
No footy tomorrow
Women are enemies of the mankind
Are you blokes excited for the fucking football tomorrow morning?!
>>157665772Exact opposite.
the reddit afl mods are vile creatures
>>157665794What did you do?
>>157665788What the frick i thought it was on saturday
>>157665794cool it with the transphobic remarks>>157665796it's an interesting discussion your honour
>>157665799one semi on Friday night and the other on Saturday night. Same as it's been since forever.
>>157665796not the question you should be asking
>>157665808Nah I’m curious what happened. I’ve had accounts banned before too
A finals series without Nick Daicos playing just doesn't hit right
>>157665809you just don't get it
I cant believe i live with reditors. Might as well go to pakistani forum
Gee isn't the brownlow going to be exciting
>>157665816fukken kek
>>157665813get used to it because he'll never play one again (until he leaves collingwood)
I like being fat
>>157665821as a future sloppingwood investor this is bullish
fat "people" disgust me
judgmental "people" disgust me
>>157665831FUCKING THISHIS
just wanna thank you guys for never making fun of my stutter
Being fat is almost as bad for your life expectancy as smoking is. It also causes health problems that require expensive medical intervention.Yet smokers get taxed to fuck and shunned by society while fatties can scoot around in their little carts throwing back quarter pounders their entire life.It's hypocrisy.
>>157665802applied for tadalafil yet mate iykwim haha
wish I had a pussy so I could get fucked hard
>>157665838if a sexpat took boner meds it'd be thaidalaphil iykwim haha
>>157665821>change the rules to allow umpires to look at statpadders>this happens
we need to stop being at each others throats
>>157665851it's called healthy at every weight for a reason you fatphobe>>157665877>at meant in iykwim haha
>>157664702Cookie cutter bros, we are so BACK
>>157665896hey mate, don't bully our stadium cheers
>>157665721thats women's work. fix your makeup and come round.
>>157665731was she named kath loughnan?
>>157665853it fits in the centre console huh. nice
the prices are better at aldis
>>157665853i should call her
>>157665869I had a convo today with a friend who may or not work for a massage parlour and she said there is another drug (not Sildenafil (viagra)) that helps with coke dick. Is it actually cialis or something else?Should I send Coxy an email?
>>157665869more of a sealis man iykwim
>weakmind O'Driscoll dropped>Wagner inFredbros do we dream?
>>157665961Drink most of a bottle of scotch and take 3 vallies, THEN call her. It’ll work out way better, trust me.You’ll probably get a root
what presents did you blokes get for father's day?
>>157665982That is the chem name for cialis (had to look it up)
you lads doing anything for 9/11 tomorrow?
>>157665993came out to him as trans
>>157666002lesting to forget
>>157666002just celebrating jewish new years
>>157665996i know fella just having fun innit
>>157666002watching the nfl
Want to call my BPD ex because she’s always down for a root and always stalking me, but don’t feel like tasting another man’s cum or having my life blown up again. Wat do? It’s been 2 years since a proper root. Serious answers only.
>>157666002watching NFL at the G
>>157666002They shall not grow old as we have grown old
>>157666002probably binge some schizo presentations about how the towers were turned into dust by space beams hbu?
>>157666031>againyou tasted another man's cum?
>>157666031I am lowkenuenly a cuck but never acted on it, so this wouldn’t phase me
Got a fat cock up my arse lads
crazy how 9/11 happened exactly on the 11th of september
>>157666002Why? What is it? Why should I care?
>>157666031go prozziesjust envision how awful you'll feel once you coom in the ex, it's not worth the drama
>planes collide into towers>celebrate by having negros collide into each other
It's statistically probable that there is at least one girl who posts in here.
>>157666110im a girl
he's a girl
i don't have any friends
>>157666127this
>>157666127same
>>157666127Me too, maybe we could become friends
I'm gonna start playing footy again just to beat the shit out of dumb tradies every weekend kek
Good guys:>sydney>geelong>fredBad guys:>Hawthorn>Bane>Adelaide
>>157666127i did, for a timesoo, theres that :)
>>157666152FUGGIND I S IS
>>157666152Literally the opposite.
I was a popular funny kid, don’t know where it all went wrong
>>157666152what did the crows do?
>>157665569Project much, troon?
>>157666152swap Cats with crows and we good
>>157666168plastic, sovlless franchise who play boring footy.
>>157666168>>157666173Homophobia? Racism? Hello???
>>157666175hi :)
>Hello???
>>157666177pleased to meet you. i'm a big fan.
I'm begininng to think the soijakker is kind of retarded lads
id be such a good heroin addict
>>157666192Shot up 50+ times never really liked it.
>>157666210do you have any spare heroin for me
no doing heroin
Can you even get fentanyl easily here? Never seen a fen zombie in the wild here.
I like big boobs
>>157666213No my junkie mates just wanted moral support and a test dummy. Never bought it myself
wow, such a big loss to lose libba, such a hecking quirky character he is. no more characters in the game anymore, what a character he is
>>157666267Actually it’s wild. They’d come over and me after 10 beers would say uh why not. I’d have 10 spews but still here today. I’m to understand that’s it’s quite dangerous.
>>157666278Phwooarrr
>>157666278do girls like it when you suck their pussy lips
>>15766627350 times is a lot
Why do you guys like the NFL so much?
australian rules football is my national football league
>>157666340Legendary post
Got b& previously for merely responding to a poosh porn post, so shan’t be quoting it
>>157666359get off my nut cunt, it wasn't good at all
feels bad that my favourite frog girl hit the wall at a relatively early age
>>157666411kek
Funny how there is little to no push back against AI data centres from the usual (((climate alarmists))).
The Greens have been railing hard against data centres champ
>>157666480Who are a minority. Their net zero pals in lablib are strangely quiet.
you only see organized, manufactured pushback when the centres aren't Chinese controlled. Australia is Shanghai clay.
>>157666537Nailed it
wish you fags would shut up
>>157666551Shan't, zhang
>>157666551>>>/sp/nfl
another wasted get on motor ””””””sports””””””
>>157665643Looks so yuck I wouldn’t eat it
>>157666278Looks so yuck I wouldn’t eat it
>>157666696Utter trash get.
>>157666164correct objective post
Like why can't he just spam hot chicks? Why does it always have to be brapwhores, or trannies or shits in the toilet. Why can't it be some hot model or something?
>>157666771You know if you got a gf with a pussy that nice you'd lucky? So don't be fussy.
>>157666910boy oh boy wowee
>>157666916Kek
>>157666881I don't know who that is
>You know if you got a gf with a pussy that nice you'd lucky? So don't be fussy.
I’ve never been soijak’d
>>157666975
Basedjaks are hilarious
>>157667000kek, you fell right into my trap, you are a puppet on a string. dance for me, monkey
>>157667027I'm pointing right at you. Yes you are the subject of soi adoration. Cherish it. I am the soijack in this scenario.
>>157667043if I pulled that out, would you die?
I am a Nigger
>>157667048it would be extremely big guy
>>157667010I agree
>>157665205Happy bushmas eve. I hope you celebrate it properly.
>>157667363eve he says at 1 am
>>157667052based goodsey
Tits
>>157667395He wasn't addressing you, viccoid. No one likes you.
>>157668481he was responding to someone who posted at 4:26pm you tard
>>157668752It was 11pm here you victorian spastic
explain this sport using burgers
>>157669116the ground is ovalthe ball is ovalit should be called footoval
>>157669116Hot buns Delicious picklesJuicy meat Go pies!
>>157669116goals are sausage rolls not burgers
>>157670026do men just post their dicks like this or did you sense I was lurking here
your penis cock was mutilated lmao
Just farted at work
So this is /afl/?
Bit early for knobs.
footy today :D
>>157670800Go Farty 'Ginas!
Thinking Fred shit the bed.
Good morning alf
>>157670840they already had their one bed shitting. if they lose they will have simply been beaten by a better, harder, hungrier team
>no final in Melbourne >the same week the mcg is needed for NFLExtremely convenient RC was right all along
whys he posting his willy
>>157670935epic nrl comedy skit
Melbourne communist poofters virtue signal about their urban canopy whilst they host a game with one team renting an a380 for a 25000km round trip to play a three hour game.
>is duh nrl!1!or you could just accept that it's some deranged alfie pervert spastic shitting up the thread
he's not me retard
I will be watching the Women's Semi Finals at the USO instead of the sport I never cared about and never will care about/
>women's tennisapplied some liquid soap yet mate
womens tennis stopped being fun when they all started wearing nike pros under their skirts instead of proper knickers
Charlie "God of Thunder" Curnow
>>157671091wake up in the morning feeling like seethe diddy
My "God of Thunder" Bum
shall be watching the nfl todayshant be posting about it in here as i am not a retarded wogbot who wants to spam /alf/ with divegrass cancer, i will post my handegg related thoughts in the proper threads.
i have never watched nfl game
i have never watched a single seconf of afl
hello lads, footy on the morrow I hear>>157671265I've watched a few but they were all so incredibly boring that I got drunk insteadit's 10s of action (they collide and the play gets reset), 2 minutes of ads, 10s of action (they collie and the play gets reset), 2 minutes of ads, 10s of action (they gain 10m with a forward pass that gets instantly tackled)
>>157671288>2 minutes of ads, 10s of actionyes pierre i know about my performance in bed but what about the handegg iykwim haha
>>157671320hey better a canon that shoots too early than one that never raises at all am I right?
>>157671356it's an interesting discussion
>>157671185they used to wear sultry halter braless "athletic" mini dresses, this modern girlboss functional lesbiancore muscledress meta is very unappealing
>>157671288are catters are playing tonight mon ami
>>157671412an easy win for sure fellow catlad
>cat in french is literally shathon, honhonhon even
>>157671457Did you paint that?
MORNING POSSUMS whens the en ef el happen?
>>157671516pronounced more like sha' desu
>>157664702Is this going to work? Is there a timelapse for the ground change? Also, Were and AFL teams paid off so that there was no AFL in melbourne this weekend?
I’m ashamed of my weight
>>157664816Parents getting sick is not something i am looking forward too. Hope your mum gets better anon.
>>157671520why yes of course, and I knitted (knit?) this one too>>157671530you are correct
>fatcat>swisslad>frenchlad>finnishladbased white/fingolian geelong alliance desu
I want a red back spider tattoo
cheatlong is an insidious cancer on the league and an eternal loser club
>>157671654meant rock spider
We are Geelong, the greatest team of allWe are Geelong, and respected by our foes
>>157671654Get a rock spider one instead
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Will they fill the MCG?
>>157671744yes
>>157671738>SOUTH AUSTRALIAAdd Whyalla, Oodnadatta, Murray Bridge, Port Lincoln, Roxby Downs, Ceduna
>>157671738whats the point of this meme when every town in australia is mentioned
>>157671760keep the indians out
>>157671738Melton and Werribee are way shitter than ballarat
Found an irl hsgf enjoyer today. Weird moment at the train station on the way to work, there was a girl who was fairly pretty in a hs uniform who was leaning against a wall. And old bloke probably in his 70s shuffled over to her and stood RIGHT in front of her, facing her, probably less than a metre away and just kinda stared at her the whole time. Her skirt was VERY short. But she wasn't even able to move given how close he was, she would have had to push past him to move. Half expected him to whip his cock out and start having a pull. No one said anything either. And I was on another platform so couldn't. But actually felt extremely creepy to see irl.
adelaidebrisbaneperthsydneydarwincanberramelbournehobart
>>157671784mickhead shouldn't be allowed out on xis own
digits and peelong gets exposed tonight
>>157671784Mick is becoming more brazen
>>157671784sorry dadza has dementia and thinks he's 18 again and every pretty schoolgirl is his wife
>>157671738>fraser island?
>>157671820dingos bite you on the bum there
>>157664846baseball > cricket
>>157671865your face must be full of bite marks
>>157671791Never been to Darwin, Perth or Hobart. Is comfortably have Melbourne above Sydney. Canberra sucks too. Agree with Adelaide top
if mick insists on wearing such short skirts I WILL look
>>157671929FUCK UP FUCK UP FUCK FUCK FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND ARSE OFF AND SWAP THEM AROUND FUCK
>>157672006so sorry mate
>>157671791>adelaidegrandpa city, nothing to do>brisbaneweird layout, lots of shops selling nothing, poo river>perthnever been>sydneyLebanon, India and citycunt leeches>darwinhot as fuck, surprisingly comfy architecture, boongs>canberra cold, lots of space, soulless>melbourneSomalia, Sudan, India, China, crime, beta male capital, leftist shithole>Hobartold school sovl with heritage buildings
the sheer AMOUNT of yank dick slurping on this pregame shit is downright abysmal, beyond pathetic
anyone spotted Nick at the footy today?
>>157672076I recognise that rug...
>>157671922Cricket used to be better until it was destroyed by jeets
All this talk about 100,000 people but the stands looked completely empty?
>>157672089Mashallah, asselium al'leikum my brother. Are you also celebrating the anniversary of so many dead jew york pigs like me and all my wives?
NFL is on in your shit country. Please migrate to the appropriate threads.
>>157672121why would 100,0009 dead 9-11 "victims" be at the MCG?
>>157664816prayers for your mum
>>157672140Didn't even notice the date. Bit insensitive to make all the players fly on such a inauspicious date.
hope these niggers appreciate that they are on the same hallowed turf that the little master works his magic every week
>>157672124thats rugshitters rug
>>157672163Bit rude to call daicos shit. not the rug's fault he's a bit off.
>>157672153what's with today's date?
Tomorrow I’m going to box hill oval to watch the bombers okay
>>157672200I’m going too, don’t come near me
>naarmgroid cousin texting and begging me for little trivia to drop about the NFL so she seems educated on it while at a watch party>gave me shit for having a passing interest in the sport for the past decade or somust be nice being a shameless sack of shit
>>157672220will stand RIGHT in FRONT of you and ogle you like you are a pretty schoolgirl
Just a heads up nigger-collide is rigged and extremely homosexual.
>Welcome to Country for our big strong americansick...
>>157672195
>>157664816Said a prayer.
>>157672260Vacuum your house retard
>>157672225none of thatn happened. why would she "beg you for trivia" when tiktok and the the fucken innanet in general exists?
Someone make a footy related newy
>>157672260i recognise that rug, rugshitter
>>157672283>no one asks me for anything so that means no gets asked for anythingmust be nice being a useless sack of shit
>>157672267put on some frilly knickers and come over, you butch.
>>157672225you're meant to feed her rubbish so she makes a cunt of herself
Each player gets an individual entrance?
>>157672301you'd know.
UNCLE COLIN DOESN"T WORK MORNINGS.
Unky Col must be SPEWING he missed out on this gig
>>157672225She’s in the right
>>157672342he takes his cut like all pimps.
kek theyre doing a welcome to country
>>157672404>>157672404>>157672404
DAT BROWN SUGAR WOOOOOO
