Patriots got btfo 10-13 in Week 1 and they are over. It's all over. Don't even consider it to be not over, it's never been more over.
black qbs tongue my anus
>>157673694we're talking about the rams and niners now fag get over yourself
>this Rodgers documentaryokay this dude might be an actual narcissist
Evergreen image>cock turdyKek lmao
>>157673762>might
>>157673747That's what you get for being racist and posting weird anime.
>>157673747huh? his wife is like the platonic ideal of the concept of the white karen
>>157673762Why do you think Shaliene wanted to fuck other men after getting engaged?
>>157673762He wants to be Brady so badly.
>>157673912Because Aaron was already doing it.
>>157673959Aaron Rodgers really, really likes women.
>Stribling ded49ers substation remains undefeated
>>157673991and you really really like preteens
>tell my dad someone is going to fuck their leg up on this field>someone pops their Achilles in the 1st half
The Rams don't look that impressive t.bh
if rodgers keeps talking shit like this i might have to burn my knockoff chinese jersey
>Black on the run!Based Ian Eagle Jr
>>157674121expecting a player to get hurt during a 49ers game is one of the easiest bets you can make.
Sleeping on the plane bros, I don't feel so good...
>Rasm
Reminder that even /nfl/ could win the owl with Shanahan's system and the help Purdy has around him.
>>157674219you see any middle eastern men on that plane? if so be careful.
Beautiful checkdown by Purdy.
can you take speccys (spectacular marks(catches)) in nfl?
>another niners player goes down with a non contact injury what the FUCK is going on?
Rasm fans by week 9 >ay bruh at least we got doyers mang>we don't even care about this sport>at least we aren't flyovers
>>157674470>rasm fansWho??
are all these fuckers made of glass
>>157674469This literally happens to the 9ers every single year lol
>>157674469that's an Achilles. RIP in peace
>>157674469But he was contacted retard.
My joshie :)
>>157674482He means any illegal alien in the USA anywhere.
>>157674469He was warned about the substation and he DIDN'T LISTEN
>>157673694Was Clay doing an OJ joke?!KEKW
>>157674268How am I supposed to see them if I'm sleeping?
>commentator mentioning outfit mogging
So THIS is the power of the Super Bowl favorite Los Angeles Rams
>>157674484Remember when they had to use McCaffrey in the wildcat during an NFC Championship game?
>>157674500He needs to work on his win/loss ratio
>>157674535Because they are all faggots who want to corrupt children. That's how faggot "reproduce".
>>157674469>has a calf injury >shanny makes him play anyway >tears his achilles>shanny: wow, i wonder who is responsible for this fucking clown
>>157674554team sport fella
>>157674539>>157674484most injured team every year since the substation was expanded, but it's just a coincidence.
>>157674498RIP actually stands for “rest in peace” so there’s no need to add the extra “in peace”Just trying to improve discussion on the board :)
Why does this netflix announcer sound so jew-y?
>>157674597Improve my erection with your asshole
>>157674482roger
>>157674578By what mechanism does the substation increase injuries?
>>157674616Stop noticing!
>>157674469they go through this every year.
>>157674664I'd tell you but you might find the answer too shocking.
I'm thinkin bout da joos again aaaahhh
>>157674616he's the dude on the left
So this is the mighty Superteam Rams....
>>157674717I'll take rooms I'd toss a grenade into for $400, Alex.
>>157673694I feel like this year is the breaking point for not playing starters in preseason. Its pretty obvious that it impacts performance for at least the first week.
>>157674748Starters don't want to risk injury for games that don't count. Imagine getting injured in the preseason and it's season ending.
>>157674744Why?
Classic Nanners, already getting buttfucked by the injury bug haha
dem male cheerleaders zesty af frfr nocap smdh
Da joos aaAaAAhhhhhHHhhh
>>157674813>t. shlomo shekelsteinbergstein
what's his name again?
>>157674741first game of the season and it's in australia, retard
>>157674664the extra EMF exposure is wearing down the collagen in players bodies causing chronically weaker tendons/ligaments
>>157674862>yeah, butkwacuckafornian
>>157674576he had the first ball the in practically every one of his overtime games
>>157674840Cock Turdy
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157674862C O P EO P E CP E C OE C O P
>>157674890How much energy does it take to degrade collagen, and how much energy is emitted by the substation?
mogged status?
>>157674470>>ay bruh at least we got doyers mangso do niners fans ;)
reminder: niners fans are the best in the league
This game sucks, I'm going to bed. Reply to this post with the outcome of the game and if there are any more interceptions so I don't have to go looking in the morning
>>157674936You should read the articles that started all thishttps://peteranthonycowan.substack.com/p/could-chronic-emf-exposure-from-ahttps://peteranthonycowan.substack.com/p/how-low-level-electromagnetic-fields10-50 milligauss should be enough to damage collagen, the author guesses if you go to the field you could measure 8-15 milligauss. .Pioneering bioelectromagnetics researchers Robert Becker and Andrew Marino demonstrated as early as the 1970s that collagen exhibits piezoelectric properties–meaing it converts mechanical stress into electrical signals that govern tissue repair. Conversely, recent biophysical models suggest that when external, man-made fields override these internal signals, they can disrupt the 'crystalline lattice' of the collagen fibers.>Modern research confirms that the magnetic fields pouring out of the Metcalf substation—precisely in this 8–50 mG window—trigger a multi-pathway assault on collagen via non-thermal mechanisms.
>>157675068>the author guesses
>>157675054niners won 34-7 and stafford threw 2 picks while purdy threw 8
>>157675077you're literally not allowed on the field to measure it.
>>157675068>substack
>>157675092yeah but you could get next to the field, or the same distance away at another angle
is this the worst 1st half of an MVP QB?
just as everyone expected
>>157675111He went as close to the field as he legally could and got 8.5 milligauss, which is 2.5x higher than normal background EMF. It's possible it's 10+ milligauss on the field which could be just high enough to cause chronic collagen problems.
>>157675068>one random dude's substack>vs everyone studying these things that say it's not enough energy to damage collagenHmm....
>>157674717>levi abramowitz
>Your superteam, sir.
>>157675217>2.5x higher than normal background EMFThat doesn't seem like a lot lol
>>157675263stafford looks like such a bum lmao
>>157675217>could>It's possible
>>157675288>stafford is a bum lmaoftfy
just throw a quick pass in the middle is that so hard
>jew nepobabby announcer just reading the scriptYawn.
why are the Rams losing? I thought they were suppose to be a superteam?
who actually is a rams fan? i can't think of a more soulless corporate team
>>157675244>vs everyone elsethere was a time when "everyone else" said leaded gasoline didn't turn boomers retarded or that cigarettes didn't cause cancer. anyway he cited every study that says that above average EMF does in fact weaken collagenhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3780531/>>157675269would you really want to risk it when your team is now the unhealthiest team on average over the last ten years?
damn, this goes hard
Rugby League superstar hard man Ian Roberts was the first rugby league player to come out as homosexual in the 90sHe was also part of a sydney pedophile ring and would recruit young homeless boys for themOne of the boys, only 14 years old, he recruited ended up dead and with links to nsw police the case was never solvedJohn Hopoate is another famous rugby league player who gained fame after his unusual tactic of shoving his index finger up players arseholes which he was eventually banned forMitchell Pierce, superstar player was also infamous after having sex with a dog in post season celebrations on multiple occasionsMore recently Kurt Capewell was identified in a gay pornography movie where a seemingly homeless old man performed fellatio on him while he moaned on ecstasy, after this was uncovered he states he was accidentally tricked into getting his cock sucked and accidentally shoved his cock up an old mans bum
The absolute state
>4th and inches>still fail to convert
bros, mina and julian edelman LINKED UP
Goal line stands get me hard.
Isnt Shams supposed to get a free owl this year? Wtf happened?
you have a million tight ends to try the bussy push with and you have your 40 year old qb try to sneak it in instead, what the hell sean
>>157675401Nice article, but I'm not going to spend the time clicking through all the links, so tell which one of those tested at the mG level produced by the substation.
They should have just had Garrett run it.
>>157675462just wait for donald!!!!!
>>157675501Who?
Maybe the rasms should have gotten more sleep.
what's mcvay thinking about here?
Rams looks like shit what else is new. I knew not to buy into the hype. Might as well let Bennett get reps in and call this season a wash
>aaaah i had to sleep on a plane for 12 hours i literally cant breathewhat is this cope, these blokes would die if they had to work a 9 to 5
>>157675569>this wasn't in the script
>>157675569>I declined the easy tv analyst job for this?
>blew a million future firsts for myles garrett>blew this year's first on a 3rd string QBi love how badly the >rasm mismanaged this offseason, makes me feel not alone in it
>>157675500the author used his gaussmeter in the parking lot and got 8.5 mg, that's in the first article. https://peteranthonycowan.substack.com/p/could-chronic-emf-exposure-from-aBut it could be higher on the field.
>>157675569>they said they would leave us alone if we made puka apologize
>>157675626No, I'm asking which of the cited studies that showed an effect tested mG in that range
>>157675618Loser retard Browns only got 2 firsts for him. I don't care if Verse is "first round value". He has never played like it.
>a jew talking about 9/11That's rich.
good thing I'm watching the game alone
>>157675569>I've made a huge mistake
>>157675697lol
>rasms>muhhhh dream team 2.0kwab
rams defense looks like complete shit
>>157675790still plenty of time left, retard
>17-0
>>157675790at least the dream team won their 1st game in a blowout
We're going undef-ACK!
Literally the Dream Team Sheagles all over again.
LMFAO
We paid $$$ millions for this game and you sent us over a stomp? Fucking ripped off.
>>157675825>s-s-t-still time!Yeah, to lose by 27 instead of 17.
Did Puka really think we forgot? You're in for a long season.
100k? aussies like football liek that
SWEET CAROLINE
>>157675866>I told you we should have drafted Bain!
the first 3 weeks are fake football, this is why eventually going to 18 games and two bye weeks will be a good thing. and going halfway across the globe for the opener makes it doubly fake. neither patriots or rams fans should be fazed
>mfw the NFL didn't think they needed to rig this one
THANK YOU REFFIES!!!
>>157675925Bain?
>>157675825Please shut the fuck up
>jew announcer: durrrr let's go to da rules officshul!!!!!
>>157675943Lot of loyalty for a drafted man
>pay $5,000 for a front row seat>still 200 feet from the field what the fuck Australia?
It was supposed to be our year Ramilia... where do we go from here? Personally, I'm thinking of becoming a Niners fan...
>make a bullshit call to give the the Rams a make up call so they can get a rare 1st down.>FFFFOOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE
>>157676003>first row nosebleeds
>>157675910BAH BAH BAHHHHH
why is this jew nepobabby (((commentator))) spamming the word "swagger"?
was Stafford a fluke mvp
>>157676003The stadiums are bigger in Australia desu.Those seats were sold as restricted viewing for like $100. They're the cheap ones and offer a ground level experience you won't experience anywhere else.
>>157676088Stafford was the (((mvp))) based on what?
>rasm getting bootyblasted by an already yet again injured Niners teamYa love to see it
>>1576760882025 was a crap year for MVP. Fake Gaye is an even worse fluke.
didn't the niners also have a trillion injuries this offseason too?>getting BTFO by an old, dead team
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK LAPACOS
>>157676107>experience you won't experience anywhere else.Yeah, cause no one WANTS that experience.
>3 more (((netflix))) gamesremember when games were strictly on CBS, FOX & NBC...then (((espn))) came in.
>>157676172free market you communist faggot
>>157676133I don't think any of their big name guys are missing
>
>>157676195fuck off jew
>>157676109Stats
I don't think anything can happen to an NFL team this week that's more embarrassing than the Super Team Rams. Everybody else is off the hook no matter how much they shit the bed in week 1.
>faggot mongrel & garrett washed up! SAD!
>>157676144Bring some binoculars and it's like you're on the team bench.
>get in faggots, we're going full speed ahead to the owl. how is shanny such a god?
shoulda caught an earlier flight lol
>>157676088Asterisk season. Mahomes and Lamar both had a down year
>>157676241found the pats fan
>>157673694Preseason favorites never live up to the hype but good God are they really getting their shit pushed in by this garbage nanners team
Seahawks would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>157675761I'm calling the browns the loser retards, just so you know. It looked like the Rams fleeced at the time but oh ho ho no no no maybe Browns will get the last laugh.
>>157676109best stats, pretty clearly too
I’ve been saying man, Purdy is so fucking underrated.
>>157676224Meanwhile Evans who was drafted the year before he even started at A&M is still carrying.
No refunds Sneed. Thanks for all those picks as well. KEEEEEEEEEEK Inb4 Verse has more sacks than Carrot this year KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157676271I can't believe some people rate him out of the top 10 when he's low key knocking on the door of the top 5.
uhhhh rasm retards…I thought we were the best team ever?
>>157676271Me too
How it started
>>157676228Padford?
>>157676297How it's going
jeez
Where can I read ram fans seething about playing in Australia?
kek at that flop
Hey, Alexa, what is the seething rasms spic gonna say now that he saw this shit performance?
>Trashford
>>157676341>ram fans???
>>1576763411st you'd need to find rams fans. Good luck.
>>157673694As a Patriots fan just wants to say thank you to the Rams. Our performance yesterday was horrible but this is somehow even worse considering how the Rams were supposed to be this magical superteam.
>>157676341>Where can I read ram fansHeh. Good one.
>>157676271No he isn't. Shanahan is just an actual genius with an ego that won't let him go out and get an actually great QB.
>>157676369he meant lifelongs since oct 2025 (when the doyers won)
Stafford might be legit washed. He was missing open dudes by 10-15 yards with good protection.
>>157676341Tiktok for vids, Leddit and Twatter for comments, though I doubt you'll find much. A beating this bad is more than just jet lag.
>trade verse>trade kupp>rebrand an already soulless logo/color scheme into an even more soulless post modern lookAbsolutely SHAMELESS. I’m a rams fan and they deserve this
>>157676341https://ramsondemand.com/threads/battle-of-the-travel-plans-la-vs-sf-and-how-to-deal-with-jet-lag.74472/
>4th and 5 >stafford throws to nobodyIt's over
>>157676088It should have been Darnold.
>>157676361My Kangz made that list!
terrible week 1 for the supposed two best quarterbacks in 2025.
>>157676402Shanahan tried hard for Stafford but just got outbid by the Rams.
but /nfl/ told me the rams were good...
>it's football except we all grab each other's cocks and fuck each other in the ass after the game Australia is so weird
Rams are so obviously firing their DC mid-season if games like this keep happening lmao KWABOTY
goon to issa vegas
>>157676426I feel like weird shit happens like this every week 1 for some reason. I think both the rams and patriots will be ok long term. Remember 2 years ago when the Jerod Mayo [atriots with Jacoby Brissett beat the bengals week 1 kek
Stafford probably going to get 3 or 4 more starts then go down with a phantom injury letting Bennett play and then retire at the end of the season. This is his last year make no mistake about it
>>157676441never listen to /nfl/
>>157676434>nanners tried to sign a guy with a long history of back problemsGee, I wonder how that would have turned out.
>>157676448No wonder Rodgers lives in australia in the offseason (with his husband)
>>157676426They've both been possessed by an evil spirit.
why is ausfailia so gay
i really think QB play is worse overall. Mahomes is only one close to the old guard. like I think Allen and lamar are probably worse than like Ryan/Rivers but are feasting in a weak era
Lynch and Shanahan have taken their divisional blowout personally and will stop at nothing to get revenge against the Seahawks - the Rammies superteam is merely the first casualty.
>>157676434He could've had Brady and had 3 rings minimum right now kwab
>>157676426Stafford will bounce back. Maye will have a mediocre year since he's not facing only garbage teams anymore.
>Stribling the 49ers WR1 goes down>Rams still get blown the fuck out
>hyped up superteam falls flathmm
Stafford is the most astroturfed fake elite superstar of this generation.
>>157676453This isn't a fluky disjointed game where the 49ers are just barely sneaking by the Rams. The Rams are getting their asses beaten convincingly.
>rasm have another defensive injuryJust sim to the playoffs I've seen enough.
>rasms players feinting injuries nowkek
Hey gAyFL fans…you still there?
>>157676482The freelancing air raid offense only works when your QB is a legit run threat, but that doesn't last long in the NFL because running QBs get heemed.
That's gonna be a fun plane ride home ha ha
>>157676493Very true, and astutely contrapulated
Kroenke other franchise head coach Arteta does so much research going into a game and then you have mcvay who arrived at Australia last minute. It must look even worse and be more eye opening when Kroenkes realise how lazy American coaches are compared to European coaches
So Michael Garry did nothing and Erin Dunbar didn't even fly to Australia
>>157676453it’s just anons acting like histrionic faggots for no real reason. Week 1 isn’t indicative of anything by any measure, especially a game in fucking australia ffsRams will be fine
>>157676518>running QBs get heemed.
>kpop demon hunters came out a year ago>netflix is still running fucking commercials for it
>>157676541you posted a guy whose knee exploded last year
>>157676453>le rational chungus appearsNobody cares what you midwits say because your takes are always so lukewarm you can’t fail to always be somewhat right
Can’t wait to see the ultimate faggotry that will occur on this general if the donkeys get some fluke win over the Chiefs on monday night
>>157676453>I think both the rams and patriots will be ok long termYeah until right around playoff time.
>>157676271Compared to who? The media couldn't stop jerking him off during his breakout season and he's ranged from mediocre to good ever since.
what happened to Rams offense
>>157676554Yeah, it's still extremely popular
>>157676560
lol at these meme international games, it's such boomer hubris thinking other countries will suddenly like American football.
It's a really cool spooky night outside here with the clouds like this
>>157676577looks like a running QB getting heemed to me
DOINK!How do you say DOINK in australian?
Staffy benched lol
KEK SHITFORD BENCHED
>Shat Shitford benchedK W A B
>>157676539Yeah stop being a falseflagging retard. Rams look completely lost out there against a team running on IL. Their practice squad showed more heart and grit than these jokers do. There is no fight no initiative. Corum is the only person trying and that's about it
>>157676570Yeah, Chiefs fags will shitpost the thread to oblivion and we'll still be hearing about it 5 years later like that Lions game.
Oh rams aren't even trying
Yeah I'm thinking the nepo jew + Kuechly combo is not it. Bring back drunk Romo asap.
When I heard the rams were flying out the day before it was clear that they were punting the game to reduce the circadian effects on the rest of the season. Just a joke to have a game in Australia anyway.
>This is just what the Rams needed to get back into this game>Stafford benched
lol did the lambs bench stat patford
>>157676586I don’t know why American does not push basketball more. Especially in Europe. NBA games in Paris, Athens, or Madrid would be so packed.
>>157676625You couldn’t be more wrong and I can’t wait to watch whatever your shit tier AFC team is get btfo in the playoffs by the rams
both opening games were slurpfests
lol aussies are having fun
>>157676493He was the only good QB that 10 straight drafts produced. It was a dark era
they just lost a WR in garbage time to a hospital ball
>unironic hospital ball from backup QBOh my RAMMIES
>>157676654Kek you’re going to be third in your own division Shamshitter
>>157676483
>>157676003they couldnt give away enough tickets FOR FREE for the game, anon
Once again Jewdell does the best he can to make the sport and league look as embarrassing as possible on the international stage.
>>157676586Boomers hate this. No one I know likes the international games. I don't like them. The fans don't give 1 shit about entertaining foreigners especially when all the games are shit.
KONATA NO
>>157676681AFC is an absolute joke. No team that plays in the AFC is a real nfl team…fucking kill yourself
Sorry but the 49ers just look like the way better team. This isn't even a "both teams looks crappy" situation like Seattle/New England. Rams are getting their asses kicked.
>rams literally gave up and yanked stafford with 4 mins left>garrett doesnt play half the game with sore kneesHoly fucking KWAB
Grampsford needed a nap. Nite nite grampaw
>>157676695I hate eurogames because they kickoff at 6:30 am
>>157676654Bro i am a Rams fan and there's a reason why I didn't shitpost being hyped about the team. I know Stafford is not going to repeat because you saw him crumble in the postseason and I knew it was more or less the same. He's old hurt and tired. In all honesty they should have rebuilt rather than go all in because now you are looking at a 3-5 year gap until they are playoff ready.
>the 17-0 2026 Los Angelos RaCKKKKKKKKK
>>157676704Pats Chiefs and Steelers mog every single NFC shitter franchise kek
too fuckin easy>lels angeles shamsshout out the red in the down undiesshout out the m80'sshout out my San FranciskiesI'm outties heheheheskies
>>157673694Putting fucking rivalry games overseas should be illegal. If we’re giving third-worlders any of our games give them the fucking Tards and Jest
>>157676724Sam Darnold MINDFUCKED Matt Stafford
>>157676710They arrived in Australia early. Did a lot of community work with Aussies and got them on their side so it felt like a home game for them. Also a lot of the 49ers went AFL games which just added to that. Also well rested Rams are stupid for coming late
>>157676704>t. most plastic franchise in the whole league
>>157676720Yeah, outside of you guys and myself I know very few people that watch them.
My 0-1 Rammies xp
Australia was such a weird choice, they have their own version of football and rugby, why care about ours?
>>157676650they do, kind of. Basketball is way more popular around the world than NFL for sure.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Global_Games
>>157675833>we will spend exactly ZERO weeks having the "can the Rams go undefeated?" conversationThank you based Shanahan
shouldve fed em vegemite to off set the jetlag, m8
>>157676750but enough about the Chiefs
https://ramsondemand.com/threads/tnf-49ers-at-rams-gdt-australia.74487/page-61
>>157676738The Rams picked their opponent for this game. They didn't want to play the 49ers in LA.
I don't even understand the rational behind arriving to the game the day of, what possible benefit could there be besides the players not wanting to leave home early?
>>157676776>Source; Shanahan's ass
>>157676773How often can you fit an entire fanbase in a single screenshot?
Same Old Sorry Ass Rams!
Are rams gonna be like that one shitty redskins team, or the eagles dream team?
>>157676539you lost senor
Could be worse You could be the drake mayes patriots. There's always that.
Didn't doubt it for a second coming into the game but I hope Tonges and Strib are okay
>I have been treated by the Prime Minister of Australia >your whole defence ought to be executed >once in a lifetime MCG game>you'll never see a win like this again
>>157670906told ya 250 was too much
>>157676695boomer NFL execultives^ 100% they think they can match the world cup in terms of popularity. They think they can fill the seats and charge the prices FIFA did every game like FIFA did 2 months ago.
Here is my theory:Sean Mcvay purposefully planned a team arrival in MelBOURNE 24 hrs beforehand, knowing they were not prepared and cohesive enough to beat this 49er squad. He did this so that when the media starts buzzing about this inevitable blowout, they can have an easy excuse in that “well we arrived so late and the guys did not have time to adjust”. The reality is that they have so many moving parts to this new squad that it’s probably going to be week 4 before you start seeing them all really gel on the field
Lol the cardinals, dolphins, and jets jave a better record than the rams and patriots lmao
>Shat Sadford>Sean McGay
didn't know mcgay was a manlet
49ers easiest bet of me life
Lamb bros...
>>157676797I didn't bet it but i did take 49ers in pick em so 2-0 right now
Get proper sleep and you too can beat a superteam
>>157676777I believe the League made them run a test so they can compare the difference when it comes to planning out 16 international games in a couple years. That-s the goal, everyteam plays an international game in a single season.
Honey! It’s time for your THREEMATCH!>Yes dear
>>157676794Strib is out for the year, he got carted off and we never have luck with injuries.
>announcers talking about the Niners taking over Sofi every yearHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>garrett didnt record a single tackle pahahahaha
The Rams will miss the playoffs
>>157676777>If we just get there on gameday, we don't have to adjustBut honestly, I think the 49ers coming early and doing practices in the environment to familiarize themselves was the better strategy.
>>157676760>UK>MexicoMexico doesn’t care about basketball and they picked the only European country that does not care about basketball lmao. Really impressive how much of a fail that is.
Just give Us12's the fucking Lombardi already. Drew Lock is going to carve up these fucking frauds.
>>157676796>>157676832When's the NZ game?
>acquire the los angeles angels (of anaheim)>lose Stan Kroenke did it to himself.
>>157676835Bros why is this MVP worse than Seattle's backup QB?
BREAKING: PUKA NACUA HAS OFFICIALLY DEMANDED A TRADE TO THE CHICAGO BEARS TO PLAY WITH 2026 NFL MVP AND SUPER BOWL LXI MVP CALEB WILLIAMS
>>157676840>Struggled against Draker Mayefield
>>157676341Ram fans?Oh kek I get it now, good one cunt
>>157676835shoulda had 2 picks innit
why didnt they play myles garret today? they really needed him. purdy was dicing up that rams defense.
>>157676832DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEARTHEY GOT FAGGOT MONGREL DONALDIT'S THE SUPERTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>157676747Yeah but niners players will take weeks to get their circadian rhythm back now. Combining that with their substation is a recipe for disaster.
>>157676837But why would you risk that instead of just biting the bullet and guaranteeing you can adjust, Rasms looked extremely sluggish while the Niners were firing on all cylinders
Mike Evan’s and Deebo light it up, time travel to 5 years ago
>>15767684049ers are first in the division because 1-0 in division games.
>>157676855he had that stupid fucjing face all game it was hilarious
>here's some authentic Australian food for you guys to eat on camera>Nah we're goodLmao
>>157676441CHI's from LA chimping out isnt /nfl/ telling you anything
>>157676832kek KEK
>>157676695I'm fine with teams having one game per season outside the US. What I'm NOT fine with is jewflix getting an exclusive deal and having a game that would normally be broadcast OTA for free paywalled behind a service that up until this point had fuck-all to do with football. They're supposed to air the game over local networks like usual if it's your local team, but apparently here in Nor-Cal the Niners aren't the local team? Then who fucking is? There's no NFL team north of SF and all the closest teams outside the bay area are either in LA or another state. Apparently we just don;'t have a local team and should stop watching football entirely. So yeah...fuck you, Goodell, fuck you Netflix>dude just pirate ityes we know thank you captain obvious
>>157676811It's like Tom Cruise, they go to great lengths to keep it hidden in canera
>>157676857The niners play the dolphins and cards next, they will be fine
Niners run game looked dangerous
>>157676835OH NO NO NO NO
dey was just sleepy o algostill rams casa
>Stafford almost played worse than Mayewtf is going on
>>157676882Oh I’m sorry, was Donald playing?
why did they give a white guy the n word jacket
>>157676720lol get fucked worst coast faggot
>>157676286>>157676271If the 9ers stay healthy, he might end up as the MVP this season. He barely lost it after a bad game against lamar his 2nd season too.
will they fine purdy for taunting
Eat the damn meat pies
Niners! :D
>>157676873They're missing out. NZ+Aussie pies are fucking phenomenal. Steak and Mushroom, Chicken and Camamberet, Lamb and Rosemary etc all fucking incredible eats
>>157676846TODAY IN MY HOMOSEXUAL MIND
>>157676832MUH SUPERTEAM AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
>>157676893Who?
>>157676880cardinals are actually going to be really good this year dude. They are a dark horse
Seattle has already locked up the 1 seed KEK
>>157676286he's everything they try to say fake gaye is
Garrett's fraud status? Nanners have a revolving door at LG and Trent is 90 years old and he was a complete ghost
Was Donald not playing or what? where was he lol
>>157676894One of Bosa's favorite words is an N word
>>157676902Highly doubt it's pies, probably vegemite and witchetty grubs.
>>157676899Right wtf
mcvay better not have any sorry excuses for this beatdown
>>157676893Myles was.........with no tackles lmao
>>157676889Herbert was the real MVP last year
The rams defense was so lockdown that Garrett never even got a opportunity to tackle someone
>>157676913He's on a limited contract, gets paid for up to a certain number of games. I think they're trying to save him for the big ones
>>157676913Back in California, he didn't travel with them
>>157676827Owl is still Rams Bills, and both queefs and whiners finish third in their divisions at best.
>>157676915they said its meat pies, they looked good desu
>>157676906Every year is the year the cardinals could be good until it isn't.
>>157676832Myles Garrett sucks when he's facing good competition instead of bullying retards
>>157676932>Owl is still RamsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AFC POWER RANKINGS1. Bills2. Bengals3. Ravens4. Chiefs5. Broncos6. Chargers7. Steelers8. Patriots9. Colts10. Texans.999999999. Browns
>>157676933Oh. VERY bad look for Americans.
>>157676889>non shitpost answerIts lack of preseason reps and just general rust. A lot of QBs look like shit week 1, Burrow is notorious for it. I think both Maye and Stafford are good obviously its just funny to meme on them in these moments.
Really great hire for the Niners
>>157676875it's pretty hilarious when LA-local chis get MAF when the 49ers lose at sofi stadium. Of course they will unironically put on their dodgers hats right after.
Did Myles Garret play tonight? I didn't see him tackle anyone
Rivers gonna come out of retirement again
2026 POWER RANKINGS1. 49ERS2. SEAHAWKS3. RAMS4. PATRIOTS
>>157676947No, he didn't travel with the team
>>157676942Drake maye last night was not rust
>>157676668He was never good. He played with a HOF WR and threw it 40-50 times a game.
>>157676797You can't expect them to have a lot of passing yards against a shit team like the Rams since they'll just blow them out. You're not getting a shootout unless it's against a competent offense.
>>157676952Merry Kirkmas!!
>>157676947his final statline was the same as Aaron Donald's>0 tackles>0 pressures>0 sacksWhen people say Myles Garrett and Aaron Donald are equals, not sure if this is what they meant
>>157676913>>157676929TWENTY MILLION ($20,000,000) GUARANTEED
>>157676952>Counting or not counting Aaron Don-
McVay is way overrated and basically Siriani. Both constantly have good rosters that make the playoffs by force but can rarely elevate their teams to win a ring. Shanahan is S tier, McVaY is B tier
Didn't watch just saw the score, 27-7 49ers?? I though this Rams team was supposed to be the a guaranteed Super Bowl team and they couldn't beat the 49 injured?
>>157676952Even in death Charlie wins.
Ok can we never do a game on the other side of the Pacific Ocean ever again?
>Rams got worse>Seahawks have no QB>49ers get injured every weekWHY NOT US
>>157676957For this and this alone Cardinals winning da AFC West 2026 mmhmmmm 'fraid so
Where’s youngcuck at? Getting raped by ninercholos?
>>157676963lel
>>157676952Counting or not counting jet lag?
>>157676947Raped and gaped by big dawg Trenty Im afraid.
>wins week 1 in australia nobody will remember>misses the playoffsnew fgts the lot of you
>Rams: Fewest points with M. Stafford as starter
>>157676803>Here's my cope
>>157676976I'd be fine with putting the Browns and Jets in the pacific ocean
>rams decided to all in and trade all their assets right as Stafford is hitting his 2015 Peyton Manning statusAt least they got QB3 Ty Simpson to look forward to lol
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/ZKM6dXhMg9E?is=vvt9ZZkgk6AkBoOP
How mad will you all be if it actually is Chiefs Niners III
>>157676970>bitchknees not just Trump posting anonymously all day but has still yet to post his wedding ringMassive loss of aura fr fr
>>157676977You aren't in the NFC West.
>>157676959The last 3 QBs to throw 3 interceptions in their season opener besides Maye are>Josh Allen in 2023>Joe Burrow in 2022>Stafford in 2022It happens more often that you'd think. I just don't think the runner up for MVP turns to shit overnight. I'm not a Patriots homer quite the opposite but I think the overreactions every year in week 1 are hilarious.
>>157676943 I never watched him coach in Atlanta, why did they let this guy go? Keeping him for the defense and hiring McDaniel to call offensive plays seems like a much better idea than hiring Kevin Shitpantski.
Puka had more tackles than Garrett
>>157676999He’s been shit the last 5 games
>>157676996I hope and I pray for it. NFL fans deserve it. Also the Chiefs winning a third one would be incredible.
jed york getting hookers for all his players
>>157676906
I think we're all missing the biggest question to come out of this game: Are the NFL going to be selling those Kangaroo coats?
>>157676929>divisional gamethis wasn't a big one?
>I'll always take responsibility I need to he better>I don't think the travel was the issueKWAB
>>157676996Shant be watching that
>rams
>>157676986>win week 1 in the southern hemisphere>win the super bowl
>>157677016>tfw you can't go all in again
>>157677003KEEEEEEEK
>RasmStafford is about to have his 2010 favre season
>>157677008he's also played the best defenses in the NFL the last 5 games. If he's still shit by week 4 I'd be concerned.
McGay KWABing on the mic right now
>>157676996This time will be different. Muh nanners will win.
>>157676989it’s not cope. That is exactly what happened. Rams will still win the superbowl
>>157676835Drew Lock would never
>>157677028Not if the reffies can help it by selling the mahomo comeback story
49ers are a good team when not injured. you all are making this out to be like some kind of disaster
Fred Warner is the hottest guy in the league, right?
Ramilia...
>>157677016Did he actually say that? I didn't see the post game presser. I guarantee his ESPN ball lickers Peter Schrager and Dan Orlovsky will repeat that same line about it being "not performing to standard" rather than the obvious fuck up with having your entire team especially skill position players sitting for 17nhiurs straight a day before a professional game
>>157676840This but unironically and not a falseflagging SF/LA faggot
>>157677039Go to Bosa ig and tell me looks aren’t the most important thing in the world
People on this board were calling Fred Warner washed, I swear
Garrett pissed off that he actually has to play defense against real teams and not just statpad single coverage sacks against Joe Bussy, Lameme and a revolving door of Stooler QBs than sleep the rest of the game
>>157676824that does it, i'm skipping work tomorrow and staying in bed
>>157677041He literally said both back to back in a question about the travel itinerary
where was the fucking flag in this play
>>157676840
>>157677041He started off congratulating the 49ers for humbling them old country way
>>157677048Exactly. AFC is a fucking joke, it’s pathetic how much of a cakewalk the AFC is compared to the NFC
>>157677015My guess is they didn't want to drag him to Australia
>Myles Garrett without GOATzel Ward giving him the time needed to get a sack.He was supposed to be bat-man to Denzel's robin...
>>157677047He's still in his prime, if the niners actually beat seattle in the playoffs last year it was planned for him to play in the conference which is crazy for an ankle break. Probably a good call all things considered so he'd be healthy for this season
>>157677051Skipping work on 9/11 is antisemitic
NO ONE CLAIMED THAT THE RAMS WERE A SUPER TEAM BY THE WAY
>>157677001Jeff Ulbrich was the brains of the defense and runs laps around Morris. Raheem Morris is one of the worst head coaches in NFL history and there's a reason why he will never be hired again and only interviewed for the rooney rule, try and keep up
>>157676803Here's my theory:You're a mark and you fell for the hype.
>>157677043>mcvay is an offensive savant>less sneed is the most proactive gm in da league
>>157677028Kittle after losing to the queefs for a third time:>I will be back here, and I will be back with a vengeance
Sean McVay called today's loss to the 49ers, "humbling"
>>157677055That's a good no call
Ayyyy LMAO
>>157677055>Evans does a little pushing>DB is a little grabby>refs decide it evens out and let them playGood no-call
Two years lol.
>>157677055this is the minimum it takes to guard a guy this size
We were robbed of a classic stafford pad
Sean McRetard really thought he was cooking when he was raping his team with jet lag kek
Based Foles wins again...he was the only member of the Netflix broadcast crew that picked the 49ers to upset the Rams
>>157677090To be fair McGay probably didn't have a choice. The Rasm owner probably refused to pay for a week of hotel rooms.
>>157677068the falcons also drafted michale penis and gave kirk cousins a massive deal in the same offseason lol
Shout out to this fucking retard
>Mcgey when his players start getting jet lag even though he told them not to
>stribling did not sustain an achilles injuryWE'RE ALIVE >>157676829Probably still out for some time but not a worse case scenario
they ate the pies guys
>>157677090That feeling when too smart to win
>>157677070Sneed looks a lot smarter after Statford's airmail Australia debut.
>ynr Colin Cowherd and his queer little gimp Jason McIntyre spent the last 2 weeks saying Matt Stafford is better all time than Aaron Rodgers OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>157677083THEY SENT THE STAFFERS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!?!?
>>157677080In the process of checking out this list i also found pic related. If Aaron Rodgers sticks with the Steelers one more year (they play the Raiders in 2027) he'll be able to join Flacco, Wilson, and Carr as the only QBs to lose to every team in the league.
Liking the Morris defense so far, no sacks but padford had piss running down his legs
I’m thinking the steelers have a strong chance this year
>>157677101Absolutely based
>>157677101I agreed with him before the game started I'm so ballknowing.
the 49ers won, but at what cost?
>>157677101Michael Irvin has access to professional hair and makeup people and and still looks like a fucking crackhead. What is it with tv networks and putting the most incoherent ghetto nogs they can find on a broadcast? There's plenty of ex-players out there. Find one who's not an embarrassment
>>157677106I told him it wouldn't happen
>>157677125You're not getting sacks on Stafford unless pass protection just fails immediately. He gets the ball out too fast.
>>157677116Foles didn't lmao he was pretending like he was chewing but I never even saw him pick one up
>>157677120Colon Coward is a LA homer/shill. He will always dick suck the Rams and especially USC, no matter how embarrassing it becomes.
>>157677132a strong chance to finish 9-8 and get btfo in the wild card. again.
>>157677124If he would've beaten the Packers last season, he'd have beaten all teams, and then could be the only player to win and lose.
>>157677148>>157677148
>>157677147at least they will make it to the playoffs
>>157677101He owns the rasm and memevay
>>157677143True, but just having actual pressure was refreshing to see after last year where QBs could sleep in the pocket if they wanted to
>>157677119Ty maybe, Donald and Garrett, possibly historic busts.
>>157677138No one cares, autist
>>157677138It’s a humiliation ritual for Whites (forcing us to listen to these missing links) while telling the schvartes that this coonery is acceptable, bringing down the standard of the culture overall.
>>157677138there isn't anything you can do to make him not look like crazy florida man, because that is what he is.
>>157677106Genius bet if he took the opposite of all those
>>157677101
>>157677143His accuracy was bad. He'll get better but Purdy was dialed in all night.
>>157677162yeah Garret looked like shit this game
>>157677120Colin has always been a lolcow, people watch him for his shit takes.
>>157676947He was easy to miss with Trent Williams engulfing him every play.
>>157677101Why is she dressed like Crimson Viper?
>>157677138Michael Irvin won me over when he chimped out on the rest of the crew when Tom Brady won the super bowl on the bucs.
>>157677047Warner probably blasted peptides when he was recovering. Faking injuries to juice for a few months will be the new meta.
>>157677064skipping work on 9/11 is the most semitic thing one can do
>>157677246It’s just a dentist appointment anon
>>157675579>the semen demon already tapping out
>>157676980carrmgedon beat up youngblood?
>>157673694bold of someone to make a sòyjak of themselves as avatar
