>past
Can we all agree that that display of quarterbacking was Cutler-esque?
My quarterback is going to RAPE and HUMILIATE this depleted Chiefs squad on Monday Night Football.
WHY DOES THE SCHEDULE NOT WORK IN OUR FAVOUR THIS TIME????
Don’t let this embarrassing Patshitter loss make you forget that the Bronkeks are going to RAPE my lackluster Chiefs squad on Monday night.
>>157664738Based.
It's official Bo Nix is the best Quarterback of the 2024 draft class mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157664740Don’t talk to me stinky
>>157664738Thank you, I almost lost sight of this indisputable since the last time I posted about it 4 minutes ago.
>>157664750>I almost lost sight of this indisputable sinceSlow down and breathe, your week 1 super bowl is overwhelming I know. Act like you’ve been there before
Are we finally ready to admit that the AFC is a joke?
>>157664756The Chiefs have to lose. Mahomes is the only proven winner in the AFC. The rest are choke artists.
>>157664742NOOOOO BUT LE HEKIN DRAKE MAYE MADE IT TO THE HEKIN SUPERBOWLERINOOOOO
>>157664758*Blocks your path*
>Losing to Drew Lock
>>157664765That's what's so funny, the Seahawks fucking lost their starting quarterback and they won anyway entirely because Maye was so bad.
Pats fans who just lost to Locke thing a Minnesota w is penciled in. Steelers line has already shifted
>>157664774Yeah they have no excuses, if they lost to Darnold they could say well it’s the defending champs. Now there’s nothing to say. Total and complete humiliation ritual
>>157664775Where am I? (Bo induced melty, anglo Saxon superiority poster)
YFW da Chiefs trade for a LT and win da superb owl
>>157664756The AFC can't be considered a joke when the NFC south exists.
>>157664755You think I'm excited now, just wait until Monday night. I reckon I can actually bully a queefie into suicide this season of I play my cards right, I got pretty close last year.
>>157664777Why are you pretending that Seattle's defense doesn't exist? why are you pretending their defense wasn't the biggest reason they won the super bowl? why are you pretending that this game wasn't yet another great showing of that defense?God I hate nu-NFL fans so much. It's always QB this QB that. QBs don't even face each other during the games you dopes.
4 > 3
>>157664785If Darnold was playing the Seahawks would’ve scored twice as much and blown you out. The fact that you lost to Drew Lock is indicative of how little you were able to score
>>157664785Just go to bed, Drake.
>>15766478550/50 balls into double coverage is not awesome defence it’s poor qb play
>>157664784It isn’t bullying if I want it ;)
>>157664785Man I saw Maye throw a ball right into the chest of a defender. He was VERY bad tonight.
So the Seahawks won but they're all already ded?
>>157664792It also isn't RAPE if you want it... Much to contemplate here.
>>157664785this. i'm convinced most fans of any given team couldn't even name a single offensive linemen on their team.
>>157664788>If Darnold was playing the Seahawks would’ve scored twice as much and blown you outIf "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. Maybe not be made of paper next time. The point is that Drake Maye struggled against Seattle's DEFENSE. It had nothing to do with Drew Lock playing out of his mind. this is why QB vs QB stats are so retarded. It's QB vs defense. Drake played bad against a better defense. Drew Lock played not as bad against a not as good defense. That's it. Anything else is speculation and hypotheticals pulled out of your ass.
>>157664797We can pretend to resist if you want :3
https://x.com/westwood1sports/status/2097899129385148859
>>157664798>>157664785The most ignorant retards here acting above it all typical
>>157664807>a fucking leaf
>>157664801>If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. Absolutely nobody says this.
/nflel/ absolutely mindbroken by having to deal with 3 BSK's this season. I work out of the states offices every 6 weeks as well, so this is going to be delightfully devilish.
>>157664810Boomers do. Way to expose yourself, zoomzoom
>>157664801>The point is that Drake Maye struggled against Seattle's DEFENSE. It had nothing to do with Drew Lock playing out of his mind.Yes it does, you’re not understanding. All you have to do is score more than Drew Lock. In the entire game he put up 13 points. If you can’t outscore Drew Lock, you’re never outscoring the Seahawks and you’re sure as shit not outscoring the Broncos, Rams, Eagles etc. It’s a major indictment on your claim to being an elite team
>>157664813https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdF4KPDSsKD/Lead poising has destroyed your brain into thinking this is elite defence rather then a braindead play
What is he thinking right now?
>>157664819>All you have to do is score more than Drew LockAGAINST A WAY TOUGHER DEFENSE. I don't think you understand. It's not QB vs QB. It's QB vs defense. It always has been since the beginning of the sport. Never once has Tom Brady "beaten" Peyton Manning and vice versa. It's how those players performed against those defenses.
>>157664775Fixed it myself
>>157664832Don't matter if I'm in a wheelchair, pass me the ball.
>>157664834Yes, but you’re going to have to beat tough defenses to qualify as elite in the NFL, and if you can’t do that when the opposing scorer is Drew Lock, you’re not going to when it’s Darnold, Matt Stafford, Bo Nix, CJ Stroud, Brock Purdy, Jalen Hurts, etc. That’s the pointTechnically, you’re right that it’s not purely QB vs QB. But it’s a measure of how much your QB can competitively score when even Drew Lock can do more
>you're a captain, I'm a captain, were all captains!
>>157664807>The most ignorant retards here acting above it all typical
>>157664843SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! team.
>>157664778>>157664837Very based. It's gonna be a great season of shitposting on the chan
The 2025 New England Patriots played the third-easiest schedule in NFL history, finishing with a final opponent win percentage of just .391
>>157664851Bo better do the Tebow kneel during the jersey swap game
>>157664801>Maybe not be made of paper next timetell that to AGay Clown
>Thanks be to God that we defeated the Jets on this dayIs there a more embarrassing franchise?
>>157664775missing the spammy rammy fags and the commienigger
Redpill me on Drake Maye.
>>157664843white pants with white socks is dogshit uniform design, yoga pants wearing mfs.
>>157664875ez schedule merchant, the leaf ova here said it all>>157664855
heard you f@ggots got stuck watching a semen drinking contest
>>157664842Again that completely ignores the defense. Look at the 2000 Ravens, everyone thinks Trent Dilfer sucks but you know what? no other QB was able to score as many points as him during that playoff run. When your defense is that good, it really doesn't really matter whose playing QB. I have no idea if this Seahawks defense is generationally good. They could be the next dynasty for all we know. They just won the super bowl and played like a team that just won the super bowl.
>>157664870Nobody misses Rams faggot
>>157664851Holy kino.....it will be Kiwi-sama. May a wonderful summer bless you this year
You’re still not getting it. If you can’t score enough to beat the Seahawks when the opposing scorer is Drew Lock, how are you scoring enough to beat the Broncos when the opposing scorer is Bo Nix? Do you see?Yes, it’s not QB vs QB in a vacuum, but in order to beat tough NFL teams, you have to score more on their defense than their QB does on yours, and Drake Maye couldn’t even outscore Drew Lock, so how is he outscoring any QB with an elite defense?
>At least….. gah… I got to see… oof… the Lions… beat the Chiefs… week 1… *farts*… oh dear I think my bowels are loosening in expectation of my surceasing on this planet… *coughs* Never stop… posting that image… my cherished grandson… *riiiiiiiiiiip* oh dear that one came with a little nugget I do believe… That image, grandson… you know the one… And the funny gif… Never stop… Remember who the real enemy is … *dies*NOOOOOOOOO GRAMPS COME BACK
>>157664875Very good QB but not quite great. Still struggles with his internal clock/taking sacks which was his biggest weakness on tape in college. I've only seen highlights from the game today but it looked like he was forcing a lot of throws. I'm guessing the Patriots either couldn't get the run game going or chose not to run much? Were the Seahawks dominating the LOS or was it even??
>>157664899Anon, that was like 3 years ago
>>157664875Fake and gaye
>drew lock has a Superbowl ringI forgot he was still there
>>157664875Patriots fans think he's the second coming of Tom Brady, Patriots haters think he's Ryan LeafIn reality he's just a good but not great QB who struggles against top 5 defenses.
Da flu
>>157664875His wife makes cooking videos that make me think he doesn't eat her food
>>157664916I hope backup shitters don’t have the presumption to flaunt “their ring” in a place of prominence, but tuck it away in an embarrassed little corner
>>157664875Bust! One hit wonder! His wifes cooking show is the better talent now
>>157664924Why wouldn't they? it's rare to even make it to the NFL let alone be on a team that won a championship and getting your own ring for it. You were apart of history.
>>157664924Everyone gets a ring really. I worked with a guy in customer support who got a ring for Seahawks/Broncos and I think he was just a janitor or something there
www.nash.com
So if he's good against bad teams and bad against good teams, doesn't that just make him average? like he's not going to pull any upsets but he'll still win the games you expect him to. No one expected the Patriots to win this game.
Rams had 480 yards on Seattle 3 games ago so no they aren’t the greatest defence the world has ever seen
>>157664940Maye and Nix are basically on the same level
i feel bad for pats fans, this is one of the most obvious examples of a fraud team but they drank the koolaidmuch like they did last season, the jags will likely drive the final nail into the coffin
>>157664940Maye is a can cruisin’ bum heading towards 0-2 and playoff elimination.
How does drake's w1 perform in comparison to w1 1991 aikman, 1994 favre, 1995 bledsoe, 1997 mcnair, 2000 manning, 2004 brees, 2011 stafford, 2019 garoppolo 2023 purdy
>>157664940That’s before darnold got hurt, at halftime the New England Patriots were 7.5 point favourites with the moneyline at -500
>>157664940He's an average QB that got overrated into an "elite" QB because of the bloated stats he had last year against those bad teams. If he had the normal expectations of an average QB, this wouldn't be a problem but he's not. He's suppose to be a superstar.
>it's a Drake Maye's wife almost chops off her finger episodeCan't she afford better knives?
>>157664953Why would you ever EVER feel bad for pats fans? They had like a whole decade of dominance. Fuck them.
>>157664959*1999 mcnair, *2024 purdy
>>157664961That says more about people's lack of confidence with Lock than it does about Maye's skillset.
>>157664774The Seahawks D is elite, they dominated the Pats yet again, and it was impressive how solid the secondary was with 2 safeties out. And, after a very slow start, Lock settled in and played a decent game. Price had 5+ yards per carry (let's fuckin goooo). Nice win for the Seahawks, but that was a bad performance by Maye.
>>157664987They projected the pats to score attest two touchdowns in the 2nd half so no
He should've been a lifelong Bronco
>>157664775>>157664837>tfw the gay German Cardinals spastic didnt make it
I can already tell this is going to be a bum year for the Patriots. AJ Brown is already hurt, he's never going to adjust to the offense because of this and just become a locker room cancer, Doubs has feet for hands and the Packers were smart to dump him while the Patriots were stupid to overpay him. Even dumber was their decision to let go of Boutte even though he's the lone success story when it comes to drafted Patriots receivers in the past 15 years. The defense will still be solid, but this is just how Maye is going to play throughout the season whenever the slightest hint of pressure hits him. He plays stupid, he'll chuck the ball out of desperation and take the interception because he wants to play heroball. That works against crappy teams but not every team is going to suck as bad as the Jets or Dolphins. They'll get like 7-8 wins, which is terrible because that's not bad enough to tank and not good enough to make the playoffs. I guess this counts as a super bowl hangover. It's more so a shot of reality that this team was never that good to begin with and you completely whiffed on trying to make it better.
>>157664923>>157664926Redpill me on Drake Maye's wife's cooking show.
>>157665059It's like watching an 11 year old try to cook and being scared for their safety whenever they hold a knife
>>157665059Mike Vrabel made fun of her cooking videos
aints will rape and gape the south
>>157665092that makes me like him more
>>157665102Yes, on shit mountain any turd could slither to the top. That always feels like the division where there’s never a clear favorite
>>157665107before brees kill it was our division, now that we finally have a real coach+qb again it will go right back to that
Test
I wasn't able to shitpost tonight. I'm hoping everyone here spammed Fake Gaye in my absence.
>>157665107well it certainly isnt the failcunts
>>157665102Imagine the seethe if you guys beat the Lions week 1
>>157665126Id coom but I certainly wouldn't bet on it. We can beat the rest of the NFC south, not actually good teams.
>>157664730Cutler-esque is not trying. That was Mac Jones-esque. The type of pathetic desperation where you almost feel bad for the guy because he's just making the situation worse. The way that game ended is totally the way a Patriots game would typically end in 2022/2023
>And then he said "I'm taking Drake Maye over Trevor Lawrence every time"
The Pats fan channels are already turning on Maye
>>157665203Playing bad against good defenses four times in a row will do that.
>>157665203Everyone gets fucking mad when they lose
>>157665203>Played horrible against the Texans, only won because defense picked off Stroud four times>Played horrible against the Broncos, only won because Bo Nix got hurt the game before and a snowstorm during the second half making scoring impossible for both sides.>Played horrible against the Seahawks with Sam Darnold and lost in a blowout.>Played horrible against the Seahawks again without Sam Darnold, tried to played heroball in the process only to blow the game himself and lose.How many chances are you willing to give him before you just admit that he's trash whenever pressure is on him?
They call him "The Schedule" because his checkdown passes arrive on time
Anyone else moan when they take a shit? Something about it just feels so good
I would love to get NFL game pass but I hate DAZNI don't wanna give them one penny. They are straight up scam merchantsI guess I will sail the high seas.
>>157665264>wins because bo nix broke his ankle in some mysterious way Maye is a good QB but he's definitely a hack
>>157665254I mean Darnold was pretty fucking terrible when he was getting constantly pressured on the Jets. He's either going to grow out of it and mature into a better quarterback or he's already hit his ceiling and never get better. We won't know for sure until more time passes.
>>157665276Yup i know that feel. Not just how expensive their subscription is I hate that everything has to be streamed in 4K my Internet is good but it is ridiculous i can't turn it down to 1080p to be more stable
>>157665278He's at his ceiling already. He's a mid tier QB without an ego. That's worth quite a lot desu.
im not 100% out on Gaye, but his performances against non shitters is concerning, and his confidence being shaken is starting to manifest in his play.
>>157665203Having 1:3 td to int ratio on the season will do that to you
what the FUCK was he thinking? he had 1 more down and they were already in field goal range to take it to overtime imm
>>157665359>I don't want to get hurt so I'ma meme huck it
>>157665359>muh hype and aura game winning tuddie or algoFucking zoomer QBs
>>157665359i wonder what ann michael maye is thinking after the game
>>157665386Awful dress, looks like she's wearing a pillowcase
>>157665359It's classic hero ball. He's still thinking like a college QB instead of an NFL QB. He wants to be the guy who wins the game. You just know the thought of him throwing the game winning touchdown was in his head during that entire final drive. He was dead set on making it happen until it didn't. Part of that is immaturity but it also falls on the coaching and coordinators as well. I'm shocked that McDaniels even allowed that play to happen considering how conservative he was handling the gameplan until that point. Any time Maye had a huge fuck up it was from him going rogue and trying to force passes.
>>157665359I can't imagine AJ Brown was too happy about not being the Target on that play
>>157665386looks like she doing a farting video
>>157665359if you had ann michael maye waiting at home, you'd want the game to be finished asap.
>>157665434>
>>157665438Not if she insisted I had to eat her food. And why is her middle name a boy's name?
Drake got aj brown killed lmao you know hes seething
>>157665359That cheerleader at the 4 yard line is insanely hot
Drake “Poo poo” Maye
Pats should have won that game. Darnold being out. Was wide open. But drew fucking lock said, NOHonestly, both teams suck balls.
>>157665479Well hopefully we get better football this week. College football has been a disaster and now we have this.
>>157665479Seahawks are the new 2007 Bears, when they had Rex Grossman at QBThey just need someone back there to not fuck it up, the defense will keep them in / win games for them
>>157665479and they would've if Drake Maye completely fall apart in the fourth quarter. That was a pants shitting game if I ever saw it. The kind that fucks with you mentally. Patriots have to bounce back immediately or they're back to where they were with Mac Jones.
>>157665486Trump promised we'll get better football if we vote Republican in the midterms.
IM GLAD MISSED THE GAME! IT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKED !
>>157665505Boomers ALL CAPS finding out about 4chan was a mistake. This isn't Facebook.
>game 1>serious injuries to 2 star players immediately Banning double days, full contact practise and not playing the preseason was a mistake.
>>157665524Darnold's injury apparently isn't as bad as they expected. Don't know about AJ Brown's. Looks like a sprain so he'll likely play later in the season too.
>>157665524pooka and turdy are next
>>157665521YOU GOING TO TELL ME THE GAME DIDN'T SUCK ???
>>157665559it was a 23 total point slurpfest from two faggot teams, what did you think the NFL was gonna give you something better?
>>157665570we're the commercials any good or funny at least? I like the insurance ones
>>157665582niggas this isnt 2004 what the fuck do you think?
>>157665559GET FUCKING SET
>>157665491It's funny that this is the second time in the 21st Century that the Seahawks have had a world-breaking defense. It's almost become their calling card as a team, like how the Cowboys have always been known at their best for an elite offensive line and running game.
>>157665425AJ Brown was too busy being made of glass and over the hill
>>157665582I like seeing what hijinx ryan o'reilly will get up to next
I kind of feel bad for Nine. Everyone is just kicking him in the ribs while he's down.
>>157665663I dont feel bad for frauds who continuously fall upwards in life.
>>157665663He took the zen shit too far and then sucked in the pros. His whole meditating at the goal posts before every game was so fucking annoying. He deserves it. He's self obsessed.
>Bitchkknees no where to be found after gobbling fake gayes cock for 7 months. I think it's official. The pats where never good and it was actually brady all along. The 85 pats got raped, the bledsoe pats got destroyed, and your 25 pats got raped by seattle twice with one of those at the hands of drew fucking lock OMG I cant. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157665663he's sucks, he's corny, and he's made of glass.
>0-12 against teams with a winning record
>>157665674>caring about tripfagsJust ignore them, don't give them any attention.
>>157665690Who?
>>157665697Kek. Cannot believe that pats fags think this homo is remotely decent at the game
>>157665697I really hate both teams anyway
>>157665697I know it's just one game, but I feel so fucking vindicated
>>157665171Josh Mcdaniels is a retard. Vrabel needs to realize that and start hitting him like a misbehaved Irish housewife
I'm just saying, is Jalen hurts quarterback for Patriots last night the Patriots win
>>157665697This mindbroke the tranny btw.
>>157664779Lawrence Taylor is like 70. I don't think he has anything left in the tank.
Patriots will win 9 games and the season will end with AJ Brown having a police standoff on the roof of a Walgreens
Lock looked better than Maye.
>>157664934Absolutely Jets like numbers.
>>157664728I'm just gonna say it>AJ Brown would have caught that bomb from Drake instead of tipping it to the cornerback
Patriots did it to themselves how they handled the off season. Thankfully it's week 1.>no starters played in Pre season>Brown and Doubs look like busts>Maye is still shook against the rush, getting rid of a WR (Boutte) who can catch wasn't goodI at least have hope, but that performance may have cost him a major QB extension. Then again, Darnold and Bakey are having second careers.
>>157665762Doubs is so bad.
>>157665386Built like a Frigidaire. After 1 or 2 kids she's going to get hefty.
>>157665775Nah, she'll be one of those pilates chicks who is self conscious about it and still wears Lulu Lemon into her 50s despite having a thick trunk.
>>157664867...soul...
I fucking hate you people
>>157665810Bro, it was just Week 1.
>Ok Maye, we're down 3 within the 20 and with a timeout. We can send this to OT, just don't have the most comically retarded interception anyone has ever seenSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>157665697I can't get over this. THREE INTERCEPTIONS IN ONE HALF. This is the biggest meltdown I've seen from a quarterback in years. Maye wasn't just mediocre, he didn't just underperform, he flat-out shat his pants, undeniably.
>>157665771I have no idea why we got that faggot. Probably Genius Josh Mcdaniels' idea
>>157665819Oh yeah, he has that problem. Sad part is, he gets that way when he has no one. He tried twice to force it to Doubs. One INT, one horrific drop. I am glad we got a 6th rounder for Boutte...
>>157665824>In one halfEven worse, in one quarter
>>157665824Akin to Darnold melting down against the 2022 Pats. The sad part is the Pats front office is too cheap to sign good players. Them signing Gonzo was like a fucking act of God.
>>157665674>he doesn't filter tripcodesHow new are you?
LIKE WASSUPWITCHYASHE SAID CAN IPULL UPAND LAY UP WITCHYASHE SAID I WANNA WATCH A MOVIE IF YA GET THA PICTCHASHE SAID I NEED A BIG OLE BOOTY CALL HER BOB THE BUILDA
>>157665674I was asleep, do you not have work?
>>157665697Hey Bearsfags, can you guys believe people actually said we should've drafted Maye?
>>157665840>he’s already being retired Skill issue, pedo.
>>157665855@Grok translate ESL plz.
I love having gay sex.
gm. >drake maye
Where was Christian Gonzalez when it mattered?
I don’t even laugh at Patshitters after their humiliating, exposing loss. I simply do not think about them. And that’s what everyone did.
>>157665865They only allowed 13. The offense dropped it.
>>157665865I dunno, lets see if this webm has it
Patriots lost Week 1 last year as well and made it to the Owl. One never knows how the season breaks. Maybe Kyle Williams will have a breakou- ok I can't even meme that.
>>157665865After reviewing the footage, it looks like it was just a playcalling win. I doubt Gonzo whiffed his assignment, it seems he was meant to guard the LOS
>>157665748Nothing a few bumps can't fix
>>157665871>They only allowed 13To a visibly retarded Drew Lock who was so obliterated out of his mind with pure undiluted retardation that he kept re-reading his playcall on his armband before hiking the ball and throwing it in the wrong direction
>>157665887Yeah he was guarding outside.>>157665889JSN is that good. The Patriots have literally no actual weapons again. They sold us that Brown and Doubs would reform the passing game. That was an obvious lie.
Nobody is thinking about Patshitters. Everyone is thinking instead about my Chiefs.
>>157665895Shouldn't I be the salty bitch? lol
crazy the pats got rid of boutte so they could start someone who can't catch a pass that 99% of the greasy slobs watching at home would be able to catch
ONE MEATBALL SUB EXTRA CHEESE NO ONIONS COMING RIGHT UP SIR
>>157665901I haven’t been keeping up with your posts. Are you consneeding that Maye isn’t elite yet? Or were you the one arguing that he’s better than Mahomes in the last thread without your trip
>pedo>janny>larping about being marriedPick all 3 kek
>>157665889who the fuck cares that it was drew lock? pats could barely stop the seahawks rungame in the entire first half and the only reason the seahawks didn't score more is because the were undiciplined.don't pretend like that would've been any different under darnold.
>>157665819ACK
Drake “The Schedule” Maye
Drake had a drake induced melty
>>157665865They sent him on the blitz for some stupid ass reason
>>157665920>watching Maye play the Seahawks
>>157665922Drake is exactly like if Trubisky had the easiest schedule in the league on the Bears that first season when he went to the pro bowl, made the playoffs and was decent; played a backup QB in the NFCCG, and everyone decided he was legit elite. The Trubiskying is beginning
Jalen Hurts wouldn't have thrown 3 picks in the 4th to blow a 10-3 lead
>>157665922Many are saying this
>>157665871The Seahawks had more than 100 yards in penalties and no starting qb... and you think this reflects well on the Patriots?
>>157665932Jalen wouldnt hospital ball aj
>>157665669Now that would be good TV
>>157665934Kupp got robbed of a TD on some bullshit too
>>157665932>>157665937He also would have hit him perfectly on that flea flicker. He has a great deep ball.
>>157665872>>157665887>>157665894>lined up agaisnt JSN>hangs out to prevent the checkdown insteadkek
>>157665855>>157665911OH NO NO NO NO
I'm just happy there was meaningful football and we get another game in 13 hours :)We are so back!
Kiwi dm me
I'm not that kiwi
>>157665944Drakes shoulder must be fucked still he has zero zip
>>157665943Reffies had it out for my Seahawkies but in the end it didn't even matter.
>>157665957Honestly it looked like it
The Schedule has never been more exposed
>>157665947What do you mean? You never left. You live on here. This is your home and ecosystem. Like a squid
>>157665956I should have known, you sound too well-adjusted
>jew england couldn’t beat lock and the shithawks with reffie help >harder schedule this seasonlol lmao even
McDaniels coached the first half well. He had answers to Seattle’s pressures. Then Seattle made adjustments and McDaniels acted like he didn’t know the test had a back to it. Just did NOTHING to change things
>>157665957Oh no what happened? Did it get the flu??
>webm spammer is already back out in full forceIt’s ok bro. The donkeys aren’t going to even make it into the playoffs this year anyways
>>157665968>He had answers to Seattle’s pressures.Those answers? A ref dragon and a running into the punter.
3 4th quarter ints lmao
>bitchknees thinks the pats will have another deep playoff runZero ball knowledge.
I better get out of bed and take a dump before I shit myself again
>>157665984The crazy thing I was literally thinking inside my brain during that final drive, imagine the flak Vrabel would get if he kicked it here with like 40 seconds left, but on the other hand maybe that’s the only way he wins and Fake & Gaye turns it over again. I thought yeah, maybe in an alternate universe he kicks the field goal and takes it to OT and it’s the right decision because in this one Fake & Gaye throws an int haha. Nah but running out the clock is of course the right decision. >Next thing you know
I've seen enough, N9ne > Maye
Why won’t Ladysknee answer me about whether he thinks Maye is elite
>>157665998Vrabel and McDaniels are done after this season
>>157665988>one bad game equals an entire season down the looFucking jackass idiot. Refs were helping seattle all night after Darnold got hurt
>>157665997nothing more dangerous than ripping bleary eyed farts in bed
just wait until AJ Brown gets a real QB
>>157664742so? it's a dud class. The dunce class.
>>157666011Imagine AJ Brown with Mahomes or Allen. Why do only midshitters get WR1s
>>157665841Not a Maye fan, but McDaniels's vanilla offense gets beat by Seahawks D with most QBs. I think Maye would be better under a new OC
>>157666009Trip on bitchknees. No easy schedule this season.
>>157666017Because otherwise you get the Burrow situation and can’t afford anything else
>people ranked maye as a top 5 QB because... uh... well... because he is ok?!
>>157665930Trubisky never won a playoff game
Rank these QBs and only these QBs right now.DarnoldMayeGoffNixHurts Purdy
>>157666041He made it to a super bowl last year.
The Chiefs are so hot garbage
>3 turnovers in superbowl>3 turnovers in the rematchThe 33...
After last night's 3 int shitter, Drake Maye improved to 0-12 vs teams with a winning record
>>157666045PurdyGoffHurtsGAPDarnoldINCOMPREHENSIBLY LARGE GAPNixMaye
>>157666045HurtsDarnoldPurdyNixGoffMaye
>>157666045Darnold (if healthy)HurtsPurdyGoffNixMaye
What are some good reasons why we should try to watch the 49ers getting blow out tonight?
Tasty new WebMs
Everything will be fine when the pats blow out the shitass steelers 10 days from now.
>>157666053That’s not an improvement
>>157666047Trip on bitchknees
>>157666047Do you think Sam Darnold is top 5?
>>157665663>viqueens drafting mediocre white QB who was carried by his college team and is now way in over his head at the pro levelIt's like they didn't fucking learn from Christian Ponder.
>>157666061I took the Niners. LA just got to Aus yesterday
>>157666057>>157666058>>157666060reactionary retards
>>157666049Chiefs are going to curb stomp the donkeys on MNF. Travis’ balls are empty after cumming in taylor swift all summer on their honeymoon, meaning his testosterone levels are apexing during the refractory phase
>>157666064not posting sissy anime definitely would be
Had to deal with a whole off season of annoying Patsfags pretending Maye was ever better than 5. Nice to see it all undone in one evening
>>157666072I've never ranked Maye high.
>>157666072>reactionaryI've held the opinion that Maye is dogshit for over a year.
>>157666069means literally fuck all
>>157666076FLY CHIEFIES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORYFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>157666083I guess we'll see
I've seen enough, 2024 QB class ranked1) Bo Nix2) Jayden Daniels3) Caleb Williams4) Michael Penix5) Joe Milton6) Jordan Travis7) Spencer Rattler8) JJ McCarthy9) Drake Maye
>>157666063Mein Vrabel...
>>157666090gayleb clears everyone.
>>157666090Nix hasn’t done enough to knock off Daniels from the top spot
>>157666069based, the majority of the public is on LA. Bookies gonna make a killing.
>>157666093he gets knocked down a few pegs for being a flaming homosexual
>>157666090>blow dix>motherfucker>homo>benis>literally who>LITERALLY who>mutt>gaygay mcgaygay>fake and gaye
>>157666090Now text that to your friends in real life
>>157666100caring about what athletes do off the field is homosexual
>>157666090bix nood hasn’t even played in a CCG
>>157666100Why are bronie ponies so manly? It’s making my Chiefs bussy moist…
>>157666106>Now text that to your friends in real lifepost your phone number and I will
>>157666069>>157666099Faggot Mongrel Donald isn't even playing and Myles Gayrat has a bum knee and hasn't practiced at all this year.
>>157666115>to repeatWhat
>>157666106Ok, now what?
>>157666075what the fuck….why are you talking about kelce’s testicles?
>>157666123He’s being scientific seething tranny. Learn balls
>>157664842>CJ StroudLmao thought you could sneak in that retard like we wouldnt notice
Chiefies are far above this general intellectually. It is a frequent source of tension.
I just don't get it, what was that last throw?
>>157666063>>157666092...Ann Michael Maye could not recruit enough Carbs for a big play. Der Mc50yard spiral puttingitonadime tuddie (sponsored by Colgate and Best Western) Mayes ist nicht erfolgt.
>>157666121Now all your friends think you're a complete idiot.
>>157666135you’re literally all deranged
how long until AJ Brown starts reading his book on the sidelines?
>>157666150Genius often looks like insanity to normgroids such as yourself
>>157666148>now
>>157666153He’s not even playing anymore, joker
>>157666170thanks Dr. Chao
>Number of Sam Darnold passes completed to Seahawks players: 1>Number of Drake Maye passes completed to Seahawks players: 3
Remember when we all had a mog off and some jeetmaxxed Bronkek posted his brown eye kekEmbarrassing /nfl/ moment
>>157666075queefs fans are something else
>we were one Justin Herbert MVP vote away from Maye winning a League MVP off of that scheduleThis is my official Justin Herbert apology. If not for Herbert's regular season stat-padding, the MVP would have been permanently discredited. I will forego making fun of Herbert's postseason performances for 1 full day
I heard Drake "MVP" Maye got outdueled by Drew Lock. That can't be right, can it?
>>157666198NOOOOOOOOOOO THEY DONT DIRECTLY PLAY EACH OTHER ITS NOT LIKE THAT NOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT DRAKES FAULT THAT HE COULD ONLY SCORE TEN POINTS IN FOUR QUARTERS STOPPPPPP NOOOOOOOOO STOP RIGHT NOW STOPPPPPPPPPP
Shoutout to the Denver Broncos. You guys did a great job at finessing everyone else to get the only other real QB in the 2024 draft after Caleb and Jayden were off the board.
>>157666191Sexy aliens?
>Jayden
>>157664906I say this but I have yet to escape this mortal coil
>>157666011>implying aj brown is a real wr
>>157666139Desperation. Obviously they didn't break it out of him.
>>157666215Do so expeditiously
>>157666080Easy there, cuh. It's week 1.
>>157666228Why won’t you answer where you think Drake is elite.
>>157664834Can tell you never played because the offense does influence the defense and vice versa. The playcalling and schemes are different depending on if you have elite qb play. Going 3 and out on previous drive does hurt your defense and getting a pass td on previous drive does help your defense. Its not rocket science just situational football
>>157666220Dude got an ouchy and was kinda ass before. I am now pissed they sat the entire starting offense the entire pre season.
THIS is the best QB Arthur Juan has played with???
>3 INTs in one quarterLolLmao>past
We got a nice schedule of QBs lined up to get buttraped in Lumen Field this season:Up next:>Herbert >Purdy >Mahomes>Caleb >Arizona Cardinals QB>Dak>Dart>Stafford
>>157666232*whetherTranny site
>>157666228Maye is definitively not-clutch. Jayden, Caleb, and Bo are
>>157666244obsessed
I wouldn’t be too surprised if the Jets or Dolphins beat the Pastriots this year. Maye is dogshit.
>>157666249Those dudes are all children. I have no opinion of them until they hit 30
>>157666237>1/6 when 15 yards downfield>3 pickWow, it's almost as if Drake Maye is unable to throw the ball deep without turning it over
>>157666255Turn on your monitor
>>157664934Positively Winstonian.
>>157666259My dad actually asked me why they weren’t pushing the ball downfield more and I explained to him that he had missed the flea flicker and Maye can’t throw deep. Exactly as I said that he threw an int and my dad said, “Oh, I see, nevermind”
>>157666232He's mentally a mess right now. When he's right in the head he's elite, but I think last season and then the offense falling apart fucked him. Doubs was an absolute mess - on the of Rasheed Caldwell. But yeah, Maye regressing to just throwing up passes is bad. Still, Week 1 and decades of Patriots mad is making it worse than it is.
Mahomesian pick at the end of the game
>>157666258>I have no opinion of them until they hit 30
>>157666272Nobody says that
>>157666274>Pokemon go in 2026I have no words
>>157666269It's more he has zero confidence in who he has down there. He tried to Doubs finally and it was picked. Williams, Pop, and the wacky guy weren't getting it done. Last year, Boutte was the one providing that threat and the Pats dumped him for nothing because OMG AJ BROWN AND ROMEO!!@!
>>157666271So you still feel like he’s the guy? Just curious
Joe Burrow staunchly stands with Lindsay Clancy against the oppressive patriarchal medical establishment. Be like Joe Burrow.
>>157666285It's Week 1. lol
>>157666277A Mahomesian loss on national television
>mfw I realize Maye's inability to pass deep without turning the ball over is exactly like Mac Jones
>>157666302>turnstyle line>no actual WRsHmmm.
>>157666294If you had to choose between whether to keep him as the starter for the next 10 years or draft a qb with the first overall pick which would u take
>>157666271Do you think all of Ann's solo trips to the Caribbean have shattered his brain?
>>157666118Repeat a rehab stint I assume.
>>157666142kek
>>157665841that’s none of my business
Everyday it’s rape, domestic abuse, armed battery, vehicular manslaughter… yawn…. Why can’t nfl players commit cool crimes like cannibalism? Imagine lining up against an ex-cannibal.
>>157666297Not a thing
What's the hardest place for a QB to play? SeattleWhat's the hardest defense in the NFC fir a QB to play? SeattleYet there are people ITT ACTUALLY SURPRISED QBS STRUGGLE IN SEATTLEYou guys need to get a grip on reality
>>157666306ALWAYS WITH THE SCENARIOS! Teams though should always aim to draft the next QB every few years for two reasons. One, it keeps the starter from getting fat and useless like Rodgers and Mahomes, 2 you might hit a better chance.
>>157666329>cool crimesJeff Dahmer targeted young black men and cannibalized them. You think that’s “cool”?
>>157666336Yeah but Maye needs to learn to take a fucking sack.
>>157666341Not an answer sweaty
>>157666348If you have trouble with reading comprehension I think LLMs can break it down to simpler words for you.
>>157666045GoffHurtsPurdyDarnoldNixMaye
>>157666360Personally, swap Goff and Hurts. I can't rank Goff at 1 after Super Bowl 53
is bitch knees indian? he types like he is
>>157666356Your non-answer answers my questions, thank you. My curiosity is satiated. I will let you cope how you need to in peace
>>157666365>LLMS WILL BREAK IT DOWN TO MORE SIMPLER WORDS FOR YOU SARRRRRKek he does you are right about that. He should post hand
where do the patriots go from here?
>>157666364fair, goff is just extremely productive, at least in the regular season, except on christmas.
>>157666384*was, with Ben Johnson
>>157664875Maybe he's not heem.
>>157666369How many QBs successfully go 10 years? Would you consider Allen a success now almost 10 years in considering he has choked in big games?
>>157666346He said the same after the game that he got to impatient. He just turned 24 last month. People in their lower 20s are not known for patience but it comes naturally as you age. It does suck the NFL had a 10 year drought were no good QBs were produced so we are dealing with a lot of kids at the age we're nobody in any white collar profession would hire for anything important other than being an intern/trainee
>>157666380Home against the stillers
if you’re not rooting for as many rams injuries as possible you’re not a real fan
>>157666394Allen is a top 2 qb that automatically makes his team a contender every year, yes he’s worth keeping for ten years in that scenario. I think you know deep down Drake Maye is a big question mark and you’d know better than to commit your team for that long. Which would mean he’s not elite
>>157666397It's also week 1, but again he should know better by now.>>157666405I'd rather have Maye who could improve over Allen or Lamar who I know shit themselves under the big lights.
IT'S ONLY WEEK OOOOOOONNNNEEEEE
>>157666412>I'd rather have Maye who could improve over AllenTo be see the Pats sink so low as to have Bills Derangement Syndrome… grim times
>>157666423What has Josh Allen won?
>>157666402For me, it's Puka Nakua suffering a life altering concussion
>>157666429An MVP and respect as a top 50 QB all-time and he’ll probably get a ring at some point
>ackshually it's okay if our QB played like shitlmao
>>157666439HE’S A ROOKIE QB OF ONLY 3 YEARS
>>157666436>probably get a ring at some pointDelulu.
>>157666416Uh ohPlonked
>>157666439>has to go to reddit to farm takesDepressing.
>>157666412And you should know better than to think kids in their early 20s should have the patience of QBs in their late 20s/early 30s. Let's put you in a high pressure situation, you're going to shit all over yourself. Yes you know better but you're a dumb kid, you can't help it. But once you grow up to the age where boys start turning into adults, you'll get better at it, same as Gaye.
>>157666454You would not take Drake Maye over Josh Allen
The niners are going to winMyles garrett will suffer a devastating injury during the first quarter Purdy will throw for 300
>>157666466Of course, but at this point he should be taking sacks instead of doing it again. It makes me wonder what did they do all off season if not drill in him it's better to take a sack than do this shit.>>157666470I absolutely would. Jello Allen puddles when the game is on the line.
>>157666462>drake maye over the last 5 games>7 TDs>7 Ints>7 fumbles >24 sacksnow, that's depressing
>>157666482AJ Brown and Romeo Doubs will fix all this.lol
>>157666471this but purdy and puka also suffer devastating injuries
>fake and gaye
>>157665386Pats fans were always selfconscious about gisselle. Even though from carolinas she fits in with mass perfectly
>>157666482Josh Allen over the last 5 games>4 TDs>5 Fumbles>2 INTs>11 Sackshttps://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AlleJo02/gamelog/2025/
what is the point of head coaches who don’t call plays
hmmmmmmmm, they seem close. a bit too close
Went to bed at halftime and missed the world's least exciting comeback it seems
>>157666509OMG SO ELITE! Surely he won the Owl and is a 10+ Year QB!!!
>>157666511superbowl champion
>>157666481>makes me wonder what did they do all off seasonYou can't magically make a kid is his early 20s have the patience of a QB in hits early 20s/early 30s. You would fail hard if you were coaching him too. Look at us, we are all on an internet message board instead of getting real shit done. We are the biggest retards on the planet, so we have no room to talk about "why didn't they do this smarter thing like get off the Internet and do something respectable? They had all off-season to prepare to get off the Internet"
>>157666512The best thing to happen last night was the GOP thirsting to Hasan's cock while crashing Grindr on the Kirkaversary Eve.
>>157666526Yea but we're based retards
>>157666512*wakes up next to you*Good morning ;)
>>157666509what does Josh Allen do?
Drake Maye has a face that I can't imagine being old. He's got a scrunched-up babyface, when he gets old he's going to look like a weird old man, and I bet he'll smell bad, too.
>>157666431It would he hilariously ironic if he were eaten alive by aborigines.
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.
>>157666567I cannot wait for Christmas.
>>157665036Be more involved and I shall include you
>>157664765>Drew Lock lost a job to Tommy Devito
>per Peter Schrager: Drake Maye is now 0-39 against teams with a winning record Wow
>>157666563We have a full glass door to our store that I love keeping so clean you can't even see the glass for this very reason
>>157666511Milroe is just happy to be here.
>>157666570Bo finna buck break allen again, lmao.
>>157666481>Jello Allen puddles when the game is on the line.Maye just threw the ugliest game losing pick of the entire season like 10 hours ago
>fraudulent superb owl teamsthankfully your time is coming to an end.
Haven't checked /sp/ since AprilHow did new england's qb have 3 (three) passes to a seahawks player, while seattle's starting qb had 1 (juan)Has this ever happened in a game before?That's pretty frickin funny despite your fandom. Condolences to both the boston niggas and the seattle niggas tho
>>157666598Allen does that all the time.
>>157666599just say AFC next time
>>157666584That is obviously incorrect.
>>157665073She didn't even cut her cookie bread monstrosity evenly, it looked like she just picked up the hobby last week. This bitch can't cook.
>>157665690>>157666053>>157666584I think we can all agree that Drake Maye is the greatest playoff QB in the NFL
>>157666611Fact check: TRVKE
rolling for dubschem em niggas
>underthrown flaccid deep ballmy qb would never
Drake Maye has finally tied Pro-Bowl QB Shaduer Sanders in # of TD passes against winning teams
>>157666634we sail our WRs in this mothafuckaunderthrows are for the weak
>>157664837>no dovin the trash it goes
>>157666602because patriots started fake gaye
6 6's confirms Bills superb owl
>>157666634to bad he blew what would have been one of the greatest comeback miracles ever and many men
>>157666667DJ Moore sabotaged him with the last route and was summarily shipped off to Buffalo with the rest of the born losers.
Apologize
>>157666634They really said we should’ve drafted Maye instead
>>157666689That is a no brainer. Jayden Daniels was RG3. Is he still playing?
Injury update up. AJ Brown anyone?
>>157666689True. Jayden would never throw those picks
>yeah Drake Maye is an elite MVP candidate>Caleb? seems like a regression candidatethis is the narrative AIPAC wants you to believe
>>157666700foot had to be amputated
>>157666700Bussy broken.
>>157666304I was ASSURED this wasn't the case and they got better
>>1576667311. They do, I have confidence he can imrpove.2. Big L on me. AJ Brown is what you all said he was and Doubs is fucking cashed.3. The D held up.
>>157666731Unfortunately AJ Brown does not play LT. Maybe they were confused, but expensive luxury WRs don't tend to fix pass protection.
Drake "Hospital Ball" Maye
>>157666699When Jayden was the age Drake Maye is now, he was at LSUJayden has two NFL seasons under his belt The sensational rookie year that ended with him shutting all over himself in the playoffs when he faced the Eagles DThe second year he got figured out, was terrible, went 2-5 and then got knocked out of the league This year he's attempting a comeback
>>157666742Mack Hollins was invisible last night too. I am glad they kept him instead of Boutte.
Good morning /NFL/>Fake Gaye
>>157666746>week 1 @PHIwe all know what is happening (it's happening again)
the pats are fake and Gayeas in drake Gaye sucks and is a fraud and his wife is an attention whore and her cooking SUCKS
Was Maye’s performance better or worse than the Owl?On the one hand, he was more productive in the first 3 quarters. I don’t think Seattle got a sack until the 4th. On the other, he had an even bigger meltdown despite leading or being tied
>>157666699>>157666767Keeeeeeeeeeeeek trip on bitchknees. Hating on 5 won’t make Maye any less of a choker
>>157666748nigga get a job lmao
>>157666784significantly worse. they had a whole offseason to prepare and Seattle was missing several of the blue chippers they had in the SB.
>>157666790Got one. You need resume help?>>157666789I have no Jayden Daniels images on my computer except the ones I made in AI of him and his Mom fucking.
>>157666784>got outplayed by Drew LockYou tell me
I just took a big, fat AJ Brown. It wouldn't flush, I had to plunge it
>>157665359what the fuck is pats 66 doing here?
>>157666809HOWIE!!!!!
So glad the pats lost, love seeing BK on full damage control over his shit team lmao
>>157666748>Mack Hollins was invisible last night tooAt around halftime they was a star that Hollins was #1 of the Patriot WRs in snaps played, but only ran three routes, rest of the time he was being a blocker>Initially heavily utilized as a run-blocker in the first half, after A.J. Brown left due to an ankle injury he ran more routes. Caught 4 of 5 targets for a team-high 51 receiving yards.
>>157666809I hate to see Philly prosper but that must have been a phenomenal hatewatch I’m jelly
>>157666412>I'd rather have Maye who could improve over Allen or Lamar who I know shit themselves under the big lights.Oh right, I'm sure we haven't seen a QB who had one "good" season and then never done it again. Oh wait,>Blake Bortles>Case KeenumThat's just one year. Drake "The Schedule" Maye, you've done it again.
>>157666748wtf are you talking about Hollins was the one that picked up most of their crucial first downshe was essentially their WR1 last nighthe was the one that converted that 4th down that almost sealed the game for them if Maye didn't go full retard
>>157666767Not looking good for Washington
I think the Jets have a real chance here.
>>157666825honestly I'd rather he just sucked from being over the hill vs being given an out of being made of glass in his advanced agebut this is a good second best case scenario
ALERT ALERTHE'S STILL GOT THE MOTION
Reminder : Don’t fuck around with Pedosknee
>>157666829He had one first down all night.
Ah, another Sept of all these shitters thinking their teams are relevant before the cold hard truth hits them over the head by Oct: the Eagles are all that matters
iggles legend, super bowl champion mack hollins
Impressive, Seattle. You didn’t even need Terry McAuley to win that one
>>157666855Depressing tbqh. But no the JEST have no chance.
Ynr Bill Simmons and the Boston Sports Media trying to rob Stafford of MVP in broad daylight lmao
>>157666889I didnt even know he was on the Patrishits lol
>>157666906I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the league gave Stafford his retirement ring...though it would be kind of ...bland?...to see LA winning in So-Fi...again...
>>157666855holy shit is this real? lol they are both so fucking bad
>>157666874the most important first down of the game for the Pats and their receiving leader for the game4 catches on 5 targets for 51 yards, one of them being a crucial first seems good to be especially playing as safety blanket, and double especially with the showing of their other receivers he mind as well be prime Moss in comparison
>>157666920he will def get the Peyton Manning treatment at the end to prop up LA
>>157666922that is such hot garbage stop defending the Fake Gayes. Hollins sucks and Maye is a bottom 5 QB
>>157666857This wolf turns me on so much
>>157666929their last own win didn't do much to boost the LA market don't really know why they keep tryingtwo LA teams and they are still a Raiders and 49ers city
>>157666922He was useless in the offense last night.
>>157666911>>157666929League doesn’t have to gift a ring. If anything they screwed him out of one last year with that conversion. He’s already won one. And is QB of the best/scariest team in the league. Cope
I’ve seen enough, Pats are coming in 4th in the divvy
>>157666934Considering AJ Brown died last night and Doubs has hands make of butter, Maye just needs to learn to take a fucking sack instead of Tony Romoing the ball.
>>157666934I'm not defending Maye he sucks assI am however defending Hollinsif any reciever on that team showed up last night it was him more than any other
>>157666957Hollins is a 5th option at best.>>157666951stfu pedo
>>157666955NEW
>>157666950They aren’t finishing below the Jets or Miami, but 9-8/8-9?? I can see that. >AJ out 2-4 weeks Vrabel karma
>>157666906has anyone checked in Portnoy?
>>157666969Dolphins will win the division and shock the nfl
>>157666284They should play chism, guy doesn’t drop anything and has a real mongrel about him like Edelman or Amendola
Thanks for the Boutte, pats!>t. toxinsfag
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