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>>157692805>>157692841>>157692863Here we all are now, the Dinglads.
>>157692805
>fell asleep at 4-4 in the Morph - Jebb match>wake up >jedd's dead What the FUCK is his problem?
Anime.This is me watching the semis and hoping for Ding v Willo, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>post ends in 88It's over...
Allister Farter
...doesn't care for your banter.
ffs
Ding is about to use the legendary Reverse Dragon form. It's when he wins a bo11 match from 2-5 (as opposed to the Normal Dragon, when he loses from 5-2).
Yep, it's Carter v Shorn.
Two youthful Welshmen at the table tonight
>>157698511I wanted to skip this match because I don't want to see Shorn beat Willo, but if there's Pellew...
>>157695025Name a grimmer final from the past few seasons (impossible)>>157698668He's irresistible
willo just handing shorn every frame... great
This is a tragedy.>At 51 Williams is the oldest semifinalist since Rex Williams (53) in 1986.And it shows.
>>157692805If we conssider the pink ball to be a cliterus this is quite the errotic image
>>157698809>Name a grimmer final from the past few seasons (impossible)The only worse finals I can imagine are: Shorn v Breclel or one of those two against an unlikeable jobber (Clarke, Burden etc.) which would also be a free win.
>>1576988092023 Wuhan Open (look at those post match celebrations!)
>>157701593Jebb >>> ShornHe might be a robot but at least a humanoid robot.
Caamown Mark, sirss. Talikg about Mark, what happen to other Mark who missed black ball, sirss
Caaam on mark.
>>157701831He pulled out for personal reasons. Nothing more is known.
gwan santa cymru!
>>157702415Don't get excited. This is the old "give them hope to make it hurt worse" trick.
>>157702227>pulled out for personal reasons.Sending Vishnus blessing to all Marks sirss.
>>157702497but its so fun to see Morphy losing match from here. Send energy.
>koiren saar is also a shawn haterfigures
>>157702734Don't have any left.>>157702833Well, before being a fan of Kyle, he's a human, so naturally he hates Shorn.
>>157703036I like him and I want him to succeed. Am I not human? If I foul, do I not miss?
This comeback is brought to you by Lucozade
Shaun's head is goneGifted Mark "The Beard" Williams 4 frames in a row playing like Lisowski
I have no idea how it even came to this but...D E C I D E RAnd I'm going to sleep so I don't have to see the inevitable happen.>>157703086I guess you could be a particularly evil human.
>>157703205>playing like LisowskiHe doesn't deserve to be insulted like this
>>157703212Shaun missed, Mark cleared
>killo
>>157703222Sorry Jack I meant like si jiahui in the WC SF
Unironically Ali Carter has more chance in the final tomorrow against MarkHope Shaun never recovers from this loss
It has been decided:Welsh Elder Celtic Druids > Bong Shanty Magicians>shorn shaking head.mp4
W I L L O
OH NO NO NO
>>157703447Lmao based
>>157703212>And I'm going to sleep so I don't have to see the inevitable happen.Wakey Wakey
Early into the season but we already have the nominee for KWABOTY category: snooker
>>157703522ONE FRAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY. IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
>>157703673Allen can come out of hiding now
>>157703673still tony
G R A N I T EI spent all my jinxes on this, by the way.>>157703234>>157703488>>157703664>>157703673>>157703683>5-1 to 5-6Could it be that Shwine is actually more blorky and dingy than Barry and Ding themselves?>>157703447>Ali Carter has more chance in the final tomorrow against MarkNot wrong, but at least we can watch snooker for a whole day without seeing Shorn's ugly mug.
>>157711667>we can watch snooker for a whole day without seeing Shorn's ugly mug.We'll still have to listen to this tit, though.
>>157713442I would listen to are Yatesy all day every day if I could.
>>157713449I'll pay you to fuck off, Phil. Sometimes less is more. You don't have to fill every silence with inane drivel.
>>157713442Mute button exists, not a problem.Even if some new TVs already have a Dejudder, they still haven't invented Deshauners.Although if/when they start to sell TVs with DLSS5, you could potentially use it to turn all players and refs into Pellew.
Thanks, Snooker.org. Very cool!
>>157711667>Could it be that Shwine is actually more blorky and dingy than Barry and Ding themselves? He has Blorked and Dinged more World Finals than Blork and Ding combined, so yes.
>>157713522>Although if/when they start to sell TVs with DLSS5, you could potentially use it to turn all players and refs into Pellew.goldmine
Qualies and a final on at the same time? wew
GWAN WILL O'>>157714314Didn't notice the Narf qualies.GO ON THE BOI
Settled with a Willotury
so everyone posting in cric is gayyy af, right?just making sure
>>157714394And the YWPWillo attempts a pot with pace and misses hmm
>>157714465>legible messageoh no, did somebody turn on auto-correction on his phone? boo!
>>157703086He's the anti-Selby. I don't hate Mark Selby but I complain when people here love him too much. I don't like Shaun Murphy but I complain when people here hate him too much. In both cases, they're really just standard players, and all my opinions of them come from deciding that /147/ is overreacting.
>>157714853>I don't like Shaun Murphy but I complain when people here hate him too much.This but for Ron
>>157715100Both Rpm and Shprn have particularly dislikeable personalities thoughsobeit.
Another W I L L T U R YIf he played like this yesterday, I'd still have some mana left for jinxing.
>136 and a 132 Nice
>>157715205If you say so. It's more like the pet hates of the two or three guys who maintain these threads.
>>157714853>Mark Selby>standard playerAt his best, I don't believe there's anyone better. Unfortunately, he's not at his best as often as he used to be, but he's still far from ordinary.
>>157715337I believe there are lots of people around who have long grown tired of Rpm's off-table antics, and plenty of people find Shorn's smug, media-friendly persona incredibly irritating.
>>157715409I know that you believe that
>>157714817Checked his twitter and i can't tell lel anwyay here he is getting hit by a golf ball
>>157715337If you have even a single cell of contrarianism anywhere in your body, you must sometimes get sick of the worship he gets from pundits and commentators. I'm confident he'd probably be a nice person if you met him, plus he does occasionally still play well, but just like Selby and Murphy, my attitude to him is completely poisoned by the insane comments that surround him.
>>157715469Reminds me of a cool new tradition that was born in recent years on /v/. If you don't like an opinion, you start pretending that all people that have it are one person and even give that person a name. We have an Eric, a Barry and some more already.It must be nice to know that there is literally only one person in the world that doesn't agree with you and the remaining 8 billion people are on your side. I need to try it one day too... Henry.
>Play well all week>revert back to jobber in the finalThe Ali Carter special
>>157714853It accompanied the decline of /147/ they really can't help themselves at this point
>>157715690>but just like Selby and Murphy, my attitude to him is completely poisoned by the insane comments that surround him.Is this the power of /147/ brainwashing?
>wake up>Shorn choked and/or Willo was based last night
>>157715911
>>157716580Mindbroken by zest memes.
>>157716580>>157716619Big breaks are not important. Only safeties matter. Big breaks are not important. Only safeties matter. Big breaks are not important. Only safeties matter. Big breaks are not important. Only safeties matter. Big breaks are not important. Only safeties matter.
>>157716605fug BOICIDER
Looks like players from Northern Ireland wearing outlandish gargools is back!
>>157716604Choked so hard his face went bright red >1510515799804.png Lmao
>killo >sharter
>This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.>You take the red pill—the break ends, you wake up in your bed and believe that I only scored 1.>You take the yellow pill—you stay in Milton Keynes, and I show you how deep the Selbium mine goes. Remember: all I'm offering is zest. Nothing more.
How does one lose to Jimmy White in 2026 lel
>>157717195Gwan Den jr
Abi that cleavage is dangerous
Lmao, nice start.
what's that orange stuff that Willo is drinking? some Welsh potion?
>>157724564Kebab smoothie.
>three people in the front row, centre seats that are riddled with tattoosIt just isn't right>>157724891thinking about it, it's most likely just lucazade, he's probably knackered after the Morph comeback.
R E R A C K
>>157724968he had it last night as well
>>157724968>>three people in the front row, centre seats that are riddled with tattoosever seen willo's arms?
Mark, please, let's not do this again. Just win normally this time.
>>157728357>pots the red and black simultaneously About that...
Based Allison CarterThanks for winning me 50 bucks pal
Forgot this was a bo17
>>157723253You weren't kidding
>>157729565yeah he played well all week tbf to him. big ups.
VGHHHHTHE MEN OF ESSEX
Antoni Kowalski on the latest cue tips with Hendry, might be of interest to somehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiqxLg-PMOI
>waiting for willo v fan zhengyi in the shenmue open in 2 weeksthinken that mork will be pulling out for persanal reasons again
>>157730383hendry looking utterly puzzled in the thumbnail? senile already?>>157730849hemorrhoids are no joke
>>157730383He doesn't seem to have much to say about being a low-ranking player, sadly. The ones who are permanently seething about their constant failures, like Matt Selt and Alfie Burden, talk a lot more openly about how awful it is to be that far down the rankings. Antoni Kowalski comes across like he's just happy to be there, which is nice for him but it makes the video much less exciting.
total snookek
Well, at least uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...At least it's not Shorn. And Ali hasn't won anything last season, so let him have this one.GWAN PANCHAYAGWAN BAIGWAN BACHERGWAN ZZ
