lmao at the pats
that looked a little Mahomey
Second for eagles SB
jagwires
I can't believe bo nix lost to this guy and geno smith didn't
Who will get the first bussy injury of the year?
Look, shaving your balls isn't gay. It feels quite nice during sex. Shaving your asshole on the other hand is pretty homosexual.
Should I consider using my work computer to find a piracy site to watch sports shows while at work? I want to pirate FTF during my shift
>>157668706Blo Dix was recovering from a torn bussy
>>157668682Mahomesian
>>157668712thought darno already did
>>157668712Gayleb
I miss Brady's quickness on fucked up plays. Pats fans forget how Bledsoe used to get criticized for holding the ball until he got shreked or threw a pick, and then Brady comes in and tosses it away as soon as the play goes tits up. I realize dudes like Mahomes who can run around in circles and make a busted play work are fun to watch, but the key part there is actually passing to a teammate and Maye seems to have trouble with that.
>razorcakes back to feasting on the bottom feeder AFCE again
>>157668712Drake Maye had his bussy torn wide open in the 4th quarter last night
>>157668682Why the FUCK did he think this throw was a good idea?
>>157668578I've been saying similar things for a while and no one listened
Rammies play tonight
its time to have a conversation about benching will campbell
>>157668724Maye just folds under pressure. During the last drive he rolled right and went out of bounds for a yard or two loss instead of just throwing the ball away. It’s just a really dumb mistake for a pro QB
>>157668731He's just a dogshit quarterback, I'm afraid.
Not to pile on the poor dude, but I need to point out Ann Michael Maye is a horrible cook. Even I'm better but I dated a professional chef last year and the difference is night and day.
>>157668731Because he’s actually McCarthy tier that plays in a weak conference and had a cake schedule last year.
Less Sneed
Where was the NFL's highest paid cornerback on this play? He starts lined up against JSN and then....?
>>157668731if it's a deeper ball and the receiver can keep stride it's a touchdown but it's horribly underthrown, you can see the receiver slam on the brakes as love comes in to jump in front
>>157668733
Now that the dust has settled, do you think Drake wouldn't be a bust if he had a coach that was a family man instead of a coos hound
>>157668748retarded take, JJ and Maye were nothing alike in college
>>157668753gonzo did his assignment, blame the play call
>>157668739>Maye just folds under pressureThis really stands out to me. I don't think I've ever seen a Maye game where I thought he balled out and carried the team in the 4th quarter.
>>157668753That’s not on Gonzo, he’s playing his assignment. It’s 4th&1 and the DC wants his best CB covering the slant. You can criticize the play call, but Gonzo is doing his part
>>157668731I think Maye has videogame brain. You can see it in slightly different ways on each int. On this one, it's "see window ---> throw it" without regard for how long the ball might take to get to it's target and how the defense might react and move in that time. It's like his mind can't comprehend that other people (the computer) have agency.
Drake Gay XD
>>157668747I'm a total amateur and my slop MOGS Mrs. Maye's.
>>157668774IIRC Maye only has one 4th quarter comeback win (against the Ravens lol)
UH OH! WE HAVE A STINKY SITUATION IN ATLANTA!https://x.com/marcraimondi/status/2098105270841094440>During the open media portion of practice, #Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa touched his back and sat down on the grass briefly during individual drills Thursday. It was unclear exactly what had happened. He didn’t seem to throw again after, but media only gets to watch a small portion of practice.
>>157668767>>157668780You shut the fuck up, I will have no McDaniels slander itt.
>>157668787Sir please, some of us are trying to eat lunch
>>157668753His role on that play was to cover the run/flat and he did that. JSN got open because of the play call, which beat the coverage the Pats had called.I do think Gonzalez could have hustled instead of jogging behind the play initially, and he might have been able to make a tackle.
>>157668793He’s fucking done dude. For his own benefit, he needs to stop playing after this year. Not like he’ll see a whole lot of playing time this year anyway.
Should the Patriots think about signing Russel Wilson to salvage the season?
>>157668797Anon, McDaniels is the offensive coordinator, not defensive
>>157668787are you a XX woman? get the FUCK out of my thread
>>157668789Lol! I can't believe people actually believed this faggot was good at any point.
>>157668797McDaniels isnt the DC moron
>>157668789Didn't Brady have eight his first two years in the league?
>>157668787>>157668747she's not *that* bad in the grand scheme but cooking is fairly easy for anyone willing to make the effort. it takes negligence and determination to actually be bad at cooking. it's not restaurant quality but i'm sure her food tastes just ok
>>157668807They should trade for Joe Milton.
>>157668807aye
Josh McDaniels is fucking terrible.
>>157668820Look at her knife skills. It's like watching someone try to open a can with a screwdriver.
>>157668807flacc attacc baby
>>157668807honestly, that's not a bad idea.
>>157668807Tanner McKee to Seattle, or Andy Dalton to New England?
>>157668825Yeah, that’s a good thing. And delete that dumb image off your computer, we’re good now
>>157668825What's his deal anyway? Since he came back last year his favorite plays are laterals in the backfield and runs up the middle on 3rd down.
>>157668787why not just lay a strip of bacon on top of the jalapeno lengthwise?
Coddled by the mediaMahomesAllenBurrowHerbertLawrenceMayeCalebLoveStaffordHated by the mediaLamarHurtsPurdyGoffNixDanielsStroudDakBaker
pats options at qb>will levis>trade for kirko>jimmy garoppolo>russell wilson>trade for drew lock when sam is healthy
Based Boomer Vic
>>157668841Who gives a shit what “people” in the media say?
Episode 3The Return Of The King
>>157668849This chud boomer berated Anthony Fauci, he should be banned from the NFL for that.
>have seahawks for my defense in fantasy>league manager fucked up and assigned points to defensive players instead of defenses even though we don't use thempain
>>157668855>tears his bussy
>@RobDemovsky>The District Attorney is asking for a conviction on the battery count and will accept the deferred agreement on the criminal damage of property if he meets the five stipulations. >DA David Lasee said he will not seek jail time for Josh Jacobs.
>>157668793>Falcons are going to start a UDFA QB Week 1
>>157668849kek
Ravens comin'
>>157668849
>>157668849statfags btfo
>>157668861sounds like your chud manager needs to manually fix the league he broke and if he won't then it's not a league worth posting to us about
>>157668845They might sneak into the wildcard round with Kirk, but that's a bad move long-term. This team is loaded on defense and skill positions, and they really are just a QB away from contending. The best option is to let Maye play out the season, then hope they can get a decent QB with the 2nd overall pick
>>157668855They’re sleeping on usThey’re unprepared
>>157668841Accurate. Lawrence maybe shouldn’t be on either
Drake Maye can't make this throw
>>157668872You're being too nice bro.>>157668861No one here gives a fuck go post in /ffg/>b-but it's slowOf course it is because fantasy is for faggots.
>>157668881>qbs with often playoff success and also love/lawrence>qbs without often playoff success and also hurtshmm i wonder
>>157668845Time to blow it up AJ is already looking at the trade block
>>157668890Can’t Mayke
>>157668841>Mahomes>Coddled by the mediathis is just flat out, plain old incorrect.
>>157668890do you have one of the floater pass to kupp on the right sideline
>Tress Way says he expects to retire after this seasonThere goes my hero, watch him as he goes!
>>157668890sure he can, but not against seattledrew lock's game is the same as jaxson dart, quick on 1st or 2nd read
>>157668914why did lock play so bad for the giants? isn't daboll supposed to be a quarterback guy?
>>157668911Would they have won that game with Way at QB instead of Daniels?
>Josh Jacobs to remain on goodels exemption listPackers are starting 0-6
>>157668928yes of course 23 yards per attempt is elite stuff
>>157668909Now here’s a guy who just gets to the point Mahomesianly
>>157668797>orlovsky
>>157668909You are as ridiculous as you are stupid which is very.
>>157668925pretty much everyone not named dexter underperforms for the giants
>>157668797>andlovsky
>>157668909Mahomie is an ordained saint in the DEI sports media era
>>157668938>>157668947Mahomes gets to play the Villain because the Media has to tell the Allen/Burrow/Herberts of the NFL that they're better than someone, and that someone has to be the most successful person in the NFL.
>>157668909Queefies actually think they’re oppressed lmao
If I want to know if a player is good or not, I consult the PFF rankings.
>>157668965yes, the media slurps on Mahomes cock all the time when they label Allen the "Best QB in the NFL"
>>157668974That would be wise
>>157668979to be fair allen is the only qb in nfl history
>>157668979nobody actually says thisit's always mahomes and stafford because they've won owls
>>157668911That was a fun game
>>157668909Everyone is saying the Chiefs are super bowl contenders despite going 6-11 last year
>>157668991>Nobody actually says thisBuffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen was ranked as the No. 1 quarterback by ESPN's league poll for the 2026 season based on an anonymous survey of executives, coaches, and scouts.
>>157668994They will definitely be better. They had a positive scoring differential last year despite a 6-11 record, a couple games’ worth, they got some really unlucky breaks.
>>157668995>muh espnMatt Stafford won MVP last year
Best young player in the NFL has /sp/'s peanut gallery sobbing for almost 24 hours straight now.
>>157668911>last Redskin player and the only consistent thing about them retiring next year. I fucking miss him already.
>>157669001they have no receivers and a subpar linewalker is an upgrade at rbdefense got marginally worse but should be above averageI can see them go like 10-7 for a wild card or I can see them miss playoffs again
>>157669008>based on an anonymous survey of executives, coaches, and scouts
>drake maybe
>>157669012imagine the level of basement IQ to actually respond to a survey
>>157669015He went vs the Seahawks D, best in the NFC. He did a great job with those, neutralizing the corner blitzes that Seattle raped NE in the SB with
Which one should I wear today Ramilia?
>>157668979Holy shit, you’ve actually got the mentality of a jew
>>157669009Where did Drew Lock (objectively superior to Raped Gaye) rank?
>>157668712Darnold already tore his
>>157669033If the Media slurped Mahomes cock, they'd label him the Best QB in the league, and let him sit on his throne.Instead, you have them worship the feet around Josh Allen and Joe Burrow, who are two nobodies that have done nothing of note in the league.
>>157669032The one you look best in if you're going outsideThe one you're most comfy in if you're staying home
>tua hurt himself and now Cooper Rush is startingHoly KWAB
>>157669012read: “we made it up”
>>157668974For me? I put on 12 hours of all 22 film and break out my Eye Test Goggles.
>>157669041Do you enjoying crying and sobbing? Is this like a psychological condition?
>>157668816>>157668808No.... then who is to blame?
>>157669035Drew Lock didn't do against Seattle's D on Seattle. Do you know what objective even means?
I wasn't here last night what's the consensus about>Maye last night>Patriots last night>Seahawks repeating>Mina Kimeshow are we feeling
>>157668737Will they be too tired?
>>157669056It's just simply pointing out the facts here. They have to put Mahomes down in order to prop up a bunch of QBs who haven't amounted to anything in the league.Nobody would click an article that just lists things as they are. They need confirmation Joshie is the best
I don't know why the Broncos ever dropped Drew Lock. Shitty old ownership before Walmart took over I guess.
>hurr durr AI is soulless APOLOGIZE
Has there ever been another time in the history of the NFL when the consensus number one quarterback is someone who had never been to a Super Bowl, had never been First-team All-Pro, was not the reigning MVP, didn’t have the most, second-most, or third-most MVPs of any active player, and was not coming off the best season in his career?In fact, the most recent game he played was arguably the most damaging loss of his career. Has there ever been another time when a quarterback with that resume was the best? I’d argue, ‘No.’
Maye and Allen have otherworldly PR
Pick one
need to see the muppetmutt get double theisman’d, have both legs amputated at the knee and have to live the rest of his short, miserable life as a crippled bitch before doing the world a favor and suck starting a shotgun
>>157669093kys
>>157669099I'd just sell the team instead. Yuck.
>>157669093Kek my buddy and I used to say these WRs that can’t catch had wrists, like their arms just end there
>>157669047I’m staying in to watch with family, but will probably go out to grab some food around halftime. Been rocking the Puka for a couple years but I’m starting to think I don’t wanna wear it anymore, not because I’m ashamed but because I don’t wanna deal with/avoid conversations having to deal with his legal matters and controversy.
>>157669095I don't know the answer, but none of those things are relevant to who is the best QB in the league. You listed a team achievement, a bunch of media awards, and a subjective and irrelevant characterization.
>>157669120NFL Execs, scouts, and coaches as well as NFL players voted Josh Allen the best QB going into 2026.
>>157669095Whose consensus? Who put out the Mahomes mountain graphic?
kneediddy still trying to deflect onto nando lmao
>>157669072Maybe, but I don't want excuses from either team.
>>157669131The NFL Scouts, execs, and coaches who answered ESPNs survey to rank Josh Allen the #1 QB, and the players who voted in NFL Top 100 who put Josh Allen #2 out of 100. Behind Myles Garrett.
>>157669096>Love 3rdLol. Who made this list, Minda Kines?
>>157668880>>157668855He's gonna tear his bussy
What do you think of the 49ers WRs?Age 33 Mike EvansAge 30 Deebo Samuel Sr.Age 23 rookie De'Zhaun Stribling, the surprise 2ndR pick when these were on the board>Denzel Boston>Germie BernardEtc
>>157669095The best QB at the moment is Stafford who has a ring and an MVP. >implying Allen or Mahomes is the best QB It’s not 2023 anymore
>>157669149I doubt figures exist for anyone before the last decade or so. Marino went to the owl and won mvp in his second season then never again but was still probably considered the best QB for most of his career despite never reaching those same heights
>the doorstep of despairkek
>>157669166NFL Scouts, execs, coaches and players would call you wrong and listed Josh Allen as #1. What are your qualifications to call those people wrong.
I just realized all 3 interceptions were in the 4th quarter
They're playing Danny Boy for the Pats on FTF lmao
>>157668682>shows are bait>people are the products
>>157669166Pretty much this. Anyone crying Josh Allen or Patrick Mahomes is the definition of the biggest retard on the planet
My Chargies!
>>157669184>>157669177
>>157669096This list doesn't make a lot of sense. Stafford and maybe Dak belong up there (and Hurts at 10 is fine, he misses some reads but doesn't throw ints). But none of the others.
>>157668845at least levis can actually throw the ball downfield and can make meme worthy lowlights
Pasties... they're all laughing at us again...
>>157669001>unlucky breaksMeaning they didn't get favorable refball lmao
>>157669093Kys
>>157669159I think they’re one young receiver (Pearsall sadly) away from having a very dynamic room. I wouldn’t be surprised if Stribling ends up being really good. Idk what Deebo’s got left, and health/age is a real concern with Mike Evans. Gotta remember McCaffery is also a pass catcher. I’d give their room a solid B letter grade
>>157669196Why does this make you seethe so hard? I don't understand how you get so buck broken over shit normal people don't give two shits about You being retarded is not good for you. Do you really hope to waste more time crying over NFL QBs? Who gives a shit? When you die are you going to be like I wish I spent my life crying over QBs. Quit being retarded and it will improve your life.
Rammies are about to shit themselves on live television
>>157669001they got spotted 14 points by the refs against the faguars
>>157669159>Denzel BostonI know you're not a ball knower lol
>>157669250I'll be grateful I didn't make this post of seethe right here.I'm just posting factual reality, and you're out here projecting about my deathbed lmao
RAMS CAVE
>>157669218Remember when they lost to baker mayfield lol
>>157669272That game they didn't have 6 defensive starters? No, it wasn't broadcast in my area.
>>157669218Just realised they've won every game since I bet them to win the superb owl after the rams loss
>>157669263Deathbed meditation - you hear it all the time but it is just a common sense way to not live life in an absolutely idiotic mannerWasting your precious time in life seething and crying over NFL QBs is only something very foolish and tiny minded person would doYou're not the only one I'm trying to help here, it's half the people in ITTHope you all pull yourselves together soon
>>157669096Glad I'm not the only one that can't stop thinking about Josh Allen <3
Exited to see Myles Garrett tonite bros
>>157669307where'd you exit?
>>157669300lol, lmao even
>>157669304Damn. He got the whole room acting up. My qb could never.
>>157669307He's tearing his leg on the first drive
I fucking love the bagpipes
teams just need to spam cover 6 and drake maybe will be seeing ghosts all game
>>157669071>>Maye last nightGarbage weakmind>>Patriots last nightD was OK. Receiver room is fucked.>>Seahawks repeatingLol>>Mina Kimes...
>>157669316Fuck, excited. Good shit for calling out my grammar anon we gotta hold each other accountable
>>157669336and last night, fake gaye is figured out
>>157669307I bet my friend he's going to be looked at as washed come New Years
>>157669350Now just need to build the best defense in the NFC and you got it
Aaron Rodgers on Dianna Russini and ESPN:“I also said your a gutless organization because they haven’t said anything. They spend so much time on certain issues but you won’t talk one second on the Dianna Russini situation. What just happened let’s see the owner of the 49ers solicited a prostitute for $140 in Ohio. That literally was the number one topic when you click on ESPN . Com. They will rotate the eight stories or whatever they have but they usually have like the one story that's featured. That was the featured story. So you bring in how many millions of eyes to that situation. Why do you want to throw Jed York under the bus. But does that have the same effect as a reporter who’s you know hasintimate relations with a coach who has a vote for MVP has a vote for coach of the year. I don't know if she's on the Hall of Fame or not but there's voting stuff.”
>>157669307Excited to see that bum lose
Are they playing in this cricket stadium?
Kek
*GOODELL SAYS NFL EVALUATING IF SHOULD REPACKAGE ITS GAMES: CNBC. what does that mean /sp/orts
It's 5:22am in Melbourne Australia right now
>>157668787This looks disgusting and retarded
>>157669390True
>>157669413probably more games on netflix and amazon primemaybe adding in apple tv because why not?
>>157669419Rams currently at cruising altitude over Fiji
>>157669428It was delicious once cooked.
>>157669437wtf I thought it meant free games
Interesting connection to the 49ers:During the 1850s Victorian gold rush, the city (Melbourne, Australia) entered a lengthy boom period that, by the late 1880s, had transformed it into one of the largest and wealthiest metropolises in both Australia and the world
>>157669413more streaming slop, less over the air gamesyou'll need to have every streaming service and cable plus a youtube tv subscription to watch all the games
>>157669413Probably go back to the AFC and NFC packages I guess
>>157669452lol
>>157669432why is he speaking so freely right before the season and why is he leaving out the NFL getting our games to netflix prime youtube peacock and apple
>>157669351>>157669409I’ve been stealing the show by abusing the 5 minute preview but it kinda sucks ass now because it used to be an hour. Why don’t they stream the show on YT?
>>157669471>why is he speaking so freely right before the seasonLast year>why is he leaving out the NFL getting our games to netflix prime youtube peacock and appleThat makes him more money
One of these two tonight is going to end up as the California dreamers
>it was 10-0
>>157669471He has podcast brain (terminal)
Now that we're all aware that Bo, JJ, and Maye aren't the real deal and that Williams and Penix are the ones to pay attention to, I appreciate your apology. Just a heads-up for the future: let's avoid any racist comments about Black coaches and Black QBs.Tom Brady is a cheater
California and specifically, Los Angeles' SoFi Stadium will host Super Bowl 61 – a game that both the Rams and 49ers are hopeful to be playing in when the calendar flips to February.
>>157669524Brady likes my black quarterback
Kickoff will be at 10:35 a.m. local time in Melbourne.35 after the hour
>>157669530Mendoza is not black he is a spaniard
>>157669545Will anyone be there? Aren't they all at work?
The Rams and 49ers game in Australia is a Netflix exclusive. That means you will need the streaming service to watch the action, unless you live in either the Los Angeles or San Francisco market.
>australians>work
Look how far away those seats are from the game. Seems like a rugby field would have been way better
Heard Dan Orlovsky say >Jalen Hurts doesn't lose that gameAnd you could feel the anguish he had while saying that
>>157669569And that's a good thing. If it were on TV I'd probably force myself to watch it but now I can do something else.
Australian woman always have big asses.
>>157669569Or Canada
>>157669586Not like it matters they won't even know what's going on anyways.
>>157669586MCG is the most prestigious stadium though
>>157669569For me it's nflbite streaming from my laptop on my tv while I lay in bed and stroke my very large and girthy member.
>>157669390He’s 100% right on this
>>157669560You need people to work evenings (service industry etc) and they are all free
>>157669580oy we be tradies and enjoy XXXX Gold on the esky
>Gaylen 'bus rider' SquirtsLmao
>It's 5 am in australia and the rams team has been awake since 10 pmGonna be hilarious if they get rekt by the 49era practice squad
>>157669307And somehow, this made ‘em seethe
>>157669442What’s in the jalapeños/shrooms? Crab?
>>157669590Yeah I got a nice party I've been looking forward too that is at an art gallery so no TVs so glad I'm not the only one missing it. It is one of my favorite rivalries in sports but this party is going to be awesome
>>157669620but he left off the NFL greed and that the NFL didnt punish the coach like it does the Black players
>>157669659>but he didn’t go into these non sequiturs I obsess overThat’s enough
>>157669615>nflbite
>>157669615I'd like a stream of that
>>157669642Yeah, straight from your mom kek
>>157669674Ew why would you eat that
>>157669668stop bullying me im just a casual fan of /sp/orts I might leave this place and return to red dit
>>157669653That's awesome. Hope you have a great time!
>>157669670I wonder if these sites are actually dangerous or if they paid antivirus companies to say they're dangerous so you don't use it cause it works or something
Noah Eagle headlines the Netflix broadcast booth with the play-by-play duties. Luke Kuechly, who was just inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, will provide analysis & commentary
>>157669684Sorry baby please don’t go
>>157669698almost my exact thoughts
>>157669717okay sweaty
>>157669698It's the latter
>>157669734Beavis and the Kansas City Methros
fake “and” gaye
>>157669056No, I leave that to Chiefs haters
>>157669710Noah Eagle is Jewish Family Roots: He is the son of sportscaster Ian Eagle and the grandson of comedian Jack Eagle, both of whom were also raised in Jewish families. Upbringing: He grew up in Essex Fells, New Jersey, within a Jewish household, and has spoken about his faith and career journey on cultural programs like the Jewish Broadcasting Service show "Rabbi on the Sidelines"
>>157669734Chiefs Kingdom
>>157669734Gulf Coast Road Trip
>>157669734The Panama City Boys
>>157669586Looks good to me.
>>157669734adolph methler would look normal if he ditched the mullet and the stache
>>157669367he cant read defenses, just as long as your team has a better offense than drew lock and one elite WR then you can smoke the patriots
I'm think about da joos again...
>>157669734Methro Dull
Filing a missing persons report for Romeo Doubs
>>157669615Is it musky?
>>157669642Cream cheese and minced lil smokies.
>>157669825BOOOOOOOO
>>157669848kek
>>157669848urns
>>157669734Fent Bender
>>157669834There’s no way Boston isn’t calling for him to be lynched right now.
Mike V was to busy over the summer to coach up Maye on cover 6 defense
>>157669865$8.6 million a year to a WR with 3 targets 0 catches with 1 drop and 1 target that got picked
>>157669734That's everyone's favorite power violence band Dick Shitter(TX)
The Los Fageles Raped
>1/6 on 15+ yard passes w/ 3 picks>Maye cannot throw the ball deep without turning it over Where were you when you realized that Maye is the black Mac Jones
>>157669859My bad meant for >>157669825
>>157669895He really really likes women.
>>157669902blac jones
>>157669895She didn't want to live life as his beard can you blame her
I've yet to see a single Drake Maye hater answer this question
>>157669916i remember this same narrative about russell wilson during the LOB era but russell was actually a good QB kek
JUST IN: LG smart TVs were reportedly caught scanning users’ home networks, tracking viewing activity, & recording nearby conversations — even while disconnected from the internet. You guys told me a smart tv wasnt very smart and didnt understand football i will never listen to you guys again. me and the wife use sign language around the house to communicate
>>157669895Part of me thinks he’s being catty, but it’s good to call out unrepentant whores. The fact this woman thought “we’re engaged so I should go cheat” was a reasonable thing to say is beyond insane
>>157669895Why is he airing this out publicly? Why won't he just shut the fuck up for once?
>>157669925This is why they're so cheap btw, they all do this.
>>157669875Too busy skating and rocking out
>>157669895 feel bad for him if true.
>>157669895Aaron meant HE had to fuck some guy
>>157669914nah I dont blame her we got chooses and thats one shitty chose
The Patriots have scored ZERO points in the 2026 NFL season in drives where they did not get at least 15 penalty yards
>>157669936Sounds like she made it public first >>157669944Lol
>>157669902Brady esque checkdowns, he's elite
ancient Teutonic order battle hymns could be heard reverberating throughout the halls of allegiant stadium today seems as though kirk and Fernando are getting locked in for Sunday….
>>157669895She walked in on him sucking some guys dick and said, "I want me some of that" and at that exact moment his heart shattered.
Should I get my tattoo removed
>>157669925All of them do it, not just LG And your phone too.
>>157669953they had one cupcake SB run and the wheels immediately fell off kek. Vrabel needs a new side piece to get this shit turned around.
>>157669959>Brady-esqueBrady would’ve thrown it away in the final play of the game. He also wouldn’t have had that 2 yard loss where Maye end out of bounds despite nobody being around instead of just tossing it away, which is a quietly shit play that got overshadowed by the picks
>>157669895Kek based women are dumb as shit. I can 100% imagine her saying "i just have to sleep with this guy one last time so i can close the book on that chapter of my life" or something similar. Women constantly find ways to try and validate their bad behavior. They can never be the bad person in their story it simply doesn't compute to them
>>157669895Leaving someone because they cheat/want to cheat is an extremely normal reason to break up.
>>157669972whats the tattoo? i have 1 tattoo that i got 15 years ago, a Lions logo (unironically)
>>157669925Its crazy that this is still news to some people Snowden told everyone this over a decade ago
>>157669985A cross for my grandpa on my shoulder, I got it when I was 15. I’m just not really a tattoo person and it just looks retarded sitting there alone
>>157669984What really gets to me is that she straight up told him she was going to cheat and would be right back. If he had just said okay, I’m pretty sure her cheating wouldn't have stopped throughout their marriage.
>>157669895She’s hot but she has those crazy eyes where they’re not on the same horizontal plane
>>157669985a read that as taboo...why
>>157669825lmao
>>157669895I read that is she wants Rodgers to go fuck another guy because she thinks guys fucking is hot. I dated a hot chick like this briefly and my story reads exactly like Rodgers does in that pic
>>157669985>branding yourself with a corporate logo
lol
>>157669095by your own logic the best 5 qbs in the league must be>Darnold>Stafford>Mahomes>Rodgers>Lawrence
>>157670063>he was supposed to jump the flat! the TD isnt his fault!either gonzalez is retarded or the d coordinator is
Why would you ever get a tattoo?
>>157670077What does Josh Allen do?
>>157669895Her side of the story is probably: "I had this best friend who was a male that I was not attracted to that got this huge crush on me, and I told Aaron that I just needed to talk to him a few times to tell him its not happening, to move on, we can still be friends etc""Aaron freaked the hell out that I even told him that and went around telling everyone we know I that I was saying i to fuck this other guy before we get engaged. It created a lot of drama among my friends and family, as you can imagine"
>>157670089I was a 15 year old hardo and thought it was cool, my mom encouraged it because she’s white trash. I was just curious if the removal process was worth it
>>157670077>Lawrencehuh?
>>157670078>the d coordinator isYes anon, this is what we are saying
>>157670063JSN didn't want the smoke, he had their OC hide him in the backfield
>>157670077btw Nick Wright said that
>>157670102vrabel is a former linebacker does he have CTE or something?
>>157670078>or the d coordinator isHim and also you. Gonzo is 100% doing his assignment and he does it successfully. To blame him is silly. And obviously it’s questionable why you’d have your CB1 cover the slant instead of having him cover the WR1 but hey I’m not an NFL DC
>>157669095Nick Plonked's whole argument is "this has never happened before so it can't be true!!!" Lmfao proper midwit can't believe what his eyes are seeing
>>157670163so the Kiwi is a Josh Allen #1 QB supporter
wake me up when real football teams have their season opener this weekend
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157669895Women are such whores it's unreal
>Maye had as many picks in 1 game as Penix did in all of 2025I’ve seen enough. Penix>Maye
>>157670179I have said this for years Josh Allen is the best QB in the league. Just because i shitpost about Bo Nix beating him and laugh about the Josh Allen chair doesn't mean i wouldn't 100% take Josh Allen over any QB in the league if starting a football team from scratch
>>157670189>Jalen Hurts pass short middle intended for A.J. Brown is intercepted by Da'Shawn Hand at LAC-17 and returned for 7 yards. Da'Shawn Hand fumbles (forced by Will Shipley), recovered by Jalen Hurts at LAC-32 and returned for -1 yards. Jalen Hurts fumbles (forced by Jamaree Caldwell), recovered by Troy Dye at LAC-43.
four hrs to kickoff
>>157670040>branding yourself with faggotry
>>157670216if premarital sex is legal then heroine should be too
>>157670198>Game that Joe brrrrr won
The Melbourne Cricket Ground, known locally as "The 'G," is Australia's largest sports stadium with a capacity of over 100,000 peopleFeatures an imposing, multi-tiered structure including the iconic Great Southern Stand and Members' Reserve.Combines a rich, traditional heritage with modern electronic scoreboards and vast facilities
>>157670224You'd take him over me?
Hey AJEnjoying your stats this season?
>>157670279Shut the fuck up, ChatGPSpee
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say this is the worst division in professional sports right now.
>>157670279>>157669586I think the aussies get what they pay for if they willingly buy a ticket for this game. they know coming in how to fit a rectangle inside an oval and they must be ok with it if they end up going
Anyone who wants to jump on the bandwagon a relevant team, nows the time
>>157670279Looks like a toilet, i'mma shit in it
>>157670301that's the worst possible take when the nfc south exists
>>157670301Worse than the NFC South though?
>>157670135When he got fired from Tennessee, I remember Titans fans saying that, despite being a good coach himself, he wasn't very good at selecting assistants.
>>157670321>>157670324Saints Bucs is a solid top two desu
>>157670307>please redeem
>>157670301eagles are very talented but remains to be seen if they can keep their personalities focosed on footballcowboys expect to have a top offense supplemented by a mediocre defensecommies are hoping to be decent instead of the usual mediocregiants are hoping to be mediocre instead of the usual awfulI'd argue they're better than the afc east and nfc south, and they give the afc north some competition
>>157670279I lived in Melbourne for 2 years and went to an AFL game there it's pretty fucking sick. I'm pretty sure the league wants this to be a high scoring but close game to reel in the Aussie market. I have a feeling both teams are gonna deliver
>>157670307>OL coach and half the great line gonelol no, that's what propped up the whole offense
>>157669586The biggest rugby stadium in Australia is Accor Stadium (aka Stadium Australia) in Sydney, which holds around 80,000 and was built as the anchor of the 2000 Olympic Games
I feel sorry for anyone who's team never won a SB during the age of the internet.
YOU! YES (YOU)! WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE, WHICH TEAM WOULD YOU PICK TO WIN THIS WEEKEND?>BEARS AT PANTHERS>BUCS AT BENGALS>BROWNS AT JAGS>COWBOYS AT GIANTS>DOLPHINS AT RAIDERS>COMMIES AT EAGLES>CARDS AT CHARGERS>PACKERS AT VIKINGS>FALCONS AT STEELERS>SAINTS AT LIONS
>>157670368>half the great line goneno? everyone on the o-line returned
If the Bills have a single 3 and out against Houston the season is over and they need to fire Beane.
>bradysknee nowhere to be seenFaggot pussy.
uh tua tugalegmuscle or whatever
>>157670279Cereal bowl mmm cereal
>>157670368The o line is not only still there but healthy
>>157670387This is anti-latino hate speech against the Cowboys and 49ers fanbases.
>>157670393Jags obviously
>>157670422commies forgotten...
>>157670423>tony r. khankek
Gary Bears fans been real quiet since this dropped
All I'm saying is that Jalen Hurts would've won that game last night.
>pooa dedlmao
>>157670393Kangz
>>157670369looks very feminine
>>157670368This is why meme countries shouldn't talk about American football
Ventilation is a key environmental factor in the new facility. Connell Mott MacDonald has optimized the design using PHOENICS (a computational fluid dynamics program) to model and Tecplot to visualize the air flow within and around the stadium
>>157670467>dying before playing a snapThat's a new record, even for him
>>157670463On either team, yeah
>>157670393Trevor Lawrence my life is in your hands
>>157670369Yeah this is where they should have gone
>>157670463jew england’s offense isn’t loaded enough to carry gaylen squirts in Seattle.
man, it's really over for tua goddamn
>>157670485I feel like you would NOT be a fun hang. No offense
>>157670393I went Jags in my survivor pick league it seems the obvious one. Hopefully Travon Walker puts his helmet directly into deshaun watsons spine and makes him a cripple that would be very based and kino
Aaron Rodgers isn't on the packers anymore, you can stop pretending he's gay.
>>157670467they have a much better chance of winning with Cooper Rush. a good OL with Bijan and London only needs C+ quarterback play to be competitive.
its funny how other countries will have 1 or 2 mega stadiums that nearly bankrupted the whole country and chest beat over it while the US has like 300 of them
>>157670504Cooper Rush is gonna take that starting job by the balls
>>157670527I literally live near a 100k seater college football stadium, european minds cannot comprehend this concept.
>>157670387>anyone who is team never
It's 46F & cloudy in Melbourne right now but its also 7am there. The sun should warm it up into the 50s for the game and the clouds are expected to clear up by halftime
Fuxk AJ Brown glass pussy nigger gonna cost me my fantasy league on the first game of the year.
>>157670508I think you have that backwards. Expecting to hang out with randos on the Internet is peak loser behavior (you) and nobody wants to hangout out with losers
>>157670547 euro stadiums would be that big too if there weren't safety regs, NFL is more comparable which are all downsizing btw
>>157670559They're really asking Aussies to get to a game at 10AM?
>>157670559Perfect football weather
>>157670559Sounds heavenly
>>157670547Living near a 100k-seater desensitized me to how unusual it's supposed to be
>>157670572Has absolutely nothing to do with safety, McFinnigan. NFL priced out average joes and now is wholly focused on luxury box seats for richfags.
>>157670576I remember the UFC had an event in Perth and they started at like 5 am local time
>>157670570I stand by my point. And that was before I knew you were such a grouch.
Are you a Cooper Rush guy or are you a Jack Strand guy?
>>157670594>Has absolutely nothing to do with safety, McFinniganExcept it does lol, seat requirements versus standing or bench seating vastly limits capacity lol
>>157668682When is the next game?
>kirkmas is trending more than thursday night football
>>157670565No one cares about your fantasy team
>>157670610The fuck is Kirkmas?
>>157670610Ok but do I get Floydster off
>>157670625no cause kirksassination was funnier
>>157670609Tomorrow
>>157670622It's when rightoids get their necks exploded
Garrett's calves are literal cinder blocks
>>157670559It's a hundred plus with high humidity right now. Absolutely disgusting weather either the nanners or rammers are leaving.
>>157670605I’d let each of them penetrate my blowhole if that’s what your asking
Can playing football cause ALS?
i dreamt about striking out with a beautiful woman because my dick wouldnt work and then subsequently being cucked in my own house last night that little sliver of time when you wake up and can still feel the emotion from your dream the feeling of shame, embarrassment and sadness i felt when i woke up is nothing compared to how shameful drake feces was last night
>>157670631What the hell are you talking about?
>>157670596You're basically hanging out in the comments section of an NFL.com article. If you want to make a comfy experience text your friends and family during the game. Do you not have any of them into football? That's the main way my brothers and I keep in touch as we all live in different states. But now we have family on the game discussion threads not into football but just because they want to keep in touch tooIf you have no friends and family into that, then think Facebook, they probably have comfy game watches were you can make some friends into that
the pedophile janny is talking to himself again
>>157670641Mmhmmmm 'fraid so oh yea anon hitting the nail on the head it's true, it's DAMN true
>>157670622It's when you stop taking the shekel
>>157670640Maybe. There's some evidence of association between head trauma and ALS. We don't know enough about the pathogenesis of the disease though.
>>157670393Panthers over bears
>>157668722godleb isn’t a weak bitch that gets injured
>>157670661Ben Johnson could've coached Bryce Young if he wanted, but then again he's not retarded.
>>157670393Lions
>>157670644>spergs outNobody is reading that. You lost
>>157670605Let Jack Strand play.
>>157670622triggered lefties celebrating the death of some evangelical nut who’d debate college kids that were 10+ years younger than him and not old enough to drink. His death was extremely graphic however, to the point it’ll make you squeamish. It was also a poetic death in many ways. Anyways go Clots
>>157670694< college kids that were 10+ years younger than him and not old enough to drink.this is such a weird argument you are aware that those 20* year old “kids” can vote right? if the argument is theyre not equipped to defend their opinions they shouldnt be allowed to vote
>>157670610lmao
>>157670694Oh that Charlie Kirk dude? What does he have to do with football?
3 hours until some real teams play
>>157670721the resident tripfag pedophile is currently off trip and is trying to farm (you)s by talking about it
>>157670644I think I liked you more when you were talking about stadium ventilation…
>>157670393Panthers by 14 points
>>157670721I believe his dad played for the Chargers back in '82
>>157670738I have no idea what you're talking aboutI just peeled in and saw this dude splurging out. >>157670681You are some weird people here.
Please god. I don’t care who wins the Owl this year. I swear I don’t. Just please not the Rams.
>>157670714I bet you think wrestling is real
>Per ESPN Stats and Info, the last QB to throw a pick...>...down by 3>...with less than a minute left>...inside of the 20>...was Kyler Murray on Week 8 of 2021. >It's been almost five years since we've seen a pick this egregious situationally.
>>157670752OK now leave
>>157670753Imagine if Matthew Stafford tears his achilles
>>157670753Could /sp/ handle a Doyers-Rasm-Lakers championship trifecta?
>>157670504It was over for him 5 years ago
>hmmmmm dat izz very interesting.... i wonder wut dat nigga Horton will hear next?
Purdy gets his bussy broken tonight
>>157670743>the fighting bryce dungs are talking shitkek. you're lucky coby bryant got hurt and this will only be a shootout loss for you instead of a blowout.
>>157670761Marcel Reed will do this next season for the Vikings.
>>157670714Debating college kids is low hanging fruit by all accounts. He did it for clout and to propagate his neo-rightoid bullshit. I know he dented peers like Hassan and others as well. But still, debating college kids was his bread & butter content. He was a Bears fan I think. Or maybe that’s Fuentes. Indiana Bears kek
>>157670770Don’t put that evil out into the universe.
Kickoff is in 3 hours, and Drake Maye has just thrown another interception.
Hopefully tomorrow is the last time I have to hear about a bunch of feds, Muslims, paper pushers, and Jew Pork government leeches dying. I don't care and never will
How long until he gets Charlie Kirk'd
Just remember it’s Kirkversery Day so Nick Bosa is gonna be playing extra hard today. Rasmfags better pray>>157670694>it’s ok if a few kids die in school shooting for gun rightsSomething along the lines of that
>>157670753Why my Rams make you seethe? We’ve done things the right way!
>>157670791Kids can't have guns in school because it's a no-gun zone
¡VAMOS LOS CHIVAS DE LOS ANGELES!
>>157670789Okay respect Rodgers for this one. . He’s still a gay grump. But at least he sees the obvious influence of pac dollars
kickoff can't come soon enough
rams casa o algowe do things the right wey ese
>>157670789I wouldn't be surprised if Erin posted here in the past. AB probably did
Smells like /spol/ up in this bitch
>>157670824When Caleb gives you this look, you're not going home tonight.
>>157670824All I’m gonna say, you just KNOW that shit is grippy.
Tonight's Final score: 49ers 16 Rams 90095348904350945843543095834095
What would the size of the Falcons fanbase be today if 28-3 didn’t happen
>>157670824mighty peculi-ah
>>157670762That's the plan. Just got out of the shower and made sure to especially get my balls nice and clean. Thursday to Saturday nights are the best time to go out. Standing here naked about to shave and get a nice fresh outfit together. I guess I'll give my energy to the ....49ers
>>157670834Rams are too old, gay, and jetlagged to win this game
>>157670836Matt Ryan would be currently running for the US Senate
kinda funny how there are more chargers fans in LA than rams fans, pretty pathetic for such an obviously astroturfed team.
>>157670467>diversion planIt's over
lil homie in my shed whos he rooting for
>>157670842nah you are
>>157670834It’s literally not possible to achieve that score in a standard football game. Stop.
>>157670846since when do the chargers have fans?
>>157670849Cool bobr
>>157670789UH OH STINKY
Drake Maye just threw an interception AGAIN
>>157670855LA is a big town for you, it extends all the way to Las Vegas actually
>>157670852wanna bet
Allen want to be Lamar so bad tryin to scramble instead he just Tim Tebow
>>157670868Not him but I'll take that bet
I just made the greatest bet of my life…$3,500 on Rams ML + Rams -3.5 + Over 48.5 + Stafford 3 TDs + Puka 100+ yards.
>>157670873Not gonna happen, sorry
>>157670789I do not believe he actually said this.
>>157670873stafford gonna have less than 1 TD tho
i'm thinking this rams/49ers game is going to get derailed by a damar hamlin situation in the first half
>>157670873
>>157670848>Jewka NaJewaBased bitin dawg
Drake Maye is on pace to throw 51 interceptions this season mmhmmmm 'fraid so just ran the numbers myself
>>157670789Goddamn Rodgers is based, I hope he wins another owl if my Bills don't.
>>157670880I hope a roo finds its way into the field and Garrett fights it
Don't forget to recycle:>>157668683>>157668683>>157668683
>>157670868Yes. Give up your bussy if you lose.
recycle this bussy
>>157668683>>157668683>>157668683Recycle
>>157670852Teams score 16 points all the time
>>157670898Oh really? Give me 36 examples.
>>157670907An NFL team has scored exactly 16 points in a single game hundreds of times in league history, accounting for roughly 3.6% of all individual team game scores in the modern era. For instance, a historical study of games from 2000 to 2025 recorded an individual team score of 16 points 484 times in regular-season play alone, while another extended dataset captured 826 games across a broader historical tracking.
>>157670846Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>past
>>157670890>>157670895Too early
>>157670777Your defense is less useful than a condom on Gayleb's fruity faggot cock because all he does is take it up the ass.Fucking rainbow ass pride parade team not making it to the playoffs this year.
>>157669734The Crystal Method
